Trump Ripped After Disaster Weekend, All Hell Breaks Loose After Bizarre Stunt

0:04Just when you thought Mother's Day craziness couldn't get worse, Donald Trump comes into the picture And he shows us again and again, he is an insane person. Kylie, bring us up to speed on what's going on Mother's Day. Well, obviously, Trump can't help but only talk about himself on Mother's Day. We've got this Daily Beast headline. It says, Trump celebrates Mother's Day by rage posting about his enemies. Of course. And then if you look at this photo that Ryan put together, it just shows a stark contrast between a real politician or just a real person in general. Barack Obama said, wishing all the moms out there a wonderful Mother's Day.

0:41To Michelle, I'm grateful for all the ways you've shown up for our daughters and our families. Trump is incapable of doing that. I think he posted something about Trump derangement syndrome. He lied about the economy being amazing, et cetera. Pictures of how great he was. I'm sure they were homoerotic in some way. I mean, 100%. Every time, I mean, this is what a sick fuck I am. Every time we have an occasion like Easter or Christmas or Thanksgiving, I go to Obama and Biden's posts and I go to Trump's posts just to reaffirm how completely unhinged he is. Like if I ever thought for a minute he's got his shit together, all I have to do is go to those holidays.

1:25Well, and it's just he's clearly projecting again his insecurities because he knows how much Joe loves Joe Biden, how much Barack loves Michelle Obama, and he knows how much Melania hates him, and that's why he didn't post anything about her. That's poor. Okay, and then also over the weekend, we know J.D. Vance has just been face planting. Everything he goes to has been a failure. Everyone who's endorsed hasn't won. So over the weekend, an Iowa lobbyist was caught offering$100 cash payments plus referral bonuses to help pack J.D. Vance's Des Moines rally this weekend. So he is now having to pay people to come listen to him speak.

2:17I actually read at this same, I guess it was the same booster, maybe it was a different one. that you got a, if you got 25 people to go, you got a$500 bonus. I mean, that's how desperate we are. And I know we had one in Oklahoma city and it was like 200 ,000 for this seat. If you wanted to picture, it was another a hundred thousand. And I, there was a part of me that wanted to post up in the parking lot just to see who all was coming, but I didn't because I'm, you know i'm a grown-up but i just thought i just don't think that many people are dying to spend you know 250 000 to get a picture with jd vance because it has been nothing but nose plant nose plant nose plant he's struggling to fill out free tickets to tp usa events three and we saw we saw how empty the crowd was when erica kirk ditched him and i think it was Georgia State.

3:16Georgia campus. Yeah. Yeah. University of Georgia campus. And it's just so funny because this is exactly what Trump accused Kamala of doing in the 2024 election. He said, oh, they're busing people into the rallies. You know, I think it was like, you know, they're busing immigrants into the rallies to fill up the crowd. Meanwhile, you can't even get you can't even pay people$100 to show up at a J.D. Vance rally. That's what's interesting about the Republicans. They're so devious and have zero ability to want something that doesn't give them something back. That's not just totally transactional.

3:53So it's like they're paying for votes. Then you're like, oh, they're paying for votes. Kamala Harris is busing people into her rallies and paying them. It's like, oh, because you just don't. A normal person doesn't think that. But all of these people who clearly are not quote unquote normal, they do all this shit. Speaking of not normal, Trump unveiled, he had a new golden statue put up of him this weekend. A golden cow? Right. So this was up at his, is it a golf course in Miami? Yeah, his golf course in Miami, Doral. Okay, here's a video. We love you all, and the country's doing great, and Iran is not doing good because of us.

4:43They are not doing well at all, and good things are happening, and I just want to really give you my love, and I wish I could be there where we want to make sure everything's going perfect on the war. And that's Trump calling in. That's Trump calling in. Is he going to have clips? Oh, that was a call-in. Yeah. The statute doesn't just play over and over about how great he is. because I would not be surprised by that. Here's the deal. How tiny and insecure are you that you know on some level in the deep, dark corners of your mind that your legacy after you're out of office is going to be so terrible that you have to construct an arch, build a ballroom, put a statue of yourself up.

5:33And I just, the gold obsession. I don't know what that is because he was born into a very wealthy family. Why he had gold toilets in the eighties. I still don't get it, but this is the, I mean, first of all, it didn't even look like him. I mean, not that statues are really great, but. It's much skinnier. With no hair, with cankles out to here, like, shut up. No, I mean, it's straight out of North Korea. It is. It really is. And so this statue was actually, thankfully, the American taxpayers are not paying for this statue. So this statue was funded by a bunch of crypto bros who, you know, Trump got together to partner to launch a meme coin.

6:20so they launched this meme coin and then shortly after Trump launched his own meme coin which then tanked their meme coin right of course because classic Trump playbook he's not gonna you know let anyone profit more than he will um and so I mean it's just and there's a bunch of you know MAGA pastors praying at the statue and everyone on Twitter what so yeah a bunch of pastors got together to like literally pray at the statue. And one of them even had to tweet. And he said, like, this is not, what is it? The golden idol calf situation from the Bible. He had to tweet that. And when you have to say that, it's because that's exactly what it is.

7:07Okay. Here's the deal. I don't remember a lot from Sunday school and Bible study, but I do know that one of the commandments is thou shalt not put any other idols before me. They have just latched onto Trump as their biggest idol in the whole world. I mean, that is so repulsive. And on the crypto bros, he just pardoned a huge crypto bro. And every time I hear it was paid for by private donors, I think of the ballroom. And then I think of how much money Trump has stolen from the United States taxpayer and I just think I cannot fucking wait for the audit I cannot wait for the well that's true I mean we can't really believe anything so I shouldn't defend it and now it's on a writer and a law like a billion dollars it's crazy the sculptor of this statue actually spoke out this is a daily beast headline it says the sculpture of the 22 if you're watching um it's a photo of his face it's very alarming says the sculpture of the 22 foot golden statue said he was told to get rid of the turkey neck and make the president thinner well i mean we knew that was going to happen i mean there is red i also read that the statue is not actually real gold it's gold leafed and it's bronze on the inside.

8:33Because he's fake. Everything he does is fake. Here's the thing on this. We saw when his fat old ass went in to turn himself into Fulton County. We know he wears lifts. We know he wears shoulder pads. We can tell objectively by looking at him, he's fatter than a pig. I mean, morbidly obese. We know that he's not that tall. And he comes out and he had the exact same what was like 6 '3 215 pounds or something and it was like okay this is and i think it was like chris hemsworth who is objectively gorgeous and chiseled it's just like nobody believes that so him rolling out a thinner no turkey neck statue with lots of hair i believe all of that that they made him do it when i actually i noted one of the quotes from the sculptor in the article, he said, quote, this was a clusterfuck.

9:28I usually deal with people that have everything organized. From the start, once you're going to make me laugh, from the start, this was chaos. Almost never, anytime whatsoever, does anyone miss a payment because they always do what I say I'll do. And the patron always does what they say they're going to. And clearly, this was not the case for these crypto bros that paid for the statue. Yeah. Here's the deal. If you go back on, if you deep dive Trump, his M.O. was that he would hire a contractor to do a job and then not pay him. Exactly. And not pay him and try to reduce the bill like 30 % was mandatory.

10:11You had to reduce it 30 % or he would never pay it. And if you wouldn't, he would let you take him to court. Well, he had more money. So people went broke. So this does not surprise me even a little bit. But he's for the working man. Sure. All right, Ryan, you want to queue up what's going on with Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy? Sure. So Sean Duffy made a Fox News appearance on over the weekend with his wife, Rachel Camposafi, who is a Fox News host. And they announced just a really exciting new venture that is coming out soon. Kylie, play the clip. I want to lean into America's 250th birthday.

10:54Rachel and I actually met on a road trip on a reality TV show. And so over the course of seven months, we just kind of found these moments where I might be able to do some work. I could take the kids with me, do a road trip. Oh, yeah. And our motto is to love America is to see America. And there's so much to see in this beautiful country. We did that with our family. the president kicked us off as you're seeing right now we went to the oval with the kids by the way i can't do that the kids were this enrages me i am livid over this okay first of all sean duffy and his wife give me the absolute jeeps the matching outfits for the whole family that gives me the jeeps the ics whatever you want to call it he's the secretary of transportation during his tenure, we have had a complete backup before any of the TSA staff.

11:47We do not have enough air traffic controllers for flights to fly safely. I think this went over seven months that he's on a fucking road trip. There's two reports on this. I saw 188 fatalities killed in air traffic crashes. And then another report said 60. So you have between 60 and 188 dead people because of air travel. And this motherfucker and his ugly ass family are running around going saying how to be America, to know America, you have to love America. You have to see America. Like shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Oh, and just, I mean, just a little what Trump has done to the budgets of the forestry department and national parks is unbelievable.

12:41So if you love America, you fund America. You fund people with healthcare. You fund people that go to national parks so that they can be safe. You don't fund this dipshit and his dipshit wife in the matching clothes to go. And first of all, who gets seven months on the federal dime to go make a road trip video. I mean, in addition to that, all the you said pumps, this occurred while two record setting back to back government shutdowns happen while TSA workers weren't being paid. So, you know, it might be nice. I think he said something like, oh, there's nothing better than getting on the road like in a car.

13:25It's like gas prices are hitting right like four year highs right now. So you might want to. In Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, one of the cheapest places to live in the whole world for obvious reasons. It was$4.60 a gallon. So I can't even imagine what it is in other places. We've actually got a response here from Chasten Buttigieg on the issue. He says, yes, the same Duffies who threw endless fits on national television when Pete was working from our son's ICU bedside are now bragging about their multi-month taxpayer-funded family road trip while gas and grocery prices soar for American families because of Trump's war of choice.

14:07How much more unfocused, unserious, and out of touch can you be? Well, I mean, he could be Trump. That's worse. They're all just reality TV stars that want to be reality TV stars again. Trump is literally bringing back The Apprentice. This guy was naked on The Real World on MTV. And they just want, that's all that they care about. Erica Kirk was on a reality TV show. She was on Summer House. Yeah. Yeah. And shout out to Chaston because he does all of the, you know, calling out that Pete can't really do as a, you know, a public figure. And he always has his back. And remember the meltdown they had when he took, when Pete Buttigieg took paternity leave while working from home?

14:53I mean, you're talking to the right people, Poms. I mean, it enrages me. I'm just like the double standard. And like, okay, I'm going to wrap it up because I know nobody likes me to talk about Caroline Lovett. But I'm just going to say she and her 33 years older than her husband just had their second baby. She will be taking three months of paid leave while she has this newborn, which I'm glad she has that opportunity because she works for the federal government. But if you have an hourly wage job at Walmart or for Amazon, tough titties. You don't get any paid leave. You don't even get insurance.

15:34So spare me the outrage about all of these people that won't have kids because you cannot have a kid if you do not have financial stability. Well, and they want you to have kids if you're young and conservative. They don't want you to have kids if you're gay. You know, that's just the truth. You have to be white. And you're white. I mean, we don't know enough. I mean, that is the numero uno. Absolutely, you have to be straight. Allegedly. Okay, let's be clear about the facts. America began as a rebellion against monarchy and against divine rule. And the founders followed that by creating a secular constitution, no religious tests, no state religion, and a clear separation between church and state.

16:27That's the design. But today we're seeing efforts to blur that line, including that America Praise event on May 17th, where government and religion intersected in ways that made me mad as hell. The Freedom From Religion Foundation is working to protect the First Amendment because it protects you. Visit FFRF.us slash IHIP or text the word IHIP to 511-511. That's FFRF.us slash IHIP or text the word IHIP to 511-511 to learn more and join. Go to FFRF.us slash IHIP or text IHIP to 511-511. Message and data rates may apply. Secretary Sean Duffy posted a response to all the hate he's been getting. He tweeted this.

17:25The radical, miserable left has noticed our awesome Great American Road Trip trailer, dot, dot, dot, and they hate it. It's too wholesome. It's too patriotic, and it's too joyful. Sean, that's not why we hate it. Okay. You missed the mark on that. What we hate is that you are double-diffing off the taxpayer. What we hate is that people died in air traffic accidents while you were secretary and you've done fucking nothing. What they hate is their flights getting canceled because we don't have enough air traffic controllers. And maybe if you would have taken a paid leave. You could have paid for an air traffic controller in your absence.

18:05You stupid fuck. That's it. I don't even have and we don't even have to dignify that with the response. I mean, it's just so stupid. They think we're jealous of Sean Duffy and his road trip. Shut the fuck up. Yuck. Nobody can afford a road trip, Sean, because gas is over$5. Okay, I'm done ranting. I like it. All right, Ryan, what's next? Okay, next we have an earnings report from Trump Media. Let's see what it is. Trump Media, parent of True Social, reports Q1 sales of$871 ,405.9 million net loss. So apparently this is the price that you pay to run your own personal propaganda platform. And what's interesting to me about this, you're not hearing anyone being fired from trump media so you know that you know to trump it's probably worth the price in my opinion well and probably that too okay here's the thing i've been on the i mean i've been on the ground floor kylie can tell you this i have followed true social stock like from day one and from day one the people that went in and were like you know trump's a great businessman.

19:29So I'm going to make a shit ton of money. They have lost their asses hand over fist since day one. This company has never turned a profit. Trump has always cashed out. Trump's always made a fuck ton of money, but the investors in it have lost life savings, 401ks that they took out. It truly is stunning. And if we had a decent SEC, it would have been investigated during the Biden administration and then certainly now, but these numbers are nothing new. He has always lost gazillions of dollars and I mean like hundreds of millions of dollars with this company. So in my mind, which granted I'm not an economist, I just look a little bit like money laundering to me.

20:19I mean, Pumps, I think you're right because no normal company operates around numbers. and this has been going on for years this kind of these losses but that's his signature move with his businesses i can bankrupt casino i can bankrupt you and somehow he always ends up on his feet yeah oh always smelling like a rose although do you want to close this out all right so have a wonderful monday that's just a little bit of the tidbits we're working on here at ihip news Please subscribe, like, come back, and do not forget to pre-order Jennifer's book, Not Today, Fascist, comes out in October, and we will be back with more news.