Trump Ruins Lindsey Graham's Funeral, Blocks Press From Secret Meetings

0:04The president of the United States sat down with Donald Trump for a private closed door meeting before they both headed over to the funeral. You get it? You get it? I thought you meant it.

0:20Nice, Kylie. Thank you. Very nice. Thank you. I know you confused me for a second. I got you. That is perfect. They headed over to Lindsey Graham's funeral, BB's longtime boy toy together. And Lindsey's funeral has made Trump scared about his own death. death. Trump's fear of his own mortality reportedly led him to investigate Lindsey Graham's family history to see if genetics could help explain his sudden death. And he worries about this stuff a lot, doesn't he, Pumps? Yes. And let me tell you something. I just read this and I'd completely forgotten about it until you said that. Trump always refers to genetics as a racehorse.

1:00Like if you breed the fastest two racehorses, you, by his logic, this is a man that thinks Diet Coke kills cancer is you're going to have the best racehorse. Well, if you apply that to his family history of illness, his dad died of dementia. His mother was hospitalized during his childhood for years because of mental illness. So do you think he's connected the dots? And then he starts talking about heaven, but the racehorse theory, I thought for him was a bad theory given his genetics. His brother was an alcoholic. He acts like a crazy person. He definitely has dementia just by watching him. That's my diagnosis as a non-professional medical person, but it doesn't seem that far-fetched with the cankles and everything else that something is seriously going on with him.

1:58And I was thinking the cover up by the White House staff, they all know how bad it is. They know how bad it is. And we can talk about the Biden thing. At least they could cover it up. But they know how bad it is. They're running cover because their racehorse is just a fucking shell of himself. Yeah. And he is Trump is asking advisors about Lindsey's travel schedule. He's trying to figure out he's really focused on his own mortality after Lindsay's death because he sees that Lindsay was nine or 10 years younger than he was. He's it's coming soon. Well, and here's the deal, too. Trump is a notorious germaphobe.

2:45So I'm sure he's doing contract tracing on all the germs that Lindsay encountered and all that. But here's the deal. I will say what Trump, the one thing he has over Lindsey is that Lindsey at the end, like the last few years, he looked like he was a raging alcoholic. I mean, he had the big face, the swelling, the bright red. So my guess, again, is that alcohol played, not like he drank himself to death, but complications from how much drinking. And Trump, although he does eat McDonald's and is not physically fit, to the best of our knowledge, he's not a drinker. But that Adderall story, don't forget about that.

3:25There's a lot of things. Yeah. So Trump actually spoke at Lindsay's funeral and he took issue with a part of this written eulogy. Things got in Washington, virtually everyone, Republican or Democrat, liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody, but it sounds good. Not everybody. He was a tough cookie, okay? I have to veer from this first. He was a tough cookie, darling. But he was beautiful. He was beautiful. That's an interesting word. And nobody liked him. Well, everybody liked him, but I'm a big, fat liar. like shut up shut up I will say I was kind of impressed he stayed on script so much at the funeral as long as he did he really did for him um but he just it's a low bar but yeah he did say on script and the commentators on CNN were shocked they were talking about how gracious and presidential speech was that's it that's just a bridge way way too far they're talking okay here's the deal because he usually calls people stupid says he doesn't like him all that crazy shit so now that's presidential jobs he dances and doesn't talk like the bar is so low that because he stayed and read the written word for the majority of the time despite saying i had to veer from it because not everybody liked him come on like that that enrages me at cnn commentators like does that I did not presidential presidential would be not going on true social down a rabbit hole and saying crazy shit all day, fucking every day.

5:09Being presidential would not be committing war crimes. I mean, don't even get me started. Like, shut the fuck up. If you are saying this was for him, it was the most coherent speech we've heard in Trump 2.0. But again, he's giving microphone blowjobs 90 percent of the time, you know, or saying just the weirdest shit. He's talking about sex at 80. Enough about presidential. Okay, let's ask Cian if this is presidential. He obviously passed out and is sleeping during the funeral. You see this lineup of Laura Trump. We've got Dumber. We've got Scott Baxter, Jimmy Vance, little Marco. And everyone's upright.

5:50Trump is literally fully fucking sleeping while standing up like a vampire. Look at his makeup, too. it's bad orange i mean he had back-to-back meetings back there i'll tell you what if i was a linsky i would go although lindsay did support ukraine he wasn't he did advocate for ukraine so i will i'm going to walk that back well ryan you just brought up he's had a busy day um he actually had a closed door meeting with netanyahu and zelinski and might as touch is reporting Trump blocked the press from the Oval during his meetings with Zelensky and Netanyahu. He's threatening to blow up Iran's bridges and power plants, and even Fox is skeptical of his new tariff.

6:35So it's been a very big day. And it is super interesting that he didn't let the press into those meetings. He cannot resist a camera. Well, you know what it is? He knows that he is Netanyahu's little bitch. He's not going to let people see that. I'm surprised he let Zelensky in there i mean honestly and we don't know that he did he said he had a club we don't know that they weren't separated i don't know do we think it's because laura because of um what's her name laura loomer laura loomer lee diplomat of the do we think she's she is fixing the relationship eating the dogs eating the cats that's from laura loomer so i mean what would i be shocked no but i surely i mean when you think about the relationship that she's the first one out saying well i talked to the white house last night well we know who that is because suzy wiles who was going to protect the presidency and keep the crazies out she's not talking to her i would doubt very seriously that it's anyone other than trump other than the hospice nurse because natalie yeah they're like bffs so i don't know the press wasn't allowed in, but J.D.

7:48Vance was there. So, you know, we never know. We could get some leaks to the New York Times very soon. You know, we can always count on J.D. for leaks. We got some really good reporting on the meeting with Netanyahu that kickstarted the war in Iran. So I'll be waiting, J.D. Yeah. J.D. Vance is becoming our like top insider journalist. Yeah, he really is. But, you know, here's the thing. J.D. Vance only leaks stuff that makes him look good and he is the out of the four people he's the lowest rung on the ladder and that that doesn't feel good if you're jd vance i'm guessing because you're an egomaniac that thinks you're hot and you're as we would say back in the day you think you're hot snot on a paper plate but you're just a booker and that's what jd vance never heard that um so before this meeting happened trump Trump called into Fox and Friends earlier today and gave a preview of his meeting with Bibi.

8:45And here's a clip. Yahoo's going to talk to you about ongoing excavation at Pickaxe Mountain, construction vehicles entering and exiting tunnels, paving new access roads. Satellite imagery and intel indicates that Iran is actively constructing and fortifying Pickaxe Mountain. How will we respond? Well, I don't need Bibi to tell me that. BB is telling me that because he wants me to stay involved. I mean, I don't necessarily. We have the finest because of Space Force. We have the greatest cameras in the world. He's trying to act like he's not BB's bitch. And everybody knows he's BB's bitch. And it's whoever gets to him last.

9:25But I neglected to mention that my guess is Trump doesn't want the world to see. I mean, he's not interested in this. He's just simply not. No, he's sick of it. He really isn't. He wants to glad hand and do all that. And in one sentence, he's threatening war crimes. Do you think Bibi Netanyahu is going to walk him off the ledge? He's the ringleader of the war criminals. So it's just this whole thing. I kind of have. And here's the deal. If I'm Zelensky, I walk up to fucking J.D. Vance and be like, you pathetic piece of shit. Yeah. go fuck yourself in the horse you rode in on instead of good morning.

10:11Because I just, the way he acted, as Ukraine said, thank you. And now the US needs Ukraine because they went out and diversified their weapons and they are, as reported, winning the war primarily because of their drones attacks and things of that nature that the US doesn't have. So if Trump asks him and jd's advance does not make a formal public apology there's no ass jd vance that's what i'd say if i'm zelinski go fuck yourself jd you pathetic pathetic loser i agree with you um and while lindsey's memorial was being held at the capitol trump to no surprise went on a bizarre social media frenzy um donald trump spent the morning of lindsey graham's memorial services he wasn't there um embarking on a social media frenzy firing off posts on everything from rappers which it was um about lil wayne supporting his ballroom and shirtless soccer players to self-soothing opinion polls and this quote says as mourners gathered at capitol hill to pay their respects to the late republican senator the 80 year old president was at the white house posting almost 40 times in 40 minutes on his truth social platform Wasn't he in these meetings at that time?

11:29He was doing it simultaneously. Well, you know that they've said from Trump 1.0, like you could not get him off his phone. He's always wanting to post. So we've got Netanyahu. We've got Zelensky. We've got J.D. And Trump is tweeting. On his phone. On his phone. This is not serious. This can't be serious. We are in a war. He's running around threatening committing war crimes. He's already murdered people willy nilly, in my opinion, that are war crimes, you know, closer to home and in Iran. This is fucking crazy that this is happening. I want to know if CNN thinks this is presidential. Where's CNN when you need him to report on the overly presidential 40 texts in 40 minutes while meeting with world leaders?

12:17You know what, we're not talking about Joe Biden being forgetful in 2024 or not. That's what I think. We're stumbling over words. Yep. This is fucking nuts. All right, you guys, please, democracy needs you. And a great way to support Jennifer and our show is to hit the link below in the show notes. Not today, fascists. Like, subscribe, and we will be back with more news.