Trump Suffers Health Emergency at Presidential Library Tour in Worst Appearance Yet

0:04President Fadis has been extremely busy today humiliating the United States of America right before the birthday. And Kylie and Ryan have vigilantly been watching this, so you don't have to. Kylie, can you give us an update? I can. Watching this is like watching like Dawn's Dementia Tour 250 celebration. I mean, this man is roaming around Teddy Roosevelt's new presidential library slash museum slash center, as Trump keeps saying. And we're going to start with this clip where Trump is interacting with like a hologram of Teddy Roosevelt. And when this was playing on the TV, I thought that it was Teddy giving some speech.

0:47It's Trump talking to the hologram. Every day a president faces storms most people never see. Keep your nerve and remember the nation comes first, you get through. I know you know that human yourself. Well, I appreciate those words. Those words are fantastic. And I just want to say it's an honor to be with you today. we are making a little bit of a tour some of the fantastic things he's done like what the fuck of course he's flattered by the Teddy Roosevelt see the thing about this this is something that his aide I believe she's special assistant Margot Martin she's also one of these girls who's always always who's always following him around she chose to post this on twitter right she didn't have to you there was no at his best they thought winner what's interesting is margot got in trouble and had to delete a video just i think this week because he looked like an old man shuffling around and also he is an old man shuffling yeah well and we have proof of that right also coming up yep and his hands yeah so here he looks like shit at this event so here's his hand that is just absolutely rotting from the inside out and he's got how little his fingers are you guys they're so swollen and here he is he had to listen to this teddy roosevelt speech and he had to stand still for maybe like 10 minutes we thought he was about to keel over he is sweating i mean something is wrong with this man god he looks like shit no wonder he wears all that makeup i've been saying he looks like shit without makeup i look like shit without makeup it's fine but i'm not trying to prop up that i'm six three 250 pounds and could go eight rounds with a ufc fighter or whatever the fuck they're called okay and this next clip is one of my favorites it's something we've been watching here at ihip that he is kind of turning on like don jr and maybe pitting his sons against him and maybe favoring Eric or the other one more.

2:58So he's done this before. He's talking about how bad he wants a congressional medal. I want to give one to myself, but they tell me and I'm not allowed to. My son over here, my both of them, I said, fellas, I'd love to give one of them to me. What have I done that I deserve it? And they couldn't think of anything. So I'm not happy with them today. Okay. I need to go off topic, but can we put that back at what is going on with his ass what is that the kick the kick pleat in the back like what what does he have under his pants i know that natalie harp the assistant slash hospice nurse is not far behind she he needs a new diaper she is a hospice nurse that seals it i know there's a wild conspiracy with the bag.

3:50Look at his ass. Oh my gosh. Look what is back there. And do y 'all remember the Fox news interview where he sat on the towel? Yeah. Oh my God. So yeah, he's, he's, he's speaking about bringing Teddy Roosevelt's medal of honor from the white house to his now presidential library and he's wondering ruddy roosevelt yeah he's acting as if he's gifting this you know like it's his and he's giving it to them you know he infamously avoided uh you know joining the military because of his five times so that's probably the reason that he doesn't have a medal of honor the highest military achievement that someone can get okay up next this part really had ryan and i in tears so yeah so we've been paying attention to this dementia kicking up and how he's becoming a little bit of a kleptomaniac yeah watch him do yes watch him after he cuts the ribbon and if you're listening he's got a pair of gold scissors he notices they're shining their gold and he gets excited yeah he wants them yep he's eyeballed them now he he's sticking them in his suit jacket and he steals a pair of scissors

5:22y 'all this cannot be real oh my god you guys he has the nuclear codes I can't say that enough how terrifying that is oh my gosh stop stop i know we keep saying this but he has been bad for a long time i think he is in just such a fast decline right now and speaking of he then later took the stage and at the time of recording and maybe for fuck's sake by the time this airs he might still be on stage so he is trying to give a speech and he is so incoherent i'm gonna play the clip and then afterwards we're gonna have to like pop up the transcript and try to see what he was saying. Where in the world, they didn't have people that didn't, couldn't, they had no idea where they were.

6:11They didn't have people that couldn't walk up the steps. See those steps? They didn't have people that had no idea where the hell they were. They didn't have people that said, let's have open borders so millions and millions of people can pour into our country from prisons all over the world. Right. So this is the message at the dedication to the Theodore Roosevelt presidential library. I'll read it. Trump, they didn't have people that didn't, couldn't, had no idea where they were. They didn't have people that couldn't walk up the steps. See those steps? They didn't have people that had no idea where the hell they were.

6:52Right. I know someone else that doesn't. Pick me. I know. Here's the thing. He's like, steps it's like the you know the cameraman like they're steps like he's discovered steps this is really bad and we wonder why we are a global laughing stock i also there was one point that we're not going to include in here because there's just so many clips we could add of him he's telling this old story off the teleprompter about teddy roosevelt way back when and he's telling a story about teddy and this guy who were getting in a fight and then he looks up at the crowd and he says is that guy here tonight stand up if you're here there's a bunch of cowboys standing behind him and he obviously stopped and looked at them and was admiring them right like a broke back mountain kind of admire he said they were real rough riders yeah well they so they're called the rough riders and he said and they do they ride rough yeah Yeah.

7:55They know how to ride. They know how to ride those horses. I saw them on the way over here. He was thinking about a different kind of ride. Okay. So up next, one of the last videos we're going to play, he's doing something interesting. So he's got his 4th of July celebration coming up this weekend, and he's already starting to kind of set the soil for this to maybe not be such a good event and have good turnout. I wonder what the foreshadowing was. Time and so much effort. And by the way, on July 4th, it's going to be approximately 107 degrees out. And I'm going to go and I'm going to make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything.

8:35It's going to be 107. This is the inauguration has to go inside because it's too cold, Trek. Right. So he's been really disappointed with his crowd size at the kickoff to the America 250 event. As we saw on video, there were just crowds of people exiting mid-speech. He was really upset when he saw that video. And we have some reporting about his upcoming speech. So White House officials are worried about turnout for Trump's July 4th address. After the president was infuriated by the crowd size for last week's National Mall speech, they fear high temps, tight security, and the late hour could depress attendance again.

9:24Again. I didn't catch the again. Again. Here's the deal. I did hear that he pushed back the fireworks almost an hour because he wants to give a speech. Well, his speeches go notoriously long because when you make no sense and you just want to hear yourself talk, they tend to go on and on. So a 45-minute speech for him, that's a two-hour banger. There won't be anybody there because nobody can afford to travel to America's 250th birthday because everything is so high because this stupid clown is running around doing nothing but helping Israel. It's so, I mean, I was shopping and I saw these caps that had 4th of July.

10:11I was looking for caps and I was just like, I can't, I cannot even buy red and blue caps because right now we are in the lowest point of the United States. Now, obviously the civil war doesn't, not included in that, but we're the lowest the United States has been since the civil war, in my opinion. end i mean the thing about this is that the national mall is one of the most popular places for people in dc to go on the fourth of july if it's anything less than completely filled like to the brim it is an absolute failure and i know that there are going to be thousands of people that avoid this just because he's giving a speech so there will be way less people than normal as we've seen at his great american state fair uh this whole past week he is completely repelling everyone from actually wanting to celebrate anything i think i think a lot of people feel what you're feeling bones nobody wants nobody wants to celebrate an authoritarian takeover and oligarchs, kleptocracy, all the things.

11:26Nobody wants to celebrate it. But stay with us. Please watch for more news and we will be back hopefully with better news shortly.