Trump Throws Tantrum After Courts Destroys His Ballroom Plans, Kristi Noem Bankrupt?

0:04There's a lot of news stories that slip through the cracks but not on our watch here at ihip news our producer Ryan is here to present what could be forgotten news stories to pumps in me we have no idea what's a lot of news that's a lot of news that's a lot of news that's a lot of the news that's a lot of the news that's a lot of the news that's a lot of the play the clip it's that weekly in the oval office he'll he'll pepper bobby and i usually go to the meetings together so he'll first start off with uh you know candy bars that little candy jar he'll call it he'll hit the red button yeah and then comes with the diet soda pops which is your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass it's poured on grass so therefore it must kill cancer cells inside the body yeah i mean i you know i mean yeah that's that's good stuff.

0:56I sent this article to my mom, you guys, this video, and I asked her, mom, what do you think of this? And of course, Linda, my mother comes out with a banger. She says he has the nuttiest beliefs. He doesn't read or listen to anybody. He thinks exercise wastes the energy stored in one's body, demented and raving mad. Hopefully he will be removed from office after the midterms. So shout out to Linda for completely nailing the response to that. And Trump does have the nuttiest beliefs. He doesn't read. He doesn't listen to anybody. And he's surrounded by a medical doctor who repeats that as though it's cute.

1:33Right. Like any other president, you would say, oh my gosh, he said that. Please don't tell anybody. We know that sounds crazy. Like, just do not repeat that. And these two bozos get on there and act like it's a medical miracle. I can't believe how stupid the people that support him are. It really is like every day. I'm like, these people are so fucking dumb. They're so dumb. Yeah. And the thing is, is, is I don't think Dr. Oz is dumb. What's, what's more troubling for me are the amount of people that suspend critical thinking and suspend intelligence to kiss the ass of a man who has the most well-documented, documented, fragile ego on the planet.

2:20Smart people that concede their intelligence to assuage his toddler-like feelings. That's the autopsy of this. I mean, that's really what's so damning about the whole thing. But I also think a lot of people in MAGA are dumb. I don't want to not say that because I know a lot of them are, especially his son dumb that's there that was going to say yeah dumb and dumber the sons yeah they are dumb okay what's the next news story the next story uh we know that tmz has launched a dc bureau uh they asked lindsey graham about his fairy wand um and now they're getting pushback from some people on capitol hill play the clip seriously you've been there three and a half days how's it been i mean where do I start?

3:09It's like I walk into a cafeteria. Shut up. Why don't you start there? Oh my gosh. Mean people. Mean people. So they're not being welcomed, I guess you could say. I love it. I thought that sounded like Lauren Boebert first and foremost. And I love the work that TMZ is doing. I think they need to start, get like a hundred burner phones, a hundred burner grinder accounts and do the Lord's work. I mean, the Pope is carrying his part, which I plot twist. I never saw that this atheist is just like totally pro Catholic right now. And so I think we need to really get dirty. We need to be more radical in our takedown of MAGA.

3:50I think TMZ is doing incredible work here because Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, these people are fundamentally ass kissers. I don't even think you could say beta males. It's like a Zeta male, pathetic people that bend the knee to this toddler. Yeah, and it's a long time coming. You see all the salacious shit that goes on in Washington. I would, this is just, it's arrived and I'm glad it's here because these people say one thing during the day, they parade around like peacocks with all their moral family, godly values. And then the shit they do at night would just set your hair on fire. So good for TMZ.

4:31Okay, Ryan, what's next? Next, we have an update on the ballroom. So it was pitched as a place for world leaders to meet, but it's also apparently now a military and national security imperative. Kylie, if you can pop this up. So, he posts this long post on Truth Social, as he does, that reads in part, quote, bomb shelters, a state-of-the-art hospital and medical facilities, protective partitioning, top-secret military installations, structures and equipment, protective missile resistance seal, columns, roofs, and beams, drone-proof ceilings and roofs, military-grade venting, and bullet, ballistic, and blast-proof glass.

5:13The ballroom is deeply important to our national security and no judge can be allowed to stop this historic and military imperative project. This just enrages me. This enrages me. Number one, I've heard him say, oh, well, I mean, we need this so badly. No, we don't. The only person that needs this is you because you're going to burrow your fat ass under the White House and not leave. and who's going to come get you out? Nobody wanted this. We don't need this. It's money that is being wasted because his fat ass knows how unpopular he is. And I believe he's going to probably drop dead in the bunker and nobody can get his fat ass out or he's going to be on life support down there.

6:00This is the craziest thing I've ever heard. I just him feigning, uh, national security. And it's just this whole presidency is so nauseating. The amount of people that are okay with this man's behavior, the amount of people that are okay with having an unhinged insurrectionist pedophile protector as president of the United States. These are, it's a crime syndicate. The federal government is now an incompetent one led by a really bizarre, pathetic little man that has gotten too much attention his entire life. And this over enabling of him has created this. And now you have these 77 million people that voted for this man.

6:47And I just, I will never, as long as I live, understand how people can go. I love freedom. I love the founding documents. I love America. And then they see what he did on January 6th and all those fleabags, beating up cops with fire hydrants and American flag sticks with their little Nazi flags and all their racist shit. And then they go and vote for this guy again. And so many of them have just tripled down. They just will not seed it. I mean, surprisingly though, a lot of the podcasting bros are, but fuck them too. Yeah. Okay. Next we have, we like to say, you know, up to date on the status of Chrissy Noem.

7:28So we have an update on her role as special envoy for the shield of the Americas. So Kyle, if you can pop this up. So new Trump admin created, quote, fake government role for Chrissy Noem specifically to prevent her from entering the Senate race in South Dakota, because they consider her a liability and don't want her to have power or influence according to Punch Up. So Punch Up is the sub stack of the Daily Beast. Well, I mean, I just, I, Christy Noem, I, I, maybe she was going to run for Senate. I think my personal explanation is that he made the position for her so that she wouldn't go tattle.

8:15And then I think people in the Trump regime leaked Big Titty Brian stuff so that they could be like, look, we've got more stuff on you. You were not to tattle as to all of the crimes that Stephen Miller told you to commit. I bet Stephen Miller is the one who outed Big Titty Brian. There's no way the federal government doesn't know that shit. They vet people for this kind of shit like you wouldn't believe. And Big Titty Brian's out there telling this dominatrix he wants to marry her and he wants to be a trans slut and all of these things, which I want Big Titty Brian to be a trans slut if that's what he wants to be.

8:52It's a free country. I don't care. What I care about is Kristi Noem and her godly marriage and the hypocrisy and the way they demean, ridicule the LGBTQ plus community when Big Titty Brian's a freak. I mean, and wave your freak flag, Big Titty Brian. I don't give a shit. It's the hypocrisy. I want to shame these hypocrites. And I'm so glad that that happened. And this is why I want TMZ to step up the work. Agree. I mean, this was made, this story was made for TMZ. Here's, I want to just add a little tidbit that I read. I read that Christy now, who has been flying around on private jets with beds and doing all this crazy shit that she is ass deep in debt and dead ass broke.

9:40And I am like, congratulations. This is exactly what you deserve. But I, I, I've also read that she and Cori Lewandowski were like double dipping on all of these. Yeah. The pay to play. That they were enriching themselves. So who's your source that she's broke? Um, it was in a article. Okay. So Kylie just found, found it pumps from the independent and then AOL recycled it. Kristi Noem and her husband racked up millions in debt prior to her political ascent and his bimbofication scandal report. So this is prior to her getting in the Trump regime. Now I have read since then that she and Corey Lewandowski that there was a lot of pay to play double dipping personal enrichment stuff going on.

10:28So it will be interesting to find out if there are free and fair elections in the midterms, which I hope there are, and a huge blue tsunami. The Oversight Committee, I want to be relentless in this. Relentless. I also read an article that Big Titty Brian went to rehab for 40 days, a Christian rehab. Well, that's going to help. and you know how christy noem was claiming that she was blindsided by all of this well this was i think he went to rehab a few years ago kylie if you'll find the article on that um and he she would have known about it of course he went away for like 40 days and it kind of sounded the rehab kind of like gay conversion slash and i don't know i mean i don't know what his sexual orientation is and i really don't care that makes no difference to me but he went to some godly thing which i'm sure made the big titty shit worse i bet he went to rehab like a c and came out a triple d you know because those pray that pray the freak away or pray the gay way christy gnomes cross-dressing husband reportedly entered sex rehab program in january she fucking knew about that i'm telling you who leaked this my working theory steven miller leaked it i think it's a great theory because she knows all because he runs dhs And so she did everything at his behest.

11:52Okay, next we have a story about one of the remaining women in this cabinet who's not covered as much as a lot of the other crazies. Kylie, if you can pop this up. So Education Secretary Linda McMahon used AI-generated photo in posts honoring Ida B. Wells. And we have the photo, Kylie, if you can pop it up. So this is from True Social, her posts. hashtag her story in action the way to right wrongs is to turn the light of truth upon them Ida B. Wells she used her voice to expose injustice defend truth and demand change this was a time when doing so could cost her life Ida B. Wells became one of the most influential voices against injustice in American history why teaching history matters and at the bottom it notes that this photo was, it says photo by Gemini, which is Google's AI.

12:50I just thought it was interesting that the education secretary was posting AI generated photos of, you know. Well, and also she's sitting there going, you know, this is why we need history. Bitch, you are the one that wants to pull all the funding from the school. So please spare us about history. This administration is trying to rewrite history. So Linda McMahon, with all due respect, shut the fuck up. And she also, her husband, is knee deep into sexual scandals. And it is a feature of anybody surrounding President Trump, not a bug, a feature that they are either sexual abusers themselves or enablers, excusers, and apologizers for sexual abuse.

13:39Furthermore, anybody in the Trump regime acting like they are for civil rights is insulting upon a rival. It is a diabolical sense of gaslighting while they, on the one hand, are removing civil rights displays in museums and public parks. And then she has the audacity to trot that up like she gives a shit. We know you're a racist, Linda, I can tell just by looking at you, but I further know that based on corroborating evidence that you went to go work for a racist Donald Trump in the most modern day racist presidency. Like it's insane. Donald Trump is 50, 60 years back. And the degradation of civil rights and black history in this country is something that has always been way subpar.

14:33and now he's taking it back even further yeah and one thing i just wanted to show um note for linda mcmahon she was prior to entering the administration she was um ceo of wwe and she made many appearances and i just i thought it would be unfortunate if i didn't play this clip of her from wwe

15:04Oh my God. Please tell me her head's not like... So if you're listening, she is being pile-drived into the ground and then seemingly unconscious on the floor. But you know what? This is the perfect video for the Trump administration. This is exactly who they are. Look at her. It looks like she's given the guy head. A blowjob upside down. Her boss is the guy who's at the UFC fight hitting on the fighter because we're in our deathbed confession era. And it's just TMZ work harder. Get these burner counts going. Like it's literally the most patriotic thing that we could possibly do is to out the hypocrisy of all of these sanctimonious faux MAGA Christians who want to sit around and fight with the Pope, while everybody knows what little smoky eye JD Vance does every night, I guarantee you, he goes home, he puts on red lipstick, he smudges it.

16:08He really gets the eyeliner out. He creates a smoky eye, puts a feather boa on and he sings in the mirror. You know, he does, I can see it. I know he has a trunk in his, he's dying to do this. And I want to live in a world. I want to liberate little smoky to be able to do this. And poor big titty Brian, look at what happens. You know, he's I think he fell in love with it an OnlyFans model I mean you know that's just big titty Brian I mean come on you know it's a guy that falls in love with the hooker you know my god these people are just so fucking broken all right one more clip I want to add to this and I want to remind everybody as Kylie finds this and gets it prepared to show the viewer that Lauren Boebert was in a screening of Beetlejuice, vaping and performing a handjob on somebody.

17:04Lauren Boebert is also a big MAGA Christian and, you know, talks about how people should behave and all of these things. So here she is outside of Congress and she's being interviewed. I don't even know what it's about, but I thought her response was hilarious. is. Yeah. Go to church, find Jesus. Like, I mean, why is everybody so horny here?

17:35I don't know, Lauren, why is everybody so horny in Congress? Why are you so horny? Why are you giving handjobs at Beetlejuice matinee? Like what's going on there? It's just unbelievable how awful these people are just awful. All right. That's all we have. Everybody have a fantastic weekend and we will see you all soon.