Trump's Bizarre Senile Moment on Fox News

0:05Okay, I have a very difficult time deciding which resentment I want to nurture the most. that all the MAGA fuckery or the eight cowardice senators that dicked us over recently. In this episode, we're going to focus on the latter. Put up this tweet and headline, Kylie.

0:24Airlines' favorite Democrats just voted to end the shutdown. The Senate Dems who voted to end the shutdown without extending ACA subsidies took in a third of airlines' PAC-driven election spending last year. They are on the fix. It was a shakedown. This is why corporate Dems and centrist Dems and pick-me Dems suck so bad. And the airlines dick us over as consumers all the time. And guess what? But when they mismanage their businesses, we, the taxpayers bailed them out. And they all, I'm sure, have given money to, you know, president dipshit moron, Kangol's McTaco tits. And then, you know, then they've got these Democratic senators, total shakedown.

1:23And then they go out and do this. And always who gets abandoned and lost and left is the American consumer. and take that down to people who can't even afford to fly on a plane. And those are the people that get it the most. And those are the people that get picked on the most by all of these horrible, horrible politicians. It's inexcusable. I know two of them aren't running for re-election. It's cowardice. It's just full-blown cowardice. And to see that it's linked to money from the airlines, when the airlines were suffering because of the shutdown, It, it turns my stomach. It just turns my stomach.

2:04Okay. So we all know that Duffy is the head of the department of what is it? Transportation. Transportation. And he's in charge of the air traffic controllers. And he is somebody who I've nicknamed Panty Boy, and we'll get to why I call him Panty Boy shortly. But as everybody's flights are getting canceled and you're a little worried. Like, are there enough air traffic controllers to get me to my destination safely? Are these pilots okay since, you know, all this flight's delayed so much? Well, here's what Panty Boy has to say about flying in America right now. Play the clip. Listen, you could walk outside.

2:48I can't guarantee your safety. You get in your car. I can't, I mean, I can't guarantee safety, but I have to look at the risk in this system. And then we have to make decisions based on that risk and based on that pressure. Okay, Panty Boy cannot guarantee your safety. And Panty Boy's job should have been to come into this department and work closely with Pete Buttigieg, who had already called for hiring of more air traffic controllers. Instead, He listened to a ketamine strung out Nazi named Elon Musk, and they fired air traffic controllers. These are the things you want government to run. You might hear some people saying, oh, we're going to privatize air traffic control.

3:35Like, do you really want corporations in charge of air safety, the guys who are in charge of your health insurance, cigarettes, pharmaceutical industry, big oil? You think they give a fuck about you? These are the things that government is supposed to function to keep you safe. And here's just something personal that I want to say about this. Some politicians with a backbone and courage need to put into law that should the government be shut down, there are certain services that will not be shut down. There are certain paychecks that will continue to be funded. One of those obviously should be air traffic control, because when the airlines start to have financial problems, the taxpayer can't be the solution.

4:22The corporate welfare that is allowed in this country is such a robbery of the working class. It's crazy that laborers are taxed more than capital. It's insanity. And so Sean panty boy Duffy saying that he, you know, it's basically a MAGA mantra. Now we don't care if you're safe or not. Right. Well, I don't know. He just thought I'd be good at this job. I'm so sick of this incompetence. You know what I'm sick of is the way MAGA and their, you know, loyal followers, they have attacked expertise. People that fly planes, they go to school to learn how to do that. That is their job. And they diminish them.

5:08They minimize their role. You know, they're laying, we're not going to pay you if you didn't come to work. Like, when has Trump's fat ass done anything that he's not getting paid for? What has Sean Duffy done to tell us he is an expert in transportation, much less air traffic? It's so crazy that in MAGA, the dumber you are, the higher you rank. the more that you will say stupid shit the more they like you it it's unbelievable to me okay and then here is panty boy going full fascist and if they you know they always say don't quit calling us fascist this is so wildly fascist that the uh secretary of transportation says this on television play the clip it's also talked about penalizing some of these air traffic controllers who took sick time.

6:02So can you talk about what that plan would look like there? My concern is for those air traffic controllers who before they missed a paycheck and we're in the shutdown, they decided on a continual basis not to show up for work. They don't know how long the shutdown was going to be. They had missed a pay period and they didn't come to work. I'm concerned about those controllers. I'm concerned about their dedication. I'm concerned about their patriotism. And so we haven't made a decision, but we are going to look at those controllers. Right there. That type of ultra nationalism, you guys, that is textbook fascism.

6:41The air traffic controllers patriotism is irrelevant. It is a privacy issue. That is so incredibly dangerous in the effortless manner in which Panty Boy and others in the administration keep throwing this out, patriotism, how much you support the leader, the enemy from within. It's escalating and even seeping to something as apolitical, as air traffic control has absolutely nothing to do with politics And to have such a high ranking administrator of this administration using such fascist language about an air traffic controller in any other planet would be 24 hour news cycle coverage. But it will just get completely drowned out by all of the other because their strategy is to flood the zone.

7:43But I cannot impress upon you all enough how chilling and dangerous it is to hear some secretary of transportation be that fascist, directly fascist about an air traffic controller. Here's what I have had it with up to my eyeballs. If you do not believe in the Constitution, you are not a patriot. If you're willing to take away somebody's right to assemble, speak freely, you are not a patriot. If you're willing to overthrow democracy for a fat fuck, you are not a patriot. You are a fascist. So do not sit there. And Sean Duffy, I question your patriotism. Every single person in Trump's cabinet, I question their patriotism because they have said dear leader is more important than the Constitution.

8:38And that in and of itself is unpatriotic. So fuck MAGA in their faux patriotism, because if they cared about patriotism, they would care about the Constitution. It is I am enraged right now. Yeah, it's very, very, very maddening. OK, and this is why I call him panty boy. this is what he was doing prior to being the secretary of transportation play the clip

9:06there he is in his panties which listen you guys i don't have an issue if men want to wear panties and do little dances like this because i'm not a moral high ground religious prude there he is in his panties pumps. Now he's completely naked. No, he has no panties on now. Yeah. So here's the thing. This doesn't bother me. This isn't inherently disqualifying for me that he was having fun running around in his panties because I'm not a religious hypocrite. But in the MAGA world, if there was some democratic politician running around his panties and then trying to cover his penis up with a small towel, it would be a major deal.

9:47It would be a huge, huge deal. I don't really care about this, but this is why I call him panty boy. And this is the stuff that MAGA claims to care about. Their family values people. And Donald Trump in this amoral administration has proven that this Republican base have been hypocrites forever, that they use religion to provide cover for the fact that all they care about is greed and power. and they have lied. They have lied to really good working class people in this country that have no culture anywhere except for outside of their church and maybe the gun range. And they've manipulated these people by using their faith into thinking that they are advocating for them, that they are advocating for God's will.

10:39And these people earnestly believe them and they get propagandized and brainwashed and manipulated so much so that things start breaking. When you start accepting hypocrisy and you start accepting moral rot, something breaks in you as a person. And we're seeing this on a mass scale right now. We are seeing mass psychosis and brokenness on a mass scale. And as angry as I am at the deplorables and the garbage, and I will always think they are that. I do want these people to be okay. I do want them to be safe on their airplanes. I don't want to play politics with people's lives. I want people to have healthcare.

11:27I want there to be gun safety. I don't want kids in this country, even MAGA kids, especially MAGA kids, going to school and getting shot up because some gun nut, you know, lets their kid have a gun. I mean, these are really fucking serious problems that have been handed over to the most incompetent, diabolical, miserable humans, just like Panty Boy. And again, I don't give a shit about the panties. I don't. If he had fun, good for him. But don't join this religious, political, ultra-nationalist fascist cult and lecture anybody else about their morals or their patriotism, panty boy. That is 101 of MAGA.

12:15Be a hypocrite. Say you're pro-life, but don't give a shit after birth. Say that you're pro-morals and you elect a guy that bangs a porn star and has an affair with the Playboy Bunny and grabs women by the pussy and doesn't give a flying fuck about anything but money. Tell me what hypocrisy looks like. I'm just up to my eyeballs in the absolute hypocrisy. And I'm like you, I don't give a shit if he wants to run around in his tight whites, swing for the fences, but do not sit there and lecture people about what a great patriot you are and what a great Christian you are. Like shut the fuck up. And he's one that was talking, I think about, I remember there was a clip and it was a couple of months ago about God and breeding and women and having babies and all this shit.

13:00And it's just shut the fuck up. Moving along. This is kind of switching gears, but it's just something we have to talk about. You guys know that I have had a theory now for quite some time. Ever since the first gold leaf object popped up in the oval office, I told pumps and I told you all, I believe that they are giving him arts and crafts projects so that they can then fuck around with really serious shit and these executive orders and ICE and really breaking the country and breaking the constitution. And the evidence for this hypothesis of mine just keeps rolling in because he only really gets excited or even stays on subject when he's talking about his arts and crafts projects.

13:49Anything about policy or America or the economy, we've all heard the rambling. loose-lipped shit show that comes out. So here is Kanks. I think he fancies himself an interior designer. I'm going to call him an inferior desecrator because all he is doing is desecrating the Oval Office in the most inferior way imaginable while Americans are starving and scared and services are being ripped from them and a lot of their family members are being ripped from them. Here's what this Marie Antoinette inferior desecrator has been up to. Play the clip. People are wondering who, which child would be the best.

14:34You know, in a certain way, they all could. Take a look at this, fellas. You want to see detail. So, like this sign. Most people would just do a sign. They paint it on the wall. So that's half-inch thick bronze carved by a very talented person. And it's brass. It's pure brass. It's half-inch thick brass. And you can't just do that. That's, you know, you look at that, that's quality, right? And then we start with George Washington and we go down to Trump. Pretty cool, right? Okay. I just cannot impress upon you all enough how, what bad design that is. To hang portraits like that outside is really weird.

15:19And then the gold objects surrounding everything in such an arbitrary, over-the-top, crackhead, crack addict kind of way. And then the labeling of everything, the branding, Presidential Walk of Fame, it was on the right. And then it was also above. And this guy, if you noticed, he stayed on subject that entire cut. He started talking about that, and he finished talking about that. this is all he's really interested in you guys because he is decorating for the rest of his life he doesn't think he's going anywhere because he probably says to the guys that give him the decorating projects that's great i get so bored doing all that shit anyway y 'all do what you want to do i'm going to work on my lincoln bathroom and my ballroom and even his own press secretary has said, that he's laser focused on that ballroom and his improvement project.

16:15Top priority. Can you imagine that he runs around saying, I'm a builder, I do this stuff, I'm an aesthetic guy, and having that bad a taste, like, that's how bad it is. His taste is that bad, but it just, I mean, when you think about 42 million Americans, he is suing in the Supreme court to keep 42 million Americans from getting SNAP benefits. And he's bragging about his hand carved brass, you know, gold shit. Like, can you imagine if Barack Obama had done that? Can you imagine if Joe Biden was like, I know you're not getting paid. I know I'm soon in the Supreme court, but look at the gold. Look, I had this handcrafted.

17:00I overpaid to the max for this shit. But I just don't understand how the Fox News audience, the fiscal conservative, reconciles that. I mean, I could ask my family, but they don't. You know, it's just like, well, we don't like what he's doing, but the stock market's high. Right. Okay. Moving along. We haven't looked at kinks out of drag in quite some time. So let's do a little check in there. Here he is out of drag. And I just want to point out a few things that are alarming to me that also go back to the presidential walk of fame. All right. If you notice, he has on the Make America Great Again hat with the American flag on one side.

17:41And I can only assume we've got the 45, 47 on the other. The over monogramming on the shirt is really a sight. So we have it's labeled President Donald Trump on one side. Okay. The other side has the presidential seal. And then on the collar, we've got MAGA and then Kylie dropped down to his sleeve. He's got the space force. And this is just the side that I can see. This guy in the branding, you know, people, he is pretty good at it, but I think like all addicts. He's gotten to a place where he can't contain it anymore. And just that shirt, president of the United States, president Donald Trump.

18:33I mean, like we're getting so redundant, presidential walk of fame on the one side of the presidential walk of fame at the top, oval office written outside of an office. It's actually an oval. And then remember, this is the guy that takes the animal identification test and bragged about it. So anyway, I just thought we hadn't seen him out of drag in quite some time. He looked terrible. Yeah. And you know, like, I just, I think that that's one of the things too, that, that I wish that in a perfect world, like if he would have been arrested before this, if Merrick Garland and Joe Biden would have done their job and had him arrested and Jack Smith could have prosecuted him and the judge said, I'm sorry, we're not letting you out on bail.

19:15and he had to go to court and he hadn't been able to dye his hair, put on his makeup in quite some time. And he came out looking like a 90 year old man because that's what we all, that's what his followers need to see is what he looks like at 90. Cause as bad as all the makeup and that shit is clearly from the out of drag photo, I just showed you, it really does make an improvement. That's exactly what I thought as bad as he looks with all that garb on and all the bad makeup he looks so much better with it on like i get why he wears it why does it why doesn't he pay to have good makeup i just i'll never because he's the best at everything he's the best at everything you can see how good of a decorator is you saw that outdoor hallway pumps you saw that with your own eyes you've seen his fashion design you just saw the polo he had on okay we're talking about a ingenue i mean a wildly creative individual here why would you have anybody do his makeup because he's fucking better at it than anybody.

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