Trump's Disaster Day After Slurred & Confused Thanksgiving Day Speech

0:04Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. I just want you to know that we are building a community here of independent pro-democracy media. And it is important that we continue to do so because we need to have our own ecosystem of pro-democracy, pro-human rights information, especially on this day where we can be grateful that we still at least have each other and our ideas. But in the interim, we're stuck with Kankles McTacotids, whom I refer to as Kanks merely for spite because it's so fun to browbeat this guy. We have him calling the sitting governor of Illinois, whom he's wildly jealous of. I'm talking about J.B.

0:45Pritzker. We have him calling Pritzker a fat slob because, you know, Kanks is just so presidential. Play the clip. Pritzker, if you're listening, let's get your act together. Invite us in. We're going to make your place so safe. You're not going to have these crimes that are making the newspapers and the front page of every newspaper and television story, news story. will make Chicago a safe place very quickly. I looked at the various cases, granting mercy, discovering that the terrible trauma that everyone's going through. And I had a little bit of a Pritzker joke. I was going to talk about Pritzker in size, but when I talk about Pritzker, I get angry because he's not letting us do the job.

1:30So I'm not going to tell my Pritzker joke. They have a very cute little joke. Some speech writer wrote some joke about his weight, but I would never want to talk about his weight. I don't talk about people being fat. I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob. I don't mention it. All right. This is just a first and foremost, I just want to point out that he's morbidly obese, the president of the United States. Secondly, he called female reporter Piggy. He calls people fat all the time. I don't really give a fuck if people do this. I'm not one of these leftists that's going to be like the politically correct police all the time.

2:08This is what happens. When it comes to the president of the United States, just come on, you've got to be better than us. You've got to be better than the rest of us that do petty things. But this old queen, Kanks, he is so petty. He is so unbelievably jealous of people that are smarter to him, which makes that list so profoundly long because he's so incredibly stupid. And we know this because he constantly talks about IQ. This, you know, I have a high IQ. This person is low IQ, which tells you everything you need to know. At some point he was online and he took an IQ test. And we're probably talking about a double digit outcome, which is why he constantly talks about this, which is the same reason he talks about, he aced his cognitive test, which tells me he failed his cognitive test.

2:59And And why has he taken so many of them? And what was the MRI all about? All right, moving along. In this same speech, speaking of jealous, this man is just a jealous, bitter old queen. And he is so jealous of Joe Biden. He will not shut the fuck up about Joe Biden. I mean, he cannot get enough of it. Play the clip. Into a terrible situation caused by a man named Sleepy Joe Biden. He used an auto pen last year for the Turkey's pardon. So I have the official duty to determine, and I have determined that last year's Turkey pardons are totally invalid.

3:44I mean, he's just so stupid. And this is the same guy who did the horrific presidential walk of fame. And he put the sign of it up. And he puts all of these pictures of past presidents. And when you get to Joe Biden, he puts an auto pen. And people within the administration or people within the MAGA movement, they want to be treated as serious because they have serious jobs. And so when asked about this, like JD Vance or Scott Jennings or either one of the fluffers that fluffs Trump or somebody that's in his inner circle, well, he's just a funny guy. He just likes to joke around. These people would lose their shit if any other American president did something like this.

4:26This is the photograph that he put up in his horribly decorated presidential walk of fame, which typically I'm an interior designer when I'm not a podcaster. You don't hang shit like this outdoors. He puts this Joe Biden auto pen thing. Mind you, when Kanks was sworn in for his second term and he pardoned all the January Sixers, spoiler alert, all of those pardons, unethical, horrific pardons were signed with an auto pen. This guy is a breathtaking hypocrite of the highest order. All right. And here he is pardoning the turkeys. And it just makes me really sad for turkeys that they have to be around him.

5:06I feel sad for anybody that has to be around this guy. Play the clip. It's going to be saved. The turkeys being pardoned today go by the names of gobble and waddle. When I first saw their pictures, I thought we should send them, uh, well, I was gonna, I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me. Darling, I think it would be a nice thing to do. I won't do it, darling. Yeah, because we all think he sits around and calls Melania darling.

5:43I don't even think they sleep in the same bed, which whatevs. I don't really care. I don't care if she has a huge role being first lady. I don't give a shit about any of that. I want him to be a competent person that knows how to run the American government for the people and not for himself. Furthermore, he wanted to name him Chuck and Nancy. Nancy is not the minority leader anymore of the house, but dementia boy, He doesn't remember that. All right. And then here he is, the same speech talking about religion coming back to America. Because when I think about religious people, I think about this washed up, bitter old queen who's jealous, party of one, your table's now available, jealous, party of one.

6:29This guy is everything. He's a walking, talking, breathing advertisement as to why no one should ever be a right-wing Christian nationalist evangelical. If you go to a megachurch, you guys, stop going right now. It's a grift. It is a total grift and a scam. And this guy is getting all of the plays that he does straight from a megachurch. Play the clip. But we have more people working. We have more people praying. The churches are coming back. I don't know if you've been reading that story, but religion is coming back to America. Some people say, oh, why would you mention that? To me, that's a big deal.

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8:47And then he Christian signals. And then they're like, oh, yep, he mentioned the Lord. He mentioned, oh, he's a godly guy. He's an imperfect vessel, but God moved him late in life. But he's trying to deliver the country to Jesus Christ. And it's so insane. But so many Americans think this. And the Republican Party has been super diabolical in using this. And they get these pastors in these churches on board with implementing Republican policies and voting recommendations from the pulpit. And they're tax exempt. They're not supposed to be able to do this, but they do it. And the Republican Party has positioned themselves to weaponize the church against the parishioner.

9:30And this is, it's been so effective because one of the greatest determinants if a person will vote is if they attend church. So he has to Christian signal. And a lot of these people in the MAGA movement Christian signal because they have to keep the rabid base somewhat happy. So they serve up bigotry. They serve up racism. They serve up homophobia. They serve up transphobia. They serve up some women need to stay at home and submit with their husbands. Meanwhile, this guy's fucking porn stars, blowing Bubba, doing all these extracurricular things, accumulating wealth, which is something Jesus Christ explicitly opposed was the accumulation of wealth.

10:12And so then just in case somebody might go, wait, is that Jesus-y? Then he just Christian signals. But he lies. The whole Christian signaling thing that he did here is based on a lie. Because here's what Gallup reports this week about religion in the United States of America. Drop in United States religiosity among largest in world. Religion is still more important in the U.S. than in many OECD countries. The 17-point drop of the percentage of U.S. adults who say religion is an important part of their daily life, from 66 % to 49 % today, ranks among the largest Gallup has recorded in any country over a 10-year period since 2007.

10:59And this is what I have to say to this. This is a positive thing. For those of you at home that are maybe Episcopalian, Methodist, Reform Judaism, progressive Muslims, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking about the fanatics. Religious fanatics and fascism go together like peanut butter and jelly. And these people don't critically think, and they lose all sense of empathy in this process because they begin to think that they're exceptional, that they're better than everybody else. And they have these grifting megachurch preachers who prime them to start worshiping money instead of helping the marginalized, who prime them to be little Christian narcissists that only work on their relationship with Jesus instead of giving to other people who have less than you.

11:50And I know this because I've lived in this Bible Belt state my whole life. And the meanest people I have ever met are white Christian evangelicals. If you even suggest anything about their religion, think critically, constructive criticism. It is trigger city, just like the way Kanks does when anybody has constructive criticism for him. And if you're in a religious organization and somebody asks a thought-provoking question that requires critical thinking and you're offended, then you're in a cult. It's a cult. You should be able to openly talk about it without getting triggered. And these are the same people that shun their gay children.

12:31These are the same people that say that their children shouldn't date Black people. These are the same people that want immigrants, deported. It doesn't matter if you separate them from their kids, but they do it all in the name of Jesus Christ. And they allow this man to do all of these egregious human rights violations in the name of their Lord and personal Savior. And I'm so relieved to see that it is decreasing because when you see Caroline Levitt, you see Pete Hegseth, you see Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, you see any megachurch pastor on the planet, Erica Kirk, any of these hypocrites, Riley Gaines, they are a walking, talking, breathing advertisement on why I don't want to be a Christian.

13:12There's nothing that they have in them that is marketable or enviable. And so I'm relieved to see these numbers. All right, that's all I have for this episode. I hope everybody has a great Thanksgiving. We'll be back later with more news.

13:31Thank you.