In short
The episode (IHIP News Weekend) is a satirical, critical rundown of recent GOP/Trump administration actions and rhetoric. Guests discuss RFK Jr launching a “roadkill collector” cooking show, claiming it’s political propaganda and that his food advice (including raw milk and liver as a cheaper alternative) is dangerous and unserious. They argue Republicans cut Medicare/Medicaid/health subsidies while pushing “cheap food” messaging, framing it as taking food from seniors and poor people. They also mock Matt Schlapp’s complaints about being flipped off and Vivek Ramaswamy getting booed at a town hall. They highlight Colorado GOP candidate Victor Marks, whose “demon-slaying” prayer ministry claims supernatural effectiveness, and mention he won the GOP primary after a controversial interview about killing. They note Oklahoma passed a bill ending child marriage with 36 GOP no votes.
Guests
Kylie, Pumps, Ryan, and Seth (hosts; no guest interviewees named).
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOWelcome to IHIP News Weekend
0:29 to 1:14
Hosts introduce the theme and topics for the week, highlighting absurd news.
“For a small business owner, every day is full of surprises.”
RFK Jr.'s Cooking Show Launch
1:14 to 2:10
Discussion about RFK Jr.'s new cooking show and its political nature.
“There's nothing he could say that surprised me.”
Critique of Political Figures
2:10 to 3:05
Analysis of various political figures and their absurd actions amid serious issues.
“We've got Sean Duffy on a seven month road trip during his first 12 months in office with his fucking gaggle of children.”
Health Care Cuts and American Values
3:05 to 6:01
Discussion on the implications of health care cuts and societal values.
“These people, I mean, I hate to say it over.”
Trump's Health Care Plan and Prayer
6:01 to 8:06
Examination of Trump's health care plan and the reliance on prayer as a solution.
“I think we've forgotten as a country we deserve better than to be treated that we are only eligible for hamburger helper and liver.”
Matt Schlapp's Reaction and Hypocrisy
8:06 to 10:32
Commentary on Matt Schlapp's reactions to criticism and the hypocrisy of political figures.
“I mean, we've seen the evidence that it absolutely is what we need.”
Vivek Ramaswamy's Disconnect
10:32 to 13:14
Discussion about Vivek Ramaswamy's comments and his disconnect from reality.
“And he also ended up calling them whiners after this.”
Introduction to Victor Marks
13:14 to 14:01
Introduction to GOP's candidate Victor Marks and his controversial beliefs.
“We've kind of talked about him in a past episode, but I think we need to do it again.”
Discussion on Child Marriage in Oklahoma
14:01 to 19:10
The hosts discuss the recent bill in Oklahoma ending child marriage and its implications.
“Is that the only person you've ever killed?”
Discussion on Child Marriage in Oklahoma
19:14 to 19:56
The hosts discuss the recent bill in Oklahoma ending child marriage and its implications.
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Transcript
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1:13Welcome to IHIP News Weekend. we have an all skate today and we're going to talk about some of the more ridiculous things that happened this week and you would think well don't you do that every day no we have to leave stuff out because it's so crazy so start us off kylie tell us what we're looking at first okay the unhealthiest looking sounding man in america has a new project uh roadkill collector robert f kennedy jr launches cooking show and it happens to warn americans i don't have a gag reflex Wait, it says I don't have a gag reflex as part of the advertising. That's real. It's a quote from him in the show.
1:54Yeah.
1:57Information. Yeah. I didn't honestly not surprised. There's nothing he could say that surprised me. I watched a little bit of the first episode that came out on Friday. A lot of it is actually weird political propaganda. It is not a bipartisan show. Oh, that shocks me. The food looked awful. awful was there any raccoon penis not in the first episode they might be saving that for the finale whale uh bears anything like that not from what i saw about rfk jr first of all does he still have a podcast because his voice alone keeps me from watching it and it is amazing to me how trump's cabinet members while being full-time employees of the united States of America and allegedly making policies for the American people.
2:48We've got Sean Duffy on a seven month road trip during his first 12 months in office with his fucking gaggle of children. We've got RFK now who has a podcast and a cooking show while we have more measles in the United States than we've ever had since 2000. These people, I mean, I hate to say it over. These are not serious people. We've got Cash Fatale with his comic books. We've got the White House posting the, or I'm sorry, the Secretary of Education posting the Incredibles. We've got RFK with his weird food pyramid. Like these people are not serious. These are not people that I would hire to come clean my carpet.
3:29Well, and RFK had some advice at a rally earlier this week about how Americans can cut down on costs. And this is true all over the country. There's a lot of good food in grocery stores. It shows the way most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. If you buy a, you know, a porterhouse egg or a steak, it is going to set you back. you can buy liver or the cheaper cuts of steak so liver is the new recommendation from the department of health and human services he says it tastes it tastes better too if you just get it right out of the raccoon on the street instead of from the store then it's free yes that's that's my cooking advice maybe room temperature don't even don't even put it in the fridge just eat it okay this is a man that has recommended eating or drinking raw cow's milk And we've gotten a gazillion cases of whatever comes with drinking raw cow's milk because you're stupid.
4:31But the whole point of that is we've got Trump with his hundreds of millions of dollars in his pet projects that honor him, that have his face on it. They are in service to him. OK, but yet we have to cut from the budget for seniors, for Medicaid, for health insurance subsidies, for all of these things. We can't afford that. Trump said we can't afford child care. We've got to go to war. You know, I'm paraphrasing. But the reality is I watched Fox News where they have said, eat more hamburger helper. It is not the job of the United States consumers to pay for all this stupid shit going on in the government and then have to skimp and buy food that is inedible so that we can have all these things.
5:24When did the American people decide they were willing to take so much abuse? When did we decide that as a country, we were going to devalue ourselves to such a level that we can have millionaires and billionaires telling us to eat hamburger helper and liver so that they can do pet projects to honor Bozo the Clown and have all this crazy shit. It is so unconscionable that we need a group therapy session that says, America, you are worth more than this. You deserve better. I think we've forgotten as a country we deserve better than to be treated that we are only eligible for hamburger helper and liver.
6:09It's such fucking bullshit. it i think one of the funniest things about this to me is sorry rfk jr was taking over there for a second uh he is such a big proponent of the carnivore diet and this like shoveling this to people and now that's become unreasonable people can't afford meat so it's switched to liver now. So. Pumps, you brought up how they're cutting Medicaid. So the House Republicans, right after they cut two trillion from Medicare and Medicaid, this is what they did right afterwards. Time I asked the House to observe a moment of silence. Are you members, staff, guests, please rise for a moment of silence.
6:57they are taking food out of people's mouths and they're congratulating themselves with the prayer that is disgusting that is absolutely vulgar i expect nothing less from this group but i want you to tell me how taking food from poor people and seniors how that is what jesus would do Because I studied the Bible a lot and I didn't see it was feed the poor, help the sick. They're doing the exact opposite. But here's the deal. The dipshits that believe in them think this is OK. Again, I go back to we deserve better. Well, Trump announced earlier this week, I believe in Michigan, he's come up with this great American health care plan.
7:47And so the plan clearly is to cut all health care for seniors, for people who need it, and then to put them on a diet of liver and hamburger helper. And then pray. And then pray. It'll be fine. Thoughts and prayers. It'll be fine. You've seen the power of prayer with gun control in school shootings. I mean, we've seen the evidence that it absolutely is what we need. We don't need legislation. We don't need Medicare supplements. We don't need subsidies. We don't need gun laws. All we need is prayer because you know that because it's working out so well with school shootings. All right. Slap my ass and call me a patriot.
8:30Matt Schlapp. Schlapp my ass. Matt Schlapp is feeling really scared. And I just want to remind everyone, like two days ago, Trump was in the White House saying, D.C. is safer than ever. thanks to him right right here's matt slap whining on the internet he says as we left our home tonight a neighbor flipped us off twice and called us traitors the dc suburbs of virginia are quickly deteriorating i can probably see this is a damn nice neighborhood it's a shame to see leftists gaining a stronger foothold around our nation's capital it's very hard to keep our kids around hateful people what a free speech warrior yeah he really is well if you're unsafe because you got flipped off you don't know what being unsafe actually is great point but these people are such snowflakes you got flipped off give me a fucking break i get flipped off three times a week driving i'm a bad driver and that's fine but here's the thing this is a man that gets wasted First of all, he stands on his Bible.
9:36He and Mercedes, they love Jesus. They want more Jesus in people's lives. They want to tell you who you can love, who you can't love, because they are Christians. Meanwhile, Matt Schlapps boozes it up and starts grabbing penises without consent. And it's over and over and over turned in for this. and as a shock to absolutely fucking no one the republicans don't seem to care and matt who has been nothing but a complete and total disgusting the allegations against him are just fucking gross dude you have no business getting your feelings hurt when somebody flips you off like grow a spine this is the biggest bunch of pussies i've ever seen in my life also shout out to those people because those are patriots keep doing it i want him to get flipped off a hundred times a day well and he got he got flipped off because people hate him not because he's unsafe just some background for the listener one of our episodes earlier this week was slap my ass and call me a patriot
10:51um bumps and i literally we had to restart an episode i think three different times because we're laughing so hard about that just really tickles me for some reason go listen to that episode by the way i've had it slap my ass and call me a patriot slap my ass and tell me about morals when you're grabbing people's dicks after you've had too much to drink all right i've got another um really good video here vivek ramaswamy got booed off stage in ohio here's a clip You know, no matter what happens in whichever direction we go, the people of my generation have already made it. We're going to be fine.
11:29It's going to be your generation.
11:40So you're a political cretin. And he also ended up calling them whiners after this. Can you imagine him calling somebody a whiner? you know what's so interesting to me about this it's the republicans going into the town halls and then they start canceling town halls they're in this bubble of trump's so great you know they sit around the cabinet and they say trump's so great and then you get him you know one degree outside that circle and he's a fucking moron everybody knows he's a moron the policies suck the vex the same thing he's running around with billionaires or multi-hundred millionaires and so he's like oh it's fine like talk about being in touch with the working class i mean like first of all you're such a bad candidate that you would say that and honestly i'd kind of forgotten about him i didn't even know he was still living in the united states um the only thing i fear about stuff like this is that it's not gonna mean a damn thing to them because they already go into these events thinking like the liberals are going to buy out seats and try and get a win on us they have an excuse these are the american this is the american populace we're just really fed up right now and one thing that's so crazy is he's like my generation has already made it you could hear the people of his generation going not fucking me in that right yeah So, yeah, he is just such a disconnected from reality piece of shit.
13:14I've got another piece of shit. This is a super interesting guy. We've kind of talked about him in a past episode, but I think we need to do it again. So I'm just going to introduce you guys to the GOP's candidate for governor in Colorado, Victor Marks. Mark pitches his demon-slaying prayer, which he calls the quote-unquote secret sauce of his ministry, as effective against everything from a lack of self-confidence to adultery to homosexuality, even murder. It's a mix of self-help and supernatural warfare. Mark? Okay, and just before we talk about him, this is a video of, this is an interview he really did.
13:53This is one of my favorite videos ever. We just have to watch it again. Claim that your abusive stepfather forced you to kill a man when you were seven years old. Is that the only person you've ever killed? What?
14:13Well, I would say... What? As a child, yes. Without question. but I've been in other situations where you know possibly people or persons died what as a result of me defending myself and you guys I'm so negligent there's no telling how many people I've killed is what he's saying but I have to think about it that's the only person I killed as a child i love colorado i respect colorado voters they're smart they're open-minded the is he the republican candidate well and ryan correct me if i'm wrong after that video came out it didn't hurt his holy he went on to win the gop primary that video is like kind of old because we showed that clip yeah probably four or five maybe less four or five months ago in an interview and then the primary was happening and i was saying to kylie i was like oh that guy victor marx that we showed he you know he i was like he's waiting he'll win as a child um he ultimately won by a very small margin um but yeah i'm really interested to see how that race goes don't forget though colorado also elected lauren bobert that's true it's not out of the room that's a great reminder seth see when i think about that at colorado i think of marriage equality how they stand up but i'm thinking the big cities they've got the rural i mean like lauren bober okay i take back everything i said there is a corner that touches oklahoma lauren bober you're right in this oklahoma category speaking of oklahoma um let me just pop this up it's never good news i mean this is good news so democrats passed bill ending child marriage in oklahoma 36 republicans voted no here's the thing that that doesn't surprise me the amount of people that you go to in rural America that tied the knot at 16.
16:33She's 16, he's 42. I mean, look at Carolyn Levitt. And granted, she wasn't a child bride, but her husband's 30 years older. That shit happens in these rural communities without being a millionaire because their parents... I mean, I've known people in my divorce practice that signed a waiver for their 15 year old to get married. You know, and it's just obviously there's a whole mindset around that. But these are people that still believe the man is the head of the household, you will do what I say when I say it, they were already seeing on a national level, they don't want women to vote. They want women out of sports this whole time.
17:19They've said it's about trans women, but it's just about women in sports. They want everybody to be a trad wife. I mean, Katie Miller is hawking teenage pregnancy. Why is teenage pregnancy down so much? Bitch, why do you think? I mean, it's so stunning. And so when I saw that in Oklahoma, I looked at it and it's just stunning to me that we're still talking about this in this day and age, we have the Epstein files. We know what happens to little girls that are sex trafficked. And you have the Megyn Kelly apologist saying, you know, she looked older, like the tried and true excuse. The excuses made for men to feed their sexual appetites, both personally in church and in the government is just absolutely repulsive.
18:12It is vulgar from start to finish i think if you voted no on that you probably should have a computer audit done agree we absolutely need your porn hub history we need to know what the pictures on the internet are of you it's just really it's just sad i mean we've seen the attack and ruth benghiada said this They attack women, they attack minorities, they attack gays. Like they're really laser focused on women right now. Well, not more than everybody else. Speaking of women. Speaking of our fearless leader, not today, fascist out October 6th. Please link below in the show notes pre-order today and have a great weekend.
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