Bigger The Christian, Bigger The Tits

7 Apr 2026 · 1 h 4 min · 26 chapters

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In short

The hosts vent about “email terrorism” and boundary violations (especially elevator/stair etiquette), then pivot to political hypocrisy—book bans, anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, and “back the blue” claims—arguing that religious conservatives weaponize faith while living hypocritically. They also discuss car culture/patriarchy, politicians profiting from business, and transphobia’s broader pattern of scapegoating.

Guests

Jinx Monsoon, award-winning actress and the only drag queen to win RuPaul’s Drag Race twice; Tony Award-winning Broadway performer in Oh Mary; heading to London to play Judy Garland in End of the Rainbow.

Key claims

“Bigger the Christian, bigger the freak/offender.” Hypocritical MAGA figures use prayer to justify censorship (e.g., moving LGBTQ books). “Back the blue” is portrayed as often racially coded and not truly law-following. Democrats are criticized for not opposing anti-trans rhetoric strongly enough. Religion is framed as a political shield/weapon, not moral guidance.

Notable examples

Rutherford County library board firing the top librarian over LGBTQ book moves; school board member Caleb Tidwell starting comments with prayer; “Big Titty Brian”/Christi Noem hypocrisy; “Big Titty Brian” and Kristi Noem referenced in congressional cover; cybertrucks as “teeny-weenie” symbolism; Jimmy Carter peanut farm vs modern politician profit (cited as $6.4B).

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Chapters

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Email Terrorism and Frustrations

0:46 to 3:56

The hosts discuss their frustrations with excessive emails and unsolicited communications from companies.

“ready one two three patriots gaytriots theytriots blacktriots brown Chantriots, we love you.”

Grievances and Elevator Etiquette

3:56 to 7:44

The hosts share grievances about modern social behaviors, particularly regarding elevator etiquette and personal boundaries.

“And now I've got this situation on my design email account, which I've had forever for my interior design business.”

Aspirations vs. Politics

7:44 to 9:54

The hosts reflect on the appeal of podcasting over politics and the social dynamics involved in public life.

“Jen, the other day, Anna and I were in the same elevator and a girl comes in, she presses two and we're waiting for nine.”

Introducing New Producer Ryan

9:54 to 12:15

The hosts introduce a new producer, Ryan, and discuss his role in creating content for the podcast.

“My life's dream to come to the white house correspondence dinner, but to go to dump truck dinner.”

Controversial Library Meeting

12:15 to 14:01

The hosts discuss a controversial incident at a library board meeting regarding LGBTQ book bans.

“And so you all know we have our political podcast, I Hip News.”

Hypocrisy in the MAGA Movement

14:01 to 24:21

Explore the discussion about hypocrisy among MAGA supporters regarding literature and parenting.

“I mean, these are the biggest titty babies on the planet.”

Jinx's Journey and Impressions

24:51 to 28:02

Jinx discusses her career path, her impressions, and the hypocrisy in politics.

“To take on her first dramatic role where she'll be playing Judy Garland in the revival of End of the Rainbow.”

Hypocrisy in the Spotlight

28:02 to 30:04

Discussing the hypocrisy visible in public figures and their actions.

“You know, that's why we don't want a king is because we don't believe in one person just getting special favor just because.”

The Weaponization of Faith

30:04 to 32:32

Exploring how religion is used as both a weapon and a shield in politics.

“Well, and this is why this is why we're supposed to be separating religion and politics in the first place.”

Capitalism and Religion Merge

32:32 to 34:24

Analyzing the merger of capitalism with religious ideologies in society.

“about all these mega church pastors that end up, you know, doing poppers with some gay hooker, and then they're not slinging, crying, and everybody moves on and keeps sending them money and keep sending them money.”
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The Cruelty of Religious Dogma

34:24 to 36:15

Discussing the cruel impacts of religion on individual lives and societal norms.

“And here's what I think, at least in the Bible Belt states, they have merged capitalism with big church.”

Childhood Experiences and Religion

36:15 to 38:34

Reflecting on personal childhood experiences related to religion and its impact.

“And and and because religion is such a divisive topic, I love I love that.”

Patriarchy and Car Culture

40:07 to 42:00

Discussing the patriarchal aspects of car culture and societal perceptions.

“It's like, there wouldn't be, you know, like nobody drives because there's too much traffic.”

Symbolism of Cars and Gender

42:00 to 43:00

A humorous discussion on how certain cars represent masculinity and femininity.

“You know what I think is the biggest, Okay, name.”

Corruption in Politics

43:00 to 44:40

Debate about the implications of politicians owning businesses and historical comparisons.

“And he like built houses and did all of these really philanthropic sweat equity type ways to help people.”

Political Isolation for Better Governance

44:40 to 46:20

Exploration of the idea that politicians should be isolated to focus on the public interest.

“But it's literally just like the line is like this.”

The Dangers of Political Rhetoric

46:20 to 48:20

Discussing the harmful rhetoric surrounding marginalized communities and the need for strong opposition.

“Getting constant, you know, like so that they can't have all these personal interests.”

Historical Lessons in Equality

48:20 to 50:40

Reflection on the history of equality movements and current threats to marginalized communities.

“It is scientifically the opposite of what every doctor has told them in their own studies, and yet they still make the wrong choice.”

The Risks of Witch Hunts in Politics

50:40 to 52:20

Discussion on the dangers of scapegoating and the need for inclusive politics.

“But I say the Democrats need to quit sitting around and meeting them.”

The Impact of Transphobia on Society

52:20 to 54:30

How transphobia affects various groups and the economic implications of exclusion.

“And who knows which community that will be?”

Had It or Hit It Game Segment

54:30 to 56:03

A light-hearted game segment discussing various topics and personal opinions.

“shoe stores are bigoted yes because because they don't want to carry shoes that they think no one's going to buy.”

Quinoa Discontent

56:03 to 57:09

The hosts express their strong dislike for quinoa and its prevalence in modern salads.

“So if you alienate all the queens, we're not going to help you get your nipples in line.”

Hypocrisy in Public Mourning

57:10 to 58:26

A discussion on societal hypocrisy regarding public mourning and the inconsistencies in how behaviors are judged.

“Again, if you had some queer friends in your life, if we could show you how to do a smoky eye, but I understand that like you need the makeup to run to sell the effect.”

Comedy and Political Reflection

58:26 to 1:01:10

The hosts analyze a comedic portrayal of political behavior and its implications for societal expectations.

“it's it's hypocrisy it's literal hypocrisy you make of Drewski going full drag never mentioning anybody's name and posting uh uh this is how conservative women in America act did you see that clip?”

Skincare Trends and Overwhelm

1:01:10 to 1:02:36

A light-hearted critique of overwhelming skincare routines and personal skincare habits.

“That's why I'm going to London to go play Judy Garland this spring at the Soho Theater, Walthamstow.”

Judy Garland's Legacy

1:02:36 to 1:03:32

An insight into an upcoming performance and reflection on Judy Garland's life and works.

“I like sporting events for the hors d 'oeuvres.”
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0:00Jinkx Monsoon:Mom, can you tell me a story? Sure. Once upon a time, a mom needed a new car. Was she brave? She was tired, mostly. But she went to Carvana.com and found a great car at a great price. No secret treasure map required. Did she have to fight a dragon? Nope. She bought it 100 % online. From her bed, actually. Was it scary? Honey, it was as unscary as car buying could be. Did the car have a sunroof? It did, actually. Okay. Good story. Car buying you'll want to tell stories about.

0:26Big T*tty Bryon:Buy your car today on...

0:28Jinkx Monsoon:Carvana!

0:29Big T*tty Bryon:Delivery fees may apply. girl it's not even good drag that's my thing you guys it's kind of like mar-a-lago face if you alienate all the dolls we won't tell you who our surgeons are alienate all the queens we're not going to help you get your nipples in line

0:54Jinkx Monsoon:ready one two three patriots gaytriots theytriots blacktriots brown Chantriots, we love you. And all of the triple Trumpers can do what pumps? Fuck off. I saw somebody, you know how you get tagged and stuff online. There was a person that was watching our show. And then when you did the fuck off, they lip synced it to their camera. So shout out to whoever that was. Somehow you ended up in my feed and I thought it was fantastic. I didn't save it or send it to anybody. That's my bad. I'm like a manic ADD person online. And I think, oh, that's cute. I should save that. And then I never do. Yeah. Well, I've noticed that I, you know how, like I've lost texting on my phone and then I lost Instagram for like 10 days.

1:41Jinkx Monsoon:I didn't notice that until Kylie fixed my other problem. So. All right, Pumps, what have you had it with? Oh my gosh. I know you're going to have had it with this too. So I'm so happy to make your attention. You know how we have people on social media that say, I'm going to take a social media break. This is a true story. In my email box, I have a subscription for this prescription dog food for my elderly dog. So I get like two emails in a row from them, which I think is weird. So I look at it and it says on April 18th, we will be, our website will be down for maintenance. I'm like, okay. Then I get another one.

2:22Jinkx Monsoon:make sure that you know we're going to be down for maintenance three or four days later they keep sending me this shit on they're down for maintenance i'm like bitch put it on your website we're down for maintenance today or tomorrow like the email terrorism is totally unnecessary you don't even the email terrorism that i fight before most people a lot of people probably gone to bed because as you know i wake up at the crack of dawn and it is this this battle. I'm in the trenches with these people. Number one, Zillow is just straight up. If you were to list email terrorists, the biggest offenders, number one, it's Zillow.

3:02Jinkx Monsoon:Number two, it's that prick, uh, demon queen, Sam Altman with chat GPT. So I had chat GPT. And when I found out that he's a Nazi and a fascist collaborator, and he said, I can't raise kids without AI and a bunch of other stupid shit that this guy's done. I mean, he's just awful. I canceled my chat GPT and I unsubscribed from all chat GPT communications. I broke up. Zillow and chat GPT, despite breaking up with these companies, they don't understand boundaries. They engage in unsolicited email terrorism. It is, I get so angry about it. And I think, oh, I need to talk about this on the podcast. And I think I've spoken about this at least 10 times on the podcast, the email terrorism that ensues.

3:57Jinkx Monsoon:And now I've got this situation on my design email account, which I've had forever for my interior design business. I get these messages that your mailbox is almost full. I don't know what to do about that. Right. So I'm Kylie's tried to troubleshoot it with me. I start deleting emails. I start deleting sent emails. And then I think, you know what? I bet you that a lot that is occupying this, you know, 15, 20 year old email box is email terrorism. 100 % so I feel you in that and I can't stand it and I think there's just a lot of grandstanding like nobody wants to really elaborate you're remodeling your website big titties move on down the road it's just not that big of a deal it's just not that big of a deal but it's just like now it makes me want to cancel my subscription for the dog food which I can't just for spite but I am the queen I am happy to cut my nose off to spite my face, like in a situation like this.

5:02Jinkx Monsoon:That's kind of MAGA, isn't it? Yeah, probably. Yeah, maybe. But I mean, I will just be like, I don't even want it. Like, just forget it. I don't want it. Just my dog's going to die. My dog is going to eat non-prescription dog food. I'll get it from somewhere else, even though I don't know where. Okay. So this is something that maybe three or four episodes, you were talking about people, maybe it was kylie i don't remember or maybe it was in real life and not on an episode i don't fucking know all right i could be sundowning all right that's a viable option listener but the situation where people have one flight of stairs to go up and they choose to use the elevator so anna the girlfriend of kylie this is like her she's like as much as we hate email terrorism.

5:51Jinkx Monsoon:This is her biggest thing. So I come to the studio listener. I'm in our new New York studio and we're on the top floor and there's a beautiful staircase in the building. Like it's wide. It has a, a deep slope to it. And this guy comes in, he, I'm about to go and he sticks his hand in the elevator. So he, you know, he's already like boundary violating out the wazoo, which by the way, I'm a hypocrite on this issue. I would do the same thing. I don't like it when people do it to me, but I'm also an offender. And he comes in and it's a real narrow little elevator. And then he goes over and he hits two.

6:26Jinkx Monsoon:And I am pressed back up against the wall because it's him. And then he has a backpack that's about 30 inches deep. See, that's so rude. And a gigantic Stanley cup sticking out the side of it. And I thought here we have the trifecta of grievances, listener. This motherfucker will not walk up one flight of stairs. He has a backpack, which everybody hates because people that wear backpacks do not have self-awareness for the depth that their backpack takes up. So they're just, you know, on airplanes and airports walking down the street. It's just like, they are not accounting for the fact that they are, you know, about 24 inches deep instead of, you know, eight inches deep or whatever a normal human being is.

7:10Jinkx Monsoon:And then I saw that Stanley cap and I just thought, you know, this is, i hate you like i fucking hate you i cannot stand you i can't believe we shared oxygen in this elevator together and i'm just going to tell you this he he emitted maggot energy well i was going to say the stanley cap he won't climb up one flight of stairs it might be that he's leaning that way you kind of thought in new york city you'd see less of it but there's always one or two around. All right. Well, those are our grievances. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Kylie. Hi. How are you?

7:50Big T*tty Bryon:I'm good. Jen, the other day, Anna and I were in the same elevator and a girl comes in, she presses two and we're waiting for nine.

8:00Jinkx Monsoon:And Anna goes out loud, Kylie, should we take the stairs to nine in front of the girl? She's just such a bitch. It's just like passive aggressive county right there. Yeah. I kind of love that. I do too. The thing about Anna, she's tiny, but she will not be afraid to open her mouth. Agreed. No, she's not. She's a spitfire. Okay. I've got a couple of reviews for you today. This one is five stars titled I'm Not Mad. And Muser writes, I'm just disappointed. My favorite mommy podcasters won't be accepting my nomination for FBI director, Jessica, or secretary of treasury pumps. Because now all my AA insider trading is all for nothing.

8:46Jinkx Monsoon:People are upset since you told them you're not going to run for office. Yeah. I mean, but the thing is, you guys, like, I mean, don't you think being a politician is so boring? Isn't this so much more fun to do this? Isn't it so much more fun to sit back and gossip about politicians and go, well, if I were them, I would do it this way and act holier than thou and sanctimonious. I mean, that's a million times better. A hundred percent. And here's the deal, too. Like part of your job as a politician should be to meet with your constituents and discuss their concerns. So that's the whole level of meeting people that you don't want to do at our stage of life.

9:27Jinkx Monsoon:Yeah, I don't really like meeting with people. We were recently invited to the White House Correspondents Dinner. And I told our agent, like, I don't want to go. And he said, why? And I was just like, I don't want to talk to people. I don't want to sit at a table with people. I don't. I just I have zero interest in going to that. A year ago or two years ago, I remember Pumps and I really wanted to go. And this time he called. He's like, hey, I've got seats. And I was like, there's no. Even if you were paying me money, I'm not going to the White House Correspondents Dinner. I don't want to go. I have zero interest in it.

9:56Jinkx Monsoon:Zero. room. Let me ask you this. If it was Obama. Yeah. A hundred percent. I would go. Yeah. But that's different. Yeah. I would a hundred percent go. I'd be the bell of the ball. I would be like a small talk. I love it. Socializing. Are you kidding me? I love to socialize. I mean, my God, I, it's been my dream. My life's dream to come to the white house correspondence dinner, but to go to dump truck dinner. No, absolutely not. Okay.

10:24Big T*tty Bryon:The next review is one star titled Nut Stains, and they write,

10:29Jinkx Monsoon:these two white racist elite Democrats are nuts and get bred by Klansmen. Wait, pop that back up. I don't understand that. Okay. We're white racists, which this is something that Trump calls white people racist, which is just, that is stupid signaling is what that is. You know, we have virtue signaling. We have Christian signaling. This is stupid signaling. And MAGA seems to stupid signal constantly online. I appreciate them calling us elite Democrats. So thank you for that. Nuts, accept that. I will accept that completely. Bread by Klansmen. Not me, but pumps could be a candidate. We're not ruling it out.

11:14Jinkx Monsoon:She comes from some generational white supremacist shit to be fair not on my paternal side just right right yeah because your your grandmother memes she was a democrat and not a racist and and really fought the good good fight see you had it in you this whole time pumps it just took you a while to get away from the klansman

11:41Jinkx Monsoon:all right i would like to share a news story first of all i'd like to share some news we have of course you all know we have kylie and then we have seth but we have hired a new producer his name is ryan should i make him show his face ryan b um ryan b yes ryan b needs to show his face there's ryan b everybody welcome ryan b i was not prepared for this i know that's the better part of it yeah that makes it all the better and he is i'm going to be finding writing story content. There's so much fuckery going on. And so you all know we have our political podcast, I Hip News. This is our therapeutic podcast called I've Had It.

12:25Jinkx Monsoon:And we need somebody to stay on top of all of this for us. And so he is going to be producing so many great segments for us. And this is the first one, his first segment for I've Had It. And let's see how he does. All right, let's pop up the post, Kylie. A Tennessee library board fires the county's top librarian for refusing to comply with its vote to move more than 100 LGBTQ books from the children's to the adult section over its claims that they promote gender confusion. And now we have a video to go along with this fuckery.

13:13Jinkx Monsoon:Breaking tonight, a wild scene inside the Rutherford County Library Board meeting. The library director is now without a job. We break down what happened.

13:30Jinkx Monsoon:Chaos and commotion.

13:38Jinkx Monsoon:The decision followed a tense and at times heated meeting with board members openly clashing over policy and how library material should be classified. Okay, so the people were actually there supporting the librarian and they had signs up that said Nazis banned books, etc. And that's the truth. All of this, we need to point out for MAGA people to be triggered by books. I mean, these are the biggest titty babies on the planet. You have agency, you have autonomy. When you go to a library, you simply, if you don't want to read gay stuff, you just get a different book. It's just that simple. It is just that fucking easy.

14:21Jinkx Monsoon:And here's an excerpt from a school board member who started with prayer before supporting the ban. Rutherford County School Board member Caleb Tidwell, meanwhile, spoke in favor of moving the books out of the section for youth readers. Follow the law, said Tidwell, who started his public comments with a prayer. Protect the children. Hold the line. And what I have to say to Caleb Tidwell is, Caleb, you're a pussy. You're a fucking pussy. just don't read the gay book that's all you have to do nobody is trying to indoctrinate children and i have news that a lot of people need to come to terms with you don't choose the sexuality of your child you have nothing to do with it if you choose to breed you can get there's a lot of different options that you could have there you could give birth to an asshole you could give birth to a dipshit.

15:17Jinkx Monsoon:You could give birth to a gay person. You could give birth to a clans person. And you really just borrow this child for a while during their childhood. And you try to mold them as best you can. But I would argue that the best parents teach acceptance and expose their children to all sorts of different types of people and teach universal love and universal human rights But these people, these Puritan freak show MAGA titty babies that are scared by books, that are leading this shit with a prayer, is so hysterical. It's like peak hysteria. Hey, my name is Caleb, and I'm the country's biggest pussy.

16:03Jinkx Monsoon:That's what I think about Caleb. Pumps, what do you think about Caleb? Okay, here's the thing about Caleb. Remember the Moms for Liberty and we had all kinds of threesomes? My guess. I lived for that, Bridget. I did too. Bridget had the menage a trois. Let's remind the listener about that. Okay. Listen, if y 'all hear banging in the background, just know that we have these old radiators in this New York studio. So if you hear a banging, it's not the producer saying, shut up, Jennifer, which that could happen, but this is actually the radiator clanking. Okay, pumps, go ahead. Remind everybody about Bridget.

16:37Jinkx Monsoon:Bridget was the moms for liberty. She was saving America one child at a time because she was the beacon of Christianity, faith, purity, the whole night. Like super Trumper, super Trumper. The Santas, like they were besties. Oh, they had photos together, little kitten heels with Bridget and her dirtbag husband. Yes. So Bridget and her husband, the perfect traditional marriage. They had a godly marriage, much like the gnomes. and you're talking about big titty brian and christy titty brian and wannabe barbie bridget and her husband are doing menage a trois with a lot a lot of gay stuff between bridget and the other person and the other third party said she felt some type of sexual like force she was being stopped like this is not just hey you want to come out over let's do a threesome let's fucking go it wasn't that there was some forced stuff so my guess is this man if we went deep if we went inside his like google or caleb the world's biggest pussy yes if we followed him on a friday night when he thought his wife was asleep this guy is doing stuff he would rather not have everybody know about okay i'll tell you what i think he's doing i'll tell you exactly i I would bet lots of money, canines and children on this.

18:11Jinkx Monsoon:I guarantee you, Caleb, the world's biggest pussy that's leading prayer in Tennessee is on OnlyFans with Big Titty Brian. The wife, I mean, the husband of Christina. Birds of a feather flock together. When people feel the need to Christian signal and you're praying over a fucking book. I mean, what a pussy. I can't even, these MAGA men are just such fucking pussies. Line up a hundred gay men for me. Not one of them is going to get triggered over any sort of book. Never. It's just, it's just breathtaking. Okay. Moving along. Here's a video, uh, related to the story. The same guy who tried to be in DEI, even though it was not being practiced in the school district.

19:00Jinkx Monsoon:Is this Caleb, Ryan? This is Caleb? Oh my God, fasten your seatbelts. Here's the world's biggest pussy. All right, play the clip.

19:10Big T*tty Bryon:I've been told that Rutherford County is not implementing this practice, but since we're not implementing, I think it's best to do away with it in case it were to be brought up in the future. Other board members believe the subject at this point should be left alone.

19:22Jinkx Monsoon:It's been very volatile in the state due to the voucher rule, and honestly, I really would hate to see us take up any more resolutions. I'm sick of them. I'd like the politics to be gone. And let's just get back to the business of taking care of our students and giving a world-class education. Brian, can you put Caleb back up? Just a still shot of Caleb, please. Yeah, Caleb. I'm thinking this is a big titty Brian situation. So, listener, I'm just going to tell you something. You just know the bigger the Christian, the bigger the freak. And here's the thing. I don't care if you're a freak. I don't care if you like to put on big titties.

20:06Jinkx Monsoon:I don't care if you like to do menage a trois. I don't care whatever your thing is, whatever. Swing for the fences. Do it. You like to do gay stuff. You like to do straight stuff. You like to do gay on straight, on queer, on all sorts of shit. Do it. I don't give a fuck. What I care about is the hypocrisy. And I'm a hypocrisy shamer, a proud, cart carrying hypocrisy shamer. And Caleb, if you'll put him back up, Kylie, please. I just want to make sure he is publicly shamed. Caleb, this Caleb right here is the biggest pussy in the United States of America. Caleb is scared of a book, a book, a fucking book.

20:49Jinkx Monsoon:That's how weak these MAGA men are. And I am shocked as shit that the manosphere is still a multi-billion dollar industry when it's led by all of these fucking pussies. I've had it, had it saying. And just for the record, I am so fucking tired. This is what I've had it with. Like there's so many things, but this stands out to me. Please, MAGA Republicans, Republicans in general, stop telling me how you back the blue and you're for the police and you're raw, raw law enforcement. I following the law, Caleb, your leader is not following the law. Like stop with the law. Just say we break the law. We're not accountable.

21:35Jinkx Monsoon:Go fuck yourself. Then I would be like, okay, you know, I don't, that's wrong. It's bad. But just all this, we back to blue. We want to follow the law. No, you don't. You want to do what you want to do. And you don't give a fuck if you're following the law. Nor do you support law enforcement. So shut up. All of that is just, it's, they feel like it makes them, like there's something broken in them. So they're going to pray before something because they're trying to shield you from how, what's going on. Like with Big Titty Brian. Big Titty Brian, of course, is always talking about, we have a godly marriage.

22:12Jinkx Monsoon:Christy Nome is like, you know, Brian's the anchor of our family. The Lord made him the anchor. Well, he sure does have a couple of anchors, Christy. Put a little water in there. And so you just know, this is why Moses, Mike, Grindr, Johnson, I would bet lots of things, lots. And here's the thing. One of my absolute favorite things on the planet are Republican sex scandals because they are abundant. They are ubiquitous. And these sexually repressed freaks want to control everybody. So they think if they say, oh, we support the cops, you know, like who doesn't fucking support law and order? It's not like it's like the whole family values thing.

22:50Jinkx Monsoon:Like we support family. OK, we're the anti-family people like that doesn't exist. I mean, you know, and the thing about the cops is there's a racial thing with that, because historically black neighborhoods, instead of being invested in resources, they have invested in over policing, which feeds the prison industrial complex. so there is a link to the backing the blue and all of that that is all really white supremacist coded and that's what that is because the reason the police are and i believe most police uh i think there's some bad cops there's no fucking question about it i watched the oj trial i mean yeah no what was his name that racist furman furman um you know you know that there's a lot of fuckery that goes down with cops if there's a lot of people like now that i live in new york You see cops all over the streets from the subway.

23:46Jinkx Monsoon:They're great. They're like super nice guys. I'm always like, hey, can you help me? Which train here? And they're super helpful. But these are good conversations to have. But I think that whole back the blue shit, it's just bullshit. I think it leads to, it's a teeny weeny situation on top of, we just like to be racist. And they like it that black neighborhoods are over-policed more than their neighborhoods. Agree. Okay. We're going to take a commercial break and then I will be back in studio with a fantastic guest, Jinx Monsoon. So we'll be back in just a minute. All right. We have an in studio, New York city guest, Jinx Monsoon.

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24:29Jinkx Monsoon:Jinx is an award-winning actress and the only drag queen to win RuPaul's drag race twice. Her performance in the Tony Award winning Broadway smash, Oh Mary, was held as one of the best performances of 2025 by the New York Times. Next up, she's heading to London. God, I love London. To take on her first dramatic role where she'll be playing Judy Garland in the revival of End of the Rainbow. So, Jinx, why are you such an underachiever?

25:02Big T*tty Bryon:Because I'm a Virgo. No, I just have always known exactly what I wanted to do with my life. And I was pretty sure of how I wanted to do it. And, you know, if you look back on the last 15 years that I've kind of like entered the public arena, it's just been a slow climb to doing exactly what I said I was going to do from the beginning.

25:30Jinkx Monsoon:Slow climb to the top. back to back champ on RuPaul.

25:35Big T*tty Bryon:It was, um, it was a lot of, uh, hard work doing that twice, but you know, I did it. And for now I'm the only one. Exactly.

25:49Jinkx Monsoon:All right. So Kylie did some research. Maybe it was Ryan that you do great, um, um impressions yeah and i'm wondering do you have a melania oh um i have a good one you go

26:04Big T*tty Bryon:well mine's based this is a shout out to my friend devin green who does a melania impression where she's like my name is mesopotamia garage door i put cranberry in tinfoil call it fine jewelry. I am not a feminist.

26:28Big T*tty Bryon:But it's totally derived from Devin Green. Let me hear yours. Okay. She's like.

26:34Jinkx Monsoon:My husband is unifier and I want the children to study literature, mathematics, history, art. We want the children to not be raped. Epstein introduced me to my husband who is a hummer buyer.

26:54Big T*tty Bryon:It's very, very good. You're ready for Snatch Game. Thank you. It reminds me of Melania. This was my latest impression was, what happens if Santa Claus gets stuck in the chimney? Does a reindeer give him a kick? What about the male slut?

27:20Jinkx Monsoon:I mean, you know what's so crazy about like Trump's whole thing is anti-immigration.

27:26Big T*tty Bryon:Yeah.

27:27Jinkx Monsoon:Two of his three wives were fucking immigrants. Well, it's it's just kind of like what makes me feel the most crazy.

27:35Big T*tty Bryon:And I feel like a lot of people feel the most crazy is that the hypocrisy is blatant. Oh, yeah. You know, and, you know, with recent events. Are you talking about Big Titty Brian? Yes, of course. it's like the reason why that is so frustrating for people like me is because we have literally been demonized for years for our deviant behavior and classifying everything about us as deviant and then here is an example and and what kind of what are they going to say about it they're going to shrug their shoulders they're going to blame it on something they're going to blame it on someone else and then they're going to continue to be hypocrites um and that's just it's it's maddening when you watch a person openly be a hypocrite and then people find excuses for them that's the hard part is like no they're in king arthur's court it was one for all and all for one you know yeah It was like every it was I just keep thinking about the whole reason King Arthur was undone is because there was he was the fights about one rule for one and a different rule for the rest.

28:55Big T*tty Bryon:You know, that's why we don't want a king is because we don't believe in one person just getting special favor just because. Right. And what we're watching is people get special favor just because.

29:10Jinkx Monsoon:Yeah. And you know, this thing, like I grew up in the Bible belt. And so I've always, my mother always told me the bigger, the bigger the Christian, the bigger the offender or the bigger the freak. And it's always been true. So when Big Titty Brian was revealed, Christy Gnomes' husband, you know, they have a godly marriage. Christy said he's the anchor, blah, blah. I am all, I don't give a shit if he likes to put on big titties and run around. I don't care. Do your thing, girl. I just couldn't care less. I'm a hypocrisy shamer.

29:38Big T*tty Bryon:Yeah.

29:39Jinkx Monsoon:I'm not a kink shamer. I'm a hypocrisy shamer. And when Big Titty Brian sat behind Christy Noem after she shot Renee Good and her officer called Renee Good a fucking bitch and her husband sat behind her to provide cover in congressional hearings. Oh, no, we're a godly marriage. We're a godly family. Fuck you, Big Titty Brian. You're goddamn right. I'm going to drag that thing out from now till the cows come home.

30:04Big T*tty Bryon:Well, and this is why this is why we're supposed to be separating religion and politics in the first place. Right. And I know that that even bringing that up pisses off the right because they're like they get angry when we talk about separation of church and state. But they want it when it comes to everyone else's religion. They just don't want separation of church and state from Christianity. Right. And they want Christianity to be the norm. But their definition of Christianity just fluctuates and changes and is based off of nothing and will always protect them and damn everyone else.

30:49Jinkx Monsoon:Well, I've noticed jinx. They use it. They vacillate between two things. It's either a weapon or a shield.

30:55Big T*tty Bryon:Yeah.

30:55Jinkx Monsoon:They either weaponize it against somebody like you. They're going to weaponize their religion. And then when you say, hey, you're a religious hypocrite, then they're going to try to use it as a shield to protect them. Or just like Kristi Noem and Big Titty Brian, they use their faith. Oh, we're in a godly marriage. They use that to shield.

31:11Big T*tty Bryon:We're allowed to pass judgment on all of you because we've. Right. And that's their whole that's their whole like platform is we are. But what this should show everyone is not about their kinks or their fetishes or their hypocrisy. Just what you were describing about his ability to support the side that is demonizing people like him because he's got his seat at the table. So screw the rest of us. it's like um that that shows us that they have no moral center none zero nothing is being guided by morality it's all about how to manipulate the rest of us so to use the bible in any kind of way i believe is like damning their very souls for the god they they right claim to worship you know if they have any kind of affiliation with the church, they are lost souls at this point, because that's not how religion works.

32:22Jinkx Monsoon:It's how a lot of the religion works in the MAGA world. It's exactly how it works. It's forgiveness without any accountability. You know, think about all these mega church pastors that end up, you know, doing poppers with some gay hooker, and then they're not slinging, crying, and everybody moves on and keeps sending them money and keep sending them money. And it's story after story after story. But here's my thing. There is an element of the MAGA movement where we have found more and more and more that they ostracize the LGBTQ plus community during the day. And then they fetishize it at night.

32:59Jinkx Monsoon:And somebody who grew up in the Bible Belt, I had, when I was in college, I hung out with all gay men, went to gay bars, had a blast. And that was just like my thing. And I had a lot of friends that died of AIDS and a lot of friends had uber religious parents. And it was like the torture of their lives to tell their parents who they were, their parents that made them. And so I have a lot of compassion for people that feel like they passively need to be in the closet. That's not my business. If you feel like at work, you need to present a certain way and then privately, that's your business. But when you are making laws and going to congressional hearings or you are thumping your Bible during the day and then at night you're crashing grinder.

33:45Jinkx Monsoon:That's my fucking business. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like quit being a hypocrite.

33:50Big T*tty Bryon:Absolutely. Because, well, not only is there the hypocritical aspect of it, but it's just very much like that closet that they're remaining in for their safety is built by the people they've aligned themselves with. like their participation in this group is the reason why they need to stay in the closet because these are the people who insist on people like us not existing so it's like again it's just like a when is it capitalism that makes people so self-concerned first and foremost that they like, because we've been raised to just think of, get yourself to the top and then decide what to do with your money or whatever.

34:45Big T*tty Bryon:And if you want, I don't.

34:47Jinkx Monsoon:Okay. I'll tell you what I think. I've thought about this a lot. It's a great question, Jinx. And here's what I think, at least in the Bible Belt states, they have merged capitalism with big church. The two have merged these, these churches, these big mega churches promote a very purity culture. They shame little girls for holding hands or French kissing or, heaven forbid, having sex when they're in high school. There's all sorts of LGBTQ plus shaming, while at the same time they're grifting constantly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they have merged this character that they've taken this brown-skinned Palestinian Jew, Jesus Christ, and they put him through this fucking crazy shape-shifting thing where now he's like this Aryan capitalist.

35:31Big T*tty Bryon:Yeah.

35:32Jinkx Monsoon:And he's a prick. Yeah. Right. And he's opposes empathy. And so it's a combination of religiosity, unchecked religiosity. And the Democrats have not done a good job checking the right on their escalating religiosity. And we have not done a good job taxing these churches that politicize demonizing your community. And we really have to have a strong opposition party to that because I get, I pick on Democrats quite a bit, even though I am one, when they see trans people or gay people as a political liability. Yeah, an inconvenience. And they throw under the bus. I've got many fights on my podcast about that with people.

36:15Big T*tty Bryon:And and and because religion is such a divisive topic, I love I love that. I love that we have always had this facade of separation of church and state. And yet we've known the religion of every president. Right. And it's always totally a thing. And it's like, even though it's not supposed to play into politics, it has always played into politics. And this is what you're saying. It's like we have never actually held true to anything we've boasted as a country. And that's the most disappointing thing. And the people in charge right now are just doing it so out in the open that it's like, how have they done it as long as they have without everyone being as angry as we are?

37:05Jinkx Monsoon:You know, one of the biggest lies aside from like wealth trickling down is that, oh, religious people are good folk. And I'm like, go live in the Bible Belt and give these people a spin. They're fucking mean. There's just a cruelty to demonizing and otherizing people that pisses me off. And we could go on about this for hours.

37:26Big T*tty Bryon:I just need to watch that one episode of Trading Spouses with the God Warrior. And it's not just the God warrior, but it's what happens to the hippie lady in the God warriors community. What happens to her? Well, just they're all being that passive aggressive nice. And one of them says, so do you believe in God or like a higher power? And it's very much like that's to me, that to me is what religion has always felt like is like a hierarchy. My mom once told me when I was very little, cause I was raised Catholic. Like I said, what's the difference between Catholics and Christians? And she said, Christians think they're better than us.

38:03Big T*tty Bryon:That was true. And I was like, that's religion. That's religion. It's a social status. It's very frustrating. I personally believe we shouldn't raise people in religion. I think it's something you should decide for yourself at a certain age, like everything else.

38:24Jinkx Monsoon:Completely agree. I have a hot take on this. I would even argue that the religion that I grew up around, and my parents were atheists, so they spared me from this trauma and this abuse. But I would say that the kids that I grew up around, what their parents did to them is child abuse. Telling them, you're not born good. You're born bad. You need to be saved. I had a boyfriend who was 16 years old. Mother caught him beating off. She grounded him for five months and shamed him for fucking masturbating. And so I just think there's an abusive nature. I had these friends, Jinx. We would be at these slumber parties.

39:03Jinkx Monsoon:I was a cheerleader. And so we'd have these cheerleader slumber parties. This girl named Shonda, her mom took, Shonda's mom took her to all these fucking crazy ass churches. And we would be sitting there having fun, lip syncing. I think we're alone now. You know, the 1980s stuff, right? And she would go, oh my God, I think there's a demon in the room. And she was like dead serious that there was a demon. and she believed in all this insane spiritual warfare. And as an adult, as I've processed all of this, I mean, that is just fucking child abuse to tell a child that demons are after them, you're born bad.

39:35Jinkx Monsoon:So I'm with you on that.

39:37Big T*tty Bryon:I was raised thinking all my dead relatives were watching me at all times. So I had, I was like myself police because I was like, if I do this, great grandfather Erwin is watching me do this. You know, I had that scared me out of masturbating for a long time.

39:59Jinkx Monsoon:Stage fright. A little bit of stage fright.

40:01Big T*tty Bryon:OK, Jinx, I have been remiss in asking you, what have you had it with? OK, I've had it with traffic, cars, car culture at all. We've talked about capitalism and. our country's obsession with cars. I mean, like the traffic is one thing. It's like, there wouldn't be, you know, like nobody drives because there's too much traffic. You know what I mean? New York's nuts, LA's nuts. I'm from Portland where you could walk across the city in two hours on your own, you know? But what I'm most upset about is just how patriarchal the car business is because men have associated their worth with car they're like their car so much and i've really come uh to awareness of this on the dating apps because every straight identified man has a picture of him with somebody's kid which shows you he's good with kids um with his car or his motorcycle to show you he has one and then depending on where i am with his gun you know to show you he's got that too but the car is is is as important as being good around kids okay do you think this i think this

41:31Jinkx Monsoon:is all somewhat freudian this is this is penis stuff well yes we've known this um that men

41:39Big T*tty Bryon:compensate for their penis and insecurities with their car. We know this, but how has everyone made jokes about it for the last, like, however many decades and men still do it?

41:51Jinkx Monsoon:They haven't course

41:52Big T*tty Bryon:corrected.

41:53Jinkx Monsoon:That's interesting. You would think if you're getting called out that people, if you're photographing yourself with your car, it was like teeny weeny. You know what I think is the biggest, Okay, name. Okay, let's see if you can guess it. If you see a particular type of car on the road, which car do you think represents the teeny weenie the most out of all of the cars? Yes, that's it.

42:18Big T*tty Bryon:100%. Every time I see one. Cybertruck because no one drives a Hummer anymore. Right. And I don't just think teeny weenie. I'm thinking micro-peenie. Cybertrucks are like, here's the thing that has blown my mind. I saw one woman driving a cyber truck and I really like when I see a man drive a cyber truck I want to yell you fucking asshole fuck you but I saw a woman getting into the driver's seat of a cyber truck and I just wanted to be like et tu you know like really what is this car offering you lady that's fascinating their own that's fascinating the women with the cyber trucks um but i've also had it with why are politicians allowed to own businesses just why

43:10Jinkx Monsoon:just why this used to not be a thing so jimmy carter he had a peanut farm this guy he had a peanut farm yeah i'm aware everybody was super worked up about his peanut farm when he became president so he put it in a trust so that there would be no double dealing and you think about this and jimmy carter lived to be like you know 10 trillion years old but his his post-presidency was incredible he cared very much about social justice and about helping the poor and helping the sick. And he like built houses and did all of these really philanthropic sweat equity type ways to help people. And they took his peanut farm away from it.

43:53Jinkx Monsoon:Now we've got this prick, Kanks, Kangol's McTaco Tits. We have that fucker in there. Did you know, Jinx, that he has made $6.4 billion since he was sworn in? $6.4 billion. The corruption is staggering.

44:11Big T*tty Bryon:And again, it's literally right there for us to see. And this is the going back to I don't understand when I think of Erin Brockovich and all the dots she had to connect to find the money. Right. Right. Right. And then now it's like a politician goes on TV, says something. You're like, that sounds crazy. Why are they saying that? And then you can see just they own this company and that company's supplying all the things for this crazy thing they just said. But it's literally just like the line is like this. Yes. And it's all right there. And so I encourage everyone to watch Erin Brockovich. Oh, it's so good.

44:56Big T*tty Bryon:That's a great idea. I know how many times I say, people say, how are you going to do that, Jinx? And I go, they're called boobs, Ed.

45:05Jinkx Monsoon:It's so good. Okay. I have to talk to you about Trump's liberatching the Oval Office. I need to talk to you about that stuff.

45:19Big T*tty Bryon:Well, we were just talking about overcompensating. And I think plating everything in auspicious gold is just a real easy play. You know, I mean, it's Trump. Is like an AI person because everything he does is just building off of something. He admired about someone else. At least drag queens come up with our own ideas, you know, like exactly. We do Wong Fu the office, too, but we wouldn't just make it a replica of pedophile island. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, speaking of islands, since there's islands aplenty, apparently, I think politicians should live on an island, you know, like away from us.

46:20Big T*tty Bryon:Getting constant, you know, like so that they can't have all these personal interests. They need to just be thinking about the people. Get them away from everyone for a little bit. Quarantine. So they can zoom out and stop thinking about themselves and just look at the picture as a whole. I don't know. I don't know that living on an island, like we shouldn't make anyone live on an island unless they want to. But you know what I mean? Like, I think politicians should be in like the circle where they all live in a hotel and they make decisions based off of objective truth, not off of the feelings of the people around them.

47:04Big T*tty Bryon:This is sounding very ancient Greece. I don't know.

47:08Jinkx Monsoon:But I think your statements are, it's, we're in this situation where politicians are failing us on both sides right now. And so your idea to quarantine them, I think it's just self-preservation. Get them away from us. Yes. They're doing more harm than good right now. They're not helping us. You see this, obviously the MAGA politicians are fucking awful, horrible people. And it's bizarre to see the villains celebrated like in the MAGA world, how they prop these people up. But then on the Democratic side, I've just been really sad that we don't have like a really big, robust opposition. And I've been sad that people entertain the idea of engaging in this rhetoric about trans people.

47:56Big T*tty Bryon:and giving it you don't have to meet someone halfway when they're pure evil right right we're trying to uh like i we don't owe them their logic has been spewed at us for the last however long they they've said what they have to say on the topic like we know how they feel about it It is factually incorrect. It's harmful. It kills people. It is scientifically the opposite of what every doctor has told them in their own studies, and yet they still make the wrong choice. we have examined this issue enough they're wrong we don't have to meet them in the middle why are we trying to justify treating any human being and or citizen like less than the rest because that is literally the opposite of what america this is the facade i'm talking about like it has never been true because there's always been one class that gets thrown under the bus at election time.

49:12Big T*tty Bryon:And through the years, it changes. And right now it's trans people, but it's been black people. It's been immigrants from everywhere. It's been women. You know, it's like they just find a new group to blame everything on. And to try to meet them in the middle is to try to justify cruelty and inhuman behavior. It's platforming bigotry. It's why do we want to come to an understanding with those people? And that's why what you're saying, it's like even the opposition that looks like they stand the biggest chance is willing to throw us under the bus. And that is not just frustrating for trans people, but it's frustrating for everyone who's been thrown under the bus.

49:56Big T*tty Bryon:And that's why trans allies are stepping up in a lot of different communities, because they can see that what is being done to us right now is what's been done to everyone else before us.

50:08Jinkx Monsoon:Well, and people need to understand that when you leave one group vulnerable to this type of attack, you leave everyone vulnerable, period. Just in my lifetime, the acceleration of equality for gay marriage was remarkable. It moved at such a rapid, rapid, rapid rate. It was incredible, honestly, from having friends in college that died of AIDS to then legalizing gay marriage. So what these right-winger Bible thumpers are doing is they're starting with trans people because they want to roll all the way back to Obergerville. But I say the Democrats need to quit sitting around and meeting them. And we need to go on an attack.

50:49Jinkx Monsoon:And so they seem to not know how to talk about this issue. And I know exactly how to talk about it. If I had some Bible thumper, if let me just say, Christy Noem was sitting right here, I'd say, Christy, why are you so obsessed with genitalia? What's all that about? It seems like the MAGA movement is always obsessed with gay books, drag queens, genitalia, gay sex, grinders crashing left and right. What's all that about? Because we don't have a problem with that on our side. We let everybody be who they want to be. Why are y 'all so obsessed with the genitalia of other human beings and they need to get aggressive about it and even christy gnome

51:18Big T*tty Bryon:right now i mean i'm waiting to see how she separates herself from her husband oh she's asked for prayers we're on like we're on a week of national prayers right and and so but here's the thing is like when you start a witch hunt when you give people the right or the ability or the power to ban anything you give them the power to ban anything everything yeah like um and it is just a matter of time until they have a problem with your community what happens if they succeed and trans people are banned from america first of all we can't even do that because trans people will exist whether we do it openly or not because we always have and we always will That's just a fact.

52:08Big T*tty Bryon:So but what happens if they do effectively ban trans people from public view? What happens then? They have to blame everything on someone else. And who knows which community that will be? I mean, we it's already immigrants and trans people. Right. And how long we were already seeing an attack on women's rights because now it's like, oh, this really started. The gender blah, blah, blah started when we gave women equality because. You're exactly right. And so they're blaming trans people on giving women the right to vote in the 20s. You know, it's like that's you give them one thing and they will just expand it and expand it and expand it.

52:53Big T*tty Bryon:And this is. So why aren't we countering with something as extreme? That's why people are so disheartened by the voting process, because no one is offering a big enough like we're we're way past talking about whether the climate crisis crisis is real or not. So anyone saying like we're going to find a way to have all the fossil fuels and be green, it's like you're lying to us. Like be green. We don't have time. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.

53:31Jinkx Monsoon:Okay, Jinx. I'm sure you've heard about our very famous game, Had It or Hit It.

53:37Big T*tty Bryon:Yeah.

53:37Jinkx Monsoon:You know it, right? If you don't like them, then you'll say, I've had it. If you like it, you'll say, I'll hit it. Oh, my God. Welcome to Had It or Hit It. I would hit it. Had it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. All right, Jinx. Had it or hit it. Shoe size, shame. Oh, had it. Tell us about that. Okay, so with, I can only tell you my experience.

54:05Big T*tty Bryon:There are certain stores I've always been able to go to because they carry the large sizes. And we're talking like size 11, 12. Rarely can you find a size 13 woman's shoe out in the wild. Okay. But I used to have my spots, right? since the political shift like shoe companies have stopped making as many large size shoes what all of a sudden my place in trump's america all my places i used to get shoes they carry up shoe stores are bigoted yes because because they don't want to carry shoes that they think no one's going to buy. And since they're, you know, so anyway, the like shoes in my sizes are now just literally what's left over from years before because shoe companies and shoe stores have stopped catering to, and this hurts cis women too because of transphobia.

55:01Big T*tty Bryon:Cis women who happen to be tall and have larger sized feet are being harmed by transphobia. And I can't show you the data. I just know that I have bought women's shoes all my life and it gets harder and easier based on the political climate.

55:24Jinkx Monsoon:Well, and I would make an argument to all the fiscal conservatives out there that this is bad economic policy.

55:30Big T*tty Bryon:You got to have something for everyone. That's right. Because people will just say, I don't wear, do you know how many Nine West shoes I have because they cater to my size? shout out to nine west and jessica simpson okay had it or hit it big titty brian oh my god had it because again like girl it's not even good drag that's my thing you guys it's kind of like mar-a-lago face if you alienate all the dolls we won't tell you who our surgeons are. So if you alienate all the queens, we're not going to help you get your nipples in line. Okay. Had it.

56:18Jinkx Monsoon:Those asymmetrical nipples were something. Kind of accurate. Okay. Had it or hit it.

56:25Big T*tty Bryon:Quinoa everywhere. Quinoa sucks. I've had it. Tell us about it. Why this grain? There's so many wonderful power foods. Why quinoa? Do you like quinoa? I don't know if I like quinoa or not. What's it in? Well, it's in everything. It's in every other salad. It's almost like a whisper of a lentil. I don't know how to describe it. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. And suddenly it's everywhere. It's in every salad I would love to eat except for the quinoa. I'm going to have it with quinoa too to support you.

57:06Jinkx Monsoon:Okay. This is a good one. Had it or hit it, Erica Kirk.

57:11Big T*tty Bryon:Oh, I've had it. Again, if you had some queer friends in your life, if we could show you how to do a smoky eye, but I understand that like you need the makeup to run to sell the effect. So I guess it's working, but I mean, at least like some Lumify drops or something. No, I, um, Erica Kirk, it's like, again, we're just watching something unbelievable and yet it's being normalized by them. But if we were doing it, if we were doing it for one of our fallen, they would say we were glamorizing something or other, you know, like that. At this point, it just doesn't even feel worth talking about what they do, because we know that they'll do whatever they want and justify it, whether with religion or with political alignment, blah, blah, blah, blah.

58:13Big T*tty Bryon:But if we did the exact same thing and when we do the exact same thing they say that we are evil and it's like that's not reason that's not logic

58:26Jinkx Monsoon:it's it's hypocrisy it's literal hypocrisy you make of Drewski going full drag never mentioning anybody's name and posting uh uh this is how conservative women in America act did you see that clip?

58:41Big T*tty Bryon:I don't think so. What? Oh my

58:44Jinkx Monsoon:gosh. Kylie, load it. Load it. Do I see this? Load it.

58:48Big T*tty Bryon:Load it. Hang on. We're going to watch it now.

58:51Jinkx Monsoon:I cannot believe you. It's been viewed like 400 million times. Jinx. I might have. Are you online?

58:57Big T*tty Bryon:I have sporadic times where I go completely offline. Get on your feet!

59:15Big T*tty Bryon:Right? War is raging in Iran.

59:18Jinkx Monsoon:We're praying. We're praying for all the soldiers and troops.

59:21Big T*tty Bryon:That's great that you're praying, but... How about all the kids that died when the USA hit the towers? It broke my heart.

59:27Jinkx Monsoon:That is the...

59:28Big T*tty Bryon:In what ways have you grown closer to Jesus? I serve a righteous God. And that is why we say our prayers. We are all his children. But when I say children, I mean like the holy blessed Trinity, which is why I hold the Bible.

59:53Big T*tty Bryon:That comedian didn't do anything crazy. He did exactly what they do. The exact thing. And watching that just made me think Republican women are acting like Tyra in. they're acting like tara in the documentary about next i mean is that not though i think

1:00:15Jinkx Monsoon:that this was a super so broken for them i think it was a super important political post even though he's a comedian because there are a group of what we've been talking about this entire episode of white people that behave as though the whole world is curated for them and they can offend people and be bigoted toward people with impunity. And then when a mirror is put up to them, it's stage five meltdown, as you can imagine. But what we've witnessed with Erica Kirk is not fucking normal. I get that people grieve in different ways. And I give a lot of space and a lot of grace for a lot. That shit's not normal.

1:00:54Jinkx Monsoon:The shit we've seen with her.

1:00:55Big T*tty Bryon:I want people. I told you to watch Erin Brockovich. You should also watch The Crucible. because that's just what's happening it's this is what a witch hunt is and um and um look into evita's death not since evita have we seen public mourning so strange

1:01:22Big T*tty Bryon:evita okay had it or hit it skincare discourse i've um had it because it's like oh my gosh i'm seeing that like now like you have to do 15 things before you go to bed and 15 things when you wake up and i'm like people always compliment me on my skin and i do almost nothing i wash it i shave it because that's something i deal with and then i put some oil on it and i'm You're good to go.

1:01:59Jinkx Monsoon:Okay. Last one. Had it or hid it? The United States of America.

1:02:03Big T*tty Bryon:Oh, I've had it. That's why I'm going to London to go play Judy Garland this spring at the Soho Theater, Walthamstow. End of the Rainbow.

1:02:14Jinkx Monsoon:When does it start?

1:02:15Big T*tty Bryon:It starts in May, May through June. It's a limited run. I think it's only slated for six weeks right now, but it's a really, really wonderful play. It's about the end of Judy Garland's life. So it's pretty heavy, but it's also beautifully written. And if you saw the Renee Zellweger movie, it's based off this play. So there's your gateway.

1:02:45Jinkx Monsoon:so listener for those of you that are going to be in london or want to make plans to go to london to see only that six hour flight from here i know it's not bad at all i should go like a little extend it through to when wimbledon is going on because then i could do two birds one stone i'll call them after this yeah just say jennifer wants to do wimbledon and my show Because I do love some Wimbledon.

1:03:10Big T*tty Bryon:I have not. I like sporting events for the hors d 'oeuvres.

1:03:20Jinkx Monsoon:Well, you know, at Wimbledon, they have that strawberries and cream. It's delicious.

1:03:25Big T*tty Bryon:I think people put out the best food on game day.

1:03:32Jinkx Monsoon:All right, Jinx, thank you so much. Thank you so much. This has been a lot of fun. Thank you so, so much. All right, listener, we'll be back next Tuesday and Thursday.

1:03:43Jinkx Monsoon:I'll tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I've had it with that. Listen up, patriots, gaytriots, and natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHIP News. It's Monday through Friday, every day, 15 to 20-minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America. always served with a side of petty grievances. We are on all the available platforms, Apple, Spotify, Google, whatever you get your podcasts and YouTube. Please go rate, subscribe and review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind. Pumps, what does an eagle say? Caw-caw.

1:04:25Jinkx Monsoon:A little bit more enthusiasm. Caw-caw. That's it. That's the patriotism that this country means right there.

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