Born Again Virgins for Trump

0:02Angie Sullivan:So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, everybody that is not MAGA, we love you. And the triple Trumpers can do what, Pumps? Fuck off! Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, I was like, I've had it so hard that I was homicidal. So I've had it with AI in general, of course, and I could go on. But specifically, I'm talking about when you need customer service and you're trying to reach out about a problem and you can't just reach out. You can't even email nowadays. You can't talk. You can't even talk to a computer.

0:49You have to chat box. You have to AI chat box and they always give it a name. You know, it's a trendy name. What the fuck? Okay. So I'm chatting with the box and they need my account number or my order number. So I get it. I actually had my order number and I give it to them. Well, we don't recognize that order number. So I give it again. We don't recognize the order number. You know me, I'm terrible at tech. So I thought, well, maybe this is not right. Maybe it's me. So I go in. Anyway, short story long, it took me 38 minutes to convince the chat box that I had the right order number, but that I needed to actually speak with the representative.

1:33And then the chat box told me that the representative would call me, but it would be four hours later. So four hours later, I get a call. I'm at the gym. So I have to race and get my phone or whatever to find out what my order number was. I give him the order number and I said, he said, oh yeah, it pulls right up. And I said, well, I gave the chat box that like 500 times. And he said, yeah, well, you know, the AI doesn't always understand the terms. So it, sometimes it just doesn't get it even if you have the right number. What? Why do we have AI then? Why do we have AI? I fucking hate AI. Hate it, hate it, hate it.

2:18I've had it. Stop with AI.

2:20Angie Sullivan:Well, and it gets worse when you think about the AI investment, this product that you couldn't communicate with, is what is, in a very Ponzi scheme style manner, holding up the economy right now. And in a lot of ways, it's not that great of a product. I've read that they predict that AI is the one that picked the target of the Iranian school, allegedly. Or there's been suggestions to that. So AI is just, I have Claude. And sometimes I have it do some things for me. But in general, the whole idea that all of these AI bots are going to come in and take all of these jobs when the service they're providing is not very good, as you just spelled out for us, it's pretty depressing.

3:15Angie Sullivan:And I think we're all dealing with, since COVID, the aftermath of isolation, especially Zoomers. You hear people on both sides talk about, oh, lockdowns were so bad and it was so bad for the kids because they were so isolated. And we know from psychiatrists and psychologists that connectedness is so important for the human experience, for longevity, for health, for all of these things. these billionaire oligarchs aside from fucking up your return um they want to isolate us even further and that's that's the real danger of this but i have a grievance similar to that so i was on instagram and i'm scrolling through and all of a sudden there's like this hot ass ups guy.

4:04Angie Sullivan:I mean, hot 12 out of 10. And he's doing a dance in the back of his truck. I mean, and he's like, I mean, just a total smoke show. Right. And I'm just like, oh my God. But as I'm watching him do his dance, I'm like, he's a really polished, like polished looking, uh, his muscles, everything. I was like, I'm just so attracted to this guy. And then I thought, and then as I got to the end of the video, I was like, is he gay or is he European? Because, you know, there's a fine line for American, you know, somebody who in Europe, a man that is cultured could come to America and be more gay passing because, you know, we have the bro manosphere, you know, dipshits that have to wear, you know, with their guts out, pink arms and all of, I'm a big badass.

4:52Angie Sullivan:I'm going to the boot camp. I listened to Andrew Tate and, you know, Alex Jones, fuck yeah, Meg. You know, we have those kind of men so i go to his page because it showed up like in my for you page i'm like okay well i'm going to figure out is this guy european because i think he might be european i'm still clinging on that maybe he's straight because he's really polished and i'm like is a straight man capable of being this polished even if they're european i'll be goddamned he is an ai account really yes yes you could not tell and you can kind of tell i was like because i was is he gay is he straight so now the new thing when i see this i'm be like are they gay are they gay are they european or are they uh ai yeah and the guy and all these women are like drooling like great moves oh my god but and i'm like you know i'm like mrs robinson over here like he's totally i love this ups guy i'm totally in on it.

5:48Angie Sullivan:Yeah, he's fake. Total fucking bullshit. I'm thirst trapping over a made up, hot. The reason I couldn't figure out if he was European or if he was gay was because he was too good to be true. Right. What's the saying? When it's too good to be true, it usually is how that goes. Here's the thing. If you couldn't tell, that makes me even more nervous because I really can't tell. I sent my kids like some reel or something and I was like, oh my gosh, look at this. This is the best. And they're like, mom, it's AI. I've done that a million times to Kylie. I've sent something not knowing it was AI. And then I started looking at fingers.

6:30Isn't that the tell sometimes like the fingers are weird? I can't tell. It's going to get worse. I'm going to get catfished. I mean, it's just a matter of time before I get on this podcast and say, I am in love. I've met the man that I am going to marry. We are going to run away. We are going to be so happy. And he's going to be an AI bot. That's just going to happen. That's my next phase of life.

6:55Angie Sullivan:It might be kind of perfect, the perfect relationship for you. It would definitely have its advantages. I wouldn't have to doll up before we went out. If I didn't want to talk, I could Just put them on mute. Nobody's feelings would be hurt. It's not all bad. Yeah. Maybe I can introduce you to the UPS.

7:19Angie Sullivan:Let me see if I can find that. I think I might have saved it so Kylie can play it so the Gaytriots can just thirst trap with me. Because I think, let me see if I can find it. All right, here he is.

7:35Angie Sullivan:oh my gosh, he is hot. Right? So you can see how - Look at his bod. Right. So I was totally into it, right? And I watched this, I watched it like five or six times. Look at him there. And I'm like, okay, all right. Yeah. Quads. Because a lot of these men, they work too much on their chest and then they have chicken legs. Have you noticed that trend? That like - Yeah, you see it. The brosphere, they're doing all of this chest and shoulder stuff. And then you see them in shorts and it's like toothpicks we've got chicken legs going on that guy the ups driver kylie if you'll play him again i want you to notice the quadriceps he did not neglect his lower body which i truly appreciate look at those quads he's he is fully perfect it's just a little snack if i don't say so myself i was like i mean he's just and his beard is perfect exactly now ryan and kylie could you tell that this was AI immediately?

8:30Angie Sullivan:Did they say yes? They said it within a couple of seconds. I, uh, embarrassingly, this was a 30 minute journey for me. I went, he's got to be gay. There's no way that a straight man is that liberated. There's no way that a straight American man is, uh, is give a fuck meter. Is that broken that he would just like, look, I'm hot. I'm a great dancer. And then I was like, well, maybe he's not American. He must be European. He's got to be European because I'm still holding out that he's straight. And then I was like, he's probably gay. Only a gay man can have that kind of confidence, that kind of body.

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10:42I bet he would think I was just, I could program to say, you're just the greatest thing in the whole world all the time.

10:48Angie Sullivan:They do. That's how the chatbots are. They are completely obsequious, or as you call them, chatboxes. What do you call them? Chatbot. Oh, bot. Bot. Bot, okay. Chatbot. Got it. Okay. The chatbot is in the chatbox, so I can see how. but um but i want to share also so that was my grievance that i embarrassingly gen x'd it it took me 30 minutes to realize that a guy that i had just lusted after was in fact not real at all um but it was fun that was one of those things where i'm like but then afterwards i also felt like come on let's put real people on the internet but i want to share a real story which is why I think we should all spend a lot of time offline.

11:36Angie Sullivan:So this past Saturday, my friend Renee and I went, took my dogs to Washington Square Park. And everybody knows that my dogs don't particularly like dog parks because they don't like other dogs unless they're Frenchies. So we didn't go to the dog park. We just sat on a bench in the shade and watched all of the magnificent New York unfold before our eyes. and all of a sudden these two men appeared walking down the sidewalk in front of our bench and I assumed that they were a couple and each of them had a tray in their hand and on the tray of one guy was a brown fluffy rabbit bunny rabbit and on the tray of the other guy was a white and gray fluffy rabbit like white with gray spots and like a white with brown spots and they had their rabbits on a tray and they just walked into Washington Square Park.

12:34I'm like, what's going

12:35Angie Sullivan:on here? Like, I really wanted to play with the rabbits, but my dogs think that they're hunters. They have a zero percent catch and kill rate, FYI, to the squirrel. Zero percent. But they still think they are incredible, like badass hunters. So they end up going into this little, like little mini fenced in area in Washington Square Park and they took their rabbits off the tray and the rabbits just roamed around freely oh i love that so it's a little play area for rabbits so i i finally i'm like renee's like go over there and talk to them like if i get up and walk over there my dogs are gonna have a stage five meltdown because they're codependent toxic all of the things you go and so she goes over there and she talks to them and they just every weekend they bring their rabbits to washington square park and they just put them down and they run around and And they were like, everybody's taking pictures with them.

13:28Angie Sullivan:And they get to go run around freely. And then the little tray, like there's no crate or anything. And they've just trained these rabbits to sit on the tray. And they carry them like a waiter. And then we watched them for like 45 minutes. Renee got to go. She got all the pictures and everything of them. But they were so great. And I'm like, you can actually, if you have public parks, you can get off internet and just go sit on a bench and watch the real life reels and TikToks take place in front of you. And not the fake hot UPS driver man that I fell in love with, that I'm going to set pumps up with.

14:05Angie Sullivan:Yeah, that's going to be my divorce. Matchmaker. Don't I have to pay you? Don't matchmakers make a ton of money now? Obviously. Yeah. He's very expensive, the UPS man. I found him, so there is a finder's fee. you know what i love it's so let's say you have a different animal let's say you have like a gerbil or something that you want to let out play so it's just this little area that you can just let any kind of it's why are you laughing just the gerbil lore in general letting a gerbil out to play

14:46okay it just kind of cracked me up the gerbil to play in your chat box uh it's but that's cool that there's a little area for other animals i love that i do love a rabbit oh my god they were

15:01Angie Sullivan:so cute. They were fluffy and they were so well-behaved and they just hopped around and looked at everybody. And they kind of, if they stayed close to their owners and then the three of them would kind of stay together. And Renee got the, all the, I was like, I need to know, please go over there, ask them what the deal is. And she asked them like, have you ever lost one? And one of the guys goes, yeah. One time he called me, he's like, I can't find whatever the rabbit's name was. So I had to come over and then we found it. They found the rabbit but they were so well-behaved and so civilized and they just wrote on their little trays.

15:35Angie Sullivan:It was such a cool thing. It's something that we are spending a lot of time looking for stuff like that on Instagram or TikTok to see something cool like that. And if you just put your fucking phone down and go sit in a park, these third spaces that sociologists and psychiatrists say boost your happy factor. If you live in a place that has a third space where you have work and home and then a lot of cities don't have a shared third space and new york has a bunch of them and so i've been really now that it's not so hot really just going and sitting in parks my dogs are much happier now that we don't go sit in the dog park they're much happier sitting in the human park because they're such insufferable twats and and they sit there with me and then these dogs walk by dogs walk by they ignore ignore ignore ignore and then a frenchie comes by and then And they're like, and then that Frenchie's like to them.

16:27Angie Sullivan:And then they're, it's unbelievable, these dogs of mine. Anyway, welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Kylie. Hi. Hi. Hi. I got two reviews for you. This one is five stars titled Supernatural. And Torn Prince writes, love, love, love, love your show. Proud gay treats over here. Jen pumps Kylie. Y 'all are fabulous. We crush on Josh and Ryan too. Don't worry, boys. What I don't understand is that when I watch Trump or really anyone in a circle speak or see the things they're doing, the corruption, the lies, the insanity, it's all obvious. How his supporters in government and news seem completely oblivious to it is beyond me.

17:06My father is one of the most intelligent men I know, and he's full MAGA, though I've been slowly adjusting his YouTube algorithm to better stuff, including iHit. We have a theory. It has to be supernatural. Witchcraft. Something. Maybe some super coven of Etsy witches casting crazy spells to hide it all, deal with the devil or whatever soul bargaining entity may be out there. It's just unreal. And I have a hard time accepting that anyone can see the same things I see and go, yeah, that sounds above board. I just can't. Anyways, love y 'all. Keep it up.

17:43Angie Sullivan:Yeah, that's always the mystery is how people can see like this person commits a crime or lies. And they're like, well, that's a liar. That's a criminal. What the fuck? And then when it gets to Donald Trump, it's just they're completely crawled up his ass and parked. And it's just it's really devastating how much damage this man has done to the country. But then if you shrink it down to a local level, the families, the friendships, the because for me, like it's just a deal breaker. If somebody is a supporter of Trump right now, I want nothing, nothing, nothing to do with you. You're not my person.

18:24Like, it's not like you're a supporter of Mitt Romney. You are supporting racism.

18:31Angie Sullivan:You're supporting putting kids in concentration camps. You're supporting the indiscriminate murder of peaceful protesters or peaceful observers with Renee Good and Alex Preddy. And I just, it's just, it's, it's just a red line for me. Like life is too short. I get to pick who, whom I want to spend my spare time with. But I mean, truth be told, spoiler alert, I've never really had that many Republican friends long before Trump. if I'm really being honest here, I've always been pretty intolerant of Republicans. I have, because in Oklahoma, I just saw how homophobic, well, no, in Oklahoma, I saw how they would go frequent their hairdresser or go to a friend with his friend named Kent, and he was this eccentric gay realtor.

19:25Angie Sullivan:He's deceased now, but he would always throw these incredible Christmas parties. And like any gay man would, it was just phenomenal. He put up this huge tent. He had dancers. It was just a rager of a party. And see all these people that would go to his event because they wanted to see him be seen. And then they would go vote for George W. Bush's policies, which was explicitly homophobia, explicitly against gay marriage. And so, honestly, I've always been this big of a bitch about this stuff. It's not new. Well, I don't think it's being bitchy. But when I read that, the first thing that when Kylie was reading it, the first thing that popped up in my mind was growing up, my mother was you cannot have sex before marriage.

20:05Sex is a sin. There was so much sexual shame. Having sex outside marriage. Just all. Just you can imagine. And then she defended Donald Trump fucking a porn star with a brand-newborn baby. and while his wife was pregnant having an affair with a Playboy playmate. She made excuses for that. And to this day, I don't understand it other than it's everything we've talked about ad nauseam. It's taxes. It's racism. It's, in my opinion, a lot of it comes from I'm better than you. I get to judge other people because of the religious shit. But it still confounds me every day because that was such a snapshot growing up in my life about sex.

20:58Angie Sullivan:It's like brainwashing to say you can't have sex before marriage. It's like at that age, what you're doing is teaching people, this is your body. If somebody tries to touch you, you say no. You don't talk about sex. It's a really weird component in that Southern Baptist evangelical world where, my opinion, and you see it with Moses Mike Grinder Johnson marrying his daughter at the purity ball to keep her virginity safe until he gives it to her husband, which is the weirdest shit on the planet. In a way, it's kind of sexualizing children in a really perverse, exploitative way. I don't think it's appropriate to start talking to children about sex.

21:43Angie Sullivan:And then these are the same people that are all jacked up on drag queens and trans people sexualizing kids. And to date, I've been to a lot of drag shows. I've never seen an agenda where drag queens were wanting to sexualize children. But to the contrary, from anecdotally your story pumps to anecdotally all of my friends growing up who had a very similar upbringing to yours, my peers in elementary school. I never heard in my house, like don't have sex before marriage. I heard it from a peer in third or fourth grade. And I had to go home and ask my mother, why can't people have sex before marriage?

22:28Angie Sullivan:My mother of the age is just like, oh God, Jennifer, for God's sake, that's ridiculous. This is something people do. My mother would always call it do it she goes well sometimes people want to do it before marriage and it's not that big of a deal remember in the 80s it was like that's what we called it did you do it did you do it yeah yeah and and so it was just a but i think it's a really interesting i don't know we should talk to a psychologist or something about it but they're the ones that are talking to kids about sex and like famously sarah palin if we go back to the george w bush era she was all about abstinence only abstinence only abstinence only she has all these kids named like trig and leaf and branch and trunk and all these weird weird ass fucking names right for her kids she's got like you know nine of them and then all of the kids guess what knocked up before marriage and so it's just it's so crazy that all of the sexual shame the pure see this is what happened when our ancestors came over here and colonized the United States.

23:34Angie Sullivan:We got the crazy Christians. We got the Puritans. All the cool people stayed in Europe. And we're still dealing with these crazy Christians to this day and the Puritans. All the modesty and all that. I remember the first time I went to Europe and I saw like titties on a beach. I was like, oh my God. But they're just, they don't care. They're over here. Everything's so taboo that, remember, I remember we did an episode a long time ago that some teacher in Florida got fired or put on probation because she showed a picture of Michelangelo's David. Yeah. Which, I mean, if you're going to fire somebody, that's the smallest penis I've ever seen in my life.

24:08Angie Sullivan:It's a beautiful statue. But I was so disappointed at the penis size when I got there to Florence. Yeah, totally. It's so funny because we were on a boat on vacation where the man and the woman were both naked. And we were all just like, oh my gosh. I mean, we were just like looking at, I mean, they were old and like grandparents, you know, but I was just like, good for fucking them. There's no way I would prance around this boat with the sagging dragons out for the war, but they didn't care. And I was like, it might go back to the modesty thing. I mean, I'm, I'm immodest now, but I was raised in a very, you know, cover yourself, all that shit.

24:49But yeah, I would just, so I was kind of like, God, I don't think I ever could do that. I don't think I could prance around on a boat butt naked for all the world to see. And I wish I could because there was just zero shame in it. Oh, I think you could.

25:04Angie Sullivan:You think I could? Yes. You're the most immodest person I know. No, I know. But just like other – You've answered your door knowing that I – But I knew it was you. No, but Betsy, whom you had never met before. I said, hey, I want to introduce you to my friend Betsy. Oh, that's right. She's my neighbor. You're going to love her. I just met her. She moved in three doors down. I want to introduce her to her. She's awesome. He's like, okay, y 'all come over. So Betsy and I go over to Pumps' house, and I ring the front doorbell. She doesn't answer. I said, okay, we'll walk around back. And she has these two sliding glass doors around back.