Dominatrix for Democracy

0:02Angie Sullivan:So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay treats, they treats, black treats, brown treats. We love you. All of MAGA can do what pumps? Pumps, what have you had it with? What I've had it with is bathing suit shopping. It has just been a minefield for me. The second dragons create a huge issue when bathing suit shopping because you get a cute top and it's super cute. But then when your boobs are your belly button, it's not as cute. And so then I'm noticing like the super high cuts on the one piece. And like, it just, it's disastrous for me bathing suit shopping.

0:50It just is the stomach. We can't, I can't even talk about the stomach, but I was going through, I mean, I even went to the fucking mall. That's how desperate. And I was in there and I was just like, no, none of these are going to work. So I'm just really on the struggle bus with the bathing suit shopping. So I've just had it. I, I really feel like there's not like, if you have saggy boobs, if your stomach is fluffy, we need to design for those women. Somebody do that.

1:21Angie Sullivan:I've always seen you when we go to Mexico and these like tankinis and they always look so cute on you. That's the thing. It's like tankinis have just disappeared from the universe. And even though it was your jam and they look so good on you. It's my whole jam and I cannot find any. And I'm just really reluctant to buy one piece and pull the thing over. I mean, I know I just learned about it and maybe it's super normal for people, but I just feel like I'm going to get a saggy crotch. so I'm just I'm struggling why don't you elaborate for the listener on what the pull the thing over means okay so I always have shied away from a one piece because I thought you had to completely undress yourself every time you had to pee my girlfriend Liz says no you just pull it over like the crotch over and pee I'd never heard this before and I did I mean I've done it once or twice but it just feels weird.

2:13So, but my options are completely get naked in a public restroom or pull my crotch over and risk the entire beef showing up from the side profile and me not knowing it. So I'm just, I'm struggling. So I've had it with bathing suits.

2:28Angie Sullivan:I think what's more alarming is the disappearance of the tankini from the... That was your jam. You look so cute in them. I want a tankini. I don't want to show my stomach because it looks like... just a big goo brain. It looks like a brain that was just plopped on my stomach, just like wrinkly and crepey and ugh. But the tankini, the lack of tankini, I said, just really been a problem for me. Nobody rocks a tankini like you do. They look so good on you. And I feel like tankinis have a little more support for the girls because a regular bathing suit, like obviously I can't wear a swimsuit because the brain on my stomach, but I feel like you get more support when you have a tankini and you can't find a one, not one.

3:13I mean, I have found a couple that they're lackluster at best. So I don't know. It's a struggle. The struggle is real. All right.

3:23Angie Sullivan:I've had it. I'm sorry about that because that's really frustrating. And the tankini was like, it was your go-to for years, for years. And they always look great on you. Um, uh, I've had it with people over policing in this moment. And here's an example. Pumps and I were on a podcast a couple of days ago and it was, um, I think it's called dry air with Steve Schmidt and his partner, not gay partner, podcast partner. I'm digging it right here I'm digging in it but anyway his podcast partner and um we were calling JD Vance a pussy and they were like we need to take that word back like you know we we think that's what they need to be called but then there's like you know Dolores online from you know Toledo Ohio who's mad about it and I just think that like and I've gotten those comments like ladies don't call a magamana pussy a pussy gives birth and it is a strong great organ and we need to embrace it and blah blah blah in a perfect world yeah where we have fucking nothing to get upset about i'm all for it let's have the conversation correct me let's talk about should we call a man a pussy should we not call a man a pussy is it pc is it not pc i welcome it I welcome that problem.

4:52I welcome that policing at this stage in the fascist takeover when the fascists are pussies. We call them what they are.

5:05Angie Sullivan:And here's the thing. They need to be humiliated and shamed. And like Stephen Miller is a pussy and he needs to be called a pussy. And nothing hits that hard as saying Stephen Miller is a pussy. If you can give me another word, another phrase that would define what a wuss bag that guy is. See, wuss bag doesn't do it. It just doesn't even come close. So I've had it with that. And I welcome the time where everything's so great with the government. Everybody's got health care. Minimum wage has been raised and billionaires are paying their fair share in taxes. It's equality for everybody all across the board.

5:54Angie Sullivan:Let's hammer at it. Let's get a hall monitor on the Internet calling my ass out left and right. I'll welcome it. I'll sit down. I'll go to tribunals over it. I'll try to make my case. I would even serve a stint in like, you know, online jail timeout or whatever. for violating this, but now is not the time to do that. Now is not the time to correct everybody online when they're on your side. It's just a waste of time. I completely agree. And I think another word that I see a lot of comments about, they get mad that we say titty baby. It's just like, what else are they? Cunt. Who gets mad about titty baby?

6:38People in the comments. comments like I just wish I wouldn't say titty and I'm just like shut the fuck up like we have bigger fish to fry right seriously you're gonna be mad about that I also think the word cunt's underused and everybody acts like it's just so it's just such a bad word well you know perhaps

6:57Angie Sullivan:there's a cultural thing like in the UK and Australia cunt is like the way we use asshole or bitch. Right. But here, I think it's like the Puritan culture that we have about using certain words. And I agree, there are words that are horrible, but pussy and titty. I mean, come on, you just can't take everything away from everybody. You can't take democracy. As a woman, I think we get to call somebody a pussy. I completely agree. I think that, I think it's very well used. And I think titty baby, I mean, that's just that I'll fight to the death to keep titty baby. Yeah. We've always said titty baby.

7:36Always, always titty. That's just a titty baby. You're just crying around and whining around and you're a victim. You're just a titty baby. I mean, we must've called my ex-husband a titty baby up in the millions of times.

7:49Angie Sullivan:Oh yeah, he is. I mean, to this day, we're still dealing with an active titty baby. but i just think like people on the left if you pretty much agree with everybody on everything pump the pump the brakes on going in and and correcting people for calling somebody like steven miller or jd vance a pussy marco rubio pussy ted cruz what is he pumps fucking pussy yeah exactly yeah so i've i've had it with that i want people to lighten up about that shit But, you know, it's stupid. All right. Welcome to I've Had It, America's FIFA prize winning podcast. I just thought I want to make up awards for us.

8:40Do you know that with our award, we get to lift the championship trophy at FIFA? Like Trump has made a deal with FIFA that he'll be the first one to lift up the trophy at the end of the soccer games. Please tell me that's not true. I've read it. No, I don't know. But would it surprise you he took the last one? No.

8:59Angie Sullivan:It would surprise me if he could lift a trophy. Yes, physically. The physical requirements of that would surprise me. But does it surprise me that he'll be trying to grandstand at some sporting event getting booed? No. I mean, yeah, I think he probably read correctly. Yeah. So I am Princess Diana of podcasting. That's from way back. I mean, you have to go all the way back in the podcast for that catalog. reference all right kylie hi i've got a couple uh spotify comments for you today this one is from abby and she says you guys get me so hyped up to change things in this country thank you see there abby is not a pussy abby's not a pussy she's not no nor is she not a pussy all right char says i'm a 23 year old lesbian living in north carolina and my parents no longer have a relationship with me after I came out.

9:56Angie Sullivan:You guys feel like my honorary moms and I listen to you guys every week. You guys never failed to make me feel better. That's so nice. That's one of my favorite. When people say that about us, that's what makes me the happiest about the whole podcast is feeling that we're reaching people. I'm so sorry for the rejection from your parents. That's so saddening. It's just absolutely so devastating that people reject their child for being who they gave birth to. It's just, it is such a, it's such a massive problem. It really, really makes me so incredibly sad for you, Char. Okay. And the last one I've got is from Riley and she says, I am begging and pleading for the story behind pumps shitting in a cup.

10:44Angie Sullivan:The end of this episode had me in tears, five stars.

10:51Oh God, do I have to retell it?

10:54Angie Sullivan:I'm afraid so. Okay. So I have a very, in fact, my girlfriend's from college just sent me an Instagram video of a woman like driving, clenching her ass cheek saying, oh my God, oh my God, I'm going to shit my pants because everyone knows that sometimes I just get the urge and I'm like, I don't know what's going to happen. I've got to go right now. So it was the summer. my oldest son Sam was not yet able to drive I think he was a freshman in high school and he was going to some practice during the summertime so I loaded up him driving him to school and I was on what we call Hefner Parkway which is like a five-lane highway so I mean it really is a real highway there's no place to pull over on it and I get the urge and I'm like it's happening it is happening right now.

11:46I cannot stop it. And so I'm like pulling over to the side of the road and I'm like, I am either going to have to get on the side of the road and take a dump or I always carry styrofoam cups of drinks. I did, I don't anymore, but I did. And, or I can dump this water out and shit in this cup in the sanctity of my car or my high, a freshman in high school son is in the backseat. So faced with two very, very, very bad decisions. I probably in retrospect took the worst one. I chose poorly, even in the bad situation. And so I poured out my water through my driver's side window and I hacked up my ass in my driver's seat and took a steaming shit in a white styrofoam cup and I was telling my son in the back, look away, don't look, don't look, turn around, look away, look away.

12:49And I suspect that I will spend many hours in therapy reliving that as he grows older, because that has got to be traumatic on so many different levels. So that that's the story. I'm not proud of it, but it is true. I, I, uh, I think that you're oldest because your, uh, bowel incontinence is so widely

13:18Angie Sullivan:known and understood in people that know you. The very first time you and I ever had a moment together, you pulled over to a tire store and ran in and you're like, I have diarrhea. I have diarrhea. We barely knew each other. And you pulled over and you ran into this store, like big tire, big old tires or something and just ripped it out and then came back in like, Oh my God, I feel so much better. And I was like, wow, that's really something. And so that's, I remember times when you would run over to my house uninvited unannounced yeah and my poor housekeeper burda who's been with me forever um you would just go and drop your pants and right in front of her if she were in my bathroom i would just open the door and go in yeah it's not pleasant it's not pleasant it's it's not something i'm proud of but it does it does happen speaking of things that aren't pleasant um i want to well first of all i want to say this i want to say that this is i've had a podcast for those of you that want political hits to know what's going on pause this podcast go to wherever you get your podcast or to youtube and subscribe to i i hip news is the name of it i have news on youtube it all comes on one channel but anyway this is the one where we talk about pumps shitting in a cup and more disturbing news big titty brian is back in the news what i did not yeah pop this up the new york post is reporting that christy gnomes cross-dressing hubby brian allegedly continued messaging dominatrix after bombshell report he says i've been a really bad boy

15:09so the dominatrix is bringing receipts to these claims pop this up former homeland security

15:18Angie Sullivan:secretary christy noem's cross-dressing husband brian or as we refer to him here on i've had it and i hip news big titty brian allegedly sent a pathetic sexually charged text message to a sex worker more than a month after his bizarre bimbofication fetish was exposed in a bombshell report. Shai Sotomayor, a dominatrix who allegedly had a secret years-long online tryst with Big Titty Brian, claimed the ex-DHS secretary's husband reached out to her as recently as last month during an appearance on the podcast Uncloseted with Spencer McNaughton. And he, Big Titty Brian writes, I've been a really bad boy on May 17th.

16:10And then now she's sharing how Christy Noem may have caught him in the act.

16:17Angie Sullivan:Let's pop this up. Sotomayor further alleged that during a phone conversation she had with Big Titty Brian in January, she heard Christy Noem confront her husband about whom he was speaking to. It was a normal conversation. And all I hear is, who are you talking to? Sotomayor recalled, suggesting that Christy had walked in on Big Titty Brian. And I was just like, that's a woman. Wow. Wow. So when was the big reveal? Was it like in March? Like all this came out in March and he's still going out? But here's the thing. Of course he likes a dominatrix. So the fact that he got in trouble for all of this is probably rather arousing for him.

17:03Angie Sullivan:So he is probably just dying to text him. Like I've been a really bad boy. You know, I want you to punish me because I'm still a trans bimbo slut remember and those are his words not mine which here's the thing like big titty brian i want big titty brian to be able to put on his big titties and and have the dominatrix browbeat him and do all the stuff that he wants to do i just think it's rather interesting that maga has not really addressed this no i want maga to address it i want maga to address address the Big Titty Brian debacle. I want to hear Jesse Waters, Tucker, and others go in painstaking detail about this for entertainment.

17:51Jesse Waters might get excited just to hear about it. Yeah, I want Kristi Noem, A, to move out of government housing. That's one. But B, I want to know the status of her relationship with Corey Lewandowski, what's going on with Big Titty. I I mean, there's some things I want to know. And I think as long as she's living on the government tit, we as citizens should get to find out.

18:14Angie Sullivan:I'd like to have her on I've Had It. Oh, my gosh. Would that be fabulous? Yeah. I'd like to go over several things with her, starting with Cricket, the dog she killed, the goat, Corey Lewandowski, all the Jesus shit that she, you know, sits there and acts like she's this big Christian. And then I want to get to Big Titty Brian. and like you know sharing on top right like i just i i just i don't care that he likes to put on big titties and wear women's clothes i don't i want if that's what he wants to do it's a free country you know i'm not going to shame you for that i'm not going to kink shame big titty brian but what i want to know is how she fits that into her her christianity like i want to know when she said where the families in prayer after big titty brian was busted out of the closet I want to know what are those prayers specifically?

19:09Angie Sullivan:What specifically do you ask God for in that situation? Fabulous question. And inquiry minds want to know that. I want the detailed breakdown of the prayer specifically. Do you pray that Big Titty Brian no longer likes Big Titties anymore? Do you pray that God give you the strength not to bang Corey Lewandowski anymore? Like what specifically are the prayers is what I'm more interested in with all of the MAGA Christians. I specifically want to know what their prayers are. Oh, that is just, I can't think of anything else except what good questions would be. What is in that prayer? What I just should have for that might be my favorite thing you've said in a long, long time.

19:54Angie Sullivan:I need to know what is it? What do you, when they're all gathered and it's all thoughts and prayers, like what's everybody praying about? Like, what is it? Let's get a list. Like Lindsey Graham. What does he pray about? You know? I think. Ted Cruz. What's Ted praying about? I want to know. That's a great question. Because he just. I want word for word sitch. Yeah. Don't you think it's just with Ted? It's just this generic. Jesus, just thank you for blessing me and blessing America. Jesus, please protect Heidi and the girls. And Jesus, thank you. God bless Texas. this Jesus just, and God bless Donald Trump.

20:32Angie Sullivan:It's just this bullshit, you know, with absolutely zero ownership and what a pussy he is. Yeah. Like I would appreciate Ted Cruz if it was like, Jesus, could you help me not be such a pussy anymore? Could you help me stand up for Heidi? Right. God, you made me. Why did you make me a pussy? Explain it to me. Like I can get into that. I'd be like, give me an amen. Give me a rattlesnake. You know?

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24:14Angie Sullivan:So Anne Hathaway is 43 years old. Donald Trump was 59 years old when Barron was born. Caroline Levitt's baby daddy is 60. Elon Musk, 53, when he had his most recent child in his litter. Usha Vance is pregnant at 40. She's pregnant at 40 right now. So per this MAGA influencer, women shouldn't be breeding at 40. And JD recently spoke about the complications that Usha is having. Play the clip. Now she just turned 40. And so like it gets a little bit harder, right the older that you get the harder it is on the body so here's the thing about these uh maga people they believe in nothing they believe in nothing of course they're freaking out about anne hathaway having a baby because anne hathaway isn't a maga nut so anytime they can criticize a woman that is independent that has a job that is showing that she can have a baby at 43 and doesn't have to fuck J.D.

25:27Angie Sullivan:Vance or Stephen Miller to do it or go into a put their egg in a Petri dish with Elon Musk to do it. They have to browbeat that. It's so horrific. The internalized misogyny that these MAGA women have, the slut shaming that they engage in with other women, the protection of the patriarchy and all of these structures grosses me out. But Twitter has been roasting this gal, this MAGA lady that's upset about her grandma, not getting to see her as an adult. What the stuff fucking weird. All right. Here's the first one. Somebody says, oh, that's such a lucky break for your own mom. Okay. And then somebody else comments, why people are low key dramatic as hell about their grandparents.

26:20Angie Sullivan:It's so true. And then somebody else responds, wow, you guys definitely don't give women a break. Gets pregnant as a teen equals slut, whore. Gets pregnant older equals she's wrong. Doesn't want to get pregnant equals slut. Uses birth control equals whore. Doesn't use it equals irresponsible. Get an abortion, you're a murderer. Puts up for adoption equals irresponsible. And that's just the damn truth. The through line through all of this is, is MAGA's critiques of women and most of them coming from the women in the movement, which is why when people say, um, women supporting women, I don't support these MAGA women at all.

27:06Angie Sullivan:Not, not one thing about anything that they promote, they promote for the dismantling of all progress that women have made. and I don't support them at all. And I know a lot of these women and I can tell those of you that live on the coast, if you met them, you wouldn't support them either. It's not hard not to support them. And here's the thing, isn't this the party that's going crazy over on Fox News about the low birth rate and how everybody needs to be having babies and why aren't that the teenage, like 15 to 19, it's down to 7%. Katie Miller's hysterical over teens, not having pregnant, I mean, not having babies.