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1:33So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, and everyone else can. Fuck off.

1:47Angie Sullivan:Okay, welcome to America's Top DEI podcast. Kylie is sitting in Jennifer's seat because Kylie is patient zero. Kylie was out sick last week and now she has spread her typhoid sickness to Jennifer and to Ryan. So thank you, Kylie, that I'm in Oklahoma City and not with you. So Kylie, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is overactive listeners. This is something that's been happening to me. okay so can we role play yeah okay so tell me a story okay so i was walking my dog and yes yeah took a giant dump right so i picked that dump up and chili took a giant up yeah so then i had only one back right so i had to go and go back and get a new one and keep doing so you're talking like the active the whole time you talk they're every little thing they react to I cannot stand it see I'm an active listener does see I drive you crazy you don't do it out loud like on this podcast you're not just the whole time Jennifer's telling a story interjecting little yeah right sometimes I am sometimes I'm an interrupter I try not to be but it's bad I'm an interrupter it's hard.

3:12Angie Sullivan:So is there a fine line between interrupter and active listener? Yes. I think that's a big difference. Like I think just learn to nod if you just really want to let them know you're listening, but like, I do not need that active of a listener. It's distracting to me. You know what I, what I do sometimes though, and this is really bad. I will nod and I'm constantly giving off like an affirmation. I'm with you. And in my head, I have no fucking idea what they're talking about. I'm like doing something else, thinking about something else. Like they could be bringing me in on a conspiracy of some criminal enterprise.

3:51Angie Sullivan:And I would not know it because I am blessed with such an ability to not even know what's happening around me. You know, I've had my new car for two years and one of our listeners, Joe Estrada, he set me up with it. Right. So about two weeks ago, I realized I had a sunroof. So I've had this car for two years and I never knew I had a sunroof. So I texted him and I was like, Oh my gosh, I just realized I have a sunroof. And he was like, how the fuck did you miss that? And I'm like, I have such a great ability to ignore everything that's going on around me and sit in my own head. You do. Honestly, on this podcast, sometimes I'm thinking about what I'm going to say next.

4:38And so I won't be listening to you guys at all on accident. And then I'll hear my name. Kylie, what do you think about that? I'm like, I agree. We have no clue what anyone's saying.

4:50Angie Sullivan:I'm the worst about that. Okay, here's something that happened. And we were, Jennifer and I were getting interviewed by some like Washington Post, like a real magazine, like a real newspaper. I mean, Washington Post, you could debate, but it was a real interview. And it had gone on for like an hour. And then she, exactly what you said happened. I'm thinking like, oh my gosh, what do I have to do next? Do I have to bait the dogs tonight? Like I'm just going over something else. and she asked me the question and I just had to look at her and say, I am so sorry. My mind wandered. Can you repeat the question?

5:28Angie Sullivan:And I'm sure she was like, you're the biggest fucking dumb ass. But I mean, I just like my attention span and I'm not even a Gen X or what am I? I'm a Gen Xer. Boomer. Right. Not a boomer. Fucking A. What's older than boomer? Oh my God. Speaking of that list. Oh my God. Okay. So I have to get up super, super, super early to walk my dogs in the morning on the weekend. So, I mean, I'm like five o 'clock, I'm walking through my neighborhood. So I walked everybody. Then I dropped them off and I thought, you know, I'm craving an IHOP pancake. So you like, huh? You like IHOP like a lot of IHOP because I like the pancakes, like with the butter, like I want extra butter, no syrup.

6:14Angie Sullivan:So I go into IHOP, I order my pancakes, everything's hunky-dory. I'm like, and I'm in and out in 20 minutes. Like this is the fastest meal of my life, which is an A plus plus. I get my check and it was$6 because she gave me the senior discount and did not tell me the senior. I was just like, Oh, no. Are you fucking kidding me? I didn't ask for the senior discount. As much Botox as I have, I was really kind of halfway pissed off at my injector girl that this woman just automatically gave me the senior discount at IHOP, which is the old people capital of the world. What is this? Is it 65? No, I think it was 60 at IHOP, but I got the senior discount.

7:07Angie Sullivan:And I just want everybody to know, I don't get it at the movie unless I ask for it, which I do not ask because I would rather pay the two extra dollars. I did you pay more than six dollars I would just pay out of like principal extra no I but I did I mean this is mixed messages but since my meal was only six dollars I gave her a six dollar tip so she's probably thinking oh my gosh great she was so happy I gave her the senior discount which really I'm not happy about but I actually did get a six dollar senior menu at IHOP without asking so That tells you how fucking great I looked after I took the dogs.

7:45Angie Sullivan:And it's like 630 in the morning and I'm rolling out on a Saturday. Yeah, but I was just really, I guess in your mind, you always look better than what you actually look. Because for years, I mean, still to this day, I do not have an attorney pass into the courthouse. I stand in line with the criminals because I feel like I'm younger and cuter than what I reflect in pictures. So I refuse to do that. You are so young and cute though. So young and cute. Okay, let me tell you what I've had it with. Speaking of old people things. Okay. Okay, we've talked about prank calls. Everybody knows everybody hates prank call.

8:23Angie Sullivan:Got it. In the last six months, I have gotten three, count them, three phone calls from a cruise line. And they get hostile. You haven't taken advantage of your ship. Our ship's going to leave without you if you don't do. And I'm just like, bitch, I've never been on a cruise. Why do you have my number? And they're very threatening. Like the one I got like two days ago, I felt like it was almost a threat. Like you're not coming on our cruise. Like they're aggressive. And I'm just like, is this why old people end up on so many cruises? Is because they feel threatened? They get bullied. I was going to say, I feel like there's a through line between these two stories you just told.

9:07I feel like you're on maybe an AARP call list.

9:11Angie Sullivan:I am because listeners signed me up for it, Kylie. I know for that point. I think that's where this group is. I did AARP magazine. Thank you very much. I think that's how they got your number. Yeah, but I'm just like, who would go on a cruise after they threatened you on your cell phone? Like, it's all the bad things I hate. And no number on my phone. Voicemail. Threatening voicemail. and cruises. I've seen the poop cruise on Netflix. I've seen how bad a cruise can go. And I'm out. I'm never go on one. Never. I did. I will say this. I did go when I was like 25. I went with my grandmother because she was like 90 and she couldn't.

9:54Angie Sullivan:And we did Alaska and it was a, it was really nice. And I would just go do all the excursions and she sat down the ship. So that was nice to go with her because I think you get a certain age, you really can't travel, travel. You know, there are people, we might have covered this on the show, but there are like retirees now that instead of going to an old people's home, they're on a permanent cruise. They live on the ship. I can't imagine anything worse. Especially after like that poop coming down the walls. It's euthanasia, basically. It is euthanasia. Okay. Ryan. Yeah, we've got Ryan here. Hello.

10:33Angie Sullivan:Ryan, what have you had it with? other than Kylie getting you sick? Well, yes, I've definitely had it with that. I will say I've been sitting over here really shaking because for the first few minutes of this recording, I was going over the news stories. And then I realized that there was some kind of habit about active listening. And I thought that I was going to be called out and you guys were going to ask me my opinion about it and i was gonna have no fucking clue what to say um i have had it with moving i moved this past weekend and i truly would not wish it on my worst enemy maybe maga but that's literally it um so i moved in i'm moving in with my boyfriend for the first time which is exciting um but i have a really negative attitude about moving every time i moved in the past five years especially in new york city has been the worst day of the year every time and you know i decluttered i threw away you know half of my stuff because we're moving into a smaller apartment we're downsizing uh one bedroom and had all my things packed ready to go we pack up all my stuff first and then we get to his apartment and i will just say this in case he's listening i love you but he did not he like barely packed for the move he did not prepare at all um i get there i his bedroom looks basically the same as it usually does and you know his family very graciously we didn't hire movers his fee is a very large family and they are helping us to move and i just want to fucking lose it but i know that mom i i can't i i know that i need to keep my shit together um we got through the move and then as soon as we finished you know unloading everything, not everything's put away.

12:41Both of us look at each other and we're like, I feel a tickle in my throat. And now we're both sick because of Kylie.

12:48Angie Sullivan:Fucking Kylie. Okay. Number one, I completely agree. Moving is akin to torture. I mean, I would rather be hung up and waterboarded for 15 minutes than move. It is horrible. It, it really tests the relationship. Thankfully, all of our stuff is unpacked now. And, you know, it's very exciting. But, yeah, like I said, I really wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. No, it's the worst. Okay, Ryan, here's something that you and I have alike. I'm going to ask you a question. Then we're going to go to Kylie. I know exactly what you're about to ask. Since it's kind of the newlywed game, since Ryan is the latest to the party.

13:35Angie Sullivan:Okay, so Ryan. Yes. When you go on a trip and you come back, how soon after you get to your apartment do you unpack your suitcase? Oh, I wait. It'll wait. The luggage will wait in the suitcase. Like everything will wait in the suitcase for days. I'm so disappointed. For days, actually. Days? Yeah. Yeah. I know. It's not good. I don't know. It's unbelievable. It is unbelievable. And I know that that's a flaw of mine. um i'm working on it but i'm not working on it yeah to be honest i'm not working on it either the first year of the podcast we traveled a ton and kylie would not unpack her suitcase in between travels yeah so like three weeks i was like half still packed by the next tour okay and then okay but kylie when you moved to new york and i'm not saying what anna did because I know Ana would get everything done.

14:38Angie Sullivan:But if you were by yourself and you moved to New York, how long would it take you to unpack your boxes? I was sitting here thinking, we might still have like a box or two unpacked while you were talking. And we'd been here literally seven, six or seven months. Here's the thing. One thing I'm good at is knowing my weaknesses. So Ryan, I hired movers. I did white glove. I didn't have to do a thing because I wouldn't have done it correctly or at all. So I just, I know when to pay people to do the things I'm bad at. I will correct my statement. I said days. It's probably more like weeks. No, I like really organized.

15:17Like I'm very organized out of the suitcase and I just live out of it for about a week. Here's the thing. Like if I open the suitcase, I have to admit that I then have to like put everything away. And if I keep it closed, then it's almost as if it never happened. and it's not there and I don't have to deal with it.

15:34Angie Sullivan:So Ryan, you've got dirty underwear sitting in a closed suitcase for two weeks. Is that what you're telling me? On air? Yeah, when you put it that way. On air, so everybody knows you have nasty underwear. When I travel, this is, and especially when I have little kids, when I travel, when I land from the airport, I get every single bit of my laundry done and put away before I go to bed. And if I get in at 3 a.m., I get the kids down. I could not go to sleep. Now, granted, that was control issue city when I was married to a sociopath. But it just, I cannot, even now, like this weekend, I'm going to go out of town and everything when I get back will be in the laundry, folded the whole nine before I go to bed that night.

16:20Angie Sullivan:It grates on my nerves to have shit out of place. That's kind of the reason why having my kids at home from college, not everything's in its place all the time. I think I have serious OCD tendencies, not terrible, but I just like, just like a little order in my life. That makes sense from how your marriage went. I think maybe you crave a little bit of order. Let me tell you this, Kylie, when I was married and had three kids, I would sweep and mop my floor two or three times a day. That's how big my control issues were. Yeah. You couldn't control the things you needed to control. I couldn't control what's going on in my life.

17:02Angie Sullivan:You had to control the floor. Okay. We've got some news stories today. Okay. Delish. And they're good ones, if I may say so. The first one is Influencer96, so around Pump's age, says retirement home threatened to kick her out for partying. Quote, I pay$12 ,000 a month. You can't stop me. okay it's this says a tiktok influencer grandma droniak has more than 15 million followers on tiktok her recent posts include get ready with me videos for funerals and ranking the people she has outlived that is so badass that this 96 year old woman has 15 million followers on tiktok do we have a video of her we do but we gotta get through one more excerpt first so this is more from the article.

17:58It says, in the letter and, quote, formal warning, an employee from the retirement home wrote to Droniak, we are reaching out because there have been many noise complaints about your room. Parties are not allowed and you cannot serve alcohol to other residents. This is a safety concern. While we encourage residents to socialize and enjoy community activities, we cannot have wild parties. It is shown on security footage that people were leaving your room at 1 a.m. last Tuesday. And it goes on to say, continued incidents of this nature may result in restrictions on visitors and common area privileges and could lead to further review of your residency status within the community.

18:36We kindly ask for your cooperation in ensuring future gatherings remain respectful of community rules and quiet hours. No parties, please. I actually um so back in the day before this podcast I used to DJ and in college my favorite DJ gig I ever did was at a retirement home in Stowater Oklahoma and they had their spring formals and like their winter solstice dance and so I got to see some shit these people were sneaking in like little bottles of vodka that they would learn how to hide or their granddaughter would bring them in they're getting hammered they would come up and all these old men would come flirt with me i mean it was like the time of my life these people get wild okay i have so many

19:22Angie Sullivan:questions about this okay so this woman is she are the only people at her parties like residents or are they people coming out from the community coming in i would imagine it's residents i think the residents yeah okay in 96 like staying up to 1 a.m that is like fucking goals right there i mean i can't stay up past nine i mean if i'm up past 9 p.m it something has gone horribly wrong with my life like i cannot believe she's saying here's the deal i just remember hearing this and i was shocked and i've heard it a million times since then there are more stds yeah in a nursing home than in a college campus, which given that I went to college and I know a lot about STDs from that experience.

20:11Angie Sullivan:I mean, soup to nuts STDs. Tell us more. Yeah. How much? I cannot. Okay. This is a funny story. This is a super funny story. Okay. So there's a health clinic. It's called Goddard at OE. So if you go in, it allegedly is private, but they put it on your bill. So that sucks because then a parent's like why are you getting tetra cycling you know i mean do that i know but okay so this is when i was in college so hippa wasn't that great yet okay so have a girlfriend she she comes in she's like i've got the clam i've got the clam and i was like what is that she's like chlamydia and i was like oh god it was right before christmas break OK, so she's dating this guy.

20:57Angie Sullivan:They're not boyfriend, girlfriend, but they're dating. So she goes back home. She was from California. She goes back home to California. Oh, and they give you some important part of the story. So they give you antibiotics for yourself and partner. So the prescription bottle, I'll use my name, Angie Sullivan, Angie Sullivan partner on the prescription. OK, so this is important. So she goes back home for Christmas break. Now her dad's a doctor. So this is a real fate twist. So he's in her room welcoming her back. She has her antibiotics sitting there. It gets knocked off on the floor. He picks it up and it's the partner medicine.

21:42Angie Sullivan:So immediately announcing that she has an STD. So her dad goes, I guess whatever the prescription was, it was like, obviously for chlamydia and he's like oh so you have chlamydia oh my god can you imagine anything worse that might be my worst nightmare i'm interested in the fact that they give you one for you and for your partner because i i guess just using logic of course but i would imagine that you just having you know monogamous sex with your partner you wouldn't acquire an scd so there would have to be some kind of third party involved like do you understand the line of logic i'm following so then there would have to be really is no such thing as monogamy in my experience it's kind of just to a sex fest or apparently in these nursing homes.

22:45Angie Sullivan:96-year-old. So are you not allowed to have booze in a nursing home, I guess? No, you have to sneak it in, I think. I think I would guess they maybe have like a red wine or something, but they're sneaking in bottles. I actually have a video from Grandma Droniac. She's responding to the letter on TikTok. And you cannot serve alcohol to other residents. I just want to pause in for the listener. I just want to point out that grandma is wearing a T-shirt with an arrow pointing up at her face. And on her boobs, it says eyes up here. That serves as a formal warning. I can do what I want. I pay$12 ,000 a month to live here.

23:33Angie Sullivan:I can party if I want to. My girlfriends are coming over tonight. we're gonna drink and gossip it's not a party but we do get rowdy i can't help it i love to party you can't stop me they are here

23:57i'm obsessed with her i'm obsessed with her i've never seen her she's about to get 15.1

24:02Angie Sullivan:million followers 15 million followers her get ready with me was kind of cute with her pic and oh she's doing the gouache she's like all up in on it what's the gouache is that the like the lymphatic drainage thing that tiktok influencers have made up in my opinion there's there's one more thing about this that i want to read um a rep for grandma droniak so she has representation she's got a manager and an agent manager yeah said in a statement to people magazine that this quote actually happened and that the matter has since quote been resolved with her nursing home the home is allowing her to still have people in her room until late she just can't supply alcoholic drinks for the rep i mean she's 96 years old let her do what she wants yeah like she's made it this long and she's doing to get ready with me yeah she's got game at 96 she has more game at 96 than i have at 56 yeah i mean her mind's still with it she i think that sucks i think these people do pay a lot to be in retirement homes yeah they do living out the rest of their lives these places can be really fucking boring i don't think that there should be that many rules in my opinion these are grown-ass people past i mean they are fucking grown-ass people i just wonder if it's just sexcapades if they're pulling trains and doing all that they are pulling trains she made she also made a few videos about hooking up with your ex after you break up with them and it shows her like in a car in a car seat uh you know looking all sort of disheveled post hookup she she's a bad 96 year old grandma was in a car banging it off i can love that for her can you imagine if you go up to a car as a policeman and it's two 90 year olds banging it out just leave them alone absolutely let them have it yeah just keep walking i got busted having sex in a car one time and it was horrifying huh no they were just like move on and i was like great but i mean you've never seen my ass move so fast from hop on, I mean, hop off to ask in the passenger seat faster.

26:23Angie Sullivan:I mean, it was like the speed of light because it was so humiliating. Pumps, I always, I love learning new stuff about you just every episode. Yeah. I mean, so many things. I did have jello shots off my boobs in New Orleans once. You knew that. You know what? I, in New Orleans, I, they'll put a tube between their breasts with a jello shot in it and they'll come up to you and they were like we were there and they force you to take it and you're like haha okay fun and then they put their hand out and they're like okay 12 dollars oh yeah no i got we were getting grifted by boob jello shots this was back when the sag and dragons were i mean they were rocks they were ready to party they were i I mean, it was like, I will pay you to see those beauties.

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