In short
The hosts rant about Apple “updates” and confusing weather/charging behavior, then pivot to political-sexual hypocrisy in MAGA/Christian culture, including a new Christian mobile network that blocks LGBTQ+ content by default. They also discuss a wrongful-termination story about a zoo curator fired for comparing a buffalo to Donald Trump, plus listener voicemails about gadgets, intrusive questions about gay kids, and “appreciation week” culture.
Guests
No named guests appear in the transcript (the show is presented as the hosts: Jennifer, Angie, Kylie, and “Pumps”). A prior episode is referenced (“Peppermint was your guest”), but Peppermint is not present here.
Key claims
Apple changes break syncing and mislead with precipitation odds; MAGA Christians are “sex-obsessed” and hypocritical; blocking LGBTQ+ content is a tell of Grindr/sexual repression; religious people are often the most harmful.
Notable examples
Radiant Mobile blocking LGBTQ+ content; buffalo exhibit sign “Donald Trump”; zoo curator fired; voicemails about gay kids and “Teacher Appreciation Week”/“Nuclear Family Month.”
Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.
Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOGrievances with Apple Devices
1:18 to 3:14
Discussion about frustrations with Apple weather app and charges.
“had it with is twofold, both to do with Apple.”
More Apple Frustrations
3:14 to 7:12
Continued grievances about Apple Watch functionality and updates.
“It's so weird that you say all this because my grievance today is also Apple related.”
Misunderstanding Weather Forecasts
7:12 to 10:47
A conversation about how weather forecasts are interpreted.
“to a new level that now, and here's the deal.”
Listener Reviews and Reflections
10:47 to 12:59
Hosts share listener feedback and discuss their podcast's reception.
“Kylie, it looks like you have three reviews per my notes here.”
News Story on Zoo Curator Firing
12:59 to 14:01
Discussion about a curator fired for comparing a buffalo to Trump.
“We were especially hateful despite pumps being in denial about our being hateful.”
The Buffalo Controversy
14:01 to 15:19
Discussion about the viral buffalo resembling Donald Trump and the reactions from the public.
“The sign has since been removed and the zoo curator was fired on Saturday, though officials have not said why.”
Critique of Christian Communities
15:20 to 16:48
Exploration of the defensive nature of certain Christian groups and their fragility.
“And then now they've all sued and turns out, you know, wrongful termination, all this bullshit.”
The Conversation on Faith
16:49 to 18:37
Personal anecdotes about discussing faith and beliefs, including pushback and introspection.
“I mean, it was a lot of eye rolling dismissiveness.”
Questioning Divine Favor
18:38 to 19:31
Debate around the concept of divine protection and favoritism in religious beliefs.
“Why do you think God protected you and your kids and didn't protect like the kids in the Holocaust, for example, or the kids that were abused and raped by Catholic priests?”
Questioning Divine Favor
19:32 to 20:30
Debate around the concept of divine protection and favoritism in religious beliefs.
“You just need support that's built for your body.”
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Questioning Divine Favor
20:57 to 22:17
Debate around the concept of divine protection and favoritism in religious beliefs.
“Father's Day is upon us and I have a great gift that you all can get the men in your lives.”
Christian Cell Service and LGBTQ+ Content
22:27 to 24:15
Discussion about a new Christian cell phone service that blocks LGBTQ+ content.
“Give dad a gift that helps him feel confident, refreshed, and ready to take on his day.”
MAGA Men and Sexuality
24:16 to 26:17
Analysis of the sexual issues faced by MAGA individuals and their cultural implications.
“I don't need to block with my attractive dog as my screensaver.”
Listener Voicemail Introduction
26:18 to 26:42
Introduction to listener voicemails and their relevance to the previous discussion.
“It's always the same people, the ones talking about it the most.”
Frustrations with Cooking Gadgets
26:43 to 28:02
Listener discusses frustration with useless cooking gadgets promoted on social media.
“First of all, love you, Jen and Pumps and Kylie and all the other gay triots and patriots.”
Confessions of a Shopping Addict
28:02 to 28:56
Explore the humorous consequences of impulsive online shopping while sleepy.
“And it's like great ASMR and it makes these great sounds and it looks so neat and organized.”
Navigating Questions About Gay Kids
28:56 to 30:18
Discussion about uncomfortable questions parents face regarding their LGBTQ+ children.
“I have had it with people asking me stupid questions about my gay kids.”
Understanding Crossdressing Culture
30:18 to 33:18
A deep dive into societal perceptions and personal experiences with cross-dressing.
“I agree with her that oftentimes when you tell people about something, bring up something that's gay or somebody that's gay, if the person's brain immediately goes to sex, that's really interesting.”
Exploring Gender Expression in Politics
33:18 to 34:19
Analyzing how political affiliations influence gender expression and acceptance.
“I don't think there's anything wrong with any of it.”
The Dynamics of Pegging in Relationships
34:19 to 37:41
Personal anecdotes discussing the role of pegging in various relationships and divorce cases.
“freaks them out, but always the people I'm thinking of, I'm 99.9 % sure were Republicans.”
The Facade of Religious Morality
37:41 to 41:37
Critique of the hypocrisy often found within deeply religious circles regarding sexuality.
“So I, Like in terms of marriage, like most fucked up, crazy, salacious details for marriage.”
Furniture Shopping Antics
42:42 to 43:45
Light-hearted commentary on ordering new furniture and the joys of home decor.
“They have quality furniture and they do not compromise on that.”
Catching Print: A Unique Perspective
43:54 to 45:48
Explore humorous discussions about male anatomy and societal perceptions.
“That's article.com slash had it for$50 off your first purchase of$100 or more.”
Teacher Appreciation: A Double-Edged Sword
45:49 to 49:27
Discussing the mixed feelings surrounding teacher appreciation weeks.
“I, I, I really believe this to be true because I think that your hypothesis for quite some time now that at the epicenter of MAGA men is, um, penile issues, whether that be in size or in energy.”
Critique of Modern Appreciation Practices
49:28 to 51:47
Examining the dilution of appreciation in society through various observances.
“And I remember when we were little, like my mom may like take cookies or something.”
Emotional Stunting in Society
51:48 to 54:05
A candid look at the emotional maturity of certain societal groups and their behaviors.
“But instead, it's all this, by God's design and God this.”
Transcript
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1:03Jennifer:so are we supposed to start the podcast ready one two three patriots gay triots they triots black triots brown triots and anybody we may have left off we loved you and all of the triple trumpers all of you can do what pumps all right pumps what have you had it with okay what i've had it with is twofold, both to do with Apple. Number one, my weather app with Apple, I look on it to see, do I need to wear, like, is it long sleeve, short sleeve, rain, no rain. Well, now it's saying your chance of precipitation, like this morning was 35%. So I went in to the hourly, like what time will that be? And the highest chance of rain was 5 % one time.
1:53So then I started going, cause I've noticed this before. I'm like, are we at, how are we coming up with 5 %? Number one, why are you even telling me 95 % chance it's not going to rain anyway? So then it's 35%. So I go through that says, well, your daily might be higher than your hourly. So I go through the next 10 days because I am a fucking net and there is, it'll be like 80 % chance of rain, 70 % chance of rain. You break it down on the hourly, the highest chance of rain is 30%. So I'm confused why Apple is doing that. Okay. That's my number one. Number two, I've had it with my phone just randomly will text me and say, you have an Apple charge to my credit card, like$13,$25.
2:38So I'm telling this, my girlfriend about it. She's like, Oh my gosh, that same thing was happening to me. I called my bank and said, deny charges from Apple. I got an email from Apple that said, if you cancel the charges, you will be permanently banned from Apple and you can never buy anything ever again from Apple. So I'm like, what do I do? Do I cancel this and try to figure out what they're doing? Or do I have to go through every bank statement and isolate and then find somebody with Apple to tell me what these charges are for? I think it's a fucking racket. I think it's Tim Scott. I think it's MAGA.
3:14Had it. Tim Scott? Tim Scott. Tim Cook.
3:20Jennifer:Yeah. Right. It's hard to get. Yeah, I know. It's so weird that you say all this because my grievance today is also Apple related. We did not know people. So the only reason that I, well, two reasons that I have the Apple watch. at number one is so that when I misplace my phone, I can ping it and find it. And the second reason is I don't feel like my workouts matter or even took place unless I document them on my watch. Agree. So I noticed over the course of the last like 10 days, I was pinging my phone from my watch and I couldn't, it wasn't pinging. And I was like, well, that's weird. And then I was getting phone calls, but my watch wasn't vibrating.
4:04Jennifer:And I was like, that's weird. So I'm slow on the uptake. So it took me a couple of days to figure out that they were not in sync any longer. So it's like, okay, your watch needs a software update. So I'm like, okay, so I update the watch. I've had it with Apple calling these things updates when they're down dates. Nothing about them is up. Nothing about them is better. So like I said, I use the watch for two things, pinging the phone, recording the exercise. So after I do this update, figure out how to do all that, I go to my watch, to my workouts. They all used to come in order of frequency, outdoor walk, tennis, fitness training, and pickleball, right?
4:53Jennifer:Those are the things that I do or hit, high intensity, whatever. Well, all that's is gone. That's completely gone. So I'm scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling through all of these things on my little watch as I'm racing to the gym. Like, okay, I've got to document this. I can't find the appropriate thing. So then I finally find it. I start it. And then my whole phone is the whole time I'm working out. It's the whole screen is converted to this. And I didn't sign up for that. Like the only reason I did the update was because you unsynced. I think they do this shit on purpose. They unsynced it.
5:28Jennifer:100%. And every time I do one of these updates, it's the photo album has never been, it hasn't been good in a year and a half. I kind of miss the button. Remember the buttons on the phone? And I just, I think that you have a bunch of people that sit around in a table and they have nothing to fucking do. And so they come up with shit that they can do. Look what I figured out. We're going to do this. And they make everything more difficult and they make it not as much fun. But then we're also addicted to these devices. And then I'm like you. After I go through all of this, just despair about all of these things that I've become so reliant upon, then I get really mad.
6:10Jennifer:It goes like this. I hate Tim Cook. Yeah. I hate Donald Trump. And I just start going down the line. I hate Jared. I hate Ivanka. I hate Dom. I hate dumber. Let's fucking throw Tiffany and Barron in there just for spite. Don't even get me started on that two-bit hooker Melania who's been lying telling everybody she met Donald at some horse race or some bullshit when she was some hooker that Jeffrey Epstein passed on allegedly, you know. And so it's just I go down the same rabbit hole because everybody who makes our life miserable is directly connected to Trump. That's the thing. I feel like this would not be happening.
6:56None of these issues I would have with the weather app. The rain predictions would be better. It would be better. It would say, you have a 5 % chance of rain today. I'd look at the hourly, it'd say five o 'clock, you have 5 % chance of rain. That's what it would be. Now we're gaslighting. We've taken gaslighting to a new level that now, and here's the deal. I have considered very strongly, even though I have just an absolute hate of Androids because the green text and all the things, the group texting. And I thought, I'm just going to fucking, if I got rid of my iPhone, then I thought, well, I'll get rid of my Apple watch.
7:32But I'm like you, like if I work out, like my phone died once during workout and I thought, fuck it, I might as well just go home. So I was going to get one of those are ring things that you do. And I thought, well, that would work. You can't find your iPhone. That's the thing. That's the two iPhone finder.
7:50Jennifer:It's a two thing. Record the exercise. Otherwise the exercise does not take place and ping the iPhone. I'm like you. One time I went to tennis to train with Jeff. I rolled up to tennis and I realized I forgot my watch. I played like shit. All I would think about the whole time is how am I going to know how many calories I burned? how I'm going to know what my heart rate is. And here's the thing. 10 years ago, nobody gave a fuck about any of that shit. This is capitalism on steroids, making us think we have to have all of these monitors monitoring and all this shit. And here's the thing. I would be less critical of some of these updates.
8:31Jennifer:If Tim Cook was not making up stupid, ugly ass trophies and marching into the White House, giving them to Donald Trump. I just, it makes me hate all of the products that these people produce. I think they suck. I, I, I really, really hate these people. Hate them. I was, unlike you, I was so pissed about my weather thing just continuing to happen. I thought, I hate that motherfucker that marched into the Oval Office and gave a trophy to that fat orange fuck for nothing. And why? And then I always go back to why would you do that? You have, you own, you're running Apple for fuck's sake. Why would you cow down to him?
9:20Like I don't get it. But anyway.
9:24Jennifer:You know what somebody told me once? This gal told me she, I was in a dressing room. She was the person helping me with the clothes. I was in Paris and Josh and I were heading to Roland Garros to the French Open the following day. And she, and I looked at the Apple weather and it was like Paris, 35 % chance of rain. So I told the gal, I said, Oh, there's a 35 % chance of rain tomorrow. So I think that's totally fine. She goes, that's not what that means. And I said, well, what does it mean? And she said, what it means is that 35 % of the city is going to get hit with rain. Oh. And I was like, I don't think it means that.
10:10Jennifer:It's just like, no, it does. I just found it out. And it's 100 % true. And it's like, if you were telling me that, I'd be like, bitch, shut the fuck up. That's not what that is. But I don't know this girl, right? She's helping me. I'm in a foreign country. I don't want to be an obnoxious American, right? And so I'm like, really? I had no idea. And she's like, no, Yeah. So basically tomorrow it will rain a hundred percent. It will rain, but just only 35 % of Paris is going to get rain. And I had to go along with it. It's like, okay, what would you do in that situation? You just go along with it?
10:43Jennifer:Yeah. I just feel like whatever. Sure. Yeah. Maybe it is. All right. Welcome to, um, I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Kylie, it looks like you have three reviews per my notes here. I do have three reviews and I also have two things I want to say about your habits. Pumps, the Oura Ring. It's a Palantir Peter Thiel deal. So that's - Oh, I had no idea. Another thing, and I don't condone you getting Android, but you can now have blue texts. They fix that. Or you can like - Something that I have on my purse and find my Android. I'm sure. They have like Android watches, but I don't think you should get one.
11:21I think it's stupid. Think about that. I've got three reviews. I'm going to start with a good one. Five stars titled creamy tomato soup for the soul. And Jackie says, I just started listening to this podcast. I think it's beginning to heal my soul. You've got balls to spare.
11:38Jennifer:I like it. Thank you, Jackie. I like balls to spare. Do you guys remember when all the rage was like a mother's soup for the soul, all those soup for the soul books? I was in somebody's house the other day they still had one in their bathroom i was just like fuck this i had a christian one it was like christian chicken soup for the soul oh really i don't know what yeah it was all christian i don't even remember what it was like self-help almost for kids they had them for kids at them for adults they had like weird you know moms that work moms that have blonde hair i mean it got very nuanced okay um i'm done with the good reviews this one is one star it's titled vomit emoji vomit emoji and it's written by trump 2028 flag flag flag and they say this is nothing but a disgusting hateful and pathetic ego stalking for two narcissistic self-righteous divas in a midlife crisis i can't really disagree with much of that okay the last one is titled one star with the one star emoji it is a one star review and then the review itself is a one star emoji so That's three total.
12:48Jennifer:It is three stars. Which is always kind of where I felt that it was. I don't think we're as shitty as a one star. Some episodes are five stars. I mean, we finished. I'm like, that was great. We were hilarious. We were especially hateful despite pumps being in denial about our being hateful. But that's pretty good review. Okay. I have some news stories I want to share. We want to highlight a very important case of wrongful termination. Let's pop this up. Daily Beast is reporting, zoo curator fired after comparing a 1 ,500 pound animal to Trump. Let's pop up the side by side. So on the left, we have Kangol's McTaco tits.
13:35Jennifer:And on the right, we have this cow or this bull, buffalo. It's a buffalo. I think they look a lot it like, especially the hair. The zoo provided little details on the firing of the curator. Let's pop this up. The Buffaloes exhibit initially featured a sign reading, Donald Trump, local media reported according to the AP. The sign has since been removed and the zoo curator was fired on Saturday, though officials have not said why. There is a resemblance to Donald Trump in its eyes, hairstyle, and skin color. Mohammed Nassim, a student in Dhaka, told the AP, and just as Donald Trump has a distinctive personality and lifestyle, this buffalo, after going viral, is now living a similar kind of life, enjoying a lot of attention and special treatment.
14:39I'm surprised. I mean, honestly, I think that's pretty clever. I mean, I don't know anything about the zoo, but it sounds to me like it's just thin skin. Like who cares what you name a buffalo? And they didn't say they weighed the same. So I thought that would have been what got him fired, but he, he refrained. Although that was the easiest joke to make. Two fat asses, two buffalo asses. Yeah.
15:06Jennifer:And, you know, like these are the people that he got Stephen Colbert fired and then posted, you know, so this and these are think about this movement, all of the people that got fired after Charlie Kirk died, who rightfully pointed out that Charlie Kirk is a total bigot. And then now they've all sued and turns out, you know, wrongful termination, all this bullshit. But it's just like they cannot stomach a mirror being put up to them at all. That's why if you're critical of like megachurches or the sect of Christianity that magathumps and Bible thumps, they're the first to go, oh my God. You know, I can totally see that.
15:52Jennifer:I can see how that church is kind of like that. Everything that they believe in is built on a house of cards. It's so fragile. It's constructed in such a fragile manner that you just completely just nudge at the foundation of it and it all comes tumbling down or they completely snowflake out like this. I agree. And you know, when we were friends in the beginning where I was in the megachurch, indoctrinated all that. I remember when you would say things, it would make me think. I mean, I would think about it and it took a long time, but when you just immediately dismiss it and run away from it, even if you, I mean, you have to think about it, I would think.
16:32And that is why they're so defensive. Like they're seeing like, that makes some sense. Or do you think I'm giving way too much credit?
16:39Jennifer:You were pretty defensive and you rolled your eyes and have to have to make quite a bit, but I continued to invite me to Bible study. Yeah. But you would have never, you would have never confessed that to me. I mean, it was a lot of eye rolling dismissiveness. Um, very much so. People internalize that it's not just one. I mean, I think you have to stay at it. It's like a thousand little paper, but you have to keep going at it. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I think that's when people first, when they hear stuff like that, you would always go, oh my God, of course, you know, it was always just like, you just couldn't believe that it was like the whole religion and everything was so crafted and curated and perfectly constructed that when somebody said, no, I don't believe that.
17:25Jennifer:I think that's insane. Well, it was just, you were the first person I ever knew that didn't know, but seriously, but when you think about it, when everything is curated for you, you're the chosen one, you're special, you're entitled, you get everything. But I just, I believe you have to keep saying it over and over and over. Because I do think people have that you, even if the wheels start, they do start to turn slowly, but they do turn. Yeah. But I want to put some context here. The reason that they, I didn't, I was never trying to convert Angie. Angie was always trying to convert me and would bring up things like, well, this was a God thing or that.
18:09Jennifer:And so it was always brought up to my face and to which I would respond with something like, well, why does God care about this? But doesn't care about that. And so it was just, it was, it was always her, like the, her trying to convert me and her process of trying to convert me, it deconstructed her. Right. Yeah. You never, you never to be very clear you were never like oh my god i'm an atheist it's so cool being atheist it's the way to go it was never like that with quite the contrary but i do remember like when you said well why are you so special that you that god gets to do this for you and not everybody else it was like what she looked at me i'll never forget it she was like she goes you know god just protected me and my children from da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
18:59Jennifer:I go, well, how lucky for you. Why do you think God protected you and your kids and didn't protect like the kids in the Holocaust, for example, or the kids that were abused and raped by Catholic priests? And she snapped up and she's like, well, I think God just likes me more. And I was like, oh, okay. That makes perfect sense.
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22:36Jennifer:Okay, speaking of crazy Christians, the wives of MAGA men have figured out a way to keep Grindr off their husband's phones. Let's pop this up. LGBTQ Nation headline on Christian cell phone service. New Christian cell phone service will block all LGBTQ plus web content by default. And they say yesterday marked the launch of Radiant Mobile, a Christian cell phone network that automatically blocks all pornographic, satanic, and cult content. The service, which buys its bandwidth from T-Mobile's National Tower Network, will also reportedly roll out a filter that blocks all LGBTQ plus content, including web material related to gender and trans issues, according to MIT Technology Review.
23:40Jennifer:The filter will be optional, but turned on by default on all phones. We are going to create, and we think we have every right to do so, an environment that is Jesus-centric, that is void of pornography, void of LGBT, void of trans. Radiant Mobile's founder, Paul Fisher, told the aforementioned publication. And so the thing I want to say about this Paul Fisher is tell us you're gay without telling us you're gay. Tell us you're on Grindr. I have a cell phone here. I don't need to block with my attractive dog as my screensaver. I do not need to block lesbian and scissoring content. I don't need to do that because I like men, you know?
24:36Jennifer:Like it's just not a choice. I just do. That's just what I like. It's such a tell. I agree. On these MAGA people, just like the way Mike Pence, um, you know, he, every, he acted like everybody wanted to jump his bones all the time. You know, I can't be in a room with a woman, you know, like, like, it's just, it's such a tell that these people lack all forms of impulse control. they cannot advocate for themselves they have no autonomy purity culture and abstinence only culture has created an exacerbated rape culture these people do not know what consent means they have no self-control because nobody has ever looked them in the eye and said you're going to get horny being horny is normal you might want to masturbate you might be straight you might be gay you'll figure out what you're attracted to.
25:31Jennifer:It's had this cloak of shame surrounding it, the sexual cloak of shame their whole lives. And I just think Paul Fisher is, you know, this is a classic MAGA person. And these MAGA men, these triple Trumpers, I think have massive, massive, massive sex issues. For sure. Anybody that talks about it as much can, I mean, Mike Johnson and his wife run conversion camps while he is working in the going to be dean of a law school named for a sexual predator. Now he is covering for Donald Trump. I mean, he wants to talk about conversion camp while protecting children. I mean, protecting prolific pedophiles over and over and over again.
26:25I mean, you can go down the list. It's always the same people, the ones talking about it the most. Although, anyway, I'm not going to say that. But honestly, the ones talking about it the most are always the most worried about it. Yeah.
26:41Jennifer:All right. Let's go on to some voicemails. Okay. First, we've got James. Okay, y 'all. First of all, love you, Jen and Pumps and Kylie and all the other gay triots and patriots. and black treats and brown treats that make your podcast an amazing place. I have had it. Had it. With all these Instagram ads for these stupid fucking goddamn gadgets that are useless. Why do you need to stuff a banana? Why do you need a tube that rolls sushi for you? Learn how to roll sushi. Like, why do you need something that cuts chicken into tiny little slices? Do you not know how to use a knife? Like, get these people out of here.
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27:26They don't even know how to cook. I understand if you're disabled and like maybe your goddamn hands don't work right or something like that and you need something like that. But stop trying to teach people how to cook this lazy back ass way with these gadgets. They're just going to be cheap crap from China or from Amazon. And it's just lying in some billionaire's pocket. It's shit you don't need. Yeah. I've fallen prey to that, too. I don't even cook.
27:55Jennifer:I know. They do such a great job. They roll out these commercials and I'm with them. I've had it with it. And it's like great ASMR and it makes these great sounds and it looks so neat and organized. And it's like, oh, I could use that. And then if I've taken like some melatonin at night, I fall prey to it so easily. And then these boxes start rolling in. I'm like, what is all this shit that I've ordered? Yeah. I don't even want this. I don't even know why I thought thought I would use this, but I'm the queen for like, you know what? I'm going to get that. Then I'm going to cook. Well, fuck no, I'm not going to cook.
28:29I haven't cooked. You know what's weird? My dad, who has, who has been dead for six years, my entire life watched cooking shows and bought cooking gadgets. And never once did I see him boil water. And now I'm doing it. I thought it was so weird at the time, but now I'm kind of doing it. Watch cooking shows. No, God, no, I'm not watching cooking shows, but I'm buying these stupid gadgets I will never, ever use. Yeah.
28:56Jennifer:All right, Kylie, who's next? Okay. Up next, we've got Jennifer. I have had it with people asking me stupid questions about my gay kids. I just finished listening to your episode where Peppermint was your guest. Fantastic episode. Loved it. But I I'm so tired of people asking me dumb, stupid fucking questions about my gay kids. Most recently, my stepson is gay. My daughter is bisexual. My stepson and his partner came to visit for the weekend. I was telling some friends about it. And they were like, oh, does that bother you? And I'm like, what? They said, well, they might be having sex in your house.
29:37I don't want to think about any of my kids having sex in my house.
29:41Jennifer:What a weird thing to say and to ask me, but I get crap like this all the time. So just wanted to share that with you. Also, you brought up Kristi Noem's husband and his alter ego or whatever it is, is named Crystal. That must be a very common name among crossdressers or whoever. My ex-husband was a cross-dresser, a closet cross-dresser, but his alter ego was also crystal. So just thought I'd throw that out there. Okay. I agree with her that oftentimes when you tell people about something, bring up something that's gay or somebody that's gay, if the person's brain immediately goes to sex, that's really interesting.
30:30Jennifer:because if you talk about, you know, heterosexuals and people's brain don't immediately go to sex. So that's a big tell. And then as it pertains to Big Titty Brian, who wants to be a trans bimbo slut, I'm going to tell you a story. In my early 20s, I was friends with this guy named Drew and he's since died. Sweetest, sweetest guy in the planet, a hairdresser. And he owned a hair salon in Oklahoma City. And Drew had owned the salon, so he had the other stylist that paid the booth rent and whatnot. And this one gal, she was married to a man and she comes in there one day, and I was in there hanging out with Drew.
31:16Jennifer:And she comes in and she's kind of crying. We were like, what's going on? And she said, well, I went home yesterday and my husband was painting his toenails. I was probably like 21 or something. I was like, really? It was like, why was he painting his toenails? And she was like, well, then it got worse. So then we like, you know, I went into the room and then he had like my bras and blah, blah, blah. And so I was like, does he like wearing your clothes? She's like, well, I think he's like a crossdresser. These are like Republican people. And this is so much more common than people realize. And this happens in red states and blue states to Democrats and Republicans.
31:59Jennifer:And the whole idea that the reason MAG is attacking universities is because universities have appropriately through like gender studies classes said that gender, binary gender is a social construct. And we have been constructed, propagandized to believe that you're either boy or girl. But if you think back throughout your life, you always know of a girl that's a tomboy. You always know of the boy that was effeminate. And now you have these full grown realized people, men, and I'm sure women, maybe to some extent, although it does seem to be more men, but I don't want to exclude women that want to dress up as men, these cross-dressers.
32:47Jennifer:And, you know, they stay in the, it's so suppressed, but it's kind of like, I think they feel like they want to represent themselves as women or there's something going on there. And I think my estimation is that in Bible Belt states and Republican culture, I, this is my own personal opinion. and the science will come up, it will happen. Trust me, it always happens with this podcast. I would estimate, this is my new prediction, that Republican men enjoy being pegged more than Democratic men. These are alleged heterosexuals. And then I would also like to bring to the scientists that listen to our podcast and then conduct studies and then post them on Instagram so we see them, that I think that Republican men cross-dress at a higher rate than Democratic men.
33:42Jennifer:I do. I don't think there's anything wrong with any of it. I think you should peg. If you want to peg in high heels and get pegged in high heels, I support every single ounce of it. I'm just not a fucking hypocrite. Completely agree. And I'm just thinking, like, I'm going through divorce cases where I had cross-dressing partners. Oh, you probably have so much good tea on this. But I mean, it's really, I mean, it's very common. I mean, it's a lot more common than people think. It's a lot more common than people think. And sometimes the spouse, once they find out, they're fine with it. Sometimes it freaks them out, but always the people I'm thinking of, I'm 99.9 % sure were Republicans.
34:26i just yeah big titty brian he's not alone in these churches i bet you if we went into a church like a big mega church on sunday i bet you it wouldn't be too hard to figure out who the crossdressers were i mean the gate and that's obvious they're not even trying to hide it well like did i tell you this story that my mother told me we were talking about a family friend and she said i said well he's gay he's just gay and she goes no he's not gay he went on a gay cruise and he didn't like it so he's not gay like a mother nobody's going on a gay cruise that's
35:07Jennifer:not gay i hate to tell like there are a pair of earrings that he tried on and then decided he didn't like him so he didn't purchase them so he returned them to the store right but no it's very It's very obvious and it's much more common than people think. I think that people feel, I think that attractive, like I find women attractive. I don't want to have sex with them, but I think like Dua Lipa, I'm like, oh my God, she's so gorgeous. That woman is like just drips of sex appeal. And I can openly say that in front of anybody, but men, particularly Republican men, if they see somebody really attractive, they feel like if they say that, then that's gay.
35:47Jennifer:And really, attractiveness is really a bipartisan thing that we all like to look at pretty people. We all like to see hot people. We all like to see sexy people. Some men like to get kinky and dress up as women or get pegged or whatever. But in Republican Christian culture, it is just like, this is the way things have to be. Everything is scripted for these people. They don't get to go explore and be what they want to be. So when Kristi Noem gets shipped off to Washington, D.C. while she's fucking Corey Lewandowski, Big Titty Brian is at home and wherever she's from, North Dakota, South Dakota.
36:24Jennifer:I can't remember South Dakota. He's putting on his titties and he gets to be his true self. And I would feel bad for Big Titty Brian because I have a lot of empathy for all of the people that suffer from Bible Belt abuse, because I believe that these mega churches are just downright abusive and liars and thieves. They steal money from people. And then I think the parents are spiritually abusive to their children, particularly if they sense that the child might be quote unquote light in the loafers or something, then the bullying starts from the parent. And so I have a lot of empathy for that. But in the case of Big Titty Brian, when you're like his his dom, the person on OnlyFans that he fell in love with, you know, she said, I saw the way he and his wife were treating people and I wanted to expose it.
37:17Jennifer:she wanted to right the wrong. It wasn't like he was doing this passively and his wife worked, was a banker that traveled a lot. You know, she was killing people. She was killing innocent civilians, killing cricket, killing a goat. And so, yeah, I think it's, uh, it's just interesting shit, but I, I'll just tell you this much. The most fucked up people I've ever known have always been the most religious every single time. I have to agree. I was one of them. So I, Like in terms of marriage, like most fucked up, crazy, salacious details for marriage. Those are always coming from inside the church.
37:54Always. But I will say something that's interesting. A lot of pegging goes on in straight couples that you don't realize. How do you know this?
38:03Jennifer:Well, just from different clients. Like it's not as... So you're doing a divorce and then how does pegging enter the divorce? Well, I've had a client break into a cart work and throw the sex toy in there and be proud of it. And I'm like, you just can't do that shit. You know, you can't drop off the dildo. It had a strap on it. I don't think I knew. I knew it was going in the butt, but I didn't know it was called pegging at the time. I just knew that he liked her to fuck him with the dildo in the ass. Really? So you pieced that together? through the course of this podcast i have fig i have figured out a few things so you saw who threw that she threw the dildo in his car yes like dumped out i'm not gonna peg you anymore right right and then you being the legal eagle that you are pieced together oh she used to strap that on and he took it up the ass okay well i will say this i just thought she was i didn't know until y 'all told me what pegging was.
39:08I didn't understand how it worked. Now it makes perfect sense now, but I just thought it was a hand thing. Okay. So wait, let's go through that.
39:17Jennifer:Let's break that down. So you thought she just had the end of the dildo and then just was cramming it. Right. I didn't know you wore a strap. When did you discover that? On this podcast. Did the dildo that was thrown in the car, did it have a strap attached to it? i don't i never saw the actual how did you did how did you find out because his lawyer put it in pleadings that she's going up to his office breaking into his car with the spare key and dropping sex toys and i was so shocked that the guy described the sex toys so i call up my clients and i'm like you can't do this shit she's i was like did you do this god damn right i did and she was the same person that was stalking him over venmo it was a whole thing but there there's a lot of crazy shit but just one thing that i've noticed is everybody's like talking about you know we want to make a community safe from gay people blah blah blah these are the same people that are fucking around and they are covering for their pastor fucking around and they're covering for the youth minister molesting kids and it makes me irate i want to make the country say from straight people.
40:29Jennifer:I want to make children say from straight people. And so I just want to put that out there because I'll tell you what, Josh and I would always say when somebody, when we were raising our kids in the Bible belt, and if a family said, Oh, we're a really good Christian home. That's a big red flag. That is a big red flag. All of my friends that weren't religious and that were like progressive were totally normal. That very boring marriages, very boring, normal lives. They were the most normal people on the planet. My most religious friends. Their husbands were always so fucked up. The wife was just out to lunch.
41:03Jennifer:It was just, it was a script. And people that are listening to this that live in the Bible belt know this to be true. They know it. And that's why people, white women, get their panties in a wad about our podcast because we call them out. We call out all the little bitches that love to go to their gay hairdresser and then go vote to hurt them. But they think they're so cool when they're hanging out talking to them. Oh girl, I know you dating anyone. And then they go and just rat fuck them at the ballot box for sure. All right. Listen up moms and dads with Father's Day coming up. Let's have some real talk.
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44:04I have another admission that I'd like to make since the last podcast real quick. Okay, great. You know, we were taking notes, the free pressing or whatever. When you look at the guy's dick and you try to size it up, I can't remember what it's called. Catching print. What? Free pressing. What? The printing? I thought it was pressing. Catching print. Print. Oh, I thought it was pressing. Anyway, I've done that. Don't laugh. I just can't remember. Pressing, printing. Catching print. Catching print. I've caught print of every single male I've come in contact with. Okay. And tell us the results. Oh my God.
44:42It's so weird. Okay. I know it's confirmation bias. I know it is. Okay. But a lot of the people that I hate, like that I'll run into at the gym that I'm just like, I fucking hate him. little teeny weenies. It really is. So I'm start like, but I went to, I went to coffee to get coffee. I looked at everybody in that store. I, I, what I found was, you know, that coffee store, the real fancy one. I went in there, there were two gay guys in there and they were hung like horses. And then there, there was like two customers that looked MAGA and they were like zero penis like i could not catch any print or whatever it is you couldn't free press them i couldn't free press them yeah which i think is a bad sign she's gonna get arrested i know
45:32Jennifer:okay so let's review so let's review we have pups running around oklahoma city yeah gazing into everybody's crotch at the fancy coffee shop did you say yeah a real fancy coffee shop. And per your on the ground reporting, homosexuals have larger penises than MAGA sexuals. One, three people, it's two to one. There's the science. I, I, I really believe this to be true because I think that your hypothesis for quite some time now that at the epicenter of MAGA men is, um, penile issues, whether that be in size or in energy. Like maybe you have, maybe you're a MAGA guy and you have a really large penis, but you're unable to perform.
46:27Jennifer:You're unable. It's a soft serve situation. We're pulling up soft all the time. So
46:35Jennifer:Angie, every time I see the Mr. Softy truck in New York, I chuckle because I just think of you, my brain goes to penises and you go look there's mr softy my ex-husband could have worked there i would just picture you seeing some shit like that and i'm relating ice cream to penises heads in the gutter but i mean how often did i bitch about the self-serve all the fucking time why are we doing self-serve why bother i what i think got me the most is when you would tell me that your ex-husband wanted to have sex with you and that y 'all had to like do like all my children days of our lives like making out beforehand remember when i i was just like let's just fucking get it over with just let's get it over with why we have to do all this kissing the french kissing are you sure you're straight yeah although i was talking to a lady yesterday that she's like uh came out she said i don't know if i'm gay but i'm in love with her and they've built a life together and all this it's she called it something and i can't remember what it is free pressing no i can't remember what it's called but she had a term for it and i was like it's just not that uncommon like she actually like she was the only she discovered turning lesbian in midlife and i was like no there's a lot of people that do that i might do that hell you never know where'd you see this woman at the fancy coffee shop oh at the gym yeah Have you investigated the penises at the gym?
48:06I told you. All the people that I spotted as MAGA 100 % had no dicks in their shorts, which that means really bad.
48:16Jennifer:Interesting. All right, let's do one more voice memo. Okay, the last one we've got is from Claire. I've had it with Appreciation Weeks, Teacher Appreciation Week, Nurses Appreciation Week. My take is that if we need a whole week to appreciate you, you're not getting paid enough. And once again, all this does is forces usually moms, because let's be really fucking for real, to spend their money on doing something nice for someone in their family, in their life, in their children's lives, instead of these people actually being paid what they deserve. And it's not just like buying a gift, like whatever.
49:00I can get a gift card or whatever. It's like the mental load in Maycember, which is already a fucking nightmare. It's literally worse than Christmas. I have been to so many concerts and programs and award programs, and I just, I can't. Let's actually pay these people what they are worth and leave it at that. Please. Please. I agree with that. I agree. I mean, May is the worst time of the year. And I remember when we were little, like my mom may like take cookies or something. I mean, I don't remember this happening, but I could see it happening. But like now it's like Monday is, you know, show your appreciation by this or that or this or that.
49:43Okay. So I saw the funniest thing I've been dying to tell you. On the marquee of a middle school that I'm driving by, it says it's summertime parents tag. You're it. I love it. It's your fucking problem now, parents. I loved it. I thought it was so funny.
50:05Jennifer:I agree with that gal about all the appreciation. There's just a lot in America. There's a lot of labeling of shit and then promoting the shit. And now it's all diluted. Like nothing really means that much anymore. Right. Like if, if, if Kelly were to say, oh, it's boss's day today, or it's, um, you know, vagina day today and it's it's taco day today and it's and it's appreciation that's none of it means anything to me anymore nothing means anything anymore because nobody saved shit for the good stuff what about nuclear family month nuclear family month we're celebrating that strong family month i want to celebrate weak families i want to promote weak families here's how stupid is like nuclear family month it's just i just these people they're so fucking stupid and emotionally stunted it's just such i don't think there's a bigger way to tell the world you're a fucking dumbass who has the emotional maturity of a second grader yeah other than to post happy nuclear family day that is you might as well just riley gains you you should have just opened up your phone and said, hi, my name is Riley Gaines.
51:22Jennifer:I have the emotional maturity of a kindergartner on my best day. I'm emotionally stunted. I've been religiously abused. I think my husband might be gay and I think I might be a lesbian. Happy Nuclear Family Day. XOXO Riley Gaines. I would respect that and appreciate that. And I might even take a moment of silence for Nuclear Family Day if you could just fucking be honest about anything. But instead, it's all this, by God's design and God this. And it's just the Bible thumping mixed in with all the bigotry and hate is so, and if you've ever lived in the Bible belt around these people, it is so fucking insufferable.
52:07Jennifer:It is the most insufferable shit on the planet. I remember when my son was playing basketball his senior year, junior year, senior year. these bible moms would get on this group meet and want to have a prayer before the basketball game we pray for pray for the fucking team and i was just like that's so fucking stupid like that's we're gonna pray for the for these kids to beat those kids it's just it's it's so i could go on about it forever i'm just so glad i don't have to fucking live around it anymore it was torturous living around these emotionally stunted people. Now, within that, within the red states, my friends that are liberal, who have always fought the good fight, who tell their gay friends they love them and go vote for them and fight against anti-black racism are the best fighters this country has.
53:00Jennifer:But my God, the emotional stunting in Oklahoma. Do you remember when they all had a meltdown because the NBA had Black Lives Matter on the court? oh yeah they're having a meltdown right now because when banyama didn't put his hand over his heart on the anthem i'm like he's fucking french i don't put my hand over the heart on the anthem who gives a fuck who is the oklahoma people no like the nba or sports stuff that i follow or like all these people are like i can't believe the san antonio players don't put their hand over the heart none of them do none of the players do why do they fucking care why are they monitoring all this shit fucking hall monitors you put your hand up your ass during the national anthem why don't you take your take your hand and fist fuck yourself up the ass during the anthem instead of monitoring what everybody else does i'm so sick of these maga hall monitors all right listen subscribe to our channel we'll see you all later
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