Kink Shame MAGA

0:02So are we supposed to start the podcast? ready one two three patriots gay triots they triots black triots brown triots and everybody that's in MAGA we've had it with you and you can fuck off pumps what have you had it with okay what I've had it with is this new thing on my Instagram which makes me not want to be on Instagram anymore where it's constantly as I'm scrolling it'll put an ad up and it'll say are you interested in this? And so at first I was like, No, I'm not interested in this, like responding to the survey in real time. But I just keep getting it. And so now I think by saying I'm not interested, they're doing it more because I'm interacting.

0:48So it makes me not even want to get on Instagram anymore. Because it's constantly I mean, surveying me, I'm answering, I'm trying to say no, but they just keep pounding me with this. And I didn't notice this in Biden's America. I'll just say that. Well, I think it's going to the unsolicited capitalism and buggery from the cell phone, regardless of who is president, that is going to continue. I mean, like we are living in this whole new world with all of this stuff. And I mean, the thing is to like, when I think about social media in general and who owns it, it's so depressing. I wish we all had the balls just to get off of it.

1:34Right. You know what I mean? Like Instagram, Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, piss boy, submissive to Donald Trump. He's a submissive kept woman. My Apple phone, hate it. Can't live without it. Tim Cook, submissive, made a trophy a part of the hive mind had to go kiss donald trump's ass amazon wish i could boycott it tried a couple times don't have the discipline i suck and you know he's a piss boy that is submissive to the needs of donald trump and twitter i mean do we even have to get into elon musk and his obsession with tweeting about me the podcast which weird um so i i don't know I just, I have this tortured thing with like, I hate Instagram, but I also like Instagram.

2:22I hate Twitter, but sometimes I get on there. I hate my Apple phone because I hate Tim Cook, but then I'm on it all the time. And then I hate being in America. Sometimes I hate being an American, but I live here, but I also love it. And then sometimes I can tap into this pride where I'm like, we got to fight for it. And then other times I'm like, God damn it, fuck it. It's just really, really difficult time right now. And I say that and I'm a privileged person. Right. And so I don't even want to imagine what it's like being an immigrant or even having melanin in your skin and how this Gestapo is unleashed on you.

2:59And I mean, if I'm struggling, which is I'm being a pussy for even saying that I'm acknowledging it, listener. I get it. I can't imagine the fear that you live in day in, day out. And then you have to live around a bunch of people. have no empathy for you and for your plight. Well, and I think this whole Trump administration, the gaslighting, the whiplash, it's like emotional abuse on steroids. It's like, sometimes I get these habits in my head, which was what we originally started with this podcast. And then I think what you really should be worried about is people losing healthcare, is people losing the ability to have their own reproductive care.

3:41And then it just becomes massively overwhelming. You know what I mean? So it's like, I feel like I need to be fighting all the time, but yet at the same time, it, it overwhelms me when I get too far into it. Like I got on a thing with Mark Zuckerberg the other day, like just cause I hate on Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos and what they have done. Like, like I breathe, it's just part of the day. And I, and I was like, you know, I've really let Mark Zuckerberg off the hook. That fucking cunt needs to be raked over the coals at all times because he is neutered when he, it just, it sent me into orbit. And then I just thought you, you, you just have to let, you have to let that go because it makes you crazy.

4:30Sometimes I feel crazy. Yeah. Um, all right, let me tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with the administration inventing something that then they claim to be bringing back. And most recently they've started this whole like whole milk campaign. And it's like, like the, the, the gist of it is like, there's been a liberal war on milk and RFK Jr. is bringing back milk. So they've got Pudding Boy, you know, whose brain is so cooked beyond all recognition. I mean, it is so bad that he's in there doing some milk show and tell in the Oval Office. And then they start this whole thing, this like got milk campaign.

5:19Here's the thing that gets me about this is they're so painfully unoriginal, like the whole got milk campaign where you take a drink of milk and then you have the milk mustache predates the MAGA movement. Yeah. But these guys are so imbecilic and so painfully unoriginal. They start this like, there's been a war on milk and we're going to rescue milk. And then they roll out the exact, they borrow everybody else's material because these people are so painfully unoriginal. They plagiarize everything. They plagiarize absolutely everything. And then they start this got milk campaign and it's Riley Gaines.

6:00There she is right there. Of course. drink whole milk this thing has been done before and this is a woman right here riley gaines and we need to talk about her this is a woman who tied for fifth place against a trans athlete and now she has a whole career because she spoke out and uh demeaned trans people at the same time riley gaines has uh goes on and on about what a big christian she is and how close she and the Lord are and how she is a foot soldier for Jesus Christ. And she has her own relationship with her Lord and personal savior, Jesus Christ. And she's for family values and all of this shit.

6:40Riley Gaines is a pedophile supporter. Riley Gaines is a pedophile apologist. Riley Gaines is not for children because she is for Donald Trump and thus for Stephen Miller, who are for abusing children who are for taking children away from their families riley gaines is one of the worst christians in the united states of america she is a bald-faced liar she sends a message to young ladies that somehow she's a good person and it's all she is a world-class hater that uses her religion to try to provide a permission structure for all the white yoga moms that go to Starbucks and gossip about other people's kids, because that's how shallow they are, to go along with the moral depravity of this administration in the name of Jesus Christ.

7:44It is appalling. It is an affliction among white women to not critically think, to believe that you're supposed to be submissive to your husband when the most submissive people in the United States of America right now are these MAGA men. I have never seen such submissive titty babies in my life. And honestly, Riley Gaines is far more submissive to MAGA, the morally depraved cult, than she is to her own husband or she is to her Lord and personal Savior, Jesus Christ. The breathtaking hypocrisy of this woman is absolutely reminiscent of a lot of the tropes surrounding white women and her, Eric Kirk, and others that give white women a permission structure to not have empathy for other human beings and to buy into this bullshit that you're supposed to be submissive to your husband.

8:43when your husbands are submissive to a man that wears a full face of makeup every single day and whose brain is cooked, foobar cooked. It's unbelievable how hypocritical these people are. And here's the thing, the Riley Gaines are going to remain after this man is dead. We've all seen him. The death is imminent, right? The Riley Gaines, the Erica Kirks, these people remain and they are injecting this breed of hateful Christianity into the culture and listener, we have to have a response to this. It's not cool to vote for a man who is in the middle of a pedophile ring. It's not cool to excuse child rape.

9:30It's not Christian to excuse child rape. It's not Christian to bully trans people. Now, I'm not a Christian and why I have that moral clarity and riley gains who will not shut the fuck up about what a big christian she is is something that has really got to be addressed in this culture and so to all the white women that go to all these mega churches and tithe and don't give a shit about anything except for your own little family when your husband's probably on grinder i mean let's face it he's probably watching trans porn while you're rocking the baby at night. All right. I mean, you have got to pull yourselves together because if you think you're going to be safe in this movement, ladies, you're not.

10:18The Riley Gaines, the Erica Kirks, all these Fox News people are riding the coattails of brave suffragettes and brave feminists that carved a path for you to be able to be the hypocrite that you are, to say you're for family values and to say that I want to be a homemaker and that all women should be a homemaker while you work full-time. Brave progressive women fought for you to be the abject fake Christian hypocrite that you are. So Riley Gaines and Erica Kirk and all of these women, I want white women across the country to unite against these hypocrites and remind them constantly that you're allowed to be the hypocrite that you are because of progressive women.

11:05You fucking twats. I've had it. I've had it too. And the Riley Gaines of it all, it's like, and Erica Kirk too, I'll put them both. Like you said, you know, homemaker, we need to have babies. We need to do all this. It's like, Erica Kirk didn't have her first baby till she was 35. Okay. She was on a Bravo reality show called Summer House, which is like a dating house. Riley Gaines and Jim Jordan have the exact same thing in common. They allowed abuse on the teams of which they were on and or in charge of. And then they sit there and act like trans or Riley Gaines acts like trans person's the problem.

11:49You have a career because you decided I can have a career that makes me hateful. The more hateful I am, the more followers I will get. I will give advice to women and completely ignore the fact that I'm doing the exact opposite. It's so fucking gross. And I just, I cannot for the life of me understand how Riley Gaines and Erica Kirk do not see the duplicity that they are engaging in. Women should stay home. They should submit to their husband. Yet I'm going to go around the country and be a working mom. And I'm going to work full time, but I'm going to tell women they shouldn't. I'm going to tell women they should submit to their husband, but I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want and get on Fox News and brow be AOC.

12:37It just, the hypocrisy. And it's like, what I relate it back to just from my perspective is as long as I'm doing it, it looks prettier. As long as I'm doing it, it's okay. It's when other people do it that it's not okay. And that is something that I was indoctrinated with my entire life in these big, you know, Christian evangelical churches. What it looks like on other people, it looks better on me because I'm better. I can judge. I'm entitled. It's all about me. But yeah, the Riley get I mean, I could go from here until my head fell off about Erica Kirk and Riley Gaines and all the shit they say that they do the exact opposite.

13:21And everybody just acts like that. Oh, yeah, well, that's just what you do. Well, it is what you do. And these evangelical circles, that is what you do. All right. Welcome to I've Had It, America's Top DEI Podcast. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Kylie. I'm Kylie, the head lesbian in charge. That's right. Okay. I've got a couple of reviews for you. We're going to start it off with this one. It says five stars comes with side effects and they write, I've Had It has officially rewired my brain and I regret nothing. I'm a North Jersey girl and I listen so much that I now casually drop phrases like 12 times out of 10, surprises me zero, and buck up buttercup, tight as ticks, and enough to choke a bull into everyday conversation like they're normal human expressions.

14:11I've also found myself in political conversations referring to kanks, Moses Mike Grindr Johnson, and chuckles, which has resulted in multiple people staring at me like I've escaped supervision. Worth it. The most alarming side effect, I recently caught myself saying Thursday out loud, confidently, in public, no shame. This podcast is hilarious, cathartic, and dangerously quotable. If you enjoy laughing, nodding aggressively, learning something, and slowly losing the ability to speak like a regular person, congrats. This podcast is for you. surprises me zero that I love it from Karen. I really like that she signed her first and last name.

14:54I do too. You know, that's in a world on the internet of chicken shit cowards hiding behind some bogus avatar and bogus profile description bio that Karen right there. She is the anti Karen. She signed her first and last name and then her city and state lover. Okay. Now to bring you down just a peg. We've got a one star that says just cringe and guess Nelling writes the beavis and butthead for post menopausal winos. See, here's the thing. I would respect that so much more if we didn't have a chicken shit coward first and last name. And here's the thing on top of calling out, pointing out to Riley and Erica and others, Caroline Levitt would be another prime example.

15:45a lot of progressive women fought hard for you to be the duplicitous duplicitous hypocrite that you are i want to remind these trolls right now we're going to start a movement to liberate your real identity i'm going to start a movement to where if you want to be a chicken shit coward online you got to sign your name up to it you want to call me beavis and butthead buckle up buttercup let's fucking do it put your name down i'm jennifer welch oklahoma city oklahoma recently moved to new York City. I think you're a chicken shit coward. What's your name? Because Karen did it. She wasn't scared. I'm so tired of these fucking nameless, faceless puss boys.

16:26Because you know, that's just probably some pink arm in there and some red county that at night, you know, all day, are you a man or woman? Right? Do you know? How many genders are there? How many genders are there? And then at night it's like tissue lotion transform you know it 12 times out of 10 12 times out of 10 i will say when we get on fox news and we get a plethora of like death threats in our email most of them are very chicken shit and they'll make up an email that's like fuck jennifer welch at gmail.com yeah and they'll put a fake name but some of them are really stupid and will put their actual email.

17:09Well, I respect that far more. Right. I mean, here's the reality. These people have no courage. They have no honor. They don't really believe in anything but attacking the libs. So it's hard for them to assign their name because they don't know what their belief or what they're going to be mad about tomorrow because Donald Trump and Fox News haven't told them yet. So they can't sign their names because they're fucking cowards. okay I've got a couple news stories that some listeners have flagged for me this one is new research found that young adults with overly involved parents have less prestigious jobs than their peers and it goes on to say helicopter parenting doesn't end at high school and your research suggests it may come with unintended negative career consequences researchers followed U.S.

17:57adults aged 18 to 28 for up to a decade repeatedly surveying them about family relationships and work outcomes. The pattern was consistent. Parents who frequently advised closely monitoring decisions and stayed highly involved appeared to make it harder for their children to fully launch into the labor market. And it also says this group of kids typically had lower occupational prestige than the peers with parents who took a step back. This does not surprise me at all. I mean, I just think helicopter parenting is it's so bad and having a son that just graduated from high school the group me the parent group me was just so torturous for an 18 year old that can drive that can vote who's about to go off to college and that hyper parent involvement to me is a symptom that these parents are completely broken like if there's this need to have this overwhelming enmeshed codependent relationship with your child you're the broken one and you are breaking your child and it's just a cultural thing that we need to deal with this and then I feel so bad for like the normal parents I remember like I had to work I I didn't have time to be a helicopter parent I had to provide health insurance and a roof over the head I didn't have time to be a helicopter parent so when I would go pick up my kids from after school club then sometimes these moms that didn't have to work would say oh there's no way I could send my kids to after school club and I'm like, well, what a fucking luxury.

19:28What a luxury that your little post boy doesn't have to go to after school club. But the reality is, a lot of people have to work and the mom guilt is the same, regardless. But I mean, I'm really relieved to see a lot of this stuff because I was not a helicopter parent and I had to sacrifice. I'm not one of these parents that could attend everything. And the reality parenting that I had to give my children is to say, it's not reality based that I go to every single one of these events and society tells me this new you know world of helicopter pairing that i should feel bad about that but really there's a lesson here there's a lesson for me to sit down with you and clasp your hands and say i'm i'm unable to make this and this is adulthood and this is what it's like but your grandparents are coming and so i love you but i have to work and i've always done that with my kids and my boys are feminists like believe in female empowerment and there's just in being honest with your kids is just such a better platform for them to be able to go navigate adulthood than all of the parental fluffery you're so special you're so great it's just like of course our kids are special to us and they're unique to us but they're holy not unique at all just like i'm not that unique Just like Pumps and Kylie were not that unique.

20:52There's 7 billion people in this world. I mean, it's just American parenting is so fucked up to me. Didn't we have like an article on here one time, Kylie, where like 20 % of these people, their parents have contacted their boss either by email or it was just like a ridiculous percentage. so it makes sense that job you know employers don't want interference from a third party and also makes sense these people can't make decisions for themselves because Kylie's mother or Seth's mother called me and said something I would immediately call Jennifer and say we got to get an exit strategy for Kylie like her fucking mother called me like that would be the first thing I would do because I would think that was so weird so good that it's finally coming out Okay, and then one other one that was flagged is pretty interesting.

21:48It says, GLP-1s could save U.S. airlines about$580 million in fuel per year. It goes on to say, airlines are obsessive about keeping costs low and take creative steps to lighten their loads. According to the report, United started printing its airline magazine on lighter paper, and that move saved them$290 ,000 in fuel costs. So if on average, passengers who weighed 180 pounds now weighed about 162 pounds, it could save them up to 580 million in fuel savings per year. I think the airlines should be buying GLP-1s for people. I'm just going to say, you're welcome, airlines. I've done my part. I've stood up for the cause.

22:36And this is just another thing. Trump is constantly calling people fat and talking about they need to be on GLP-1s or they've been on GLP-1s. And I'm just like, do you have a mirror at your house? That just reminded me of that. But again, I'm obsessed. I need to stop. a christmas miracle has taken place so we decided to go do a live show in atlanta on january 31st and we were for sure like the ticket sales are going to be lackluster nobody's going to become i'll be damned if it didn't sell out in like a couple of days so the organizer was like you should do another day and i'm like that's a pretty big pretty big ass pretty big ass for two old broads like us, right?

23:17So we added an additional day ticket sales. We're getting about close to halfway February 1st center stage in Atlanta. And it is also a matinee because we are going to normalize matinees. We are going to normalize a reasonable start time. We're not going to start a show at 8 or 9 p.m. No, it's past bedtime. Wake up the next day feeling hung over, strung out? Why did I hang out with all of these radical leftist anti-fascists? We're not going to do that because we're pro-matinee, we're pro-democracy, we're anti-MAGA, and we're anti-fascists. Come see us. It's going to be so fun. I love getting together at a live show with all of the people.

23:57It's such a community. Listener, I don't know about you guys, but I'm constantly signing up for subscriptions or memberships that I don't need. I just need them in the short term. Like, let's say there is a publication and they have a great article behind a paywall. So I think, okay, sure. I'll sign up for this subscription. I'll cancel it right after I read it. We'll end up not doing that. Same thing for some other various memberships where you get a free 30 day trial. I think, okay, I'll cancel it in 30 days. Of course, I totally forget about it. So I'm just wasting money every single month using things that I don't need.

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25:22Let's welcome Jay Jordan to I've Had It. Jay, how are you today? Hello. I'm doing really well. How are y 'all? Great. Excellent. The last time I saw you, was in New York at the Don Lemon Show. Yes. And you and I were guests, and I think we crushed it. We crushed it. We tried not to outshine Don, but I think we might have. I mean, Don and Anthony, they really had to step to the side and let the true divas take over at City Winery. There was one woman who had a question, and it was so slurred that we did have to remind everyone we are at a winery, so we would need someone to interpret because she was a couple of flights deep.

26:06Yeah, she definitely was. All right, Jay, what have you had it with? I have had it with comedians being soft on Nazis. Oh my God. There used to be a blanket agreement that we would make fun of Nazis, neo-Nazi winks and nods at the stupid ass stuff that happened in World War II. But now people like Theo Vaughn say Nick Fuentes is brave. I don't get it. It truly boggles my mind. There used to be a baseline sort of like bedrock agreement that, hey, we're going to make fun of Nazis because it's a stupid ideology. It's a self-hating, a self-destructive and just an inaccurate ideology. And for some reason now comedians think it's OK to be like, yeah, that self-described Nazi was brave.

26:58what it just doesn't make any sense to me it doesn't make any sense that's that's a really good point because i did see a clip the other day of theo von and these are the people the theo von's and the joe rogan's that straddle two worlds sometimes you'll see theo von say something really rational and really good like the ice i think they used uh one of his him and he was offended and he stood up and it was like, okay, moral clarity. Joe Rogan recently said, you know, the ISIS in Minneapolis is acting like the Gestapo. And I'm like, okay, moral clarity. But then if you, if you get out of the 30 second clips of these people, they're very dangerous because they dip their toes in both sides all of the time, which enables them to promote a lot of these really dangerous things.

27:50And Nick Fuentes is a fucking neo-Nazi that deserves to be ridiculed and read for filth all day, every day. There's nothing about him as brave. He should be a social pariah. Right, totally. His name should ruin your reputation if you stand too close to him. Theo Vaughn and Joe Rogan also have this connection to Latin America and to non-white people. Joe Rogan's wife is not a white person. Theo Vaughn's father came from Latin America. We, you know, he was, you know, he was older and he came to Louisiana, but they both have connections to groups of people that would basically bar them from being welcomed into like a true Nazi ideology and like a true kind of like super strict white supremacy fold.

28:41They kind of like get in and out of it. And sometimes people use the cover of, oh, they're just comedians. But one of the things that comedians usually understand is you understand if you are the joke or if you're in on the joke and they've also become the joke. You're a laughing stock. If you can't point to something that uses like blatant Nazi ideology and blatant Nazi, like not even dog whistles, just clear like references and say, Hey, I don't like that. That's kind of horrible. Get that out of my fucking face. can we discuss the uh video of nick fuentes and the tate brothers and some other people with melanin in their skin that we can refer to as dei nazis yeah that are singing inward heil hitler yeah kanye west song and every single one of those motherfuckers if they lived in nazi germany would be sent away to concentration camps.

29:36And this weird flirtation of marginalized people with white nationalism. The Tate brothers are either one-fourth or half black. Myron Gaines is Sudanese. Nick Fuentes is Latino. And Clavicular has ADHD and is autistic. All of them will be put into the undesirables pile. They all would be on a train. It is so scary to think that seventh grade back of the classroom logic, which is just you say the slur to distract the teacher and to make your horrible friends laugh and giggle at something that's taboo. That cannot be the leading political ideology for young men online. And it cannot be tolerated.

30:15I'm glad that the hospitality groups in Miami banned them from everything in Miami. But I think there have to be bigger steps. people who are in entertainment, people who have the ears and the eyes and the reach of young men online have to basically not only disavow these statements, they have to never work with them again from a Twitch streaming standpoint. And they also have to say, hey, you guys, this is stupid. And if we look at Scott Galloway, this is what's ruining young men. It's not women saying, oh, I don't want to go on a date with you. It's this. I'm sorry. It's so, it's, and I'm a person who really does try to go oh let me see where where is the joke in this because i can look at it emotionally but i can also think critically where is the joke the joke here for some reason is that they want to upset people by doing a nazi salute and they think that people being upset by them doing uh nazi sig heil is the joke as a comedian as a person who writes jokes as a person who's written jokes for other people.

31:19That's not just the lowest hanging fruit that is on the ground that is on the bottom of someone's shoe. Well, it's not smart. It's not comedy is smart. Yeah, it's not smart. Okay, I have a question. I'm dying to ask a comedian. You're it. What's going on with Trump and his administration? Like, let's just take the cabinet meetings, for example. Like, if you were going to write a joke and do a parody, reality is worse than anything you could come up with so how has that challenged you as a comedian because what's happening is funnier like in a dangerous way i'll be yeah then than the parody yeah well there's something basically that's the idiot plot where the only way the plot moves forward from a comedic standpoint is if the if people keep making mistakes so you have this sort of hapless group of individuals and none of them can seem to get their heads out of their asses so that's what's going on now.

32:15But I would think the only way to make this kind of washable and funny is you have to find one adult in the room. And we see this happen sometimes. And I'm not I'm not he's not a great person. We see this happen sometimes with Jerome Powell. We see we see Jerome Powell go wait, what? No, we've seen it with Marco Rubio. We saw Marco Rubio with the note. So every now and then - Wait, hold up. I need you to - Hold up. We saw Marco Rubio gave - We saw Marco Rubio gave Trump a note that Trump was supposed to do the directions on the note, but Trump read the note out loud. So every now and then we see them break character because they go, of course, of course I respect this man.