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26:26Angie Sullivan:You don't get to listen to gay music. You don't get to listen to black music. You don't get to go to basketball games. Quit watching football. Quit eating at Mexican restaurants. You go to Cracker Barrel and you go watch. What's that Kirk Cameron show in the 80s. Growing Pains? Is that right? Growing Pains. Go watch Growing Pains or go watch some Bible show and go eat at Cracker Barrel. That's it. No diversity for you. I think that we need to, they don't get to experience the beauty and the joy that is the experience of being an American, of living in a multicultural society, because it's my favorite part about being an American.

27:08Angie Sullivan:My least favorite part about being an American are the Kittenhills, the Bridgets, the hypocritical, evangelical, white MAGA Christians that fucking suck. And each and every day they suck more and suck more, and they get worse and worse and worse. And I just want to point out yet again, the architecture of these churches is horrible. If you weren't such despicable hypocrites, it might behoove you to hire a gay architect. Right. Exactly. And look at the Oval Office. Which, by the way, Kylie, where is our Boycott Mega Churches merch? I'm so glad you asked. It's actually now live on our store, so everyone can go buy right after this episode.

27:50Angie Sullivan:Would you please order all of us one so we can wear it? I will. On our podcast. I'm so excited. Boycott Mega Churches. We need to get this going. For sure. Yeah. All right. Buy our merch, Boycott Mega Churches. And if by chance any of you megachurchers are happening to listen here, please start boycotting your church. Yeah. Okay, two other things before we wrap on this subject I want to point out is Carolyn Lovett's playlist. They found one titled Baby Shower with a Blue Heart. Of course. The first one on the playlist is Run the World Girls by Beyonce, which I think is ironic. Totally. You got Cyndi Lauper, Leanne Womack, Meghan Trainor, all of this.

28:28And then the last thing I want to point out, Pam Bondi, she had her playlist. Her playlist is just titled Pam. Of course it is. Which I can't imagine doing that.

28:38Angie Sullivan:And the first one on it is Hot in Here by Nellie. Oh, my gosh. But wait, here's Mike Johnson. Mike Johnson has Cyndi Lauper all through the night. All through the night. Finding Nemo. Can't Help Falling in Love. Chris Isaac. I think that's a get downtown in D.C. with boys song. I just want to say back to Caroline KKK-Levitt, the racism that the MAGA bass shows to Beyonce cannot be stated as clearly as I'm about to say it. To try to own country music and to tell Beyonce that she can't do it is so inherently racist and demeaning to her. But the way white people treat black women has just been so normalized.

29:31Angie Sullivan:If you look at the way Serena Williams was treated, if you look at the way Michelle Obama is treated by this side, and then the way Beyonce is treated, who's a wildly successful musician. And she can make whatever the fucking kind of song she wants. Because after all, this is America. It's supposed to be a free country. For that little bitch, Caroline Levitt, to enjoy Beyonce, that really pisses me off. Because again, I just think these people, if you want to be whites only, you have to live it. We expect you to live it. No gay music for you. No people of color music for you. No cultural food other than Cracker Barrel.

30:11Angie Sullivan:I want their asses at Cracker Barrel all the time. And I want them listening to dump truck country music that whines about, you know, the beer and the tear. Right. I didn't notice on anybody's playlist, Kylie, and correct me if I'm wrong, I didn't see Jason Aldean, who's a big Trump dumper. I didn't see any Christian music. Kid Rock. Did anybody see Kid Rock on anybody's playlist? No, because they suck. Because they suck. And here's the deal. For Caroline Lovett to have Aretha Franklin respect on her playlist when all she does is get up there and lie and disrespect my intelligence, my sex, my America, my kids, my, I mean, everything she does, every time she opens her mouth is disrespectful.

30:51It just irritates me that she has that on her playlist.

30:54Angie Sullivan:It really does me too, because she'll in private, she'll sit and enjoy Beyonce and do, you know, hey, all the single ladies and probably right her hand to the left to the left. And then she would be the first, you know, her boss just called for Beyonce to be arrested, which is not normal. No, I mean, he has no problem picking on black women all the time. Oprah, he wanted her arrested. He wants Beyonce arrested. He called Charlamagne the God a racist. I mean, we all know that this is their number one go to. So I just don't think they should be able to listen to black artists. I just I just think racist.

31:31Angie Sullivan:If you don't have the simple ability to acknowledge how much better our culture is because of the diversity and how much more difficult it was for those artists, their uphill climb to that was so much more difficult because of the structural barriers. that have been cooked in the books in this country. There's just this kind of hypocrisy just goes. And I just, I think we should expose it, all of it. All of it. Cracker Barrel, that's where they should eat. Maybe we should make a shirt, take your white ass to Cracker Barrel. Nothing but Cracker Barrel for you. And we can have all of the people that work in immigrant restaurants that have T-shirts on at the hostess stand.

32:16Angie Sullivan:If you voted MAGA, take your fat ass to Cracker Barrel. Go. All right. Kylie, thank you for sharing that great journalism from what was that guy's name? Matthew Rodriguez? Yes. I love him. Shout out to him. Okay. We have a guest today. He is an Olympic medalist, which that's pretty cool. He's an Emmy winner, which that's pretty cool. And the host of the podcast, Intrusive Thoughts by Adam Rippin. Let's welcome to I've Had It, Adam. pumps and i need to share with everybody that we have written a book it's called life is a lazy susan of shit sandwiches and believe it or not pumps and i have not always been so rock solid and we talk about all of our trials tribulations most of all our fuck-ups yes because fuck-ups are relatable and a part of the human experience i have gotten so much feedback regarding the book that because of my situation with the religion and addiction and all that, that people relate to that.

33:18So I do think there's something to take away that's comforting about it, because we've all been in very difficult situations.

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36:07Angie Sullivan:Go to roe.co slash safety for black box warning and full safety information about GLP-1 medications. Okay, so let's welcome to I've Had It, Adam Rippin. And you all might remember that the last time Adam was on was when pumps told everybody that she was supposed to get bangs at 60 to which Adam responded. Are you OK? Yeah. And I think we learned that she's not. Right. But I don't think that was a lot of deep research. I think that was pretty obvious from jump. But you know what? I'm choking because I'm scared already. I think I take it back. I think that you should. Why not? You know what? It's it's with everything going on in the world.

36:56I don't think that bangs would be the worst thing that's ever happened to us.

37:00Angie Sullivan:That's probably true. She did get this little sassy bob. I did get this sassy bob. What do you think of my bob? I love it. I like it too. It's so easy. It's so much easier. And I love the green too. The green glasses, the green everything. Oh my gosh. Adam's good for my ego because he's so cute. Great smile. You have a fabulous smile. like your whole face lights up. Is that like fake smile, figure skating smile, or is that real? It's definitely not real. It is a really dark, scary place, but it is, you're right, beautiful. It is. It's gorgeous. Oh my gosh, Adam, I just love you. I love cynical humor so much.

37:39Angie Sullivan:So, you know, we need to, we need to do a little check-in with you and find out what you've had it with well i want to let you know before we even start um the in your last episode with sophia bush you had a quote and this is i'm this is what i've had it with not with i'm with it okay and the quote you gave was oh my god i just orgasmed at the cock and i've thought about it every day every hour on the hour. I'll be doing whatever and I'll stop what I'm doing and I'll go, oh my God, I just orgasmed at the cock. I said this? Oh, yes. I don't even remember it. We filmed so God damn much. What was this in context to whose cock was I thinking about?

38:30Does it matter? I don't think it matters.

38:37Angie Sullivan:Yes, that's really, I mean, God. It's really good. Maybe I'm going to have a big gay moment on gay Twitter after that. That would be great because I love to be showered with gay men. I do. I do hope so. So because you have like an incredible team, they asked, you know, can you send over a few like I've had it? It's like, what are you thinking? Sent over like five ideas. Going to go with none of them because I've had it with something new today. Oh, good. I've had it with people who love like raw milk and people who are really into like natural products and saying like, you know, like our ancestors didn't do it this way.

39:19So like, like, why are we doing it this way now? And I always think like your ancestors, if they were lucky, died at 33. Right. Right. What are you talking about? They didn't do it this way. Yeah, they didn't do that. They stunk. Right. They're like inbred and they're dead at 33. Exactly. So no, I'm not going to use beef tallow. Sorry, I'm not, I don't care. I'm not using beef tallow.

39:46Angie Sullivan:And they weren't taking handfuls of supplements. Do you take supplements? Oh my God. Tell the truth. Yeah, like a motherfucker, I do. Like a motherfucker. I take a few supplements too. I'm swallowing those things down. Yeah, I do. What are your favorites? I do an iron and a calcium deal. And then I do the Nutrafol for hair. So I don't know. I mean, that's definitely a supplement. Nutrafol, you owe us money. Please, please let me be an endorser. But yeah, I take a big handful. But here's the deal with the raw milk and these people, they think they're so smart because they learned about it on the internet.

40:23And I'm just like, shut up. It makes people sick. The reason we don't do the same things they did a hundred years ago is because of science, because we've gotten better because there's more data, but people have no zero respect for science anymore. It's gross. It is gross. I don't want to drink milk that still has like hay in it. I don't know. Take the hay out, boil the milk. That's another thing where people will be like, no, it's okay to have the raw milk. you just boil it. I'm like, you pasteurize it. You make it okay. Huh? They are out of their minds. They're out of their minds.

41:06Angie Sullivan:They are. And then like all of the Maha, you know, what's his name? Robert F. Kennedy. Oh my God. Gingivitis. Yes. I know the guy. It's just insane. Like that people think that this guy, like who staged a bear homicide in Central Park, he staged. And then he self-reported on videotape about staging the bear homicide and explained it. And I'm like, if you listen to him for medical advice and you fall gravely ill and or die, you kind of deserve it. Like we actually have geeked out nerdy people that like to spend hours with their nose in the book. I'm not one of these people, but these are who we call the experts and they geek out.

41:52Angie Sullivan:They've never made a beat. They have no idea what it feels like. They grind, they study, they do results. They get a hard on from the results. What's my quote? Orgasm at the cock. Oh my God, I just orgasmed at the cock. They orgasm at the cock with the results of their studies. The royal cock. Yes. Yes. And that's like, why don't you listen to these guys? Like they did the hard work. But RFK Jr. did not. He did heroin and then told everybody about it that it made him smarter. Well, he's a fucking lawyer. Lawyers are not scientists. I mean, it makes no sense to me. Like, do you want a pediatrician to do a heart transplant on you?

42:33No. Do you want a lawyer to prescribe medication for your longevity? No. But people are doing it in droves. what drives me crazy is this measles thing where I have to seek out a measles booster because of my age with all these people aren't getting vaccinated. And then you see these fuckers that say, no, we didn't vaccinate our kid. Our kid died of measles. And the next child we have, we're not vaccinating. And I just think there's no help for this person. These people, there's no help for them. No, no, you're right. I don't want a lawyer to prescribe me like my medication. I want my lawyers to stage a bear murder in Central Park.

43:14Exactly. God intended. Yes. That's what I want.

43:18Angie Sullivan:Exactly. Exactly. All right. Let's anything else that's not on the list that you've had it with? Well, you know what? The last time I was here, I remember that I said I've had it with tiny microphones and you both admitted that like you had been using them at the time. And I want to know that I have noticed that with the tiny microphone, you kind of both have abandon ship and I'm over the moon. Because of you. It's because of you. Did I get in your head? Yes. Yes, you did. Because here's the thing. I knew it. Here's the thing. I think the people that can change the world the most are judgy homosexual men.

44:00Angie Sullivan:Because there is something that a gay man can tell me or suggest to me that anybody else on the planet could tell me and suggest to me that I would just dismiss outright. But if a gay man says it, because I equate the gay living experience as homosexuality to godliness. Yes, it's top tier. It's top tier fashion, top tier, all the stuff is top tier. And so when a gay man says something to me, it really sits in my craw. And I think about it and I think about my life choices and I think about look in the mirror and say, buck up, buttercup. What can you do to get in their good graces? What can you do to be a better ally and not get criticized and ridiculed and read for filth by a judgmental queen?

44:48Angie Sullivan:What can you do to prevent that, Jennifer? And that's how I live my life every day. And I know that's how you live your life. And that's why I came on to your podcast and demeaned you.

45:02We like it. We like it. We like to be demeaned. I'll tell you what. I never really think about like, do I look good? Do I not look good? But if I have a gay man tell me like, oh my gosh, I love your outfit. I am immediately based it. I'm like, oh my gosh, y 'all. A gay man just told me they love my outfit. That happened to me at Beyonce. I was in line and this guy turned around, gorgeous gay guy. And he goes, I love your shirt. It's really cool. And I was just like. And you're still wearing it. Yeah.

45:31Angie Sullivan:haven't taken it off haven't washed it because you know it's real right you know the compliment is real if it's from a straight man they could have ulterior motives if it's from a woman exactly it could be like they're there's like they're they're kind of fucking with your son but if it's a gay man they will not waste no their vocal cords or their oxygen or their time to come give you a compliment unless they fucking mean it absolutely there's not enough time we don't have time. So we have to use the time that we have. And if we do give a compliment, it is it's truly from the heart. But I will say when you talk about gay men and fashion, I don't think every gay person is the expert because there is something now I'm thinking of it now.

46:17I get on this podcast and it all comes to me in a flash. I've had it with. OK. And I've had it. I don't like the like current like style of like everybody in this like oversized stuff. I'm sorry. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. I think when people are like, they'll see a picture of somebody who literally looks like they're in their like daddy's suit to like go to work. And I'll look at it and somebody will be like commenting on this on social media and they'll go beautiful silhouette. And I'm like, that's not the silhouette of a human being. That's the silhouette of the Babadook. okay let me ask you this adam i because of my age and generational i have a real problem we've had such a great time okay go on i i know that the style is for a man's suit to be kind of really tight on the leg and a little bit like for what i would have called high water back in the day.

47:17Like it seems too short and I'm trying, I mean, I appreciate it. Like, okay, this looks good because everybody tells me it looks good. What are your thoughts on the peg leg, super short male suit? Pamp. Did she just say peg leg, super short?

47:33Angie Sullivan:Did you just, did you just say peg? Oh my God. I just orgasmed at the car. I believe that a suit should like, it should have like a taper cut, which basically it's like, you know, the shape of like a carrot, right? So that there's like no creases and stuff in the knee. Yeah. Do some people look like they're getting ready for the flood? Petal pushers is what I call them. The capri pants. I don't think so. I don't think we need to see your ankles. We know they're there. So I don't think we need to highlight them. I don't find it like an alluring part of the male body, I guess. Yeah, no, that makes me feel better because I just really have a problem with it.

48:16Angie Sullivan:Yeah, I think that – I think when it's too high but it looks bad, but I do like a tailored – No, I like the tailored, but I don't like – And I'm with him on these large clothes, and I'm just going to go ahead and throw my kids under the bus right now. Okay. My sons, Dylan and Roman. They're both marling. Throw them. Yeah. They're tall, thin, obviously have great genetics and intellect, but that's neither here nor there. But they both – I'm not laughing, by the way. Pumps is. I know. I know. But what amazes me is when we go shopping, they're like, I want an extra large shirt. And I'm like, you're a medium.

48:53Angie Sullivan:Right. And then they look at me like I'm a crazy person. And then I'm buying them all of this oversized stuff. And then I'm trying to explain to them, like, it makes you look like you're wearing clothes that are too big for you. And you look like this little person inside of these big clothes. But they will not listen to me, Adam. They just will not listen to me. And you know what? I hate to tell it to you. I don't think they'd listen to me either. I know. Even though they should, because I don't, I don't, I don't really don't. It's the pants that bother me the most of like, they look like if they were to jump out of a plane, they would just float down like Mary Poppins.

49:28Angie Sullivan:What about people wearing pajama-like outfits in airports and on airplanes? Okay, that depends. And I will tell you that I am wearing deodorant and cologne on a Zoom call because my worst fear is that you would do a sniff test on me at the airport. Yes. But it depends on, okay, if it looks kind of athleisurely like, I'm okay with it. Matching set. Okay, cool. It's a style. I know you're there for comfort. If you're there in Cookie Monster sweatpants, it's over, honey. Please. Back up, back, call the Uber, get back in, redo it, and then come back to the airport. I don't care if you miss your flight.

50:10You should miss your flight because it's not for the airport. It's not for public.

50:16Angie Sullivan:I completely agree. And we were on tour last year and we traveled all the time. And the outfit choices combined with the hygienic deficiency. Choices. Deficiency. Yes, yes. In the United States of America airports, you know, there's a lot. Our airports need to be better. We need to have air traffic controllers. I just read an article today that raw sewage was coming out of a ceiling in the Atlanta airport. And I thought, boy, that's terrible. And then I thought, well, maybe because everybody in the Atlanta airport is not wearing deodorant, maybe it would be a respite from the BO to smell raw sewage.

51:00Angie Sullivan:And I just think we need to get a lot of super judgmental people at the doors of airports, and we need to start gatekeeping. And we need to take it back to where flying is a privilege. And you need to at least be travel ready. You know when you're traveling overseas and United Airlines, it's like you're travel ready because you entered in your passport and everything. We need to add another travel ready thing. Like have you brushed your teeth? Yes. Have you scraped your tongue? Have you flossed? Have you exfoliated armpits? Have you applied deodorant? Have you wiped your ass? On and on and on.

51:31When was the last shower? Shower within 12 hours of boarding. Exactly. Oh, that's absolutely key. You know, another thing I've had it with is these people online. They'll like promote one these peddlers on TikTok. Or like I found this is a click the shopping cart. Please don't. I've never swiped away from a video faster. If it if it has that little shopping cart, I run not to the store to the next video. But these people, they'll go on. There's this one thing. And it's like this like peel where people put it on. They're like, look at all this dead skin that's coming off of my face. And I just think this is not what you think it is.

52:12One, it's the product balling up. And two, if you think that a product is going to ball up a bunch of dead skin, that means you're not washing yourself. If you have that much dead skin just sitting, my skin is so dull. What are you doing? And are you just sitting in the shower? Like it's like, let the rain fall. Like just like just letting the water come down. and you're like, well, I did it. No, you got to get in there and you got to fucking scrub. Every time I take a shower, I am near bleeding. And I think everyone should be like that. I'm coming out of there with a rug burn because I'm scrubbing myself down to the bone.

52:52Okay. I have to ask you a question.

52:54Angie Sullivan:So we've started this new, uh, hypothesis or a new grievance that since MAGA, they're all about like anti LGBTQ plus. They're all anti immigrants. They're just, you know, they just want white people doing white people stuff. So my thing is like, you don't get to watch sports anymore. You just get to go to Cracker Barrel and listen to there's a beer, a tear in my beer type music. So as an American athlete that was in the Olympics, And when you know that Smokey Eye Sociopath J.D. Vance, that's my nickname for the Vice President of the United States. I love it. Smokey Eye Sociopath J.D. Vance wants to go and watch American athletes at the Olympics.

53:43Angie Sullivan:And some of these athletes are black or brown skin. Some of these athletes might be homosexual like yourself. I think that they shouldn't get to enjoy the wonderful beauty of the diverse part of our country. And if you were skating right now in this upcoming Olympics that we're going to have in this country with Trump, and you know Smokey Eye is going to be there, you know Taco Tits is going to be there. God, how embarrassing. KK is going to be there. Would it just get in your craw a little bit that they're cheering for you while at the same time stoking up all the rural rubes to think that you're some sort of groomer or something like it pisses me off that they want it both ways.

54:26I'll tell you that like knowing this administration and we've all lived through it once before a different version of it that they'll be there, but they will actively not be cheering for those athletes and they'll be actively pushing their own agenda at the expense of those athletes. Just to make like a mockery of it. And, you know, I when I competed at the Olympics, Mike Pence was head of the athlete delegation. And I was asked like a simple question of like, what do you think about that? And I said that, you know, he doesn't stand up for, you know, what I believe in. He's a proponent of conversion therapy and somebody who thinks that, like I need to be fixed definitely doesn't represent me.

55:14And so I, I don't agree with it. And we went on to, well, that interview ended. I did it in the parking lot of my rink outside of a Taco Bell. So it was just, you know, it was what it was. And a few, like the next day I, and I was like some, like absolutely nobody had just, not that I'm like some huge somebody now, But it was before I had even competed at the Olympics. And I was at the rink the next day. I had my phone off like I was on the ice training. And I turn it on and I have all of these missed calls. And they are from the head of the U.S. Olympic Committee, head of U.S. figure skating.

55:54And I listen to them. I'm like, I'm in trouble. What did I do? And I listen to the voicemails. And they're all like, please contact us immediately. the office of the vice president wants to like, uh, reach out to you. And, um, so they wanted to set up this meeting and I declined the meeting because I mean, I was trying to get ready to go to the Olympics. I wasn't going to spend any time. One, Mike Pence had never heard of me before this article. What was he going to, what were we going to meet about? Right? Like it, we were not going And it was not going to go anywhere. And if anything, it would have just been like, oh, no, they met.

56:36It's all good. And so it just, you know, it came and went and it came and it went. By the time I got to the Olympics, somebody had leaked that they had reached out. And I was like, I don't know, ask them. And it went back and forth. And it just like blew up to this big thing. And just to go back to your point of like, they'll be cheering for you. I remember being at the Olympics and like all of those fucking inbred Trump kids were all like, fuck Adam Rippon. And I'm like, fuck Adam Rippon. Fuck the fucking dentist that gave you those fucking toilet teeth, Don Jr. It's so they won't be cheering.

57:15And that's what's going to be so terrible is that, you know, Donald Trump, anytime somebody says anything slightly positive in his direction, he's like kissing their ass immediately and anytime anybody says and it doesn't matter who they are or or whatever if they're an american athlete competing in the united states at an olympic games he'll talk shit about them and that's why he's a motherfucker yeah if he even is alive by 2020 that's what i keep saying jennifer always i've been saying that all the time okay

57:44Angie Sullivan:number one this i knew i loved you like when you asked angie if she was okay over the bang meltdown. That was like love at first, that first time. But this, knowing that you, like before you won your medal, before you competed, that you had that kind of conviction and principle and you stood up for yourself and you stood up for your community and then you wouldn't allow him the decency of trying to make him, not decency, you wouldn't allow him the time to assuage his bigotry towards your community by saying, I've spoken to him and we're okay. I like, you know what? I think it's I orgasm a cock over you for that.

58:23Oh my God, I just orgasmed at the cock.

58:26Angie Sullivan:At the cock. I worship that level of conviction and it just is becoming more and more rare. And I just commend you so much for that. And I just, as we head into more and more of this just abject fuckery of this administration, I think it's so important that we talk about it in stories like yours be told because this didn't just happen with Trump. Mike Pence was a bigot before Trump picked him to be his vice president. And this stuff has been building and building and building. But I don't want to get too deep because we have another podcast that we talk about politics on. But I do want to ask you if you saw the image of Don Jr.

59:05Angie Sullivan:in that kind of tight sweater a couple weeks ago. Did you say, of course, do you, I'm kind of thinking, you know how they have all that online, like you can buy a sneaker, you can buy a Bible, you can buy a Trump trout, like the online flea market is what I call it. It's so disgusting, by the way. MAGA man bras. Actually, that's a great idea. I think so too. A collaboration with Skims. Because I think that there's a huge market for that. Because you know what I think is, because the male loneliness epidemic is so true and so sad. It's so sad that these men are so lonely, but if they just had the support of a bra, because they can't get the support of the people around them.

59:49Right. But I think that you are totally onto it. The support of maybe just lifting the breast tissue a few inches above of where, you know, where it should be, um, on a male body. I think that it would be, uh, really helpful. And I think that this is something that

1:00:05Angie Sullivan:you should um shark tank i think i should trademark shark tank it mark cuban yeah i got in a fight with the uh kevin o 'leary kevin o 'leary on cnn and it was absolutely delicious thank you i think i hate kevin o 'leary i do too and i hated him before this prick yeah he's the worst shark he's out there always giving the worst motherfucking deal they'll somebody will come in with a piece of shit. And then everyone else will be like, no. And Kevin will like a little fucking snake come in there and try to charge some royalty. The worst shark never want to make a deal with Kevin. Come on. It's just no.

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1:03:07I love it. I love this game. Yes.

1:03:10Angie Sullivan:Oh my God. Welcome to had it or hit it. I would hit it. Had it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. Adam, had it or hit it, people under 20? Had it. I think you need to grow up and I don't want to hear what you have to say until you can rent a car. There are people under 20 going onto the internet in our day and age, and they are giving medical advice. Stop that. Read a book. Get your GED and get off of the internet. Stop it. It's so awful. True. It is so true. I always joke around with my kids. my son Roman is 19 and I'll be like, I'll be like, Roman, you should have known to do that.

1:03:59Angie Sullivan:He's like, mom, I didn't know. And I'm like, what have you ever done with your life, Roman? Come on, pull yourself together. Right. You know what happens when I don't know? I look it up. Right. And they're addicted to not knowing. I don't know. I don't know how to stop. Look it up. That's what I did when I was taking the fucking Greyhound bus. I looked it up. Troubleshoot. Stop being 20. Yeah. Okay. Had it or hit it. Amazon storefronts. I've okay I've had it with them I am hitting them up I'll be honest I am going there and at the end of the day I'm going you know what I am glad that that you know somebody from that somebody place is getting this commission and they deserve this three cents because now I have some sort of device that can suck the hair out of the dryer that gets stuck in the vent and I wouldn't have had that before.

1:04:55And I also have detangling shampoo for my dogs, which I never would have looked up because my dogs have short hair and their hair doesn't even get tangled. But there was something so appealing about this woman who had this really ugly rescue dog. And I thought, what if my dogs do have, you know, at one time in point, tangled hair and now they won't. And so I've had it with the peddling. I am hitting up those Amazon storefronts. I'll be brutally honest with you. I'm choking up. I'm getting emotional. I'm, you know, the other thing people are selling these. I'm so sorry, everybody. They're selling these other things on TikTok.

1:05:32It's all over the place. They're like, the nail clippers haven't been updated in 100 years. It's an edgy. They're just like, it's a new nail clipper. And people are losing their goddamn shit over it to make a dollar. Please. It's just not worth it. In 20 years, when we look back, I'm gonna cry when 20 years when we look back it will not be worth it and your children's children will know that you took to the internet and said I've never seen anything like it and it

1:06:01Angie Sullivan:was a nail clipper oh my god okay had it or hit it buttons in cars okay I've I'm hitting the buttons. I'm missing the pushing of the buttons. I just got a new car. I'm bragging. In this car, there's not a button to be found. I'm looking around. I'm touching everything. It's everything is a completely smooth surface. It's just a giant iPad in the middle. Where are the buttons? Where's the switches? I want to hear the click. I want to feel the push because also when I'm driving, what do you want? Want me to scroll through the internet to like try to figure out how to turn the air conditioning on?

1:06:47No, because back in the day, back when America was great, we actually had buttons in the fucking cars. So I could kind of read it like braille of where the air conditioning was. And now I can't. Now I'm having to say, everybody, sorry, I'm going 80 miles an hour on the highway. This will just take a second. Kind of going through the whole thing, scroll, scroll, scroll, looking for the air conditioning. Put the buttons back in the car. It's got to be more reliable than a fucking iPad.

1:07:13Angie Sullivan:And there's something so satisfying about pushing a button. Right. You know, back in the day, and I don't know if you're too young for this, but there were these adding machines, like calculators that had a little receipt on them, like a little white paper thing. And it was the most satisfying thing on the planet to be like$25.99 plus. And it goes, and the receipt kind of spits it out. You're pushing these physical buttons and it like makes these clanking noises. Don't you remember your mother? Or like a secretary, they would use the back of a pencil. the eraser. And some of these women were fierce with these calculator machines with the white roll and then they tear the receipt off and hand it to you.

1:07:52And I just, God, it's just,

1:07:54Angie Sullivan:you know what? It's a, I orgasm. What is my quote? Orgasm at the cop. Oh my God. I just orgasmed at the cop. That's exactly what it's like. Okay. All right. Had it or hit it. You know what? You're an interior designer. You know how important a beautiful switch is. You know how incredible how I just oh my God, I just orgasmed at the cock when you hear that click of a button. You know that. OK, Adam, had it or hit it? Riley Gaines. Oh, God, I really have had it with her. Let me tell you, somebody who was fifth. I've got to say, you know, what's so sad is that like for anybody this like that's not easy what she was able to like to do.

1:08:46Like she was a good athlete, a good athlete, not a great athlete. But that she thinks that she can like stand toe to toe with somebody like Simone Biles is so absolutely fucking insane. and I hate her because I think that she is a peddler because she is going out there and she's one step away from going I've never seen a nail clipper like this only she's doing it about everything else she's doing everything she can every time they hit her on Fox News she's in the she's in the suit and she's in the hair yeah and she is auditioning and I'm like you don't even fucking care about what you're talking about.

1:09:33You're just pissed off. And what I truly believe, I truly believe this is that it all happened. And then somebody got in her ear and was like, it's not right. This isn't right. And it's just like one day I couldn't, I don't feel sorry for her, but there's a part of me that does because one day if she ever does wake up, she'll be completely ashamed of herself. And I hope she is because the way that she goes out and she finds these like obscure teams in these small towns where there's, you know, a little girl softball team where it's just these girls are just playing softball. They're 10 years old and you're trying to dox them and, you know, harass these families.

1:10:14Get a fucking grip. First of all, you don't even you shouldn't have a platform to be for your rhetoric to even be able to get out there.

1:10:23Angie Sullivan:just she's a sorry sore loser agree and you know on fox news they will say uh they will call her an uh olympic swimmer she was never in the olympics and then she doesn't correct them she allows the lie to perpetuate and there's this guy that i follow on twitter and his twitter name is evan loves wharf and he just trolls the fuck out of riley gains and every single time she tweets He retweets it and he puts, did they beat you at swimming too? Yes. Every grievance she had. I love these tweets. Have you seen this guy? And he just is relentless with her because she got fifth place. Right. And she acts like this grave injustice has occurred to this blonde haired, blue eyed MAGA female, you know, who all she had to do, all you have to do to be qualified to work at Fox is say, I will orgasm at Donald Trump's cock.

1:11:21Angie Sullivan:And then you're going to have a job. And then more than likely, you could get a job with the federal government if you do well enough defending Trump on Fox News. It's just fucking insane. But I hate this. I hate this. I cannot stand this. I can't stand her. I can't stand her. And I'm just like, you got fifth place. Like, nobody is talking about fifth place. And not even at the Olympics. Not at the Olympics. And here's the deal. She's one of those people that her mommy told her, you're the best and you would have won. But for that, blah, blah, blah. It's like, no, you wouldn't have won. You would have been fourth, fourth, fourth, fourth, fourth.

1:11:53No, she would have been fifth still. She tied for fifth. She still would have been fifth. Nothing would have changed. She tied for fifth with the person she's complaining about. She tied for fifth with the girl she is like trying to take down her life. And if Leah wasn't even in that race, she'd still be fifth. Like, what are we not getting? And then when they go on Fox News, it's not even the Olympian that like, where they're like, she's an Olympian. That doesn't even, it does bother me. It doesn't bother me as much as they're like, you would have been my hero. I would have had a poster of you in my room.

1:12:36No, you would not have a poster. No, no. She's selling edgy nail clippers on TikTok. That she is a disaster. She's a disaster. I hate her because she is like completely her whole platform. And I just think, you know, I, one, I've loved listening to this podcast and I love how political you both are, but the pendulum swings, you guys, we all know this, the pendulum swings and it swings one direction and it gets overcompensated and we swing another direction. This won't last. This won't last. And what will you do when the pendulum swings the other direction. You will have ruined your life and you're a 20-year-old girl who tied for 50 years.

1:13:25It's just not going to work out.

1:13:28Angie Sullivan:You know what amazes me? Because I'm with you. I always tell pumps all the time, all of this MAGA stuff that these people don't realize is how short-sighted they're being. And then these pundits that get out there that have completely morally compromised themselves, where like two years ago, they're on tape saying one thing about Trump. And now they've caved and they keep leaving more and more videographic evidence of what duplicitous hypocrites they are. And it's just so short sighted because at some point this will end and it's going to end in a spectacular face. Spectacular. And what will remain is what side you stood on.

1:14:07Angie Sullivan:Did you cave? Did you go rush to the MAGA morons and vote against the people that you care about, that you're nice to their face and then go vote behind their back because I'm not fucking doing that. And then the people, I've been so shocked at how many pussies live in this country. The amount of people that have bent the knee to him where if you're a billionaire, like Jeff Bezos, you fucking won at capitalism. You're so unaffected by any of this shit. Why did you bend the knee to him? I'm just so shocked. I mean, but what do you expect? He had carpet at his wedding. He can buy anything. He can buy absolutely anything.

1:14:53And he and Lauren Sanchez went to, you know, floors and decor and they went, we'll take it. And it's like, they're like, no, but that's, that's a great carpet. And you know what? No, we'll take it. We'll take it all. He could have literally carved marble out of like the rarest stones and like they laid it down and they leave it for the people of Italy. But they he had great carpet at his wedding. And we sometimes have the bar too high. We sometimes think like, no, they should know better. No, people used to build buildings. The Rockefeller Center, that's a family, right? They built that and it's still there, right?

1:15:35You know, it's not still there. The gray carpet in Venice.

1:15:38Angie Sullivan:it's gone already such a good point okay last one had it or hit it jd vance i've had it with jd vance he is i just he is absolutely exactly what you were talking about of somebody who was on the record of being a never trump guy to then you know completely changing his mind and i think like i I don't know how they don't feel this or they're not seeing what they're doing as like I can see absolutely through what you're doing. This is an opportunity for you to gain power. And so you've decided that, you know, I can revert back on what I said. And, you know what, maybe I was wrong on this. But the difference is between this and like in the past.

1:16:26Right. Because I think sometimes people try to make comparisons to the past. of maybe in the past, there's been a politician who was like, I don't believe in gay marriage. And they changed their mind on that. I think the difference between this, besides the very obvious ones, but is that like, you've decided to change your mind to going, well, you know what? Yeah, you're right. Immigrants don't belong here. And I don't believe people should have, I don't know what I was thinking that people should have rights or people should feel safe. And that's where, you know i think we all draw the line and i think that's he's you know he's he's the epitome of like the worst of the worst of it this guy who tries to go out there and be like i'm just the cool beer drinking guy and it's like no you're wearing what about the video of him running at disneyland i mean pull that up that is the sprint heard around southern california the pitter patter of those new balances on the sidewalk i'll never forget it and it's a pitter

1:17:29Angie Sullivan:patter it's not like a he's it's a pitter patter i mean here's my thing about like jd vance and all of these guys like they talk non-stop about how masculine they are and how um how girly and how beta liberal men are, yet they have literally changed their entire identity, moral compass, everything about them. For a guy that needs a man bra, that has cankles, that has a pot belly, that cheats at golf, that cannot blend his makeup, there is nothing more beta than a MAGA man. Nothing. Nothing. What you did to Mike Pence is an alpha move all day long and twice on Sunday. as a gay man, Olympic medalist in the United States, you had more alpha energy than all of the MAGA men combined by the way you handled Mike Pence.

1:18:27Angie Sullivan:And I fucking will love you and worship you forever for that. That was the best story. Like I don't want this episode to end and we're out of time. I know. I don't either. I was just thinking the next time one of us is out of town, Adam has to be the guest host. You have to be the guest host. Yes. You have to be our new guest host. I would love it. Yeah. And I'll think of Amazon products that I can pitch. Okay. Adam, I just, I just forgot how great it was to have you on. It's been too long. It's been too long. This should be like a reoccurring quarterly. I've had it with not having Adam on once a month.

1:18:58Angie Sullivan:Agree. Yes. I'm there. I'm there. I got the mic. I got the camera. I'm ready to go. I love it. You got the alpha energy. That's right. And good luck with your podcast, your new podcast. Tell us the name again. Yes. It's intrusive thoughts. Love that. And you can listen to it wherever you listen to podcasts and wherever you get your products on Amazon. I'm sure you can find it somewhere there. I'm going to listen to it while I play with my new fingernail clippers. I have an orgasm. I need the cock. And as I orgasm. All right. And you've never seen anything like it. I love you guys so much. I'm going to stop.

1:19:33Angie Sullivan:Bye, Adam. Thank you. Bye. I love him. I love him. And I knew I loved him. Like I remember, oh, I'm excited to have him again. I fucking love him. We went over time like by 15 minutes. On purpose. And there's nothing in there that's boring that needs to be cut because he's that spectacular. When he said she still would have gotten fifth place. I honestly had to squeeze so I wouldn't pee my pants. I was laughing so hard. Did you do a kegel? I was kegeling over here. You were in my green glasses and my green shirt. I was kegeling because I was laughing so hard. I'm like, I'm going to tinkle in my pants.

1:20:08Angie Sullivan:He's fucking hilarious. Kegeling for Adam Rippon. That's right. That's what maybe we should title this episode. Kegeling with Adam Rippon. I think he said Rippon. Did he? Kylie. Okay. Rippon. Because we got back. I thought it was Rippon. I introduced him as Rippon. Because we. Because we're Southern and Rippon. Rippon. Rippon. Rippon. Yeah. Adam Rippon. Olympic medalist Adam Rippon. Adam, what's up? No, he's the best. He's the best. All right. Okay. Okay, tell them about the book. Okay. We have a book and we also have the audio book if you would like to hear our Southern

1:20:47accents whisper in your ear the words to this gorgeous book. And it's called Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. There's a link in our bio. You can get it anywhere you get books. You can get it audio book. Can you get it on Amazon storefronts? I don't know. I've seen it in the airport. Does that count? that's that's that a storefront i mean that's a storefront but is it am i don't know okay we gotta go we gotta go we will see you next tuesday and thursday

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