MAGA Christians SUCK

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24:33Angie Sullivan:I have some news stories I'd like to share. First one is, this is for you pumps, there is a serial butt sniffer and he was arrested again this week for the same offense. A man known for a bizarre and disturbing offense has been arrested once again this week for the same behavior that previously landed him in jail, reportedly sniffing people's behinds without consent. The individual was initially arrested months ago after multiple complaints were filed. Despite his release, police say surveillance footage shows he resumed the same actions shortly after. Officials are now considering stricter sentencing due to the repetitive nature of the crime.

25:18Angie Sullivan:What I want to see, and I know this is really fucked up, but I want to see the surveillance footage. That's what I was going to say. How is he doing this? Obviously, he's doing it in public if there's surveillance. Is he just leaning over? Are you going and pulling somebody's pants back and then sticking your nose down in there? Are you doing a finger down the ass crack? I need the details of this. That's fucked up. I get it. But I kind of want to see the surveillance footage of the ass sniffing. And listen, I oppose this. I oppose it completely. I'm anti non-consensual ass sniffing. I want that put in the permanent record.

25:51Angie Sullivan:We here at I've Had It Podcasts oppose non-consensual ass sniffing. However, it's piqued my curiosity. Yeah. And I would like to see the, it says here, surveillance footage of that he's resumed the same actions after getting his wrist slapped before. You're a sick fuck because you're like, put the finger down there and say, I didn't even consider that. You're just going all the way. Well, I didn't. I mean, how do you like I would hope through clothes. I would hope that if somebody pulled my pants and my panties back and just did a sniff, I would hope that there would be no smell of ass there. I would I personally like to keep my ass in such condition that it would require some digging around to get the desired ass smell.

26:42Angie Sullivan:And then. Yeah. I just I want I need to know more details about we have body cam footage. This footage should be somewhere on the Internet. Kylie get to work. See if you can find it. OK. Next up, we have a study found that Trump supporters report enjoying the pain of others, lacking empathy and having higher levels of psychopathy, manipulativeness, callousness and narcissism. So we have been saying this forever. And clearly now the science is catching up. And I think this is true. And this goes hand in hand with what we're talking about, these MAGA Christians. And these are, you know, the white MAGA Christian culture that that, you know, came out in droves to the tune of over 90 percent and voted for this guy.

27:27Angie Sullivan:These people inherently, when you believe that there's this being this entity that loves you more than anything on the planet has perfect plan for you, etc., your BFF, your savior, your dad, your grandpa, all this stuff. Right. But also, if you don't love him back enough, then he's going to send you to get tortured in hell forever. That's inherently a very toxic relationship. It's very transactional. If you went to a therapist and said, I've got this boyfriend and he says that if I don't do X, Y, Z, then he's going to torture me, your therapist would say break up with him. You're dealing with a psychopath.

28:08Angie Sullivan:But nobody ever talks about this as it relates to evangelical Christianity, the toxic relationship that they are now able to promote in at work proselytize to people. But think about that, Pumps. If you went, if you're in a relationship right now and your boyfriend said, if you're not a good girl, if you think about screwing another guy, if you think about doing unauthorized ass sniffing, I'm going to, and you don't tell me that I'm the greatest thing in the world, the center of your life. And you told you, you described this relationship with your therapist. What would your therapist say? Break up with them, inpatient treatment, codependency, like the list goes on.

28:49Angie Sullivan:So what I'm saying here is when you're when the center of your life is based on a very toxic relationship and people need to get outside of their indoctrination to realize it, then that sets the psychological soil. If the person who you think is your savior or the being who you think is your savior is going to torture you forever with some missteps or if you don't worship them good enough, then at some point that sets the psychological soil for you to develop the structures to have relationships that are similar to where if you could be dehumanized so easily right and sent to hell then in your daily life it's going to be really easy for you to dehumanize other people so I think these things are connected I agree and I think the lack of empathy and like you said over 90 percent of evangelical Christians went for Trump it's the lack of empathy because it's so easy for them to dehumanize other people because they believe they're better.

29:46And that what happens to them can't happen to me.

29:49Angie Sullivan:But also, don't you think if you're supposed to worship and love this thing so much that if you don't do it good enough, he's going to torture you forever is a pretty fucked up form of love. That's how I grew up. So absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. And then And lastly, this is great news. Death of the alpha male as science reveals who really holds power in the battle of the sexes. The alpha male may be more of a myth than reality, as researchers have found that among many species, he is not the one in charge. A recent study has revealed that female primates won far more power struggles than expected.

30:31Angie Sullivan:And in most species, there is no clear male dominance at all. Researchers from Germany studied real fights between 151 groups of male and female primates who are among the most intelligent group of mammals and include humans, monkeys, and apes. They found that in the majority of cases, females pushed males aside and even controlled the mating process, challenging the longstanding belief that male dominance is the norm. I completely agree. I think we see that all the time. And I think that's one reason why right now the alpha male manosphere is so out of control, because women are saying, we know that we believe that and we're done with your bullshit.

31:14That's I mean, I'm hopeful that my daughter, when she's my age, it will be a different landscape. I'm pretty optimistic.

31:22Angie Sullivan:I hope so, too. But I feel like we're living in the regressive states of America right now. So I hope to God she's not wearing some handmade costume by the time. No shit. Because, I mean, it's what's happened with these religions and the streamlining of the cruelty and these trad wives acting like that's cool and fun. Meanwhile, they're not really trad wives. They're fucking the career women. Right. That that are influencers. Yeah. You know, so that's just a total fucking lie. All right. Kylie, what do we have next? I've got some voice memos today. Okay. And up first, we've got Ryan. Oh, my God.

32:03Angie Sullivan:Jen, Kathy, Riley, HBSA. I'm beside myself right now because I just got the report that Ryan Walters has some pornos playing on his damn office TV. this motherfucker who had the goddamn audacity to throw some damn Trump Bibles in the classroom and to try to be anti-pornography and this, that, the other thing had the goddamn porn. Oh, I can't wait. I need to hear your take on this. I cannot wait. Bring it to me. I need to tap my vein and inject it. Mainline it. I need it now. Okay. So, listener, Ryan Walters is the superintendent of school in our state that we live in, Oklahoma. He is a total Bible thumper.

32:56Angie Sullivan:He talks nonstop about the Bible and that the kids need to learn from the Bible. And America was founded on the Bible, even though America is never mentioned in the Bible. And he talks about wanting the Ten Commandments in school. And he's just dumber than a box of hot rocks. But he also talks a lot about porn, about drag queens, about trans people, and about gender identity. And for me, an atheist that has lived in the Bible Belt my whole life, I have always known the louder somebody is about their religion, 12 times out of 10, the more fucked up they are. Right. It's always, always the case.

33:38Angie Sullivan:I have never, ever, ever been shocked by that. If somebody's overtly religious, I know immediately they're overtly fucked up. So Ryan Walters, of course, is doing some sort of Zoom call or something. And he's got some porn playing in the background, of course. But here's the thing about the Ryan Walters thing. Of course, this guy sits around and watches porn all the time. Of course, this I mean, who knows? I'm sure it's as much as he talks about trans people and drag queens and gay people. I'm sure it is a potpourri, an all you can eat buffet. of the styles of porn for which he has a proclivity for.

34:16Angie Sullivan:However, Ryan Walters will get away with all of this with no fucking problem because MAGA Christians are just as fucked up as he is. And in order to address Ryan Walters' sexual depravity, in order to address Donald Trump's sexual depravity, the women would have to address their own or their husbands. and so on and so forth. And so it will, this, we were in like a post-moral America where the people who claim to care so much about sex are the ones who were doing the naughty, fucked up naughty, the fucked up naughty stuff, which listen, I mean, if Ryan Walters wants to watch porn all the time, I don't give a shit.

35:03Angie Sullivan:But what I care about is him acting like he is, you know, the HBIC of Christians and of Jesus, and he's cramming religion down everybody's throat. And he's such a fucking hypocrite. And personally, I mean, I get a gaydar peeing from him. That was what surprised me is that it was not gay porn. When they said it was straight porn, I was just like. Don't you think that's intentional on his part? To kind of veer away from his gaydar? Yeah, to try to say, look, I'm into women. He'd probably just I mean, I'm just going to hypothetically analyze here. Maybe he had just had a major, you know, session where he did a bunch of gay stuff, either virtual or in person.

35:47Angie Sullivan:And then there's all this guilt. Oh, my God, blah, blah. And so it's like I'm going to put the, you know, the TNA on the on the screen so people won't think that I'm gay. It's kind of like, you know, Moses Mike Johnson. He sits around, talks about gay people, does all the pray the gay away stuff. Where's this kid that he adopted when he was in his 20s? He adopts some teenage son and now the son is completely gone. Yeah. Haven't heard anything about him. Crickets. You know, that's interesting. I mean, that's pretty diabolical, but he's so diabolical. And I just want to tell everybody, Oklahoma is the 50th state in education.

36:24This man has successfully made us the very last in education. and he is the porn thing didn't shock me at all because he talks about it non-stop. So I knew that he had some kind of porn thing.

36:37Angie Sullivan:But yeah, the straight was the only thing that's has Kevin Stitt, the governor, is he weighed in? Do we know the girls are fighting? Ryan Walters made a statement yesterday and he thinks that Governor Stitt asked board members to set him up, supposedly. OK, and what is Governor Stitt responded? I haven't seen a direct response from him. Here's the thing about Kevin Stitt, that he is the biggest dipshit on the planet. And I'm sure there's other governors that are like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She's a fucking dipshit. But Kevin Stitt is so stupid. He gets when he wins his second term. I'll never forget this.

37:14Angie Sullivan:I saw it on TV. He said, I want to dedicate every square inch of this state to Jesus Christ. So, OK, he does it. But since then, the state statistically has gotten worse and worse and worse and worse. And he never calls out Ryan Walters. Because he agrees with Ryan Walters. He just wishes Ryan wasn't so nutty about it. And this is the same way that people are about Trump. All these country club Republicans that you and I know, they agree with all the depravity that Trump is doing. They like it. They just in proper circles and polite upper class circles, they won't say it out loud because they know how depraved it is.

37:53Angie Sullivan:And that's more diabolical. And Kevin Stitt is like we had I think it was 2010. We had a Democratic governor. Right. Brad Henry. We were ranked, I think, 17th in education out of all 50 states. Since then, we've had Republican super majorities in the state. Now we're ranked 50th and we've got some porn addict closet case. Out here putting the Ten Commandments in classrooms. I've never seen. I have, as an interior designer, I've hung out with gay men my entire adult life. They don't talk about sex as much as MAGA Republicans do. They don't. Genitals, who's doing what in their bedroom. They're obsessed with it.

38:35They're obsessed with it.

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41:46Angie Sullivan:Okay, up next we've got Wesley. Hi ladies. Okay, I have had it with people who don't know the difference between good people versus nice people. prime example i just listened to a podcast with robert reich who i love and adore he was talking about how he recently had a dinner party with like 12 to 15 trump supporters and how he walked away with a totally different view and perspective on them now he thinks most of them are decent good people who were just sold a bad sale of goods and how they were all so lovely and polite at dinner how they loved their family blah blah blah and it's like what yeah no shit did you expect them to like hiss at you like lizards did you expect them to shoot venom in your eye yeah no fuck everybody likes to be polite at dinner time everybody loves their family but that doesn't mean that they're not still fucking evil and that they don't still vote for evil shit so i just i don't know i feel like people who have only lived around liberals their whole life their first time seeing maga they're like oh they're kind of nice well yeah but they're still evil we have to know the difference that's such a great point it's a really good point and i i can attest to this like Like you will all have exchanges with people and it's friendly.

42:57Angie Sullivan:And I know they're MAGA and I know that they're probably embarrassed triple Trumpers. I know that they won't say it outwardly, but I know that they're, you know, snorting Fox News and Freebase and Newsmax and probably, you know, dipping over to Rogan and all of this, you know, the harder drugs. But and they can be pleasant and nice. But I know because I live in a state where these MAGA policies have just demolished the poor. And I know what fucking hypocrites and how greedy these people are that I don't fall prey to thinking that they are really good people. Are they situationally polite? Yes.

43:36Angie Sullivan:Are they good to their families? Yes. Are they nice to their pets? Yes. But that's it. That's the end of the list. These are not people who walk the walk and talk the talk. These are people that sit in judgment. And the one thing, my one takeaway from MAGA is this. Number one, party of sexual deviance. Yeah. Number two, profile and cowardice. I've never seen so many titty babies crying, whining, complaining nonstop. They all complain all the time. I saw that Charlie Kirk went to New York the other day. He sends out a tweet. I was in New York and I felt so unsafe the entire time I was there. Like, Charlie Kirk, you're the biggest fucking pussy on the planet.

44:16Angie Sullivan:You talk this big talk. You're such a big, badass, MAGA, alpha male. You did the video where Kamala Harris's husband walks behind you and you go beta. But then a month later, you're in New York and you're scared shitless. Guess what? Charlie Kirk pumps an eye, ride the subway every single time we go to New York, all the time when we're up there a couple times a month. Never felt scared, not for one second of one day. Charlie Kirk, you're a pussy, a hypocrite a liar a grifter an opportunist it's ridiculous but lastly my point about maga is it is a poor it is an attack on poor people yeah it is an attack on the poorest among us either globally or you know in our own country and they like it they like to attack and belittle poor people and so the people whoever this podcaster was that had dinner with them if you can't like i always know when I'm around MAGA people and I always keep it at the forefront of my brain, they're okay with racism.

45:17Angie Sullivan:They're okay with deporting people. They're okay with attacking the poor. I keep it right here. And I don't fall prey to thinking they're good people because I will not give them that space. I'm always a little bit icy. Yeah, no. And I have become that way as time goes on and it becomes worse and worse and worse. And it's individualism and it's a lack of empathy. And I just I always take it back to they think they're better than you, period. They think they're better than you and they can judge you. And what happens to you doesn't matter because they've dehumanized people. And that's why Trump gets away with alligator fucking Alcatraz, that kind of shit.

45:53Yeah. Up next, we've got Nick. Hello, patriots. This is Nikki from deep in the red state of South Carolina. And I could go on and on ad nauseum about all of my political grievances. But I recently listened to an old episode where Jennifer was talking about Josh's plastic cosmetic ear surgery situation. And I will do you one grievance better and say that I have an almost four-year-old and a husband. And they kind of bogart my illnesses or issues. So I can say, ooh, my stomach hurts. And suddenly one or both of them will also have a stomach ache. and it is happening constantly. I can't have so much as a tiny headache and mention it without one or the other or both basically stealing my thunder and not allowing me, the mom, who's obviously doing all the work, to have her moment of just I'm tired or I'm in pain or anything.

46:55So I'm just tired of people stealing my sick thunder. This happens to me. Yeah. Well, I did it to you in the doctor's office that day. Yeah. Remember? Yeah. Like you were there because you were really, really sick. And I started getting all the symptoms you were talking about sitting in the waiting room. The difference is I knew I was doing it. I knew it was psychosomatic. I knew that it was fucked up in my head. That happens all the time.

47:19Angie Sullivan:Happens all the time. So let me share an update with the listener. For those of you that are new, my husband is a hypochondriac. And he had this ear problem. He stayed home from work because he had earwax buildup. and then it escalates to where he got a surgery on the ear, which I considered at the time to be an elective surgery. I didn't say that out loud. And then the doctor called me post-op and said, I hope I got his ear the way he wants it. There was a parent hole in the eardrum. He had surgery on it 20 years ago. He felt like the hole was back. He wanted it re-skin graft, et cetera. All right, so we go to Europe.

47:55Angie Sullivan:All right, so this ear surgery was a couple months ago. So we have this big summer vacation planned for my husband, me and our two sons. And Josh tells me a few days before the trip, out of the clear blue sky, that his ear doctor had cleared him for air travel. I didn't ask for this information. I didn't think it was an option. I didn't know that such a clearance was required. But it gets worse. And I've been waiting to tell you this, Angie, until we were filming. So we go to Majorca and Capri, right? And we're in the ocean a lot. And Josh has purchased and or had made these very high-end looking ear plugs.

48:43Angie Sullivan:There's a couple of different. I saw a red pair and I saw a blue pair. And it like is molded in. It fits into the ear. And then there's a string that goes back behind it and it goes into the other ear. Each time we were in a boat about to jump into the ocean, he would start putting in his what I believe are custom made earplugs. I didn't ask because I refuse to discuss the ears with him. I refuse. It's a line in the sand. But in my absence of discussing this with him, I noticed that he told each individual boat driver about his ear surgery. We're talking about people that are Italian and or Spanish that know tourist English.

49:30Angie Sullivan:Right. So when you start saying eardrum, skin graft, things that are, you know, diving deeper in beyond conversational English. And he told every single boat driver about his ear surgery as he was putting on his earplugs. One time I'm in the ocean swimming on my little noodle. And there's this poor kid named Mario. He's probably 20, you know, just cute little wooden boat. So and Josh is involved in an eight to nine minute conversation with Mario about his ear surgery. Uh-uh. No. Well, I kind of blame you for that because if you would talk to him about it, he wouldn't have to talk to everybody else.

50:08But then at the same time, I think he would tell him anyway. It's just a new audience. I think he would tell them anyway. I can't believe the clearing with the ear surgery. I can't believe he said that out loud. I can't believe he called his doctor to ask.

50:21Angie Sullivan:Or maybe he went for an appointment. Again, I didn't ask follow up questions. He just said, he called me before we left and he said, well, the doctors cleared me for the flight. And I just, you know, like took a beat and then probably changed the subject because I just feel like that this is something that I can't discuss. And people that have been married a long time, right, understand this. People that are in new relationships, you cannot understand what I'm saying. But when you've been married with somebody for a long time, you realize the things that are worthy of discussion and the things that are detrimental for you to discuss.

50:59Angie Sullivan:And for me, it's detrimental for me to discuss the ear. Well, and it's stupid. At the end of the day, it's just stupid. But here's the deal. I'm surprised the vanity with the earplugs and the string on the back. That surprises me, the vanity part of it. I agree, but I think the hypochondria superseded the vanity in this instance. I mean, this is, and I do believe that he needed the earplugs because he did have the surgery. Sure. I don't think you could just go submerge your head in the ocean, salt water, you know, being a nut, swimming. I do think he needed the earplugs. What I thought was unnecessary entirely was the description of the ailments in the surgery to the Italian boat drivers.

51:45Angie Sullivan:Yeah, that's bad. That is bad, bad, bad. Yeah, embarrassing. All right, last one, Kylie. Okay, the last one we've got is from Allie. this is a pretty niche problem but i've had it with fucking old people buying electric cars my husband and i commute for work so we bought an electric car uh and every time we're at these fucking charging stations grandpa or grandma pootie pants show up and they don't know how to plug in the car they don't know how to use the computer they're very confused and i i don't know if there should be like a crash crash course or some fucking uh prerequisites to own this car but like if you don't know how to use a cell phone a smartphone you shouldn't be able to have a car that needs to plug into a computer to charge like i pull up to the station with a coffee for like two minutes of peace and goddamn quiet from my children and these old fuckers are out here being like and i also try to not make eye contact so that i don't see them like struggling to plug it in and then they come and like knock on my window or um start waving me down and i have had it i've had it you bought the car figure it out read the directions on the goddamn screen like And it's even worse if it's a Tesla, because then like, I know that I've had it even more with them.

53:20So, yeah, I've had it with old people buying electric cars. That is a great one that I would never have thought of. And she's 100 percent right. If you can't use a smartphone, you don't need an electric fucking car. I'm surprised they're that optimistic. Like I know that I am too limited as a human to buy an electric car. That is too much technology. I'm past my prime in learning technology. So I can't imagine that.

53:50Angie Sullivan:Really? You think you've aged out of buying an electric car? I can barely work Instagram. Barely. I did notice. Kylie, have you noticed that when Pat sends DMs, it's in like disappearing mode? Yeah, vanishing mode. Vanishing mode. I don't know how that happens. I know you don't. I don't know how that. So I'm like, I know I can't have an electric car. That is not something that I can do. I can't do it. So these people that do it, I just am like, why are you setting yourself up for failure? I just I never thought about that. And it's a good point on her part, you know, that that she's there and then she's inconvenienced because these people that are already technologically challenged so much are bogarting the chargers and having all of these issues.

54:35Angie Sullivan:I hadn't thought about that, but I will say for the old people that I do think is there's something kind of sweet and earnest. They're probably bored and like, well, honey, let's get one of them electric cars. And they get it. They're trying to figure out how to plug it in now. That does not make me lose any support for our caller because there is nothing worse than being behind somebody in line that is incompetent and ignorant. That is one of the biggest grievances of all time. But to these people that are your age, Angie, that are buying these cars, I think it's kind of cute. Yeah. No, I mean, I would be all in on buying the car, but I know I can't do it.

55:14I just, and if somebody, like if I went to a class, I think she's really right about make people go to a class and like be certified. Like you're, because what happens if I'm in my electric car and it breaks and I don't know how to do it? I mean, I don't know how to do it anyway. What happens if you're in your gas operated car and it breaks? I call someone. But I'm just saying like, I feel like it would scare me to have an electric car. That's just too much technology.

55:38Angie Sullivan:Really? Yeah. I think it's kind of like a phone. you pull up and you plug it in and then there's apps and stuff on it i i think you're selling yourself short i don't know i've just i i'm just saying like to go buy a car at my age when you can't work a cell phone you're very optimistic i agree it's ambitious there's a lot of stuff that your age limits you from doing a lot a lot what have you thought about the bangs anymore well i kind of have them because i have new growth so i kind of have them but they don't come down. See, I kind of have them. Do you think I look older? No, I think you look cute.

56:13Angie Sullivan:I like your hair, but I think you need to get out of your face because you have such a beautiful face. Oh yeah. Let's get it out of your face. Out of my face. All right. All right, guys, that's all we have. And I do want to remind everybody that prime summer reading is still quite ahead of you. So make sure you buy our book, The Hit Manifesto, Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. That's my favorite thing in the world. And we will see you next Tuesday and Thursday.

56:48Angie Sullivan:Listen up, patriots, gaytriots, and natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHIP News. It's Monday through Friday, every day, 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America always served with a side of petty grievances. We are on all the available platforms, Apple, Spotify, Google, whatever. You get your podcasts and YouTube. Please go rate, subscribe, and review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind. Pumps, what does an eagle say? Caw-caw. A little bit more enthusiasm. Caw-caw. That's it. That's the patriotism that this country needs right there.