Pegging for the People

23:35You do.

23:36Jodi Sweitzer:I worship this woman. These are goals. Here's the thing. Like my question for you and for our listener and for our viewer is, is she psycho or is she goals? I'm going goals. I'm thinking goals. I mean, that is dedication, follow through. Like even with all the crazy shit I've seen exes do to each other in divorces, that tops the list of detailed effort. Here's the thing. I can't understand why she was arrested because mailing somebody something, I don't know. I mean, other than if like she got a restraining order. Probably it's probably a restraining order or something. Or, you know, like she violated a restraining order because it looks like she sent the notebook once.

24:24Jodi Sweitzer:And then I'm sure they probably filed a VPO. And then she sent three updates. So it has to be a VPO violation. Has to be. But to me, I'm a judge. I'm thinking, well, let's see it. What's in the book? Oh, for sure. If I was the judge, I would be like, move everything off of the docket for the day. We are going to go through every page of the binder and everything reviewed. I need a PowerPoint. I need a projector. And I would want the gal to give a presentation. Absolutely. I bet she gives a fantastic presentation. You know what my favorite section is? Excuses he will make in order of frequency.

25:03Now that is fantastic. Yeah, love this woman. This is goals. I mean, can you argue it's unhinged?

25:09Jodi Sweitzer:Probably, but it's totally unhinged. My only drawback from this would be like, she's still giving him so much power with the notebook presentation. Like, would you ever sit down and make this about your ex-husband? No, you have to care, right? No, I don't care. But I've always like the opposite of love is not hate. It's ambivalence. If you still have enough juice to make that kind of a binder, you're still in love with them. I mean, your feelings are still unresolved, but I dig it. I dig it. So let me ask you this. When your husband got back from sexual addiction rehab, listener, let me tell you something.

25:50Jodi Sweitzer:Stripper camp. Stripper camp. So Angie's ex goes off to a sex rehab camp and he would call her all the time and talk about how he was working on his trauma egg, his trauma egg, his trauma egg. And perhaps this is back when we smoked cigarettes. She'd call me and she'd be like, he's working on that fucking trauma egg. I can't wait to get my hands on the trauma egg. I can't wait. So he gets home from rehab and she's like, I just need to give it a couple of days. But as soon as he's gone for a while, I'm going to call you. You need to come over on demand or we're going to find the trauma egg. Yeah.

26:20Jodi Sweitzer:And so she calls me and she's like, you need to get your ass over here in like three or four minutes. And so I'm like racing up. She's like, bring two packs of cigarettes. so i get up she's all right let's burn first we go on her back porch we smoke one she goes all right let's go i think i know where it is so we go in right through his closet we find the trauma egg yeah we bring it out to the dining room table meticulously folded out do you remember this you're such an old lady do you remember your dining room table had like those plastic covers for the top of it the cover so that was that's so yes okay take it out take it from here pumps once we found the trauma egg and spread it out.

26:55Okay. So just a reminder to new listeners, this is the same table where I had an off-duty FBI agent come and give him a polygraph before he went to stripper camp. So this is the same dining room table. So it's like a construction paper, like I guess poster board thing. And it was like the biggest circle. And it would say that, you know, something. And it was color-coded. So it was like green and then a strip of another thing. So it was like a layered crate. What would you call that? Poster board paper or some kind of paper with markers and all this shit. And we were just like, fucking A. Like, I cannot believe we spent this much money, blah, blah, blah, blah.

27:38So I don't know if he called while we had it out. But remember, he called and said, I don't want you and Jennifer going through my stuff from rehab. My trauma egg. Stay away from my trauma egg. We were already in it. We were looking at it when he called.

27:57Jodi Sweitzer:But we did find some tidbits. I remember we found some tidbits and we were both like, what is that? What? And then, of course, then we put it all up. And then we go outside and chain smoke to analyze it all. And I can still analyze it. We took it out several days. I mean, it wasn't a one and dinner. There's no way. We took it out multiple times. Multiple times. Which I think his phone call restricting access specifically while we were accessing it probably exacerbated our desire to impulsively access it at will. Yeah. Then it became like he doesn't want us to see the trauma egg. So every day we just need to see the trauma egg.

28:32Yeah. Okay. All right.

28:35Jodi Sweitzer:Moving along. Here's another story. A group of baseball players on the San Francisco Giants are proving why we need Pride Month. Let's pop this up. After three San Francisco Giants pitchers appeared in Friday's game with Bible verses written on their Pride Night caps, MLB issued a warning that similar behavior will not be tolerated. Here is San Francisco Giants pitcher Landon Rupp with his hat. Let's pop this up. There he is. So that's the gay Pride hat. and he has to put on his hat right there with some sort of paint pen or marker. He puts Genesis 9, 12 through 16. This is the passage from the Bible where God sets a rainbow in the sky as a covenant with Noah promising never to flood the earth again.

29:36Jodi Sweitzer:The message from the player is clear. The rainbow belongs to God, not the LGBTQ plus community. Let's just remember here, just for those of you that like to critically think, God's like, I've been a bad boy. I committed genocide. So I'm going to put a rainbow in the sky. And I mean, that's just that is insane. But I digress. Fifteen percent of San Francisco residents, 15 percent identify as LGBTQ plus. The Giants were the first professional sports team to host a game that raised awareness and money for the HIV AIDS epidemic epidemic with until there's a cure day in 1994. Rupp was asked by a reporter why he made the decision.

30:19Jodi Sweitzer:And here's what he said. Play the clip. Why was it important to make that happen? Kind of what the verse says. You know, the rainbow is a symbol of God's covenant to us, and us as believers stand firm in that. But I don't, I mean, it's not anything, you know, it's like there's no hate at all. It's just what I stand for and what I stand in. I believe in God.

30:58All right.

30:59Jodi Sweitzer:Before I move along, just imagine your faith being so fragile. Yeah. That's something that has nothing to do with you, like celebrating pride, but everything to do with the city that employs you or the customers, you know, of the baseball team. And you have to be a dick and put that on there. The Atlanta Braves also hosted their pride night recently. and pitcher Spencer Strider showed how players can actually embrace the LGBTQ plus community. Let's play this clip. You know, we want everybody to feel included and a part of the community here in Atlanta and at Tours Park. To the extent that baseball can be a part of that, you know, that's exciting and definitely want to take those opportunities.

31:40So we would appreciate you being here and go Braves.

31:46Jodi Sweitzer:So to recap here, we have two teams, the Atlanta Braves. first in their division with a hot pitcher who embraces the lgbtq plus community and the san francisco giants far less hot of a pitcher or whatever player he is second to last in their league with players who turn their backs on their fans and so here's a screen grab of the guy from lana look at that form look at that he looks like a greek god hot ass with that mustache Look at that lunge. I mean, look at this. Look at this MAGA pink arm. Chump. Trump chump. What is his name? Oh, and I think, does he have a cross on his glove? The San Francisco guy.

32:30Like, enough with your, like, if you're mad that people want to have Pride Month, then fucking get the cross off your glove. These people, I hate them. I hate them. first of all when he's like you know it's not hate or anything well then why can't you just let somebody have it why do you have to put genesis on your hat i mean if you're all fine and you're so cool shut the fuck up with your archery hat on so that tells me he's maga right then and there it's just like you have you are a major league athlete you are a professional athlete. No doubt you have access and money and you can't just enjoy it and be supportive and helpful, especially in San Francisco.

33:15You have to get your fucking magic marker out or paint pen and write some verse from Genesis on there. Shut the fuck up. That's what I say.

33:25Jodi Sweitzer:I just think they're so fragile in their beliefs. They're so incredibly fragile in them that the idea of being inclusive, he's basically saying that's against my religion. Right. What an indictment. He cannot be equal. What an indictment on that sect of Christianity, that inclusivity is against your religion. Not judging people is against your religion. And this is so ubiquitous and Bible Belt states what kids that were born to MAGA Christian parents have to endure from their parents during Pride Month is enough. But then to have these pink arm Trump chumps pile on and belittle them more is just really more than I can take.

34:14And here's just something that these MAGA people need to understand.

34:17Jodi Sweitzer:All of them, all of the MAGA people, whether you're in the administration or you live in rural America. Gay people are here. They have always been here. They're not going anywhere. You can try to bully them. You can demean their parade. You can write stupid Bible verses about God trying to atone for committing a genocide with a rainbow and claiming that somehow that makes any fucking sense at all. But you just look like an asshole. And the gay people, they're still going to be gay, whether you make it legal, illegal, accept it, don't accept it. It is just there is homosexuality in animals. there's homosexuality in people and i'm just going to say this to what's this guy's name landon l-a-n-d-e-n landon root for me landon when straight men are concerned so much about gay stuff it raises red flags it's a red flag i just i sound the sirens i'm getting gaydar pings you're that worried about it and you're thinking about it that much that you're going to get your paint pen out in 2020-26, you're thinking about it a lot.

35:31A lot, a lot.

35:32Jodi Sweitzer:I agree. All right, let's hit up a voicemail. I actually have a breaking news update on this story. What? J.D. Vance has chimed in. This old coin. On Twitter. Trump won. We don't have to do this anymore. Okay. Just a couple things about this. J.D. Vance, who, according to reviews that I have read of his new book about how he's such a great Catholic, that he is so arrogant and he's trying to tell the Catholic church what they should believe in. This motherfucker is this, and he's trying to walk back childless cat ladies. This is a guy that called Trump America's Hitler and now sucks his dick at every cabinet meeting.

36:18J.D. Vance is bending him over on a daily basis, puts him in charge of fraud while he is defrauding the whole country, draining the treasury. Everything that J.D. Vance does is a failure, not only because he sucks, but because Trump is engineering it behind the scenes. And so for him to come out and say this, after his grandmother thought he was gay as a child and he put it in a book. He thought he was gay. He thought he was gay. He thought he was gay.

36:46Jodi Sweitzer:And he asked his mamaw, he asked her, am I gay? And he wrote it and published it in a book. And the same guy wears eyeliner and runs a little light in the loafers to go fetch his kids at Disneyland. And he had a very bizarre relationship with Peter Thiel. Very bizarre. Very bizarre. I'm not saying J.D. Vance is gay. I'm just saying if Peter Thiel said, I'll give you, you know, an extra five million if you let me peg you right now, he'd bend over and go, what size dildo are you putting on Peter? I just this is a man for him to act like Trump won. We don't have to do this anymore. J.D. Vance is the biggest prostitute the globe has ever seen, ever.

37:31It's not about Trump winning or Trump losing.

37:36Jodi Sweitzer:It is about insecure men, MAGA men, like this pitcher, the very unattractive one with the pink arm. And it's just like J.D. Vance with his pink arms. No muscle tone. These are the type of guys that probably need their asses whooped and it would do them some good. But they would be snot slinging, titty baby, victim, litigious, the whole nine. These are guys J.D. Vance cannot defend his wife. He cannot defend his kids. He defends little young MAGA Nazi group chats. That's where he is. So honestly, I'm glad that J.D. Vance is showing us exactly who he is. I'm glad that all of the celebrities right now that choose not to speak out about what's happening, there's a record of all of this.

38:22Jodi Sweitzer:This is beyond anything that this country's ever experienced before. This is beyond. And so there's just there's a record. There's an ongoing permanent record here at I've Had It podcast. Yeah. Who supports the gays and who doesn't. We have a list. And we're submitting it to the authorities at the appropriate time. We are. To J.D. Vance. He's at the top of the list. Top of the list. All right, listener. I cannot stand the heavy caked on makeup look. It takes too long to apply. It looks ridiculous. You don't look fresh. You don't look natural. So many makeup brands, that's just the only way to apply them.

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40:48This morning while I was at work, a song was playing at work called God and Guns.

40:55Jodi Sweitzer:And I'm just going to redo some lyrics that I heard. Oh, God and guns, ye keep us strong. That's what this country Lord was founded on. We might as well give up and run if we let him take our God and guns. You know what? I wish you all would fucking run away because He goes, what the hell do you mean? You will literally restrict anything but your guns. And somewhere else in the song, he talks about, you know, not being safe, that you used to be able to have your door unlocked. Well, you know why you have to have your door locked? Because of your stupid fucking guns. Agree. One million percent.

41:38And I am in the land of God and guns. Everybody, God and guns. family members, God and guns. I just don't understand how people like, first of all, to make a hymn about like the guns, that's fucking crazy. But this God and God, like, where do they, where do they fit together? It's been, that to me is outside sources. Like, because I've been to Bible study. There's nothing about guns in the Bible. They didn't have them. So this, this marriage of God and guns to me is NRA going after the mega Christians. And here's one thing that I've had it with. I don't feel safe. What the fuck? Why do you not feel safe?

42:25Why do you think you have like, for example, perfect example is like my mother, she would be like, Oh, well, there's so much crime. You've never been touched by crime ever in your whole entire life. You don't need a bunch of fucking guns. These crazy people about their guns. And what's the statistic? Like all these, Oh, I have a gun. My home is safe. The people that own the guns are the ones that are shot with their own gun. Like it's a huge statistic. So I just think these are the dumbest people among us that are so insecure that they think a gun is the only thing that can protect them, like, shut the fuck up.

43:03Jodi Sweitzer:Well, and there's psychology behind this. They've studied liberal brains and conservative brains. In conservative brains, people are more fear-based. And so that's why, like, your mother falls prey to Fox News propaganda about the immigrant caravans and all of the crime in blue cities. And I always know when I was in Oklahoma City and I said, I'm moving to New York, I could always tell when somebody watched Fox News, they go, aren't you worried about the crime? Or, you know, if you tell them you're going to Mexico, oh my God, are you going to be safe? I'm like, bitch, please. We're the ones with all the fucking guns getting shot at movie theaters and schools and all this shit.

43:37Jodi Sweitzer:Mexico is just fine. So they, they operate from a position of being scaredy cats, conservatives, or all these conservative men are terrified. Fear is their driving force of all of the decisions they make. And psychologists have proven this. They can't critically think. And instead, they replace critical thinking with just blind obedience. And so they're just, you know, obedient for the sake of just being obedient. But as it pertains to guns, it surprises me zero. You know, everybody knows I was raised by atheist parents, but I would be, you know, people in Oklahoma are nuts about recruiting you if you say you don't go to church.

44:16Jodi Sweitzer:They're all up in your business. So I go to church with some friends time to time. And the meanest, cruelest shit I'd ever heard in my life was from a pulpit. It was just these pastors, Baptist Church, Southern Baptist, Pentecostal. It was just this hellfire damnation. So you have this group of Americans, these right wing evangelicals that, number one, don't critically think. Number two, do whatever their parents have told them, whatever their churches have told them. And it sets the psychological soil for them to fall prey to all sorts of manipulation from the NRA, from Russia, from Fox News, because they are so fucking scared all the time.

45:00Jodi Sweitzer:They fall prey to scapegoating so easily. And when you take away somebody's, you know, will to critically think, which is what these churches do, then you've got it. And this was a whole Reagan thing, too. the war on crime and all of this shit started in the 80s remember the neighborhood watch stuff they start the nra was behind all of that to get guns because the guns were for profit and the most easiest manipulated people in this country are the same people that triple trumped they're the same people that go to megachurches they're the same people who bully their gay kids they're the same people who believe the bullshit that trip trickle down economics is great they're the same people that think Lindsey Graham is a heterosexual.

45:47Jodi Sweitzer:These are the people that fuck us, fuck us, fuck us. Those people. Yeah. Always. Speaking of which, did you see the picture of Lindsey Graham at Trump's fight night with the two guys? I mean, I've never seen him happier. Of course. All right. Let's go to the next voice memo. Okay. Up next, we've got Ellie. hi jen pumps and kylie i am reporting from arizona and i do have a grievance for you but first i wanted to thank you so much for everything that you are doing i am the daughter of an extreme trumper um and it is only getting worse and he is doubling down uh throughout the past couple of weeks so we are defcon 5 and i really really appreciate you guys um my grievance is that i have fucking had it with anyone that holds the door for you while you are a bajillion miles away and it only happens to be the creepiest of creepy men that will stand there and hold it for me and make eye contact with me while i am a mile or two away like it's just it's horrible i practice what I'm going to say to them.

46:40I practice them saying really creepy things and me just like laughing it off and walking inside. Then they're walking behind me to the elevator. It is a whole process. Walk through the fucking door. Just, I don't give a fuck about your ego. Go. I will open my own fucking door. Thank you.

46:54Jodi Sweitzer:So the complaint is there's, there should be an expiration time based on distance that you go ahead and go in. She's saying creepy old men see her clearly cute. You walking up and they they belabor the the door hold to get close to the gal is this how about this happens to you all the time pumps as hot as you are uh what happened was at the gym last week i park and then it's a long walk up to the door and this guy was coming out and he saw me and wasn't i mean it was like an uncomfortable amount of time where i was like do i hurry do I just keep walking do I wave it off and I had the exact same thought like why are you holding the door just let the door I can open my own door but then I felt like I needed to kind of hurry up so I just maintained the same thing and he stood there and held it the whole time so obviously unbeknownst to me he thought I was hot and so clearly let's go over the demographics of the guy how tall height color 70 80 what we're talking here 60 definitely in his 70s like he was an older, like my parents' age guy.

48:06Jodi Sweitzer:Tall, short? Slight.

48:12Probably not too tall, but he could have been taller.

48:15Jodi Sweitzer:Did you get a pheromone hit? No, I was like, this is so annoying. Don't do that. But you know what I've been doing? I don't know what it is. I've been opening doors like for men, like I run up and I don't like today and I did it. I was just like, we both were doing it at the door at the same time. And so I opened it and pulled it back. And I don't know if that's, I was just like, I don't, I don't know. I don't know why I did it. Kylie, what's the list? On how gay she is? Yeah. Let's review. Is that gay? I just said, you said, I've just started opening the door for men. And I said, a lot of lesbians do this.

48:53Oh, I didn't hear that. I thought you said, does she have a list?

48:57Jodi Sweitzer:you remember that yeah remember that larry david episode of curb your enthusiasm where he's holding the door and he sees that she's a lesbian kind of masculine presenting lesbians he goes and he closes it and goes in and then she finds him and heads him down and confronts him like hey why didn't you hold the door for me he's like well you're clearly a lesbian she was like so i still want the door held for me i like to hold the door for men as like a little bit of like a power move sometimes. Is that what it was, a power move? It is for me. So the other day I was going into the gym and I was totally like texting somebody.

49:35Jodi Sweitzer:It was like an important work text I needed to get out. And somebody had the door open. It's a gay guy, of course. And so I go in after and he kept hitting the door and then I never said thank you. And he goes, thank you. And I went, thank you for scolding me for that. I was a total asshole in all sincerity. Thank you. Thank you for scolding me. Thank you for holding the door. I loved it. Yeah. I love it. If I'm a dick, I want somebody to say, Hey, and I'm, Oh my gosh, sometimes you get caught in your own world. All right. So that was today's podcast. I have a book that's coming out that you all have got to pre-order.

50:11Jodi Sweitzer:It is called not today fascist, which today we will dedicate the not today fascist to let me find that little pink arm homophobe. what's his name here? Landon, I believe his name was Landon with the, Landon Rupp, Landon Rupp. I would like to dedicate to Landon Rupp. He is a San Francisco Giants pitcher, a homophobe, a illiterate, non-critically thinking fascist, not a real advanced fascist, but a fascist nonetheless. less. So to support me, pre-order the book. It's linked right below in the show notes. And I want to remind everybody that this is our long format. I've had it podcast. If you want bite-sized pieces of the news, go to I hip news and subscribe to that one as well on our YouTube.

51:05Jodi Sweitzer:It all comes up the same channel, but if you want to know what's going on with the MAGA fuckery, go there and we will see you all later.

51:16Jodi Sweitzer:I'll tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I've had it with that.