The Cult Has No Culture

29:26America is like what they talk about at Davos or like on their yacht. You know, Blakely, I thought when I saw last week when Tim Cook humiliated himself in front of Donald Trump, this is a gay man who had an uphill battle to get to where he did because of his gayness. And he made it. And the tech world embraced him. And Apple is genuinely like, I like my iPhone. I like my computer. I don't want to hate Apple. But I saw him do this humiliation exercise. And then I thought, there has never been an advertisement against capitalism like this. That you are less free as a billionaire. That you have to go and bend the knee to Kangol's McTaco tips if you're a billionaire.

30:11I don't have to go bend the knee to Kangol's. I don't have to do that. So I'm freer than Tim Cook. I might fly commercial, but I would rather ride in cargo or hitchhike, you know, a very dangerous hitchhiking trip across the country than walk into that oval and pay that man one ounce of praise. So billionaires are less free than we are. I always say capitalism cannot be our highest order of operations. Like you cannot be willing to shit everyone down the river in honor of like more stuff. And I think that's what like the thesis is. It's like, oh, in protection of my ability to gain more stuff, let's shit away human rights and female bodily autonomy and gay marriage and abortion.

30:58All because what? Because you want like the chance to maybe buy a boat one day that's 10 feet bigger. Newsflash, baby. You own nothing. that's that's why MAGA is so concerned with like owning the libs because you don't own anything else baby you rent you're a renter forever like private equity owns all the single family homes kids yeah get it together and it's just it's it's truly well but Tim Cook you're a homosexual disappointment where's the camera Tim Cook you embarrass me you embarrass yourself and my text might go green because of this bullshit I don't want a green text you had us you had me at blue You had me at iMessage.

31:35But now I might take Samsung because you fucked it up that bad. You fucked it up that bad, Timmy. So you're going to go green bubble? I might. I mean, he might as well be straight. Like, I'm going to kick him out. We can't kick people out. I agree. He needs to have to marry a woman. He needs to never see a butt again, ever. That was disgusting. He's got to go down. He was ass up to Trump. That's the only man you should be able to be ass up for for the rest of your life, Donald Trump. That's your punishment. You can only fuck Trump for the rest of time. Oh, my God. I just broke out and chilled.

32:09I mean, it's so disappointing. You know, when this all happened and they all started bending the knee, I thought, and like, okay, well, we're the customer base. These Fortune 500 CEOs are going to stand up for us because we're the reason they're so rich. And they go and bend the knee. But here's how short-sighted it is. And I have a theory about this whole Tim Cook thing. Here's my theory. So if you know, if you study dictatorships, they start with, you know, like a Trump or a Putin style person. All the oligarchs go and kiss their ass immediately to curry favor. But then all of a sudden, especially in Hitler's Germany and in Putin's Russia, these oligarchs start falling out of windows and having heart attacks and they start dying.

32:53Right. You may remember the American psycho son's dumb and dumber of Kangol's McTaco tits. they announced two or three weeks ago trump phone made in the usa here's my theory i think dumb and dumber are going to take over tim cook and they're going to take over apple and it's going to be trump phone made in the usa i think they're going to take it that's my theory tell me i'm wrong i mean i can't that's what i really wish this was like an onion headline i don't know how the onion stays in the business anymore because shit's real like we live in the dumbest timeline so like honestly trump phone is not out of the realm of possibility i don't know where does tim go in all of this where do all these self-hating white gay billionaires go sam altman free tim cook to a less scott besson it's that little evil demon queen peter teal peter teal what do you guys want jd vance donald trump all of diddy yeah or when grinder crashed during the rnc twice guys grinder you know how hard it is for i live in los angeles grinder has never crashed i have been in west hollywood and grinder has chelsea in new york fire island grinder doesn't crash it crashed at the rnc that intensity That level of pent-up, intense, repressed homosexuality only exists in the Republican Party.

34:30Completely agree. I completely agree. I think that there's a lot of closeted homosexuals in the Republican Party. But I also have another theory that there are a lot of bicurious men that maybe they – the majority of the time they're into screwing women. But sometimes when they're watching porn, the penis or the money shot is what did it for them. And then they're like, oh, shit, that was kind of gay. That's what that's what got me off. And they can't handle it. That may be like their sexuality isn't 100 percent on a spectrum that 90 percent of the time it's a woman. But sometimes they see a hard cock and that's exciting, too.

35:03And they just can't handle it. So they want to browbeat, you know, drag queens and trans kids and black gay men and gay people. Everybody's a little gay. I think so much of this has to do with like shame. And that shame is largely based in the church. but I feel like if people were just treated sex through the way they treat violence I had this word like sex is creation violence is destruction for some reason in society we are so much more comfortable with mass amounts of violence served to children whether it's the power rangers or killing or rambo and yet we see like a woman's nipple and we want to have a fucking press conference or like a come to jesus when in reality a woman's nipple is actually less sexual than a because it serves a biological purpose we have men should have to wear bras because these nipples are only for a roger or orogeny whatever you know what i mean like women feed babies if anything women's nipples are just biologically necessary but yet through patriarchy and through misogyny and through religion we've said we've told them they have to repress and cover their bodies and that like everybody that isn't like a strong high high value male is somehow weak i don't know That was my TED talk.

36:14But men are stupid being heterosexual. America got the Puritans. We got the religious freaks, you know. And so it's like when you go to Europe, it's not like you don't have all these Bible thumpers where we live. Oh, my God. I mean, these Bible thumpers, these white women in their Bible studies and their crosses, it's so nauseating, Blakely. And they're just – here's what pisses me off. This is why I went viral this past week. all these white women around here that I know triple trumped, the reason they even halfway look good is because of gay men. They've got a gay man that helped them pick out their outfit.

36:53They got a gay man that taught them the right lipstick shade. They have a gay man that taught them the right shade of color that they should be. They have a gay man that gave them the sassy cut. And then they go and vote against the gays while enjoying brunch on Sundays, getting all liquored up. It just makes me so goddamn mad. this is i think you should boycott we should boycott like honestly you gotta show me who you voted for before i'm gonna teach you a cut crease how to contour or what looks flattering on you and if you told me it's trump we're gonna go full sabotage you wear that bias cut you dumb bitch you go outside this is how you trap a man like give them bad streaks give them just like may your face never match your neck like that's the next step ladies is gay sabotage so like if If you're a triple Trumper and you're out in a coastal city, baby, it's a movement.

37:44We're looking to sabotage your ass. Could there be an argument being made that the MAGA look like you see all these women at Mar-a-Lago? Could it be that they've already been infiltrated because their look, they all look the same and it's not great? The gays that are helping certain MAGA women are self-hating gays because I don't think any self-respecting gay with ability in those areas would help them. because I think that's how you get the MAGA makeup look with the absence of gays or gays that also have biblical shame. Okay. Blakely, we could talk about all this forever, but what have you had it with?

38:19Like right out of the gates, what have you had it with this week? I've had it with racists that use AAVE. Like what are you – that is the biggest cognitive dissonance. Like back in with racism, original recipe, like they hadn't like found our sauce or they weren't listening to hip-hop. But every time a racist says like, or clapping back at liberals you're quoting ja rule you're quoting ja rule you idiot you're quoting a black rapper or like when they're using like shit from drag race like every time i see a republican be like it's serving cunt no nothing no you shut your mouth you shut your stupid mouth you're quoting gay black people stop using our language to try to oppress us you can't reheat my nachos.

39:00Don't reheat my nachos. But yes, that that is number one for me. Like you better use the king's fucking English if you're going to be a racist. Okay. Yeah, I agree. I think that there's so much that white people don't realize how much better their life is because of black people, specifically black American culture, how much soul and personality and identity that is brought to their lives i think they're completely oblivious to it and you hear like i've heard like the podcasting bros talking about drip and i'm like what you don't get to say drip you are not a fucking ally shut the fuck up and just be white and go put on your little clan robe and you know go masturbate to your stock portfolio because nobody wants to hear you try to be black and but I think that's the problem with like Gen Z conservatives.

39:59I think for me, like I'm 39, but I feel like Gen Z learns a lot through TikTok. But I also think they don't realize they're being served so much black culture and they don't know it's black culture, which is even more frustrating. I want to see like a 20-year-old, 25-year-old podcast. We'll be like, bitches don't be knowing. Like, what? Who? Huh? Also, you're a virgin. You're a virgin that can't drive. Be quiet. You know, here's a prime example. Name an American artist and a white American artist that after their performance at a huge event, it went on for weeks and weeks and weeks analysis and reliving it as much as Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show.

40:42Oh, my God. It got better the more you watched it, the more you deep dived into it, the more you experienced it through the lens of what it meant to black culture. and you see that like at first white people were like this is weird well then it's all over because black people instantly got it the shade that was thrown at drake i mean just and just how smart he is i was watching with my mom and sister screaming my dad was watching this because my dad loves football me my sister my mom loves sizza so we're watching in separate rooms and like the way we We were screaming like it was the actual game.

41:20I was like, oh, A minor. Oh, the stars. That's the American flag. I was like, we're sitting there screaming for the halftime show. But yeah, people got told on too. Because there was some shut up and dribble energy. Oh, yeah. Celebrities that had no business or lacked the depth to even in conversation. Hear me out. Y 'all tell me if you think I'm crazy. I think the Democrats need to hire Kendrick Lamar if he would do it. And he needs to be the advisor to the Democratic Party right now because he could have this shit handled. The messaging, everybody being on the same page. The fact that a 51-year-old white woman in Oklahoma City went viral for shit talking was on Fox News all day yesterday tells you in what bad shape we're in.

42:12I'm not saying my shade wasn't good. It was great shade. It was good. Triggered. It should be mixed into so much shade right now. It should have never been in isolation that big. Why are we being nice? What is being nice got us? Can we run a mean liberal? I want to run a fuck you liberal. And I think we need Kendrick to come and teach these Democrats how to handle this shit. And I mean, obviously, the very first thing they need to do is drop their AIPAC bag. And then after that, then they'll have credibility to really turn the tide against this fascist regime. We need petty with depth. You need to be petty with depth.

42:51Yeah. You know, you need to be like, I'm coming for you, but also like, let's bring all the people. But I agree. I think it's like, give me some, give me Jasmine Crockett and Kendrick just like talking shit. Just like all the bangers, please. Or just like read people's criminal histories. Like, just honestly, like, when Pete Heggs gets up there, just, like, read all his DUIs. Just, like, read his DUI report to him. Like, don't even be topical. Just, like, surprise them. Off topic, oh, just, oh, remember this? Or, like, all your sexual assaults. Or, like, or bring victims in. Like, we need to start honestly being, we need to be stunt queens in this bitch.

43:29This is RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars, all winter season level shade we need at all times. But I completely agree. Kendrick being pet like once Kendrick gets off the stadium tour let's get him on the political tour if we if we can afford him I know right I know I just think if he could sit down with all of them and tell them how to message have you seen like oh my god it's so bad Hakeem Jeffries will do like a post on Instagram trying to be like a cool black guy and it's so oh my god it's so brutal bro just like cancel student loans just like just make sure i can get married next year you know make sure i can go to the doctor and not pay seventeen thousand dollars like that's i don't want you to be interesting i want you to like help me live my life but there's a way to like combine those two things that i think kendrick could definitely help with this ad is brought to you by veve healthcare the makers of aptitude cabotegravir you never skip your spf and you carry hand sanitizer like an accessory, but what are you doing for HIV prevention?

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49:16I don't love his little convenient anti-trans stances to, like, go kind of centrist. That was really shitty to me. I agree. But in terms of, I think, standing up to the current, you know, ball, you know, testicle in chief of whatever the fuck we're dealing with, I think that needs to be the standard bearer for all blue state governors to be like, fuck him. My whole thing is, OK, Gavin Newsom's hot. He's tall. He's good looking. He's eloquent. I mean, he's like 10 out of 10. And then he had that Charlie Kirk interview. And the way he talked about trans people, it just it ripped my heart out because I liked him so much.

49:51But I will say he he is doing a really good job about taking a stand and being firm and clapping back, which Donald Trump is a bully because he's a little boy that mommy and daddy didn't love him enough. And so he has to bully other people to make himself feel bigger. And Gavin Newsom is doing that now. But I just it's really hard for me to reconcile the whole Charlie Kirk thing. But I'm going to because I'd rather be on Team Gavin than Team Fascism. Here's the thing. I want you guys to hear me out. This is what we have to do. And we're going to have to do big things and we're going to have to do uncomfortable things.

50:29And we're going to have to vote for some people that we think are slightly morally compromised, that threw trans kids under the bus, which I hate. We did an episode just ripping Gavin. We were on the record for that. I don't like that Jeffries and Cory Booker are beholden so much to AIPAC that they cannot speak out about genocide with crystal clear clarity. But think about what Donald Trump did to his base. He moved everybody far to the right. And I think we can do the inverse of that and we can get the politicians that we have because they are who we have. Beggars cannot be choosers. We've got these flawed warts and all people that represent us that aren't fascist, and we're going to have to move them to the left.

51:19But the worst thing that happened during the last election is people didn't go vote for Kamala for this issue or that issue or this issue or that issue. And now women in my state can't get an abortion. We have best friends of ours have a trans daughter. This little girl cannot receive health care. She can't even go see a therapist about her transness in this state. You have Kylie, our lesbian producer. All of her friends have fled the state because it is such a terrible place to be if you're LGBTQIA+. So liberals, progressives, leftists, we're going to have to do hard things. And we're going to have to vote for some people that we think might be morally compromised or pieces of shit.

52:08and you're literally going to have to hold your nose and go do it. But we have to fucking vote. We have to we cannot give up any more of what these people have taken from us. We have to fight for everybody. We can't get into the whole analysis paralysis, which, again, I think is a little bit of what happened last election, where it's like she doesn't cover everything. You don't get every you can't always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need, guys. The rolling stone, the rolling fucking stones. All right. So we might not get everything we want. You know what we need is to not have fascism.

52:40Let's just focus on what we need and move it forward. And then once we're all okay, which is decades away at this point, then we can fight about the nitty gritty. But like, you know what I mean? Like all I don't – I'm a deeply unserious human. All I want to do is talk about stupid shit. Like 2005 Pussycats doll performance. Like that's what I want to do. But that's not the world we live in, okay? So I agree with you. We have to just fight for imperfect human beings, then deal with their imperfections once we've defeated the criminal rapists. I agree. I just think it's so important. And I think that we can we can walk and chew gum at the same time.

53:16We can call out Trump. We can call out the hypocrisy we see in our party. But come 2026 and come 2028, we have to rattle the cages and tell people like, I get it. I don't like that party either, but this is what we're doing because nobody in the Democratic Party wants to overturn gay marriage. Nobody in the Democratic Party wants somebody to die because their pregnancy is not viable. Nobody in the Democratic Party is going to meddle in business and make billionaires come and basically bend over for him like Tim Cook, the aforementioned unfree, shackled and tethered billionaire. that poor gay man just think about what he could be doing right now if fire island come on man like he's tim i want to be like tyra banks like i have never yelled at a girl like this we were rooting for you we were all rooting for you tim cook and just with one little like it was like a fake award well it was just what was like a golden it was so embarrassing it was you know So I think that Trump loves these humiliation exercises.

54:24I think he loves to see people do a 180 towards him. He's like an emotional sadist in that way because you see how much he enjoys. Everybody that works for him is on the record for having shit talk to him. Marco Rubio, J.D. Vance, Hegseth. They've all absolutely annihilated him. It's just unbelievable. Blakely, let's play had it or hit it. Okay. Oh my God. Welcome to had it or hit it. I would hit it. Had it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. Had it or hit it, Skims. Had it, fuck Skims and everyone that wears them. Okay, so I have to let you in on a little something. We used, Skims used to be an advertiser.

55:15And of course I followed you on Instagram. You know, we are so into politics all the time. We're not really into pop culture, neither Angie or me. I'm into tennis and politics. That's the list. Big tennis, Ben Shelton, big win last week, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, this is bullshit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ben Shelton used to follow Candace Owens until tennis Twitter revealed that he followed her and then smoked him. And then he had to unfollow her, but he still follows Vivek Ramaswamy. I hate to break your heart. And Shelton. I guess he's from Florida. Yeah. MAGA. You have to always question somebody.

55:56It's safer. It's just safer in general with the exception of Coco Gauff. It is safer in general to support the European men. This is why I only follow women's tennis. All men are disappointing. Just like Jack Draper being like, I want to go to lunch with Trump. You beautiful fucking idiot. I can't root for you anymore. But anyway, we followed you on Instagram and I saw all of the the skim stuff and her ties to Trump and then her Instagram. And it was through you. And then I just felt like we have so many LGBTQ plus followers and I feel the duplicity. Like if people in our base, if she's supporting all this bigotry, I don't want to take her money.

56:46There's a million other advertisers we can do. So we canceled their ad. And you know what? I have to give credit where credit is due. The people that work for her, they were one of our best partners. They would send us products and all of this stuff. But like, why, why does Kim, this is what pisses me off about it, about Kim Kardashian. Your product is panties and bras. The most intimate thing a woman can put on her body. And then women in these red states, Kim Kardashian, go to the OBGYN, a very private personal matter. And they have these crusty old pink arm, white men, politicians that want to be right up in that pap smear.

57:24And they want to be right up in the vaginal ultrasound. And then they have to experience something that they didn't choose to have, like complications with a pregnancy. Maybe they were raped. Maybe they're victims of incest. And you side as a woman who sells panties that touch the vaginas and the ta-ta's of all these women. And you side with these Christian nationalist weirdos. It pisses me off. And you know what I want in response to all of this? I want masturbation sperm accountability. i want to know where all this semen's going yeah truly that's like fucking illegally blonde every every whatever jack off that that's that's abandonment that's reckless abandonment cool that's a child yeah sure bro like yeah keep in your pants throw in some porn history too there's a bunch of people that i think are not honestly that should be the next thing we do as democrats be like search search history yeah totally if you're out there bashing the lgbtqia plus community we want to see your search history history surgery oh my i would just think a panty and bra company for women should be the biggest supporter of women's health issues it's just to me those two things would go hand in hand but what do i know i'm just a dipshit podcaster okay next up had it or hit it james cameron oh had it so tired of you i'm so tired of straight white directors over 50 repeating themselves and taking up all the capital to make more films like i don't need four more avatars for a billion dollars also his four themes are native communities boats aliens robots in some combination i don't need it anymore we've seen it twice i feel like this weird thing where especially like boomers and a winter included because the attention-based economy are addicted to relevance in where you saw the previous generation like at 70 like go usher in the new generation they're like no i'm gonna stay here with my crusty dusty 80 year old ass and serve you the same fucking bullshit i've served you with a slightly different ending 17 times and it's gonna cost 300 million dollars because you could have made 10 films by black queer or female directors for that amount of money and probably the same thing back in moneyball but no we're gonna put it all in this old crusty white heterosexual basket and get this and not even get an original story why that's a really good point i hadn't thought about that that they used to usher in young and had little you know pass the torch and now they're working people what happened like why isn't martin scorsese i never want to see a movie about gangsters again you've done it 10 times you're so old you're so old had it or hit it unsupervised straight men oh had it straight men should not be allowed to do anything run for office drive cars take medicine

1:00:23hold the remote have a dog if there's not a girl or a gay within like a five-foot radius don't let them do it don't let if we need a girl or a gay in the car to be like stop it no put your glasses on. You don't know where you're going. A lot of bad ideas came out of unsupervised straight. A lot of bad ideas. What have they given us unsupervised that has ever been good in this world? Yeah. I'm going through a lot with my straight husband. He's a total hypochondriac. I've been going through all of that with him. But recently, he has some cross-body bags that he'll carry all of his stuff in because he requires a lot of things.

1:01:04He has like these nicotine pouches. He has eyeglasses. He has sunglasses. He has the cleaner for him. Just a lot of things he has to schlep. And then when, when we go somewhere, like we went to an engagement party the other night, he doesn't bring his little bag. He wants me to carry everything. So he starts passing stuff over to me and then takes over my purse. I just, you guys, I just, when you've been with somebody for 25 years, the slightest thing can just like really send you orbit. When he passed me those snooze and I had this really cute little white purse, I didn't have the room and I didn't want to share.

1:01:41Like I, I, I want to establish a situation in marriage where like after the 10 mark, 10 year mark, you're celebrated and embraced for not sharing anymore. Yeah. That's a great idea. I'm tired of sharing. I love that. I don't want We've made it this far. We've made it a decade. Like, get your own bag. Yeah. Get your own bag. Get your own bedroom. Get your own bathroom. We'll have conjugal visits. You know? All of that's fine. We'll share, you know, pretty much everything. But I don't want to share, like, my purse. I don't want to share that. I don't want your stuff contaminating the interior of my bag.

1:02:18I don't even want to think about it. I don't want to feel it. I don't want to feel the extra half pound toting around with me. Well, especially since he carries a MRS half the time. Like, why can't he take it? And we know it was designer and perfect and gorgeous. His bags are not like, you know, a Walmart sack dressed up. I mean, I'm sure he looked fabulous with his Merce, but he just wants yours. I think we need to normalize men with bags, honestly. I've actually made fun of several celebrities on the internet, male celebrities, for being like, you have this perfectly fit, like, Bodhi, like, The Row outfit.

1:02:50And then I can see, like, a brick charger in your pants. Just carry a tote. Just carry a boot. Do you know who's really good about carrying totes? NBA basketball players. Yes. I'm telling you that they, when they arrive at the gym, they are decked out. Their outfits are on point. They are camera ready. They have their mercies. I just have to give all the props to the NBA players. They take that just as seriously, that step of it, that swag of NBA basketball, which I think is a really good part of Black American culture, the NBA. they take that part just as seriously as they do the playing and i appreciate it and i respect the attention to detail it's a runway 80 times a year and like honestly it literally is like a big thing in fashion now and football players too because i bought the coach like i think it's like a carry all 48 or something i don't know what it's called but like it's because jalen hurts had it before the super bowl i was like who what is that bag he's carrying i must have but but i literally i was influenced by a straight man so we're up to jalen hurts because that bag was bagging and he's hot in his management team, all women, all women.

1:03:54He didn't go to the white house. Love him. Plus he's fucking hot. Yeah. Jalen hurts. He, I think he, he went, it wasn't a university of Oklahoma. Yeah. He went to OU for a year. Yeah. And pumps is like all into OU football. And, but when he got on my radar, when he refused to go to the white house and when they interviewed him about like, what do you think about president Trump coming? And he responded, he's the president of the United States, he can do whatever he wants to. He didn't bend the knee. He didn't go to the White House. He didn't involve in the circle jerk. He has great fashion style, all female management team.

1:04:27Like that is, these are the people that we need to be elevating right now. That's an alpha male right there. That is an alpha male. Okay. Last one. Had it or hit it, the United States of America. Oh Lord. I mean, I think I've had it currently. Not to the point of leaving, because I'm going to get a lot of, go back to Africa. Like, girl, I will. But, like, I just think as a black, gay American, there's not much to love about it right now. There's, like, six cities I would go to at all right now. But I will fight for the ability to want to hit it again. USA is my toxic ex right now. Like, I love you.

1:05:12but like I'm willing to go to couples therapy or like pound you into men's meat to being what I want you to be so like I'm going to keep fighting for the idea of democracy and equality etc so I've had it with your ass right now I might my black ass might go to France tomorrow but I will continue vocally advocating for you to be something I would hit once more I agree yeah that's a great I agree. It's a really great way to put it. Blakely Thornton. Thank you so much for coming on. I've had it. I'm so happy that like I followed you and I just, your reads of calling people just straight up fucking losers.

1:05:51It's like my love language. It like turns me on. It makes me like realize you're my kind of person. Thank you guys. Thank you for having me. This is like literally when I started my, when I started doing the podcasting, I was like, this was a list of like top 10 that I'd want to go on. So when our producer told us, I was like, yes, whenever we need to, that is what I want to be on. I love it. Thanks for being on. It was great meeting you. Thank you guys too. Bye Blakely. Bye Blakely. I love him. Love him. I just love gay men. I do too. I do. I mean, he's fabulous in every way. The thing about gay men is they are very pro women.

1:06:33They are. And they, I just, the, the visceral, you know, when he said at the end, like being a black gay man in America, you know, just hit me like, God, 10 years ago, it would be like, I'm a black gay man in America and our rights are, you know, and now it's just to know that like, that is like the Fox news subject that they would really like to probably the most. And And what a lovely person. Yeah. Well, they miss out on so many people because they're mad and judgmental and righteous and think they know everything. Yeah. All right. Listen, buy our book, Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches.

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1:07:27I'll tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I'm at it with that.

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