571 - Sparring Seven Year Olds, Soggy Sinks, & Stevie's Sports Day Shenanigans! (All Caught Up)

31:59That was him that they were saying. I hope he's not on my team. It's like, you wankers. He just doesn't care. He's having the best day ever. Spiderman's alleged. Yeah, Spiderman. Shout out Spiderman.

32:09Robbie:And then the runner came over dressed as Spiderman. Well, I'm Spiderman, mate. So I fucking picked up. Oh, that's quality. I want a kid just to experience school sports day. It's not that good. No. It's not worth having a kid just for that. Is it not? I think there's better bits. Well, at the age Isaac's at now, it's kind of like fake competitive. Some of the kids care, some of them don't, and then you just get a sticker and it just moves on. Then doing sports and stuff is good. Sports day itself is not the reason to have kids. I think it's really sweet. You know how they say kids can be cruel, can't they?

32:45Robbie:Because trying to exclude the kids who have more requirements and stuff, it's really sad. I'm not trying to just blow my own trumpet or anything here, right? because people would maybe assume that my YouTube upbringing, I was cynical as a kid. But I was really empathetic as a kid. I remember being like, even from a young age, like seeing kids get excluded and I couldn't handle it. It was well weird. I remember, were you like that as a kid or not? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I would have been, yeah. I'd say so. I remember I'm pretty well being excluded. You're in the corner on your own going, I hate when people are excluded.

33:23Robbie:i remember i cried once because my mom gave me some tuck money what do you remember the old polaroid camp not the polaroid cameras but the old uh digital um disposable one disposable cameras and they would you'd get the film and it'd come in that little tub yeah yeah my mom gave me like 350ps in that i remember having those yeah that's where you'd have them yeah that's funny yeah for like raisins and shit like that um like you remember like the whole like minute maids or whatever they were called a little raisin yeah but i remember i i remember vividly i must have been in first school god knows how old like six or seven or whatever but i remember being in a queue for the tuck shop you remember the tuck shop yeah and i remember thinking my mom has given me this money and i couldn't wrap my head around why she would give me money for me when it was her money and i just cried sad yeah quite cute though isn't it yeah no no it's not it's not yeah it's sad that you were the thought that your mother might love you was so shocking yeah that's the sad bit that does kind of show what was happening for the however long before that she might knock on me about them no it is as she was but the fact that that was still to come yeah but the fact that she was giving you money I'll enjoy this 150 because it's downhill from here yeah I think the fact more that she was giving you money for food was like not that outrageous I was just like really touched that someone would do that for me no that's no well good

34:52Robbie:i will never do this for someone else what you've got to robbie uh i've continued my karate funny is it funny he actually before we started recording this he was showing me some of his blocks yeah he hurt my arm i'll show you now bang you're gonna hit calm waited you are you having a midi krizzy no i hang out with my kids we've covered this okay you know what i liked about the last part is that when i said karate obviously straight away it was like funny because it is funny isn't it and then only one thing and alfie's like whoa that was really cool so we all hammer each other but also go yeah that's really cool yeah yeah yeah he hurt me before this episode blocking one of my punches he's got solid forearms push my arm away and it got hurt so in this situation i would do my head block what yeah you can do a head block yeah oh oh dead heart here's your heart he's already learned how to rip out a heart and show it to his dying enemy i showed it to them before they die that's the trick so you're still white belt still white belt but what's next belt red belt i've got a grading you go red belt i love this do you know what you can do if you really do well in your grading if you get distinction you're grading so there's three elements right there's i might get this wrong karate people but i'm doing my best there's the key on which is the techniques you learn your punches your kicks blocks and stuff like that yeah there's kata which is basically like a karate dance routine i would like it too it's like a pattern that you have to do to show that you know things but at this level it's like your blocks and that and there's kumite that's basically sparring so for this level it's like i'm gonna hit you in the head and then you do that and then you block it so you know what's gonna happen you're not just having a fight right um but if you get like a like a distinction like 90 in your grading you can double grade and miss a belt if you know the next level ups kata the dance routine wow are you learning well i don't know because i want to be the same as my kids maybe then equally if i get the chance i'm like double grade do you think if Marlow could double grade.

37:11Robbie:He'd skip you. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know what will happen, but I'm pretty confident I will be passing. Yeah. And I will be a red belt at least. This is going to be such a great plot point for happy hour if you become a black belt in karate. If I became like really hard, what a twist. No one would see that coming. Yeah. But I'm enjoying it. We're getting back two or three times a week. Are you? Yeah. Because you have to have done a certain number of lessons before the grading because we've joined quite late. Oh, you're having to rush it in? How many have you done? Six. You've already six in? Yeah.

37:45I swear it was only one last time we spoke. And the boys have done one more than me. Can I ask, is this expensive? Yeah, it is quite expensive.

37:54Robbie:Yeah, right. I would say if you've got three of you doing it. Because that's why me and my sister stopped doing it when we were younger. Yeah. It was too pricey. It was like we spent like in the geese, the outfit thing that you wear. I've got an outfit. Yeah. I've got a karate outfit. surely we can show the probably yeah yeah let's show it on the screen yeah the outfit those three of those cost over 100 quid like they called geese i think oh um i think i'm not really i think it's that's what i call them in cobra kai you have to fight others when you're there then eventually you can but like at the minute it's like it's it's sparring where my level is where you know what's happening so but you are like doing you're supposed to be like aggressive and because you're not supposed to just go up and go okay i'll punch you know you're supposed to do like whenever yeah they're all like it's all like really solid like robotic movements almost so like are you like you know like when i'm getting i'm into it i'm doing it probably when i when i was fake punching you before this and you hurt my arm yeah we were doing that in slow motion like yeah in the grading are they just bam no they're not trying to hit you i don't i don't i don't really know i've not done the grading but i don't i don't think they're in a place but it's other people you're doing it with another white belt i think you're just you're grading at the same time as them i think is everyone their white belt then no so there's all different belts so i got this last session last night i went to was good because there was enough adults to have an adults only group normally it's me fighting kids oh wow but the adults were red belt i did a bit of the red belt cater and learned a bit of that learned some new moves and stuff how many how many kids have you thought?

39:28You're not actually fighting them, but you're doing sparring. A lot of the time it's my own kids.

39:32Robbie:Can you get them and like, throw them down on the floor? Kids? Yeah. No. Adults? You don't just generally pick people and throw them around, no. You do what you're told. How do you defeat one? You're not trying to defeat kids. Is it fun or is it just like learning a dance routine? So you're doing different things. I'm enjoying doing it. I didn't really I had no intention of being into karate a month ago do you think you'll get all the way to black belt I don't know probably not how many belts are there there's 10 up until black grade and black belt and then there's like 10 there's 10 after black belt there's 10 dans yeah yeah dans first dan second dan yeah not a clue yeah well I'm excited to learn how far you go in the belt yeah I'd love for you to be a black belt underling and sensei why are we talking on the nicknames real quick how's pig widgeon going quite well yeah yeah there's not as it's not as constant as it once was can we say as he says it's going quite well i heard robbie enforce it on his kids did you yeah in the car in the car so they they said bye daddy on the phone call to end the call and he said it's not daddy is it what is it i've never gone pig widgeon yeah a lot of it was for effect for to entertain you guys so are you enforcing it now no i'm encouraging it because I like it.

40:56But the other day, Arlo came in. Arlo's got audio books of all the Harry Potter books. Legend. And he came in to me and goes, I'm going to play you all the mentions of Pigwidgeon. And then he would play me for a bit and then he mentioned Pigwidgeon. He'd go, okay, move on to the next bit. Here's another mention of Pigwidgeon.

41:11Robbie:How can he just know the time code? I think there's a chapter where Pigwidgeon got mentioned quite a lot at the beginning. Right. And he was just playing me that bit and he goes, Pigwidgeon sat up. See, Pigwidgeon. What were you doing when he was saying this? I was listening. and he also bought some Lego the other day because it had pigwidge in the Lego what I don't even think you'd be able to get pigwidge pigwidge yeah little pigwidge in it that's cool that's cool wow we might be sitting with the master of karate sensei pigwidge sensei pigwidge

41:40that'd be the maddest thing so I'll let you know how I get on in the grading yeah when is it it's already happened by the time this has gone out oh okay it's been on June the 14th

41:50Robbie:can you ever bring your gi in to us to see if you want me to oh my god if you get the belt just wear it like when i wear when medals for marathons and i wear them in yeah every time i get a new belt yeah bring it in i'll wear my your gi and the belt and the belt yeah yeah and so i won't tell you that i've done it until i'm here and i'm wearing my uniform that's that's the belt not my cock

42:17Robbie:i love it what else you've been up to then uh went to warrington oh hang on are you let me I did have a question are you the oldest one there? no who's the oldest one there? the teacher? no no there's just some people that are older just different people are different ages are the other people are the other adults there because their kids are there or are there there's a lot of that I think any adults there with no kids? just your running mate I don't know yeah probably yeah certainly certainly in the higher grades I think because because there's lots of like adult black belts and stuff like that that are there but I think quite a lot of people certainly a lot of the adults I've spoken to have got into it because their kids do it and they thought well I'm coming like me, I'm coming along every week I might as well join in Is it a Japanese art form?

43:04Robbie:I don't know Karate I don't know, it's quite a cool culture around it though isn't it? It's about respect All the respect and stuff like that you do your little bowing and stuff like that Yeah I remember bowing And you're supposed to bow your head up See they don't really show the respect in Cobra Kai do they? They talk a little bit about the rest of the world. Yeah, but then they're just punching each other at school. They will bow and stuff to their senseis and things. Yeah, and then just have school fights constantly. Yeah. If I've learned anything from Cobra Kai is that if you do karate for about three weeks, you become amazingly hard and equal to everyone else who does karate.

43:36They all instantly seem to become amazing at it. So hopefully that'll happen to me. So you've been to Warrington? Yeah, went to a festival, went to Neighbourhood Weekender. Kitty, my daughter, is 14, she wanted to go and see... Well, when I was away skiing, she wanted to go and see she wanted me to get tickets for the james marriott oh yeah i remember yeah yeah and then i didn't manage to get them because i was skiing and forgot and then they were sold out so i thought ah i bet you know kitty can be quite stern right i don't want to get angry with me yeah so um i thought okay i'll go i'll take you to a festival and my friend star sailor you've met the band they were playing at the same day as james marriott said hey guys i haven't seen you for a while can i come see you i've owned up at the weekend when i saw them um so then so yes we went we went along along to that so so warrington where is that that's it's between manchester and liverpool so okay wow i think james marriott i saw yeah um he was either doing the best joke i've ever seen or he didn't know where he was he was saying like and i think there were a few acts doing it but saying saying but he was saying he's saying at manchester a lot of people around me i was sort of near the back he didn't come towards the front we're sort of going and warrington like that's something but he said it like about 30 times and i said this is either really good or he's just a bit bit confused where he was is warrington close enough it's It's pretty close, but it's a distinctive place.

45:07So he kept calling the crowd Manchester. He kept saying, come on, Manchester, and things like that. But he said it more times than I've ever heard anyone say to the crowd, which made me think, is it a joke? I don't know. It was really funny. Yeah. If it was meant to be funny. Was he a good performer? He was really good. He was excellent, actually. Yeah, really good. Arthur Hill was on as well. He was good too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Was Kitty happy? Kitty was very happy, yeah. She got very close to the front, so that was good. I'll tell you who's doing sound on that stage Pietro our sound man from tour no big gorgeous man Pietro he's not looking as hench as he once was I think his bench press might have been gone down a little bit oh my word no afraid so so yeah I need to see it on my own eyes I need to go for a distance didn't really see that close but he did seem like I can't imagine him for you Nick can you because he was stacked he used to be yeah but I think he's gone down a bit now bottled it has he yeah a little bit so yeah that was good but then and then Warrington is where Luke Littler's from Warrington is where Kerry Katona is from Jesse Lingard

46:08Robbie:Star Sailor Are you just playing top trumps? We're playing Warrington trumps You're telling Stevie You won't know anyone, you're thick Luke Littler's dad Luke Littler's mum Nah she's not Where's she from? I don't know Leave his mum out of it Why he brought his mum into it? You said she's not from around there. She is from around there. Stop staking off his mum. So what was Star Silo? Star Silo Rexon as well. There were quite a lot of people. I was talking to Ben on the phone the day after the drummer, and he was saying there were obviously quite a lot of people down the front who were there for Wonder Horse or afterwards.

46:46Oh, well, Wonder Horse, no, were they? Wonder Horse, yeah. But that's the nice thing about festivals, isn't it? They all seemed to get into it like that. It was also raining, which I think helps if you're in a tent. Yeah. Well, it was busy anyway, but they got absolutely rammed.

46:58Robbie:I think that sometimes at a festival, when it rains, it can really bring the energy up. Yeah. I think people bound together and it's like, it's quite... I wouldn't mind when we go to Glastonbury in the summer. I wouldn't mind if on the Sunday, 4pm, let's have a bit of drizzle. Because we know we're going home anyway the next day. Yeah, but I think... It's not going to ruin the whole weekend. It can bring you back to life, I feel. A little bit of drizzle's fine. You're not too much mud at Glastonbury. There's drizzle, there's spitting, there's drizzle. Yeah. Then it goes to light rain, rain. Heavy rain.

47:31Robbie:Heavy rain, downpour, torrential. Showers as well. Showers. Showers are more intermittent, aren't they, though? You can have heavy showers and light showers. That's a separate thing, really. What? Do you like this rain scale? Not sure why we care. No, I'm just saying. Well, he's just telling us what he's been up to. We have to listen to you. I've got an A-level in geography, mate. I like talking about weather. Yeah. I'm really excited for festival season yeah it was nice it was nice being there but also the headlines were Stereophonics and Dizzy Rascal which had a choice which one to go to we decided to go home because it was raining Kitty was a bit tired that sounded like Big at Dizzy no not at all no just more like when I was younger I'd have made myself stay but I thought you know what it's quite a way I've seen every band about a hundred times over the years who would you have preferred to see between Dizzy Rascal and Stereophonics I've seen Dizzy Rascal less than I have Cereophonics if I possibly only once so I probably would have gone to see Dizzy Rascal and see what it was like and then maybe flitted between the two of them but it's quite a small sight you can go between them it's not a sort of you are hanging up your festival hat aren't you I'm winding down my festivalling are you how do you feel about that FX's American horror story returns for an unrivaled 13th installment with the iconic horrors you love to fear and an all-star cast reprising fan favorite roles light your candles draw your pentagrams and prepare for a supreme surprise fx's american horror story 13 now streaming on hulu this episode is brought to you by paypal you know how a mom's bag has everything sunscreen snacks a stapler the new paypal app is like that but for your money shop pay manage your account and earn rewards all in one place and with purchase protection on eligible items biometric security and pass keys you're protected at every step download the new paypal app to get started see paypal.com protection terms fall has never looked or tasted this good sweet greens fall harvest menu is back with seasonal favorites dressed to impress and made to be devoured warm roasted sweet potatoes crisp apples maple glazed brussels and crave worthy flavors in the autumn harvest bowl maple glazed salmon plate and roasted bacon brussel side the season's most desirable menu has returned to sweet green featuring fall's best dressed make your move order on the sweet green app I feel the thought of like it's the camping side that's the issue right going a festival in a place we'll just go away and come back to yeah on board with that I'll do the odd camping I think it depends on the festival I don't think the line up in a lot of British festivals is that great really Glastonbury's always good you're not I look at the festivals in America now and some of them are incredible I went to Maryland or Maryland I don't know how you say it but you hated the American one didn't you I went to Coachella yeah it was wank yeah Coachella's wank it's literally just influencers wanting to take selfies yeah and don't get me wrong like anyone can enjoy a festival in any way they like right like i'm not a big fan of the glastonbury lineup apparently i'm wrong like everyone's saying that it's brilliant right fair enough but at the coachella it was like like i i always go to this story i know i do but we're there we're watching um dr dre um snoop dogs on stage m &m right and they do but sorry it's the m &m's headlining and dr dre and snoop dog come out and they do california love right which is amazing we're in california watching this right and as soon as that comes on right i saw just a group of like influencers in front of me and then they were like nah and just walked off i was like if that's not getting what is and again another story i said but they they don't let you drink from what i can remember anyway and it's probably about eight years ago now they don't let you drink in the in the festival so there's like a pen at the back of the festival where you have to go that's weird it was they take drinking very seriously in america like i remember going to see oasis just outside boston and it's in 2005 and they had like a two drink maximum like you only you weren't allowed to have more than two drinks so there's three of us there and at one point like i was holding the others went to the toilet i was holding the drinks and someone came over to the screen i said sorry sir it's a two it's a two drink maximum the event i went oh they're not my drinks i'm just holding them he He goes, it's a two drink maximum, sir.

52:09I went, do you want me to go and give them one of their drinks back? He went, yes, please, sir. I wasn't allowed to hold three drinks. That's so weird. It's really weird. And obviously you can just go and have more than two drinks. When you finish a drink, you just don't tell anyone. But that'll be fine. I had more than two drinks, I can tell you. But yeah, it's a weird, I don't know how much you've changed it. it's a weird it's a weird attitude around drinking i mean as opposed to us we just got from the age of 12 yeah i think that helps the vibe of the festival though doesn't it because it's with camping and everything and being there it's a long amount of time isn't it days over a weekend and you are just shattered yeah so drinking does help yeah massively drinking

52:52Robbie:helps with most things in life i think not driving or babysitting there's a couple but you're right Yeah. Talking about drinking, I recently went to Barcelona. Oh, the Norwich of Spain. Very much the Norwich of Spain. One of the few cities in Europe, I think, that can rival Norwich. Really, yeah. I've never been. Oh, it's incredible. Stevie must. It's incredible. Do you know what? I'd probably twist your definition a little bit and propose to you the Brighton of Spain. How so? town busy sorry city busy bustling city with a beach front yes norwich doesn't have a beach does it no but it has a river which is like a small beach

53:41yeah it is yeah they're not identical no but but they've got cathedrals yeah so have we yeah and

53:49Robbie:they've got a couple i think because there's that famous thing around their cathedral the Grada Familia that they're constantly building it or they're constantly doing construction on it. Apparently, word on the street Nearly done. And there's another cathedral as well. There's a Barcelona cathedral as well. So they've got two cathedrals like Norwich. Okay. Okay. Fair enough. This is not your first Barcelona rodeo, is it? No, it is not. Ask me what I was drinking over there. What were you drinking over there? What? Yeah. Well, actual wine. I'm a wine guy now. Or like sangria? No wine. No way. I had a few sangrias, don't get me wrong.

54:19Robbie:When in Rome. How did you enjoy the wine? I like wine. Yeah, I said to Fee, I want to be a wine guy. The only time I drink wine is the happy hour Christmas special when Robbie kindly brings his son. You've gone in soft there, like rosé or white wine. No, I haven't, Stevie. I like... Rosé or white wine. What? No, I'm saying they're the easier ones to get into. There's things in life I have to train myself to do. I told you, I trained myself to like pot noodles because I love to smell when my dad used to have a curry one on the go. So I want to be a wine man. Yeah, okay. I think it's good. I think it's nice being a wine man.

55:01It was good. Do you know what I'd say? If you want to be a wine man and you want to drop a few quid in a bottle, go and see the man in Norwich Market, the Substrata, which is the little wine stall in the market. He is delightful and will give you any wine advice you want. But I don't know what wine advice I need. Tell him what you like. What, you want something fruity? How do I know what I like?

55:23Robbie:Did you like the ones in Barcelona? Yeah, well, this is what I did. Got the menu, skipped the rosé. Okay. Right. Skipped the white. You went red. I went red. I thought, let's go head in. Head first. Head in. Yeah. So I headed in, and I looked at the menu, and Fee didn't really mind, so I could pick whatever bottle I wanted, and I went for one. I'm going for the describing words. So one said floral. I went new. don't like i don't elderflower yeah next one it said fruity i like a smoothie yeah so that'll do good the next one said sparkly or sparkling okay yeah i thought i like fizzy and the next one said something like i want to say what was it dry yeah no i didn't say dry yeah i think it said fresh or something like that yeah so i was like they're three things i like yeah i got it the guy come over.

56:18Robbie:Oh, I thought you were describing different wines. No, no, no, no. There was one wine that had all those three qualities. Yeah, so I was like, that one sounds good. Let's go for that one. A fruity, sparkly, fresh one. The bottle of the wine was a man's name, so it was like a John McClure 28th. Forever in the Makers.

56:43Of all the people, of all the names to pick it's John McClure from Reverend the Makers is wine was it John McClure or was it like John McClure or was it just a name I made up a name

56:56Robbie:it was like a John Macken okay John Macken famous okay you don't have to give examples of names you know what names are okay yeah so and then I and I had it and I had a bloody good time with it good you can do that with Market Man I'll do that with Market Man go and say hey I'm looking for something fruit tea what would you recommend what's the likelihood of you buying it from the market and then just leaving it in the cupboard for a month well I'd probably drink it I think if I bought it if I pay for it he does the good stuff so you'd probably be talking like over your 10 pounds yeah yeah I want to go for a nice little bottle and enjoy it in the summer but obviously I was smashing the sangrias as well they're decent then they're decent first time I've ever had one I was like that's lovely that is nice yeah that is nice yeah just sitting on the sea front Barcelona sang for you.

57:46Robbie:Lovely vibe, Barcelona. Yeah, you can't beat it. I used to go there all the time on 20s and you had such a lovely time that you could just get a bottle of Carver and sit on the beach or something like that. What's Carver then? The fizzy wine. It's like the champagne equivalent of Spade. Oh, right. That always gives me headaches. Oh, don't have it then. Yeah. Yeah. But everyone in Barcelona just seems so chilled. Yeah. Anyone who plays beach volleyball is a chilled person. Yeah. You never get a stressed person playing that. Did you get involved? No, mate. Come on. I ain't got the body for that.

58:14that would be hard you need a nice body for playing volleyball everyone everyone was beautiful

58:20Robbie:the women they are generally pretty men very pretty every single like we were on the like the promenade bit outside the casino and you'd see people running all the time was that the w hotel was that where the casino is always further down oh the casino's further down yeah yeah yeah and we'd see people running all the time and the men would just be like these bronzed oiled up six pack but their biceps had biceps you hate men who run without tops on yeah but not in Barcelona it's hot yeah it's boiling hot when it's fucking December near pets at home yeah it's a fucking shirt and it's raining you cunts you want to go a little bit further down to I can't remember the name of it um the the gay beach that's further down my god there are some good looking men there if you want to look for good good looking men gay beach gay beach Barcelona really you will get some good looking men are there lesbians on there mostly just men oh and it's new to speak so you can see their cogs forgot about that i'm in yeah i'm in yeah wow yeah so get yourself to barcelona you'll like it yeah i probably will at some point yeah yeah i don't know why i haven't been we think you're lovely lady there yeah i've only ever been to mainland spain once with you why don't you win an envelope why don't you go there what what's the concept there though i go to spain You go where you want.

59:40My envelope, I'm going to Spain, you're staying here. Okay, you're just going on your own. Yeah. Yeah, cool. Good content. I'll go to Barcelona. I'll have to go to Barcelona. Yeah. Have you seen... So Jack and I obviously have jackandstevie.com now. Yes. And the main series on that... I'm a subscriber. Oh, thank you. Oh, man. I've so wanted to support this. I've joined on nine different computers. That's good because we have nine members. Yeah. Thank you. So the main video series is called Gold Envelopes, as you know, which is we have gold envelopes, and based on what name comes out of the envelope, that person gets to choose a video.

1:00:16Can we Jack pick, Stevie pick, or both pick? What's just normal envelopes till the Patreon money came in? The normal, the first video we did was a Stevie picks, and I took Jack to San Francisco so we could try and find the White Lady of Stow Lake. Lovely. Happy Hour's most infamous urban legend. Shock. second video Jack got to pick and I've taken him to America done this lovely thing for him that was nice Jack took me to Peterborough what? something wrong with taking you to Peterborough mate? oh wait oh that wasn't the issue but compared to San Francisco Peterborough's not the nicest place I didn't even see a sinkhole with Jack were you back home in your own bed that night?

1:00:59Robbie:yeah he took me to a tattoo parlour to see my old tattooist Bryce alright who did a tattoo on my calf and the concept of the video people would have seen the video by now if they wanted to see it right so are we revealing what the tattoos are now yeah because we said the main thing when we started jackandstevie.com is that it won't affect happy hour and we're not here to kind of stop anything from being shown on here yeah the concept of the video is that Jack took me and I had to get a tattoo without even seeing what I was getting put on my body it's mental that he agreed to this with me this is that is mental yeah it's crazy it was a jack pick i'm not not gonna do what's asked you should not do that yeah like you just don't do that fucking idiot for doing i was hating me for what i was choosing i was going you're a prick for doing this but i could i still had to do it on the day jack once i've had mine done he felt so bad he actually let me pick one on him but i didn't have i didn't have pre-planning i didn't know what i was do so i've i went down a route that was that looking at it is quite nice i jack loves the simpsons so my idea was that i get have you just poured water everywhere it's like your house it's happened again have we got tissue rather than wipes yeah these are wet they're making more wet have we got have we got a bucket of water i could use to throw over this so on the day jack felt so bad about what he made me get that he let me decide what he should have as well not that big of a deal for me is it when i've got fucking keep your head up keep your heart strong keep your mind set not that bad yeah and i had no prep to kind of think of what i could do that was bad so first thing that came to mind was jack really likes the simpsons love it and in the first episode of the simpsons but tries to get a tattoo for his mum marge as like a christmas present but marge catches it halfway through and yanks him out with a tattoo parlor i've seen it so he gets one of those love hearts that says mother in it but it gets stopped so it says moth yeah and i thought jack has a really good relationship with his mum yeah so that could be quite a funny idea so jack's got that on the back of his leg now great you've got a terrible relationship with the person who gave you life and who you should have a bond with that's unbreakable.

1:03:16Robbie:You only have one mum and she used to beat you up. She gave you 150 tuck money. She did, yeah. So not all bad. And you said earlier, alcohol fixes most things, so... Can break it as well. What did he get? I mean, I know because I'm a subscriber now, but... Yeah, so I've got Matt Moth and then for Stevie, I thought, what is the most cringy fucking embarrassing thing he can get on his body. Bear in mind, Jax, like when you look at Jax. Self-portrait. But when you look at Jax, no one would ever know anything other than, oh, that's just a love heart with moth in it. Mine's quite a big red love heart.

1:03:53Robbie:Yeah, but it's a Simpsons fan or if they don't know it's Simpsons, it's just like a love heart. Weirdly, it would have been worse if you put the ER on it. So thank you for that. That's actually just quite a good tattoo. Yeah, it's all right. It's a little Simpsons nod, isn't it? You fucked that. I didn't know! You absolutely fucked that. You could have done. I didn't have time. We were there. It was in the evening. Yeah, non-scod. I didn't think about it at the time. Do you want to see what he made me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've got four. What's really embarrassing, right? Who are the most embarrassing musical artists you can think of?

1:04:32Robbie:You know that couple that do songs every year about sausage rolls? Lad baby. Lad baby. I've got the phrase live, laugh, lad baby why did you do that? why did you say yes? did you know before it was on? no, you didn't know until the end I didn't see it until after it had already been put on my leg live, laugh, lad baby so Jack got the envelope so I had no choice you always have a choice and honestly, that's quite big that's not a tiny that's quite big what does Ariane think of it? I didn't think of that so I didn't tell her you didn't tell her? because I didn't know well I didn't know what I was getting did you tell her this was happening?

1:05:24yeah I said and she said you don't have to do that no you don't and I said well the concept of the video series is that if one of us gets the envelope I didn't care what the concept

1:05:33Robbie:of the video series we have to respect the golden envelopes otherwise they hold no power yeah i made they do hold no power they do they do though i didn't particularly want to go to fucking san francisco for a day yeah that was that was commitment i was on a plane twice as long as that's not the same i didn't want to go on the whole way to this really cool city no i took you to the golden gate bridge you got some cool stuff and i've now just got this on my body so i absolutely love bryce and i love the other tattoo he did for me and he did the lovely bear for you as well on your leg he did yeah and then thanks a monkey bear yeah um but i currently hate him for what he's put on my body uh and also i'm not gonna reveal this here but um well i will i don't even know what you're about to say i got the next envelope didn't i so i get to choose the next episode honestly well you'll see i'm fuming i'm just gonna get More tattoos Have you ever got tattoos Together before?

1:06:36Well we actually have A joint tattoo as well now We got a matching tattoo Have you? Yeah

1:06:43Robbie:Mine's here A little HH Didn't even know You were Kanye fans

1:06:51Like I get what that is But you know There's another meaning Don't you? We did it before He released the song And then Yeah it still had a meaning before Did you do it before 1939?

1:07:05we've abbreviated happy hour to hh since it started it should be hhp shouldn't it yeah and also no one really ever used hh for that for years because like no one's saying it anymore no one was saying it anymore until you thought you could beat the nazis you thought you could make this more popular than i'd arguably say there's more people who listen to this now than

1:07:34Robbie:there are current nazis maybe a year ago yeah and on the venn diagram that bit in the middle where they overlap with the people on our reddit and us for getting the tattoo yeah but the funnier part of all this is Bryce, our tattoo artist, loves happy hour and he let us tattoo him. So we tattooed a HH. So he's also... So he's also a Kenny O 'Connor. What if we're actually making the world a better place? Because we're thinking, fuck off all this Hitler stuff. He's good on you. Oh, well done, mate. That's big of you. Let's forget him. Don't forget him. Remember what happened. Remember what happened, but forget how his views.

1:08:24Robbie:We don't tolerate them, right? No, good, yeah. So let's move, let's get rid of HH having that meaning and instead make it mean something happening. I didn't know people abbreviated that. No, I didn't. I knew that was a thing. I didn't know people were saying, like, they'd just write HH. I thought they'd say the whole thing. And now we've got that on. So what's worse, Lad Baby or HH? Lad Baby, obviously. The thing is, you're just going to wear long socks in the summer or people are going to think you're Nazis. I've not even got long socks on now, Robbie, and I'm in shorts. Well, people are going to think you're Nazis.

1:09:02People will see that. There will generally be people who see that and think you're Nazis.

1:09:05Robbie:Okay, all fun and all jokes aside. I reckon it probably will be. There'll be some people who go, oh. Really? If they don't know. That's the last thing I want. Yeah. Yeah, we'll fuck that, haven't we? We might have to get that covered up. We thought it was a cute little... Or I had a P on the end. Well, let's say. If I get a golden envelope, then maybe we'll just go back and see Bryce. And get him covered up. Sorry, we can't realise that he's coming across a little bit nasty. And so is he, so sorry Bryce. There'll be no more tattoo videos, that's done. Yeah, never done that again. Jackandstevie.com if you want to see that, by the way, two Asian Jack.

1:09:48Now that we've done this, can I get it covered up? No.

1:09:52Robbie:No. Not if you still want the revenue.

1:09:59I'm not going to cover them up. Are you going to come on one of our trips at some point? Yep. I mean, depending on what it is. I'm not tattooing me with Nazi superhero ladies.

1:10:06Robbie:Okay, cool. So I'm going to think of a cool one that we can do, where we can go away and we can bring Robbie with us. Sweden, A-I-K. Yeah, we will do that one day. Sweden. But I've got plenty of ideas. Walk to the studio? Yeah, we could do that. We've got loads of... Robbie, get involved. Yeah. All right. We won't tattoo you. Okay. Yeah, a good one. We'll get you involved in a good one. Okay. Yeah. Are you putting out videos that are not good? No, but I mean like bad forfeit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not doing forfeit. Or you could come along if it's a bad forfeit for one of us, but you won't have to get involved in that side of things.

1:10:38Yes, you just get... The forfeit is that I'm coming along?

1:10:40Robbie:No, no, no. If I'm stitching him up with something funny that you want to see, come along. Okay. Yeah. All right, yeah. Yeah, you get to experience it. We're all over that. Yeah, I'll come along. Is that us officially? All caught up, baby. All caught up. This has been Jackmates Happy Hour Podcast. Monday. Enjoying it. What? I don't know. I meant enjoy your Monday. But I said Monday. Enjoying it. Because you've already listened to this. You've enjoyed it. Your Monday's done. Now onto Tuesday. Have a bloody brilliant week. Robbie Knox. Stevie Blake. Jackmate. See you in a bit. You don't need to pat me.

1:11:14Robbie:I feel like I let myself down with that big conversation. It was poor. No, it was bad. It was worse than a high-level hit that I do. I wouldn't go around saying that. Do you get it?

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