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1:41Jack Makes Happy Hour. Hello guys, welcome back to Jack Makes Happy Hour podcast. It's just the three of us again. Oh, you're looking good. You're looking good. Well, you are looking good, but why have you... What's going on with the hair? Look. Right. We are. It's awful. So. So. Wow. Firstly. 30 seconds in. Firstly. Yeah. It feels disgusting today because I went to the gym before coming here and realised I didn't have my own shampoo, so I had to use the wall stuff. I use that all the time. That is rank for your hair. Feels awful. Secondly, I always get into this thing where I'm like, I'm going to grow it out and then it gets to the awkward stage which is this and then I just cut it.

2:31However, remember when I got a haircut last time and you guys slated me for ages because I had that weird line in it because I went to a different barber. Terrible cut. My What? Sounded like you were trying to be cool. That's a terrible cut. I can't lie. That's my thing. My barber seems to have been I don't know if he listens, Jordan He seems to have been on holiday for the last three weeks Every time I go on Instagram he's in a different country That's called travelling But he didn't warn me about this He could have said I'm going to go away from it And I would have got cut in advance So I'm now in a situation where I don't know Where to go or who to trust after I had such a Fuck up last time Literally one of our mates is a barber So I don't know who to trust where to go so i'm yeah i'm now in a state of going do i just finally push through the awkward stage and see if i want it longer whilst i've got no choice or do i just go somewhere and hope it's very wiry yeah mate that's honestly my hair does not what's the non-awkward face what length does it get to where you're like it's where i can push it back without it flopping back forwards right why does that's the issue at the moment what if you could have ideal hairs what would they be i don't know i think i wouldn't mind a little like pushback hair but at the moment it falls back down into curtains naturally right so i'm i'll probably just get a cut to be honest i just need to see that's a good i just need to figure it out right because i'm scared if i come back in with that really solid line along one side and you got laughing again find see someone that's done a haircut you like and just go i want this one that you did yeah oh i gotta go to that exact barber as well.

4:12Yeah. Okay. Maybe my guy will be off holiday soon. Yeah, maybe. But it depends how long it takes because... Why don't you just message him if you're that tight with him? Yeah. Yeah, I could have done that, but I don't want to ruin his holiday. Yeah, it's not going to ruin his holiday. Fucking hell, babe, Stevie messaging me, asking me a trim, I can't get back for it. I can't lie. He would probably feel bad. I want to be the guy that says I can't lie. You did say before we started recording. You dropped two of them. Yeah. And I can't lie. So it's pissing you off. I like that you did like a really posh version then.

4:41And I can't lie. Why were you talking like that earlier? Bro, I can't lie. I don't know. A new thing? Yeah, the people from your village talk like that. I heard a boy who looked like the Milky Bar kid. I don't imagine that's what you look like. I grew up in a village called Debenham, which is a really small village in Suffolk and there are people there that have not been to London. Yeah, right. They have just stayed in this place. And I saw these kids walking around and I was like, oh, that's nice. I used to like, they were probably like 12, 13. I used to go around with my mates in the school holidays, get them really long like...

5:30Ice poles? Yeah. They were well good, around on the BMX. Yeah. So I'm just kind of walking and he goes past and he goes, I can't lie, she went to my dealer. How old? 12, 13. No. Jesus. I can't lie, she went to my dealer. Fuck. Did she? Probably not. Probably not, right? I've heard people in my little village talking like that. Why is it? But is that now cool? They watch YouTubers, though, who speak like that. They're watching like. But that's not your voice. No, to be fair, mate, Isaac says chat all the time. What? Isaac will just sit in normal conversation. He'll be like, did you see that chat?

6:13And I'm going, what the fuck are you doing? What? All the kids at school talk like they're watching Speed and Kaisenat and stuff constantly now. It's the weirdest thing ever. And I always just go, there's no chat, Isaac. And he's just going, oh, shut up. Like he just thinks that's how they talk now. I can't lie. No, no, he's not there. But he doesn't change his accent or anything. but he'll use lingo from YouTubers and streamers because that's normal. But he doesn't watch these streamers, but obviously all the boys at school talk like that, so he's just used to saying it as well now. So kids are going round.

6:44This is blowing my mind. Kids are going round going as if they're live streaming. Mate, yes. And I always say, you're not live. Why are you talking like that? So they go, thanks to the two parents? No, they just do the chat element, like loads of people are watching. They're looking at the comments. Yeah. Stop hating me, chat. It's like that. What are they looking at though? Yeah. I don't know. He's just saying it's like - What's he looking at when he's saying - They'll be playing Fortnite or something. I can't believe it. Did you see that chat? There's no chat. I can't believe it. Did you see that chat?

7:13Yeah, honestly, it's the weirdest thing ever. Yeah. It's insane. They're just talking like they're watching YouTubers constantly. Fucking hell, that's mad. And then with the accent thing - Yeah. Because I don't know if that's me just being old and out of - Is that out of order? I don't - You can't just pick. You can't think that accent sounds cool, so I'm just going to run with that. But also, right, like, and maybe I'm just not clued up on this, but, like, a London accent, right, is obviously, like, your Cockney accent. That's where it comes from. Obviously, London's this, like, pool of different cultures and stuff, and there will be different accents naturally come up.

7:54But this roadman accent, I don't know when that... No, I think there are people that have that accent and that's fine. If you live in the area, but not if you live in a village. Yeah. Where you've probably been to London once with Lion King with your mum. You can't just suddenly like... That's because they're watching creators like Mini Minter and that. But I grew up... Does he speak like that? He's got a bit of that. Does he? Does he? Yeah. I can't lie, he does. I grew up watching Rastamouse. I wasn't going around... And that's why you squeak. I wasn't going around school doing that accent. You can't just pick it.

8:38I think you can, though. You can do it. Is that all right? Well, I grew up watching The Office and I just took loads of Gervais, like, Brent-isms. It's the same thing, isn't it? It's the same thing, isn't it? But, like, if you liked... I wonder if you had a different accent if you would then start talking, like... we grew up listening to Kyle Pilkington. We didn't put a Manchester accent on. Yeah, true. But it's the people you admire, though. It's the people you want to be like. But that's also one that's considered cool, I guess. It is cool. It does sound cool. Does it sound cool? I think it sounds cool.

9:14I can't lie. If you actually have it, I think it sounds cool, yeah. You don't know who actually has it anymore? That's the thing, who actually has it? I think if you grew up in London and you're around that all the time. Then you can talk like that. yeah because that's just where you're from yeah does your sister yeah like any canadian accent yeah no she started picking up any of that no no no that's what i mean she's she's lived there for ages but she's not even slightly picking it up so so can what we're saying here because i imagine this is a fine line to tread yeah can white kids from debonham who have no connection to london talk with a street London accent.

9:58Maybe, who are we to say? Well, they're not hurting anyone. They're not hurting anybody. Well, they are if he's fucking 12 going, she wanted my D. Who's that hurting? He's clearly not, no, but that's not normal, is it? No, it's not normal. It's not nice. No. I saw some kids, I might've said this before on the pub, but last summer I saw these kids and they were near where I live. And one of them went, I beg you I beg you let me take a pen and I'll ping it top bins you give me ten a year like that I saw what he was talking he was probably about ten and they were taking shots in this goal and then the other one went yeah yeah calm calm chucked him the ball and I was just like having to watch this because it was fascinating and this boy took a put the ball down and he goes weak foot you know like that ran up pinged this ball supposedly it was weak foot and it went the most top binge I've ever seen I was like, fair enough.

10:52You've won the accent. You've won the accent. You're allowed. You're allowed. It would have been worse if he'd missed. Yes. I'd have gone, man can't even back up his claims, you know. But he did. You're quite good at it. Am I? You are weirdly good at it. Maybe it's because they grew up watching kind of like the kid-althood and the adulthood. That's what it is. It's what you're watching. As you said about your Gervais thing, you're doing that. I guess, I don't know how different it is with an accent, but if you're consistently watching creators or whatever you're constantly watching and you're always picking up on the same way they speak and the same accent, you're probably bound to pick it up.

11:22It's not just that accent either. If someone starts putting on a posh accent after what, I don't know. Yeah. Why does that annoy me? I need to fucking stop being such a cynical bastard. No, it's all right to get annoyed at trivial stuff. No, that's silly. Just let them talk how they want. So when Joey Barton went over to Marseille and started speaking with a French accent. Oh, well, that's funny. What a tit. I'm not like, ugh, ugh. Yeah, but you're not about that anyway. I don't think you are angry, really. No. No. But if I, like, what would you honestly say to me as my friend if, like, I wasn't ironically going, like, if we just did the pod and I was going, I can't lie, Stevie, that's funny, man.

12:03And you'd be like, wait. I'd be confused. I'd be like, why are you suddenly doing this? Because that's what Declan Rice gets ripped for a lot. Yeah, he plays into it a bit, doesn't he? He had, like, a do-rag on his story or something or something the other day. And also he is around people from London who talk like that. So he is from London as well. So it's all right, isn't it? I think so. Who are we to say? Yeah. Let's move on. It's the change, isn't it? It's the change that cynical old men don't like. Yeah. We are cynical old men now. Yeah, we are. Well, I just saw those kids in Debenham and I was like, oh.

12:40It didn't help with what he said, though. What he said, yeah. If he just had the accent, you'd probably go, yeah if he went do you know what Fanta Lemon's sick you know you'd have been like fine yeah lovely beverage yeah you probably wouldn't have even remembered that he had the accent but it's because he's talking about giving a young lady his peace yeah what else you've been up to Jack not a lot but I don't know if you remember four or five years ago on this podcast I spoke about when I was a kid and I stayed around my cousins and we made a like a like a um like a thing we know you don't even remember how we meant it was it was like a story about is a beaver and a frog oh your old magazine thing you did yeah it was like a but you could you could it was like a we did it on powerpoint presentation you could click through and it'd be a every week the beaver would be on a new tail yeah and i don't know if you remember what we called it 107 yeah and it was a bit of a thing back on the podcast back in the day it it was called 100 107 because i said to my cousin reese at one point how much do you love your beaver and he said 110 and i said that's really cute that's how kids spoke back then yeah yeah do you know what i mean and then um well that was lost in the depths of time yeah i might have found it oh how i might have found it because basically there was like a back in the day it's like all trivial but there was like a family feud so half my family went one way half my family went another way and the the person who had the access to this yeah who helped me make this when we was younger as my auntie and we didn't speak for many years and then my cousin recently got married and she was at the wedding and being adults now and just every it's all water under a bush whatever they say the Bridge, probably.

14:33Bridge, bridge. Yeah, unless you've sneezed, didn't it? That's a joke from probably two weeks ago now in the schedule. Brilliant. And she come up to me and said, I found 107%. And I said, I need that. I need that for the pod. Oh, yes. So if I can get it and play it on the pod. That'd be amazing. That'd be so good. Yeah, because even though we were kids, there was a bit where there was one episode where the beaver's looking out the window and he sees this bear bringing in drugs. Like a bag opens and there's a needle. how old were you making this? 8, 9 you knew about all that? yeah I grew up in Marl Cross mate the ends mate the ends and then it turns out that they basically get this guy done get the bear done I won't spoil it for everyone who's not seen it but it turns out the bear was a doctor and he was bringing legal drugs oh and he's misunderstood misunderstood nice twist yeah nice little twist there was one where he had to fight like Black Mirror yeah Charlie Brookham might be knocking on my door I was going to get the rights there was one where like Beaver wanted to fight freddy so the frog so they did like we did a dun dun dun dun montage yeah there's lots coming oh i really want to see it yeah bring it brilliant i'll bring it are you ready for the theme of today's app i'm just going to give you guys a quick update on on my dad being a karen okay i've been waiting until i could get us three together again because i told you guys about my dad's frazzles incident yes and my dad listens to this and i'm calling him out here and he knows I'm showing you this.

16:01Okay. Audio listeners, I am sorry, but I'll let the boys describe it. But please just look at this. Can you remember why he complained to frazzles? Because there weren't enough bacon strips, colours on his frazzle. Yeah. I asked him to find the email so I could actually see just how bad the frazzles were. He's got too much time on his hands, hasn't he? He sent me the picture. Okay. What was the outcome, sorry, of this? They gave him a£7 voucher to buy new frazzles. And I said to him, did you use that? And he said, it wasn't about getting it. It was about the principle. and he never used it and it's expired.

16:31Okay. So he did the emails for nothing. Here's the picture. How would you say they look? Like frazzles? Yeah. Show Alfie. He sent in a complaint about those because they weren't, they didn't have the stripes enough apparently. They do have the stripes. They do have the fucking stripes. There's a couple where the stripes are a little maybe in the grooves but they're just frazzles aren't they that's that's uh well i'm not gonna have you got the email no because he couldn't find the exact um for some reason it wouldn't show it all i was trying to look at it they replied saying that the reason they aren't as stripy is because they were um slightly undercooked and then they that's why they gave him the seven pound but i just wanted to show you guys that so we can at last say, Dad, you are a caravan.

17:29You are a caravan. That is mentally, isn't that? That's so, is stripy that I would never even think to look at those that they weren't. Yeah. I've had frazzles that have less stripes on me. Yeah, same. I reckon I have. I might start complaining to frazzles now. Yeah. They sound like an easy company to get something out of. Yeah. What? But they're saying that they're not cooked enough. So is it the cooking process that puts the... I guess so. They're not actually putting them a grill, are they? That's food colouring. no one said grill why would the cooking give them their colour well they're painting them on well like the machine is doing summer I reckon yeah I reckon it's going under maybe it's drizzling I don't know then that would be even less important because I remember saying to him what did they taste like and he said the same why are you complaining I just thought you guys would want to know that their frazzles literally looked like normal frazzles yeah well it's good that frazzles are taking their complaint seriously I think everyone can just start email and frazzles.

18:26Who was it? Smith's. Yeah. Is that us done then? We're all caught up, baby. You're caught up. Now, today. Right. You know last time it was us three and you said that we did a lot of bangers back in the day and we haven't revisited some of the ideas. Yes. What did we do last time? We did Everybody Has a Price, didn't we? So I thought this week what we will do is Moral Dilemmas. Nice. I've got my story asking people to send me some Moral Dilemmas. um i have and i have one from a friend who i won't name that has submitted me one a month ago that i've been sitting on okay so basically and then we have a few more filler ones because i didn't get as many as i'd like from the listeners so we have a few filler ones uh that fiona's found so this is a mixture of listeners my friends and ones we found online okay moral dilemmas um and The four that I've come in with today, I've given a nice little quirky title to.

19:23Okay. And what do we do again? Well, we have to decide where you go. What would we do? Yeah, okay. What would we do? Now, we did... What was it a few weeks ago when we spoke about the cat killing the... Can I see the top of your... Okay, no. What? Just wanted to see whether it said moral dilemmas or morale dilemmas. What does it say? Morale. What's the difference? Just put the E at the end. No, it's like morale-y. What? I've given it a bit of panache, Stevie. Okay, fine. I've given it a completely different meaning. Yeah. Okay. Now, a couple months ago, we did an episode with all four of us, I think, and there was a story about a cat killing a hamster?

20:02Yeah, killing the neighbour's guinea pig. What was that? Well, why did we do that? Can't remember. Right, okay. Well, this one's a bit similar, but has a different kind of feel to it. Right, now, I want you guys to really help the listeners here. Okay. Really give your best opinion you can give today. Okay. So I've called this, made a real pig's ear of this. Okay. Interesting. If it's a cat killing a guinea pig, that's the same story. It's not. It's not. Okay. My new girlfriend of nine months recently went on holiday with her mum and her two brothers, and I was given the task of looking after their house.

20:35It was confessions. That's it. I was allowed to stay over if I wished, but I opted not to as I didn't feel comfortable. Instead, I would just pop in once or twice a day to feed her pets. she only has four guinea pigs so not too much admin needed however two days before she got back i decided to go the extra mile and clean the guinea pig cage completely and whilst doing this i needed i needed to transfer the four guinea pigs into a sort of temporary home so i could clean their main pen sort of thing and be nice about this guy because he is a happy hour listener okay when putting them into their temporary box i dropped one of them the only male accidentally after he freaked out in my hands and i think i've given the guinea pig brain damage as he now only runs around in circles again and again and again carry on my girlfriend came back from holiday and was thrilled that i'd cleaned their cage however she did notice this pretty she didn't notice this pretty quickly after coming back you would do yeah and instead of owning up to my mistake i thought i told her i'd spent the week teaching him a really cool new trick i cannot quite believe how this has escalated instead of what how do you tell oh sorry i taught him to do that i cannot i uh but instead of being worried she actually thinks it's quite cute that i put time and effort into teaching her pet a trick she's even gone further and has filmed the guinea pig doing the circles and she is considering uploading it to YouTube.

22:08I don't know with some title like Abyssinian pig does cool spinny trick. But I'm worried the comments will instantly just let her know it's not a cool trick, but instead brain damage. How do I tell her I fucked the pig up? Or do I even tell her at all?

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23:25FX's American Horror Story returns for an unrivaled 13th installment. With the iconic horrors you love to fear and an all-star cast reprising fan-favorite roles. Light your candles, draw your pentagrams and prepare for a supreme surprise. FX's American Horror Story 13. Now streaming on Hulu. I think his mistake here is not just going, I have no idea what you're on about. about the spinning rather than just relinquishing all well i think if you make the decision to not own up to it don't get in this weird web of lies where you've taught a trick because how have you has you not gone how have you taught the trick and why won't it stop doing the trick yeah well yeah show me how you can teach these three how to do the trick as well that's what i'd be up it's go sorry you have to leave the room yeah yeah he's doing it now yeah i this was so similar to something that happened to me though like oh really yeah because when i first got with fee um she actually is so weirdly similar she had four guinea pigs was one of them a boy fee one of them was a boy and i dropped the boy as well this isn't me no this genuinely isn't me but i'm back then yeah i dropped the uh i was holding the boy on her bed and i dropped the it come out of my hand and it didn't land on the bed it landed by the side of the bed and i thought i've killed it and there's no getting out of that but i can see where this guy's gone down the route of i've done a cool thing i've died no that's the bit i don't get yeah dropping it completely understandable yeah like it happens it's freaked out in your hand like that's scary my isaac's hamster did that to me i put it in my hand it just jumped it just fully i just hold held it like that and it just went was all right did not want to be mad yeah absolutely fine but like i was stood up as well so from there and a tiny little thing he just jumped off the end land on the floor and hid under something then we managed to get him back and he was absolutely fine but they do that yeah so it's like at that point you just you just have to own up to it what if the pig has always done that what if that's its thing well it hasn't because she's come back and said is it eating and i feel like i need more info here like has it ever stopped doing that or does it intermittently do that also maybe it's not brain damage maybe as it landed it broke a leg so it can't lean on one side so he's only going in circles then it'll heal and it'll be normal again yeah my nan's dog has a sort of like a gammy joint like what like a limp yeah my nan's dog two front legs two hind legs and the hind leg when when it runs it like it it drags it it drags that leg oh right but this is weird right because obviously me and fee have been like we'll fucking take it to the vet yeah what are you doing but they've taken it to the vet and the vet just goes oh it's just something in the joint we can't really do anything about it and the dog's not in any pain doesn't whimper runs about like a normal dog but when it runs it just has like this like this limb just sort of hanging yeah that doesn't sound nice does it but i feel like the The vets have not pulled their weight there whatsoever.

26:44Apparently, and I probably need to get more info from my nan, but apparently she's taken it a few times and they've gone, it's fine, the dog will be fine. Sometimes it's weird because it can use the leg, like it will get up on its hind feet to get food off you and that. But when it runs, it just opts to run with free legs. Sometimes that leg comes up a bit and other times it... Maybe that's a cool trick they taught him. Maybe that dog's been dropped on its head. So what do we do here then? I think he should have told her straight away. Should have told her, but he hasn't now. So we need to plan here.

27:16Yeah, he's fucked up. What, you think it's too late now? I think it's too late now. I think... Well, no, you're right. So there's an option here. I think there's two options. One is just leave it, and the other is own up to it. But if it does go... Anything else you do is making it messier, surely. Yeah. If it does get uploaded anywhere, people will go... I've heard about a guinea pig like that on this podcast. You should listen to the story of that, because your boyfriend probably dropped this. Do you reckon if I Google guinea pigs running in circles, it'll be up by now? What if you just Google it as a thing and see it?

27:49Drops guinea pig, now it's running in circles. My guinea pig runs in circles. Could it be concussion? Could it be stress? Yeah. Like how many days has this gone on for? Oh, guinea pig running in circles 13 years ago. Oh, they've been doing it for years, these guys. I bet it's a stress response. All guinea pigs. Do you reckon it's a... Do you? Maybe running in circles isn't... That's so bloody sad. Guinea pig running in circles. Maybe they just love doing it. He might get away with it, you know? If it's like eating and drinking, that's all right, isn't it? So what are we saying? As the dilemma, the dilemma is do you or don't you tell the truth?

28:26I'd just lay low now. I think originally he should have said something, but he's fucked it. He's left it too long and he's made up a whole elaborate lie. This is like a life lesson, isn't it? Like tackle your problems head on. Yeah. Yeah. Too long, fucked it. Hope. Yeah. Too late? I think it's too... I don't know. Go along with it. What would happen now, right, if he was to own up? What would the girl do? She'd go, you've fucked my pig up. Would she take it to the vets and it could get better, though? Don't know. Because if there's a chance of that, then you've got to own up. That's true. But I don't know how that works.

29:03I'd just enter it into a lot of crafts or something. It wouldn't get anywhere. What? They're running in circles. They just keep going in circles. Of course. Or like a specific trick category. Look at that. It's good, isn't it? There we go. Yeah, maybe they'll make a load of money off it. Yeah, they'll get one of those rosettes. That's our advice, is it? Yeah. Enter it into a comp. There we go. You're welcome. Hope that helped. Okay, an A for an E leaves the whole world blind. Okay, I called this one. I was proud of that one. Say it again. An A for an E leaves the whole world blind. An A for an E.

29:38A and E. accident and emergency well the the you know the actual phrase don't you the i for an i for an i leaves the whole world yeah an a for an e leaves the whole world my dad is really lovely really lovable friendly man who keeps himself to himself however he is quite shit at spelling he is not the brightest fella for example for my entire life he has written words how they sound for my 13th birthday he wrote let's go city in my birthday card but spelt city s-i-t-t-y okay nice what is it just saying let's go city oh the team yeah i thought you were saying shall we go to the city let's go city that is weird like i said he's absolutely harmless and does everything for the family but just cannot spell anyway him and my mum's 20 year anniversary wedding anniversary is coming up and he asked me to help write the words in the card he got her which obviously i did happily it was really cute but here's the fucking really weird thing he has also got a tattoo done by his friend that for some reason he did not ask to check and you can probably tell me and you can probably tell where this is going there's a terrible spelling mistake in it not a wrong date nothing wrong with the picture of the rose but my mum's actual name oh my mum's name is melissa spelled m-e-l-l-i-s-a and him and his friend have spelt it malissa how can a man who who has been married to a woman for 20 years, spell the name so wrong.

31:10Why did a man who asked me to check a fucking birthday card not ask me to check the tattoo? I literally have only seen this last night and so far haven't said anything. My mum hasn't seen it yet. What do I do? He has to tell her. He has to tell him before the mum sees it. But what are they going to do? What can you do? What are they going to do? Get it covered, sorted. Or blame the tattoo artist. the tattoo artist does have a lot to answer for it doesn't yeah did he not go are you sure it's spelled like that because i've never seen that version of unless that person's bad at spelling as well yeah and he's his friend so he if he's his friend he knows his wife is called melissa probably got him on facebook yeah it's but but but like when i got my first ever tattoo and it said fortune's always hiding the guy went to spell that wrong it was only until he got to that bit of the word he put fortunes always hidden egg so he'd put the n and the d the wrong way around so and i and i was looking at it upside down and i was a bit queasy because it was the first time i'd ever had yeah and it weren't until he got to that i'd watched him tattoo all the other words and then i was like sorry is the does that say and then he went oh no right so what's happened is they're so used to just doing the they're they're locked in on doing the tracing or whatever you'd call it that they're not even looking but I feel like that should have been brought up who's at fault here?

32:36is it the tattoo artist? I don't think anyone's done anything purposely wrong tattoo artist tattoo artist shouldn't notice made a mistake do you say anything though? it must be hard as a tattoo artist if it's a name as well because names can be spelled in so many different ways I might have a perfect way of getting out of this go on get Get a pet, buy a pet and call it Malissa. And then immediately get the name of the pet tattooed on your arm. Yeah. Before your actual wife. But then get another one that is Malissa. And that means I love you as much as I love my new pet. And also, what would you do if he went, can we name our pet and then it's one letter difference to your name?

33:21What if it's called Jick? Yeah. You'd think it was like, why? That's a weird name. That's unusual. So is Malissa. I think he's fucked, isn't he? He is fucked, but I like your idea of blaming the tattoo artist. But then the issue is if it's his friend, she's just going to go up to him and go, what the fuck have you done that nigga? He spelled it wrong. Yeah. I think potentially... Removal. Yeah. This is going to sound really nasty and harsh. It's done now. Your dad's done this. See what? Just leave it. The mum will know. see what happens the mum will know the dad's bad at spelling yeah will it be a nice funny after a while is that quite a funny like family story would you like if ali got your name tattooed and she put like elfie yeah god fucking thing it was so funny yeah because it's not on you is it you idiot i'd think that was so funny yeah i think it's okay maybe this is going to create a lovely family moment.