577 - The Sexiest Urban Legends Ever?! (Urban Legends World Cup!)

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33:14Days later, people noticed that the skin of the dead man had been removed below the waist. How did they notice? Have they dug up the grave? Maybe he just didn't bury it again. Well, that's not the... I wouldn't go, this guy's not got skin. I go, dug up, some cunts dug him up. Yeah. Some cunts dug up Grandad. Yeah, yeah. And also, where's his skin? I like, you're on the front foot today. Thank you. I like that. You're ready to tell it. Do you know what? The competitive element and having to be an impartial judge in a battle between nations has made me engage with this more. This is what we wanted.

33:45Should have done this years ago. Yeah, should have made this good years ago. The villagers became suspicious and one man claimed to have seen the sorcerer changing into pants made of human skin behind a barn. Question? Yes. May I? Yes. Are we saying pants in the British term or the American term? Trousers. American term. Okay, thank you. Clarify that then, because I'm fucking imagining walking around in some fleshy Y-fronts. Yeah. Fleshy full legs. Even weirder, though. More skin needed. Later, during a blizzard, the sorcerer's body was found frozen upright as if he'd been walking and suddenly turned into stone.

34:24his face twisted in horror and his legs bare the pants were missing the trousers she's naked some say he failed to pass the pants on is he naked? he's got no bottom half on you what's he wearing? did he have any underwear? yeah is he wearing some briefs? has he got his dick out? just sorcerer sorcerer dick has he got a top on then? yeah he's poo bearing he's taken the skin trousers off okay some say he failed to pass the pants on and the spirits dragged him to hell Others say someone else claimed the pants and still walks the earth wealthy, but cursed. So that's your little story about what this is.

35:01Do you have any idea what the urban legend is based on the story? He's a guy who's pretending to be a wizard, right? Because he ain't got much going on. And he's trying to earn a quick buck. So he's a grave robber, is what he is. Okay. He's a grave robber. I've seen stuff from that. He's got... The skin trousers are weird. do the skin trousers give you the power to be wealthy you fucking smash that what the sorcerer is nothing to do with the actual urban legend yeah the legend itself is nabrok which is necropants what so they're a pair of trousers made from the skin of a dead man and they're used in icelandic black magic to create unlimited wealth so you've got it spot on with your guess i don't think it's possible like if you what you don't think this thing's possible no but if you peeled the skin off my legs right i imagine they'd come the skin would come off like pencil shavings i don't imagine it'd come off like a skeleton if you know what i mean like uh is my cock on it then well i can actually almost answer that yeah go on so to create necro pants you must follow a disturbing and precise process.

36:18Step one, you need to make a pact with a dying man. Before the person dies, you need to get his permission to use his skin after death. Without permission... How'd you bring that up? Can I have his skin, mate? I'm like, I get awkward. Oh, God, you'll be alright. I know you're gonna die, but... Are you gonna, um... You just say what you're doing, your skin on your bottom half. It's a tough chat, isn't it? Well, it says without permission, the ritual's going to fail and you'll be cursed. Oh. So you need to get permission off your dying friend first. Step two, grave robbery. After the man is buried, you need to dig up his body and peel the skin from his lower half in one complete piece, from the waist down to the toes.

37:03I'll do it. If you... You know what you could do? If you ever need to take the skin off of a tomato, you pop it in boiling water for a few seconds, then put it into cold water. it doesn't cook it but then it's really easy to peel the skin off is that so? we can try that maybe we can try that with a human I just think that our skin is probably like attached to stuff probably mate I don't think if you peel it it's going to come off like a sock I think it might actually you know it says here they get degloved don't they? yeah that's coming off of all the other gunk and shit though isn't it? you get a bit of gunk yeah you get the gunk you just give it a clean I don't want you wearing my gunk I would like to I would like to give you permission now to turn me into necropants you're giving us permission on the off chance that I die first pinky guaranteed pinky but yeah the whole lot so it needs to be done without tearing the flesh or damaging it and that adds to the supernatural challenge you're damaging it if you take it off though isn't you no because you're cutting into it you're cutting it in but the pants are fine as long as waist down they're clean so just the what's happening with the penis then step three you wear the necropants The skin is then worn like trousers, sticking to your own skin as if it becomes part of your body.

38:18You place a magical sigil called a Nabroca Staffur. What's a sigil? Which is a rune-like symbol. So it's just like a little... Drawing? Yeah, like a little symbol type thing. Like a Jackie Chan medallion. Yeah, yeah, like a medallion type thing. And you put that in the scrotum sack of the pants. I don't want to wear scrotum trousers. You've got something in the scrotum sack. What's in the penis sheath? Just there. You should restore something in that as well. It'll look weird. So I'm wearing... Robbie's legs. Robbie's legs, but I've got Robbie's genitalia there. Just hanging. And mine's behind that.

38:56You could put yours in mine, maybe. Yeah, there we go. That'll be comfortable. Yeah, what do I do with all the excess skin on the excess? So step three, you wear the necropants and you put the sigil in the scrotum sack. then you need to steal a coin from a poor widow and put that in the same spot in the scrotum stack. Is that the same widow as you're getting the trouser? It just said a poor widow. Any widow has been for enough. Once this is done, the necropants will magically produce money endlessly as long as the original coin remains. So long as you never remove the coin, your purse will never be empty.

39:32There is a price to pay for the unlimited wealth though, other than wearing scrotum pants. Yeah, but I'd wear them if I was minted. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, that's what I mean. Would you be willing to if you know you've got an unlimited... Can you put your own trousers over the top? No. That'd be hot, though, wouldn't it? It'd be like wearing leggings, then pyjamas, then trousers. You'd afford air con, though, couldn't you? Yeah. Carry on. Would they let you in the Hilton with the cock suit on? I can show you them after if you'd like. That's a trap. I can show you his cock. Necropath. There's no necropaths, Stevie.

40:06Too late. come on so there is a price to pay for unlimited wealth if you die when you're wearing the necro pants your soul will be cursed and tormented forever just people look like he wore the that's the torment the only way to escape damnation is if you pass the necro pants onto someone else before you die but they have to be willing they want to they actually want these pants and also the pants always must be worn by someone so when we do the trade trade over say you're wearing Robbie's and I go I'll have those I want the unlimited wealth now you have to take one leg out whilst keeping the other leg in I need to get my leg into the one that you're not wearing then you can take off the other leg and I can pull him up imagine if if Fee walks in and you're doing that both naked from the waist down one leg in each trousers you're going to go I swear we're just we're just doing necro pants change over I'm paying the mortgage Robbie Scrotum just hanging in the middle yeah are there testes in there then still I guess so with a coin in no it's just the skin in it no just the satch get rid of the balls don't need them yeah so so you swap one leg into the other if you fail to do it correctly both you and the pants original owner may be damned and hunted by demons so that's what would happen to us if we don't do it right you can actually see a replica of these necropants on display at the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery that's one necropants Alice Platton holding them up so if you go to iceland there's a there's a source video title i've flew to mexico to get matched i've been to get matched for necro pants you can get little football cards for little patches it's a bit of a scrote it's a one-on-one that if you go to iceland you can go to this museum of icelandic sorcery and witchcraft in holmovik and you can actually see a recreated pair of the pants and the magical sigils and descriptions of the spell from the ancient icelandic text are there as well so you can go on google and just see apparently these pants exist then apparently so they've obviously been recreated it's a folklore thing oh so recreation so no then well you can see them the replicant i don't know what they've made them with have you just found them we'll put it up on the screen for those watching and if you're not watching you have a little google and search why do you not come equipped with the necro pants I'm going to have to look it up.

42:31Do you not think we'd want to see this? I just searched Necro pants and my phone corrected it to Next pants, which is showing me pants from Next. Oh, yeah. Aren't they weird? Oh, you can see the penis, Jack. Jesus. There you go, look. Proper zoom in. Yeah. Feet and everything. Hair as well. Hair. So yeah, the image is absolutely gross. They're fake though, obviously. Yeah, it doesn't say what they're made from. So that's Iceland's urban legend. Okay. That was brilliant, Stevie. You like that? Bit of necropants? Yeah. Well, Nigeria's got a lot to live up to then, hasn't it? Yeah, it has. I think it might have something about it, Nigeria.

43:16Yeah. But will it have necropants? The super eagles. Okay, Nigeria is... Here we are. Isn't Nigeria the super eagles? I don't know what that is. Yeah, they're nicknamed for their national team, I believe. Because they, yeah, they had that sick kit, didn't they? They did have a nice kit. Is that why they're called the Super Eagles? I think so. Well, on to the next one, Nigeria. Iceland, very good. Nigeria, we've got Madame Koi Koi. Class, love it already. Half woman, half fish. No, two thirds fish. Oh, good. so madam or lady koi koi is depicted as a stylish teacher in a secondary school known for her beauty she wore bright red lipstick a pair of wicked red heels and nothing but the very best clothes fit teacher yeah give me a bit kids would be all over that one yeah whenever she acting a bit coy whenever she walked in the hallways her shoes would make the sound coy coy which is where the name madame koi koi comes from i can't imagine a shoe doing that it's huge like this urban legend is massive in nigeria but then different countries have different things like dogs in other countries don't say woof do you know i mean like or it's different words and yeah things i know what you mean and also if you think about it like imagine like a hall squeaking you could go yeah so maybe i get it now i get it respect i'm back in Madame's beauty was surpassed only by her viciousness.

44:52She regularly slapped and beat students for the slightest infraction, drunk on the little sliver of power that the school had given her over them. Some even say that she used a cane soaked in alcohol and alligator pepper to make everything hurt that much worse. What's alligator pepper? She can use it on me, I've got no problems with Madame Koy Koy. Madam Koi Koi was bitterly hated by her students one day Koi Koi brutally attacked a young female student unleashing on her with such ferocity that she punctured her eardrum okay I'm out there's this line unfortunately for Madam Koi Koi her victim just happened to be the daughter of a prominent PTA member that parent what?

45:38the PTA is funny what does that mean? Parent-teacher association. Oh, right. It's like parents volunteer for it and stuff. Oh, okay. That parent wielded their power over the administration, which promptly fired Koi Koi and kicked her off campus. Outraged by what she saw as a terrible injustice, Madam Koi Koi wasn't paying attention to her surroundings on her way home and got into a brutal car accident. With her dying breath, she swore vengeance on the children whose pleas for help had led her to this end. Well, as her actions, let's not blame it on the kids koi koi yeah victim blaming from koi koi yeah yeah does sound fit there's there's another version of the story that said that she was a wicked teacher that would um hit her students whenever she could and some said that she was a sadist and used being a teacher as an excuse to inflict extreme pain and torture whenever she pleased and in this version she doesn't die in a car crash her students tired of the school management's failure to reprimander decided to take matters into their own hands.

46:39One night as she was leaving the school, the students cornered her, gagged her so she wouldn't scream and began to beat her mercilessly, killing her. And they threw her body over the school's back fence and ran away in hopes of making witnesses think the damage was caused by an armed robber. Gradually, every one of these students, except the one who hit her with her own shoe, disappeared. He constantly told everyone what the others had done and that he heard the sound of high heels clacking around his hostel every night, which he believed meant that she was coming for him and no one believed him.

47:11One night he decided to go out where the sound was coming from. However, he was beaten to death and his body was found the morning after. The school shut down and the kids were transferred to new schools and these kids later on went to spread the legend to their new schools and she walks the halls of hostels at night tormenting students and causing everyone who looks at her to disappear. So she's a ghost now. She's like this ghost, dead fit ghost teacher. yeah like they really make you know that she was fit right like they seem really keen on that can we google it I need to there's a this is so this is such a big thing in Nigeria there's a two part Netflix thick horror show about it oh really yeah it's like big proper like you can you can go and watch on Netflix now google it let me see what she looks like because I'm I'm picturing quite an attractive female I'm checking her up now Madame Koi Koi images.

48:06So that's the, it's called The Origin, Madame Koi Koi. The actual thing, but they're like, they, she's creepy. Hard to tell if she's fit from Google Images, I'm honest. Yeah, they haven't, they haven't given us loads of pictures on that one, have they? No. So we'll have to try and find the Netflix series. She can be fit up here though. No one can take that away. Nah. So Madame Koi Koi is now said to roam the halls of boarding schools in Nigeria. Maybe this is just like a scare tactic. You were going to say, maybe I could fix that.

48:39Maybe it's a scare tactic for like kids and that. It's just like, don't be naughty or Koi Koi will spank you. You'd be so naughty. Yeah. So you hear Madam Koi Koi before you see her and that's how she got the name Koi Koi because of the clack of the red heels coming down the hall. Except that in some versions of the story it's not a crisp Koi Koi at all because she died horribly, mangled, and without one of her shoes, it's more like coy. Coy. Because the other foot's dragging. Right. Not as sexy now. Madam Coy. Yeah, coy. Coy. If Madam Coy Coy catches you, there's a few things that could happen.

49:20She'll wank you off. She'll pin you down and wank you until you come. That's what we're all thinking. was that we're all thinking she slaps you hard on the penis this is her signature punishment the slap is said to be so powerful it can rupture your eardrum just like in the story or cause instant unconsciousness some tales say that the slap leaves a bloody handprint that never fades on your face she could drag you away in many boarding schools, if you're out of bed at night and she sees you, she could grab you by the arm and drag you down a hallway that no longer exists by morning and you're never seen again.

50:04Or you return the next day, changed, dazed and unable to speak. Some say that she feeds on fear or trapped souls to keep her company in the afterlife. In more supernatural versions of the story, she places a curse on anyone who sees her face, victims develop illnesses, have terrifying hallucinations or even die mysteriously days later and there's a rare twist in some versions that if you wear red high heels or appear stylish she might try and think that you're trying to replace her so she'll stab you or disfigure you in a jealous rage and says to stop yourself becoming one of madam koi koi's victims you must stay in bed stay silent and don't investigate any strange noises what forever if you ever hear like at night.

50:49Oh, right. What if you need a piss and you're getting up to go for a piss? Because I'm 48. I don't need to wear a couple of times tonight. You don't want to be doing that. You better be pissing the bed unless you want to get the cigarette. But can you just go, I'm not looking. I'm just going to the toilet. No, you've just got to run, mate. If you hear the koi koi of heels, it's already too late to be brave. The koi. Or that. Never open the door. Like an early days hot tour, isn't it? Koi.

51:12If you hear crying, tapping, or someone calling your name, don't open the door. Madam Koi Koi is said to mimic voices to lure victims out she only attacks those who see attacks those who see her or step into her space and some regions claim that whispering go back to your red shoes three times can repel her spirit sounds like something sexier should say at the football for women's football yeah go back to your red hips go back to your red shoes but others warn that this might anger her instead i was still thinking she's probably really fit yeah so what would you sound quite do you Do you want fitty Madam Koi Koi or penis pants?

51:51Penis pants are pretty class. Sprot and pants. I think I want that to go. I mean, she is fit. Yeah. But there might be other people who are fit. And if you got loads of money because of your penis pants, you could probably get like a hot woman anyway. Yeah, there might be other hot women in the urban legends. I think Koi, she's a very dominating figure, isn't she? She is. You are really into Madam Koi Koi, and I'd love that from you. I feel like we've got a bit of a... Yeah, there's a bit of romance going on. This is going pens. Yeah. So Iceland versus Nigeria. Necropants versus Fitty Koi Koi.

52:29I think it says a lot about us that I'm choosing the sexy woman and Robbie's choosing the pants. Scroding pants. You make it... The cock's not the main thing. That's just like a nice little bit of flair. Yeah. Like it's the skin pants. And the wealth. The unlimited wealth you get from said pants. All right. well that's gone to extra time so we'll come back for the result on that oh you want to go to the next round and come back i don't think that's how extra time works that does seem like unnecessarily complex and we'll forget what are you saying the score is in that well i think it's a fairly resounding win for necropants i think she sounds fit yeah we shouldn't take that away but she just does seem a little bit nasty and yeah so she she could beat the she's quite it's not very it's not really new is it it's like just some someone's a bit mean and they come and get you at night necropants i've never heard of yeah i've got to say you are likely over the next 15 urban 14 urban legends that you hear to hear other similar ones to madam cory probably all of them unlikely to hear any necropants again but i like that she's named after the sound of the heels down a corridor like i like that she haunts schools and she disfigures children you just like that she's fit and now you're saying things to try to cover that yeah yeah yeah so we need to we need to vote are we basing these on who would win if you went into battle with them who would win if they battled who you'd most like to have saved well I don't think we can say who would win if they battled because I think it's what's the best urban legend I think what's the best one to you guys I think for me Madame Coy Coy apart from how hot she is I've heard it all before Necro Pants I've never heard of one's got a Netflix series one's got actual pants in a museum no recreation of them but okay let's go necropants however i think miss coy coy madam coy coy if you're out there and you fancy it no she's she's done very unlucky to come up against the potential tournament favorite the early favorite yeah it's like when you see when like you watch the first game of tournament you see some unreal player yeah yeah it's like the first time it's on bapé plays wow they're gonna be contenders this year i do think necropant might be lifting the trophy but we'll see okay we love that okay iceland versus nigeria necropants nabrock have beaten madam or lady narrowly though narrow nice little 2-1 win in extra time yeah all right okay so on to the next i need i need to get my wheel generator remove nigeria and we spin in the next round we are having sorry for the silence but it's gonna be philippines oh okay and the philippines are going up against another spin

55:19France one jack told me to do Serbia right I know I know what story this is it's a banger okay it's a banger my cousin rocky yeah he told me about this he sent me a voice note the other day and he said get on get on the site it's the siberian should we start with this we can do it in that order if you'd like yeah philippines are at home yeah at home though so i think we leave okay yeah we'll get back to it we'll get back to it but yeah yeah yeah yeah okay philippines versus what was it serbia serbia philippines versus serbia i've got to say big fan of the name of the philippines one okay so the philippines oh can i get can we guess the name yeah the killer in manila what about there's manila philippines isn't the thriller in manila yeah but that's not an urban legend

56:15yes exactly that's literally what i've done yes i've taken something and changed it to be an urban legend what did you think i was gonna do what i'm hoping is the philippines otherwise he could have just said is the other legend called the philippines yeah yeah i what but i think it's going to be called philippine l can't ask like flippin l that's what he's done there i'll be okay yeah okay no neither not even like that one but not my one make any sense philippine hell it's fun to say it go on philippine hell philippine hell because it sounds like it sounds like flipping hell yeah so it sounds like you're going philippine hell go on do it like that flipping hell yeah but say philippine hell philippine hell yeah it's alright yeah we won him round we got him round okay come down to our level mentor boy no but instead it's actually called the Mananangal.

57:15Cool, that was hot. Do that, didn't you? Do it again. The Mananangal. Better than. The Mananangal. Louis van Haal. I've got a little story I found from someone who claims to have seen one to start. So it's a thing? What? It's a thing. It's a big thing in the Philippines. No, but we don't know anything about it. You're saying I've seen someone who's seen this thing. This story is from the internet and someone who said they've claimed to have seen the Mananangal. Okay, so a Mananangal is a thing? Yes. is that right Philippine Hell he's saying it Philippine Hell didn't he used to manage Ben United Louis van Gaal the Mananangal story time I think I was seven at the time by the way the story's amazing so I hope you enjoy it not to kind of talk it up but this is just someone's first hand account on the internet that I found I think I was seven at the time And while everyone else in the family was asleep I somehow couldn't bring myself to follow suit I was restless I can't bring myself to sleep I was restless with nothing in particular in my head Keeping me awake I remember just laying there in bed Staring at the ceiling when suddenly I heard a noise Confused, I sat on my bed and looked around Nothing but darkness I listened again Tick, tick, tick my eyes went wide open if i knew how to swear at this time if i knew how to swear at this time of my life the f's would be flying respect i slammed my head back into my pillow and as kids would normally do i covered myself up in my magic blanket trembling in fear you just got a fucking magic blanket that's unreal mention that mate yeah it's the other legend be fine then that's the other legend right there the noise kept on ticking my heart was beating out of my chest and i was on the verge of tears i was weighing the options between screaming for my mum or not because screaming might alert something that might eat me up and that i'm knowing that i'm wide awake i can't let that happen this is just what how's it going was it knowing tick tick tick the country's not got a clock yeah yeah no because that would be oh right he's got a broken clock yeah

59:33i can't let that happen yes i know the man and an girl went for pregnant ladies but at that age I thought everything could just eat me up. The ticking noise went away slowly as if the one making it was fleeing away. I sighed in relief, calmed a bit and made the biggest mistake of my life. Forgetting that when the tick tick goes far that means the Mananangal was near. Sorry the pregnant lady's bit just makes me think of Kanye West's cousin.

1:00:03Yeah. That's not a good bit of the story. After I removed my cover, bricks were shat. Ah, yes. Is this a creepy library? No. He gave Shakespeare. The bitch's grinning face was on my window. I thought this fucker weren't swearing. Didn't know how to swear. No, he didn't at the time. She's saying, like, now she can. Oh, is she? Yeah. I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't know why I've assumed. The bitch's grinning face was at my window. Because she wasn't playing football.

1:00:40Her bloodthirsty eyes looked into my frozen wide eyes. Mother of Jesus, I screamed and noped the fuck out of my room. I ran into my mother's room where she welcomed me into an embrace. It's like if someone in CEX wrote this. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. By then, I think I may have passed out of fear. The next morning, my mother asked me what happened. and I told her what's up. She laughed at me and told me how imaginative kids are and how cute it was. This is why I still have doubts, even after her face was scarred into my memory. The thing is, though, at the moment that my pregnant Yaya, maid, served us our food and overheard our conversation, I saw her freeze and her eyes went wide.

1:01:24She looked at me and said, you saw her too? End of story. I think the maid could be doing a practical joke on the young ween okay so I think the maid has gone out the window painting shit scared the kid and then next morning reinforcing I saw her as well I think the maid's a bit fucking cooked if you ask me they're quite good good prank that is that right? no that's just the story I'm just taking what they've said at face value I believe it you haven't really described to us what the Mananangal is yeah that's the bit I don't really understand let me describe it for you now then okay please the Mananangal is a vampire like mythical creature of the Philippines like I just feel this information was relevant when you were telling the whole story yeah tell us that at the start it's a creepy thing out the window because I couldn't picture anything no I didn't know like I didn't really understand the story I was still thinking of cockpans yeah I was still thinking of cockpans and being worn by that fit bird yeah I was lying I was thinking of a Madame So the Mananangala is a vampire-like mythical creature of the Philippines, a malevolent, man-eating and blood-sucking monster or witch.

1:02:34The Mananangala is described as scary, often hideous, usually depicted as female, and sprouts huge bat-like wings to fly into the night in search of its victims. Do you know what I'm picturing now? What? Have you seen Billie Eilish? Oh, the good girl, the hell? No. That song? Well, in that, she's walking. It's a very good music video. and she's got like these huge bat wings on that keep fluttering. And she's like, obviously a woman. And you said, this is a woman. Yes. So I'm imagining that. Okay. I'm imagining Phileo. Phileo is a massive bat wings. Okay. The word Mananangal is derived from the Tagalog word Tangal, which means to remove or to separate.

1:03:18And this describes the creature's defining feature, the ability to sever its upper torso from its lower body. The Mananangal is said to favour preying on sleeping pregnant women using an elongated proboscis-like tongue to suck the heart of the fetuses or the blood of someone who is sleeping. The severed lower torso is left standing. So she severs the torso. So picture Billie Eilish. She cuts her own legs off. And then the upper half can fly around, big claws and stuff. Like transformers. Yeah, but she leaves the legs just stood there. and she's now flying around just top top half flying around yeah below or above the vagina above so she's legs there so the legs and vagina are still there yeah just left them get those oh mum put those what am I going to wear today are we going to wear my cock pants my necro pants or are we going to wear the seven legs of that thing from the Philippines

1:04:30the severed lower torso is left standing and it's the more vulnerable of the two halves sprinkling salt smearing crushed garlic or ash on top of the standing torso is fatal to the creature so you can kill it if if it's out flying and you see the legs you just need to get some salt and garlic on it oh that's right saute it saute the vagina while while the top half's out basically He's getting clipped.

1:04:57Because the man and an girl doesn't like the salt or the garlic, when it gets back to the legs and it's all covered in that, it can't reattach itself. Why is this episode so heavy and legs? Yeah, legs special. This is what the wheel gave us. Of legs! Yeah. We're back! Yeah, Philippe now. That was good. Philippe now.

1:05:23I'm going to get that out of my system because I don't know why. It's so good. They're also known to avoid daggers like vinegar spices. Daggers, of course they are. Everyone is. I'm well into daggers. And the tail of a stingray, which can be fashion. Yeah, you didn't let me finish. How do we destroy these legs? Has anyone got a tail from a stingray? No, I haven't. Has anyone got salt? Start with salt. I've got salt. Do you know what they do with the tail of the stingray? Use it as a whip. Okay. So use it as a whip. And like vampires, they also hate garlic and salt. Mananangals are sometimes referred to as the tick-tick because that's the sound it makes when it's flying.

1:06:08Qua-qua-tick-tick. Stevie's got a stutter today. Folklore dictates that the fainter the sound, the nearer the mananangal is. And this confuses the victim. so if you hear it like going away it's coming closer it actually means it's closer to oh so it throws its reverse thunder yeah oh fucking i'm an idiot i was literally about to say so like thunder then you've come in with reverse thunder it makes so much you could have just not done hang on but then if the man and an gal is miles away it's going check check yeah so everyone in the world you could hear that apart from what in the philippines there's a lot going on yeah don't go away well they probably hear it quieter in the philippines right it's further away from us isn't it yeah yeah oh yeah we should be able to hear it i don't know how distant the sound can cover so there must be a cut-off point though where it goes from really loud to nothing yeah it says we'll be headed out it says black cats and crows often signal the tic-tics present and deformed faces or bodies of children are allegedly signs of an aftermath of a tick-tick attack.

1:07:21I've got two black cats. I thought you were going to say I've got two deformed children. Maybe Bev's a tick-tick. Mananangal. Maybe. Have you ever said her rip her own legs off? No. It might be alright then. So that is the Mananangal. Yeah. It's a vampire-like creature that cut its own legs off, fly around and eat fetuses. It's unique from pregnant ladies. It is interesting. It has my attention. Yeah, it is. I think I'm enjoying these more because I'm sort of imagining their creepy libraries. Yeah. Rather than him trying to explain to us that this happened. I feel he did his best to mess that up by doing an entire story without explaining what the thing was.

1:08:01Yeah. So the storytelling is still bad. Yeah. The content he's working with is better. He's still pathetic. He's just got better tools. Yeah. Next one is the one that Jack recommended and we've just luckily got it. so you should enjoy this one. Yeah. This is called...

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1:10:04When you say there's a lot of first-hand accounts, It sounds a bit like someone saying, you should look into it, actually, because a lot of them are pedophiles in government. It sounds like a mad conspiracy theorist. Yeah. Is that the vibe? I guess so, yeah. Let's see if you like the story. Okay. So again, I'm going to start with a story. This time, it doesn't need much explanation other than the story, okay? Okay. There was a young woman known for her beauty and grace, a ballet dancer trying to perform in a prestigious national theatre. She lived a quiet life devoted to her art and to her fiancé, a promising young composer.

1:10:38But then something went terribly wrong. Some versions say her fiancé was unfaithful. Others say he died tragically, killed in a car crash on the way to her performance. Either way, she received the news on the night of her debut. Instead of dancing on stage, she collapsed backstage, screaming in grief. She was never the same again. She was committed to a psychiatric hospital in the outskirts of the city, but she didn't speak. She didn't eat. All she did was dance. Silently, day and night, twirling in a hospital gown, staff say that they'd find her staring at walls, spinning slowly, whispering her fiancé's name.

1:11:17On some night, she would scream mid-pirouette, tearing at her skin until she bled. Eventually, she escaped or vanished. No official records remain, only whispers. Shortly after, people began reporting a woman in red dancing alone in abandoned streets, alleyways and parking garages. her movements are jerky elegant but unnatural as if she's being controlled or not quite human her face is either hidden or disturbingly blank when approached she stops turns slowly and either screams laughs or attacks yeah so that's a little idea of what it is if the dancing lady notices you watching her legends say that she stops dancing and locks eyes with you then she smiles laughs or screams and begins to chase you if you're caught a few things could happen you go missing never to be seen again you're found dead with a twisted body as if you danced yourself to death you wake up days later unable to speak and sobbing uncontrollably and if you see a woman dancing alone at night do not approach and do not make eye contact and whatever you do don't clap she takes it as an invitation to dance more and kill you so she's kind of like again a bit hot well you said early on that she was hot never see her face yeah but they said she was hot yeah i picked up on that bit straight away yeah bit hot and a bit like sort of you know how like harley quinn is quite hot because she's like yeah she's like she's unhinged that's what makes her hot yeah it's quite like sexy like oh what's she gonna do next might also be because it's margot robbie yeah even the cartoon yeah because they draw you'd certainly you give a lot of attention when you're in your 20s.

1:12:59Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you'd be like, yeah. Mentally, that's where I still am. Yeah. So I think it's just like, oh, I don't know if she's going to, what's she going to do? Like, is she going to like, stab me or play up? Yeah. Could be either or. I quite like it. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. I like this Jack. I like this Jack a lot. Little man slag Jack. This Jack's good. Let's do a Jack we've got more of. Carry on. This urban legend is actually the reason. I feel less of a deviant. Carry on. The reason Jack's even heard about this one is because it comes from a viral video, like a very real viral video.

1:13:34You can go on it now. And there's a video of this woman who's believed to be this dancing lady. She's like 50 pounds in Canada. She's doing this like traditional Serbian dance in the street. And she just turns and charges at the camera. And it's like, you can just Google it. Like anyone who wants to find it, just find this video and then it seems to be like this original video is a real thing and then i found a couple of blog posts from people who said that they've actually seen her um hard to verify because they're blog posts but one guy called nico says that he was walking with his mom when they saw a distant figure dancing weirdly when the lady noticed their presence she charged towards nico and his mother shouting profanities and claiming to be the ambassador of death he claims that the lady i'm the ambassador of death that sounds like a wwe name that is a great name yeah claims that the lady shouted that his mother's life was needed for an ancient ritual to resurrect the king of serbia he said that the figure's movement did not seem like that of a human but was so entrancing as if moving every muscle in her body and the second story was from a guy called solomon who saw nico's description so tried to go and do his own investigation went out with a camera and ventured out into the streets of Serbia and unexpectedly came face to face with the Serbian lady dancing in the same peculiar manner upon realizing his presence she emitted a piercing shriek exclaiming your mother's soul is mine frightened Solomon promptly sought refuge in his hotel room so from what I can tell it's a real video the original one but it became a trend so if you go on TikTok or whatever and just search Serbian dancing lady there are so many yeah there's just loads of like it's obviously just people being copycats and like pretending to film their mate doing it but it's a specific dance as well it's like yeah it's weird like little step to the side and it does look a bit unusual but from i basically found so that there's um loads of copycats and then we'll be creating can you be the serpent dancing lady because of how many there are you need to get down with the kids we do need to i think the way to do it is to put him in a red dress and make him to do a sex dance i think we're a bit behind on it aren't we doesn't matter i don't matter we're but yeah we'll do them all three years later yeah yeah i've only just seen soccer road so there's um this is such like a popular kind of urban legend that there's a two minute short horror film you can watch called the serbian dancing lady 5.7 million views yeah it's popular and the reason why i like this story or why it interested me and i'm not saying that like i'm like people with mental health illness is obviously bad but because this has probably stemmed from somebody who's like not mentally capable yeah doing something criminal yeah that's intriguing isn't it like a lot of the biggest serial killers in the world are mentally yeah yeah so so there's actually an element of truth behind this yeah there was someone yeah there was someone um and and now it's spawned this kind of like this this trend but it became like a bit of a weird trend i don't understand why people are using it as a tiktok dancer so some of the videos people have done as a copycat thing are quite they've done them in like a creepy way you'll see like the dance and the whole thing is that you can never see her face so some of them will do like a thing where she suddenly turns towards the camera and it'll zoom in like yeah trying to make it more creepy but i found a reddit post um i think it's like r slash ask balkans ask people for and so i found like actual people from the area and one of them said they were going what is this whole trend thing and someone said back in uh 2019 a random lady in belgrade was dancing in a traditional clothing late at night and chasing random people nearby suddenly in 2022 or 2023 foreigners found those videos and made up this whole myth about a serbian dancing lady and it became viral this is what i know correct me if i'm wrong i find it funny that this random ass crazy lady from belgrade became folklore creature on tiktok and it's basically compared to the clown sightings we had from like 2016 so it's like basically there is as jack said it's like this genuine woman woman who it's kind of like imagine like if the puppet man went well i was gonna say do you remember the norwich um bag lady yeah it's like it's like there's this genuine person lady not sure no woman she's i don't know if she's still about but like she used to have a trolley full of bags all clothes and stuff in there and she used to always walk around the grounds of the cathedral but the thing is at night time when you have those um lights that are on the floor that beam yeah you just sometimes you'd be going past you just see her huge silhouette walking past pulling pushing the bags my mate had a theory on that right which you know when boise came on this month or so ago and he said a lot of them old carrier bags are worth good money now yeah he said what if she's just got loads of them and she's resold them and she's gone on she's living her best life I think she's dead so yeah sorry there was a rumour that she was a professor at the Norwich University and that she poisoned her husband accidentally and got mentally this sounds like an urban legend itself maybe I'll do a Norwich urban legend yeah?

1:18:54no so that's the Serbian dancing lady there's not much of a real legend there but it's just there's no who's dancing lady up against Manonangal Tic Tic so this is Philippines versus running flying around yeah I mean that's cool because she rips off her legs yeah and she's Billie Eilish yeah but the other one was hot as well the other one's what one the other one's like the dancing lady's hot isn't she they said at the beginning it described we shouldn't judge it on that though it described her as there was a young woman known for her beauty and grace so far We've got four stories, three of them of hot women, and we've chosen cock pants.

1:19:35Yeah, okay. We've got to do that. So Mananangal versus the dancing lady. I think ripping off your own legs is a power move. Do you know what I mean? That is good. Do you want to see a picture of the Mananangal? Yeah. Yeah, I do. This is what you need. I really do. It's pretty horrific. So it's like this whole... That is not a million miles from what, like, and the tongue. That's this whole thing, so it can, like, have a little gander through some of those. Look at them. Yeah, that is a bit like the Billie Eilish thing. So it is, like, and when they're ripped, it's not a clean rip from the torso either.

1:20:12It's all, like, gross and, like, properly ripped. Can you see an organ hanging out? Yeah, it looks like it. And big bat wings and huge tongue, sharp claws and teeth. It's like a vampire with big bat wings, isn't it? But only half a body. I think, I think it's got to win. Yeah, I think that wins. I think it's winning narrowly again. I think Serbia are in the mud, yeah. Yeah, Serbia's just lost out there. I think 3-2, a 3-2 win in extra time for the Man and Angal. Both solid, though. Okay, final two of the episode. I want someone to get pumped, dear. Okay, well, we'll do it. Is it better? Koi Koi.

1:20:48Me, Poi Koi Koi. Me? No. Final one we've got. Brazil. oh gonna be fit brazil versus venezuela can we call this the sexiest yes south american derby here oh okay oh yeah this is big so imagine the vuvuzelas when you do this that was that was south africa not brazil 2014 no oh bad knowledge

1:21:34brazil we've got loira do banheiro which means the blonde of the bathroom winner right episode done thanks for watching my happy hour yep the blonde of the bathroom you ready for the first line of the story yes I am Gary the blonde man

1:22:01Donald Trump was in Brazil if I knew all it would take is a few fit herby legs years ago I think it's the heat it's the sun out there and I'm a bit giddy and I'm horny that's what I meant because of the sun the sun in the outside has made you horny horny jack's class Luera du Bagnero They said she was beautiful Blonde hair like gold threads Pale skin like milk Eyes so blue they made you stop talking When she looked at you Her name was Maria Augusta And no one really knew her Not the girls who gossiped behind her back Not the boys who stared at her in the halls They just watched, made up stories And whispered One day a rumour started Maria has been caught kissing a boy behind the skull and she sent him a letter.

1:22:54Guilty? Find the school. No, guilty.

1:23:06That was a visual joke. You had to see it. She was ashamed of her family name. No one even confirmed it, but the damage was done. Her father was a strict, powerful man on the city council and he stormed into the school furious. He didn't wait for answers He didn't care for the truth He dragged her by her wrists Passed teachers and students to the girls' bathroom on the top floor Locked the door and said You'll stay here until you remember who you are A lady does not embarrass her family Then he walked away Hours passed The sun lowered Students went home But no one checked the bathroom When the janitor opened the door the next morning He slipped in a pool of blood Maria was lying face down, hair tangled in the drain Forehead split from where she'd collapsed.

1:23:52Her nose had bled all night. She'd tried to scratch for help on the stool door. You could still see it. I didn't do anything. The school didn't call the police. They cleaned the scene and covered it up. She was buried quietly and the teacher said she'd run away and left town. But the bathroom never stayed quiet again. Water ran from the taps with no one there. Girls were heard sobbing from the stalls. Always the last stall. I don't really get this one. is this just a young girl that slipped over and died yeah at the moment that's the story i'll then tell you about her so she was put in there because she kissed someone yeah and now she's still shame to her family she slipped and died and now in that bathroom since she's died you can hear the water will just run from the taps when no one's in there you'll hear crying from the final stall the mirrors would fog up with breath even in the summer and when the lights flickered someone swore they saw her a girl with wet blonde hair face streaked in blood eyes wide with pain whispering i didn't do anything now they say if you knock on the speaking in english because i don't know brazilian spanish okay portuguese that's why i don't also know that now they say if you knock on the last stool flush the toilet three times and say her name three times into the mirror Loira do Banheiro three times she'll appear behind you and this time she won't be the only one bleeding the urban legend is known as the Brazilian Bloody Mary I was going to literally say that sounds like Bloody Mary yeah so it's their version of Bloody Mary essentially the way to summon the legend is similar to our Bloody Mary obviously we just have to say Bloody Mary I think there's a lights off candle say it three times this one you have to knock on the stool that she's supposedly in flush the toilet and then say Loira do Banheiro wrong but bloody mary was brazilian they'd be playing that every night on telly so they used to say about football isn't it oh no that's a joke for older people you probably aren't watching so if you if you if you do what you're told to summon her so flush the toilet three times knock on the stool three times repeat her name three times then you wait you might hear running water soft crying or the click of high heels echoing on tile if you then look into the mirror her face might appear right behind yours bloodied cracked and angry if you summon her or just enter the wrong bathroom stall at the wrong time she might pull your hair scratch your face and slam doors around you in the worst stories she drags victims into the toilet stall and they're never seen again some claim she whispers their name before attacking others say she screams so loud it makes people go mad or collapse if you hear sobbing behind the mirror don't check just leave i think she seems all right yeah i don't think if you ignore those little ones that she kills people in yeah the other ones she's just a bit sad like she's obviously got a bit of a dickhead dad who's a bit overly controlling and everyone bullied her at the school everyone was mean to at the school and now she's sobbing everyone's gonna just ignore her no i'm not gonna ignore her i'm not gonna walk on by while that poor girl's sobbing she sounds like a blonde moaning Myrtle from Harry Potter.

1:27:02Yeah. Yeah, that's what she reminds me of. Moaning Myrtle's annoying. I imagine this girl's got a bit more class about her. Yeah, no. That's where my head's at. Okay. Feel a bit sorry for her. Yeah. Don't think she's a bad egg. Yep. So that's the Brazilian one, is it? Yeah. So that's Brazil. Yeah. And Brazil is up against... So that's basically Brazilian Bloody Mary. Yeah. Okay. It's the easiest way to remember that one. Yeah. And the final one of the day is... This has got so much potential. I've got a find it Venezuela this one's known as El Silbon El Silbon the silk bon the whistler you like the whistler what mountain that's Canada isn't it oh okay right yeah cool good reference right the whistler the whistler el silbon we'll call it by its correct name okay is this one sexy as well oh are you mentally checking out are you just voting on this is this is this isn't very nice though yeah no no i'm up for it okay the legend of el silbon begins with a spoiled brat of a boy whose parents catered to his every wish you just searching up sexy urban legends should you actually want to go pub

1:28:29I'll remember for future episodes only sexy one let's just get through this last one knowing it's not a sexy person okay

1:28:44the whistler the legend of El Silbon begins with a spoiled brat of a boy whose parents cater to his every wish one day the boy demanded his father hunt a deer for him so he could eat his favourite meat. The father tried but could not... That is demanding as a kid. Hunt a deer for me, Dad. The father tried but couldn't find a deer and returned empty-handed. The boy killed his father... Whoa! And ate that. Whoa! Cut out his heart and liver and had his mother, unaware, cook them and then ate them. She'd know, wouldn't she? That's your father's heart. I can spot that a mile away. The mother suspected something was off about the meat and she discovered the body of her husband and his missing organs and cursed her son for all eternity.

1:29:26I suspect there's something up here. Dad's dead and all his internal bits have gone. So she cursed him for all eternity. Having learned what happened, the boy's grandfather tied the boy to a tree and with a whip, he struck his back repeatedly until he bled. Then he squeezed lemons on his back into the wounds and finally he gave him... No need. Yeah, that's out of order. I know he's chopped out his dad's heart, but lemons. he finally gave the boy a sack which was filled with his father's bones remains and cast him away into the plains to carry them as he set dogs after him fucking hell i mean can i just say the standard of child care in south america is fucking dreadful now that brazilian the dad's guy you kissed a boy you're gonna fucking locked in a box and this one like got no control over this kid yeah the granddad's massively gone rogue yeah but i think that's justified he's cut out his dad's heart yeah but he fucking like it yeah like the whipping maybe i'm not in for like physical punishment but maybe we'll let that go you don't be squeezing lemons in it if you are going to cast him out don't send fucking dogs after him too much he's already been cast out at this point nah i think it's fine well we're not done yet all right because before he unleashed the dogs the boy starts to walk away his grandfather cursed him you should not have done that to your father you will be damned for the rest of your life it's your own big curse yeah mum cursed him yeah he's been double cursed grandad's cursing him double cursed but what does it matter if you've been damned fraternity what curse you you want mate we're already damned fraternity nothing else to lose mate his grandfather yelled as he released his grip on the ropes and freed the dogs the dogs chased him the boy whistled as he ran away in a very distinct manner following the traditional music scale.

1:31:13So just getting higher each time he's whistling.

1:31:20Exactly like that. That's quite spooky. Just up, I think. Until the dogs finally caught up to him and killed the boy. Stop whistling if the dogs are attracted to the whistle. Yeah, Rip Boy. They're just chasing after him, aren't they? Yeah, Rip Boy. The curse transformed him into El Silbon, an undead spirit who must roam the world eternally. There's different variations of this story as well. mainly about how the boy died. One version says that the father discovered the boy with a prostitute and the father killed him. Okay, he's got sex. Why do you not fucking lead with a prostitute? Wait, no, wait.

1:31:57How old's the boy? I don't know if he's sexy. One version says the father discovered the boy with a prostitute, the father killed her, and then the son killed the father in revenge. 18, you said, cool, play on. Other versions claim that the father seduced or assaulted his daughter-in-law and his son killed him for revenge. So it sounds like he's old enough because if he's got a daughter-in-law... Well, there's so many different options there and each one makes you think differently about Bandersnatch. Other versions, the father murdered his daughter-in-law because she was promiscuous. No matter what the version ends...

1:32:28That's like the Brazil one. Yeah. No matter what the version, the story ends with the grandfather cursing the son forever, torturing the boy with a whip, washing his wounds with alcohol or lemon juice or chilli peppers and releasing him to be hunted down by hungry, rabid dogs. Locals believe El Silbon prefers killing womanizers, cheetahs and drunks, but he'll also kill innocents. Oh, right. So he's a vigilante, but he sometimes does just kill. Occasionally. He loves a bit of murder. He tries to do good at murder. He does just love the game more. And he's carrying around a bag of his dad's bones.

1:33:00He's like Cubone, the Pokemon. Yeah, a little bit. El Silbon sometimes sits in trees, lying in wait for passers-by. Local legends say the boy is a giant now. Some say he's six metres tall and he carries a sack with him, his father's bones, through the forests and the plains. I don't think six metres makes you a giant. Six metres? Six metres? I was thinking feet. Yeah. All right. Six metres does make you a giant. Yeah. I would like to withdraw my statement. On rainy days, he hungers for vengeance and attacks those travelling alone, ripping their bones from their flesh and stashing them in the sack along with his father's remains.

1:33:32He has a characteristic whistle. If you hear it nearby, there is no danger, but if you hear the whistle far away, he's close foretelling your death. A little bit like the tick-tick sound from the other one. At night, El Silbon enters people's homes and lays his sack of bones on the floor. I just thought I didn't see of bones and I just read it as lays his sack on the floor and I laughed at myself and then realised what it actually says. He starts counting the bones and if no one hears him, in the house hears him, it means that someone in the house will die before sunrise. If the family is awakened by his counting, then everyone in the house will experience good luck.

1:34:05El Silbon is more active during the rainy season so you should use extreme caution during this time of year there's a little couple of little things about what to do if you see him don't mock him or confront him people who mock El Silbon laugh at him or challenge him are said to die horrible deaths yeah I'll be honest if I meet a bloke who's six me as tall I'm not going to be taking the piss yeah he's carrying around a bag of bones yeah alright mate yeah cool yeah fair enough it says if you carry around if you're with dogs he's scared of dogs he obviously doesn't like them because of how he died.

1:34:36Chilis or a whip. He won't come near you because it reminds him of what his grandfather did to him. Yeah. According to legend, El Silbon fears dogs barking, hot chili peppers, the whip, and then some stories say he doesn't kill. Sometimes he warns or terrifies people as a form of punishment. But if you live through the night after seeing him, you're one of the very lucky few. And then what I'll quickly show you is a little picture of El Silbon. Because he... Does he look like a bad man? He's pretty cool. Is he? he's pretty cool looking really oh yeah he is cool Robbie can I see him please sorry audio listeners he's basically the six meter tall like all the skin is like going around he's kind of like skeletal isn't he it's like a skeleton with like imagine a skeleton cross zombie because it's like skin dripping from the face and he's very skinny a bit slender man but he's wearing like a like a overcoat and then a hat and he's got a sack like a farmer's hat he looks like he'd be a good laugh that's cool isn't it though yeah he looks like he has a good bounce when he's killing it yeah and there's a big there's a movie over there called El Silbon Origins I mean they've got all of these are like huge in the countries they're from I've not heard of any of them okay so we're pitting him against Moira Dubaniero versus El Silbon which is just the girl who kissed a boy and it's just yeah and slipped over she kissed a boy and they didn't like it no so what are we saying can't let her go in the bathroom and die good so are we thinking El Silbon beats out blonde lady in the bathroom.

1:36:04El Silbon's won that 4-0. Yeah, easy. Beautiful. So there we have it. So round one of the Urban Legends World Cup. It was the Cock Pants. Iceland versus Nigeria. The Necropants beat out Madam Koi Koi. That was Iceland won, yeah? That was Iceland who beat Nigeria. In the Philippines versus Serbia fight, the Mananangal from the Philippines beat out the Serbian dancing lady. It was close. That was 3-2. And then finally, Brazil versus Venezuela. The South American derby Loira Dubaniero loses out to Venezuelan El Silbon in a 4-0 thumping away from home so congratulations to Venezuela to Iceland and to Philippine hell you don't remember oh Philippine to the Philippines they're through to the next round and we have another 10 to go another 10 to go god this has been great and I never thought I'd say that it's weird isn't it really weird it's weird I needed to get you guys involved more with the little fighting against each other I loved it.

1:37:03I loved it. It's been Jack Makes Happy Hour podcast with me, Jack Mate, Robbie Knox, and Stevie White. I'm off for a wank. Flippin' hell.

1:37:16Flippin' hell.

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