606 - HAPPY HOURWEEN IV - My Wife Keeps Peeking At Me

30 Oct 2025 · 50 min · 20 chapters

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In short

Halloween-themed creepypasta about a man whose wife, Lynn, progressively “peeks” at him in increasingly disturbing ways, escalating from playful hiding to apparent animal-like stalking, violence, and a final threat.

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No podcast guests are introduced in the transcript; it’s a two-host conversation (one host is “Stevie,” plus another unnamed speaker).

Key claims

Lynn’s behavior is out of character and not a normal prank; she hides in places (corners, curtains, trunk, shower/closet) and watches him even when he’s away; she may be mentally unwell and needs professional help; the husband ultimately flees, gets injured, and seeks restraining measures, but she remains elusive.

Notable examples

peeking from behind a corner while he makes coffee; grinning from inside a trunk; head through shower curtains with unmoving smile; watching him through a window at night; closet filled with paired animal eyeballs; Lynn under the bed with blood and a shard of glass, then chasing him and causing arm/back injuries.

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The Tale of Lynn's Peek

0:00 to 0:52

A husband recounts the strange behavior of his wife during Halloween.

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The Tale of Lynn's Peek

1:08 to 1:39

A husband recounts the strange behavior of his wife during Halloween.

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The Tale of Lynn's Peek

2:00 to 8:00

A husband recounts the strange behavior of his wife during Halloween.

“We're in the full swing of Halloween now.”

Escalation of Odd Behavior

8:00 to 14:01

The husband's confusion grows as his wife's peeking becomes more unsettling.

“I was standing at the kitchen island, jug of orange juice in hand, when I felt a strong feeling that I was being watched.”

Creepy Bathroom Incident

14:01 to 16:52

A discussion about a startling event involving a spouse in the bathroom.

“Because like, you know, it's a joke because the whole reason you peek to make someone jump is to get the jump.”

The Aftermath of Fear

16:53 to 21:05

A narrative describing the protagonist's fear and confusion following the incident.

“I didn't know if I should be happy about that or not.”

Confronting the Situation

21:06 to 23:46

The protagonist's internal struggle and reflections on their relationship with Lynn.

“I knew I'd have to call Lynn at some point, but I didn't know what to say to her.”

Confronting the Situation

23:54 to 26:03

The protagonist's internal struggle and reflections on their relationship with Lynn.

“Knowing I got to go back to the comfort of the Airbnb made it that little bit easier for me.”

Confronting the Situation

26:07 to 26:30

The protagonist's internal struggle and reflections on their relationship with Lynn.

Unsettling Encounters

26:31 to 28:00

The protagonist receives unsettling updates about Lynn's behavior.

“She normally texted novels just to tell me to pick up a loaf of bread.”
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Rebecca's Disturbing Observation

28:00 to 29:15

Rebecca reveals unsettling information about Lynn that raises Ben's anxiety.

“I don't know about that, I said Well, she certainly seemed like it to me I've never seemed her so upset Very much unlike the Lynn I know, Rebecca said shaking her head sadly.”

Desperate Measures

29:15 to 31:02

Ben grapples with the idea of getting help for Lynn and considers calling her mother.

“Hadn't I swore an oath to love and honour through sickness and in health?”

An Unhelpful Conversation

31:02 to 33:33

Ben speaks with Marianne about Lynn but finds her dismissive and unhelpful.

“And when she did, only her lips would move into a thin lipped smile, leaving her eyes as blank as before.”

Planning an Intervention

33:33 to 35:07

Ben, Chris, and Rebecca discuss how to approach Lynn and get her the help she needs.

“Even if she didn't like me, why wasn't she doing this for her own daughter.”

The Disturbing Discovery

35:07 to 37:51

Ben and Chris search the house and make a shocking and horrifying discovery in the closet.

“When we pulled into the driveway, my stomach began doing somersaults.”

Lynn's Sinister Behavior

37:51 to 42:00

Ben confronts the horrifying sight of Lynn's erratic behavior, leading to a tense standoff.

A Harrowing Encounter with Lynn

42:00 to 44:24

The narrator recounts a terrifying experience with their wife, Lynn, revealing their mental struggle and fear.

“I reached back and pushed him towards the step.”

Discussion of the Creepy Story

44:24 to 45:50

The hosts analyze the story shared, emphasizing the suspense and unanswered questions.

“There was no mistaking it was my wife's eye.”

Viewer Voice Note: Supernatural Wishes

45:50 to 48:58

A listener shares their humorous and bizarre wishes involving luck and coincidences with a supernatural twist.

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50:32 to 51:15

A listener shares their humorous and bizarre wishes involving luck and coincidences with a supernatural twist.

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1:39On the fourth day of Halloween, my true goblin gave to me. That was so weird. One Robin Knox, one dead bride, and a man who's mentally drained. That was very good. You like that? Weird. Yeah. Welcome. I rated it. Welcome back. We're in the full swing of Halloween now. Monday, I did forever a drug. Tuesday, we had warning. Bears exist. Yesterday, my favorite story so far. Thank you. I will say. and that was called Stevie White sucks cock. Yeah, it was. Weird for anyone who's not listened to... Cocks, plural. Yeah, sorry, sorry. He finds the very Moorish. Slash scarecrows. That's probably why, talking about that, that's why I haven't ever done that, fellatio the man.

2:32Because you think you'd enjoy it too much. Because if I didn't actually, if I went against it, I'd just want to do it again. Yeah. What's the problem then if you're into it? because I'm happy with Fee. Yeah, I was assuming Fee was not on the scene beforehand. No, Fee just went you can have a free go and I had a little go and I went that's alright that. Yeah. But I just don't think it would be alright. Well, you just said you're worried that you'd like it too much. No, I'm not worried that I'd like it. I'm just worried in case I liked it. Yeah, so this is He says he wants to suck cock. Like, no one even brought this up and you're like hey, by the way just so you know I don't want to suck anyone's cock.

3:14what if you do episode four of happy hour ween we're all telling scary stories each day leading up to the big happy hour ween special which is coming tomorrow by the way and we have got our costumes just off camera there looking forward are you scared yeah one of us is going to die in tomorrow's ep nice there's a teaser do you like my headband for today yep it's the most intense one i've had isn't it yeah it is it's a proper veil yeah i think i can do it probably behind No, I like it in front, if the cameras can see you. I can't tell if that's rude. I can't tell if you go and cover your face. I can still see your face.

3:46It's see-through, Stevie. It's a net. Can you still see me wealthy? Yeah, of course. Yeah. That's rude. Great. I'll keep it in front of my face. Okay, I am not going to tell you the title of this. I want to keep it. Does the title give it away? The title does sort of, yeah, a little bit. Is it Stevie West's Fox? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so we'll jump straight into story number four in episode four of Happy Halloween. My wife Lynn and I have been together for six years and married for 11 months. Good wife name, that Lynn. Lynn, yeah. That is a wife name. Our entire history together has been very normal and never once have I noticed any weird behaviours or red flags.

4:24I can't stress enough how out of character this whole thing is for her. Lynn is very kind, intelligent and thoughtful. She's always been the no-nonsense type of person. Being childish or trying to scare me is not something she would normally do. She doesn't even like watching horror movies. When we first started dating, she agreed to watch The Shining with me because she knew how much I loved horror. She was so scared that she didn't even make it through half of the movie before we had to turn it off. She isn't into anything creepy and has never been into pranks. It's just not a cup of tea and that's fine.

4:56But that's what was so strange about this. It's just so unlike her. I should also add that she never had any mental health issues and as far as I'm aware, it doesn't run in her family. I know some people are able to hide their mental health problems, but in the six years we've been together, I have never seen even so much as a sign. Two months ago, I was in the kitchen making myself some coffee before work. I was running a bit late this morning, that morning, and knew I wouldn't be able to make it to Dunkin' Donuts for my usual morning fix. I took a sip of my coffee as I hurried down the hall towards the front door when I happened to notice Lynn peeking at me from around the corner ahead of me.

5:34I love the word peaking by the way it's good isn't it that picture's like she's like just leaning around yeah what comes in your mind when you think peaking a mouse yeah like timid timid and like you can't fully see the full face maybe just like just mouth up do you know what I think just around the corner in a library books apart peaking through oh you're going through a gap I'm going around a corner yeah I think it is around a corner but I see what you mean but is peaking's always quite scary isn't it yeah Well, peeping. No, peeping. Peeping is scary. Peeping Tom, scary. Peeking is like, oh, I'll take a peek.

6:09Peeking duck. Different. Right. Peeping. Maybe I'm confusing peeping and peekings. Yeah, peeping is like. Peeping illegal, should be. Yeah, peeping through windows. Peeking. Peeking, just I'll take a peek. Yeah, I'll see what I've got for Christmas. Yeah, I'll take a peek. Peeping is. Creepy. Look at my cock. No, no. No, not show me your cock. Look at other people's cock. Look at other. Look at our cock. If you were looking at our cock, you'd be peeping. Yeah, got you. But he'd probably try to suck it. Right. Leave that. No, push it down, Dak. Push it right down, those desires. I can only see her eyes and a strand of her long dark hair hanging against the wall.

6:44The rest of her body was concealed behind the corner. That's it, yeah. That's what I pictured. Yeah, I nearly spilled my coffee when I saw her. I did burn the shit out of my lips. Jeez, Lynn, I said, wiping a few drops of coffee from my pants. You scared the shit... Why is that funny? Trousers, trousers, trousers. Oh, okay, right. American. Yeah. He's ready for work. He's ready to go. Just in boxes and having a coffee. You scared the shit out of me. She immediately popped out of you like a little kid that had been caught. I heard her scurry off towards the living room, and by the time I got to the front door, she was out of sight.

7:17It was really weird and just totally out of character for her, like I said, but I also found it kind of funny that she was being more playful and a little less serious. Does it say whether she's a mouse? Because she's been peeking and she's scurried. She's human. Does it say that? So Norfolk. She's human. She's human. Human. I shouted that I loved her and I called her a weirdo. As I shut the door behind me, I heard her laugh. I love you, weirdo. Her behaviour was a bit odd, but it wasn't certainly something to call a priest over. I forgot about it by lunch and by the time I got home, she was her normal self.

7:47I didn't bring it up and neither did she. And life went on. A big dump of cheese. She scurried back into a hole. The next incident happened three days after. It was around 2am and I had woken up to get a drink. I was standing at the kitchen island, jug of orange juice in hand, when I felt a strong feeling that I was being watched. For whatever reason, I looked down at the floor and saw my wife's smiling face staring back. At the floor? Yeah, she was peeking at me from the bottom of the other side of the island, staring up at me with wide, unblinking eyes and ungrinning. Oh, so she's like down.

8:23She's down on the island, like looking up on the floor. Because she's a mouse. Is she like this now? I picture her lying on her back I think she's sideways at the bottom of the island I think she's lying lying on her back and pushed herself along so she's like he looks over the edge at her and she's just laying on her back that's creepy with wide unblinking eyes and grinning grinning like the Cheshire cat I knew she hated cats so she was a mouse she's not a mouse she don't hate cats I screamed, I'll admit it Not out of irritation, but fear. For some reason at that moment, I was genuinely scared.

9:02At the sound of my scream, Lynn scuttled backwards out of my view, her hands and feet smacking the tile floor as she hurried out of the kitchen on all fours. I didn't run after her or even yell after her. If she's a fucking mouse at the end of this, I'm leaving. She's not a mouse. She's a human woman. She's just moved on all fours. She's a human woman. I just stood there frozen in shock, wondering what the fuck had possessed her to do that. It took me a little longer than I'd like to admit to get back upstairs, but I eventually did. When I got to our bedroom, Lynn was lying on her side asleep, or at least pretending to be.

9:36I stood there for a while, watching her breathing to be sure she really was asleep. I had the feeling she might jump out at me at the moment I got into bed, but she didn't. I climbed into bed, and she didn't move. Her breathing was soft and deep, and I was starting to wonder if I'd dreamt the whole thing. The next morning, I waited for her to come down for coffee, and after handing her a mug and kissing her on the cheek, I decided to ask her about it. What was that all about last night? I asked, keeping my tone light so I didn't offend or embarrass her. She frowned over a cup of coffee, shaking her head a little like she had no clue what I was referring to.

10:08You were peeking at me again from over there, I said, pointing to the spot by the floor by the kitchen island. She followed my gaze and when she looked back at me, she burst out laughing. She laughed so hard that I just couldn't help but join her. You creep me the fuck out sometimes you know that i said she giggled and sat and set her cup on the counter and wrapped her arms around my neck you creep me out all the time so i guess we're even she teased we said our goodbyes and left for work as i drove i kept thinking about how creepy it had been seeing her grinning from behind the island like that the sound her hands made on the floor as she crawled away i told myself she was just trying to be silly just trying to join me in my love of all things horror.

10:47It's not like I was afraid of her, but it still didn't sit right with me. I started seeing her peeking at me more and more. Sometimes she'd be peeking out from behind the couch or living room curtains. Once she even managed to get inside her grandmother's old trunk that sits at the foot of our bed. I might not have even known she was there at all had the trunk's old hinges not given her away. She'd had the lid propped up just enough that only half of her face peeked through. She'd been grinning like an excited toddler. It was unnerving. I didn't know what to say to her. All I could do was stare back.

11:19When I finally found my voice, I asked why on earth she was doing this. She didn't answer, but she had slowly closed the lid, shutting herself inside the trunk. I just walked away, now feeling disturbed. I didn't understand why she was doing it, but it clearly made her happy. I just hoped she would tire of the game quickly. Lynn didn't peek at me for the next two weeks. I started to think she was done with her weird prank and i was relieved we were watching a show on netflix one night and i jokingly said that i hadn't seen her peeking at me lately and that she must have given up on her spy game she looked up at me with a smile on her face and said maybe i've just gotten better at it oh that's not nice i think i didn't say anything but i wondered to whether or not she was joking for the next few days i couldn't stop thinking about what she'd said was she still peeking at me when i wasn't looking and that i just hadn't noticed and if so what the hell was she getting out of this i started to feel paranoid constantly checking whether she was watching from around the corner or behind the door what's what's good about this story is that he can't go to his mates yeah i mean because all she's doing is because my wife is peeking at me like what yeah look at me going what are you talking about mate yeah yeah she's doing really well here yeah right i'm team lynn i was jumpy whenever i was at home and she wasn't in full view of me i felt stupid and like I was a little crazy.

12:37But after a few weeks without another incident, I began to relax. I stopped checking behind furniture and walls and told myself it was just a bad memory. Then a few days ago, things got so much worse. Lynn left to go to her friends and I lounged on the couch and played a couple of games on my laptop. Around 9pm, I hopped in the shower as I was washing the soap from my hair. I felt that awful feeling that was being watched. I slowly opened my eyes and almost had a fucking heart attack. Lynn was peeking from behind the shower curtains her entire head stretched into the shower leaving her body outside her long hair her long dark hair hung against the curtain ends dripping with water her mouth hung open in a terrible grin eyes wide and red as if she hadn't blinked in a while i screamed and jumped back against the wall she didn't move nor did her smile waver her makeup ran down her cheeks in two black streaks.

13:32She looked giddy and completely deranged. I was fucking terrified. She stood like that for a few moments, neither of us saying a word. Finally after what felt like forever, she slowly pulled her head back out of the shower and I watched her blurry figure through the curtain as she moved backwards towards the bathroom door. What would you do in that situation, Stevie? I hate it. That's terrifying, mate. It's fucking horrible. If Ariane did that what would you say when that happened? She'd done all the other stuff as well. All the other stuff and then you're just in the shower, you think it's gone bad, it's like, ah.

13:59Because you've got to think as well, this is the person you love, right so you can't just be like you're a nutter like go oh i'd be that would you i'd be like what you're doing bev you weird cunt yeah i'd probably say you're being a fucking freak but at what point do you leave them do you know what i mean is that is this he hasn't had a proper conversation with us yeah he needs to is this grounds for divorce i think it continued yeah i think he needs to have a conversation and go why are you doing this lynn like if you feel like you can't shower and also So the whole makeup going down her face and not reacting to you jumping.

14:30Yeah. Because like, you know, it's a joke because the whole reason you peek to make someone jump is to get the jump. And then you laugh at that. You're going, ah, I got you. Yeah. But he's jumping and she's just carrying on. Yeah. So that's pure creepiness. It's like not the person you know anymore. It's not a game there. Yeah. A second later, the bathroom door slammed shut. Hard enough to rattle the mirror. I screamed again and jumped out of the shower to lock the door. I stayed inside the bathroom for over an hour. Maybe I overreacted to some of you, but joke or not, I wasn't going to put up with the crazy shit anymore.

15:00That's what I kept telling myself as I paced in my bathroom, stopping to listen at the door every few minutes. Suddenly I heard a muffled sound and I pressed my ear against the bathroom door, straining to listen. I couldn't hear anything, but I envisioned Lynn standing on the other side of the door, giggling at a joke. I felt a surge of anger this time. I was beyond pissed off at being made to feel scared in my own house and made to hide in the bathroom for over an hour. all for what some joke if it was a joke it was an awful one what the fuck lynn i snapped this shit is getting really fucking annoying i waited for her to apologize or to call me a jerk but instead i heard a faint moan so i so quiet i wondered if i'd heard it at all and then complete silence lynn i called out not being able to hide the shakiness in my voice i got no response just my own heavy breathing i swear to god just fucking stop it i yelled pounding my fist on the door i I waited for her to cuss me out, something I would expect from me talking to her like that.

15:57I never screamed at her before, but there was nothing, just the occasional drip from the shower head. I won't deny that I was scared, too afraid to open the damn door and face my own wife. I waited another 30 minutes, which felt like a fucking lifetime when you're scared. Finally, I decided I wasn't going to spend the night hiding in my own bathroom, so I got down on my knees and peered under the door. I almost expected to see her face peeking back at me, but thankfully, I didn't. There's peering, peaking, and peeping. There is indeed. There's a lot of different P words for looking at something.

16:30And why if when he does it, it's peering, but when she does it, it's peaking. He's peering, he's slowly peering. A peer is coming into scene. You peer, whereas a peak's already there. No, you must. No, a peak can involve a peaking in. Because he's peering through a gap. I think it's just plain old-fashioned sexism. Okay. I could see straight down the hallway to the top of the stairs, but no Lynn. I didn't know if I should be happy about that or not. I looked for a few minutes, waiting to see her head pop up over the top step, but it never came. I stood up, my hand hovering over the door, and mentally prepared myself to open it.

17:05I slowly turned the lock with my shaky fingers, and was about to yank it open when I heard a sound that still makes me feel nauseous when I think about it. A moan louder than before, but this time I was able to tell where it was coming from. I turned my head to the closest door as if in slow motion, and locked eyes with my wife, who was peeking out at me from the slight gap. Her eyes were still as wide as ever and her mouth was hanging open in the most grotesque, gaping smile I'd ever seen. I didn't even scream. I was too scared for that. Her hands were clasped to her chest, body trembling with sheer delight, as if she couldn't contain her excitement.

17:40Fucking hell! God, you're doing it. I didn't know you were doing that. It's scary. I like how we were just both waiting for him to look. Oh, God. A short, raspy moan bubbled up from inside her throat, deep and raw, sending a shiver through my entire body. What's that like? My moan? What's she doing? Yeah. And there's the intro to the ep. Somehow, I found the ability to pull the bathroom door open and ran as fast as I could, all the way down the steps. So what I'm getting from that, I think she was in the bathroom the whole time. No, he's opened the door. The bathroom door follows a hallway to the stairs, but there's other doors.

18:21He's opened the door and he's looked to the closest door outside of the bathroom because there's a hallway. Right. So he said, I've looked to the closest door and she's peeping out of that one. Right, got you. Somehow I found the ability to pull the bathroom door open and ran as fast as I could all the way down the steps, snagging my keys and phone from the table in the living room before running outside to my car. I could hear her shrill laughter behind me, but I didn't hear her getting closer. I didn't bother shutting the front door. I drove away from the house faster than I legally should have, shivering the entire time, either from fear or the cold.

18:54Maybe a little of both. Was he naked? Probably, yeah. I hadn't grabbed a coat or even a pair of shoes. I was still in my boxers and my hair was still damp. I was like, it's going to be at the end. And this, my lord, rest the case for the defence of why I was naked outside the school. I drove straight to my brother Chris's house about 40 minutes away, ignoring any and every call and text I got. I didn't check my phone until I was safely parked in my brother's driveway. Lynn had called four times and sent a flurry of texts, all wondering where I'd gone and why I left like that. She was meant to be at a friend's, wasn't she, as well?

19:26I threw my phone at the dash in a rage, furious at a nonchalant attitude. My brother and his wife were surprised to see me, especially dressed in just a pair of boxers, but told me to stay as long as I needed. Chris lent me some clothes and then he asked what happened. I told him Lin and I had a fight but didn't get into details I didn't want him to think I was overreacting leaving my wife over a prank even if it was a strange one I mean it's funny that he's he hasn't asked about why you're in your boxes until after he's got some clothes he's going no come in mate put some clothes on first thing I'd do if you'd turn up go why the fuck are you in my house in my box yeah yeah true I mean hadn't I encouraged her for years to light up instead of lighten up instead of being serious all the time I had wanted her to relax and loosen up but this was definitely not what I had in mind.

20:11I tried to sleep on their sofa but my brain wouldn't let me sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I saw Lynn's face staring back at me from inside the closet. No one should have been in there with me the whole time. Had made my skin crawl. So she had been in there I think. I think that was what... No, because you said closet that time. Closet is a water closet, isn't it? It's a toilet. Oh, isn't it the door? I think the first door might be in a cupboard. Oh, is she in the cupboard? Oh, maybe I don't know. I think the first time she was looking over the shower head. The shower. And then there's a closet within...

20:38Yeah. Oh, bloody hell, that's even creepier then. Yeah. She'd never left that fucking bathroom at all. Wow, that is so much worse. Yeah, she'd slipped inside the closet and slammed the bathroom door shut to fool me. The mere thought of going back home gave me anxiety. I tossed and turned, unable to sleep. Chris ended up giving me a sleeping pill, so I was able to get a little rest. My sleep was filled with terrible dreams, all of Lynn's smiling face. I woke up just as the sun started to rise. My sore body ached from the sofa and I felt drained. I knew I'd have to call Lynn at some point, but I didn't know what to say to her.

21:09I wouldn't be going home unless she gave me her word to never do any more creepy shit. I just wanted my wife back. Her normal serious self never looked so good to me. I was contemplating calling her and telling her that when that familiar feeling came over me. I was being watched. I was staring at the ceiling, my heart in my throat. I didn't want to look away but the longer I ignored it the feeling got worse. My eyes shifted away from the ceiling almost on their own. Her face was pressed up against the window beside the couch, staring down at me with that same gaping smile draw dribbled down her lips leaving two big long streaks on the glass i didn't know how long she'd been there but something told me she'd been there a while possibly all night i didn't bother screaming though i was afraid anger trumped any fear i felt at that moment moment i jumped up from the couch and pounded my palm against the glass lynn have you gone crazy what the hell is wrong with you just go home i shouted now Ow!

22:02She didn't move, and her ghastly expression never changed. If anything, her smile only grew, as if she had never been more elated. I could hear Chris and his wife moving around upstairs, as if Lynn could hear them from her place outside. Her head twitched slightly in their direction, and she began to close her mouth, but slowly. Chris called my name from upstairs, obviously concerned. I turned to see him and his wife Rebecca hurrying down the steps. When I turned back to the window, Lynn was gone. The only sign she'd been there at all was two streaks of drool still dripping down the glass. I tried explaining to Chris and Rebecca about waking up to see Lynn watching me through their window.

22:37They were sceptical. Who wouldn't be? Chris and I went outside to the spot in front of the window, but there were no footprints in the dirt, just a slight in them. Animal, probably, Chris guessed. And I didn't argue. It's weird he didn't argue, isn't it? Yeah. That is weird. No, it was definitely Lynn. Yeah, I've seen Lynn, yeah. She's a mouse. Yeah, yeah. For an animal. She's tiny, I don't know if she's tiny poor print. he and Rebecca assumed that I dreamt the entire episode and they didn't uh but they didn't understand and I was too tired to explain it to them I called out of work that day and turned off my cell phone I didn't want to face Lynn just talking to her was too much for me at that point I really started to believe something was irreversibly wrong with her that no matter what promises she made me she would never be the same again the thought saddened me to my core I cried most of the morning by noon I was ready to confront her give her one last chance to explain herself i could at least give her that after six good years i turned my phone on and saw the dozens of textured scent from a seemingly concerned wife can we talk i love you please call me i'm really worried can you answer just come home squeak

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26:00Limitations and exclusions may apply. See our seven-day return policy at Carvana.com. This episode is brought to you by PayPal. You know how a mom's bag has everything? Sunscreen. Snacks. a stapler the new PayPal app is like that but for your money shop, pay, manage your account and earn rewards all in one place and with purchase protection on eligible items biometric security and pass keys you're protected at every step download the new PayPal app to get started see paypal.com slash protection terms oh and more of the same all texts telling me she loved me and she wanted me home how worried she was not a damn one addressing the crazy shit she'd been pulling Like she hadn't been acting like a character from a Stephen King book.

26:44Even her texts were different. She normally texted novels just to tell me to pick up a loaf of bread. You'd think she'd have had more to say after her bizarre shenanigans. I know it probably seems childish to some of you who are miles away from this situation, but if you saw the way Lynn had looked at me, how she scampered away on all fours like some wild animal, grinning at me from inside the closet like a lunatic, then I think you'd find my reaction was warranted. I ended up staying with Chris and Rebecca for another night. I didn't wake up yesterday until afternoon, and thankfully I didn't see Lynn's face watching me through the window.

27:15I don't want to pry, because it's not my place, but is this fight something that could be mended? Rebecca asked. She made us both a sandwich for lunch, and I knew she wanted to breach the subject without seeming nosy. I don't know, I just, she's like a different person, I said, choosing my words carefully. I still wasn't ready for her or Chris to know the full extent of the batshit craziness I'd been dealing with. People change, Ben, but she's still the same woman you married. Maybe you both just need to talk through your issues Whatever's going on, I'm sure it can be fixed She said, ever the peacemaker I think it's beyond that now I don't think talking would help I just don't trust her, I said The words stung in my heart I missed and loved my wife But how could I live with someone like that?

27:54Living in constant fear doesn't sound too appealing Lynn loves you She has to be absolutely crushed, she said I don't know about that, I said Well, she certainly seemed like it to me I've never seemed her so upset Very much unlike the Lynn I know, Rebecca said shaking her head sadly. It took a full minute for her words to really sink in and when they did I felt dread worming its way through my skin. Wait what do you mean you saw her? You saw Lynn? I asked my mouth suddenly dry. Rebecca nodded cut casually as if the fact was if that fact wasn't more nightmare fuel. Maybe it wasn't for her. She stopped by this morning just after Chris left for work she said cleaning the plates from the table.

28:32I didn't see her car though maybe she took an Uber or something. Beck, what did she say? Did she come inside? I asked. Sweat starting to break out on my forehead. I began looking around, examining corners as though a predator lurked behind them. No, she just asked if you were awake yet, and I said that you weren't. I asked if she wanted me to wake you up, but she said no. She said just to let you sleep, she said as she continued to wash the dishes. That's all? She didn't say anything else? I asked. No, she looked awful though, like she hadn't slept in days. I think you should call her. I got up from the table and I thanked Rebecca for lunch.

29:05I felt a little bit better at the knowledge that at least she hadn't come inside. Still, I needed to double check that the doors were locked. I sat for a while trying to figure out what to do next. I didn't want to go home, but I felt that I owed it to Lynn to help her if I could. Hadn't I swore an oath to love and honour through sickness and in health? Clearly she was very sick. If she was sick, which I truly believe she was, I had to try and get her all the help she needed but i didn't even know where to start and i didn't want to call the police and besides what the hell was i going to tell them that my wife was peeking at me that she was being creepy as bizarre as she'd been she hadn't committed any crimes not yet anyway the police would have probably said that i was overreacting but this was and that this was some prank it felt wrong dangerous even like something sinister lurked behind her smile how do you think this is going her end i have no idea what a trap you simply think she's mad it's so weird though it's like what you said it's like he can't go to the police because what are you saying to him she keeps looking at me she keeps looking at me she's actually playing a blinding game and she did yeah like if she doesn't want to fuck this guy up she did really well yeah i knew as a husband i was well within my rights to have her have her committed that's within your rights like into a insane asylum yeah i don't think oh is that what that means yeah i don't think that is your right i don't think you can just decide that your wife has to go to an insane asylum i think you still have to get doctors and stuff but what if she simply acted normal in their presence she'd obviously been able to fool rebecca into thinking she was just a concerned wife as long as the doctors didn't find her a danger to herself or others they'd have no choice but to release her after 75, 72 hours.

30:44I felt lost and overwhelmed. So I did what any husband in my position would do. I called her mother. I didn't want to, believe me. Her mother, Marianne and I were never on the best terms. We'd never fought or anything like that. She just wasn't a very warm person and wasn't really easy to get along with. She hardly ever smiled. And when she did, only her lips would move into a thin lipped smile, leaving her eyes as blank as before. Mr. Beast. She gave off this aura that felt like she was permanently on the offensive. I'd only met her twice and both times were such short visits. I got the impression she didn't approve of me with her daughter.

31:19Lynn always ushered us out so quickly and she didn't want me to feel uncomfortable, which I was grateful for. Being in her mother's company felt almost unbearable, like walking on glass. I was glad when we moved three states away so we didn't have to see her often. I was happy to avoid the woman, but I needed her help. I really didn't want to talk to her at all, but I had to talk to someone and she knew Lynn just as well as I did. Yes, she answered, already sounding irritated. Marianne, it's me, Ben. Do you have a minute to talk? I asked. I could hear her cluck her tongue in irritation. I'm in the middle of writing some checks, but if you insist, I suppose I could spare a moment.

31:53What is it that you want to discuss, Benjamin? She said coolly. It's about Lynn, she said. I think he means coldly, doesn't he? Yeah, rather than, hey, we're going to discuss Benjamin. Which guitar solo? Harley. It's about Lynn. She's been acting strange and I was wondering if you had any idea whether there was something... I was quickly interrupted. It's a bit difficult to follow your rambling, Benjamin. What is it you want from me? She asked. I could almost see her standing there in her thin sweater and slacks, tapping her fingernails impatiently on the table. I wanted to know if you'd ever noticed any odd behaviour or possibly any mental health issues, I asked.

32:28There was a long, uncomfortable pause that I couldn't tell was because she was just thinking or something else. Finally, after a few seconds, she spoke. I'm not sure if this is one of your jokes, Benjamin. but if so I don't find the humour in it. Now I do have business to attend to as I've said so if you don't mind but I cut her off before she could get rid of me. Marianne it's not a joke I'm sincerely concerned about Lynn's mental health. Her behaviour has been very erratic lately I'm very worried about her and I figured as her mother you would be worried as well. I said my frustration evident in my voice.

32:58If you're truly concerned then I suggest you seek a health professional. I don't know what you expect of me she snapped. I could tell she was seconds away from hanging up and for some reason I was desperate not to let her. I had the feeling that she knew a lot more than she was letting on. Please, if not for me, do it for Lynn, I tried. I heard a faint, shaky intake of breath, as if she was trying to hold her steely persona together. Marianne, what's wrong? I started. Benjamin, I don't know what to tell you. My only advice would be to seek professional help. Do not call here again. Goodbye. I tried to call out, but she hung up.

33:30I tried to wrap my head around the call and her refusal to help me. Even if she didn't like me, why wasn't she doing this for her own daughter. I couldn't understand. I tried to replay the conversation, desperate to find something I missed. After a while, I almost gave up until I remembered her last words to me, seek professional help. She said those words with a bit of urgency. I could have just been grasping at straws, but no, I was sure her voice had changed ever so slightly when she said that, as if they were very important. What had she meant? Well, I think we know what she meant. Yeah. I assumed she'd been referring to a medical professional, but maybe she was referring to someone else someone that she didn't for some reason feel comfortable saying directly or maybe I was just desperate I waited for Chris to get home and after a very long and exhausting conversation with him and Rebecca I convinced them that Lynn needed truly psychotic help I didn't tell them everything I wasn't prepared to go into that yet but I told them about our last encounter how she'd hidden in the bathroom peeking at me from the closet they were obviously shocked but thankfully they believed me they just too wanted help for her still they didn't think it was all that serious weird but maybe not dangerous they just kept saying that lynn had to be playing some kind of weird joke maybe for youtube rebecca offered if only half-heartedly chris didn't think she would involve uh that he would involve the police just yet he offered instead to go with me and i readily accepted he reasoned that calmly talking to her trying to call coax her coax her trying to coax her into going willingly would be the best recourse i agreed this is the way to do it.

35:01At least I was going to, I wasn't going to be in that house alone. We drove over this morning just after breakfast. There was no way I was going at night. When we pulled into the driveway, my stomach began doing somersaults. Her car wasn't there, but I still didn't let my guard down. The front door was ajar and for a split second, I thought we'd see our eyes staring through the gap. I was shaking and starting to sweat. Chris, however, was fine. He waited for me to open the door, his hands in his pockets like he was going on a fucking scroll through the park. I envied his ignorance I pushed the door open and was immediately hit with a stench of rot Chris smelled it too and he walked into the house behind me with his nose scrunched up what do you guys use to clean the floors round here shit Chris oh that's line of the story Chris and Lynch he needed to get a bigger part of the story that character we're just going oh Lynn's speaking around the corner boring bloke and his mate's going what do you clean the house with shit oh Lynch shut up I said my eyes darting around for any signs of Lynn.

36:00The house was deadly quiet and dark, despite it being ten in the morning. All the curtains were closed up tight, refusing to allow any sunlight inside. If I hadn't left it just two days prior, I'd have thought the house was to be abandoned. Does that make sense? Yeah, if he hadn't left the house two days ago, he'd have assumed it was like derelict. Oh, okay. We moved through each room, carefully checking any place that she might hide, occasionally calling her name. Why the fuck are you looking under the couch? Chris asked eventually. Aren't we looking for your wife? he was looking at me like i was a moron let's just go upstairs i whispered he shook his head but he followed me upstairs to check the bathroom and the spare bedroom on the way up my shoes crunched over a piece of grass that uh glass that looked to be littered over a few of the steps i noticed that one of lynn and my wedding portraits that hung on the wall alongside the staircase had been smashed the frame hung crookedly all the glass removed i stared at the picture a lump forming in my throat we had taken the photo just after leaving the church after saying our vows she looked so beautiful in her white gown i looked at lynn's beautiful face i never dreamed her face would ever be a source of terror for me we climbed the rest of the steps and checked the spare bedroom but it looked completely untouched i was hesitant to go into the bathroom my fear from that night coming back to me all at once chris noticed an offer to go in by himself but i couldn't let him do that so we walked in together checking the closet and the shower the bathroom looked at looked as if it hadn't been touched since the night I left.

37:27I don't think she's here Ben. Why don't you pack some clothes and we'll try coming back tomorrow or something Chris said. I nodded and went into my bedroom and shoved some of my clothes into a duffel bag. When I checked inside our closet I came across the source of the smell and gagged. Chris took one look and lost all colour in his face. He had to go stand by the stairs to get away from the sight and smell. I gazed down in shock at what lay inside the bedroom closet soaking into the rug were at least a dozen eyeballs all carefully laid out in pairs some were as large as a quarter or others were as tiny as a marble i stared down at the eyes she'd been collecting from small animals and wondered how she'd gotten them and shuddered at the thought she a mouse still could be do my select eyes man i thought i had it bad with becca's shoe addiction but fuck me your wife's in a collecting eyeballs MVP Chris yeah yeah he's still doing his witness is horrific scene he's still doing funny Ben I think we should go he called from the hall I'm getting nauseous all right I grabbed my duffel and shut the closet door on my new nightmare I stepped out into the hall and took a deep breath of fresh air I could taste the rot on my tongue and I couldn't help but gag who the fuck lines up eyeballs in the closet like that Chris mumbled I tried to tell you she needed help I said she doesn't need help ben she needs a fucking exorcist he said you coming or what i can't stand the smell and his words died in his throat and his eyes grew wide with fear i didn't ask him why i could feel it someone was watching and i didn't think it was the eyes in the closet i turned around my eyes slowly scanning the bedroom christ i whispered as i finally saw what would nest under the bed curled on her side watching us with the excitement of a kid on a christmas morning was my wife she held her hands together just under her chin and they were shaking eagerly that's good stevie that's good now that she knew that she'd been found i could hear the quiet noises she was making a sort of hiccuping sound in her throat as if the excitement was too much for her it was unnerving to say the least wide eyes and some huge smile everything told me to run but I forced it away this was my wife no matter how twisted she was that was the woman I still married I had to help her Lynn I said softly she didn't respond but her head bobbed back and forth in two quick little movements as if she was nodding baby I just want to help okay can you can you let me do that I asked I had taken a single step forward approaching her like she was some kind of dangerous animal I love you Lynn I said softly taking another step closer she let a tiny moan escape her wide open mouth and I had to resist the urge to run her shoulders were starting to quiver and her eyes grew as large as saucers I crouched down so I could see her there and immediately saw the blood her hands were covered in it they trembled more the closer I got as if she was barely able to contain herself Lynn are you hurt you're bleeding I said she bobbed her head again her bloody fingers move up and down as if playing an invisible piano they occasionally grazed her chin.

40:31Yep. Leaving smears of blood on her skin. I wanted to recoil in disgust. The smell that was coming off her was revolting. I could feel the vomit trying to climb up my throat. Her lips were dry and stretched thin, blood seeping through the cracks. I knew she wouldn't come out on her own, but I didn't want to leave her there in the state she was in. I scooted closer and reached out to her. Is Chris still here? Yeah. He's probably out on the land and I think. Just making, like, whippy remarks. I just feel he's about to deliver a killer line if he's still in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The excited hiccuping sounds got louder and louder as her hands shook, fingers flexing.

41:06It was then I could see the blood oozing from in between her fingers. Oh my God, Lynn, you're bleeding, I said instinctively. I reached out to take her hand, but before I could even touch her, her hand sprung out towards me. A sharp pain shot down my arm and I fell back on my arse. My arm burned and I could see blood dripping down onto the carpet. I looked back at her and saw her slowly grinning madly. her fingers clutching a large shard of glass. You alright in there? Chris asked from behind me. I turned my head slightly and nodded to him, cradling my arm to my chest. When I turned back to face Lynn, I saw that her focus had shifted.

41:40She wasn't looking at me anymore and she wasn't smiling anymore either. She was staring past me, her eyes glaring at Chris, the way a hungry lion would stare at an antelope. Her mouth was hanging open, but twisted into a snarl. I got to my feet and began walking backwards down the hall, afraid to take my eyes off her. are you bleeding chris asked the moment the words left his mouth grin start started fast scooting out from under the bed the glass shard still in her hand chris run go i yelled he must have been too afraid to move because after a second i felt my back bump into him he was standing at the top of the stairs staring at the horror that was my wife lynn had crawled completely out from under the bed and stood in the bedroom doorway her face twisted in rage her whole body was visibly tense Blood ran down her fingers and onto the floor.

42:27Jesus, Lynn, Chris said. Are you playing hide and seek? I still got it. I reached back and pushed him towards the step. Move your arse, Chris, I said as quickly, but firmly as I could. Lynn bobbed her head in fast, sharp motion and began to grin, stretching her mouth open wider and wider that her chin seemed to touch her chest. I heard Chris mutter a prayer and then he was running down the stairs. I stood at the top of the stairs, stuck between the love for a woman who clearly needed serious help. and self-preservation. I only want to help, I said, choking back tears. Her eyes focused on me once again as she slowly lifted the glass, holding it out in front of her, and then she started sprinting towards me, grinning with utter excitement.

43:07Thankfully, my body took over and I flew down the stairs, skipping two or three at a time. I made it to my front door before I felt her leap onto my back, wrapping her arms around my neck, her open mouth next to my ear so that I could hear those terrible hiccuping sounds so close. I shook her off me, knocking her to the floor. I felt a searing pain in my back as she went, but I tore open the front door and bolted to my car. Chris was standing in the front yard talking on the phone with the police. I didn't say a word. I just ran to my car and jumped in. Chris took the hint and he followed me, still on the line with 911.

43:40I watched in the rear view mirror. Sure I'd see her there running after us, but I never did. I went straight to the ER and got 11 stitches in my arm and three on my back. The police asked a of questions and I went back to the house to do a search but of course Lynn wasn't there. They advised me to stay with a friend or a relative for a while and to file a restraining order as soon as I could but none of those things would matter. Somehow I just knew. I dropped Chris off at home and went to a motel an hour away. I wanted to put as much distance between myself and Lynn as I could. This is where I've been for the last four hours.

44:09I thought maybe the police would find her. Maybe they'd get her the help that she needs desperately but now I don't think so because 40 or minutes ago. I just got a text from an unknown number. Just three words. I found you. And a picture attached. The picture was dark and grainy, but I instantly knew what it was. There was no mistaking it was my wife's eye. I started typing this out immediately after. I don't know what to do. I'm alone and scared and I can't help but feel that I'm being watched.

44:38The dance was... Boopy. Very boopy. You think it's scary? Yeah. And I'm like more resolution. Yeah. Well, he's there. He's there. It's live. Live report. He's about to die and he thought better quickly post this on Reddit. Yeah, it's a happy hour. He's written a very long thing for someone who's in trouble. You know what I mean? It went on quite a long time. That took you about 40 minutes to read it. That would have taken longer to type it. Then if you're just waiting for your mental wife to murder you or whatever like that, you've got time, haven't you? The read time on that said 20 minutes. It was longer than that.

45:12Yeah, it was longer than that. I have never read that much in my life. But it was longer because Robbie was convinced it was a mouse. Yeah, it wasn't a mouse. Or maybe it was a mouse. We don't know. That's the thing. I want the resolution. Is it a mouse? I'll have to find out. There's never, ever been an update from that account. Yeah, we don't know. Dead. Yeah. We don't know. Or dead bored of writing. Yeah, I do feel like the only downside to that whole story is there's no resolution. Like, we don't know. It's good, but... It's written well, though, isn't it? But we don't know why she started doing that.

45:41But really, we don't know anything more from the first, like, five minutes when she started doing that. She just carried on sort of doing that with a little bit more broken glass and stuff. Yeah, true. Well, sorry. No, no, it's not a positive. Good story. Good story. Would you like to hear one final voice note before we get into the, to the, by the way, there's a voice note tomorrow in the happy hour special. I've got to mention it, right? This, this lady, she's even sent in and we're allowed to use these videos like baby monitor footage of her baby, right? Yeah. She, she's literally got a priest round to her house because she thought her baby was what the fuck i thought i'm gonna leave but there's there's footage of this baby she said feel free to use it oh my word and yeah it's intense but before that um we've got one from uh joe somersault so let's see what joe somersault's got to say hello all right so i'll start off so once i made i was never religious okay never have been but when i was 10 2010 i decided to make three wishes to some like some sort of being some sort of god.

46:43So my first wish was I wish my family won some money. Right. Fast forward a few weeks my dad wins like this work glory £100. Okay. I thought that was a coincidence but yeah. So that happened. Second wish was What do you think your second wish is? Money. Some money. A girlfriend. Girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah a girlfriend maybe yeah. I've heard this and I don't think you're going to guess it. I had a friend at school who was in a wheelchair because he like so what's he going to wish? so that they could walk again yeah not correct broke his leg so I wished that I could also be in a wheelchair kidding not two to three weeks later I break my ankle jumping on a trampoline so then I end up going like using my wheelchair in school because my grandma's disabled so that came true as well third wish why does he wish that?

47:36I don't know that cancels I wish for cancer he's a nuts case respectfully why has he wished to be in a wheelchair I've got a wish I can do and you're in a wheelchair oh yeah so I'm going to be one too what you can't third wish I'm guessing he wants his whole family to be brutally murdered yeah the last one was I wish for some chocolate cake which sounds simple but when you're 10 it's hard to get chocolate cake and that also came it all happened within about one month And I know this isn't ghostly, but this is some like supernatural like force. You bought a cake, mate. Like it sort of made me religious for a bit.

48:18Yeah, shut up. I love the podcast, bro. Keep it going. Big love. That's my favourite one so far. That's really good. That's so good. It's made him religious because that one hundred quits. His mum brought a cake home. He broke it and got his mum brought a cake home. In many ways. After those two things, you go out of the bag and go, I've got your cake. And what? That's fucking mental, mum. in many ways that sums up religion right um does it no no not really there we go um that's the end of the fourth and thursday episode of happy Halloween we'll see you tomorrow when Robbie Stevie and I will be dressed up to the nines oh is that a clue no no it's not it's literally not I'm just saying is it because you know when people go is that a clue they always mean that's a clue i'm actually going is that a clue no yeah because then you're sort of counteracting some of those so next when you say is it a clue next time it'll have more impact yes exactly should we give a little hint a little clue tomorrow okay you give a give a one word for yours uh let's have a little thing i'm gonna go oh that little boy's draining me good yeah very good okay oh oh I'll have go on my favourite song by Rihanna is not Rihanna is it what is it who sings say my name you're not blackface in tomorrow's season who sings say my name say my name my favourite song by Destiny's Child is say my name say my name yeah you could have said oh I'll have a I'll have a pint of ladybird please yeah and I'm the girl from the exorcist

50:06See you tomorrow.

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From the publisher

Welcome back to Happy Hourween - five days of chilling tales concluding with a bumper Halloween special. In the final “minisode” before tomorrow’s big finale, Jaack shares arguably one of the internet’s creepiest stories.

Ben and Lynn have a normal, healthy marriage. Full of love and contentment… until one day, out of nowhere, Lynn starts peeking at Ben. From around corners, from under the kitchen island, from cupboards, wardrobes… anywhere. This is when everything begins to fall apart - not just their marriage, but Ben’s entire life.

If we’re ever going to actually succeed in making you shit your pants, today’s episode may just be the one to do so! (Warning: story may or may not contain mice).

Come back tomorrow for our Halloween special! 
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