628 - Robbie

28:17Herb. Oh! That's incredible. Great, great allotment name. Fucking hell, that's good. That's so good, yeah. Lovely man as well. So basically, we went round and first of all, some local, some people who had plots there already take you around the allotments to have a look at the allotments. But after a while, they say, you're right on your own. You seem, we're like, yeah, we got a map and everything. Oh, what, they're showing you theirs? Well, they were showing us, one of the guys that we did show us his. It was amazing because he'd only got it last summer and it was, you look at it, and it's completely overgrown and he's only showed us it and it's amazing.

28:45So, went on a tour of the allotments, had a look around, you've got your map and there are different categories of how much of a state they're in. A, pristine allotment, someone's just given up. So basically, people have either died, because a lot of people are old, given up their allotment or not being able to do it or they've just not really, it's gone to pot and the council's taken it off them, essentially. So there's different reasons. Some of them, relatively recently stopped, are in a not bad state. They've had a bit of growth over the winter and that. not bad state so they go a b c and d the d ones if you take on a d one and prove it you get your second year allotment free fees for free because they really want me to take these some of them were a right state like just stuff on them and you've got if there's rubbish on it you got clear up so they might be old broken plastic and stuff like that some of them some people built like weird conservatory on their allotment you'd have to take that down if you wanted rid of it did you ask for a d1 uh there was something you don't want to put down just one essentially 30 plots available 18 people at a lot of open day so oh so you're guaranteed one you're guaranteed one with a bit of flexibility but you can put he said put down a few options that you want so we've been in order our six favorites yeah we'd hopefully what are you basing them on well various you have to weigh up all the options yeah you want we didn't want to want one too small yeah didn't want one too big either right because a lot of work big yeah is it like when you make a sim and you have to take some off like charisma but it adds to like the attractiveness and you have to balance it out very similar very similar yeah didn't want one near the main road what do want more secluded so people can't see my business yeah don't want my business cannabis farm cannabis what are you doing what's your plan for your allotment uh growing vegetables like all allotments and cannabis and you don't want people to see you growing vegetables um yeah i want to be away from the road so it's a bit more peaceful and calm i want to calm my way to this not a busy road yeah allotment yes so go around and look at all these places but some of them had like you can inherit like a greenhouse they might have a greenhouse they're bummed there but it's really overgrown there might be other junk and all this stuff different things so you've got to consider how close you are to the tap if you're going to want water from the tap wow things you just wouldn't think of do you want one that's right by the path do you want one that's a little bit further in yeah sort of things you have to walk through another allotment to get to your allotment lots of stuff where are you going to put your UV lamps well you don't need of your ass idea i don't know i don't know never made weed no i haven't yet sorry i'm just making weed over it hello i'm here for my allotment to make some weeds uh well actually i've learned about gardening you don't want weeds what weeds weeds bad weeds oh yeah we know that though don't we yeah we know that we get told to pull the weeds up yeah so that's good so yeah so alfie doesn't live in norwich anymore no did message him not gonna be the allotment yeah he did say if I live in Norwich I'd be all over that I believed him still believe him so it's all my allotment you're very welcome you and him were going to go halves on the allotment we were going to share an allotment work together an allotment providing food for our families this is just this is an idle gym talk I'm not sure Alfie thought I was going to put us on the waiting list for an allotment essentially Alfie not allotmenting I'm allotmenting so I'm just going to hopefully get a plot in the next week or two and then just start shredding I'm going to buy like a big stream like this just smash it all up and then grow stuff grow loads of veg and stuff and I can just potter about on the allotment you want to come visit the allotment?

32:11yeah barbecue or something are you allowed to do that there? yeah you burn things down what? you can have bonfires I've read a lot of allotment rules you can have bonfires on this site up until I think the end of March so any winter bonfires really? yeah and what about barbecues? barbecues are okay if you have a little barbecue I think that's fine but not in the summer though I think that's fine I think they don't want you You're burning big piles of stuff in the summer, essentially. But the plus side, the water gets... No water at the minute. Water comes on in the summer. You get the taps only work from the summer.

32:41So what is the main purpose people would have allotments if... What's the secondary purpose? Because the first one would be veggies. Remove veggies. Why else? Can't remove veggies. What? 60 % of your allotment... All the allotment rules are different. 60 % has to be used for growing veggies. does mean 40 % you could put a bench to sit on maybe a table have a glass of wine while you sit amongst your radishes could make dojo probably make dojo I'll check the rules didn't really look at that how big is is 40 % big enough for dojo depends how big your plot is really and how big your desired dojo is I'm going to make mine a pussy a lot then yeah yeah okay I think it needs to have more alliteration oh yeah anal a lot anal a lot Allotment.

33:28Thought it was a dojo. Fee text me, where are you? I'm just down the anal allotment. No, you've got to say dojo. Wink. And then we'll know that you mean the anal allotment. Yeah, that's fair. With Stevie. But yeah, so allotment, there's going to be a lot more allotment news in the future. But if I'm prepared, if you guys want, I will give you a small section of allotment to grow your own veg in. Oh, that's too much pressure I can pay. A lot of pressure. I've got a cat. Yeah. Stevie's more interested. Not against it. You were very keen earlier. Never grown a veg before, though. What? I've never grown a veg before.

34:03Start with the easy ones. Start potatoes. Carrots. Put them in the ground. Bang. Done. How do you do it, though? Put it in, water it once a day. Check. Take out weeds. You have to go there once a day for a carrot. You have to go once a day. How often do I need... Because I'd have to drive... That's quite far away from mine. How often do I need to come look after it? Not loads. Can you grow it for me and I'll just come look at it? Potatoes don't have to do anything, really. Can I give you a parsnip? and go like that in there. That's already grown. Yeah, but they'll make new ones. What? No. What, is there parsnip seeds?

34:36Yeah. What do you think? You put in parsnips and they just have sex and reproduce? No, I thought you put a parsnip in with the little sprout sticking out the top. That's a grown parsnip. Yeah, but what the fuck? What's a parsnip seed? Have you ever seen that? I think they flower at the top, don't they? Yeah. What are you doing? What are you doing? And why is that gross? That's gross. Put the parsnip in. Get the little... Are you wanking on the parsnip? Why did that look really gross? Well, no, you tell me. And then it would turn into a big tree. Grown parsnips before. Seeds. Put seeds in ground.

35:12Water. Parsnip comes. How would your parsnip taste compared to that of Tesco? I'd say favourably. Generally. I think because you're... A lot of these things, if you're getting them at the right time of year, A lot of the time, what I've learned from growing things is you get a lot of food, not fresh. Yeah. Not good. Right. Fresh, because you have to choose, because you have to get it at the right time. Good. But what I've also learned is you can get a lot of things like onions. You can dry out and you can store onions and potatoes and stuff in bags. Grow your potatoes in summer. Have potatoes all winter.

35:48Potatoes will keep. What are the onions then in the bags? Onions in bags too for the winter. What, they just last in the bags, do they? Put them in bags. Put them in something cool. Garage, in my case. For how long? Months. Can you? I don't know. If I leave an onion in my kitchen for two weeks, that's sprouting. Kitchen hot, kitchen light. Ah. Bag dark, garage cold. Ah. Don't know why I'm talking like this. Yeah, but I'm getting it. I think this is the level I'm at. You said you thought that you put parsnips in the ground. I just talked like you had mental deficiencies. So yeah, so a lot of exciting allotment news.

36:28It's going to be a good summer of allotmenting. I'm going to see how much veg I grow. I might try and weigh the total amount of veg and then calculate the value of the veg I've grown. You could start selling it to your mates. I'm not going to sell it to my mates. I'm going to eat it. How much is the allotment? I think allotment fees are not very... I think they're about£100 a year. Oh, okay. That's really good. It's pretty good. You're not allowed to sleep on it. Check that. Are you not? No. Why does that surprise you? that you can't live on your allotment for£100 a year. How are they going to know?

36:58Well, because people look at allotment and go, there's a guy who lives on the allotment. I don't know. I reckon I'd get away with that. Okay, that's your challenge is to see how many nights in a row you can sleep on Robbie's allotment. No, not a challenge. Get your own allotment. In three years, you can do your challenge. I'll be your own little carrot. Okay, that's good. Yeah, I love that you're just out here doing side quests. I am doing a lot of side quests. Yeah. Other side quests. Becky and I went to film videos in Belgium, Netherlands area. Okay. So the video was, there's an area called Baal, Baaler.

37:31It's spelled B-A-A-R-L-E. And there's two different versions. Baal-Nassau or Baal-Hertog, depending on where you are. Essentially, this is in the Netherlands. And within it, there are loads of pockets of the Netherlands that are Belgium. Right. And within some of those pockets of Belgium, and there are bits of the Netherlands within that. They're called enclaves. So it's basically like the weirdest border on earth, pretty much. There's like just mad bits. And you go into this place, and the idea of the video is to see if we could find a bar that the border goes through, because the borders are everywhere.

38:03They're going through like shops, people's houses and stuff like that. So you could both drink in different countries. We could drink at one table together, but in two different countries at the same time. That's the purpose of the video. Have they made it visual? Like when you're walking around, can you just see like a line on the floor? There's lines on the road, and there's markings and stuff like that. turns out the bar that we thought we could do this in uh is no longer a bar so the video is a bit more problematic but i won't give it away um but yeah essentially you can you can go around there there's like a beer shop like an off license called beer border and the border runs right through the shop and they've got the rule there is like where your front door is is what country you count as but they've got so they've got the door and the checkout in Belgium partly because Belgium drinking age is 16 it's 18 in Netherlands what?

38:50and there's also people do things like if there's better tax rates in different things they'll try and do things like that it's quite complicated so 16 year olds can walk into the shop but areas of the shop are Netherlands you pick up your Netherlands stuff take it to Belgium stuff buy it so you're robbing it from are you smuggling? you're smuggling you are you're robbing it from one country and giving the money in the pocket. No, they don't say you can't carry them around. So it counts as where the front door is. But if I picked up a taco in America and went across the border to Canada and bought it...

39:21Different. How? Could a taco be cold? If you're in the same Taco Bell that was across the border, probably fine. Yeah, I guess it's all the same stock, isn't it? It's their stock. It's the same shop. What? What did you think it was? Listen to a word Robbie said. I'm trying to get it. Shop. Yeah, big shop. Border through the middle. Line on the floor, border through the shop. Got you. Like San Siro, Inter Milan AC Milan. Ah, okay. Got you. Thank you. Do more in football terms. Okay. Good. Goal line. That's a border. Right. Goal. You're offside. So yeah, so we were doing this and travelling around.

40:03And you know, we obviously had a few drinks as we were travelling around this, such as the pattern on these videos. But you know when you've had a few drinks and you don't realise... Basically, I didn't realise how pissed Becky was. We were just walking along. We were just chatting in between pubs. We were going through making this video. She goes, she went to me... Just turn the camera on a second. I went, okay, I turned it on. She went, why? She goes, she's going to jump in this bush. She just went over and just threw herself face first into a bush. I just didn't know what was happening. She's just like in this bush, head down in this bush.

40:34she was like she was like she was like I didn't really get the reaction I thought I don't know what's happening she's like can you get me out of the bush please I'm stuck in the bush pull her out of the bush was she not worried of hurting us I think she was hammered yeah she's got cuts all over her arms now now do not take her to our allotment nah she's not welcome at all I'm like you're saying oh he's in now he's in she's gonna jump in she's gonna jump in the raspberry bushes isn't she oh yeah there will be raspberry bushes in this allotment you're doing rasps Cindy rasps You're doing casters?

41:05Maybe not this year, but next year. Carrots? Carrots? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, casters, yeah. Parsis? Parsis, oh yeah, it'll be parsied, bro. Unnies? Oh, plenty of unnies. Sweetsies? Yep. Sweet one? Yeah. You're going to have a lot of space. That sounds like a lot, man. For your Christmas meal next year, are you just going to be all that? My plan is to try and have all the veg for my Christmas meal from allotment. Brussels sprouts. Wow. Get a pig on there. That'll be your game. Can't have pig. Can have. chicken rabbit bees only three species allowed oh my god get chickens you can get fresh eggs i'm gonna get chicken you are so beekeeper-y you give off beekeeper i give beekeeper vibes but i don't give walk to do beekeeper big garden beekeep walk no beekeep oh really yeah yeah are you gonna get some chickens on there no can i bring a chicken you can bring a chicken but you gotta take it home when you go why are you against chicken because i'm not i'll go away for two weeks in the summer what's going to happen chicken just leave it some feed oh I've can I tell you my invention I would be gutted if you don't because I wonder how this connects to the chicken what has just happened I've thought I've actually thought I was going to wait for a Dragon's Dean episode but that might never come so Sierra has all the best active and outdoor brands you need from athletic stuff like a full court pickup game swish to athletic stuff like a half mile stroll get those steps And for morning hikes up the mountain trail, good pace.

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43:32and more time together. Shop now at palmolive.com. You know when you go, you know we've got a cat now? Kind of, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking like, because we're due to go away like in a few weeks for a week and it's like, how the cat... Well, it doesn't matter. It's not your cat. You'd have to look after it. No, good. To be fair, when he was in Tenerife, I kept making him sad because I kept saying, because you sent me a screenshot of the cat waiting at his front door and I said, that cat's going to feel abandoned and hate me every day it was waiting on the doorstep and we just have to put the doorbell on and say not yet like that and then back soon but anyway say mama

44:16he has been good yeah you've been very good I promised I'd deliver you did just do a little step over even when you're not on the board yeah just he'll keep you up so imagine this right so imagine you have a cat it is don't have to I've got to but jack's imagining isn't he okay and you're and you're away so what do you do when you're away but you've got cat to look at cat sitter ah woman woman comes big money uh bev books her but i think enough to not want to get unnecessary cat sitter but i don't think it's i've got a cure for cat says i don't think they're ill what's wrong with them well we get rid of them we don't need them So you have a box that you fix onto a wall and it's split up like a pill box where you have Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

45:05And each of the days are on a timer. They already have timed food things for animals. Do they? So what happens is cat sitter, cat's fed twice a day, cat sitter feeds them once, puts other food in a timer, timer pops open for second food. Oh my fucking God. yeah there's like self-serve pet also you can't really put loads in there because it's going to get all manky because you've got to open the packet of food oh yeah but you could make it like almost like a refrigerated one couldn't you I don't think can you just give me like 30 minutes just so I can think this through do you want to just not talk for a bit no I just want to try and work out refrigerate you can talk about it what's this got to do with chickens i don't know yeah where were we we're talking about my we're talking about chickens a lot more but i'll tell you i told you about um becky jumping to a bush yeah um on that the other thing i've noticed um i did i did one of my exploring britain videos the other day where you go to a place and um look around the town so i went to well in garden city with ailish morrison who's one of becky's friends uh tiktoker um we were filming there and she we We were walking through a park and it was a bit slippy.

46:22And she started slipping. She's like, oh, God. It was just like doing the splits like that. And I just got my camera out and filmed it. Yeah. Right. It was only afterwards I was like, oh. And she then slipped and fell like into the mud, really muddy. Had to clean herself in lake. What? Yeah. So afterwards I went, oh, I probably should have helped you there. And she was like, oh, no, no, it's fine. It was fine. I was like, oh, I feel a bit bad. And then I put a clip of that on social media and cheap holiday expert who'd been on one of these walks and fallen over on my walks. She was like, oh, that's worse than when I fell over and got really muddy on your walk.

47:03And then I said to Becky, oh, your friend's fallen over. And I feel really bad because I didn't, I didn't, I just filmed it. She goes, yeah, I wonder what that's like. And then I realized that she'd fall over in the snow. and I'm starting to think maybe like women aren't safe on my channel because they all seem to be falling over and getting hurt and I'm the common denominator. Why are you never offering to help? Yeah, well that's the question I'm asking myself. Do you think if you got to A-list quick enough you could have helped her? Yes, 100%. But you've gone camera. I've gone camera. Content over feelings, bro.

47:38Yeah, but it's like there's a lot of introspection going on this week after I've suddenly realised I'm a danger to women. Have you ever fallen over on one of your walks? No. They'd have helped you if you did. Yeah, they would have stopped you. It's like when we were filming a video years ago and I fell and my penis went in that cow, in that horse, and you just made it happen.

48:04It's so much funnier that you got the animal wrong because now it sounds like you fucked both. That was a different day. I was fine then. that's fine are you referring to the smash hit video jack may have sex with a horse in the early days of the robin ocks youtube channel absolutely killed what have you searched jack wait on youtube all my classics didn't come up until it was that but you know what's amazing about it is you know you can go onto youtube studio yeah and it tells you the search terms how people have found your channel it goes through those things like robin ocks um robin ocks youtube uh robin ocks when Becky probably goes walk, all this sort of stuff.

48:40And then you get a bit further down to it, and it's like, woman has sex with horse. Sex horse. I'm disappointed these people that have gone to try and look for a woman fucking a horse and seen us. Who's looking for that on YouTube? We're optimists. Yeah, so to sum up, women aren't, I'm warning you women, not safe around me on my YouTube channel. We knew that. We knew that. Yeah, we did a bit. Is that everything? If you want any more news from me, I've got one more bit of news have you got any news Stevie I do want that news but I think we'll finish on that because you're a star boy so we need to finish on a high it's the weakest bit of news but it's exciting let's get him out of the way yeah because I've got really weak news we're playing some like youth prospect who's probably not cut out for the match give him 10 minutes at the end yeah see how he does I'll be honest give me 5 I've on loan depression after this I've really not got much excitement to report back okay oh I did my speed awareness after you did your red light awareness.

49:40Yeah, how did you find it? It's weird, isn't it? Online again? Yeah, three hours is too long. The irony of having to zoom into a speed awareness. I like that. I am way too long. Definitely could have been shorter, but the old boys in there, they love it. Fucking yabba yabba yabba the whole time. Sharing way too much information they didn't need to share. like what like it'd just be like full skin no just just about like one the first thing in the whole you're all on camera obviously and the first thing in the in the uh whatever it's called i was gonna say appointment in the in the speeding dojo yeah was that the the guy was like can you all name a reason people might speed so it came to me and i was just i was the first one i was like they might be frustrated and like everyone's going around then one guy went just straight away went well the reason I was speeding and I was like, he's not asked for your story.

50:37And he was like, well, I'm an HGV driver, you see. And I was going down a hill and it obviously naturally was picking up speed and I wasn't breaking and the speed camera was on the hill. I was like, we're not trying to ask you. And he's like, he went, but I'm not making excuses. I was like, well, you are making excuses. And then he followed it up with, and also I had 12 points on my license. So I had to go to court and I was, I was actually hoping to take my license away from me, to be honest. because that next year when they didn't take it away from me, I was walking on eggshells. I was like, just drive properly then.

51:06Like, you can't be that worried about it. You shouldn't be driving an HTV if this is happening, yeah. 12 points as well. And then the guy running the session just kept trying to be funny. And he was talking about like... They're good though. I think they're quite good, the people that do it. Yeah, he was really nice. But like at one point he made a joke. I was like, that's rogue. It's like a joke we'd make on here. It was like a joke we'd make on here. No, he was talking about hazards and stuff And he was like, yeah, a kid could just run in the road And he went, I don't know, but have any of you ever chased a seven-year-old kid?

51:38I was just like, that hasn't landed the way you think it's landed Nah, is he free from Mondays and Thursdays?

51:47But it was, there was only, everyone was fairly old And then there was me and one other guy who was probably about our age Where was he from? Dis Because they tell you all where they're from You're a prick mate why do they say like you've got to stand up and go i'm jack and i'm from we're standing up

52:16i took the laptop with me she's lifting up that hello So to them, it didn't, just the background changed. Hi guys, I'm from Norwich. I just sat there and said, I'm from Norwich. You just sat there, that's pretty chill though. That was chill. They were all in the Norfolk area, but the guy running the course wasn't. Was he? He was in like Hertfordshire. Oh. Yeah, it was really strange. My guy was slap bang Norwich council. He was saying like the online ones, people tend to be better than in the class. People get stuff wrong in the class all the time. And I was thinking, yeah, it's because we could just slightly wait and go, they've said that cool i'll just do that yeah right right but it was some of it was really strange obviously you did the different one but it'd be like it was so basic at the start he went here's a picture of a road what speed can you go here and we'd all just go 30 30 but i if you muted your mic he'd be like you need to unmute your mic yeah but i've got one of those mics that if you touch it mutes but it doesn't show them so i just kept it muted for most of it i just moved my mouth.

53:19If loads of people were talking at once, I'd just go, no, you wouldn't blend in without saying anything. Yeah. I didn't want to be, I did not want the attention to come on me. That's good. It felt really uncomfortable. On my speed awareness, they started it by saying, um, why do you think people like speed? And I said, well, my mom said it's cheaper than Coke. Good reaction. That's a good joke. Yeah. I was just waiting to say that the whole time. Well, that's kind of it. To me, it just looked like you were going... I forgot to turn this mic on. Would you do another? Would you go back? You're not allowed.

53:57Is it three years? So I just hope I won't speed again now until then, because I've got no points on the license now. Completely safe. All good. So plan is to be a respectable man on the roads. I did like that somebody online said mental that Stevie's gone from a black box to a speed awareness. I'm a bad boy I actually had the black box when I Sped I'd love to see that report Insurance through the roof That was really nice, I don't have the black box anymore Got rid of that in like September Sped in August It was a month ago Yeah What do you want to finish on then Robbie? I'd like to tell you I bought The best thing I've ever bought In my life yes using it now um no um i bought like i'm always saying to bev buy cheap buy twice yeah because you will buy some shit yeah and then you're buying repeated stuff all the time so put my money quite literally where my mouth is i don't usually speak can i guess what it is please you put your money where your mouth is that's not a clue no he's saying the money the literal bit is the money the phrase yeah oh so i've spent some money on something a general household thing that i use most days and it is back scratch no no um i don't because i'm not a character from a sitcom in the 80s you said back scratch have you a clove steamer nope more basic more basic a shoehorn no a fork you're getting closer oh one of those spinny forks shall I tell you how much I spent on this I'm going to tell you how much I spent on this thing go on because it's £140 on a fork no it's not a fork and it was about £120 more than I've ever spent on this sort of thing before two forks no not a fork is it a tin opener no oh I think it is premium kitchen roll.

56:08No. What was it made of? I think£20 would be premium kitchen. We made of dodo skin. Don't joke. I think we're going to have to give up, Robbie. Frying pan. I bought an amazing stainless steel frying pan. My God, it has changed my life. Did steak on it yesterday. So much better than any steak I've ever done. Why? Even heat. You've got to learn how to use the stainless steel. A couple of minutes preheating before you put the oil in. Incredible. Stuff doesn't stick to it, even though it's not non-stick. Well, it's better because you put things in initially, stick. Wait for it to brown, releases from there.

56:45Unbelievable steaks. I'm so interested in this, by the way, because I like the steaks. My God. It's a three-ply stainless steel, really good quality frying pan. What brand? Le Cruze. Oh, you've gone all out. I've gone all out. I did my research. great reviews but it will do you for life I mean a lot of the time frying pans get a bit scratched have to throw them out get a new one this should do does it work on the the whatever you say yes are you going to say the hob? yeah on the hob yes where else are you going to use I've got the electric hob that's fine induction hob still going to add heat to the pan isn't it?

57:23I've not checked the induction thing you can get an adapter if not I hate induction some pans not work on induction no why do you hate induction? I've never had induction because I've only ever used it on a bit of way I just find it really annoying. I like gas for cooking. Okay. Personally. We've got electric oven. Yeah. Gas hop. Ariane kept mentioning that she wants like one of the big pots from them. So I was like, oh, maybe I'll look into that for her birthday. Because that's a lovely treat. They'll have 340 quid. Do you know how big one you get? Big one. Big one, 340 quid, yeah. Mad. And they're all weird colours, aren't they?

57:53But we'll do you forever. My dad wants pot for his birthday. He'll get it as a record as well. I don't think mine's getting two drug jokes about your parents. I don't know. Probably because of his parents. Probably because of his own drugs. But yeah, just want to say, my buy a cheap buy twice thing, stand by it. Incredible frying pan. Come round, I'll cook steak. You've got to see how long it lasts. You've got a little picky. How is that guaranteed? Ten years, I reckon. By the lifetime guarantee. What if they go under? Yeah, they say lifetime guarantee. if you start well if you walk into a shop with that in 30 years time right and go that's not working anymore and they went you got the receipt and you went yeah let's say now what are we 2026 if you took that you had a receipt from 1996 and you went lifetime guarantee they'd look at you like you're a fucking maniac would they?

58:49well let's find out in 30 years I've also I've had set reminder feet but there's not a lot to go along it's like a just really solid pan but you don't have to do it too hot as long as you know you've got to learn how to use pan follow the instructions use it properly, I'm not putting this boy in the dishwasher don't need to, nicely clean you can be a bit more rough with it than you can with non-stick coatings I went to a Morrison's the other day which I don't often do and as I was I put my stuff in the bag you're too good for Morrison's? it's just not my go to is Morrison's too good for you? yeah probably I like a little Morrison's But their bags are well more expensive, like 60p for Bag for Life.

59:27Bag for Life broke before I even left the store. Bag not for Life. Exactly. So that's what I'm saying. Maybe... But you can take it back and get it replaced. That's too much agony. I put another one in straight away. That's less reasons to shop at Morrison's. Very good salad bar, Morrison's. Yeah. Yeah. I like my Morrison's. You won't be needing that anymore though, will you, allotment boy? I won't be needing that, no. And also... I thought you were calling him partner. You won't be needing that. You've bloody given up. You've just gone, fuck it, I'll be a fat bloke. Called feel-wale, I don't know this.

59:59Yeah. So, yeah, and I won't need to go to the Morrison's Steak Bar either if they've got one of those, because I'll be cooking great steaks in my frying pan. Wow. Robbie out. End of that. I might just call this episode Robbie.

1:00:17No number. I mean, carry on numbering after this one. This one's just Robbie. I really want it just to be called Robbie How many episodes are there? There's 631 No, there's 631 Because one randomly In October 2025 Which is called Robbie I'm really excited to see the poster It's going to have nothing to it It's just Robbie Have loads of Robbie All it is is just Robbie Why don't we just take a picture now That would be the poster

1:00:48That's so funny So no tits no text nothing just that and it's just called Robbie and the description is there a description or is it just called Robbie in it um there needs to be a description let's think of it now we should just say Robbie as well Robbie alright Knox in the description

1:01:11yeah I fucking love this podcast I'm so fun in it there we go it's been Jackmates Happy Hour Podcast with me Jackmates Stevie White and uh the very on form Robbie Knox We'll see you next week when It'll probably be us three again Yeah Happy Halloween He's good He's good Very good Robbie

1:01:32It's right Nick said I'm going to be fucking shit

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