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32:37That's like me walking into football games with Messi. Yeah, he's got three Ballon d 'Ors. I'm going to go up to Phil for the murderers. Be like, all right, mate. Nice pub you've got here. I've got the best guy at your job ever. Yeah, yeah. I like that. I'm going to mug every landlord off. He's got the hat trick. He's got the hat trick, yeah. The hat trick ball. That's impressive. Yeah. It is. And he's only been going like 10 years or something. A lot of 15 years. Huge competition as well, isn't it? Like so many pups. Phil might get gel. Well gel. I'm going to make him jealous. I'm going to properly cuck him.

33:03I feel sorry for Phil already. Don't. He's always horrible to us. No, he's a good lad. I know, but he makes some jokes. He does make some dicks. Has little pops as. Yeah. Let's, yeah, should we do one each? Yeah, in at number five for our top five things we want to do. I've not put mine in any particular order. Me neither. But I'll go for one on here that has only come up recently for me, but I just really I've just got this little thing inside me that I think I just love the idea of it since we've spoken about it Is it my penis? No You've got this little thing inside you that you love the idea of just to reiterate the joke Thank you for clearing that I really just think it would be fun and stupid to be a contestant on a TV show and I don't mean these That's such a Stevie thing No, no That's so Stevie I don't mean these celebrity ones No, I know exactly what you mean, mate What does he mean?

33:50He means he wants to be on The Chase or something like that Yeah, not a quiz show or anything I don't care Like any I just think it'd be fun just Tipping Point would be funny if you'd go to the arcade two pee machines yeah but then is that Moleherney does that? do you know the only person I know who's been on a quiz show Ben Shepard do you know the only person I know who's been on a quiz show like this Neil Smythe that's the type of person Neil Smythe and Steve I like Neil Smythe I like Neil Smythe too but you know what I mean don't you good now you look us both you know what I mean what attention see Kim just you know Neil I just like the I think the idea of it It'd be a fun experience and something not many people do.

34:28Obviously, a lot of people apply and stuff, but I just think it'd be a fun little thing to do. I applied for The Chase once when I was younger. Neil was on it. Was he? Yeah, he was on one of the first episodes. Did he win much? I don't know what he did. I can't remember. Did he beat The Chaser? I don't know, but it was literally like in the first week of The Chase or something. Really? Yeah, because we didn't know what he was. He was on this new show called The Chase. What, does he just go on and apply on websites and stuff? I think so, yeah. I don't know if he's done other ones or what. I think it was on Blockbusters because he was a kid or something.

34:51Oh, wow. Yeah. Bullseye would be good to do. Yeah, Bullseye. I just think it'd be... I happily just do it once, but I just think it'd be quite funny just to see, and to be able to see it all from the inside would be quite a cool little thing. Have I told... I hate when I do this, because I say something, and then you don't remember, and then everyone on the Reddit goes, fuck, have you told this? Yeah, what is it? Have I told you the story that Jim Bowen told us about Bullseye? Go on. Fuck it. Say it again. Okay, right. Sorry. Or maybe for the first time. Yeah. Maybe for the first time. So I was at Edinburgh Fringe, and I interviewed Jim Bowen years ago, before he died, obviously.

35:25Yeah. So I would have to be shit. He's dead. And I was asking for one of his best stories about Bullseye, and he was telling us, he's saying, and he's such a great storyteller. You know when you get one of those old school pros. You can tell that, yeah. You can just rouse, exhibit you exactly what you want, and go, all right, that's cool. Off you go. He was talking about this quiz. He said, this guy came on Bullseye, and he was a darts player and a non-darts player, wasn't it? They had two of them. Yeah. And he was the darts player. He was in a wheelchair, real crowd favourite. Everyone loved him.

35:55He was really funny and all this sort of stuff. And it got towards the end where they had to throw and get a certain score or whatever like that. And the non-darts player went first, got a really good score. So all he had to do basically was hit the board to win the prize, whatever the prize was. Speedboat. So he's going there and the crowd are going, everyone's going crazy and then Jim just hears in his ear from the the director don't don't stop him don't let him throw don't let him throw so he stops and goes hang on a second hang on hang on he goes what is it so he goes up to the gallery he goes we've got a problem he goes like he's in a wheelchair and the prize it's like it's a sofa I've told you this haven't I I don't recognise it yeah go on you might have told me in the pub so he goes it's a sofa he's in a chair all the time you can't give him another chair like it's like a three piece suite whatever he goes what do you do he goes I know he goes we record two in a day the show in the afternoons are holiday we'll just swap the tapes over for that fine great so he goes okay sorry about that we have a technical problem we'll do it he goes okay you ready to throw he goes throws it treble 20 the crowd goes crazy he goes well let's see what you could have won and Jim Bowen just goes fucking skiing holiday

37:10so did he get it then he got the ski holiday yeah I don't know what happened yeah wow that's good yeah I do remember that yeah sorry everyone yeah I don't know if it's on the pod or not I don't remember it but right so yeah I'm going just be a contestant on any TV show mine we can keep this short because in theory this I'm only going to ever do this one if I get terminally ill but I want to try a mental drug I want to try a mental drug is it probably heroin if I get terminally ill I'll do it yeah should we do it together if we both if we both shouldn't take a terminally ill that would be unfortunate wouldn't it if you're both it's unfortunate for you mate just leave me something in the will you might as well kill yourself

37:52uh yeah i i i steve he's gonna die too next week he's nothing wrong with him it just there's no point yeah i i want to i i hope i never try it but i kind of want to try it so like that's my that's my fallback if everything goes wrong just fair enough i want to try it must be amazing it must be amazing. I don't, weirdly, on my list of things I don't want to do, I don't want to do ayahuasca. Nah. No, because that's like a mind-altering, isn't it? You don't want anything like that. I think there's a world, and do not take advice from me here, drug advice, please don't, but I think there's a world you can do heroin once and be fine.

38:31Yeah. You've got a lot, you've got a hope though, isn't you? It's a big gamble. Yeah, it is a massive fucking gamble, but I think there's a world in which you do ayahuasca and six months later you're still fucked. But I don't like it because they say like oh I did this and I realize I was unhappy in this and changed it all. I quite like my life. I don't want to just go I do what I ask it. Come back and go oh you don't want to live with your wife and kids anymore. Go what? No I like that. Exactly that. Exactly that. I am not beefing Joe Weller here. He's found Jesus. And he seems super happy and he seems free.

39:03And fair enough if that's how you feel that's what you believe and your life is richer for it brilliant right. I genuinely love my life. And I don't walk around now going, oh, I'm an atheist, I'm so fucking cool. But I love my life because I'm a firm believer this is the only life we have. So I'm trying to experience everything I can in this life and be good for the sake of being good because I'm not doing it to try and get into this next life. You've got a great life. You shouldn't do IASCA. I've got a great life. I shouldn't do IASCA. Stevie? Might give it a go. yeah no i just don't think it's worth the risk of if you do come out i know they're always like oh but now i can see out of my third eye and like life is so much better or whatever but oh yeah right yeah

39:56but like the fact that that and then they seem to like preach the idea that oh you you can't see properly you don't understand it it's like yeah but i like what i'm doing now like i don't the risk is way too high isn't it when will is banging on like going on like um guys like once you see him your life will be written like i think maybe that's aimed more at the people who aren't happy in their life yeah yeah yeah because because when i watch it and i i don't want that's so far removed from what the way i want to live and feel do you think that like these christians that will try and convert other people think that so even people like us who love our lives and we feel very fulfilled and we're lucky for that do you think that they think we'd have an even better life if we yeah yeah i think you think oh they don't know how good it is when you accept the life love of our lord jesus christ some of them will also think that life was fine before they found and they don't realize how much better it can get but for the most part you are that kind of situation is going to be more likely to be taken on by someone who's struggling and needs something more a lot of people find jesus in prison don't they what do you do

41:07what didn't he do i don't know what i mean i don't know the christmas where i convert people i'm just doing that but with skiing yeah i'm like yeah yeah you don't care if people don't no no i don't but i've i know how much richer your life will be if you accepted the life of our lord jesus snow yeah true i guess everyone has that little thing where they where they say like oh you like like bacon and that what you think everyone should try bacon like vegans like try bacon mate they probably have i don't think they started vegan most of them you've got skiing joe's got jesus i've got bacon you're not that passionate about bacon no but i couldn't imagine a world in which um i'm not eating every day yeah okay okay so jack's gonna try heroin what's what's on your list robbie i don't might seem to be the same now i look at them but um uh okay i'll go for one that's a bit different i like to get good at guitar oh okay that's good yeah because i've always played guitar a bit yeah never been good at guitar electric guitar bass guitar acoustic guitar not necessarily bass but electrical acoustic got an acoustic at the minute practicing taking action to become good a guitar i think acoustic's the acoustic is the sexiest guitar depends massively does it yeah if i was gonna go like shag a bloke i think you know women can just play guitar wouldn't you yeah yeah but when right no i don't know if it's a sexist or not right then it almost certainly will be the fact that you've said that means it almost certainly i'm excited for what he says No, like, when I think of getting swooned by a guitar player, I think male.

42:52That's not sexist, that's gay. Yeah, you're not sexist, you're homosexual. You're in the closet and you are homosexual, and you're fantasising about getting boned by slash. Let me put it this way, right? Sophie Lloyd, guitarist, incredible guitarist, right? Attractive woman. jason mraz right good guitarist or jack johnson good guitarist right attractive man when i i say when like i do this often but if i sit here and i think about who's gonna seduce me more sophie going being sick at this or jack johnson going eating banana yeah but is that the voice you're liking. I'm going for that. Yeah, because you're gay.

43:41That's nothing to do with the guitars. No, I think it's more like I think, alright, maybe it's less male-female and it's more electric guitar, acoustic guitar. Right, that's very different from the fantasies of you getting bummed by Jack Johnson you've just been talking about. I'm now switching it up. If Sophie had an acoustic guitar that's going to be the best option. So you just like acoustic guitar? Yeah. You don't care about the shredding. Sophie listens to the pod. What have I said that's wrong? You're just saying whether or not you have sex with her or Jack Johnson. I guess that. It's more about the guitars than the people.

44:21Right, okay. I don't know any other female guitar player. Okay, cool. I could not name you one. I think most, well, Taylor Swift, she plays acoustic. Oh, yeah, I know, but I didn't think about her.

44:38most bands with women in it yeah well to sum up i've i'm taking action on my bucket list there and i'm gonna get better at guitar yeah cool you found florence road quite cool they were the act we saw on the sunday they're all girl was that acoustic i like them they were they were good yeah yeah and and and attractive it's the it's the acoustic guitar it's the acoustic guitar i want to be i want i don't want to be um right i don't want to be like you know an electric guitar that's thrust upon that's lust whereas an acoustic guitar is swooned okay you want to be swooned you're an old fashioned guitar you want to be serenaded that's the better way of putting it rather than discussing I'm an old fashioned sexist homophobic guy positive game it wasn't sexist it wasn't sexist you're just game okay in at four Stevie hey it's Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile Well, now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited premium wireless for$15 a month is back.

45:43So I thought it would be fun if we made$15 bills. But it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch. Upfront payment of$45 for three months,$90 for six months, or$180 for 12-month plan required. $15 per month equivalent. Taxes and fees extra. Initial plan term only. Greater than 50 gigabytes may slow when network is busy. See terms. I want to turn on the Norwich Christmas lights. Yes. Oh, so do I. Can we make this a campaign? We have to make this happen. Please, right, let's do our appeal. Us three, fuck Alfie Suffolk.

46:15Fuck him. Yeah, Alfie can't be involved. Right. Right. What are we going to do? Do a bit each or what are we going to do? Yeah, let's do a little bit each. Robbie, that's your camera. This is ours, Stevie. Is this to Norwich City Council? Yeah, so, right, dear Norwich City Council, I'm Jack, this is Stevie and Robbie, and we host Jack Makes Happy Hour podcast, one of the biggest, most successful podcasts in the country. Here we are, just two Norwich born and bred guys and someone who has been fully converted to Norwich over the years. Studied at UEA. Fell in love with the city. Fell out of the city, moved back.

46:51And now is raising his family in Norwich. If anything, that's actually more impressive than just happened to be born here. You adopted it. You don't actually live in Norwich. We don't have a choice. Norwich season ticket as well. Norwich season ticket, yeah. But we did have a choice. I moved to Bristol for uni, stayed there for a few years. Norwich brought me back. We love Norwich. We have a request for you, Norwich City Council. Can you change the bin days? Sorry, I was going to do a few things. Can you make the recycling and the other ones at the same time rather than alternate weeks? But also, while we're here, can we do the Christmas lights?

47:25Can we please switch on the Norwich Christmas lights? It's been a dream of ours since we were wee kids. Also, I liked it when Exchange Street was pedestrianised, and I think you should go back to that. I think that might be Norfolk Council rather than Norwich. We understand that you often have people that are actors that are in the Norwich Panto do this, people like maybe Joe Trasini and stuff. Ask yourself this, Norwich. They're great. Are they from Norwich? Are those people from Norwich? I remember once you had Jamie Archer from The X Factor light them up. He's not from Norwich. I saw Diversity do it.

47:59Not from Norwich. I think if you'd policed the Exchange Street situation better, then it would have worked. The problem was people were not getting tickets for driving down it, and so it was just, there was no enforcement. We are well-known in the UK. We love our job. We love what we're doing. We're even more well-known in Norwich. Not everyone loves us. Not everyone loves us. We've performed at the theatre twice. We've performed at the theatre twice, sold out both times. Yes, Theatre Royal as well. It would benefit not only the businesses along the street, but also it would allow you to walk between Gerald's and the lanes a lot more simply.

48:35I think it just would be a really good move to go back to it. If you don't want to let us turn on the lights because we're not in the panto, we'll do the panto as well. We'll do the cameo in the panto. So this is our closing statement. Norwich City Council. Please let us turn on the lights and re-pedestrianise Exchange Street. Thank you. He's behind you. And that bin thing I said. Oh, no, he isn't. he was behind you wasn't he um right okay so that's christmas lights that's great one stevie and at number four we can keep this one really short and sweet skim over it i'm going to australia soon i my favorite animal is a koala and i want to see one in the wild i managed to see one in a zoo once when i was in perth i want to see one in a wild and i think there's a high chance i might actually get to do that so that's one of mine but don't touch it no i won't touch it i'll let him be do his thing mate let him do his thing robbie what's in at number four for you again i've not done them in order i'm just randomly doing them another great american road trip oh one of the best things i've ever done in my life was just before i met bev me and a couple of friends sally and speedo we went on a road trip from boston to new orleans three weeks over and it was the probably the best holiday i've ever had it was so fun i love america i love uh the options of americans i love all the little adventures you get and how different it is throughout the country i'd like it'll probably have to be once kids have left home and retired something just to do a great little road trip a few weeks just going across the states or or canada can i ask i was it i think you just answered it but what what would be the perfect amount of time for you a good few weeks i think would be good but you know what if i had to do a specific one specific road trip and what i'd like to do is the length of canada i think i'd like to start out like Newfoundland sort of Halifax that sort of way and that sort of side and just go all the way across to Vancouver but I like it in the winter and stopping at ski resorts on the way I was going to say if you would do two weeks in America I'm not just saying this I would go with you okay I don't know if you want to go with your family or not but I would I would love that I would 100 % go with you I love America I really what route would you have to do?

50:44what route would you have to do? I don't really know but whenever I've gone to a minute I've been fortunate enough to see a lot of different places but I've never I've done I've only ever driven from LA to Vegas yeah I would like to do a proper yeah one in at number two on uh and then my next one actually on mine is uh to to to visit like um Oklahoma Nashville like places places like that like where they do like the the music the blues music so maybe somewhere around there but I'd go tomorrow I can't do tomorrow I've got to pick up Arlo from skiing I'm out then I'll do another day though yeah I think it'd be great yeah I'd love a little road trip something like that yeah I'd love it nice I'm doing a mini road trip with Becky when we go out to Boston yes how far is the road trip about an hour and a half okay so less than us coming to the studio is that a road trip or is that a taxi journey well I'm going to drive I presume she can't drive I can't imagine Becky can drive can you?

51:47loads of people who live in London just can't can they she's not always living in London she's lived in London since shortly after she could drive she's been here years now what's three on yours instead of talking about whether Bambina Becky can drive just ask her she won't reply I've got one that isn't what it first sounds like i've got go on a cruise but i don't want to go on a cruise because i think you want to cruise i'd find it boring i like the idea of the the ones that take you from country to country and you get to spend a day in this place then you go on a cruise no no because like some cruises are to new york or whatever i don't want to do that don't want to do that but i like the idea of basically having a nice way of traveling but seeing as many countries as possible in two weeks I've always thought I'd hate a cruise, but I'm at the point where I would like to try one for a week and see if I hate it or not.

52:47Because I think there's lots of different types of cruises. There's ones that are, my mum goes on cruises, but there's all old people. Whereas there are like, I think like Virgin do like younger sort of cruise things. Maybe someone can give us a cruise. Give us a cruise, someone. I'll do a cruise. I think I'd hate it. I think I'd hate it. You do the two-week road trip with him. I'll do the cruise with him. Okay. There you go, three weeks of your life forward. Go skiing. Go skiing together without me. No. Yeah, I think I'd hate a cruise. There's always like, if one person gets ill on a cruise, you're all fucked.

53:16I don't think you are. I think it just has happened once or twice. Really? I think the amount of cruisers that are going compared to the three news stories you've ever heard about happening. Mate, you get fucking car sick in the back of a Tesla and you're going to be bobbing up and down the ocean all night in bed. It doesn't... The big ships don't bob like you think they do. They bob, mate. I've been on a ferry with you. I've had no issue. They bob, mate. They bob. Trust me. They bob. they do thank you robbie you haven't been on a big one uh again i touched on this i want to visit a lot of parts of america although a little spin-off to that is i really want to visit south america so robbie you went to mexico like yeah that's north america yeah north america yeah sorry to costa rica i mean brazil brazil i want to go to brazil loved brazil yeah i'm working there so i'm gonna have like three days brilliant yeah colombia like peru like all these i like the idea of south america i think that sounds cool coke in it what yeah oh because they do it they columbia have yeah they make it they make it with corn syrup as opposed to yeah yeah we make it with sugar would you go don't i've heard columbia have those cafes you know how like amsterdam you can just smoke weed and cafes i've heard in columbia there's places that you can just go do cocaine yeah yeah the coke the coke in columbia is so much better like they we have sugar in a lot of sugar in ours they they make it with corn syrup or something like that right I want to check that out.

54:36Yeah, I know. I've seen Narcos. No, to be fair... Would you do it? You said you'd do heroin. If you were in Colombia... Yeah. Would I do cocaine? Yeah. Yeah. Or Norwich. No, never in Norwich, but I think I would do it. I've got a friend, so my cousin knows this person. It's his friend. And she went to Colombia, said it was unbelievable. believable but they i actually said that i said did you go to one of the cocaine casts and she did right and she is i didn't know if it's like a myth no it's a genuine thing it's a genuine thing and is she and they they pick you so you you book your slot you book your time you want like four hours or whatever they pick you up from your hotel so that you don't drive and they drop you off again and you go in and they give you a tray with like drugs on it and a drink and you can pick on the menu what strength you want and stuff like that and she is i swear to god the most straight-edge person you will ever see but because she loves traveling she'll like try things and she did it and she said yeah it was it was unusual but it was mad but let's not make this about drugs please i want to go to south america your first one was you want to do heroin jack yeah true true but this one's not bad yeah yeah um yeah that's mine that'd be really good yeah um again so i know we've we've talked about skiing as well but there's certain ski resorts i really want to ski at like i really want to go to in america vale aspen and breckenridge i've heard of aspen yeah i think aspen might be from the movie dumb and dumber maybe that's where you've heard it are these just like mega resorts yeah so yeah three I just always like the look of wanting to ski but also I really want to go skiing in Japan because I've never skied in Japan and that'd be amazing can you ski on Mount Fiji?

56:29I don't know that'd be cool possibly depends on what the slope's like would be cool right but yeah so that's one of my things are you going to go any point? I think I will at some point go to Japan skiing certainly the others yeah what you'd sooner go to that than the three you've put on your bucket list um well that they're all those are all my bucket list those four things japan and the other three i think it's well either what is the number one ski resort in the world like in terms of that's your what for me no like what is object like what do they say is like objectively the number one there is there is a it varies a bit there is um a lot of things what did i see recently people were talking about in the three valleys which is like meribel and course cheval um where's that france switzerland maybe I kind of struggle to think about Torren that's what everyone's like for the minute I really struggle with things I desperately want to do but there's a couple of things I want to experience doing for others so I really want to either take finger in making a woman come it's going to be Isaac it's going to be talking about Isaac that's not my problem yeah I didn't know you were going there no we didn't know that did we I wanted to we would have said it if you'd got words out quicker yeah Isaac really wants to go to Tokyo in general but he keeps asking about I took him to London Comic Con last year and he always reads about San Diego San Diego Comic Con which is the main one that everyone seems to know even over in England so I think maybe next year I'll try and take him to one of those places or he can come on mine and Jack's road trip and we'll stop in there yeah I'll leave him with you guys for two weeks that would be good so I'll take him skiing to Japan we'll take him on our road trip we're making a lot of plans today aren't we yeah none of which we'll do No, I will do the road trip.

58:14I'll do the cruise.

58:18I'll do heroin. Give me some heroin, yeah. Okay, yeah, that sounds good. San Diego or Tokyo. I would love to actually make a sitcom one day. That's on my bucket list. I've gone through a lot of ideas. I've written a lot of pilots. I say a lot, probably three or four. But I've never really seen through six episodes. A lot of people actually have been asking about the thing i was doing with alfie a few years ago uh the sitcom for joe is famous the reason we stopped doing it is we just had a harsh honest look at ourselves and realized we were just rewriting extras right it's kind of like the opposite to extras but it's it's in that same world yeah what i mean like a guy who gets famous who doesn't really want to be faint yeah be famous so it's it's like it was too similar um and then i had another i've got another idea for a really good sitcom at the moment can i can i quickly tell you i'm not going to tell you the story but can i tell you this weird thing that's happened i can't tell you who it is one of my relatives right who i trust explicitly is that the word explicitly yeah yeah told me this story about something that happened to them right and it is the maddest story ever and i've been told i can't tell it on the podcast right because it's personal but it's the maddest story ever and i then told uh a guy uh comedy writer uh my friend pete about this who works the bbc and he was like that is insane right and i was like that could be a short film right or a series he was like write it that's amazing then out of the blue you know graham norton yeah you know the the segment on there where they get strangers to come on in red chairs and they tell a story and when he's bored he hits the button and they flip off the chair someone goes on someone said pete sent me this and was like what's this about someone went on and told that exact story and it is so unique that it could it could not have happened to two people because there's lots of elements and i don't understand what's gone on here because this person has no connection to the person I know but my person's claiming it happened to them but they're saying so I don't know what the fuck has gone on here and it's made me look like a massive liar to Pete because I've gone this happened to them and then they found it unless that person unless the person I don't know who you who you've told unless your person you've told has just taken a story and said oh my mate did it yeah but they're saying it happened to them that's the yeah I don't get it I think there's a lie but you know it's like one of those things that people always say oh yeah, my mate was having a wank and his mum came in.

1:00:57Maybe it's one of those sort of things. It's fucking weird. Yeah, it's weird. And I am just a messenger. This did not happen to me. But I look like the fucking weirdo that's going, this happened to my mate. Weird. But yeah, one day I will make that into a sitcom. Nice. Good. Yeah. I'd like to take my kids to Vancouver and Worcester, where I used to live. Have they been together? They went to Toronto. I like to take them. One of the better skiers like taking Whistler and all this. Literally all yours are just skiing. That's what I was going to say. They're all kind of the same. Go to North America and go skiing.

1:01:31But yeah, I like to take my kids there at some point. But it's very expensive to do lessons there. So I'd like to be good at skiing and something. But Vancouver as well sort of thing, because I lived there for a year. Could you ever see yourself moving there? Well, that leads on nicely to my other thing. You did not move there. But I'd like at some point, probably when retired, or at least when the kids left home, to live abroad for a bit okay and that doesn't necessarily mean that could just mean for a summer wouldn't necessarily mean probably living norwich yeah but it'd be like to live in a city to pick a random city or a random city happy mental big city i want to go to rather than that i guess i'm going to slough um i should have probably just put foreign ones um but no um just just pick a city and just spend a few months just in a in one place just sort of that's cool yeah it'd be nice It was great when I was in Canada.

1:02:23It was a lovely thing to do. I'd like to do it again now. Learn the language. I'm not particularly fussed about learning a language for the sake of it, but do language lessons. Embrace some random things. Not necessarily the most touristy place. Not necessarily Barcelona, maybe a less... Seville. Yeah, something like that sort of thing. I'd love to do that at some point, because I think that'd be a nice, fun thing to do. I would love to own an apartment in New York. I would love to spend a few months a year in New York New York's club I love that place so much yeah I'd love to have it there so I could go back and experience different seasons yeah I'd love to do an autumn in New York yeah you've done summer and winter and Christmas yeah but I'd love to do an autumn spring can fuck itself but autumn well into it nice yeah right number one my number one was I want to take my mum to Graceland yeah and Elvis's gaff yeah I've been Graceland is it good?

1:03:17Yeah. Smaller than you think. Yeah, my mum's mad, mad super fan. To the extent, I don't know if she minds me saying this. My mum got into a hobby over the last few years. She'd get old dollhouses and make them up and make them look really good. And she's had this big one, probably about that big, a few foot size in a living room. Size of a massive toaster. Imagine that. What? I'm trying to explain the size. Size of an oven would be the easy way to do it. Same thing. Washing machine. but she's had this big like dollhouse type thing that she's she and inside it she like wallpapers all the walls and everything yeah she's had that in the living room for ages she was going to get rid of it recently and only a couple of weeks ago she was like you know i'm going to try and make it look like graceland instead and it she sent me photos of it the other day it looks incredible she's got a jungle room she's cut up on the outside okay but she hasn't done but like on the outside she cut up egg cartons into small squares painted them so it looks like all the brickwork on the outside i'll show you it's so this is how much of an elvis fan she is so this this is what graceland looks like what this is elvis presley's house in memphis tennessee and then that's what she's been doing what the fuck dollhouse what the hell is that mad look it's even got the two benches out the front and she made these out of like um plastic piping and stuff that's that's real grace no that's my mum's oh nice that's mad isn't it yeah really So she's been doing that, but she's like major, major Elvis fan.

1:04:44But my mum's never owned a passport, never been on a boat somewhere, never been on a plane. She's terrified of flying. Terrified of flying, terrified of boats as well. How are you going to do it? Are you going to drug her like the Agaracus? That's what I've got to try and figure out. I ain't going to go plane. Yeah, I ain't going to go plane full. I just have this medicine. That'll be my big thing. I've got to try and figure that out, and I'll get her over there one day. Yeah, that'd be amazing. Elvis is gaff. It's like a very normal house, a lot of us will think. And then he's just randomly got this jungle room.

1:05:10like it's just brilliant imagine having that in your house looks like you're playing mini golf though like a random green the room so I was like yeah I want a jungle room you can go on as well and have a look around why is your mum so obsessed with Elvis I don't know because I think he died when she was about four as well but I was like I guess that was like the penultimate perfect man back then and like the person everyone loved I don't get it Elvis don't tell my mum that there are there are there are a lot of um critics of him aren't they because it's it's like it's not it's not really it's not really singing it's like i know it's like it's like the fact that he didn't do his he didn't write the song yeah yeah i mean it feels like no it feels like it's just like someone off of pop idol or something do you know i mean it's like i think he was kind of the first to do what he was doing like when he was first like the way he was dancing on tv and stuff everyone was a bit like well even in forrest gump they even kind of poke fun at it and say it's like the boy with the dodgy leg isn't it it's like not really dancing but he's a cool guy i guess he's quite died on the toilet didn't he yeah eating a burger wasn't he did bob marley die on the toilet as well no he had a toe can right my number one uh again don't know if this is a bit sexist but number one on my list is it's like a man i want to have sex with sophie lloyd she's listening i just saw you change it from jack johnson

1:06:40no it's go to alaska okay yeah that's number one on my list always has been yeah maybe great now the end of my canada road trip we just got the top apparently there's not much to do there but i'm just fascinated i'd love to go there yeah yeah let's go alright but I mean tomorrow like I'd love to do this yeah I'd do it will you though yeah if it's stuff I want to do Alaska would have a good ski slope wouldn't it I don't know I don't know I'd love to go to Anchorage or something I want to see a bear in the wild I could do some videos there yeah let's go pay for me and we'll go cool deal thanks for listening and watching this has been Jackmates Happy Hour with me Jackmates Stevie White and Robbie Knox those were our bucket list items do let us know if you'd like us to do an episode about things that you guys want to do because steve you did put a form on reddit i've got quite a few responses already so maybe we can do an episode where we talk about theirs and discuss whether that's something we'd be interested in or something we'd never want to do you know what we could do if we do do that uh a trend at the moment are the draft picks so you get like a budget so say say we list we go through 20 things people want to do we each have a list of like say a million pounds and we bid on how much we want to do it and we can pick like three things and spend our money on it there we go if you liked it let's go through your bucket list ideas next time yes sorry sophie by the way you apologize afterwards yeah i would i would actually yeah i'd have to wouldn't i this normally doesn't happen

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