689 - All Caught Up With Bambino Becky! (Sausage Fest, Brain Eating Amoeba & Dangerous Hot Dogs)

4:26JaackMaate:I just can't picture it, but I like it for you. It's so funny. I can't picture it. I can't picture you in an RV driving around, having a bit of straw in your mouth. It's not Alabama. Yeah, I suppose it's not. It's lots of animals and stuff, and you don't deal with that well.

4:41Bambino Becky:Yeah, like I was saying to you off pod, I hate small spaces. I'm going to be living in a van. Heat, it's Australia. And spiders, my worst things in the world. like no in my luck there'll be an elevator in the van yeah it's a big van at least it won't be a small piece or a fish a fish i hate elevators and fish no but you hate eating fish i hate being near

5:01JaackMaate:fish do you no i've got a story about fish oh oh my interest is people right so i can tell this

5:11Bambino Becky:story can't i see it's a big right so my so the reason i'm going over there my cousin reese moved over there with his wife. Yeah. And I'm going to play the voice note. I'm going to play the voice note. I don't know what's happening.

5:25JaackMaate:No, I don't know, but I'm on the edge of my seat.

5:27Bambino Becky:So this happened the other day to my cousin's wife. Okay, so this happened in Australia. In Australia. Where you're now going. Yeah, and Rachel, I love you dearly.

5:37JaackMaate:Rachel?

5:37Bambino Becky:You're not the best storyteller.

5:39JaackMaate:Okay. Takes a while to get...

5:40Bambino Becky:You're going to play a voice note from someone telling the story, but it's a bad story. It's a brilliant story. could have been delivered slightly, slightly with more energy. Before you click play, tell us roughly how long the voice note is. 14 minutes. No, it's not. No, it's two minutes. 1.5 times or? Two.

6:02Bambino Becky:No, I promise you it'll be worth it. Okay. Right, I promise you it'll be worth it. Right. Stevie, you play it because then you can pause it and interject should you want to. Right. Okay. Right. It's crazy. So they're out. They've got a camper van. and they're driving around the east coast of Australia. What's happened to your phone? Oh, that's another shindig I'll tell you about in a minute.

6:20JaackMaate:It's shindig. So smashed.

6:21Bambino Becky:I will tell you about it in a minute, Stevie. Oh, my God.

6:24JaackMaate:The bottom's flashing. I've had the worst week ever.

6:28Bambino Becky:It's every week, Jack. Can I quickly say, it's relentless. Before I hit play, Jack was typing back whilst listening, and these are his replies. This is so gripping. No way. What? You're having us on. fuck off they were all separate messages the fuck off was in caps I love that though

6:49JaackMaate:because it means you're literally listening

6:50Bambino Becky:I'd be so happy

6:52JaackMaate:I said to chat GPT

6:53Bambino Becky:how would a human respond to a crazy story that just came up with those things no way I cannot believe what I'm hearing surely not let's see if she is having us on are we on full volume

7:05JaackMaate:two women on the pod at once so I've got a little story time for you guys so today we went to an island called Victoria Island, which is just off Cairns.

7:19Bambino Becky:See what I mean, it takes a while. You're right. Don't need to know how you got there. Unless that's relevant to the story. No, not relevant. Sorry, Rachel.

7:31JaackMaate:I just thought it'd be a nice day out. It's got some really nice beaches and you can snorkel straight off the beach, which is cool. It's just really nice there, really pretty. like families or like kids in the water and stuff kids in the water and then so me and Rhys

7:49Bambino Becky:she does your little tut don't bring tut because now everyone will hear that now Stevie you've got that I've got the throat clear well before I go to talk I sometimes go sometimes oh no it's annoying

8:01JaackMaate:I think I just did it because I was trying to hopefully

8:03Bambino Becky:because you were taking a piss at me okay carry on so we get up there

8:10JaackMaate:and the car was actually a lot better than we were expected. Really enjoyed it. So we were only out for like 10, 15 minutes and then we decided to go back, just chill for a bit longer. That was it, by the way. I've got a story for you.

8:27Bambino Becky:Went out, came out.

8:29JaackMaate:You're like, fuck off.

8:30Bambino Becky:No way. He came back in. I never just go home. 50 seconds in. Yeah, yeah. Right, so this is where it gets meaty. Okay. Yeah. Or fishy. Yeah. So they've gone to Victoria Island and they've gone to see the coral. They're snorkelling. Rhys has had enough. Gone back there. Cool.

8:47JaackMaate:And then Rhys decides he doesn't want to go out again. So I think, okay, cool. I'll just go out by myself. So I'm swimming along, seeing everything. And then my shoe becomes a bit loose. So I just go down, like dive down a bit.

9:06Bambino Becky:Her shoe gets like a flipper. She's got flip-flops on or something, yeah.

9:09JaackMaate:Like a wetsuit shoe, maybe?

9:11Bambino Becky:Surely she's not wearing flip-flops or swimming. Oh, she's only, like, sort of snorkelling about. She's not, like, she's not got on a course. Do you know what I mean? No, but snorkelling's underwater. You're not wearing shoes unless they're...

9:19JaackMaate:Well, she's not, like, with a big thing on her back, oxygen tank.

9:22Bambino Becky:Yeah. She's just fucking about me. Okay.

9:26JaackMaate:I tried underwater, job. And then I look up, and there's a massive score of fish. Like, I'm just in the fish. I'm not even swimming in the water at the moment. I'm just swimming in the fish. And then all these fish just decide to shit themselves. And they're just darting around in all directions, all flying at me, whatever. So I thought, what the fuck? Like, they weren't scared of me, so what the hell are they doing? Oh, don't. Enters the most biggest fucking shark you've ever seen in your life. Like, three metres long. Like, it looked like something out of Jaws. I promise you.

10:06Bambino Becky:100 % true of this, by the way. 100 % true. I'm sorry, but when I mentioned the shoes, you said she's not like proper snorkeling. She's in a school of fish. That's a lot of fish. She's clearly not just in the shallow, is she? Dory and shit, yeah. What? She said Nima, I said Dory. Oh, sorry. That's proper snorkeling, isn't it?

10:28JaackMaate:It was swimming along. Oh. Okay. All right. She didn't think that. I'm going to turn to action and start swimming towards me. fucking mouth open fucking I was going to die so I ended up because I was like off like a bit of a a cliff kind of thing so I ended up swimming up kicked in the no she didn't

10:53Bambino Becky:no she didn't I promise you she was not kicked a shark in the jaw oh my god this has made local news what this has made local news no way yes

11:03JaackMaate:she's kicked the shark in the face yeah what shark was it Do we know?

11:07Bambino Becky:What, personally?

11:08JaackMaate:Yeah, who was it?

11:11Bambino Becky:Bruce. Bruce, yeah.

11:13JaackMaate:Fish and friends, not food. No, this is my absolute nightmare. I managed to get to the coral, just scrabbled over the coral. Oh my God. I didn't cut all my legs up and stuff, but I lived to tell the tale. That's fucking not. No, the first minute of that compared to the last minute.

11:31Bambino Becky:There were just kids there. Kids there, nice day. Yeah, and then a shark almost fucking killed me.

11:35JaackMaate:My idea of the worst thing that could ever happen is seeing a shark in person.

11:39Bambino Becky:You hate sharks, don't you?

11:40JaackMaate:Like, it's my worst fear. I would have looked it in the eye and died on the spot.

11:44Bambino Becky:How much for you to have been in that situation?

11:46JaackMaate:Couldn't pay me.

11:48Bambino Becky:Why are you scared of sharks?

11:49JaackMaate:I just know something's going to happen with me and a shark.

11:52Bambino Becky:Stay out of the water, then. Get out of the water.

11:55JaackMaate:I know, probably should. I like to go on a lino because you're out and about.

11:59Bambino Becky:So if you just walk in the sea at Brighton Beach or something.

12:02JaackMaate:I'm looking.

12:03Bambino Becky:Are you?

12:04JaackMaate:Yeah. because stuff like that happens. Yeah. I know that is Australia. In Australia.

12:08Bambino Becky:I struggle to be scared of things that I don't think can get me like day to day. Yeah, but then surely you have to be like weary in those situations.

12:17JaackMaate:Yeah, I think it's the idea of it. If I was, you know if you have a dream when you're in the middle of the sea and the shark's coming towards you?

12:23Bambino Becky:Yeah. Maybe that's what it was. When I was a kid, I went to Hunstanton Beach and I was like running around in the sea and then I stood on what I thought was a shark and panicked but it was a canoe that had been turned under and was at the bottom. But then I've never really had a fear of canoes or anything. No, no. Imagine. Spiders I hate because you can be in the bath or be at home and there could be one there. The difference in that is with a shark, you're pretty much helpless unless you can give it a swing to the jaw like she has. So proud of her. In the water, you can't do anything. They're in their territory.

12:57Bambino Becky:They can get about in the water. We're quite pathetic humans swimming. spider yeah but when I go over there in like two days time they can kill me these spiders yes can't they it's not just like

13:12JaackMaate:how spider-leadies a rare amount of them

13:14Bambino Becky:though I don't think you'll I don't know how often you'll come across a killer spider you're meant to look in the toilet before you sit on the toilet aren't you didn't you what see if the person before flushed no because they jump out they jump out they get out of the water surely they surely they don't survive

13:31JaackMaate:it's disgusting isn't that a snake look at the view they've got

13:36Bambino Becky:don't go back I'd rather drown fuck surely that's snakes that'll be snakes won't it not

13:45JaackMaate:oh no

13:46Bambino Becky:the snakes could go through the water oh yes snakes

13:50JaackMaate:he loves snakes oh

13:52Bambino Becky:right then they'll jump up and snap

13:54JaackMaate:are they going through the pipes maybe no I don't know yeah that is that is

13:57Bambino Becky:spiders don't survive underwater do they nah No, yeah. So you've got to check. Your shoes, you always need to check. I never have them on. I never have them on, famously.

14:05JaackMaate:That's bad there. Because if you put them outside the van and then anything can get in there, in goes your touchies.

14:10Bambino Becky:You're not helping me much here. No, no, just make sure you're...

14:13JaackMaate:He's adding to it.

14:14Bambino Becky:Always shake your shoes out before you put them on when you're out there. Always shake your shoes. Rule for life, that. Always shake your shoes. It is always worth doing it. Because if a spider goes in there... I'm all clammy, look. I'm all clammy. That's normal. Yeah, I'm just nervous. I'm nervous. Woman on the pod. I'm nervous. women's names same thing in a way

14:31JaackMaate:you know you'll have the best of what

14:34Bambino Becky:wow you'll have a lovely time you messaged me the other day about a nice experience you had of a woman

14:38JaackMaate:oh

14:39Bambino Becky:wouldn't you tell Becky about it I think she'd be really interested because you messaged me quite a nice message about an experience you had with another lady no because right so the part of the story that I thought would be funny is that it was I had a it's going to just make me look horrific now

14:57JaackMaate:it's not that hard no I'm joking I'm joking it's a bit of fun

15:00Bambino Becky:I'm going to get really embarrassed um okay let's talk I was talking to Fiona at Reading Festival yeah a girl walked past with the biggest boobs I've ever seen and I and Fiona was talking and I zoned out I went sorry I was just looking at them massive but I forgot I was speaking to Fiona I thought and then I went oh I went all shut how'd you get out of it I went oh so I like this I'm talking right yeah and then i'm like fucking hell they are insane like describe insane no they're just like that's too much oh i can handle it sorry i hate that and i just sort of went like not in a weird i just went fucking hell sorry i was zoned out i was looking and then i realized what i was saying to who and fiona looked around she looked at me and went you all right and i went yes Sorry about that And you went that's great for an all-court hub I didn't know you were going to bring it up today Well I just thought That's happened to you Our next episode just happened to be with Becky And I thought that's a good person to bring it up with There we go, I think it's a good thing

16:05JaackMaate:Were they real do you think? I don't know They looked uncomfortable So who we saw at an event was Katie Price They are big Good God She follows them round they enter the room before her I was like that tongue wow when was it

16:25Bambino Becky:is this recent years

16:26JaackMaate:no it was like two years ago

16:27Bambino Becky:oh okay

16:27JaackMaate:yeah but yes god god so have you

16:30Bambino Becky:have you spoke to Katie Price I did

16:31JaackMaate:I spoke to her

16:32Bambino Becky:was she like alright

16:33JaackMaate:well she asked if I was a journalist because I I said no I was wearing like a blazer yeah it made sense I was like I need to get a picture with you and she went are you a journalist I said no and she went get a better outfit next time then and I went fair

16:48Bambino Becky:So she's saying you dress like a journalist.

16:51JaackMaate:Yeah. So that was ideal.

16:53Bambino Becky:What was she wearing?

16:54JaackMaate:Like this fishnet outfit, blue. Right. I thought, I should have said it, you're a journalist.

17:00Bambino Becky:What was the event?

17:02JaackMaate:It was like some sort of Love Island launch thing. Why were we wearing a blazer? It was a bit fashionable. I was wearing a little boot tight blazer dress. Fee would know. Yeah, we've got no.

17:16Bambino Becky:Well, Katie Price has looked and gone, that's not fair. Is she fashionable?

17:19JaackMaate:What if I can find it quick? Didn't she go on The Fellows years ago? I've got a thing. She? Yeah, she did. Yeah. She loves YouTube.

17:26Bambino Becky:Does she? Yeah. Well, not enough to know who you are. So what's that about?

17:30JaackMaate:What the hell?

17:31Bambino Becky:Our kids are big online now, aren't they?

17:33JaackMaate:I can't find it.

17:36Bambino Becky:Princess has a TV show now. Yeah. Does she? Is she doing well?

17:40JaackMaate:Is she? Yeah. I think so.

17:42Bambino Becky:What were you doing on your phone? Because you've just stopped. I was looking.

17:44JaackMaate:It's terrible for me. I was looking for Katie Price, but I can't find her. So that's annoying.

17:48Bambino Becky:Right. You can't find her. Do you mean the photo of you with her? Or just her in general?

17:53JaackMaate:I've made her up. Imagine. Oh, there we go. I got her.

17:55Bambino Becky:Well, you actually got this photo then, did you? Let's have a look at the... You don't look like you're a journalist.

18:04JaackMaate:Yeah, it's got a bit of sparkle on it.

18:05Bambino Becky:Did she ask you before or after the photo?

18:07JaackMaate:Before.

18:08Bambino Becky:And then she's just insulted you?

18:09JaackMaate:Yeah.

18:10Bambino Becky:Why is she doing the can-can?

18:11JaackMaate:I don't know, but she was posing for her life there, which is amazing.

18:15Bambino Becky:Yeah.

18:16JaackMaate:Everything I've ever wanted and more.

18:17Bambino Becky:I've never met her. I don't know what I'd say to her. Yeah, they're on the pod. Sorry, I can't. Sorry, sorry, Fee.

18:23JaackMaate:Sorry, Fee. I was just looking at, I was just, I don't know.

18:27Bambino Becky:Oh, I just don't come across good on this pod anymore. Yeah, you missed an episode recently. Jack just talking about how much it's Shaggy's cousin.

18:35JaackMaate:No, I fucking didn't.

18:38Bambino Becky:I didn't.

18:39JaackMaate:I'm pleased you are with yourself. My point was,

18:42Bambino Becky:it's just not, we've been talking about cousins like twice removed right and like i'm not trying to make it weird but i don't think it's as weird as everyone says because i feel like we're all cousins in a way i just thought i'm caught can you in a way we're cousins judge if anything it's just like us two days son cousin it's the same thing and then you followed it up by saying And if you had a twin, you'd fuck him. Do you want to go there right now?

19:14JaackMaate:Oh, my God.

19:14Bambino Becky:Do you want to go there right now?

19:16JaackMaate:I doesn't think I could sort of be like, right. Thank you. Maybe, maybe. No, no. I don't want that in writing or on pod. Do you talk about any of this on your pod? Do you know what? It just gets a bit strange, doesn't it? Yeah. People have a few drinks.

19:27Bambino Becky:Do you actually, is it as boozy as it once was? No. God, no. No.

19:31JaackMaate:So it used to be 10 drinks, 10 questions, tequila, sambuca, everything. What do you remember?

19:35Bambino Becky:We came on that one. Yeah. Because you gave us the gone-off alcohol.

19:38JaackMaate:Yeah, and it was warm as well. Yeah, what was it?

19:40Bambino Becky:It was like Bailey's, but we did it in August. It was good. Curdled Bailey's. But now your new pod. It's poddy now, isn't it? Before it's a YouTube show. I know. Now it's a podcast.

19:51JaackMaate:I've seen this to you at Truck Festival. I find it difficult. Do you? But I'm getting there. We're on our 10th episode. Come on.

19:56Bambino Becky:Who have you had on? I've seen the Pie Face one. Yeah. You had your flatmates. I did. Robbie. Robbie went on. Robbie.

20:02JaackMaate:He brought sausage rolls. They're good, isn't they?

20:05Bambino Becky:They are good. GK Barry.

20:06JaackMaate:GK, Max Belegde, James Marriott.

20:10Bambino Becky:He was good. So this is through the fellas, right? Yes. So do they tell you what to do to make it more poddy? Yes.

20:17JaackMaate:Producer Matt, God bless. He sorts it out. Literally, he'll come in and be like, this is the show plan. I go, thank God for you. Oh, you don't have to plan your own shows? No, but I can send in questions I want to ask.

20:27Bambino Becky:What does the show plan look like?

20:29JaackMaate:Well, I've got a TV here, which is terrible for ADHD, because I'm literally talking to a guest. I'm going, hang on, was he typing? Oh, yeah.

20:35Bambino Becky:I think it's cut.

20:35JaackMaate:but I'm learning how to do that at the same time. I feel like, because you've got, do you just use your phone?

20:40Bambino Becky:If I've got a guest, I'll have a lap screen. Fine, okay, that's more close. We used to have a screen behind the guest's head. But you're right, that could be just, we've got a TV there, but it is so distracting. It's so distracting, yeah. So we just have it kind of in eyesight of the person.

20:54JaackMaate:And you're just slightly looking over their heads.

20:55Bambino Becky:Because do you remember, I completely forgot that we used to have that TV behind the guest's head. And so the guests would be talking and Fiona would be, or like Katie at the time, writing the notes, like, ask him this. So I'm just looking and just waiting. And do you remember the time we had Belleville feeding him?

21:11JaackMaate:Oh, Jesus. We Googled. High context, just like. We were Googling the butt plug thing, weren't we?

21:17Bambino Becky:She gave me, do you remember that butt plug fidget spinner thing she made? Oh, yeah, yeah. She gave me the actual one.

21:23JaackMaate:It was success.

21:24Bambino Becky:So it's like the biggest piece of YouTube lore that I own. Yeah. Owned.

21:30JaackMaate:That I regularly use.

21:32Bambino Becky:and she was this was before she I didn't know this genuinely was a thing and she was telling us about it and the whole time Katie was googling it she'd see all these pictures of butt plugs come up I'm trying to work out how some of them would work physically distressed didn't we ever didn't we ever guessed it afterwards and when Google popped up that was the last bit on the screen but the guest didn't see it because it was behind their head and we're just looking going it was Deborah Mead that is Get the pop looks off the screen I can't believe that you haven't You get all this written for you

22:07JaackMaate:No I know it is good

22:09Bambino Becky:How do we get on the phone?

22:10JaackMaate:I know honestly because before it was like It's so hard that you're doing it on your own like this Where it's just think You have to think Maybe that's why you're struggling Maybe I can't think But no it's because the research they do is so good Which I did used to love doing that But oh my god it takes so long

22:26Bambino Becky:You've got to trust it as well though

22:28JaackMaate:yes and if you say something that's wrong they go what oh i do it all the time do it all the time

22:33Bambino Becky:sometimes because jack fans does the questions for our guests sometimes like behind the laptop jack will like highlight if he's like oh you need to ask this sometimes he'll highlight something where i'm going i'm not 100 sure that's true because he's done the research and he's highlighted that and there's a bit of me thinking has he like highlight that because he can't even guarantee it's true so he's going you ask that stevie is this true okay the pie face question i remember back in the day maybe when we first came in the studio i first started using chat gpt before i knew that it was so shit yeah no not wrong but inaccurate yeah like it can get shit wrong i just thought oh it must it's perfect no shit yeah and we had jack whitehall in and and um it said i don't know why i didn't work this out but it said jack whitehall famously um auditioned for the role of ron weasley in harry potter and i asked him and he was like ron weasley and i was I was like, yep.

23:26Bambino Becky:And I was like, why are you lying?

23:29JaackMaate:Why are you lying?

23:30Bambino Becky:And then he was like, no, look at me, Harry Potter. And I was like, oh, okay. Just delete uninstall JVP.

23:36JaackMaate:Yeah, just put it in there.

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25:03JaackMaate:Yeah, they give me loads of renders of what it would look like And then I was like, that's the one, Welsh pub

25:08Bambino Becky:Wow, they're putting a lot into it

25:10JaackMaate:Remember I walked in, me and Robbie walked in to see it for the first time We were saying, imagine if it was awful We were like, ugh, disgusting but no I was like I kept apologising I was like I'm really sorry you've had to do this

25:21Bambino Becky:that looks good though doesn't it it's so good are they working

25:24JaackMaate:yeah working pumps I know Heineken

25:28Bambino Becky:we've been invited on yet no would you like to come on

25:31JaackMaate:I suppose you can well you can come after Australia yeah take it back

25:34Bambino Becky:yeah fucking stop saying stuff like that

25:38JaackMaate:imagine how do we how do we get on the fellas

25:41Bambino Becky:then mate we'll just go on hers

25:43JaackMaate:and when we're there

25:44Bambino Becky:we'll work our way in

25:45JaackMaate:do you want me to tell you how I got my show yes begged is it begged begged did you have you yet the taxi story this sounds mental

25:55Bambino Becky:i actually haven't told this online exclusive perfect yes so it was like three years of me

26:01JaackMaate:going every party to the fellas any chance because it's so expensive and they were like no we probably wouldn't take seat off drinking and all this i was like okay but any chance like i just need like five meters of room and I'll do it. I see a chair and a mic.

26:18Bambino Becky:They do all their shows in the same office? Yeah, it's bizarre.

26:21JaackMaate:There's all of them. It's like this, but like 10 different ones. And there was one time we went to the races and me and Cal Friese and this guy called Liam got a taxi back together. We were hammered. And I remember I just started crying.

26:36Bambino Becky:Oh, what? What? Oh my God, you've cried your way onto it.

26:41JaackMaate:I was like, I still don't understand. I don't want me. Have you seen Obsession?

26:46Bambino Becky:Most pathetic thing I've ever heard in my life. Have you seen it? No.

26:49JaackMaate:No, this girl, and she's like, why don't you love me? It was like that. And the next week I go, oh, do you want to join the film?

26:56Bambino Becky:You have to decline it at that point.

26:58JaackMaate:It wasn't a full cry. It was more like, I just don't know what I'm supposed to be doing. Poor Calvary.

27:02Bambino Becky:Hang on, I need to know everything. Are you in the front of the Zaxi?

27:05JaackMaate:No, we were in, it was bougie. Right, big factor. Yeah.

27:08Bambino Becky:So there's other people there as well?

27:09JaackMaate:It was only me, Cal and Liam. Oh, right. Three people.

27:12Bambino Becky:And what he agreed to it.

27:13JaackMaate:He was laughing his head. He was like, I'm sorry. And I was like, you know what? Yes, I am insane. But it worked.

27:21Bambino Becky:Do you have a certain amount of episodes you have to do?

27:23JaackMaate:One a week.

27:24Bambino Becky:One a week.

27:25JaackMaate:Forever now.

27:26Bambino Becky:Well, is it like an infinite thing?

27:28JaackMaate:Until you die.

27:29Bambino Becky:Right. Yeah. No, I don't know.

27:30JaackMaate:I think it's two years, maybe. A year.

27:32Bambino Becky:How do you get your guests? Do they sort that as well? Or do you just message your mates?

27:36JaackMaate:I message them. Or they do outreach. but it's like, I think it's easier sometimes to message in it. But how do you do that? Because it's terrifying.

27:43Bambino Becky:Oh, I hate it.

27:44JaackMaate:I literally message, archive, throw the phone.

27:46Bambino Becky:Yeah, it's the worst. And do you know how many times a day I have to say, no worries if not? Like, all... We know you're busy. Stop saying it, just say worries if not. I will break down in the back of the taxi if you won't come on.

28:01JaackMaate:Oh, I was so drunk. Imagine the anxiety the next day.

28:05Bambino Becky:Do you know what I like about it, though? I really like the segments and stuff that you've got. Do you? Yeah. And I like that you've got the ghost.

28:14JaackMaate:The ghost? Yeah, the ghost of... Did you see Lizzie when the lights would flicker and she was going... We listened.

28:17Bambino Becky:We listened. We didn't watch. That's why it must have been so difficult. And thank God she was there actually going, for the audio listeners. I was like, why is Becky not doing this?

28:25JaackMaate:Oh, she loves Happy Hour. Yeah, I like it.

28:28Bambino Becky:She gave us a shout out because you got surprised. She said, for the audio listeners, you went, oh, she's good at this. And she was like, I listened to Happy Hour. Do you know what? I have to fall asleep to. What I really like about that is like, no offence, Lizzie, but she's doing the most basic thing that you should do on a podcast. By the way, if you want to know what we're talking about, and you went, what? What?

28:48JaackMaate:I went, bloody hell. Look at you.

28:52Bambino Becky:You're not doing it on the podcast.

28:54JaackMaate:I just enjoyed myself on that one and watched the others.

28:57Bambino Becky:You might have told us you'll just go, oh, look at that.

28:58JaackMaate:And I'm just like, what? Oh, okay, this is good feedback.

29:02Bambino Becky:I did say to Jack, I was like, is this what our Christmas specials were?

29:05JaackMaate:Yeah, okay. this makes sense there's four of you in a room and you're all you all know

29:10Bambino Becky:what you're talking about what's happening no it's good though it's also yeah it's fine it's also it's good for you though

29:16JaackMaate:yeah yeah I'm happy for you you cried and you got your shit well done I cannot believe you sick I can neither can I I can weirdly I then took them all to Nancy Spain's the Irish bar dancing my head up

29:30Bambino Becky:yeah after crying oh same night what you took Cal and Chip there to say that thing.

29:37JaackMaate:Oh, and what's quite funny, I don't think you might be saying this. We've got a friend who plays there called Matthew, shout out. And he loves the fellas, right? And he didn't realise they were in, but he's got this thing when he's singing, he goes, where's my fellas at tonight? And they all come down to the front and he's going, oh, fucking hell, I didn't realise you actually.

29:56Bambino Becky:That's cute though, I like that.

29:57JaackMaate:He's like, you could have told me, Becky.

30:00Bambino Becky:I like it, I like it. I'm going to make sure that I cry in front of Cal and Chip next time I see you. Just to get that. Send a little voice note. Just crying. Cello. Yeah. You just want the drink, don't you? Yeah, I just want to not do any of the work.

30:15JaackMaate:Yeah.

30:16Bambino Becky:Just hire someone to write all the questions. Do you want to do it? I do all the main shows at the moment. True, true. Get Robbie and Alfie to plan something.

30:25JaackMaate:They never even hear me. Why haven't you planned an episode, Becky? I should have planned this. I did think in the car.

30:32Bambino Becky:Can you tell me what's happened to your phone? Because I'm flashing. How are you dealing with that? Yeah, it's like I'm in a discotheque. You have to get that fixed before you go, surely. Mentally vulnerable minute. Oh. Had a bad week, right? Someone in my family died. Oh. Yeah. So, no, it needs a bit of context. Okay. We'll speak about it more at a later date, right? But it was pretty intense out of nowhere. Oh. And then, so, I've taken on that person's cat. They left the cat behind. Yeah, so I've got a new cat now. Okay. Right? And it's been a lot... The last week was a lot of stress, right?

31:01Bambino Becky:But here's where we can actually have a little light relief, right? Okay. So yesterday, so this happened like a week ago. And then yesterday I was playing football, Sunday league. For free, free, right? Free, free. And we're playing against top of the league, right? We come off. Only two weeks into the season. No, they won the league last year. Okay. Yeah, and it's pre-season. Oh, okay. Free, free. And then 10 minutes to go, I've come off, right? Knackered.

31:27JaackMaate:Too much.

31:29Bambino Becky:And then 90th minute. Have you got notes of this game in your? No, no, no, no notes. Jack likes to put notes of his names in his phone. I write everything I do in a football match. Pass the ball to wing it.

31:39JaackMaate:Scorpion kick. Yeah. I heard you say that on the pod. On your pod.

31:44Bambino Becky:Is that the only thing you know?

31:46JaackMaate:I've put like a traction engine. I live with Niamh now.

31:50Bambino Becky:You've just watched the Alan Partridge thing, haven't you?

31:52JaackMaate:Maybe. Is that?

31:53Bambino Becky:I think, yeah. I think that's the...

31:55JaackMaate:Could he do it in Stoke on a wet Tuesday?

31:58Bambino Becky:Good. You do live with Niamh. Did you get into the World Cup and stuff because of Niamh?

32:02JaackMaate:Well, she left. She was there. I couldn't really. But we were watching someone on the telly yesterday, but it's hard when you look over and she's taking notes. I'm thinking, what's she doing? As she stands now, a new thing is she does star jumps in front of the TV. Why? But very close to it, so I can't really see what's going on.

32:19Bambino Becky:Why? Blocking it from you.

32:20JaackMaate:She's always moving, isn't he?

32:22Bambino Becky:Can't take notes like that.

32:23JaackMaate:I think I sent you a voice message, a video message once of her jumping about.

32:27Bambino Becky:Anyway, so I got a ball. I come off 3-3, 90th minute. Our player goes through, makes it 4-3. Okay. 90th minute. Yeah, very good. We lose 5-4. What? Two goals in the last minute. Oh, my God. Smallest guy on their team scores two headers from two corners back. That's embarrassing. How does that lead onto your phone? So I'm like, right, fucking hell. As you know, I'm going away, trying to sort all my packing, get all my stuff done. So Fiona goes, oh, can you go to Riverside Retail Park in Norwich? Very Norwich-centric, this pod, as you know. Yeah. She goes, go to Argos, get a cat flap. Nice.

33:11Bambino Becky:and then she goes there's a specific dentist down there she's like go there get me this thing that she needs okay so i'm like all right cool so i leave football not showered sweaty hot stinking

33:27Bambino Becky:I'm driving there in like I don't know if Norwich were playing at home or whatever but it was like rush hour traffic right yeah I couldn't move so I'm there for about an hour and I'm just like this is fucking wrong park up go to Argos this store has now moved to Queen Street I'm like for fuck's sake I'm like well at least I didn't know there was an Argos down there yeah but yeah near the Nike store don't matter

33:51JaackMaate:you're not the one it's on Tablet

33:53Bambino Becky:So then I go over to this specialist dentist, yeah? Feast dentist. Not open on a Sunday. You're having a good day, aren't you? Right, so I've got a fiver in my pocket.

34:05JaackMaate:I ain't a waste of time.

34:06Bambino Becky:What's one thing I love more than anything? Fiver? Hot dogs. Oh. I love a hot dog. Oh, they have a good hot dog stand down there. Yes, anyone from Norwich will know the man in Riverside Retail Park does the best hot dog. Yeah, just outside B &M, on the crossover to Morrison's. Never put his prices up since 2005. three pound foot long hot dog that's decent isn't it four quid that it was at this point he recently sold his truck to someone else I got a fiver like this so I'm like I got a hot dog now I'm a bit more happy

34:36JaackMaate:you just love a nice time don't you I've noticed this about you just like enjoying

34:41Bambino Becky:I forget you said about Rachel telling that story two minutes to explain a shark attack

34:46JaackMaate:I've asked you how you smashed your phone

34:47Bambino Becky:you're ten minutes in

34:48JaackMaate:you told me about a football match that clearly isn't relevant next to the mic.

34:53Bambino Becky:I'm building a narrative here. Everything's going wrong.

34:56JaackMaate:Okay.

34:57Bambino Becky:Give him the fiver. Four quid. Keep the pound, mate. Oh, good guy as well. I'm doing all right. So give him the quid. Get my phone. I take this photo to send to Joel, my mate Joel, right? We show each other the hot dogs that we get because we get them quite a lot. You may as well. So take that photo, right? And then that's to show the... Why are you showing it between your legs? No. Why are you doing that? I'm sat there and I'm going, look at this hot dog. I didn't even think of that. That was weird. Let me zoom in then. Let me zoom in. So that's a decent, right. No sauce. No, there is. Look, Becky.

35:36Bambino Becky:I put it on the top and then I twist it. So it doesn't come off. And you put the onions under as well so it don't all fall out. Smart. So this was at 1.48 yesterday. There's a technique to this. Learning thing. I go to put the phone in my pocket. I'm wearing football shorts, aren't I? No pockets. There's no pockets. So I throw it and it goes across the road. I pick it up. It starts flickering, flashing. It's completely shattered all the way across.

36:02JaackMaate:Oh, no. On the front camera as well.

36:04Bambino Becky:Yep, front camera as well. And I bet you didn't over-exaggerate. I know that hot dog was... It's just me there and I still had a hot dog. So at this point, I'm still not losing my head. Lucky I still got hot dogs. Thank God for you. imagine you launching it imagine

36:21JaackMaate:yeah this is all I need

36:23Bambino Becky:sorry I eat that right has the phone been picked up yeah right fucking oh this gets so I eat the hot dog go to the apple store walk into the apple store the guy goes to me I show him he goes yeah that's quite bad and then he goes have you got apple care I don't know so he looks at my phone I'm like I'm pretty sure I ain't got apple care yeah no but he goes oh you have you signed up last month I'm like i don't remember you've got a three three month trial you're one month in i went perfect i said i am going away tomorrow though doing this what we're doing right now and then i'm off to australia so i said i'm if you're gonna fix it it can it be done today yeah i'm not just gonna give it to you and then not have a phone yeah so he said oh it might be tight he said that's a bank holiday tomorrow and stuff he said let's find out he said brilliant we've got one more appointment it's in two hours we can fix it i went all right sweet booked it in i've then had two hours in the city bear in mind i'm still stinking right so i'm just like walking around like got a coffee probably another hot dog and then so two hours felt like it was taking ages i go back walk in there this guy goes hi mate and then he goes i've been having a look at because i signed into my iCloud for them and he come over and was like

37:37JaackMaate:he said I'm not a hot dog you love hot dogs is that what that is

37:44Bambino Becky:Christ he come over and he was like I don't think you've got apple care and I went well I thought that but he told me that I did have it and then he called the guy over and was like has he got apple care and he said yeah and then he went oh mate I'm so sorry he went I'm new and I was like right and he said

38:02JaackMaate:I'm gonna stop doing that i'm all on the podcast and then he goes um he goes that's apple music

38:12Bambino Becky:i'd signed up to a free trial of apple and he'd read that i said i've still got an appointment without the apple care can i just pay to have my phone and he was like yeah the technicians come out from the genius bar they love it and he's gone you've bent the framing of your phone too much so we can't even replace the the thing he said what we can do though is replace the screen and the frame and that'll be yeah the whole 800 quid uh and he said and that'll be done on wednesday i was like well i fly wednesday morning so i can't i don't know the phone's about 100 quid in it no the phone's 1500 wait so what are you gonna do oh take it to one of them like what they're called

38:51JaackMaate:Ice Smash. Yeah, yeah.

38:54Bambino Becky:Terrible name for it. Awful. But I think we're talking about it, aren't we? Yeah, sure. Yeah. So what, you're just going to take... To be fair, what if that dies when you're in Australia? And also the front cam don't work.

39:05JaackMaate:Oh, you can't go to Australia like that. No, I've just...

39:08Bambino Becky:I've decided. But look, it gives a nice little effect on the... It does work. You just get this nice, yeah, little blur across the screen. So I've bought a cheap phone that I'm going to put that into and then take that. Smart. Yeah.

39:18JaackMaate:Okay. Yeah.

39:19Bambino Becky:So that was a... that just topped off a bad week really for me. And then my last little thing I'm going to tell you about, I was driving to the bottom of my nan's hill the other day. For privacy reasons, I can't show the people on the podcast, but I can show you off of the podcast. I was driving, this man crossed the road. This is about one in the afternoon, blood all down his face, all down his arms. But I thought I was there a cut that's gone on his arms, but his arms were all cut up. His face all cut up. So I was like, oh my God, look at that. So me and Fee have like, you eat. Look at that!

39:50Bambino Becky:Get the slate of him! So we've u-ied in the road, on the window down, and Fee, because he's now on Fee's side, and Fee goes, excuse me, you all right? And he goes, sorry. She goes, you all right? He goes, oh yeah, I'm fine, but thanks for asking.

40:04JaackMaate:Me when I don't want to cause a scene. I'm fine. Heads hanging off.

40:08Bambino Becky:Like blood all over him. And then obviously, because I had the dash cam, I saved it. You want to see it now? We need to see it. We need to see it now.

40:16JaackMaate:Was it like fine as in like just,

40:17Bambino Becky:he was just pretending he was okay or he was just like he seems surprised that someone was asking oh yeah how much blood are we talking a lot but you'll see it right oh yeah the tesla's filmed it let's see you won't be able to hear him but you'll be able to see him yeah here we go i've slowed down enter stage right hang on wow that's a lot of blood his face is red

40:47JaackMaate:oh my god yeah you went alright yeah chase should I be wrong is there something wrong with me

40:52Bambino Becky:what the fuck I know I wasn't expecting that mad innit why does shit like that always happen to me yeah that is well what has happened to him

40:58JaackMaate:he was all down his arm yeah oh no

41:01Bambino Becky:yeah scary

41:02JaackMaate:he looked like he was a bit of a work man though yeah he was in his work clothes so maybe that was it maybe

41:06Bambino Becky:it looks like it came from up the head no because his arm's all scratched up he must have had a fall or something yeah so like an old lady

41:13JaackMaate:My friend at a fall, Johnny Rockets. He's going to hate me saying this. Who's that?

41:19Bambino Becky:He was a truck, wasn't he?

41:21JaackMaate:For one of the days, yeah. Johnny Rockets? Johnny Rockets. His name's Jack Roberts.

41:25Bambino Becky:Oh, okay, right.

41:25JaackMaate:But one day I saw his phone upside down. No, he rang me and it looked like it said Johnny Rockets. From then on, it's now his name's not that. It's stuck. But he was walking a sausage dog across the road and he went to run, the dog didn't, and he just, when I tell you, broad daylight. He's now in a sling. but you know when you see your friend fall the way all the group reacted every person went through like different stages of grief Lizzie's buckled on the floor crying laughing

41:51Bambino Becky:what was yours?

41:52JaackMaate:are you alright? and I was fuming because my phone didn't come out in time because you know I love taking a pic but I didn't get it I was fuming and yeah he was not what I'm about to be heard

42:03Bambino Becky:did he break his arm or something?

42:04JaackMaate:it's in a sling so something like that

42:06Bambino Becky:oh shit

42:07JaackMaate:it should have been like a great day not a sausage dog

42:13Bambino Becky:there's a theme here i broke my phone because of sausages yes he's broke his because of sausage dogs i've got no sausage story by the way coming up uh probably already gone but just for the listeners that care so it's already gone now but gallston beach in norfolk doing a sausage dog festival they're expecting up to 20 000 sausage dogs 20 000 yeah it's probably all of them in the country, isn't it? I don't think you've read that right. 2 ,000? More reasonable. 20 ,000 sausage dogs in one place seems mental.

42:44JaackMaate:When's this? 20 ,000 sausage dogs. I need to search this. Can you have a look, please?

42:47Bambino Becky:What the fuck?

42:49JaackMaate:And where's that come from? Oh, we're supposed to be talking about sausage dogs. Sausage dog. Makes sense.

42:54Bambino Becky:I find myself at the moment, I keep commenting on the EDP. That's the local newspaper. You're an old man. On Facebook. I was having an argument with a lady called Margaret Smith the other day. You love it, don't you? Because Angry Ginger's announced as like the chef on like MasterChef or something like that. And she put, who? I was like, it's not for you to know, Margaret. Is that your demographic?

43:18JaackMaate:Keep that to yourself, Margaret, actually.

43:21Bambino Becky:The Fun Dog Show returns to Galston Clifftop Festival.

43:24JaackMaate:Good fun. I can't see... Galston. That's a terrible name. I've never thought of that. Oh, Galston Beach. Sounds horrific.

43:37Bambino Becky:next to appendicitis cove

43:39JaackMaate:all the stones are just gold stones

43:41Bambino Becky:I can't see anything specific about how many dogs are going to be there I sent this to my mate who's got a sausage dog so I'll tell you this is the most unprepared pod ever I'm enjoying it I like it more than 2 ,000 sausage dogs set for annual beach walkers next date announced guess what I commented on the EDP article you commented on that sausage fest

44:06JaackMaate:top voted

44:11Bambino Becky:why are you commenting on facebook a guy called derek replied not funny all right des fuming fuming what you been up to stevie i felt like we haven't spoke to you much that's all right um this is the first time we've been in the studio for two weeks yes which is weird because i've i've i've been here i've been in portugal okay i went to portugal first ever time I've been to Portugal never never entered the country before. Do you see Ronaldo? Everywhere yeah just Ronaldo stuff everywhere. First ever time I've flown with Isaac without Ariane okay which was weird. Why? All England side of it fine get to Portugal and they're like who's he?

44:53Bambino Becky:You're not allowed to go with your son? My passport's white and his is his actual surname Oh, they were like, is it your son? No, an art stepson. He went, have you got permission from the mum? And I went, Oh, no, she's already in Portugal. We're now coming to meet her here because she went like three days earlier for like the hen.

45:16JaackMaate:Yeah.

45:17Bambino Becky:And he was like, okay. And then I was like, I just didn't think about it. No, that moment. Cause it's the first form that had my name, his name and Ariane's name all on it. Right. So I showed him that and he was like, okay, it's fine. And then let me through.

45:34JaackMaate:Oh my God.

45:34Bambino Becky:I was like, Oh, I was probably like, he's thinking, um, did he have judge eyes? What did he ever judge? Yeah. I think they have to, it's the right thing. But then he also did let me through quite easily. But I guess you had an NHS form. Yeah. I could have faked that. Like to think of how I just went thinking.

45:51JaackMaate:He didn't properly read it. I could do this.

45:53Bambino Becky:Yeah. I just went like that and went, okay, that's fine.

45:55JaackMaate:Okay.

45:56Bambino Becky:you could have been trafficking kids I think that's why they're stopping you I think it helped that before I went through to see him Matt was in front of me and when they said what are you here for this is the man whose wedding you were going for yeah so my friend Matt was getting married and he was like I'm here to get married so then when he went through and the guy said to me what are you here for I went it's his wedding he's already gone through but I went oh the guy you just spoke to it's his wedding I could have just been behind heard that and gone that guy's wedding he never saw us communicating with each other you should have gone his wedding and I've brought him a little child sex slave

46:26JaackMaate:oh what

46:29Bambino Becky:my son sorry mate

46:31JaackMaate:I guess he's here oh god I'd shout myself

46:36Bambino Becky:I did worry a bit yeah

46:37JaackMaate:because airport staff can be scary America ones are bad aren't they

46:40Bambino Becky:yeah the issue no one said anything until I was in Portugal yeah no say something before then I'd already spoken to others why do you want that well why do you want more you've got shame shame sorry Because if I got to the gate there, like, sorry, you can't come through without proper proof, I could have then contacted Ariane and whatever. But by the time I'm in Portugal, if they're like, sorry, you have to go, and this kid's being taken away from you, that would have been a much worse situation. Portugal's where Maddy happened as well. Oh, yeah, they're extra careful. Yeah, they're going to be on their toes.

47:14Bambino Becky:Exactly. On their toes. Oh, I better be on their toes. That was right. You had a role at this wedding that I'd never heard before. So I was...

47:25JaackMaate:Sausage roll.

47:27Bambino Becky:He's heard that.

47:28JaackMaate:This is very sausage heavy.

47:30Bambino Becky:I like it. Yeah, so we flew over. I was one of two groomsmen. So it was me and then Matt's brother, who was the best man. From the groomed to the groomed.

47:40JaackMaate:To the groomed to the bride.

47:43Bambino Becky:He was making a nonce joke. Oh, okay. Sorry, I thought we were doing Hamilton. He was groomed. Oh, yes, yes, you were.

47:49JaackMaate:You just go, Hamilton? Hamilton anyway?

47:51Bambino Becky:So I was one of two groomsmen. And then I was also asked if I could MC. Not rap. Do you want me to rap? What do you say?

48:02JaackMaate:MC.

48:04Bambino Becky:Now then. I was asked to MC.

48:08JaackMaate:Now I know this audio listeners.

48:11Bambino Becky:When they first asked me, I said this during it so they know now. But when they first asked me, I was like, yeah, it's fine. I'll do whatever that is. They're like, I basically tell people where things are and whatnot. I was like, cool, yeah, it's fine, I'll do it. And then when I was with Matt, maybe about a month before the wedding, I was with him for my birthday and he was like, oh, Matt has got the list of MC duties. So John would just read through them with me now and I went, yeah, all right. And he showed me and I was like, all right. When I agreed, I thought it was going to be quite quick and easy.

48:41Bambino Becky:Let me read them out. Fucking hell. That's the list. Let's read them out. So you were expected. How much were you getting paid? Nothing. It's my friend's wedding. what did they pay me i paid really i had to fly over to port this wedding cost me more than my wedding did they not pay for your flights no fuck me people don't pay for flights for a destination wedding when you're grafting like this right so right listeners this is a moral dilemma should would you have paid for these flights right so stevie has to invite guests to be seated so this is wedding sit down boy imagine wedding's done yeah and this is there's a cocktail hour and then we're then about to go through for the meal announce bride and groom entrance fuck me that's quite important isn't it it comes to bride the no so wedding's done cocktail hour's done people have all spoken to matt and matt by this point and then they go through to be seated and they they've gone off to do some like um nice photos by the lake with the photographers so that's when we're getting everyone indoors yeah and i've probably got all their money they save from not paying me i've got a microphone i've got a microphone on the in front of like over 100 people that will on this thing yeah and i've got to be like that's more than

49:55JaackMaate:some happy microphone yeah because imagine you shouting in the corner right that's two of your

50:00Bambino Becky:things yeah then then you go to introduce yourself i wish i was there for that and how you know the couple so i've i've done the announcement for them to come in they're coming in from the door on the Are you putting on a voice? Well, so I'm going, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. Because they were like, you want to light them down. Sounds like he's on the dodgems, isn't it? Yeah. I was shitting myself for that. I'm going to ruin the day. So I've written out loads of little cue cards that I've had in my little jacket pocket. So I'll just pull them out and go, and I'd basically read it and go, okay, cool.

50:33Bambino Becky:Put it away. And I'm going to memorize it. I don't want to read it too much. and I must have written maybe about 12 separate cue cards for different things that I needed to do that like had things on when are you writing these the night before I need to know everything yeah night before because some of the things I needed to know the venue right like I because like it was like going to explain where the bar is a beautiful 1600 Victorian so when I'm announcing them in I'm here and they come in to a song and they're like everyone's like cheering them on and everything and whilst they're getting in and cheered on the DJ guy's like okay now you need to announce the restroom over in that corner So he's then taking me around, they're doing their intro and I'm going around the side.

51:09Bambino Becky:And then they sit down and everyone's like cheering them and stuff. And then it goes quiet. And then I'm now in another corner.

51:14JaackMaate:I'm going, I think I just said, me again.

51:19Bambino Becky:And then I had to announce who I am. So I said, I'm a groomsman. And I was like, you know what? It feels playful and fun. So I made a little dig at my old housemate, Tony. Yeah. And I said, I'm a groomsman, not quite the best man, but it does still make me a better man than people like Tony. and someone came up to me later and went what's Tony done to you? I was like no I'm just saying I'm better than every other man here other than the best man then I had to introduce myself which mainly I just said we like playing Rocket League together which went down a treat because there were Americans there, Canadians there and Portuguese people there some people can understand me and then the Americans are Canadians I said it's like car football but then I said car soccer so it's their day and you're explaining the rules of Rocket League Matt's going to fucking get on with that No Matt liked it Never Not on here does it say Explain the rules of a PlayStation 5

52:09JaackMaate:He's really gone all in Matt liked it

52:11Bambino Becky:Matt liked it And then I said Matt's found his perfect woman Mainly because she still lets us Play car football together That went down a tree Okay And she's happy then

52:19JaackMaate:Was there many people there?

52:21Bambino Becky:I think over 100

52:22JaackMaate:Oh I couldn't do it

52:23Bambino Becky:Let me rattle through these So we've done them three See that's scarier than the tour

52:26JaackMaate:I would say

52:26Bambino Becky:Yeah this was so much scarier Welcome guests on behalf of the couple Housekeeping items Bathroom and bar locations Bar is closed during dinner. Shuttle pick-up times, 1, 2, 3am. Welcome toast and bon appétit. So that was all one bit. So all of that was one bit. Imagine you. Bon appétit. That was all... No, I just went enjoy your face. That was all one bit. And then the next bits were like in between courses. Introduce speeches between courses. Then the names of everyone that was there. Announce the cake cutting in brackets outside. Tell people to gather around the dance floor for the first dance.

53:02Bambino Becky:after the first dance. Get people to gather on the dance floor for a big group photo. Breakdance, Stevie. What? I don't have to breakdance. DJ will then drop levels by Fiji to signify dance floor is open. I like it. It's what he says on the air. Yeah, so that was me. That was my way of knowing I can stop now. I'm done.

53:23JaackMaate:And you didn't get a quid. The minute you hit Fiji. It was an open bar.

53:27Bambino Becky:You're sorted. People kept coming up to me going, you're not drinking much. I can't until I feel like I've done this. I need to make sure I get everything. Really? I was so nervous I was going to fuck things up for them. So I was like, I had a couple just to like be looser with it. But then I was like, I'm going to be kept. But the people they invited were so good, especially the Americans. And as I was going after the first bit, when I went up to introduce Matt's brother for the best man speech, as I was walking over, the Americans started like banging a table going, Stevie, Stevie. And I was going, oh my God, what's happening?

53:59Bambino Becky:So I was like, I was getting that. And I was like, okay, I've got this now. It's fine. Do you think it went well? Yeah, I think so. Of course it did. I think I've got little videos of bits of it so I can show you afterwards. But yeah, it all went fine, I think.

54:11JaackMaate:I could not do that.

54:12Bambino Becky:I was panicked.

54:12JaackMaate:Nah, I couldn't do that. No, in a room like that with people you don't know. You love all this though, don't you?

54:16Bambino Becky:You did it at Isaac's school recently, didn't you? I did a talk at Isaac's school recently. I'm nervous for that as well because that was a couple hundred kids and that's like, they don't care. They did care because there's YouTube stuff but they didn't know who I was or anything. But yeah, it does make me nervous. I find what we do way easier. Did you have to also on top of all this write a speech then? No, no, no. The speech is best man. So my only bit, the only main chunk of thing was how I explained how I knew them both. And I wrote, I said like nice little bits when I was thanking like everyone on behalf of them.

54:46Bambino Becky:I said like nice bits, but I didn't do like that.

54:48JaackMaate:My thing there is, you know, when you've got to turn the microphone on and there's, oh, I don't know if the DJ would like give me a nod to be like, it's on.

54:56Bambino Becky:But there was one bit I went to talk and I just looked at him and went. everyone was like looking like waiting for me to talk and i went that's it you know like an artist gets annoyed on stage yeah it was more of that but yeah it was all fine there was a funny bit before the wedding um there's like a tradition where they got married there's this big lake there it's a lovely venue but i think like whenever people get married there the tradition is that all the um grooms party go and jump in the lake before and like have a like swim in the lake and stuff before the wedding yeah like the morning of so the wedding wasn't until like 4 p.m we had like we slept at the venue and stuff for two nights so we had like the whole

55:34JaackMaate:morning and we all jump in this water oh it's like quite a big lake it's quite nice it's like

55:40Bambino Becky:cold um no not at all which i was surprised by um it was nice it was lukewarm it was okay but i say about 10 of us ended up doing it um but isaac came down with me and he looked at him and went that's too dirty i'm not jumping and i was like you're like he loves me in the water so i was like just come in come in for a minute so isaac came in with me but it was way deeper than we realized when we got in you couldn't touch the bottom or anything so i was like holding him up and i was like they started swimming which must have been about 100 meters away to a like thing in the middle of the lake that what thing it was like a it was like a tower type thing that had a ladder on the side were you in a moat it was like a mini tower i'd say like

56:23JaackMaate:There was no legs, Stevie.

56:24Bambino Becky:It was like from water, say your feet were on the water, that it probably went up a little bit taller than you are. Right. And you climb up this ladder and then they'd all swam over to that whilst I was trying to help Isaac. And I'm doggy paddling to keep Isaac up and myself this whole time. And I look over and I see they've gone over to that. So I go to Isaac, I was like, there's no chance you're swimming over to that. So go back up the ladder. I get him up and they're all just going, come on, the camera people are all there to film with drones and stuff. And they're like, they're waiting for me.

56:49Bambino Becky:so i'm like you're 100 meters away i'm not i don't swim often but that's a long way to go and i just start swimming like proper going for it they watch they all swim over there quite gently like going backwards and like doggy paddling and stuff but because they were waiting for me i was going and by the time i got to the ladder i was like i'm gonna throw up this is awful i climbed up the ladder and they were just like are you all right you've like front crawled the whole thing and I was like, don't feel great. And I was like, well, we need to jump in. I was like, I will drown if I jump back in right now.

57:20Bambino Becky:I need to catch my breath. So I just lay on this thing and I'm laying there and Matt's like, shall I jump in alone for a second? And there's just these photos of everyone stood up on this thing and I'm just laying there on my hands. I can't do it. He's just a chill guy. But then eventually I'm like, okay, cool, let's go. We all jump off this like tower and then I swim gently back because I'm with everyone now. I don't need to rush. So I like swim backwards and I get back the other way and I'm fine. It's like, cool, don't do the stupid far swimming. But they then make us jump in again. We do all this.

57:51JaackMaate:God, it's like... That's a lot of effort, isn't it? It's for like, to get the right shots and stuff. I'd be invoicing, I would.

57:57Bambino Becky:We get the shot, like the camera shots and stuff. And then we get out and we have to walk back and go shower and whatnot. And I've cut all my heel in the water as well, which I didn't realise. So I didn't realise until I got out and someone was like, you're right. And it was just blood dripping down my heel. And I was like, I think I'm okay. And I go back to my room and I just go white. Like my whole side, just like, Ariane looked at me and she's like, are you all right? And I was like, no, I feel awful. I start profusely sweating and I'm shivering. I'm like this. You've had a snuff. Best sweating ever.

58:29Bambino Becky:I'm like this. I'm like, no, I'm not sure. I'm right. Shaken load, pouring sweat. And I'm just like, you're sweating now talking about it. I'm getting goosebumps. What the fuck is happening? I was like, I've never, Daniel Day-Lewis over it.

58:43JaackMaate:He's much bleeding as well. What's happening?

58:50Bambino Becky:i'm like i'm just like okay i'm not sure what's happened now i feel like i'm there i feel horrific this is more intense than my fucking cousin's wife booting a shark in the head i'm like pouring sweat and shiver and i'm like oh my god like the wedding's in an hour and a half what am i gonna do and then the door goes to our thing and next door to us is matt's brother the best man and it's his partner and she just goes dan feels really sick and i'm like what and then the other side of me was our friend tony who i used to live with as well and he was like i don't feel good so just out of nowhere three of us were like what the hell is wrong with us i don't know what happened but i then had like a i had a shower and stuff and like sorted myself out and then i just slowly started getting better but there was this half an hour window where three of us who jumped in the water were all just like, I feel like I can't do the rest of today.

59:46Bambino Becky:What could that be? Have you Googled it? I just didn't, once I had gone, I was all right. So you could have a really serious health condition now. Oh, it could be you just got a swallowed water. Yeah. When I jumped in from the tower, I forgot to hold my nose. And you know, when you jump in water and it goes up your nose and it hits your brain. That hurt. You don't have that before. When you go in water so fast and you forget the water shoots straight up and you just instantly get a bad headache in the back of the head. You can't get water in the brain though, can you? No, but like that's how it feels.

1:00:17Bambino Becky:You feel it go in and you can feel it in your sinuses and I just got an instant headache on the back of my head. So it was like, I did feel bad for a bit. But then I was all fine. I went, did those MC duties and stuff. Did you get back to normal? Yeah, yeah. I'd say about an hour later, I was perfect. Can I just find out what that could be? Because I am worried that you might have a condition. I was sweating all day though. My mate jumped, into a lake.

1:00:41JaackMaate:Yeah.

1:00:42Bambino Becky:And then started sweating and shaking. Sweating.

1:00:48JaackMaate:I think you might have had a...

1:00:48Bambino Becky:Sweating loads, but I was freezing cold, shivering. And feeling... The loggy. It's like feverish, but it was swamp fever. Lake fever. It wasn't a swamp. That'd be weird.

1:00:57JaackMaate:Swamp fever. Here they come. Oh, no.

1:01:03Bambino Becky:It said... Hepatitis B. You should definitely get checked out because it could be brain-eating amoeba. not the time now is it when was this god don't have a episode off this i made that up oh it says i did that to you it says um yeah i'd be gone yeah yeah if this started immediately or very soon after you jumped into a lake about 30 minutes cold water exposure is a strong possibility it wasn't cold it wasn't sudden immersion caused cold water shock uh so shall i say it wasn't cold no it wasn't cold it wasn't cold what are you going on about Cheers, though. I know what you're talking about. The lake wasn't cold.

1:01:40Bambino Becky:Brainy an amoeba. An infection is unlikely to make him ill within minutes. Possibilities include a vasovagal adrenaline reaction. Low blood sugar. Vasovagal. If he's completely normal now, I'd keep an eye on him. Get him hydrated and rested. It's not just happened. Yeah, but you didn't say that. He didn't say it was a week ago, did you? Also, how did his audition for Ron Weasley go in Harry Potter? So that was all of that. All went well. They said they were happy with the MC stuff and I didn't die from a brain-eating amoeba. What did you wear for the wedding? I just had to get the suit that me and Dan, his brother, had to wear the same one.

1:02:24Bambino Becky:It's like a journalist. It was like a sandy stone-coloured suit.

1:02:31JaackMaate:Sandy stone? Brown?

1:02:32Bambino Becky:I did the room we got ready in, because just us three got ready together in a room and it just had this huge glass window. And as I was trying to get ready, the sun was just, because it's in Portugal as well, the sun was just coming through it. I was trying to get ready and I'm just sweating. I'm going, I'm going to be gross. And when we were finished, I walked up and I saw Ariane and Isaac at their seats and I went over to them and I was like, how bad am I? And she just looked at me and went, you're covered in sweat. And I was like, I was just before the wedding. I was like, I'm doing this so they look better.

1:03:01Bambino Becky:so I'm dreading to see the actual photos because my hair I walked up and the wind just hit my hair and went into curtains straight away so I tried to push it and I was like my hair looks horrific it's bad the wedding photos for me bad good job it weren't your big day they can happily not post any of my photos but the day itself was lovely and I've realised I'm starting to feel emotions as I get older did you cry at the wedding? no I didn't but I don't often feel things. And Matt's vows were really nice. I've never really heard him speak like that before. He's always spoke nicely and stuff, but never like, vows are vows, aren't they?

1:03:44Bambino Becky:So it was quite, I felt like that was lovely. I felt something. I was like, oh my God. Famously said he felt nothing at Alfie's wedding.

1:03:52JaackMaate:All year old?

1:03:54Bambino Becky:As I get older, I'm now feeling things.

1:03:56JaackMaate:Oh dear.

1:03:57Bambino Becky:A year older. 12 months.

1:04:00JaackMaate:So I was like, that's lovely.

1:04:02Bambino Becky:And then, but it was more, I always feel a lot towards Isaac, but the reception, the party bit afterwards, I have never in my life seen him like that. He loves technology, loves gaming and tablet and stuff like that. And he doesn't really like speaking to other humans really. But he was in his element. When that boy's older, he's going to cause some trouble. I have honestly... Why is he talking about he's 60 years old or something? But he just didn't want to leave. He just wanted to keep dancing. It doesn't matter who he was with. I'd be away from that and I'd just look over and I'd see him and show you this video because I was just looking over going, this is not Isaac at all.

1:04:43Bambino Becky:It was just the best thing ever. He is going to love MDMA. Look at him.

1:04:50JaackMaate:Oh my God. He's already on it. Someone's giving him something for that. oh my god he is hands in the air oh my god honestly he's raving he just never wanted to

1:05:05Bambino Becky:leave i think he ended up going to bed just before 2 a.m fucking hell just living on the pop the zanac straight to bed honestly and he just kept going this is the best thing he's done this is the best thing ever so i was just i just keep looking over at him going oh my god that's just amazing that's so good absolutely loved it that is nice well done mate well thanks so yeah i would be asking for some money if anyone needs to hire me as an mc for

1:05:28JaackMaate:a wedding yeah i'd have free i'd let you mc my wedding yeah when you get married oh it's a while learning it how's the love life going oh well i've never heard someone not want to answer going from a lovely wedding to what a horrible way to spring that on it just then like every time I come on this podcast is something else.

1:05:53Bambino Becky:It's only been two weeks since your last game. No big love update?

1:05:57JaackMaate:I can't. I prefer to speak.

1:06:00Bambino Becky:Fair enough. I'm not very media trained. What about Robbie? Any more trips with Robbie?

1:06:05JaackMaate:Oh, I've got a story for you. From love to love. No, no, no. What about Robbie? You giving him a chance yet?

1:06:12Bambino Becky:He's got a Toby Carvery gold card now.

1:06:14JaackMaate:I saw this. Do you see? Oh, bless him. He was so happy, wasn't he? He did look like he was going to cry in that video. or knowing him acting yeah he's good actor so you'll enjoy this the other morning at

1:06:28Bambino Becky:7 30 a.m okay so robbie had been up for like four hours yeah i get this text from robbie

1:06:34JaackMaate:large paragraph good morning travel agent robbie here oh i was hung over probably still drunk is this something you'd already agreed to yes okay happy to go we're going to boston oh yeah yeah

1:06:46Bambino Becky:He's told us about this. Okay, fine. Fine.

1:06:50JaackMaate:So, you know, Robbie likes to make things cheaper, but therefore a little bit more difficult. Yeah, flying through Australia. And I put my foot down. My foot went firmly down, and it was so funny, because it was 7am.

1:07:03Bambino Becky:Is this your flat duck foot thing?

1:07:05JaackMaate:My duck foot?

1:07:06Bambino Becky:Didn't you get born with a foot the wrong way around?

1:07:08JaackMaate:Oh, my foot was the wrong way around, yeah. That one, yeah. It hit the floor. Granted, it wasn't as firm as it could be. Anyway, he said... Staying in the centre of Boston is expensive. I remember going, right. Here's an idea. If we stay in Quincy, which is... And then he was telling me about trains and how to get... Does it say how long?

1:07:28Bambino Becky:Does he say like...

1:07:31JaackMaate:To be fair, he said 15 minutes on the metro from North Quincy stitch. I don't know what's going on, basically. I'm thinking that's going to be a bit of trouble.

1:07:39Bambino Becky:Yeah.

1:07:39JaackMaate:So he's got links and everything. And I went, good morning. Very well executed message. how about this? And I just sent him an Airbnb in Boston. That was the same price. And I went, he went, hang on. I'm going to sit quietly and reflect that you're up at 8am on a Sunday, better organised and coming up with better ideas than me. I went, okay, so he booked that.

1:08:04Bambino Becky:Oh, so you are saying in Boston now? Yeah. Yeah, good.

1:08:06JaackMaate:And then he went, I hope Quincy has something awful happen to it while we're in Boston so you can further gloat.

1:08:11Bambino Becky:Oh.

1:08:12JaackMaate:No. I just went on Airbnb, first one that came up. I said, book that. Why is he bad at travel? I just think he's too good. Therefore he goes, oh, it couldn't possibly be an Airbnb. Right. He's like, let me be more clever than that.

1:08:25Bambino Becky:But there was one. Maybe he's trying not to come across weird to be like, look, we should stay in an Airbnb. Because an Airbnb is like, you've got the place together. Whereas hotels, you'll have just completely separate rooms in a building full of other people. So now you're the weird one. You've made it weird now. Yeah.

1:08:39JaackMaate:I'm the weird one.

1:08:40Bambino Becky:Send that to Bev.

1:08:42JaackMaate:I have a trek in one bedroom. Terrible. It's not true.

1:08:44Bambino Becky:Okay, the same price, one bedroom.

1:08:46JaackMaate:Oh, it's top and tail, don't worry. It's expensive.

1:08:47Bambino Becky:You're doing two rooms, Robbie and Nutter.

1:08:51JaackMaate:Robbie, look what you've done. Robbie just wants a double bed.

1:08:56Bambino Becky:Why are you going to Boston? You did tell us, but I can't remember.

1:08:59JaackMaate:Oh, we're doing videos. We're doing all sorts. Yeah.

1:09:01Bambino Becky:You can just answer that to anything.

1:09:03JaackMaate:Why are you doing that? We're doing videos.

1:09:04Bambino Becky:Yeah.

1:09:04JaackMaate:Doing videos. What's weird, though, is Niamh is flying out there on the same day. Same flight? Same flight. She's going to do something with NFL. Oh, wow. Used to do that, didn't I?

1:09:14Bambino Becky:Did they pin you off?

1:09:15JaackMaate:I think so. It's all right. But anyway, so we're going to go on the same way. I think so.

1:09:21Bambino Becky:Why don't you give them a call and cry to them? They might get you back. I just don't understand. Oh, that feels like a good place to end it. This has been good fun. It's zoomed by. It has. Absolutely zoomed by. I don't know how long our turn is it? Something like that. But we're going to do another one with you, aren't we? Yes. Straight away. Your mate's coming in. I've got friends now. There's a chance. she's locked we're filming this on a bank holiday there is a chance she's just locked outside the gate outside yeah we're gonna do a best friend quiz okay with you Ailish and Stevie and I and Stevie and I don't even know the questions oh do we not Fiona's written it that's gonna be so fun that'll be out what next week or something like that maybe don't know two weeks you'll hear it keep your ears close to the ground it'll be out before we stop putting episodes out yeah remember two weeks no ex

1:10:11JaackMaate:don't forget it

1:10:12Bambino Becky:this has been Jack Makes Happy Hour podcast with me, Jackmate, Stevie White and the brilliant Bambino Becky. Remember, stay away from them sausage dogs and sharks.

1:10:20JaackMaate:And don't be jumping in lakes.

1:10:21Bambino Becky:Yes, and getting a brain eating amoeba. But do make the wedding all about you. See you in a bit.

1:10:34JaackMaate:Come on!

1:10:40Bambino Becky:Jackmate's happy hour.