693 - Bambino Becky vs Ailish Morrison - The ULTIMATE Best Friend Quiz!

20:03What was the first thing you guys did together once you left Reading? We went to the Bricklayers in Shoreditch. We did. We love it there. You both just went. Pub, yeah. And then we just kept going for beers. And then we just kept. And now here we are.

20:18Bambino Becky:Yeah, I love it. Right, okay. So we've won. To reiterate what you said, if we lose this, we should never do a podcast together ever again. How long have you been friends? Over to you. Can't even get that one. First question. About 15 years. But we actually went to first school together. Prep school? Like year one, year reception to year three. Really? Yeah, we've got like an old, like, what's it called? Team photo. School photo. Team photo. Team photo. With us, with you, you've got all your little baby teeth and I've got my big ginger head. Oh, I'd love to imagine. Okay, that's stupid. We never spoke, though.

20:57Bambino Becky:And then on the pod. We didn't speak. Can we speak at that age? How old were we? You don't understand kids at all, do you? Year one to year three. So you're still like up to what, five years old or whatever? Six years old. Right, shall we do it then? I haven't got the questions. I've got the questions. We've not written the questions, obviously, because that would defeat the point of the quiz. I've never seen it. We've got quite a few, so we'll rattle through them. But Fiona has kindly written the questions because I didn't want to have any pre-reading of them. I like that. This is going to work on like an honesty basis, right?

21:27Bambino Becky:So you could obviously lie and just get the points, but fuck the points. We're doing it for the audio listeners to enjoy it more rather than writing out answers. Yeah, when you can't be bothered. And we love the audio listeners. So each question we answer about the other person and then the other person will tell us what the actual answer is, right? So we'll start nice and easy. When is their birthday? I'm not going to know that one. Fuck that. I didn't even know what Monday is. I was there. Full date and year, please, for a point. Bonus point for star sign. Do you want me to go first just to get it done?

22:03Jack's birthday is the 7th of March, 1993. Okay. January, February, March, April, May.

22:10Bambino Becky:What are you working out? How many months it was from mine to yours? Two, wasn't it? March, April. May. June. No, her birthday's in April. No, it's not. June. So what's happening now? You're answering for... Oh, she's already on. A full date for her. No, you do mine. Just give us a full date. You go. Do me. Your birthday is the 14th of March, 1998. Yes. Is it? It's actually... Is it? You're lying. It's not. It's the 11th. Oh, I'm happy with that. I'll take that. So what is the actual answer? 11th of March, 1998. That's all right. Wow. You can have a point for that. Can I? Yeah. Yeah, because that's quite good, I think.

22:51Bambino Becky:Jackie, what? You literally said you've got to get it all right. And what was your guess? I'm bad with, I've got like name and date blindness. Oh, just saying. Oh, right. June 27th. What year? 98. And your birthday is? April the 26th. Oh, April is after March. Oh, see? Let's trust him. Told you it was in April. And yours, Stevie, July the 11th, 1993. Yeah. It's because it's in his bloody name. Right, two points for us two. Yeah. And one point for those two. Right. I'm just going to write the number as I go rather than... Yep. Do we deserve a point then? Yeah, we gave you one. We'll give you one.

23:33If you were close. Anything with any more names and stuff, aren't we screwed?

23:36Bambino Becky:Okay, so we ask every single one of our guests which item they had put into the Happy Earl Hall of Fame. can be anything, but it's an item that means most to them in the world. What item would your mate put in the Hall of Fame? I think I know this. Straight in. Let me think about mine. God, this is tough. God, I really don't know about you. I think I can answer yours. Okay, yeah, I've got mine. You guys have gone quick with this. Go on. Your Elton John plate. God. It wasn't in my head. I could have just said yes to that. What was in your head? Kermit the Frog. But you sleep with that. Yes, I sleep with it every day.

24:17I don't want you to not sleep next to Kermit. Oh, okay. My room is a scary place, by the way. Hold on. What's the Elton John plate? It watches over me. She's got a plate on a stand and it's Elton John. And he looks great. Why? Just funny. I'm thinking more as well, like how you'd put it where you'd... That'd be easy to put up. You're thinking more of the physical location of the Hall of Fame

24:40Bambino Becky:rather than the question is basically what item means the most to you oh yeah i thought we're not actually going to take it off you are we well okay um kermit they would definitely have to be kermit should i go for your one yeah yours is and i don't know how to say it but i know big fucking piece of lego in the living room because that's the minister lift minister lift i've got the minister going at the moment what is that it's lego it's um it's where the gondorians live in Lord of the Rings. It's a huge castle built into white stone. Is this a Mandalorian thing? No, she just said it's Lord of the Rings.

25:15Bambino Becky:I don't know what that means. She's been sent this Lego. Mandalorian Star Wars. How much is it to buy? It's about 700 quid for Lego. Wow. 8 ,273. How far into it are you? I'm on bag six. Out of? There's could be a thousand bags. 20 bags per box and there's three boxes. Fucking hell. TikTok's going well then. Teen, yes. Well, I've happened to sneak in because we're building it it's me, Becky and Niamh so I'm having to sneak and build things behind backs Why? Because otherwise it's going to take too long They're not moving fast enough No, and I just find it I've got to say I don't enjoy Lego She just sits there and she throws pieces like this I'm not a Lego guy Why buy something that's broken?

25:56That's a fair point Because then you can build it Good point Is that the answer? She wouldn't want her Elton John plate in parts to then glue it together Yeah, fair

26:05Bambino Becky:Is that the correct answer? Probably not, is it? Not, is it? It's not, no. It would be my blankie. Oh, not the blankie. What's the blankie? That's my most prized. It looks like skin. It looks like flayed skin. Oh, God, yeah. Why have you got a skin blanket? I don't know. I just cuddle it. Can I explain what happened on the yacht quickly? Oh. No, I know. It's too soon. It's too soon. I'll tell them quickly. I won't look you in the eye. She took a snippet of her blankie so she didn't lose the whole thing when we went on a bloody boat trip. That's quite nice. And she left the snippet. That means you did the right thing though Doesn't that mean you did the right thing You took it so you didn't lose it Yeah and I lost it But you lost the small bit But the best bit, it was the softest bit Why would you take the best bit if you're worried about losing it I don't know You take the shit bit I was crying and she was like Let me ring up Yacht Week I was like if they're throwing out the bedding They're going to look at this square Of like rag and think it's for wiping the ship down Have you just got a hole in it now then There's holes all over the whole thing but it is it's my little bit of heaven tears in her eyes and she looked at me and went it's on its own it's on its own what's it from it's my dad's it's his like bed sheet that he uses to used to use to oil his bikes up he's still alive right oh yeah he's still alive what day so it is quite a gross thing it's gross yeah it's not nice I like it I hide it that's good but no points okay so zero points what's yours for me I think sausages Sausages.

27:34Bambino Becky:You put sausages in there, wouldn't you? In general. You would put sausages in there. I have said many times it would be. I was actually thinking nuggets, but I think I've got me wrong. I was actually thinking I've got me wrong. So, yeah, it would be. So, I think you can have that. It would be sausages. You talked about hot dogs earlier. Show me pictures of them. Yours would be... Oh, fuck knows, mate. Buzz balls. Buzz balls. No, I mean hooch. Super hooch. no is that the drink keyboard keyboards air transplants yeah they could go in there top lip you really want a top lip wouldn't put it in there then wouldn't I put it there what is yours top lip Isaac oh for fuck's sake throw him into the hall of fame right you couldn't see him then keep him get out keep him till he's 18 one point okay this is a good one this is a good one we're on three they're on one what is their exact McDonald's order what how did you get a point then because I got sorry sorry about it she gets a bit excited okay J-Ho J-Ho I'm gone we were saying in the car podcasts don't work really well when there's a dog in the background your dog just kept making noise now we've brought her in anyway it's not the dog it was me I'm not a dog she's literally going I don't know what came over me.

29:03I'm going to say yours.

29:04Bambino Becky:I think yours would be... Can't converse. Oh, you just said McDonald's. I didn't know what you said. Yours would be a large quarter pounder meal with a Coke Zero. Easy. Or a milkshake. Do you like a milkshake? Got it, got it. Yeah, go on. You're going to help me get my note. This is mental. Do you want to do yours? Sorry. Go on, do mine. Okay, well, it depends what mood you're in. Sometimes you'll do the chicken share box so you'll get the nuggets and the selects. Yeah. you're not a big fan of the fries so a lot of the time you'll avoid that you'll do maybe five chicken selects sometimes maybe nuggets as well as a separate what's your answer?

29:38and then let's go chicken share box you get the nuggets and the selects with a barbecue dip but you like the more expensive barbecue dip the circular one rather than the rectangular one and you switch your drinks you'll have a Coke Zero or sometimes a Tropicana

29:54Bambino Becky:little orange juice correct in the morning Tropicana yeah right two points for us what about you? kick us off so right that was very good what you've done there steve so i will say we've got a bit of an advantage in the fact that we drive here everywhere every week so we do go from a lot okay so you would have now listen to this you have a cheeseburger without the burger just a slice of cheese and the bun no way you're doing a bit no sandwich and it's just it's like it's rightfully true. Is that how you have to order it? Yeah. Right. So you just, do you actually order cheeseburger? There's no option for that.

30:34Without the pasty. Minus the meat. Okay. No pasty. They do veggie options. Yeah, I just don't really like them. Just like a cheese sandwich. Mental health. Chipotle. And then chips. Yeah. And then you'll have a Coke, I want to say.

30:50Bambino Becky:Full Coke? Diet. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Right. The thing is with Becky, She never orders the same thing twice. Ooh, a bit of fun. I do. Yeah. She's like, I know my order. I really do. This girl, come to Shake Shack or something and she'll buy a select box that's like a special thing. And there'll be like seven different burgers to try. Oh, I did that the other day. You've got to be careful on Deliveroo. I think you would favour a mozzarella stick over a chip, really. You like a big box of mozzarella sticks. I've never had a mozzarella stick. Yes, you have. Yes, you have. I can't believe this is happening.

31:26I'm walking out. That's your other girlfriend. What the hell? No. Yes, you did. I have chips. Yeah, but you like a mozzarella. Yeah, I enjoy one, but I would never order one.

31:35Bambino Becky:Dig your grave further. What else? What else can I say that's not true? I don't even know what the terms and conditions are with these meat burgers. Double pounder. Yes, quarter pounder. That'll do. Quarter pounder, but you only eat half of it. That's me on Saturday. Is that it? Half a pounder thing? Do you like quarter pounder? Yeah, quarter pounder. Quarter pounder. I can't have a point for the mozzarella. Full fat coke. You were halfway there, but the mozzarella stick's been so wrong. And with such confidence, which is amazing. I thought if I said it with confidence, you'd lie with me. I would never.

32:10That takes us up to 5-2. Oh no, I'm really bad at this.

32:14Bambino Becky:Okay, right. Are they a folder or a scruncher when it comes to toilet roll? What the fuck are they doing? I know this one. Why would we know this? Remember, Fiona wrote the questions. Fiona wrote the questions. What on earth? Go on, you guys go first. I definitely think you're a folder. Folder. Yeah. I've seen, because, okay, respectfully, your toilet, I walk past it. I leave the door open. I've seen things. And you're so polite with the fold as well. Are you back? I bless each day. Oh, you mean you leave the door open when you're weeing? Yeah, everything is. Extra. A bit of fun. So we're both folders.

32:46Both folders. Wow, they've doubled their points instantly with that. Well, yeah. You give off scrunch vibes.

32:54Bambino Becky:That is the worst thing anyone's ever said about me. I can't see what he means.

33:01I'm going to make you try this, but yeah, he's definitely a scruncher.

33:05Bambino Becky:Three times spreading last year. Are you doing scruncher? I'm assuming it's a fold, but I'm going to stick with scrunch. You're a scruncher. I'm a folder. Oh, my God. I'm a folder. Oh, my God. It's all to play for. Because scrunch can hurt. What the fuck are you using? Scrunch can hurt. We get the cheap paper. Why? You're a folder. I'm a folder. Oh, we're all folders. So one point, you fucked it. Okay. Basically, one of us is lying. Yeah. Like one in four. What, one in four scrunch? Is that a rule? Is that a well-known thing? For the audio listeners, Jack raised his eyebrows. Jack looked around in a concerning manner.

33:43Bambino Becky:What's the weirdest thing they genuinely believe? Fuck it. That's a hard question. Right, maybe we have a little cut here so we can have like... 20 seconds like cut this thing they think about yours genuinely believe oh i don't cut it actually just keep it in because i just remembered we're going to australia tomorrow and i'll add more work professional podding yeah we love it yeah okay uh i don't even know where i'd go with this okay what's like that you believe as in like gay what as like i sound like i said gay then like a gay no like flat earthing yeah something like that like conspiracy theories or just weird in general i've got one for you but i don't know if you'll say it for yourself i got so many think about weird things that you think yeah let's let's make it more like right let's rephrase it to be like if this person believes in a conspiracy theory what would be the closest one they believe oh right wait what does that mean which what's the conspiracy theory becky's most likely to believe Okay.

34:47Bambino Becky:Because if it was just like random things you believe, it'd be like that gay people should have rights and stuff like that. You're always against that, aren't you? Yeah, terrible for that. No, you just said I believe. No, you always said I believe. Yeah, I do. Sorry, that's weird to you, Jack. That's fine. I just think that's awful, mate. I reckon, I think there's a few of you. I think you struggle with anything science-based. So you probably wouldn't, I think you could be convinced out of the moon landing being real. Yeah, lost the point instantly. not real fully real no but i think you could be convinced no way no way and then i think 9-11 would be the other one yeah 9-11 would be the one where i'm kind of like was that an inside oh i believe it wasn't yeah normal but that's the one i could be okay yeah yours i reckon becky would be inclined to believe that like the royal family of lizards you know that one did you like amphibian things you like frogs and stuff i do i do i was leaning more towards aliens Well they are lizards from space Oh Can we give it a point?

35:48It is and Queen Liz is apparently a lizard alien I think that would be something you'd get into You discuss whether that's true or not Whether I get a point I just think more aliens vibes Yeah What about for Eilish? So mine for Eilish is not a conspiracy But you Always believe that the police are after you I do The door goes she's terrified I think the police are coming for me one day they're going to get me why? maybe they're coming

36:17Bambino Becky:just to give you your badge you made it you forgot this one of the reasons behind joining the police was because if I join them they can't help me yeah true I've always had it since I was little but what for? surely something triggered it I have no idea it's only when hungover as well you go Bec they're not going to get me are they? for what? you sat in a pub how do you get if you're like near police? I'll salute them Thank you for your stuff One point I think One point Stevie I think yours would be Lizzie I wouldn't know I think you're very rational You wouldn't really believe in it Have you got one in your head?

36:57Bambino Becky:Well how can I get a point then? You can't If you agree I guess If you just pick one in your head that you're closest to That's not a conspiracy It says unusual doesn't it Alright, we lose the point then. Yeah, because aliens would be my thing. Lizard aliens from our space. Okay. What is their biggest red flag? Oh, easy. Fucking hell. Straight in. Becky is a serial people pleaser. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Do you agree? Yes. Because I think... You get a point. I would say mine's texting. That was a strip. I would say that. You know you're losing the point. I know. I like it. The disgusting thing about us is we're honest.

37:46Right, okay, right, fine.

37:48Bambino Becky:Or Salish's red flag. Salish's biggest red flag is... Could you do yours and I'll come back? Yeah, that was very quick that you had mine. In what sense is she a people pleaser? Well, it's a red flag in the sense that she'll burn out really quick, like, or get into situations that she doesn't want to be in. Yeah, go into boss. I said to Jack earlier when I first saw they've already heard this from two weeks ago in an episode but when I saw Becky downstairs I was like how are you? And she went fine I was like I'm not going to ask and then she went it's just always something and I was like alright sorry sorry you're here There was something going on in there That's a red flag One day after another day Yeah you are right You So is this in terms of as a person or like relationship wise am I red flagging?

38:35What's a red flag in a relationship? Yeah He can't help but looking at massive boobs He loves it.

38:40Bambino Becky:She wasn't here for that recording, so that just sounds mental. Whose boobs? Anyone. They're big enough. I haven't got any. I'm safe. Mark safe. On the scrunch app.

38:56Oh, my God. The scrunch. Oh, God. The scrunch is coming. The scrunch is the best. Scrunch mate of 2026. That as well. Like scrunch and paper. Oh, go for it.

39:10Bambino Becky:You can have the point, Stevie, just because it ties into the last episode. Did we get the point for the red flag being the people-pleasing? No. I said no. No, you're not having it. Lock in. What the hell? Oh, yeah, and then yours, red flag in a relationship. Or as a person. I'm going to say it's the perfectionism. It's the competition element. Ariane might just want to play in the arcade. You're like, get more tickets, bitch.

39:43I was involved in Ariane, thank you. I would agree, but luckily Ariane's worse than me for getting tickets. She loves it.

39:50Bambino Becky:I'm not specifically talking tickets, mate. That's an example. I don't even like letting Isaac win at stuff, and he's 10. You're shit at this. Your red flag is you panic too much. I do panic. About everything. As in even texting a boy back, it's like, oh, my God, what am I going to say? Yeah. Which is fair. That's true. Yeah? Yeah. Okay, one point. There we go. One point. Right, we are flying. What's the scores on the scores so far? The scruncher and the panicker. Oh, it's close. It's closer than I thought. Nine, six. So you're only three behind. We need to get two right. Okay. To be one behind.

40:29No, we're two right. We're at two rounds. We're being humble.

40:33Bambino Becky:Okay. Oh, this one's going to require some thinking. what's the main thing that gives them the ick about the opposite sex? Oh. Right, can I preface this? Whatever I say, because she's a people pleaser, she'll override. So there could be anything. No, go on. I think I... We did an ick's episode with you, so we might actually remember some of your icks that you had. The short t-shirts and stuff. Yeah, don't give her the answers. Oh, I've got it. No, that's yours. I know. I've still got the complex. I've got a really baggy... They made me prank him last time.

41:10Bambino Becky:I can still see you I've still got an image of you Ben over the table The scruncher Put that as the poster for this episode The scruncher An Ailish in the corner Help me You can't stop it hurts it hurts she says that's mental for the audio I've been thinking about that forever forever okay where were we I can't this is why we don't get women on the pod and the term I can't look at him look at him look at him look at him fuck me right so what was the question the thing that gives what gives Ailish the ick about men oh there's so many things when they have white around their mouth yeah done okay I thought you went yeah Dan like you were just calling out one particular guy yeah Dan if you watch him if someone comes up to me in the pub I go you've got to stand around what's up from you say that sometimes what it's just saliva just dry yeah it's dry mouth isn't it dry mouth a lot of weed smokers have that okay yeah yeah Shout out dad I've never had the art of telling Jack hates seeing women in male dominated industries Fuck Do the serious one You said You'd get the ick If you saw Fiona Telling a lorry how to revert That was my one That was my one There was two Fiona telling a lorry she's got more room And when Fiona needs the volume turn down so she can reverse in the car.

43:05Bambino Becky:So you can see better. Turn that down, turn that down. You can see better. Yeah, they're the two. Okay, that was good. So that's one point. We've got a point. You got a point as well, didn't you? What's my... Ailish for Becky. Go on.

43:19Maybe someone falling over. Yeah, no, because you're like Jack. Like Johnny Rockets. Like Jack, the scrunch. I think if you saw someone stack it like that, you'd have a really hard time. but as a people pleaser I think you would overcome it I don't find anything funnier than a fall so yes I would say that one yeah like falling down the stairs or something yeah that's too much

43:42Bambino Becky:okay Stevie I would say when they have wet hair what absolutely grosses me out if Ariane like gets out of the shower or washes her hair or whatever if that hair touches me my skin crawls do you extension wet hair you know when you go to like a public pool and there's hair you can feel it wrapped around your feet if you're walking. What the fuck are you going to? I can understand the ick. What kind of pool are you going to if there's hair wrapping around your feet? Well, luckily, our pool's very clean. One hair around your toe or something. Two points for... I want to get one in your bum. Points for everyone.

44:18What?

44:19Bambino Becky:Did you just say... You must have had this. You said when you get long hair in your bum. You must have. Come on now. Have you not seen the thing where it's like, you might be in these DMs, but my hair's...

44:33What was that? Can you just finish the sentence? She says,

44:37Bambino Becky:she says that you might be in his DMs, but my hair's wrapped around his willy. You know what the heck is? I didn't come up with that. This is your first time on Happy Hour. No. You've got your hair wrapped around willies, your hair's up your bum. Yeah, but it's a lovely, when you pull it out, okay. What do you mean it's lovely when you pull it out? It's a lovely feet lit. It is a good feeling. It's a lovely feeling. Yeah. Right. What... Next question. Oh, this is funny. Right. What time do... What's their bedtime? What time do they wake up? You guys have an advantage here because you live together.

45:14Yeah. And we wake up together, go to sleep together. We make each other coffee in the morning. Okay, so you go to bed at, I would say, if it's like a weekday, go to bed 11 midnight. That's more like 1am I'm always haunting the flat You are haunting I just get her feet coming I just walk up and down I've got to walk the dog so I take her out at like half 12 You do, okay, and then you wake up at like 10 9 9, actually walk the dog, okay

45:44Bambino Becky:What's Becky's schedule? It could be anything honestly, she tends to go to bed if it's on a normal day I'd say around 11ish Goodnight, yes And then what time she gets up it's unknown because she works on my bed in the morning. Right. But she might emerge. Straight on the laptop. Yeah. I'd say around about 10. And I think you emerge into the front room around about 12 looking for food. Yes. Yeah. Hunting for snacks. Yeah. Right. That was really good, actually. I was midday was in my head, which is bad. I would say you wake up at seven. Yeah. And I would say you go. I don't know when you go to sleep, but you probably go to bed at about half 10.

46:19Yeah. Yeah. I sleep at like one. I wake up at seven. You take yourself off. I go up to bed. You get six hours a kip? Normally, that's my average rank, innit? I live with a 10-year-old, so I'm up in the mornings. Right, think about mine. Yours. Sorry, you're in your 10-year-old. She's trying so hard not to go. A noise. Yeah. I do.

46:46I think yours has got better in recent years. Yeah. But I still think you sleep after midnight. So let's go between one and two. I was going to say two and three before.

46:56Bambino Becky:Between one and two. Between one and two. But you're also way better at waking up now as well. Sometimes I get messages, where the fuck's he awake? I think football's helped you with that routine in the weekend. So I'd say you probably wake up between nine and 10 now. I wake up at half nine most days. Yeah, we have the same sleep. Quickly, can you get up this? Becky's been tracking her snoring. It's so bad. Did you hear it? Yeah, go on. The average user on SnorLab is about 25. What is it? The number, the score. He's 110. What? Can you play him? Of course I can. Can you do the Kilimanjaro we call it?

47:29It's the highest epic peak. So it's actually meant to, so this app basically, you know, you put it on, I got told I snored and I was like, I has no way I snow. Imagine me waking up to this. It says, there's a bar at the bottom that says quiet, light, loud, epic. It's all epic. Look at the graph. What, and it records a sound? Yes. Here we go. That's a nice one. there's one way she's like choking aww look at a piggy what's this one

48:03sounds like someone's being exercised exercised

48:07Bambino Becky:like a demon not just on a run that is horrific sounds like a tent opening you can get one of them little things you get a little sticker that opens up your nasal things I'm going to get sleep tape, but I worry that I'll just die. That you might die. Anyway, so that's three, two to us. We got two, they got one. So we're now four ahead. Okay, all right. What do they wear to sleep? Oh, butt naked. Yes. Or sometimes we call it Winnie the Pooh-ing, which is where you wear a T-shirt. I know all about that. Jack Winnie the Pooh. Jack loves Winnie the Pooh. Me Winnie the Pooh. I know all about that. I know all about that.

48:47Oh, I know she does that. You do a good impression of Winnie the Pooh. What? Do I? Yeah. Pooh. Just like the word Pooh in a Welsh actor. Pooh. What was he saying? Have you ever seen Winnie the Pooh before? You do. Yeah, you go like, hmm, oh. I don't mean to. There we are. Honey. James Bond.

49:14Bambino Becky:Honey. Honey.

49:20Bambino Becky:I've never heard anyone else do an impression of Winnie Bo. That was the worst one. Honey. Yeah. Okay. Fine. You got bored. I'm tired. Right. So that's a point. You sleep in these fucking pyjamas. You've had since we moved in lovely striped pyjamas. Point eight. Now this could be harder. They obviously live together. They're going to know. But we've spoken about you Winnie the Pooh and around the house, which is weird when it's a guy.

49:55Bambino Becky:oh that could be your outfit as the scruncher that's like i was the scruncher for halloween this year just covered in scrunched paper yeah right you are a nude sleeper yeah we've spoken when he first moved into his place he didn't get curtains for about a year. Yeah. Hello, world. Yeah. Hello, New York. Last night, so because we're going away, we've got new ring cameras and we've got a new cat. Yeah. So I've put them all around my house and I had to go and check on the cat last night. So I ran through, but I was just wearing nothing. And Fiona was looking at the ring camera and I picked the cat up.

50:37Bambino Becky:I was facing away from... Oh, no. The Yeti. Spotted. Because it's in black and white as well. They can see that they're walking. Eh, the scrunchie. Are you not scared of being naked around a cat? Nah. Sleep at you. There's nothing to go for. There's nothing to go for. Why are you telling him? Right. You must sleep. I reckon you're a boxer's guy. I am a boxer's guy. I can't sleep naked. I've got a 10-year-old in the house. Yeah, true. Oh, yeah, yeah. You don't sleep with your 10-year-old. I don't lock my doors Would you sleep naked if you were in a hotel room? Yeah Cheb's to the wind

51:22How many points did they get? We all get it Points all round Points all round If I was Irish, same points Points all round

51:32Bambino Becky:Who is their hall pass? God, I want to proper think about that It's going to be hard I could say something insane here. Your current. Well, I was not even sure if it was current anymore. I don't think mine's current. Oh, no. Really? Jack had... Are you thinking of who I'm thinking of? Oh. This would be good. Go on. I'm surrendering myself to this. Robbie Niles. What?

52:03What? What's just happened? What? Well, the audio listeners jack stood up. What? Many moons ago. What do you mean many moons ago? No, she said to me, right, she went, I love a man with a strong nose and a moustache. And I went, that's Robbie Knox. And she went, yeah. Oh, I had to lie face down for a while. Not anymore, I've got to know him.

52:33Bambino Becky:You've done a video of Robbie, haven't you? I've done a few. But we're not in a game anymore. She's just telling us. You didn't even guess, did you? That was my guess. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. No. I just was saying Robbie. I thought Becky was going to be good. I just admitted that. After Becky's just called Robbie Knox, book this Airbnb, Robbie One Room. That makes so much more sense. I was like, wow, big reaction from Jack. Keep the audience entertained. I like it. No for Ailish. Still weird. But I think it comes from Tom Selleck, you know, the actor. Was that the guy? You mean by Hall Pass? I know the name.

53:16Bambino Becky:Yeah. Yeah, he's an old 80s actor. Oh, is it? I thought you meant it. Yeah, I see. She likes an older man. I thought you meant Tom, the bloke from Harry Potter. The older I get, though, the less it's... Yeah. They're not really older men. They're more my age, aren't they? Yeah. Yeah. Weird. Yeah. Right. Okay, that's one point. Yeah. It's mine. Robin, I'm sorry. that's funny that that was so good I don't really see you spoon like spoon spiel I don't see you swoon for anyone online like they'd be YouTubers I reckon but I don't know about you obviously won that yeah anyone know any hall passers over there?

53:55Robbie Knox go again I can't think because I don't really ever say anything like that you had a little obsession with Sydney Sweeney for a bit

54:04Bambino Becky:Yeah, but that's funny for the part. That's just the scruncher. The scruncher talking. It's not Jack, it's the scruncher. I don't think I'll ever get this. Back in the day, you loved that girl from The Hustle, didn't you? The real hustle. Oh, yeah, that was my first foray into... Your awakening. Don't list loads. That's quite a good one, though. Just pick one. Who else do you like? That's quite good knowledge to know that. That is good. Yeah, you can have the point for that. I think you could. Yeah. And you did like Sydney Sweeney, didn't you? Yeah, yeah. Look at that video. Just keep showing.

54:39Yeah. Seen it. Dua Lipa? For me? Yeah. Oh, I thought you were just saying yours. No.

54:48Bambino Becky:Do you want to tell me who? Trying to think of... No. I can't think. That girl from that...

54:58Bambino Becky:She's a kid, but this is... What? No, no, no. LazyTown. I'm going to who is his birth I've changed it a bit oh you're saying Lizzie Choir no no it's that film where she breaks her arm and then dies or some shit the bridge to Terabithia yeah the bridge to Terabithia when I was younger I really fancied her that's a canon of this Dove Cameron no Sophia Anna Sophia Alice Bexter she's 60 62 I guess I can't have the point no you can't right sorry you've got to do Becky's yep Noah Khan Oh yes, good, very good There we go, you get it No, I had two in my head Him or David Dobrik I think he's wonderful Well, actually I don't know He got cancelled, so maybe not He smiles like this Let's go for Who's the biggest baby when they're ill Do you say it the same time?

55:56Yeah Three, two, one Three, two It's you two say it at the same time. No, we can't. Older it. You two first, then us. Three, two, one. Becky. Apart from truck festival, I was close to going to hospital after that on the well. It was so bad. You just left. Yeah, I was laying on the cold floor, like literally convulsing. I was sat on the well. It's bad. Yeah, that was an awful illness.

56:20Bambino Becky:Becky overall. Yeah, because I just, I locked myself away, didn't I? Yeah, but you don't moan about it. Baby, you should call me. Okay, us, ready? Three, two, one. Me. Yeah. Aw. Yeah. I am a... Do you get it? It snifles a lot. I don't get ill that often. It's a snifles. You get weird illnesses. You do. What? Her toe fell off for one bit, didn't it? What did your toe fell off? My toe. I can't feel my big toe. It's gone. What's still now? No, completely. So we were having a bit of fun in the pub the other day and it was stamping on my toe and I couldn't feel it. That's been going on for a while now.

56:54Why is that fun?

56:55Bambino Becky:We were having fun, everyone was stamping on my toe. Yeah. If you nip your toner You can't feel it There's nothing there Why? When? I don't know When did you realise You couldn't feel your toner? A couple months ago She came into the room She went I know And I went what? She was like I've got a degenerative disease In my head now I've got a treatment And my toner's not working I googled it And apparently It's something No Why don't you speak to the doctors? Yeah go to the doctors We need to register We're not even registered Jax scared Right So I can't remember both got points okay cool right lovely my doll what app do they spend the most amount of time on snore lamp no I'm gonna say that yours will be TikTok no it's Instagram oh those reels see me coming on my reels I'll spend a whole day scrolling on my hangover we had an argument the other day didn't we we did and we sent each other the same reel which was like this AI thing being like are you mad at me?

58:00We didn't speak for like two days and I had all these memes I was like oh she's busy working I just had them that was good

58:06Bambino Becky:right what's the other other way around? Yours would be Instagram yeah Instagram Instagram yours would be I don't know if it counts as an app but I'm gonna go Netflix ah that's good that's probably correct yeah anything I'm doing at home I'll just have it on whilst I'm doing stuff yours would be porn hub there's an app for that let me just download wait for the little circle it'll take me longer to download than it would watch yours would be YouTube correct mate two points please mate did we all just get it right well apart from me oh yeah I don't want to be pulling the wall over at people's eyes what would their mastermind specialist subject be easy Go on then.

58:56Bambino Becky:Wow. Oh, wait, there's two. I don't have much dimension and depth to my soul, so it's only one thing that it could ever be. Two things. I'm going to say Lord of the Rings. Yeah. Or Doctor Who, but Lord of the Rings probably. Would you go Lord of the Rings over Doctor Who? I would, yeah. Why did you stop your way and just say, look, you were going to say it wrong? I don't know. I've never seen it. Never seen any Doctor Who ever? I've not seen a second of it, no. Fiona likes it or liked it. Yeah. What happened? She's gone. Okay, that's one point. Lord of the Rings, one point. I want to say like early 2000s YouTubers.

59:35I'd say YouTuber Taylor Swift. Yeah.

59:37Bambino Becky:What would she say? In my head, I thought you were going to say Taylor Swift. Was it Tanya and Jim Chapman you had an obsession with? Tanya, where's the hound? What's that mean? They had a breakup and then the dog went missing. Did they find it? Apparently now it's in a different home, so it's fine. What, they lost their dog and then suddenly it was just in a different house? No, they had a breakup online and the dog had just disappeared off the internet. It was found. But for the point's sake, you made YouTube, right? It would be YouTube, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good acting. Okay.

1:00:10Bambino Becky:Two points. Oh, it's corrupt, it's corrupt. Do you remember the YouTube era when it was the Marina Joyce era? Oh, it was the best, wasn't it? Did you ever meet her? I did, yes. Went to that Summer in the City with her. What was she like? She was, yeah, she was definitely... And a bit odd. Something missing. But like, not missing, but she was having a, you know, she was glazed over, but she was lovely. Fair enough. She was dancing like this. It echoes when it blinks, you know. Yeah. I think people say that about me, to be fair. I don't know what yours would be. What are you a specialist in? I think I've got two.

1:00:42Bambino Becky:I'm going to go for... I think the only... What would you know most about? Maybe... West Ham... premiere ship era like something west ham based in it i was gonna say west ham 2010s yeah so i'm going before what it is because premiere like barclays west ham correct correct yours would be hammers yours would be the tv series dexter oh i got it wrong in the issue is i loved it but i've not seen it for so long right I'd do quite bad at it. What would it be then? It would just be whatever I'm currently watching. You can't do that. You can't mastermind. What did you pick him up with that? The Apprentice was on The Apprentice last night.

1:01:32No.

1:01:32Bambino Becky:Who went out? The Stenders episode. No, because this is what Maisie said to us. Because she said she just, you pick something that's got a short shelf life and you can just binge watch it. Oh, I'd go The Office then. Two seasons of The UK Office. So I love Dexter, but right now I've got none of that MA. Right, okay. In my head at the moment, it would be more like... Invincible. Okay, don't know what that is. Animated series. No points then, because mine wouldn't be West Ham then, it would be The Office. That means they're only two behind. Yeah, yeah. They're two behind. They're only two points behind now.

1:02:07Bambino Becky:Okay, right, let's do three more. Three more, okay. What's their spirit animal? Oh, oh, we know this. Yeah, Izzy, frog. Hang on, yes, frog. and yours is a... It's the animal that they go through the bins. Raccoon? Raccoon. Yeah. Okay, two points. It's actually the group chat picture, isn't it? So they've just drawn with two more to go, but we can pull back into the lead. Let me think what I'd be quickly. I'm sure I spoke about this before. He's a deer. Is it what you want to be or is it what you represent most is the question. It's what I represent most, I think. Okay. I've got mine in my head for you like a

1:02:54like a cat of some sort nah what do you think you are?

1:03:00Bambino Becky:I was going to say like a meerkat it is a cat in a way it's not in the cat family wait I said a cat with a K you think it would be a meerkat chat? no just something a little bit but you're so busy Hansy stop doing that someone a little bit in I don't know, I'd be sat a bit scatty, I think. What would it be? For you knowing me most, what would I be? It's a T. She said, oh yeah, straight away. Oh yeah, it's this. Oh, 100%. It's the T. It's harsh. Go on, what would I be? You would be a bear. That's exactly what I was thinking. No, it wasn't. It was. People you sell as a bear in the gay clubs. Yeah.

1:03:39Yeah. Crazy times out there.

1:03:42Bambino Becky:One point in the lead with two questions to go. A bear in the gay club. All to play for. I'm getting all compared to him. No, you didn't mean that, did you? No, it was wrong. Not even gay. Why in the gay clubs? Fun. I lived with a gay guy. I was in a gay club the other day. He was king of gays. Oh, king of the gays. He was like head of the gay LGBT. Oh, he ruled the gay. He asked us to call him king of the gay. He'd whistle in the little king of the pipe. That's why we're in gay rights, Jack. Sorry, I weren't listening. I was just going through these questions. You get used to that. You get used to it.

1:04:13One second. I don't know what you're saying.

1:04:14Bambino Becky:What's the most stupid purchase they've ever made? I don't really spend money, do I? I know mine. You are very good at not spending money. Okay, I've got both mine ready. Yeah. Teeth. God, I'm fit. Do you see, on your part, it was, oh, you're basically a girl. Here, my teeth. Special girl. No, because that's wrong. Can you call me a special girl once? You've gone into it a bit silly. You've not got what you thought you were getting. Like, that's a stupid purchase. I asked for this. Really? Do you know what I actually did do? when I went in I might have told you before but when I went in to see the guy who I'm not really looking at you who made them I might have food in them but I said to the guy I said can you not make them too big like I don't want them to be ridiculous like Rylands and he went oh well when we made Rylands and I was oh my god it's the same guy so I reckon when I left he's gone make them fucking yeah that's bad no that wouldn't be what do you think it is Range Rover that would have been my second one yeah any idea for me for you I don't know if you would say it was stupid but I remember you buying like an expensive guitar you've played once yeah really I spent like 800 quid on a guitar and I've played it about three times ever in about four or five years just chase a mirage each time the thing is you've got so much crap like no like you just have random items for random things but yes hoarders buried alive yeah I mean it looks cool it's like a museum it is You've got a Verstappen full cutout.

1:05:44Bambino Becky:Yeah, that's Lizzie's. The only thing I can think of is the orange carpet from Sheen. What? But I think it's nice. The staple of my bedroom. No, that's the only thing I've seen you purchase and unload. It's beautiful. It is. What's a Sheen carpet like? It looks like hot dog sauce. It wasn't from Sheen, was it not? It was from Etsy. Oh, sorry. That's fine. Is it the right orange carpet? It's like this and it goes up the corridor. It's like a snake. I have to show you when I let me know if you think it's horrible because I see this every day is it more of a rock than a carpet I like it I haven't seen you buy anything it's so random the stuff that she gets what was in your head for your most ridiculous purchase anything I've bought for people back in the day maybe ah fair guitar no account tickets rent

1:06:43what would you say for Ailish yours would be you always always I know the body wash that came in a pack of do you know the one that makes you tingle yeah she bought one right didn't realise she's bought a fucking box like this and they were the biggest ones as well so everyone's everyone's everyone's getting it's quite useful yeah we all had one and we could probably have by another 10 more.

1:07:07Bambino Becky:Did that come to your mind or not? I didn't come to your mind. No. What did? I couldn't think of anything. Okay. Yeah. Nothing. You don't spend money. No. This is the rug. You can't really see it there. You spent£700 on Lego. Oh, I like that. It's good, isn't it? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's disco chic, isn't it? And then the rug goes further. Disco chic. Yeah, it's groovy. It's like Austin Powers. So that's not in your room? Yeah. That's my room. Your room's long? Yeah, it's got those long rooms. It's a little apartment. Yeah. close the door and yeah one point and two points yeah so you know i got wrong one and one one and one oh so it's all down to this we're one point ahead okay right it's all down to this all to play for it's all to play for we'll go back to the worst of the trailer don't have to do it don't have to do it you have to do it you do okay right what would right psychosis what would be the thing that they are the closest to being the best at in the world.

1:08:07You know mine. Come on. You tell me all the time. You've seen it.

1:08:13Bambino Becky:God, this is hard. And it's tense. What's the best I made it even harder? Wait, look at me in the eyes. I can't. The best at in the world. Can I go logistically? Can I speak pure logic? All right. Because I'd say... I'm still thinking, though. Okay. Still thinking. him what about your own yeah i have no idea what mine would be oh i looked you in the eyes then can i i'm gonna make a jump go on would you who's starting yeah you can go let me think of uh

1:08:49okay right go on then is it cooking yes i love cooking yes i'm the chef flat yeah

1:09:00Bambino Becky:The flat. I'm the chef flat. Weird name. I won't go for that. The sconcher and the chef flat. Yeah, chef flat. Chef flat. The flatest chef in the world. I have an equaliser. Do you see the lasagna I made the other day? Oh, it was. I didn't. I'm the best chef in the world. Really? I mean it. I'll have to cook you something next time. I'd love to get to bring it in. She's generally incredible. I'm not even just saying that. Okay, what about Eilish? Was she the best out in the world? Well, well, well. Eilish. Where to start? Obvious. Yeah. What? I think it's obvious. Yeah. Oh, movie knowledge, Lord of the Rings knowledge.

1:09:36Yeah, obviously. Oh, I was going to say Keira Knightley. I was going to say that. Because you actually could be that.

1:09:41Bambino Becky:You know you actually could be that. So you're both wrong. No, we got it. Because I was thinking. Yeah, fair enough. No, no. Oh, were you? Yeah. Oh, okay. Out of any of our answers, that's going to be the closest to actually being done. The thing is, you see past that. It's not like Jeremy Vine, where she sits there. and goes, that's all she can do. He can't see parts, but you do nothing else.

1:10:06So obvious. Logic-wise, the answer would be podcasting. Right. Because in terms of the whole world, you're fairly high up compared to how many podcasts there are. Right. Yeah. Obviously, you're still hundreds down, but nothing else, you're only going to be a few hundred down on.

1:10:23Bambino Becky:Yeah. Is that what you're going for? Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. Imagine that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've got the best podcast as well. That's an equaliser. So I need... You get this. If we win, if not, we need to go to a tiebreaker. But also, I'll be honest now, I don't have an answer in my head. You don't. What the fuck can I do? Oh, come on now. It's worth not best in the world at... You make me laugh. You make me laugh. It's all right. Oh, no. Lovely boy. It's all of a twist to see. It's good. He doesn't make me cry. What do I know? He doesn't make me cry. What are we going to say?

1:10:58Bambino Becky:What were you going to say? Best in the world. Come on now. I've got one. I've got one. I haven't. What I like to do, I like to be able to do a lot of things, averagely. Oh, Jack of all traits, none of one. Yeah, that's my issue. I like being able to do a little bit of everything. Good. I'm like that though. But then I don't think I'm particularly above, oh no, I do have an answer actually. I have the actual answer here. So if you don't say it, it's going to be so annoying. I've got my answer. Okay, right. I'm going to give you a clue of what. Look away. Look away. Oh, yes, of course. What is your answer?

1:11:41No, wait, you've got to tell him.

1:11:42Bambino Becky:No, because I've just told Becky. My logic answer would be Rocket League. No, making your eyes squeak. Yeah, that is quite good.

1:11:54It's good, isn't it? That's not normal. You shouldn't do that. I used to be an optician. I used to work in opticians and I went to one of the optometrists and said, what's this all about? And she just went, just don't do it. Can you just pack that in? Fair enough. But even though I'm not that good at rock and roll, because I'm like champ three to champ two, champ three, that's like top five or top six percent.

1:12:16Bambino Becky:Yeah, but no one else can do that weird shit. Other people can do that. Right, so that means we finish on a draw, but we have a tiebreaker question. Okay. So there has to be a winner here, right? Tiebreaker. Now, for this... we should say them at the same time before i read the question we have to nominate who's gonna answer about the other one okay um i think you should answer no because if it's dates or anything i'm out who knows the other person the most would you say uh who do you want to what do you want to do i'm going to nominate you to speak not because i think i think i definitely love you more than you love me but we need to say as well before we know the question I think I should answer because I struggle to find my own answer for myself yeah that's what I was thinking for me so this is to the closest minute can you name the other person's daily screen time oh good good so I answer I'll get my screen time up Aylish you get yours up what do I do don't show me that Just swipe down search screen time.

1:13:22I don't even know what an average one is. No. Shall I go?

1:13:27Bambino Becky:Yeah, so you have a big number at the top. We're not going to change any of the metrics. It's just daily average time spent on the phone. But I'll tell you now. You need to go like, how long is this average? Because it won't be today's, obviously. Oh, it will be. That's what I mean, we don't want today's. You need to go average over. I'm going to go to the last week. Could you find it for me? Yeah. Oh, I'm allowed to see. I'm closing my eyes. Oh, no, because I want the surprise if she gets it closed for us. Surprise, surprise. Mine's going to be, I've had a hangover weekend, so mine's going to be really high.

1:13:58Don't give a click. Oh, sorry. But this is over the week, isn't it?

1:14:02Bambino Becky:Did you not do it? Well, you're allowed to look because this is Ailish's one. But look, it doesn't come up when you click on it straight away. Mine just comes up with a number. I don't know if you've been tracking yours or not. Probably not. No. I probably, if it was an option to do, I probably said no. Right. Yeah. You don't want to know. Maybe Becky should do it anyway. Maybe we'll just have to do it the other way. Yeah. Go on, you get yours up. Let's go on my side. Yeah, yours just says limit usage. Hey, and look, we said at the start of the show, you're my A-list, so Becky should have her A-list.

1:14:29Bambino Becky:Okay, there we go. Okay, right, there we go. Thank you. Who wants to go first? You can go first. What is my screen time, Stevie? On average of a week. Yeah, in a day. Per day, over a week. I'm going to go nine hours, 41 minutes. nine hours for a whole week for a day per day per day but it's taken over a week yeah yeah thank you what are you trying to find out maths you know realistically there's only about 16 hours in the day yeah minus her sleep so you're saying mine is nine hours 41 did i say yeah yeah 41 i'm gonna say oh i'm gonna say you're higher than that yeah like maybe nine ten hours ten I'll do ten you're gonna ten on the nose yeah ten on the nose okay nine hours 41 so you said nine hours 41 my daily screen time is seven hours 45 wow so two hours off just two hours off and Becky your daily screen time seven hours 17 we got it stupid podcast stupid come on Ailish we're going mate we're off alright bye good to have him here there we go this has been Jack Mates Happy Hour podcast with Ailish Becky me and Stevie I think there's only one way to finish here and lightly can't do it scooch scooch scooch scooch scooch scooch now you've been here with the scruncher thanks for coming on guys thank you for having us happy

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