In short
Jimmy Carr does crowdwork in Salt Lake City, joking with Mormon audience members about “soaking” (a sex loophole described as stillness/no thrusting), Utah culture, and heckling. He also riffs on Prince Andrew, comedy ethics (“edgy but funny”), drugs, relationships (including a throuple), and time-travel hypotheticals involving Hitler.
Guests/backgrounds
Multiple audience hecklers and volunteers. One Mormon man/friend discusses soaking; others include a “white hat” heckler who talks over Carr; a couple in a long-term throuple (14 years married, plus a third partner for 5 years); and a “throuple intern” joke character.
Key claims
Soaking is “not a sin if you’re not moving”; Prince Andrew’s “job was doing fuck all”; edgy jokes need “juice” and intent; God wouldn’t be “fooled” by the loophole.
Notable examples
Prince Andrew “stepped back from royal duties”; “BYU students do it”; “DMT… see God’s face”; “warn Hitler”/make his father infertile time-travel scenario.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOExploring Soaking in Utah
0:45 to 3:54
Jimmy discusses the concept of soaking with the audience.
“It's great because often on tour, it is very difficult when you're travelling to a different city every day, it's very difficult to visit the culturally significant places.”
Jimmy's Take on Prince Andrew
3:54 to 6:32
Jimmy shares his humorous perspective on Prince Andrew's current situation.
“Because where I'm from, when you say, oh, we're going to have some friends over...”
On Edgy Comedy and Personal Growth
6:32 to 8:50
Jimmy talks about the boundaries of comedy and his career aspirations.
“I genuinely, I feel really sorry for Prince Andrew, because his job was being Prince Andrew.”
Audience Interaction and Personal Stories
8:50 to 10:59
Jimmy engages with the audience, sharing jokes and personal anecdotes.
“I'm trying to get better on my instrument.”
Audience Interaction and Personal Stories
11:27 to 11:39
Jimmy engages with the audience, sharing jokes and personal anecdotes.
Final Audience Q&A and Jokes
11:39 to 14:01
Jimmy wraps up with a final round of audience questions and jokes.
“Yeah, but he's got us all interested now.”
Heckling and Crowd Interaction
14:01 to 16:48
Jimmy Carr engages with audience hecklers in a lively manner.
“There's tampons in the men's bathroom down there.”
Controversial Hypotheticals
16:48 to 20:16
Discussion on time travel and historical hypotheticals involving Hitler.
“Basically, the intern who started sleeping with management from your Utah throuple intern.”
Closing Remarks and Upcoming Shows
21:49 to 22:31
Jimmy Carr encourages listeners to attend his live shows.
“And if you think that completely free video was funny, then just imagine how hilarious the stuff is I actually charge for.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00This episode is brought to you by ChatGPT. Hey, it's Bill Simmons from the Bill Simmons Podcast. Have you guys heard about ChatGPT work? It's the new way to use ChatGPT for bigger multi-step projects. And when you need more than just answers, give ChatGPT work access to your apps and files, and it can create real work documents like spreadsheets, slides, and structured reports. Get started at ChatGPT.com by selecting work mode available on Plus and Pro plans. Hello, I'm Jimmy Carr and this is Crowdwork, this time from Salt Lake City and I talked to some Mormons about soaking, which is, well, it's...
0:40It's probably best if you just have a listen. What do you think of Utah? What, sorry? What do I think of Utah? Oh, when this place is finished.
0:51It's gonna be incredible.
0:55I'll be honest with you, um, it's... It's great because often on tour, it is very difficult when you're travelling to a different city every day, it's very difficult to visit the culturally significant places. But Salt Lake City's made that easy.
1:14By kindly not fucking having any.
1:25No, I'm fucking loving it here. I've got Mormon friends so it meant a lot to come here and I was telling my friends I was coming here and they were like oh fucking hell that's cool it's cool for me because I've only ever heard about it it's a beautiful city, well done you it's gorgeous, I'm loving it and so fucking friendly but then it's fucking full of Mormons who's in the Church of the Latter Day Saints who's very good to have you here fucking tremendous
2:00the nicest you're in Utah do you know what soaking is here
2:18what is what's what's soaking shh shh shh what's soaking
2:28you just lay there what sorry the man and the woman they just the man enters and then you just lay there soaking have you reverse engineered tantric sex
2:55I don't want to disparage Mormon men, but you literal lazy fuckers.
3:12What, what, so there's no shh shh shh shh shh. So there's no thrusting, he just, you enter and then stillness. It's a loophole.
3:26Don't call it her loophole.
3:33What, sorry?
3:37Friends will jump on the bed.
3:48I'm moving to Utah. This is fucking excellent. This is...
3:58Because where I'm from, when you say, oh, we're going to have some friends over... ..drinks and something to eat. But here, in Salt Lake City... Oh, hey, great. Oh, you brought a bottle of wine. That's lovely. I'm just going to put this in her. And then if you could jump on the bed until... ..until I come, that'd be great.
4:20I would say until she comes, but, you know, there's a movie later.
4:27And that's called soaking, is it? Okay.
4:38What, sorry? BYU students do it. It's not a sin if you're not moving.
4:48It's not a sin if you're not moving. And do you think... I mean, I know Mormons are famous for being willing to believe other stuff, but do you think God is...
5:03Do you honestly... I've got a Mormon friend here, I ask, do you genuinely think God is up there going, oh, they've got me. Oh. I didn't... I didn't think of that. I said if you move, but then he hasn't moved, so... Fuck!
5:28You think genuinely you fucked God on the small print?
5:37Well, God bless you.
5:42Fascinating, you're fucking great.
5:47My best divorce joke. Okay, Gru from Despicable B's mom.
5:59Why do you think he left me? I've still got it, yes.
6:14Does being on Kill Tony make me feel better about my masculinity? Shh, well, don't say that. Tony could be here.
6:25No, I think we're okay. What's your take on Prince Andrew? What's my take on Prince Andrew? I think it's, well, obviously he's stepped back from royal duties now to spend more time with the kids.
6:43I genuinely, I feel really sorry for Prince Andrew, because his job was being Prince Andrew. His job was doing fuck all. And they've let him go. How does he explain that to people? What do you do, mate? Well, I used to do fuck all, but they let me go, so now I do nothing.
7:12Did I go on what? Did I go on the No Kings protest? I think that would be a little bit hypocritical from a man from Britain.
7:25If there'd been a No Kings apart from Charles, I would been fucking bang up for it. Is there any topic you won't kind of joke about? No. But I would say the juice has to be worth the squeeze. If you're going to talk about something super fucking edgy, it best be funny because funny gets you forgiven for a lot. But I think intent counts for a lot as well. It's not like you. Sometimes I get a laugh and then after that laugh, they'll be like a, that's fine. If you get kind of a gasp first and then a laugh, no. So you've got to be careful with these things. But no, I'm pretty fucking irresponsible.
8:13On the whole.
8:17My career dream for the next 20 years? Christ, you're planning ahead. I don't know, I think you can want more without hating where you are. I'm like, I'm very happy with the way things have worked out. But, you know, I'm trying to get better at this. And it's like with comedy, it's not about repetition. It's not about how many shows you do. It's about iteration, changing little things every time. And then you kind of get gradually a bit better at it. I look back at stuff I did years ago and go, I could do it better now. So just trying to get better. Really, I'm trying to be a journeyman, really.
8:52I'm trying to get better on my instrument. That's all it is.
9:04Who's your favourite James Bond? Who's your favourite James Bond? You're fucking terrific. You sound like the sheriff in Live and Let Die. Fucking great. I would go Daniel Craig. I would go, I don't think it's been... The annoying thing about Daniel Craig is he's on my school run. So when I drop the kids off at school, doesn't matter how cool I think I am. Fucking bonds there.
9:40What's the name? Drug of choice. DMT. Don't fuck around. If you're going to do drugs, see God's face.
9:53It was like looking in a mirror.
10:00Genuine blasphemy. I get a full Brazilian every month or two, but I'm not getting everything I need out of my husband, Jake. Should I cultivate a full bush until he appreciated how good he has it with me, Sarah Flanagan? I'm guessing this isn't from Sarah Flanagan. This is possibly from Jake complaining, this has already happened. Jake, Sarah, where's Sarah? Hi. And how's... I think you should leave it. If you're not getting what you want from your husband, leave it. Leave it like seaweed at low tide.
10:45He'll find a way. Was this from you or someone else? It was Mike. It was Mike your what? My friend Mike. Your friend, Mike. This episode is brought to you by ChatGPT. Hey, it's Bill Simmons from the Bill Simmons Podcast. Have you guys heard about ChatGPT work? It's the new way to use ChatGPT for bigger multi-step projects. And when you need more than just answers, give ChatGPT work access to your apps and files, and it can create real work documents like spreadsheets, slides, and structured reports. Get started at ChatGPT.com by selecting work mode available on Plus and Pro Plans.
11:39Yeah, but he's got us all interested now. What is going on downstairs?
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11:47You just, have you whipped it all off? Have you gone with the landing strip? What have you? I love hikes in nature. He just said he loves hikes in nature.
12:01I mean I appreciate that's you. Yeah. It sounds like it might look like a badger that's been hit with a shotgun.
12:18We'll leave that. Alright, what else we got? You have arrived at the perfect time. Come on in. Who the fuck are these people? What the fuck is this? What time do you call this? Come on in. We've all just said a little bit about what Jesus means to us. Please.
12:47where how come you sound like what happened it's her birthday happy birthday so you were fucking her, will you? Okay.
13:03No.
13:11Why are these seats so small? You need to eat less and move more.
13:24Sorry if that's come as a shock, fatty, but you're... These seats are the right size, and you're not
13:40fry sauce have I tried fry sauce for chips fry sauce for chip sauce for fries what chips
13:56the fuck are you talking about
14:01I now I've not tried what what is in this fry sauce sir ketchup and mayonnaise and you think you invented that do you that's adorable I guess you don't travel a lot so all I would say is and I'm just going on what I can see here but you're eating too much of it
14:26What were you saying? What were you saying? There was... There's tampons in the men's bathroom down there. Well, what bloody cunt's going to use them? LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER APPLAUSE APPLAUSE Oh!
14:51Dye in the white hat. Dye in the white hat. Hey, if you talk, I can hear. So don't talk. Unless it's one of the bits where you're joining in. You can talk heckle or sit quietly and laugh, but you can't just chat. Okay. It's alright.
15:20I've just got a white cap, white cap guy, white cap guy. You've had a little bit of cocaine.
15:31You genuinely need to shut the fuck up.
15:37Yeah, you did, man. It's fine, it's absolutely fine. I don't mind you're having a lovely evening, but you have to stop talking. I don't know if I could be any clearer than that. Next time you're going to go. Is that okay? It's all right.
15:59We're in the modern restroom. What does your cock smell like? What does my cock smell like? Your mum.
16:10I mean, you keep setting them up, I'll keep knocking them over. That was, I mean, what else could I have said in that scenario? Your dad?
16:23Christ. Are you, guy in the white hat, are you still chatting? I think... I think I said you could fuck off next time you were talking, right? What have I done exactly? Gone. Yeah? both of them
16:49and the girl yeah sorry that's fine look we've all everything there's no need for everyone has had a bit too much to drink at some point okay oh probably not yeah
17:09That's why you guys live, what, between seven and ten years longer? I fucking Googled you.
17:16I'm the third in a throuple. They've been married 14 years. I've been with them five. Basically, the intern who started sleeping with management from your Utah throuple intern. Where's the intern in a throuple? Hi. Hello, the throuple. So what are we? Are we two girls and a boy? two boys and a girl two boys and a girl yeah I can see her that's a two-man job
17:53fuck how much how much do you have to would you have to love wrestling as a kid before you're fucking a girl and you think I wish I could tap a friend in now
18:10So you've been together 14 years, and what, so nine years in, you went, ah.
18:20What, sorry? You saw a therapist, and he said, maybe someone else should fuck her. And you went, I'm not leaving. And she went, oh, I guess. I mean, I'm impressed by you, madam. I can't even do that thing where you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time. I can't even do that. Never mind your fucking...
18:51Must be like spinning plates at your house. You're an inspiration.
19:06Good luck. What would you do if you traveled back in time when Hitler was a baby?
19:15Warn him.
19:22What? You can't... Has anyone read... Stephen Fry is a friend of mine. He wrote a brilliant book about this. Has anyone read the book? He wrote an amazing book about how someone goes back in time and what they do is they they make Hitler's father infertile see I mean don't kill a baby go back a bit further and they make Hitler's father infertile and then what happens there's no Hitler but it's about what's contingent and what's convergent because what happens is a more capable man who wasn't mad took over the Nazi Party after the humiliation of World War one and that peace treaty that we kind of fucked them on.
20:05And then he's much more efficient and he takes over the world. So just be real careful with time machines.
20:16I would take back a DeLorean and just fuck everything up.
20:22Hitler gets given... Hitler is judged harshly by Hitler, but he did, hear me out, he did kill Hitler.
20:35You know, they say people get more right-wing as they get older. It's a good thing Hitler died when he did.
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