American Hecklers Outrageous Cartoon Character Question! - Palm Springs, California

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0:44If you had to fuck a cartoon character, who would it be? P.S. I have dibs on Betty Rubble. OK. This is an excellent... Whose question is this?

1:03Hello? So you've got Betty Rubble. Have you given this quite a lot of thought? It feels like that's a fair amount of thought's gone into that. And when I say thought, I mean... Flintstones meet the Flint...

1:19It's a slightly weird thing to be into. What are we thinking? Who's the highest cartoon character? Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny. Jessica Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit? No, I think Lois. Lois Griffin, right? Lois Griffin, I'd ruin that.

1:40Poison Ivy! What's that? Poison Ivy! Poison Ivy? Is that a... There's a nerd that's ruined it. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure Poison Ivy is, but we've definitely... That strikes me as you live in a basement. I'll be up in a minute, Mum. Just looking at my Poison Ivy comics. What do you think about Elizabeth Hurley? What do I think about Elizabeth Hurley?

2:18Well, my... I had not an incident with Elizabeth Hurley, but this relates to... It was like... I think it was probably about five years ago, and Elizabeth Hurley had turned, I think, 60. No, maybe it was 55. She turned 55 and there was a whole thing on her in the paper. And my girlfriend was looking at it and she said, I hope I look that good when I'm 55. And I said, you don't look that good now.

2:50Cover your ears, you're very upset. Does anyone here work as a first responder? Anyone? Uh... One over... We've got one. I was going to say we're in trouble. What do you do, sir? What do you do? Shit, uh... You're not in trouble? What the fuck is going on with that? What do you do? Dollar General Physician's Assistant. You're a what, sorry? Dollar General... I'm a Cheap Physician's Assistant. You're a Cheap Physician's Assistant? Yes. You are not a first responder. It's great there's an educational quality to the show The fuck are you talking about?

3:33Quick, she's collapsed Get me a cheap doctor's assistant

3:42I need someone to book her an appointment That she will probably not turn up to

3:49First responder It's a long story, which is clearly fucking bullshit. Yes. What do you think of long-distance relationships? What do I think about long-distance relationships? Well, you're not that far away. We could fuck.

4:09I've never had an... This is like Romeo and Juliet. How far away are we talking? Whereabouts is your other half? Minnesota. Minnesota. Well, I've been to Minnesota, and I've spent a little bit of time here. Get him to move. It's nice here. It's warm. Everyone's very friendly. Fucking get involved. Minnesota, fuck that. Fuck winter, right? Sorry, I should explain what winter is for the locals. Never fucking experienced it, have you? You get snow on the top of a mountain, you just stay down here. Fine. Who and Anya? When was the last time you were in a devil's triangle? When was the last time I was in a devil's triangle?

5:02I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What is a devil's triangle? Two guys and a woman. Two guys and a woman. And they're fucking her at the same time. And they're fucking her at the same time. and somehow there's a... What? Ooh. This woman wants there to be more than two guys. She's very disappointed. How many did you want? Opinion on pilots. What do you mean? Pilots, your opinion. My opinion on pilots? Good. I mean, excellent. I fly around a lot they seem to be fucking good at it I don't know, what's the alternative? we just fucking I mean the automated cars are freaking me out enough an automated plane I think, eh, that's not great what, are you a pilot?

6:06yeah, so your basic inquiry is why aren't there more jokes about me? who are you a pilot for, sir? I'm a pilot Chevy is called the heartbeat of America for a reason. With SUVs made to move with your rhythm. The versatile Equinox tackles your entire day. The spacious Traverse fits your crew and your whole weekend. And tracks bring style with value you can count on. All infused with tech that has your back. So your drive always hits the right chord. Chevrolet. Together let's drive. You're a flight instructor. You're telling other people how to fly planes. What's that mean? We both are. You both are.

6:52You're both flight instructors. Okay, well, this is lovely. Because often, we only hear stories... I'm presuming you met at work, did you? Yeah. Yeah. So we often hear stories, and we read about stories, we see them on TV, about sexual harassment in the workplace that's gone badly. But this guy was in the cockpit.

7:15And she liked it. Sorry, madam, we've just given your vagina a nickname.

7:24What? Is it a black box, or... Is it a landing strip?

7:37Just a runway. This is perfect. So many airplane vagina jokes. Who knew? Ha! Ha! Exits are here and here.

7:57Oh. Take off your shoes before sliding in. First night out in a long time without five kids, Ben and Carly Anderson. Where's Ben and Carly? Where are you? With five kids. Five? Jesus! Carly! What's the matter with anal?

8:24Once in a while. Five, so what's the mix? What have you got? Five. You could have one of each these days.

8:3619 to two. You look very young to have a 19-year-old, if you don't mind me saying, madam. I'm 40. You're 40. You don't look 40. You, on the other hand, look broken. I imagine you are 40, but fucking look at the mileage on it. Christ. What do you do for a living, sir? I'm retired. You're retired? You've got five kids! One of them's only two. You're not retired, you're unemployed. Get back to work.

9:09I'm not saying you're... Do you have the phrase punching here? For someone that's punching above their weight, if a guy's partner is more attractive than he is, we might say he's punching. Because reaching... OK. What's your name, sir? Ben. Yeah, sorry, Ben. Ben, she's a different species to you. All right, Carly? Daddy issues much? You haven't seen this. Hm? Well, I hope you're having a fun out. Are you going to work on number six on the way home? She's saying no. He's going, yeah. Good on you, Ben. All right. Jimmy, my home burned down in the Palisades fire, and you are the only one that kept me laughing and my head high the last few months.

10:00Today is my 40th birthday. So happy to finally see you live tonight, Jeremy. Where are you, Jeremy? Where's Jeremy? Where's Jeremy? Let's find Jeremy. Where are you, mate? Your house burnt down? Oh, my God. I mean, my heart goes out here, my friend. What a terrible thing to fucking happen. Yeah, I would imagine that is incredibly difficult. But you're all right. And that's all that matters, my friend. You forgot your hard drive, but you got out with a dog. That is a very good callback.

10:42Christ, I forgot I did a joke about the house burning down earlier. Fuck. And so are you going to move back there? Are you going to rebuild? Because I know a lot of people weren't insured. The insurance didn't cover it. Were you all right? I'm all right. You're okay. I'm so thrilled you're here. I'm so thrilled that maybe for an hour and a half, or however long this has been, maybe you could think about something else. But it's that thing, when something like that happens, that's when you fucking need it. I really appreciate it. Thanks for sending the message, man. I really appreciate it. Hope it all works out.

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