In short
Jimmy Carr Crowdwork in Canberra, Australia, featuring a young heckler whose girlfriend has selective mutism; the comedian escalates with crude “coming out” jokes and insults, then pivots through rapid-fire audience questions about sexuality, politics, sports, and offensive humor.
Key claims
the heckler’s “spice things up” plan is framed as confronting his sexuality; William is portrayed as closeted/anonymous; “cool” is described as studied indifference; and “bungee jumpers/poofters” are linked via the idea that if the rubber breaks, “they’re both in the shit.”
Notable examples
William’s mum is said to sell dildos; a Morrissey/Smiths reference is made; kangaroo and meat-pie jokes; Pauline Hanson is compared to “Australia’s Donald Trump”; a women-in-sport question leads to rugby league banter; bukkake and tandem-bike heckling.
Guests
William (heckler), his girlfriend (selective mutism, mostly referenced), William’s mum (mentioned), Chloe (uni student training to be a teacher), and additional audience members including “Ivan” (a named heckler).
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Chapters
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0:42 to 4:38
Jimmy responds to a heckler about his girlfriend with selective mutism.
“My girlfriend has selective mutism, how can I spice things up?”
Discussion on Australian Culture
4:38 to 6:46
Jimmy jokes about Australian culture, including kangaroos and meat pies.
“You don't want people to know who you are.”
Politics and Representation
6:46 to 11:12
A humorous take on Australian politics and societal issues.
“You ever had a kangaroo sneak up on you?”
Bungee Jumpers and Humor
11:12 to 14:00
Jimmy connects the themes of bungee jumping and humor in a comedic bit.
“and they never speak in their own authentic voice.”
Humorous Audience Interactions
14:00 to 17:44
Jimmy Carr engages with the audience, sharing jokes and funny anecdotes.
“Well, I wouldn't have a second date with her.”
Humorous Audience Interactions
18:27 to 18:54
Jimmy Carr engages with the audience, sharing jokes and funny anecdotes.
“Your sleep, your privacy, the way every room looks and feels.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Hey Chicago, class it up with Crocs. You know back to school is coming in fast. So why wait to find your new fave footwear? Step into a local Crocs store and step into your new look. Try it. Style it. Make it yours. Because the right pair doesn't just show up, it shows off. First day fits, handled. Walk out ready for whatever's next. Visit your nearest Crocs store today. Hello and welcome to Jimmy Carr Crowdwork. This is me in Canberra and a young man heckles about his girlfriend with selective mutism and yeah it doesn't go well for him. Enjoy. My girlfriend has selective mutism, how can I spice things up?
0:46Your girlfriend has selective mutism, how do you spice things up? Well, first things First my friend you have to confront the fact you are gay
1:02I've known you for 10 seconds and the gay dolls in the red You say your girlfriend has selective mutism. Yeah, I
1:18Think she doesn't want to say Women are very agreeable. Catch your dick, my friend, you're gonna be fine.
1:31What a way to find out.
1:36What a great coming out story you're gonna have. What's that, mate? No, I was at a Jimmy Carr show. Yeah, I was talking about my girlfriend, I was dating some... And then, yeah. He knew before I did. Weird.
1:59My advice to you is don't neglect the balls.
2:08What's your name, mate? William. OK. Just the fact that he went, William. William.
2:20Who are you here with, William? Your mum, yeah.
2:31Oh, nothing but net.
2:38Mum knows.
2:42Mum just went, yeah. Hi mate, do your thing.
2:55Yes. She sells dildos. She sells dildos. Okay. You know sometimes, madam, some of your stock goes missing.
3:13I think I might have found the culprit. William, you can go and fuck yourself. But then give it a rinse and put it back.
3:31I don't fucking know, go with God. What do you do, William? You're fascinating. What do you do?
3:41You're trying to grow your YouTube channel Okay, well fucking tremendous. I think that's a great thing to do especially if you live, you know, you're living in Canberra There's a big TV industry here. That's fucking television Everything is television now think about it. Tik Tok is television Facebook is television. It's not social media It's fucking television. You're not watching stuff made by your friends. You're watching stuff made by people you don't know You're doing the thing. I love that man. Good luck. What's the YouTube channel about? At the moment just sort of like gaming videos, but I'm planning on branching out to basically whatever I feel like.
4:15Yeah.
4:26He just went stick to retail.
4:31That guy is fucking closeted.
4:37It's very nice to meet you. Very best of luck with the... What's the YouTube channel called?
4:45Duncan73.
4:53But your name is William.
4:59You don't want people to know who you are. You want to be anonymous. You want to lead a normal life. Okay.
5:16He's adorable. Absolutely adorable. This poor woman. Your poor girlfriend. Where is she tonight? Probably getting fucked by a real man.
5:37As opposed to William thumbing in a softy. I'm sorry, love, it normally doesn't happen to me. I've been under so much pressure at work.
5:51Alright, any other... Sorry, I've outed... What's the... I think William.
6:02William, William, it was really nothing. Are you familiar with the Smiths? There's a song about you.
6:19Yeah, you can find it on YouTube. You can find it on YouTube, yeah. How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say, Oh, would you like to marry me? And if you like, you could buy the ring. Sorry. Sometimes I sing a bit of Morrissey halfway through a gig. Fuck it. Have you experienced a kangaroo sneaking up on me?
6:46You've got a lot of kangaroos. I'm sorry. I get it. You're Australian. but this feels too much. You ever had a kangaroo sneak up on you? Wait a second, madam. Is there a kangaroo?
7:09You fucking bullshitter, I was nervous there. Do you like meat pies? Meat pies? Meat pies. Do I like meat pies? Sir, I don't want to talk about my relationship with your mother.
7:30I wouldn't call it her meat pie. It's more like a drop lasagna.
7:42What about Pauline Hanson?
7:48Pauline Hanson. Go on, give me a little brief summary. Who's Pauline Hanson? What's her? She's the... She's the right-wing politician, is she? Is she sort of that...? She's Australia's Donald Trump? OK. She's what?
8:13She's a racist wranger.
8:18I'm not.
8:22I'm not from round here, but Ranga sounds racist to me. It's one of those... I'll be very nervous about using that. She's a racist politician. Well, good. Good. There's a lot of fucking racist Australians. They deserve representation.
8:50Any other questions? Women in sport. Yeah. I'm a huge fan. Do you know, in the UK last year, the goal of the year was scored by a woman. Which, yeah. Well, it sounds impressive, and then you find out the goalie was a woman too.
9:17Are you sporty? Yeah, what do you play? Rugby league. That's a nice way to tell your mum, isn't it?
9:32That's nicer than just sort of arriving home one evening and going, yeah, I've grown the fucking bush out.
9:42Rugby league, that's fucking, yeah, well, good luck. You stay safe.
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9:50You look very diminutive to be playing rugby league. What are you? The ball.
9:58What position? What's the name? Winger.
10:05You couldn't have said hooker? You know you're at a comedy show. We're talking about women in rugby league. You couldn't fucking meet me halfway? Come down there.
10:20Hang on, let me just check in.
10:28She's fit, isn't she, William? Eh? There's a bit of locker room talk here between me and my boy, William.
10:38William just went, yeah.
10:45What else have we got? What's the most offensive joke? What do you learn from writing a book?
10:55What did I learn from writing a book? Well, I think it's a privilege to have that kind of time on your hands to be able to write a book. I think it's still the greatest way to order your thoughts is to get them down on paper. and a lot of people, this is the tragedy of the world, a lot of people live and die and they never speak in their own authentic voice. And I get to. It's a privilege.
11:22I say that, I mean, sometimes my authentic voice is saying, William Bender, but even so. Jimmy, you said bungee jumpers. Why are poofers and bungee jumpers in the same predicament? OK. LAUGHTER
11:43Something about bungee jumpers, and I think, did you say... Poof-ters? A term I've not heard... ..in quite a while. You've dusted off poof-ters there.
12:01It's like, chick with a dick, it's like, oh! It's a little bit of nostalgia. Oh, yeah! Yeah, I remember them. Uh, so, so bungee jumpers and poofters, what about it? Why are they in the same predicament? Why are they in the same predicament? Because if the rubber breaks, they're both in shit.
12:27Because if the rubber... Hey Chicago, class it up with Crocs. You know back to school is coming in fast. So why wait to find your new fave footwear? Step into a local croc store and step into your new look. Try it. Style it. Make it yours. Because the right pair doesn't just show up. It shows off. First day fits, handled. Walk out ready for whatever's next. Visit your nearest croc store today. If the rubber breaks, they're both in the shit. Okay.
13:09Well, I think we're agreed. I'll handle the jokes. They're good. They're good. Good effort.
13:21What's my favourite porn hub category? What's my favourite porn hub category? I'm glad you've asked. It's actually homosexual bungee jumpers.
13:39jumps off the top of a cliff dick out, the other guy's waiting he just pops it in and back out again
13:51it's really about the anticipation I'm watching thinking if the rubber breaks this guy's in the shit
14:10Well, I wouldn't have a second date with her.
14:23What's your name, madam? Your clone. What did you do, Chloe? You're at uni for teaching. Of course, you fucking are. That's why everyone's at uni.
14:49To become a teacher... Yes, I know. I was just doing a little funny joke.
15:01It's your own time you're wasting, Chloe.
15:09Jimmy, can you please settle a family debate? What is your honest opinion of people who ride tandem bicycles? Wankers, am I right? My parents, please embarrass them. Jill and Gary.
15:30Jill, Gareth, where are you?
15:35Alright, guys? Yeah. You're cool. And do you know how I know you're cool? You can give a fuck what people think about you. You're out there having fun. Fucking great. I love that. What's cool? Cool is the... It's studied indifference to the vagaries of fate. That's what it is, right? That's what cool is. You just fucking... Great. Fucking you do you. You enjoy yourselves. Fucking lovely. Your kid's a dick.
16:19Maybe a little bit less time on the tandem bike and some more time with some discipline at home.
16:27Ah! Good on ya. Hey Jimmy, my wife didn't know what bukkake was, and I had to explain it to her. She now thinks I'm a dirty, filthy pig. Thoughts on how I can get back in her good books? Ivan. Uh, where are you, my friend? Hi? Is she here? Yep! And who else are you here with, love? What's that? What's that? And you didn't know what bukkake was?
17:05You just didn't know the term, did you, love?
17:13Is someone explaining it? Someone has literally just explained it to Chloe.
17:21You know, Chloe, sometimes when some of the guys... Leave you looking like a plasterer's radio. There's a name for that, they call it Bukake.
17:36What did you learn at uni today?
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