In short
Jimmy Carr does crowdwork in Ljubljana, Slovenia, targeting a disruptive heckler and then moving through rapid-fire audience Q&A. He also riffs on politics/culture (White House, Trump), relationships, parenting, self-confidence, and drinks, with frequent explicit jokes.
Guests
No named guests. The “guests” are audience members he singles out during crowdwork, including: a chatty heckler who gets told to leave; a man joking about dental work/root canal; a couple/partner referenced as “Polly”; and multiple other audience volunteers answering questions (e.g., about kids, life lessons, BDSM fantasies, and dating).
Key claims
He says disruptive heckling will be managed by security/kicking out; he frames Trump as a “TV host turned powerful man”; he argues self-help boils down to “Prioritize later”; he claims real self-confidence comes from “irrefutable proof.”
Notable examples
He compares the heckler’s look to a “face on a thumb”; he asks about “Nazi jokes” and “White House yesterday”; he tells a “cheat code” story about not having kids until mid-40s; he discusses rakia and old-fashioned/prohibition cocktails; he ends with a plug for ChatGPT Work.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOEngaging with the Heckler
0:45 to 2:24
Jimmy interacts humorously with a disruptively chatty heckler in the audience.
“I don't know what that means Just three letters Oh, okay.”
Observations on Audience Dynamics
2:24 to 4:59
Jimmy makes observations about the audience and comments on their appearances and behavior.
“Okay, you look as if your head's on upside down, motherfucker.”
Reflections on Parenthood
4:59 to 8:07
Jimmy shares his thoughts on parenthood and the choices surrounding having children.
“Have you just realised you're not on a date?”
Life Lessons and Priorities
8:07 to 9:48
Jimmy discusses life lessons and the importance of prioritizing for a better future.
“and went, oh, I'm sitting at a bullshit low-stakes table.”
Quotes and Inspirations
9:48 to 10:40
Jimmy shares a quote about self-confidence and underscores its importance.
“The one that I like, my favorite quote at the moment is that, you know Alex Hormosey?”
Family Dynamics in Relationships
10:40 to 11:28
Jimmy explores family dynamics and the challenges faced when marrying into a family.
“You'd expect the families to be happy when they heard the news.”
Comedic Exchanges and Celebrity Insights
11:53 to 14:00
Jimmy engages the audience with humorous banter and discusses celebrity influences.
“I mean, it's not like you're marrying him.”
Heckling and Birthday Greetings
14:00 to 15:00
Jimmy engages with the audience, including a birthday shout-out.
“Sounds like her fucking name Where's devil?”
Exploring Awkward Questions
15:00 to 18:22
Jimmy addresses a provocative question about friendships and humor.
“That's the submission and the dominance?”
Disruptive Audience Member
18:22 to 20:59
Jimmy handles an overly disruptive audience member with humor and grace.
“There'll be single ladies in here, we'll find you someone else to fuck.”
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Local Drinks and Humor
20:59 to 22:41
Discussion about local drinks leads to humorous anecdotes.
“We're going to have him beaten and raped outside.”
Jimmy's Experience with Jim Carrey
22:41 to 24:19
Jimmy shares a memorable encounter with comedian Jim Carrey.
“Penicillin is a fucking drink you people What's right do I have another show after this one?”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:26Hello, I'm Jimmy Carr. Welcome to Jimmy Carr Crowdwork. I'm Jimmy Carr and this is me doing crowd work. This is this is a disruptive heckler from Slovenia March 2025. Hope you think it's funny. You seem quite chatty down there. Hey, dude, dude guy with a bit
0:50You're quite chatty. I don't know what that means Just three letters Oh, okay. Don't say Ray... Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. I could imagine there being a problem with you. I've got you at a 10. Let's have you at a 7. Keep a little bit quiet. Otherwise, I have to kick you out. And I imagine you could probably take our security.
1:25So it'll be amusing, but only for me. Shouldn't you be fucking invading Congress on January 6th? What the fucking... What the fuck... What the fuck... What the fuck... What the fuck... What the fuck... What is... Is there a motorcycle gang down the front? Have you got a tattooed face? Or is you just... What's going on there? Is there... I'm just dirty. You're just dirty? Okay.
1:59I mean, I can see one, well, I'm looking at one man, but I can see two disappointed parents.
2:07I blame the alcohol. Not what you've had today, what your mother was drinking when pregnant with you.
2:23Are you in show business, Joe? No, no, this guy. Are you in show business? You're not. Feet off the fucking stage then.
2:41Okay, you look as if your head's on upside down, motherfucker. It's just... It's just weird. It looks like someone's drawn a face on a thumb and then dropped it on a barber's floor. It's a fucking weird look. I feel like there's like five people in the front row that look as if they're only here as an alibi for a crime that's currently taking place.
3:07What the fuck is going on? You need to... Yeah? But... All right. What the fuck is going on there? Any other questions? Not from you people. Do I have a Nazi joke? Yeah, do I... Do I have a Nazi joke? Yeah, I just called him a cunt.
3:35How did you like the comedy in the White House yesterday? I'm just...
3:44Are you having dental treatment... ...at the gig? I'm just... Are you getting... Well, I'd love to see the show, but I've got to get this root canal done. Doctor, can you come with me, please? How did I... How did you like the White House? Oh, the White House yesterday. Yeah, fuck me. But Donald Trump, for me, I know a lot of people think ill of him, but for me, Donald Trump is my spirit animal. I'll tell you why. I look at Donald Trump and I see a TV host who became the most powerful man in the world. and I dare to dream. I am a spray tan away from power.
4:44I just need a Slovenian wife.
4:58But how did they meet? It's a tale as old as prostitution.
5:15I feel bad for this guy. Have you just realised you're not on a date?
5:21He's what, sorry? He's your friend. And, well, Polly... Yeah, I'll let her know. She's not got all the emotional intelligence you could have. Polly, I've got a tip for you, or if you like, he could put the whole thing in.
5:52It's a Saturday night, Polly He's taking you to a show You're on a date
6:02You're taking him Yeah, but is he going to get his dick wet?
6:11He's a big handsome fella You know when they tell you when you're a little girl You know probably when they told you They said oh you're going to have to kiss a lot of frogs And then one of them will turn into a prince Yeah The frogs were dicks
6:41Polly's like, oh yeah
6:48Good luck player, if you don't get laid now No one's going to help you
6:58What's the worst place, London or Birmingham? What's the worst place, London or Birmingham? Birmingham. These are very easy questions. If you think about it, London is the fifth biggest economy in the world, and it has a poor country around it.
7:21What's your favourite kitchen appliance? What's your favorite kitchen appliance? I like my girlfriend.
7:34Why did I have a funny story? What's wrong? Why did I have kids? That's a good question. Kind of an existential crisis. You didn't want them? What's wrong? Did you want them? Yeah, I really wanted them. You didn't want kids? Have you got kids? Okay, here's what I... Genuinely, man to man, I'll tell you. I thought I'd gamed the system by not having kids. I thought I was fucking smart because I had such an easy life. I thought I was playing a video game of life and I'd found the cheat code. And it was just easy, easy, easy. And then I got to my kind of mid-40s and went, oh, I'm sitting at a bullshit low-stakes table.
8:14And there's a bigger game to be played. And then I had kids. And every other status game seemed trivial.
8:31I would say it's that last stage of like, if you can do it, fucking do it. Maybe put a baby in poly.
8:43She seems like a genuinely nice person. It'd be a good mix. Opposites attract.
8:55Come on it's been three years mate that might be a two-man job.
9:09What's the most meaningful life lesson?
9:16What like a bit of wisdom? I think what all self-help could be summarized. in two words. Prioritize later. That's the whole thing. Prioritize later. And if you think about it, it's even religion. God is the future. You sacrifice something now for a better life in the future. That's what work is. You sacrifice something now for a better future. So, prioritize later. That's it. It's that simple.
9:57Did you want a funny answer?
10:03I don't know. The one that I like, my favorite quote at the moment is that, you know Alex Hormosey? He runs gyms in America, but he's fucking so bright. And he said, what was the exact words? He said, real self-confidence doesn't come from shouting affirmations in the mirror. Real self-confidence comes from giving the world irrefutable proof you are who you say you are. I fucking love that. It was amazing, right? Anyway, dick jokes. We are getting married this year. Been together for a while, four years. You'd expect the families to be happy when they heard the news. Well, guess again. Go on, who's getting married?
10:52Who's getting married and their family don't approve? Where are you? Here. Hi. You all right, mate? And why don't they approve? What's going on? We don't know. You don't know? Well, I've got a theory on family. Here's my theory on family. When you lock the door at night, the end of the evening, everyone in the house is your family. Everyone outside, just someone you know.
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12:04I mean, it's not like you're marrying him.
12:10You guys have been fucking great, by the way. I thought we were going to have like a... Yeah, I appreciate it. If you had to swap heads with one other comedian, who would it be and why?
12:22Is this in terms of your brain or looks?
12:28No. I mean, if I was gonna swap heads with, are you all fans of Anthony Jesselnik? He's a fucking funny boy and also, Jesus, he's a good looking motherfucker. Yeah, I'd swap heads with him. Fucking great. George Carlin. What's that? George Carlin. to have the mind of George Carlin, that would be something. I mean, one of the greats. I think. It's extraordinary. It's all. You know, it's now like, most comedy rots, right? Mostly what comedy, you know, from 50 years ago, it's rotten. And that's fine, because everything you do goes back in the pot. So it's nice. There's no legacy for comedians. We just, it goes back in the mix.
13:09We're all standing on the shoulders of giants. But someone like Carlin, or Pryor, but Carlin, I think, like, his stuff still, it's on the internet every day. and it still fucking works. Fucking genius. Yeah. I'm just saying, he's fucking great. This is for my husband Davos' birthday. Every night I fall asleep while he is laughing at your jokes. Thank you.
13:39Moita. Moita. Moita. Did you get the show here? This is for the older people. Did you get the show here heart to heart? It was about a detective team that were married in Los Angeles in the 1970s and the guy doing the voiceover would always go There's been a murder Sounds like her fucking name Where's devil? Where are you devil? Hi, happy birthday. I appreciate you being here. I know this is a treat But I'll be honest with you love what he wanted was anal
14:23This is not the arsehole he wanted to see.
14:32Jimmy, would you rather suck your best friend's dick for 10 minutes and him not coming, or only 30 seconds, but he finishes? Oh, this is an excellent question. I mean...
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14:54Well, my best friend is a lesbian lady. So I reckon I'll be all right. Her dick's made of plastic. I don't know, what are we thinking? What's the sensible answer? Who asked, by the way? Who... Who... Where are you? Hi, it's a very good question. What would you do in that scenario? You're a heterosexual lady. 30 seconds. Yeah. Okay, that's good. It's protein. It's protein. There's no shame in it. Fucking great. I think I would... Yeah. Yeah. Errrr... It's a good moral dilemma.
15:49What's your BDSM fantasy? What's your BDSM fantasy? What's my BDSM fantasy? Err, they let me go? I guess...
16:10That's the submission and the dominance? Eh... I don't know.
16:20Just the usual.
16:24Presumably you've asked that because, is that your bag?
16:32Yeah, he looks like that's his bag, yeah. He's about to make a confession I feel I Like I like the thing where you know you know when you think she's dead and then oh she's all right
16:56Any relationship advice what what's what's your relationship status, sir? What sorry Together for half of you. Is she here? No. OK.
17:12My first advice was, don't ask that in front of other people. She thinks I'm not funny. Leave her.
17:34Well, there's two theories on relationships, right? One theory dominates the online presence, right? All the Tinders, all the dating apps are based on one premise, which is birds of a feather flock together. If you have something in common with someone else, then you'll get along better. But also, opposites attract, right? So you might get on with your partner because she's very different to you. Maybe she likes different music, she likes to do different things, maybe you're a morning person, she's a night person. That can work very well. Lots of relationships are based on that. You know, opposites attract.
18:07But I think if you have a different sense of humour to someone, fuck that.
18:22There'll be single ladies in here, we'll find you someone else to fuck.
18:30Someone that can take a joke and your cock. That's what we're solving for. Um, teenage girls in, there's better be something. One there? Shut the fuck up. Is that guy? It's him all the time. Shut the fuck up. Which guy am I looking at? Oh, hey, man. Annoying cunt. You're great. Just sit there. I've got you at a ten. We need you at an eight. You're not in the rest of the show. Is that alright? But I love that you're here. Read the room. Now. It's alright.
19:15Anyway, uh... I'll say that. One of my best friends in the world is a lesbian girl, and, um... Is that the same guy? I've got some terrible news for you, sir. Oh, gee. You gots to go. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what we'll do. You look as if you've been drinking fairly heavily, my friend. Possibly a little bit of cocaine in the mix. Just drinking. Okay, well, look, we're going to buy you a beer, but you're going to have to fuck off.
20:01I don't think you're quite getting up and fucking off enough. I'm absolutely serious.
20:12Okay, I hope we haven't ruined your evening. I'll always remember the 30 euro you spent.
20:26Okay. I think Dave, that's, you know what? I think that's very, that's nice. He's handling this pretty well, I would say. It's not a nice thing. Often you overdo it on booze before coming out to a show. It's not a fucking disaster. But you're upsetting other people. Good luck. Take care, my friend. Out that way, yeah. And we will... The stewards over there. Can we make sure we buy the guy a beer? That's actually a pretty fucking dignified way to leave a room, having made a bit of a dick of yourself. Good guy.
21:08We're going to have him beaten and raped outside.
21:19No, let's fucking, let's buy him a beer.
21:25Christ, if I hadn't kicked him out, I think you might have fucking killed him. I reckon there was a good chance you'd just go over there. Have you tried rakia? Have I tried rakia? They're local booze. Oh, I don't know how to explain this. I'm wealthy?
21:43So, obviously not. Obviously not. That's like, you're asking a fucking multi-millionaire, have you ever drank petrol?
21:54You ever drink petrol? You're so desperate. You're so depressed. Next, you drink fuel. We call it rakia. It's a delicacy. A delicacy. You just mean, yeah, it's disgusting, but you'll get used to it. Huh?
22:28Any other? What do you drink? What do I drink? I do like a whiskey. I fucking I love a whiskey. I like an old-fashioned. I like like old old-school drinks from like the prohibition area Like I like like a boulevardier or or a penicillin something like that Penicillin is a fucking drink you people
22:53What's right do I have another show after this one? Yeah Is it what sorry? I just had sex. Is it the same as you just had sex? She asked me to do it again. And then she asked to do it again. I'm guessing that's never happened to you, man. What do you look like? Yeah, it's a bit like... Well, I always thought that's a weird thing. Like, the only time, ladies, just so you know, the only time any man ever wants to have sex twice is before he's had sex once.
23:33What do I think about Jim Carrey? Yeah, I met him once. He was fucking amazing. He was extraordinary. I watched him on stage. So he was being given an award at the JFL Comedy Festival in Montreal. He was being given a Lifetime Achievement Award at this ceremony. And he went up on stage, and he tried to be serious and say something about his mother. And he hadn't been on stage in front of people for, like, ten years. and he was so effervescently funny. It was kind of, it's almost like a disability. He's so fucking funny. Full disclosure, if you mention my name, when you buy gold at the Pure Gold Company, they will give me a tiny bit more gold.
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