Jimmy RIDICULES Penguin Obsessed University Student! - Plymouth, England

0:00This episode is brought to you by ChatGPT. Hey, it's Bill Simmons from the Bill Simmons Podcast. Have you guys heard about ChatGPT work? It's the new way to use ChatGPT for bigger multi-step projects. And when you need more than just answers, give ChatGPT work access to your apps and files, and it can create real work documents like spreadsheets, slides, and structured reports. Get started at ChatGPT.com by selecting work mode available on Plus and Pro Plans. Hello, I'm Jimmy Carl and this is Crowdwork, a podcast where I do crowdwork. This time I'm in Plymouth and I'm ridiculing a student for being too obsessed with penguins.

0:39Although, I would say penguins are cute. What's your name? I'm Steph. You're what? Steph. And what do you do, Steph? I work in a vape shop. You work in a what? In a vape shop. You work in a vape shop.

0:54It's God's work she's doing. trying to fucking deal with her own oral fixation I shouldn't wonder and who are you here with? your mum? she's disappointed

1:09she wanted so much more from you like John Richardson now you're saying John Richardson's your dream boy she likes John Richardson fucking hell they've got a thing for short guys Why couldn't he be shorter? Damn it. So you work in a vape shop, what about mum, what do you do? I'm a GP receptionist. A GP receptionist? Of course you fucking are.

1:41I keep telling people there's no appointments, it's your fucking job, right? I don't know, go to a pharmacist, fucking walk it off, take a LEM sip, fucking do your thing.

1:53Fuck it, yeah, that's about right, great. What's your first impression of Plymouth? What's my first impression of Plymouth? I'm gonna fuck my sister. That's my... That would be the...

2:11That would be the impression I would go to. But, you know, it's not my only impression of Plymouth. There's also, I work in a vape shop, sling it at me. There's also...

2:27Me and my mum are going to double team you. That, that, there's also...

2:34My best Cornish joke. My best what? Cornish. Cornish joke. I just do jokes about inbreeding in general. And I feel it will cover that. And I get a lovely response from the Cornish. A lovely, a lovely round of applause. It's always a little bit louder down there as well because there's more hand.

3:01Huh?

3:06You've got three young daughters looking for a man? Is this Game of Thrones?

3:15Hang on, are you having relations with all of them? What's... Oh, no. I've got three young daughters here. I abducted them at different times, so there's not a lot of... God love you. Well, it's nice to have you here. Thanks for bringing them along. How old are your girls? What are they? Hello, ladies.

3:47If it's any consolation, ladies, you never stood a chance.

3:54A lot of addiction issues are heritable, so... Really, just lean into it. Fucking hell. It's like the Wests have turned up.

4:10He's got three daughters with him. The rest are under the patio.

4:18All right. Hi, Jimmy. Can you please say hello to my husband, Mark, who is going to be a dad for the sixth time in July? Where's Morey, Mark? Where's Mark? Mark's there. Hi, Mark. Six kids. Where's the lady? Is this your lady? Fucking hell. I imagine it's going to walk out, isn't it? How many mums are involved in six kids, Mark?

4:51Mark? Three different mums. And is this two each? Two each. This is fucking great. This guy's fucking a job creator. This is... Fucking hell, Mark. And what would you do for a living, mate? You work for the RAC, so you've got a recovery vehicle. Have you considered, and it's just a suggestion, leaving. Just fucking run. There's six of them. What about you start a new life in South America? They've got recovery trucks there. You'll learn to love it. This episode is brought to you by ChatGPT. Hey, it's Bill Simmons from the Bill Simmons Podcast. Have you guys heard about ChatGPT work? It's the new way to use ChatGPT for bigger multi-step projects.

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6:12Fucking hell. Well, set off her laugh uncontrollably. Please tell a joke about penguins. This is her third anniversary present. Where's the lady that's obsessed with penguins? Where are you? I'm there.

6:32It's not the third anniversary of you and your daughter, is it, Jesus? Who's obsessed by penguins? Over here. Oh, hello. Hello. Why the obsession with penguins? What's going on? They're cute. Because they're cute. What age are you, madam? 23? Okay. This is a horrible way to find out, really, worst-case scenario, but you might be retarded. There's a very real chance you're developmentally subnormal I mean I agree penguins are fucking cute but the fuck and who are you with so you don't just like cute things you're also willing to fuck that okay good and obsessed would you say what do you do for a living what are you studying psychology?

7:30Are you just trying to find out what's the matter with you? It'll be in a book somewhere. Fucking good luck, love. I've got nothing on penguins. I've got very low in pingo material. I'm so sorry. I feel like I've let you down. I'll be alright. Special occasion. My son Adam Dingley has a sports scholarship in the USA and leaves in August. Also, wish my daughter Holly good luck for her nursery apprenticeship on Monday. Fucking hell, it's all happening here. Where's Holly and Adam? Hi. All right, Adam, where are you going in the States? What, sorry? Omaha. Oh, very good song by the Counting Crows, if you're interested.

8:15Yeah, nice. And what are you going to do there? I'm an athlete. That's a fucking weird thing to say. You're aware of that, right? I'm an athlete. What sort of athlete? What's he? A 110 meter hurdler. That's fucking high.

8:42110 meters is fucking incredible. A lot of fucking pressure on the back of your legs. And you've got a scholarship to go to the States. You're going to have a fucking amazing time. Try and get a green card. I think it's going to be an incredible 20 years for them. They're going to double their industrial base. You'll be fine. I notice you've got a headband on.

9:07Maybe take that off until August. Pop it back on when you get there. There's a lot of very mean bullies here. And what about the girl? Holly, you doing nursery?

9:22Hi, Holly. You alright? Are you taking care of babies? What? Yeah. Okay. When you're away, I might fuck your sister.

9:45No, because it's Plymouth and she might miss him.

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