Stephanie in Logistics Gets Roasted Over WILD 100 Coc*s Heckle! - Amsterdam, Netherlands

0:01At SockDoc, we know being a healthy adult is like living in a video game. Every day has side quests, taxes, laundry, birthdays, and just when you're leveling up, you have to book a doctor. The insurance portal crashes, they put you on hold, your doctor doesn't take your plan. Game over. We see you, so we made booking a doctor easy. Download SockDoc. Search by specialty, insurance, and availability. Book instantly. No cheat codes required. Find a doctor you love with SockDoc. Hello, I'm Jimmy Carr and this is Jimmy Carr Crowdwork, a podcast where I do crowdwork. This time I'm in Amsterdam and I'm talking to a man who's expecting his second child while still living with his parents.

0:41So, something's gone wrong there, but hopefully I'll sort it out. Speaking of which, last time I was in Amsterdam, last time I was in Amsterdam was, you know, wandering around, being a bit of a tourist, and I asked one of the locals, I said, where's Anne Frank's house? And he told me, straight away.

1:02So it looks like some of you did collaborate. Yeah?

1:11In a room filled with... In a room filled with 100 cocks, how many would you choke on? There's a lady here with a work problem. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE

1:33The fuck are you talking about? You're curious? Okay. How many dicks would I choke on? Well, there's fucking... There's 12 ,000 people in the room. Let's say it's 50-50. There's 6 ,000 dicks in the room. I know you're thinking that's probably an afternoon's work, but... LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

2:01You crazy fool. What's your name? Hi, Stephanie. What do you do, Stephanie? Depends on the guy, does it? LAUGHTER

2:16Don't leave a gap, Stephanie. Go on, what do you do? Logistics. Logistics? Well, you got yourself here. That's a victory. LAUGHTER

2:28I don't know if she's meant to be here. There's a hundred guys in a room somewhere with their dicks out going, where the fuck is Stephanie?

2:43What are you? Where can we find the sex tape of you and your wife? Where can you find a sex tape of me and my wife? I don't know if there is a sex tape of me and my wife. the one of me and your wife is on the dark net.

3:01Help me with my problem. I've got to help you with your problem. Okay, what's your problem? My girlfriend and I had a baby seven months ago. Your girlfriend and you had a baby seven months ago. This is tremendous news. I made her pregnant again, but we still live at her parents' home. You made her pregnant again, and you still live at your parents' house. And who doesn't know yet? Okay, so you live at your parents' house, you've had one baby with a girl, and now you've got her pregnant again. I don't see...

3:38I'll be honest with you, my friend, I do not see what the problem is here. Fucking congratulations is all I've got to say to you. How old are you, my friend? 26. 26? This guy's fucking ahead of the curve, isn't he? Thank you. Thank you. Well, a lot of people wait. I'm a fucking dummy. I'll talk about it later, but I waited, right? I waited to have kids because I wanted to feel like a man before I had kids. It's not how it fucking works. You have kids and then you feel like a man. It's fucking great. Well done, you. What do I think about what? Trans men? Do you mean women?

4:18I like them.

4:23Trans men are men. Well, if they're trans men, then just call... If they are men, just call them men. It's a simpler conversation. I don't know. Are you a trans man? Are you? You'd probably be all right, then. I can't imagine that's an easy thing to be in this day and age. Very best of luck.

4:46I mean, my job's to do jokes about things as opposed to seriously comment, but fucking fair play. My favourite joke about trans, if I'm interested, if you're interested, was trans people aren't what they used to be.

5:04Did you get the... Hang on, I'm chatting to a fucking trans man. Fucking easy, tiger. Did you get the prosthetic... Not yet. If it works out, call me.

5:21I mean, I've got one, but I wouldn't mind a bigger one. I can put an extension on this. What, sorry? Your boyfriend will let you know. At ZocDoc, we know being a healthy adult is like living in a video game. Every day has side quests, taxes, laundry, birthdays. And just when you're leveling up, you have to book a doctor. The insurance portal crashes. They put you on hold. Your doctor doesn't take your plan. Game over. We see you. So we made booking a doctor easy. Download ZocDoc. Search by specialty, insurance, and availability. Book instantly. No cheat codes required. Find a doctor you love with ZocDoc.

6:04What was my most challenging wank? Well, I imagine the first one with the new dick will be tricky.

6:14So you're a trans man and you've got, did you say you've got a boyfriend?

6:23So you're a trans man, but you're a gay trans man? You're bi... You could have just stayed where you were, really.

6:36I mean, I wish you every success in life, but you're making things more difficult.

6:43Fucking great. What do you do for a living?

6:48You're a delivery guy. Guy. Some fucking confidence. Well, it's lovely meeting you. Fucking great. My favourite Dutch stereotype? Well, you like to put fingers in dykes.

7:14My best friend applied for my dream position and got the job instead of me, even though he knew I was applying for it. It's affecting our relationship, and I don't know what to do. Can you roast him? His name is Marco. Where's Marco? Polo? Marco?

7:35Go on. Who lost the dream job? Where are you? Hi. What was the job, my friend?

7:44It was what? it was engineering okay and your friend got the job instead of you okay I would say I don't know I mean I don't know how long you've known each other I don't know how close you are but I would say jobs come and go fuck it friendships are incredibly important they're the family you give yourself I'd prioritize that Don't worry about the job. That'd be other things. It's hard though, isn't it? Sometimes it's a good read. If someone else's success makes you go, ooh, then you're kind of frenemies. If his success isn't your success, then are you really friends? I don't know.

8:46Good luck, man. What else we got? Hi, Jimmy. Can you say the Dutch phrase?

9:08Dutch greetings.

9:13I don't know what I just said. I imagine I might now be sitting with Elon Musk and Kanye West on the noise steps. What did I say? It's about a hairdresser. It's about a hairdresser and what does it mean? It means that the hairdresser does his job very well. The hairdresser does his job very well but the apprentice does it better? Oh, nip nabba nip nabba. Yeah, okay. It's a tongue twister. It's a tongue twister? Right. Good. I think I fucked it up. Okay, who's... This guy, you got a nice voice. I liked your voice earlier. Can you just give me that loud? Yeah, fucking say it fast, loud. Come on.

9:58Knopper knipp den kaps knop. Mardig knechs on the knopper knipp den kaps knopper on the knopper knipp den knopper knipp den knopper. That's what I said! That's what I fucking said!

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