"What Was Joe Rogan Like?!" - Cheltenham, England

0:00Hey Chicago, class it up with Crocs. You know back to school is coming in fast. So why wait to find your new fave footwear? Step into a local Crocs store and step into your new look. Try it. Style it. Make it yours. Because the right pair doesn't just show up, it shows off. First day fits, handled. Walk out ready for whatever's next. Visit your nearest Crocs store today. Hello, I'm Jimmy Carr and this is Crowdwork. I get asked this a lot. What's Joe Rogan really like? I was in Cheltenham and someone asked and I gave my honest appraisal. Spoiler alert, he's a good guy. Unfortunately, you look like a guy.

0:44What story? I said, unfortunately, you look like a guy from Toy Story. Unfortunately, you look like a guy. Unfortunately, you look like a guy. Hello. You're a very brave boy, aren't you?

1:04What's your name, my friend? Sam. Sam. Yeah, they kept that simple, didn't they? I imagine your parents wanted to christen you Sebastian. And the doctor went, oh, he's not had a lot of oxygen at birth. Maybe Tham? What'd you do, Sam? Something outdoors, is it? Go on, what'd you do? A digger driver. A digger driver.

1:38A digger driver. Yeah, like a five-year-old boy. I like diggers. I would like to drive one. I like them because they are good. I do quite a good impression of Sam, don't I? What was Joe Rogan like? What was Joe Rogan like? He's great. He's an old mate of mine. I like him as a stand-up comic. I think he's a great guy. You all know Joe Rogan, right? He's got a podcast. He's a great guy. Yeah, it's fun. Not much of a story. If you want to hear us chatting, it's available online. What story? Go on. I think he's a fuckwit. You think he's a fuckwit? Who, Joe? Is a fuckwit. You might not agree with him on stuff, but he's a pretty smart guy.

2:32He always asked someone to Google shit for him. That Jamie. So you think, do you think someone having someone to Google something for him makes him a fuckwit?

2:50He doesn't understand himself.

2:57I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just going to deal with this. What's your name? Mark. Mark. Like a stain.

3:13Oh, this has got a mark on it. It's ruined.

3:22I hope he doesn't turn out to be a fuckwit. That's disappointing, isn't it? What do you do, Mark? A software developer. Of course you fucking are. You work in an office and you're a mark. Well, I've got a friend that can fucking clean you.

3:46You should get the stain right out.

3:52Well, opinions vary, but I really like Joe. I think he's a great guy. And he's one of those, he's the rarest thing in show business. He's a guy that did fucking tremendously in life, and he put the ladder down, and he helped a bunch of people come with him. And that's a magnificent thing to do in life. I think he's a really good guy. So I won't have a word said against him, but I appreciate different opinions.

4:17What do you do, Danielle? Property developer. You're a property developer. Of course you bloody are. Of course you are. And what about you, mate? What do you do? You do the same now. You do the same now. Are you just following her to work? I'm not entirely sure she's not your carer, mate.

4:38I'll ask Sam. Do you recognise her?

4:44Sam no like.

4:49I'm engaged. What's that mean? I'm engaged to my fiancé. You got engaged to your fiancé? We're thrilled for you, sir. Okay. And when does she arrive from Thailand, mate?

5:03I mean, I'm just looking at you, I'm guessing. Her mum needs an operation, does she? As soon as that's paid for, she'll be with you. Yeah.

5:16Where is this fiance? She's at home. She's at home. Yeah, no, she's... Of course she is, yeah. Don't want to bring her out. You don't want to risk a puncture.

5:32Are there any single ladies in? We got any single ladies? Where am I looking? Who? What? Are you...

5:43Woo woo! Hang on a second. Sam, it's not a train. It's okay, Sam. It's not a train. Okay? Not a train. Shhh. Sorry, I don't want to excite him. I know what he gets like.

6:06Hey, Chicago. Class it up with Crocs. You know back to school is coming in fast. So why wait to find your new fave footwear? Step into a local Crocs store and step into your new look. Try it. Style it. Make it yours. Because the right pair doesn't just show up. It shows off. First day fits handled. Walk out ready for whatever's next. Visit your nearest Crocs store today. Sorry? How have you... How do you feel about your square? How do I feel about my square head? I'm alright with it, yeah. Have you got an especially square head?

6:52I think I'll be alright. You little fucking moon-faced loon.

7:07My brown to know the thoughts on Peggy. What's it? Sorry, who, is that Bluebell? Is that you Bluebell? Is that you? Yeah. Yeah, who wants to know? My brown. Your who? Your... your Gran? Your Gran wants to know my thoughts on pegging. Hi Gran. Yeah, Bluebell can peg me.

7:44I reckon I'd be pretty into it. You've got your Nana here, Bluebell. Ho! Devil's three-way?

7:58She's 16, there's a bit of granny fanny there, this could be amazing. A real smorgasbord of sexuality. She's had enough. You did, you off? I am, goodbye. Bye.

8:17Seems like a very...

8:23You alright? Did you not enjoy the show? I didn't actually. You didn't like it? Oh well, we're having a great... Thanks for taking a chance on it. I appreciate you buying a ticket and coming and giving it a go. I have a money back. Can you have your money back? Oh, no.

8:42Do not give her a fucking money back. 100 % don't give her a fucking money back. No, I'm paid for the attempt, not the jump. I'm like fucking Evel Knievel. I noticed she left on her own. She didn't. Three of them. Was she on her own? Yeah. Was she... Was she on her own? There's three of them. There's three? And where are the other two? No way. Have they gone? Yeah. Are they all right? No. Not for them? No. What were they offended by? You. Me.

9:31A dozy fucking cunt.

9:36Watch a clip online before you buy a ticket. You hatchet-faced bitch.

9:48Fucking hell, we've not got to the offensive stuff yet.

9:56Sam's not been offended, although in fairness you've not understood a lot of things, have you?

10:03Ah!

10:10Ah!

10:16They stayed a fucking hour.

10:20Nothing changed in the hour, right? Tonally, nothing fucking changed. They've already paid for parking. What story? They've already paid for parking. They've already paid for parking.

10:35We might as well get some value out of that multi-story. Sorry.

10:48I'm not for everyone, but I always think it's quite self-selecting. The people that come and see me... I'm fucking into this. You look like a kid from Toy Story. Oh, Sam's on a loop.

11:08He only knows three sentences, and that's one of them. You look like the kid from Toy Story. He's not allowed to watch all of them. The third one's too scary.

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