In short
Jimmy Carr does “Crowdwork,” focusing on women who heckle and using sexual, disability, health, and relationship topics to provoke reactions from the audience. He argues that women’s heckling is rarer (often framed as a 70/30 men-to-women split) but “the magic happens” when women do it. He also riffs on slut-shaming by “numbers,” comparing 12 hours of sex with 1,000 men to judging a honeymoon. Notable examples include: a woman claiming a world record for “most men in 12 hours” (1,057), a “refund” heckle, and multiple audience members being questioned about jobs/disabilities (bionic arm, missing hand), dating, and sex questions.
Guest backgrounds
no named guests with bios; instead, audience members include Sarah (husband’s carer; husband in a car), Karina (head teacher), Victoria (missing hand), Corin (Burnham Grammar connection), Alison (carpet shop worker), Heather (veterinary nurse), Maddie (lesbian; “gold star” discussion), Lucy (unemployed), Courtney (from Australia), and others.
Key claims
“no refunds” (Evel Knievel analogy), “flush out” advice after a kidney infection, and repeated jokes that “watch a clip online before you buy a ticket” to avoid offense.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOHeckling Women: A Rare Gem
0:45 to 1:49
Jimmy discusses the rarity and excitement of women heckling at gigs.
“The young girl who just slept with a thousand men.”
Judgment and Sexuality
1:49 to 3:14
A conversation about societal judgment on women's sexual behaviors.
“I think it's like, I don't know, I presume she made a ton of money doing it, right?”
Crowd Interaction: Carer and Relationships
3:14 to 8:01
Jimmy interacts with audience members about their personal lives and relationships.
“OK, sorry, she broke the world record for most men in 12 hours with 1 ,000 men.”
Humor in the Dark
8:01 to 14:00
Jimmy's jokes about sensitive subjects and audience reactions.
“The funny thing is she thinks she's funny.”
Heckling and Humor
14:00 to 16:43
Explore Jimmy's interactions with the audience and his comedic take on heckling.
“Watch a clip online before you buy a ticket.”
Life Stories and Laughs
17:13 to 23:47
Jimmy shares personal stories and engages with the audience, blending humor with life experiences.
“1 ,200 people in, there's going to be someone else that's going through something.”
Marriage and Relationships
23:47 to 28:01
A humorous exploration of marriage dynamics, relationships, and personal anecdotes.
“It's a weird thing to do to get married.”
Audience Interaction with Maddie and Lucy
28:01 to 32:25
Jimmy engages with audience members Maddie and Lucy, discussing relationships and identities in a comedic manner.
“Well, I don't approve, but I admire honesty, Maddie.”
Audience Interaction with Maddie and Lucy
32:59 to 33:44
Jimmy engages with audience members Maddie and Lucy, discussing relationships and identities in a comedic manner.
“If your partner moans on at you that you never do any fun stuff anymore, then why don't you click the link below and buy a ticket to come and see me live.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Hey Chicago, class it up with Crocs. You know back to school is coming in fast. So why wait to find your new fave footwear? Step into a local Crocs store and step into your new look. Try it. Style it. Make it yours. Because the right pair doesn't just show up, it shows off. First day fits, handled. Walk out ready for whatever's next. Visit your nearest Crocs store today. Hello, I'm Jimmy Carr and this is Crowdwork. Now for this episode, I'm focusing our attention on women that heckle. Because normally, it's like a 70-30 split, men to women, heckling. Women don't heckle as much, they're not as rowdy at gigs, but when they are, that's where the magic happens.
0:48What do you think of Bonnie Blue? What do I think of Bonnie Blue? Have I had a stroke? About the money? I can't smell toast. I've no idea what... What, sorry? The young girl who just slept with a thousand men. The young girl that's just slept with a thousand men? What, in how many hours? 12 hours. 12 hours. Oh, as if I was going to go, what, the full 24 hours? I'm not that impressed. 12 hours? 12 hours. Interesting. Well, I don't know, we're very judgy about such things. But we've all seen hot dog eating contests. It's no different. Fucking hell. All right, mate, your mum's been in the news.
1:41The show started.
1:49I'm pretty sex positive. I wouldn't judge her for that. I think it's like, I don't know, I presume she made a ton of money doing it, right? It's a weird thing as well. I think there's an odd thing where we slut shame because of numbers. Like, okay, so imagine someone goes on honeymoon and they get fucked for 12 hours straight by their fiancé, or by their husband, right, on the honeymoon. We're not judging that, right? It's all, oh, tremendous. He had a lot of sex over that weekend. Well done. but if you have 12 hours of sex with a thousand random guys, her cunt must be ruined. It's the fucking same thing.
2:32I think you should do it.
2:40You'll think about it. Do you mind me asking, madam, and I know this is a personal question, have you got kids? Yes. How many have you got? Two. Oh, come on, it's a skydiver's mouth. Most of the fellas won't touch the sides.
2:56You had caesareans. Whore. Sorry, you didn't see that. That's so good. Her other half just went... That's... Oh. That's a bit of true love right there. Um, ha-ha. Was she trying to break a record? Yes. She got the world record, what for? Most disappointed dad.
3:25Got the most... 12 hours. The most men in 12 hours. OK, sorry, she broke the world record for most men in 12 hours with 1 ,000 men. OK. 1 ,057. OK. In second place... Two. She really fucking overcorrected there, didn't she?
3:52You want one? No, no, I can't be photographed with... It's because of a thing with the... You know Viz Magazine? Viz Magazine owned the fat slags. I'm not allowed to be... It's actually... It's a copyright infringement.
4:20Of course I can get a photo with a fat slag, come on! Jump in, I'll take it.
4:30Hasn't even stopped her. Oh, go on, is it on selfie? There you go. Yoink. You cheeky twat. Turn around. Hey.
4:49What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? She can't take a joke.
5:03Ah, you're fucking adorable. Come on, stop it. Ah! Who do you talk to about refunds? Who do you talk to about refunds? You could talk to me about a refund and I'll give you the answer. No fucking refunds. I view myself very much like Evel Knievel. Remember Evel Knievel from the 70s? Of course you do. You're old.
5:33I'm paid for the attempt, not for the jump. Fuck it. What's that? Quite original. Quite original. What, asking for a refund? No fucker else did. No fucker else did. Well, not this evening, but... I've been asked for refunds. What's your name? Sarah. What do you do, Sarah? This will not affect your benefits.
5:59I think... I think we could all tell there from the slightly raspy 40 Rothmans a day. What do I do? Sorry, who's asking? I was my husband's carer for 20 years. You were your husband's carer for 20 years and presumably he ended it all.
6:24You haven't fucking seen her, so don't start that with me.
6:34You were your husband's carer, so what did your husband have? Cancer. Yeah. You had cancer for 20 years? A lot of my lardies, just he wasn't very well. He wasn't very well. He was in bed for most of it. He was in bed for most of it. Okay. Who's this then? My brother. That's your brother. Hey, man, how are you? And where's your husband now? Has he passed? He's sleeping in a car in my car park. He's sleeping in a car in your car park. When you say you're a carer, it's more of a couldn't give a fucker, isn't it? It's like, ah, he's asleep in the car, let's nip into the show. Fuck him. What? I don't know, that's his feet.
7:25No, but it wasn't his feet. But I had a go at him for using the wrong towel. You had a go at him for using the wrong towel, so you just left him in the fucking car. It's grossest great ass in his ass, right? Yeah, now, now, now who's on my side? I fucking called him. I called her a hatchet-faced witch before anyone was on my side. Now it transpires she's Britain's worst carer. This feels like a Daily Mail article waiting to fucking happen. I'm actually my husband's carer. Oh, where's your husband? He's in the car. We've... We've locked him in. Fuck him. That was his ticket. But he used the wrong towel.
8:15The funny thing is she thinks she's funny. She thinks she's funny. Well, she is pretty funny. Not the ha-ha funny, laughing at you funny.
8:29Who's your fucking carer? Who's... Who's looking after this fucking specimen?
8:41It sounds bad, doesn't it? It sounds bad when you say, yeah we should... If I say to you in the street, if I come up and go, I think some people need to be sterilised, it sounds bad. And then you meet them, and you think, hey, he makes a case. Either way, I had to have my fallopian tubes taken out, so... You had to have taken out? Yeah, I'm not fucking surprised. I also think you should not be on a date with your brother. So... There, I fucking said it. It's not inbreeding if you wear a condom, I was just fucking her.
9:28Your disabled sister couldn't come?
9:33Well, maybe you should work on your technique.
9:42I feel like Jeremy Kyle talking to these fuckers. What's your name? My name's Karina. Karina, and what do you do Karina? I'm a head teacher. A head teacher? Like, oral, don't neglect the balls. Ah, that kind of... That kind of thing? Just... She's got a very loving tap on the back of the head there from the other half. Oh, she's not fucking bad at that either. What's your name? Can I sign your bionic arm? Can I sign your what? Your bionic arm? I'll have a fucking look at it. Yeah, that's a good one. I'll have a look at it. You've got a bionic arm. Fucking ladies and gentlemen, the real Wallace and Gromit are in.
10:34Oh, a major bionic arm, love. Oh, yes. You can wank me off in me riot trousers.
10:49What does the said bionic arm do? Anything. Anything? Sh, sh, sh, sh. What's your name? Victoria. Victoria. Now, I notice I've got a keen eye for these things. I've got one hand. The other one's fucked off, so what happened to that one? It just didn't happen. It just didn't happen. So you were born without a hand. Well, that's fucking God's will, love.
11:18That fake hand is fucking satanic. She can't even control it. Look at her. It's coming for you. It's joking me, but I like it.
11:35And did you ask when they fitted it? Did you get to pick the features? Do you go, would you mind... Would you mind putting a vibrate feature on it?
11:48It's not... Get in there! It's not... So, go on, can you move the fingers independently? Do you just... Why is this? That's fucking... Huh? Shake a hand. Shake a hand. Have you not seen Terminator, you fucking idiot?
12:04It's not a heckle, but you were really nice to me when I was at school. I was really nice to you when you were at school? I don't know why that's getting an R. That could... If this was a movie, the next scene would be a police officer carrying a computer out of my house in a see-through bag. You were really nice to me when I was at school. Okay. What? Were we at school together? We were. What school were you at? I was at Burnham Grammar. You were at Burnham Grammar? What's your name? Corin. Corin? You were all, like, gothic and, like... I won't remember you. Everyone remembers the first girl they fingered.
12:43Corrin's here!
12:47You're the reason I had to have my shoulder rebuilt. Absolute legend. Were we in the same year, Corin? I'm a little bit older? Not all of me. Bits of this are brand new. She's had enough. You did. You off? I am. Goodbye. Bye.
13:16Seems like a very...
13:22You alright? Did you not enjoy the show? I didn't actually. You didn't like it? No. Oh well, we're having a great, thanks for taking a chance on it. I appreciate you buying a ticket and coming and giving it a go. I have a money back. Can you have your money back? Oh, no.
13:42Do not give her a fucking money back. 100 % don't give her a fucking money back. No, I'm paid for the attempt, not the jump. I'm like fucking Evil Knievel. I noticed she left on her own. Was she on her own? Was she... Was she on her own? There's three of them. There's three. And where are the other two? No way. Have they gone? Yeah. Are they all right? No. Not for them? Not for them. What were they offended by? You. Really?
14:30A dozy fucking cunt.
14:36Watch a clip online before you buy a ticket. You hatchet-faced bitch.
14:48Fucking hell, we've not got to the offensive stuff yet.
14:55Sam's not been offended, although in fairness you've not understood a lot of things, have you?
15:10Big shout out to my wife, Leanne, a year in remission after a brain tumour, just wondering what you think is an acceptable timeframe before I can get away with saying, I'm going to fuck your brains out.
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15:29Firstly, where's Leanne? Hi. Give Leanne a big fucking round of applause. Wonderful.
15:42So yeah, like a brain tumour, like, was it cancerous? Was it? It was. And are you all clear? Huh? It's glorious. Glorious.
15:56And how long have you been with him? Cheerio. Go on. How long have you been with him? 13 years. 13 years? You should get your fucking head examined, love.
16:13Just to be sure. Ah! Ah! Oh, brain tumour. You need that like a fucking hole in the head. Thinking about it, yeah, they probably. Well, that's what I so all right. So I'm all fine now and the hair grown back and stuff
16:33Has the hair all grown back or everywhere
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17:18Leanne, everyone. Thanks for coming out. Thanks for sharing that. Lovely, yeah. We've got this. 1 ,200 people in, there's going to be someone else that's going through something. There's another side to it. Sometimes it wins, sometimes we fucking win. Marvellous. Does anyone here work in the emergency services? Any first responders? Yeah. Oh a few go on what do you do? You're you're a what? What was it? You help victims of crime and you think you're a first responder
18:02This is like a dinner lady thinking she's a chef what the fuck?
18:14What are you, the fucking 15th emergency service? You fucking nip round for a cup of tea and some biscuits four days later. The fuck are you talking about?
18:34You'll be the victim of a crime if you don't fucking whine your napkin.
18:42I don't know, so how soon do you see them after the crime's happened? We speak, like, the next day. You speak the next day? You just like a fucking gossip. Oh, go on, what happens? I'm listening. What's your favourite sexual position? Well, that's a great question. It depends who I'm having sex with. with you, it would be reverse cowgirl because...
19:16I wouldn't be able to maintain an erection and see your face.
19:26No, I'm not. I'm not being a dick. I'm just saying you're what dimmer switches were invented for.
19:37Because she's ugly. What is your fucking problem?
19:44How dare you?
19:49I'm thrilled to be involved, frankly. I don't really... Whatever. What's your favourite? What do you like? Oh! How very rude! How dare you ask such an impertinent question? Now tell me, do you like a finger up your bum? You fucking started it.
20:14Has it been a while? What, sorry? It's been what? He said I can't remember, it's been a while. Yeah.
20:32Is anyone visually impaired?
20:38Heya Jimmy, I've left my fiancée in A &E tonight to come watch you. Well worth it. Who's got a fiancée in A &E? Yeah. What happened my friend? Her kidney infection. A kidney infection? Are you taking the piss?
20:57Not that funny, but bloody quick. And what, is she alright now? I think so. I feel like we should give her a call, shouldn't we? Should we give her a call? Have you got your phone? Yeah, bring it down. I'll say hello to her.
21:22Might as well. She's a poor thing. She's in A &E. Was she going to come to the gig? No. She wasn't. Well, that changes this conversation. What's she called? Julianne. Julianne, alright. I'll say hello. I thought she'd pick up and if I put her on the screen... Shh! What's your name? Declan. Declan, no, Declan. She's not answering. She might be dead. Oh, hello, Julie? Julie?
22:01Oh, hi, Julie, it's Jimmy Carr calling. It's about your kidney infection. I'm here with your boyfriend and we've had a chat and we think it's probably because you're not taking a piss after he fucks you. So it's actually quite important to kind of flush out your system. So, don't be a lazy cow, yeah? APPLAUSE OK, good luck. Good luck. APPLAUSE
22:39What? She had to start it, she didn't get a treat? That's what's going to fucking happen? What are you going to do? What factory do you work in? Go on, what do you do? NHS. Your NHS? Well, lovely. Doctor? Surgeon, maybe? Nurse? What's that? You're a therapist? Therapist. Is it a speech therapist? How do you get into speech therapy?
23:08I think that's a fucking great idea, isn't it? If you had an NHS speech therapist and you went, I don't know, I'm not saying thank you to get an appointment, but it's very nice to see you. And the kid with the stutter goes, do you know what, I'll be all right. It's good, it's a good idea.
23:33There's a rare phenomenon, you've probably heard of it, where people fall in love with their captors. It's called a happy marriage.
23:44Happy marriage, it just doesn't sound right, does it? It's like fair trade cocaine.
23:52Ethically sourced child pornography. Plus size model. It just doesn't sound right.
24:04Plus size model. It's not a model, that's an exhibit.
24:11Is anyone here married? Who's married? You're weird. It's a weird thing to do to get married. Think about it. It's an agreement a marriage. It's an agreement with another person where you're both hoping in the end you die a Successful marriage ends when someone dies and if you can make it look like an accident so much the better
24:38Alison Thompson bright orange jumper seat H16 47th birthday. She loves it rough and ready Where's, where's Alison? Where are you Alison?
24:54I'm sure lots of people have been up there, yeah And what do you do Alison? I work in a carpet You work in a carpet? You fucking Alibaba and the 40D You work in a carpet what? In a what's up? In a what's up? In a carpet shop. In a carpet shop. In a carpet shop. I work in a carpet shop. Excellent.
25:35And do you like it Ralph, Alison? It says you like it. What's up? What's up?
25:45I think we'd take that as a yes. Will you be careful about the carpet burns?
25:54What was that, no no?
25:58What, come on, I didn't get the reference, I look like, what? Robert Jennerick's love child. Robert Jennerick's love child, great reference. What? What? That tosser. Right, that tosser. Okay. Okay.
26:19A bit of good news, it sounds like we've got a time machine working and... There's a lady here from the early 70s. She's using her phone voice. What's your name, madam? Heather. Heather. And what do you do, Heather? I'm a veterinary nurse. You're a what, sorry? Veterinary nurse. A veterinary nurse. Probably the worst job in the world. No, because when you look at why people get into a job, right? I got into comedy because I like having a laugh. Great, that works. You get into being a veterinary nurse because you love animals, right? OK, well, I'll go toe-to-toe with you, Heather. Toe-toe, how many cats have you killed this week?
26:59I'm on none. I've killed zero cats. Nilcats I haven't killed any of them at all You? I bet it's more than fucking none, isn't it? And also, the terrible thing about being a vet is it's not like being a nurse with humans No one in a hospital goes Oh, little Timmy's ill It's quite an expensive operation, is it?
27:35How much?
27:39My cat had to have an operation and the vet told me it was going to be£4 ,000. Like,€5 ,000? Sorry, a long-winded way of saying, I haven't got a cat.
27:58What's your name, my lesbian friend? What, sorry? Maddie. Maddie? Oh. We're all thinking it. What do you do, Maddie? What do you do for a living? Oh.
28:18Okay. Meh. Is that still a thing? Great. And who are you here with, Maddie? Who's your partner? That's my mum.
28:35Well, I don't approve, but I admire honesty, Maddie.
28:43Do you mind asking? Are you single, Maddie? You're in a relationship. And are you a gold star lesbian?
28:56It's my favourite. It's very much the top of the food chain, the gold star. They know what they're about. You're all familiar with the term, right? Oh, okay, a gold-style lesbian is a girl that, how can I put this politely, Maddie, is a girl that's never had a vitamin D injection. Whereas you get other girls that try before you're bi, bi now, gay later. They give the D a go, but it's not for them. I don't like it, it's pointy and it spat at me.
29:26Out of interest, Maddie, what would it take to get you on solids?
29:33Go on, what? You saw her last time. I saw her last time. So she wants to speak to you again. Is it?
29:44Just take antibiotics, that'll clear up on its own.
29:50Hello, how are you? I'm good, how are you? What's your name? Lucy. And have we met before? Yeah, you called me disabled.
30:00Mentally or physically? I mean, it's a weird career that I've got where I go, sounds like me. Sounds like a thing that could have happened. What do you do? Unemployed, I think they call it. She's unemployed. OK, but was she reaching for another answer there? What was she going to say? No, I was actually going to say nothing.
30:28How is this... How have I ended up on Mumsnet? What, how... Oh, God, I was gonna say nothing. If you're interested, South London, this is why you can't have nice things.
30:42No, sorry, what's your name? Courtney. Courtney? Yeah. Alright, Courtney. Where are you from, Courtney? I'm from Australia. From Australia? Australia? Australia. Yeah, it starts with a fucking ace. And where are you from, sir? I'm from Wexford. You're from Wexford? You're not meant to fucking bring him home.
31:04I've got to explain to this fucker what holiday romance is. Say bye-bye at the airport. You can't bring her back to Wexford. She'll see Wexford.
31:21Whereabouts in Australia are you from? Brisbane, the Gold Coast, the Sunshine State, and now you're here in the sunny south. I can't imagine the fucking disappointment.
31:38Have you been to Australia? You all been? It's fucking magnificent. It's such a great place. I would recommend, if you're ever going to go, though, it's expensive, and it's a long way, go in January. Because what's it like here in January? Cold, wet, windy, and shit. And in fucking August, for that matter. In Australia, though, in January, every day's a MILF. 44 and fucking hot.
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