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28:21Folds of Honor steps in with educational scholarships for spouses and children of fallen or disabled military service members and first responders. The mission is life-changing and monthly donations make it possible. Become a donor today at FoldsofHonor.org to help meet their sacrifice with hope. What do people ask you to do? What's your most successful impersonation? Oh, shit. What'd you say? I know they all are. They like the Tony. I gotta be one that people always ask you to. They like the Tony Soprano. Oh, yeah, you be killing. Fucking metal with AJ. He's going out of the fucking artis. Got the metal guy with the go fucking crazy.

29:03All my kids love it. Menlo and Azy. I'm a sister Janice and fucking Johnny Shack. Yo, that shit is crazy to me. That shit is... I don't know, my voice might be a little fried. You have to get an Italian spot of all Italian joint and you start talking like that and the whole fucking place will look at you, right? They'll be like, yo, what the fuck? They love it. And when I do it at the show, it's like the Italians go, fucking niggas good.

29:27You know that one guy, he does a good Denzel. Oh, just CK? Yeah. Let me tell you something. He, of all the dudes that did Denzel, me, Godfrey, my man Reggie Reg out of Chicago, C. King, and Dean Edwards. And again, this plays to people going, man, you a hater. You don't give it up to other people. I said, listen, C. King is so cold with it. I stopped doing it because I felt foolish. He's dead the fuck on. And every chance I get to promote him, I tell people. People still hit me up and go, yo, you're Denzel. mm-mm-mm, C-King, he got the crown, man. He got that. He got the crown. Yeah, it's like that.

30:08He's cold with that. It's like that. Sometimes, you know, you got a big, sometimes somebody does something so good, you don't want to fuck with it. Well, you know, everybody, like, there's certain impressions that everybody owns. Like, you go Frank Caliendo owns Madden. C-King owns Denzel. J. Farrell owns Will Smith. So for me, it's like Tony Soprano, Shaq, you know as long as I score 28-10 I'm gonna dominate if you don't score 28-10 you're gonna dominate I get a ball inside outside game you gotta get a big dog to ball man you gotta put the eyes that's comedic that's a part of it yo why you making it look like he in the back of the bus man Shaq is so red yo he sound just like but you ain't see the eyes yo yo Shaq Shaq he was doing the real Shaq loves it in a yellow bus.

31:02Shaq loves it. Shaq loves it. He loves it. He was on a drink. Hey, I love Jada Gizma. He really fucking me up with this Eurostep shit. I'm going to get to a concert. No, no, no. You being a comedian, you seen that shit. You thought somebody helped. Nah, nah, nah. Anybody threw the battery in his back for him to hit me with that? Listen. That was too good. Yo, that shit was too good. Joe, I can't keep fighting you for verbal rebound position. Listen. and rappers and comedians have a little bit of... Because it's wordplay. It's jokes. It's metaphors. It's punchlines. So that's not... Listen, I can rap, but I'm not a rapper.

31:44But I can... Some lyrics. Let me see. I don't want to embarrass myself, because I tried to do a Biggie impression and it was awful. But I wrote the lyrics where I said something about the... Biggie baby delivers cold like the shivers. Talk slick shit. Spit game is vicious, malicious How I roll through you like a cancer Doc speak, bleep, talk about your chances Seem to work slow, the chemo Flesh to the bone marrow, fight when no narrow Fuck sorrow, fuck beef Make peace with your priest at least Nigger think about tomorrow, pop up, spot ya Biggie B done dropped ya, Chris keep it real Keep it frank like Sinatra Something like that So I'm not a rapper You know what I mean?

32:23And I'm gutted in this new generation These niggas is cottage Then you was using the B.I. voice a little bit. But I don't really have it like that. How do you feel when you go in, enough people have Jack Biggie's voice that he don't have to be that accurate? Like, you know. But when I did it. Every fat dude came up to me with Biggie voice. Yeah. I personally, no disrespect, guys. Let me, if you want to learn something right now in hip hop, I think I've been in it for a long time as a fan, as a rapper. Don't jack nobody. Their style, their voice, their swag, you're wasting your time. Do you know how many guys I met that were fucking dead nice?

33:11They only had to be was dumb. And they might have been a superstar, but when they come on, and they doing the voice. I don't like nobody sounding like nobody. That's why when I get called an old head for going, yo, why don't you like this new generation? All you niggas sound the same. The same melodies, the same cadence, the same flow. All you niggas sound the same. But it was always like that, right? No, no, no. If you have, listen. In the 90s? Trech was rhyming like this. Dude, your niggas, it's crazy. If you look at every video at that time, every rapper from anywhere was doing, whoever's been popping, they've been jacking these people.

34:00If DMX, Tretch had that move. If DMX was, you know how many guys I've seen come in the studio with a dog thinking they, and those guys didn't last. No, at all. So originality was a thing back then. Oh no, very, very. But now it's commonplace to be the same. It's crazy. But I do believe that this new generation is a lot different from my, and I'm not trying to hate on them or talk them down. I just say that they're looking more for the bad or the lit. It ain't so much culture. It ain't so much, oh, yo, this was the legend. This is legacy. They like, yo, for some reason, everybody, I don't know if it's like that in comedy, but everybody think they could be a rapper.

34:49They think this is the easiest job in the world. Everybody. The guy at the Target. Target. The guy who works the front desk in this building. The guy at the deli. The dudes on the corner. Everybody think that rap is just the easiest shit in the world. And they could become successful. But a lot of people feel like today it is. Because it's garbage. This shit is just not as potent as it used to be. It's garbage. So the dude at Target can be a rapper. stepped on, baking soda. I'm telling you, if I really wanted to, I could do this shit. But my passion, my passion for excellence won't allow me to sound like garbage.

35:31I try to tell like guys, similar, I try to, we're not so offensive, but I try to tell like my nephews or whoever try to rap and all that, I'd be like, yo, it's so much easier for you. And we had to guard, Rock Kim. you know even Fat Joe I discovered Big Pun but I went to the school of Big Pun meaning we double platinum and the party's outside and we the hottest and he be like fuck that we writing rhymes today there's 90 degrees and everybody coming in the Benz is in the truck yo we going to Orchard Beach he be like fuck all that crack we writing and so I went to the school of Big Pun with he will bust your bubble like the way we used to rhyme when Big Pun was alive it's not even healthy for your brain but you find a way to put 50 words in one loose leaf thing one of the most classics ever diddly diddly diddly this is exactly what I'm thinking of while I'm explaining it to you right it's like when we did that song it was like so much pressure to put every word together everything together and now you gotta have some swag some melody something It's definitely easier now.

36:47Listen, man, I sent out a post one time where I said, Biggie's Niggas Bleed should be a tutorial for anybody trying to rap. Because with that picture he painted, with the melody and the pace of the song, you thought you was looking at a scene in a Martin Scorsese film. I mean, it was vivid. And I'm like, that should be... If you're going to be a rapper, you should have... I thought in real life, I can't say much. Yeah. In real life, I can't say as much as him because they was actually part of the team. But, you know, Biggie was my man. And I've seen the Scorsese picture in real life. You know, I was in his house hanging out with him in Brooklyn.

37:31And this heat just got lit. But I mean, like, just got lit. He was like, yo, Joe, come to my show. I think it was Roseland at a Palladium. I got a show tonight, this and that. And Biggie was like us. Hockey shirt, shorts, whatever, this, this, this. And man, when I seen the pictures of that party, where he had the salmon suit on with the gaiters, I seen him transform into that character. Not saying he ain't the real deal, but I seen it with my own eyes. It shocked me. I knew him and I couldn't believe it. He did so much for the culture of taking, if you think about Biggie, everything was underground before that.

38:10So a song like Mass Appeal, there was straight hardcore beats, primo and lyrics from Guru, rest in peace. That was a hit. And that was playing on every radio station. And it was like hardcore shit was the hit. And then Biggie turned it into like taking those samples and making it a super hit. Right. So his vision to rap on those beats and to take it to another level, everything about him, it still blows my mind every time I listen to Biggie because I just can't believe he was that good. Like, and it's cadence and it's flow. It's funny because, again, when people go, yo, what's your top five? And I say it and I've seen this online where people go, I don't know how people put Big in a top five.

39:02He only released two albums. And I'm going, listen, how much evidence do you need to see to tell that somebody is special? So what do you think? That if he was alive, he would have just fell off? It was going to get better. I don't need eight albums to know what you were. You showed me the first time. So come on, man. That's what I'm telling you, man. People are fucking stupid. Most people are fucking stupid. Like, you really don't see it. You don't understand it. And because I'll say that, I'll just sneak the hip. What you want me to do? You're staying true to your opinion and you're voicing your opinion.

39:42I don't disagree with you. I've had young kids tell me that Biggie sounds like to the hip, hip, hip, to them right now with the way they rap. You know, the youth is crazy. Look, our heroes, well, my heroes, like I said, I grew up on y 'all. Rakim, KRS-One, you know what I mean? Biggie, they heroes was Lil Uzi, satchels and purses. I can't disrespect Lil Uzi on here. That's your opinion. I'm just... He's my guy and I love him. What was your experience like on Mad TV? Because when I saw you on there, it was like you was fucking lit beyond... It was like one of the first black people on Mad TV, for me.

40:25Yeah, yeah. Were you? No, actually, before that, it was Orlando Jones, Phil Lamar, and Debra Wilson. I came in season three. He was one of the ladies. Listen, man, you know, again, if I could have had it my way, I would have loved to have taken the path of Eddie Murphy, you know, a couple of years on SNL and then to the stratosphere. But I didn't get a chance to play in the NBA. I played in CBA or the ABA. You know what I mean? Mad TV just wasn't SNL. Let me tell you something. But they always got that little white affiliation. No disrespect to my white brothers and sisters, but they always got like J.B.

41:00Smoove. He's pretty much a black Jew. He with that Larry David. He must be performing at every bar mitzvah. J.B. Smoove is Jewish. Don't get that fucked up. Once you get that little Eminem co-sign. I'm telling you, that's my man. They love him. The Jews love him. He's down with Larry David. That's his group. like Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan keep it all the way hip-hop. Big gold chase. I be bumping into Tracy Morgan's one guy. I bump into the hood in the million dollar Lamborghini any other day with the top off. I don't know what the fuck he doing there. He driving by himself, no security. He's all the way hood.

41:49But for some reason, the white people really love Tracy Morgan. I mean, he had all the right notes. You know what I mean? Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock. You know what I mean? So he had all the right notes. And listen, I've worked with him. So there is a truth to that. Oh, absolutely. And listen, Tracy, man, you know I love you. We comedians. But I always go, Tracy Morgan sounds like a New York City drag wave. Yo, shit. Yeah. Tracy. How you doing? That's comic banter, man. He's got shit none of my idols, huh? But that's what comics do, man. And if he was here, he'd hit me back. Yeah, I'm Tracy. Let's go.

42:34Tracy caught that bag, too. Yeah, he sure did. That motherfucker got too much money. Every time I see him, yo, can I invest? He don't even know what he want to invest in. Every time I see him, you want some money? Can I invest? Yo, Tracy, I don't need no money now. That motherfucker got the super bag. You know, he told me, he said, if he dropped. because we live in the same neighborhood. His shit is bigger than mine. Don't get it fucked up. It's that 30 Rock money. I think it was that Walmart money. I'm sure that made the bag heavier. But NBC, Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock, Prime Time. I'm sure he had the bag, but the bag.

43:13Yeah. You know, when you lawsuit, it's like, you don't get no taxes on that or nothing. You get the whole whatever you get. But he said he called the cops on his, if he sees his brother and sisters in that neighborhood, because they don't belong there. He'll call the cops like, yo, they outside. That's hilarious.

43:34What happened? They said you had an encounter with the dog backstage in LA, BMX. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Yeah, this was back when, you know, comedy albums was a thing. So I went to the Jay-Z concert at the Staples Center, and everybody in the back, you know, busts rhymes and snoop. And I was trying to get people to hold up the album and be like, yo, support my man. So I saw X and I was like, yo, hey, he said, dog, let me hold it. And so I go into the locker room and there's one entrance in, one entrance out. 15 niggas came in there behind him. And then the security comes in, slams the door and stands in front of the door.

44:12And I'm like, hey, I was just wondering if you could do some joint. Dog, my voice, I don't know. I heard you, you know what I mean? My voice. Let me hear it. If it's good. Yeah. If it's not.

44:25Let me tell you something, man. I've been I've been I've been black my whole life. I grew up, you know, I didn't grow up in the projects, but I grew up poor. And that's how I knew where my level of blackness ended. This thing was talking to me. And at one point he pulls the razor blade from under his tongue. And that's the first time I saw that. And I'm like, how is this nigga talking? and not cutting himself. And I went, yeah, my nigga them ends there. Yo, my nigga them. I'm black up to a point. That was it. Let me tell you something. Your man, DMX, the stories I got about DMX, he probably got more.

45:04He was down with them. But yo, DMX, man, he was the trip. He was the real, real trip. He did Mad TV. He was the real deal. DMX, man. Yeah, I played his mother. We did a skit where he came off the road, and I'm in the green outfit with the gray hair and the glasses with the chain with Tim's on. And so he's like, yo, my, these bitches, you know what I mean? They don't let me fight for me, Earl. You know what I mean? And I was like, yo, son, relax. We're going to talk about these hoes. So it's just me and him going back and forth. Like, yeah. I thought of this crazy story, right? It's going to lead to a question for me.

45:39All right. This is crazy. I like this. It's insane. It's an insane one, right? But it's the truth. It's uncapable. right so I got a friend right he passed away we used to call him Joe Bentley because he owns so many Bentleys and when we go to Miami we used to have all these drop top Bentleys this guy had too many Bentleys like an Italian dude too much right he died he died right but I'm just telling you this story because I thought about it on the way here I was like who it be but anyway so this guy must have been the original capper. Because you know, everything I say is true. These people just ain't have an incredible life like this.

46:24So they can't comprehend the shit I be saying, right? So this man was the bigger capper than me. So every time, he was so rich, but every time he would tell me stories, I'd be like, he's full of shit. Told me he used to fuck, sit, share. One day he picks me up in my house in Miami, pulls up to Star Island, Cher opens the door and the boostier and this and that. He comes and ass walks in. Shit, you can't believe, right? So the man tells me that when O.J. Simpson was in the Bronco, he was in the airport with the private that O.J. Simpson is his man, right? He was the one waiting for him, for him and A.C.

47:04Green to come on a private breakout. This guy did. A.C. Green. Outcours. But the point is, the man telling me all this shit, the whole time, I know, yo, Fendi, I know he's my man, he's filthy rich, but the shit he was telling me, I could not believe, right? So one day it's his wife's birthday. And he says, yo, we throwing, his wife is named Nicole. Joe Bentley, his wife is named Nicole. So he says, yo, we throwing her birthday party in my other house up in like where Trump lives, Palm Beach or some shit. We pull up. This shit got white horses. The guy had too much money, right? I go with the terror squad.

47:51It's me, where me, Pistol Pete. This is why I got witnesses with this one. we going there, OJ Simpson is in the house. So Remy and Pistol start smoking blunts with him. They having the best time with OJ Simpson. OJ was smoking? Smoking blunts with Remy and Pistol, right? Remy said she even got a picture of that, right? So I go like this. You murder two people smoking blunts is easy. Yeah. You right. You right. The moral to the story is when they came down to cut the cake, happy birthday, Nicole. Joe Bentley puts the machete in OJ's hand. And he says, you did it, nigga, you did it. And OJ starts chasing him around the house with the fucking knife.

48:38Y 'all gotta get an animator and turn these stories. No, no, shout out to Mr. Commodore. That's what we need. Mr. Commodore just already started. You seen the shit he did? He did it like when I robbed a gym. He played it over. He's white-faced with blonde hair, fat belly out. He's doing the Charlie Murphy. But listen to what I'm saying. OJ starts chasing him around the house with the knife. He said, you did it, man. You did it. The fucking... Who would be the OJ Simpson of 2025 if somebody killed their wife or something like that? What the fuck is he talking about? Who would stop TV? What are you talking about?

49:21Who would stop TV if they was in the white Bronco chasing them. They might have allegedly killed their wife. In 2025, who's the celebrity? Any celebrity. No. That's murder and fame? So you think any celebrity would have the TV going crazy? Yeah. So you ain't got one pick. OJ wasn't even a big celebrity when that shit happened. He just was OJ. My pick is Tiger Woods. because you got a white girl. It got to be a white girl, right? To make this shit go crazy. And white people... Where did this come from? I thought he had a question for you. I do. Here's the question. The question is, I was setting him up.

50:08Who's the OJ of today? Who's 2025 as a celebrity allegedly did some shit like that? Who would every channel turn on to? Anybody that killed two people. But when you say that element, now you're talking about the white girl. Does it have to be that element? No, I'm just thinking about how crazy it can get. Will Smith. From slap to murder.

50:35Will Smith running is crazy. Oh, no. And Jazzy Jeff is driving. Jazzy Jeff is driving. And he got the aux cord. He's DJing while he's driving. And as he's driving, it's in West Philadelphia, born and raised. Oh, because I'm thinking Tiger Woods got the white wife. He's golf. The white people watch golfing because the white people love OJ. That's what made it so crazy. Right. But it's 2025. Black men murdering white women don't have the same cachet. Yeah. Yo, yo, yo, the views of this ain't, yo, this is out of control.

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53:25The mission is life-changing and monthly donations make it possible. Become a donor today at foldsofhonor.org to help meet their sacrifice with hope. so most of us in hip-hop grew up poor struggling to this day i got family members that are in the fact i gotta add but i gotta cut you off before that because it's something like assholes in the comments that think i grew up like the huxtapos I don't know what the fuck is wrong with these people but and coming from where we come from it's a beautiful thing to have both of your parents I know in rap they see all these people yeah we had both of our parents do that mean we wasn't in the street?

54:17no do that mean our household we had gold spoons? no my mom did she bust her ass my pops was on drugs he was able to shake back I was outside doing shit. I was smart in school. I was athletic. But I was outside. Just ask the people. Just ask the cops. Just ask any fucking body you want to ask. And some reason these people got, you can't be, you know, you can't be standing up to your word if you have both of your parents. Are you some type of an asshole? It's a blessing to have both of your parents if you can have both of your parents. Illiteracy. The illusion is like, yo, he's losing new records.

55:01Yo, listen, if you a bum, don't comment on made niggas. I tell him again, crack. If you a bum. Don't comment on made niggas, man. Just just just. And. What's wrong with Elevate? What's wrong with? Came from somewhere to get the fuck out of it. Super superior. That's how I'm looking at that thing. I don't understand when people are stuck in time.

55:35Yo, Harlem, you got something? Look at my man Harlem made for me, man. He said he got a gift for me. I told him, man, you might as well come on Harlem everywhere, man. He's a great guy, man. I knew you looked at it. I knew you had it. You know this shit happened. Bill Clinton wearing the TS Air Force. That's fine. This ain't Photoshop, my brother. No, that's fine. There ain't no capping this. You see that I got that presidential Bill Clinton rocking these sneakers. I've been trying to put up a poster I got of this in my house. They won't allow me. Hold it up. It's Bill Clinton, bro. Thank you, my brother.

56:13This shit is beautiful. I don't see why he wouldn't wear your Air Force Ones. He like getting ed. Throw the flag. Yo, you got two, two. That's a flag. He gonna hit me with a flag. I hit my own something. Throw the flag, man. Probably had some airs on when he got right. Man. I mean, my man Bill. Probably had airs on in the whole office that day. I know somebody who's, I can't say, but who is, I'm talking about top five dead or alive singer. I can't even, in every genre. The man goes to perform for Christmas at the White House. And he says Bill Clinton pulled him in the room and was like, yo, where the hoes at, bro?

57:05I thought you were.

57:11it seems bill ain't learned his lesson yo bill clinton tells him i'll tell you who have to call us you'll die the man tells me yo i'll go to sing at the white house bill clinton pulls me in the room like yo i thought you had all the bitches man where's the bitches at this is that he was like yo this is the in the white house the president you know bill he's like the ladies man

57:37Oh, speaking of food, you know the spot? Well, shout out to Make My Cake in Harlem. Yo, Make My Cake in the Sky, yeah? Remember Make My Cake? They don't want 25th service. People used to walk by them on 7th, and you could just smell it. Oh, God. People's watched our episode from the Bronx. I'm from Harlem, for real. But God. I'm telling you. My mom's father. People from the Bronx, the restaurant you said that got the banging sauce is Groovy Lou's in-laws. They're going to next show, they're going to bring, they're going to lace you and bring you the spot. Remember? Because you told us about it on the show.

58:17What else I told you? Somewhere in the Bronx, I got the chicken, the sauce. One of these episodes you was talking about a spot in the Bronx with the banging sauce. Well, whoever you was talking about, they're coming. It's Groovy Lou's sister's husband owned you. They're coming. He's about to bring you all the chicken and all the sauce you want in the world. Fonzip put me on to turkey chops back in the day. Stop and shop. They ain't got the turkey chops because I went to every stop and shop looking for the turkey chops. They ain't got it. They ain't cooked though, Red. You gotta cook them. But what the bigger question is, is what exactly are we talking about?

58:54Fake pork chops. He must be hungry because he can't talk about food. Do we need to order? I'm just saying, what's the end-all be-all? Are we hungry? Because I'm hungry, too. Is it coming now or the next episode? Why would y 'all need to order no chicken? He ordering some shit for next week. I'm telling you right now. Same thing with you, Jade. I'm thinking, is the shit coming today? I'm hungry. No, no, what I'm saying is, we was talking Harlem culinary. I'm trying to conduct an interview. He over here asking you about your five favorite soul food. No, I didn't. You said turkey chops. That came out of the action.

59:30I came out of the soulful because the Chinese spot of 140. But you feel me, but I had incident. Food is really important. So we got the turkey chops. I'm like, yo, like they bringing something. I'm with you. I thought we was on. He said, no, no, what? Shout out to Von Zipp. I'm looking for turkey chops. No, no. What's on this guy's mind over there? Von Zipp used to take me to a spot downtown, like big time, a Caprieli's or some wild shit. And they used to have the turkey chops that you take home and you fry it like pork chops. And it tastes like pork chops. They stopped making it. So the other day I seen a soul food joint and I was like, yo, it said turkey chops.

1:00:13I was like, yo, where the fuck the turkey chops been? And then everybody started selling me turkey chops and they all said stopping shop, but I went to like 10 stopping shops. By the way, we got rewinded 10 up in that motherfucker too. So if you want to go So moral of the story is, there's no turkey chops. They are. He just don't know where they're at. I love that we found something, though, because I was confused. I'm just happy we found it. I'm crazy. Don't mind me, guys. No, I love it. I love it. I'm just happy we found it because I wasn't sure where we was going to defend you. I used to eat turkey chops for years.

1:00:49They discontinued it. And then the other day I talked about it in one of the shows and everybody told me, Nah, they got the turkey chops. So I went to 10 supermarkets in the hood and I couldn't find the tech. How dare they? That's a big deal for me. That's a big fucking deal. But you know, ain't no swine. Ain't no pork on my fork. No ham in my pan. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what you're saying. I don't know.

1:01:18At 15. Yeah. Little sweet tender age of 15. and you choreographed Beyonce's ring the alarm video. What was that? How did that? That's crazy. How did that? You want to know what's crazy? Another stamp to New York. She wanted to learn the chicken noodle soup. Wow. And this is, you know, this one I was rolling around with the big hair, the fitted cap, you already know. You know what I'm saying? So who better to get it right? You feel me? So they called me because I was outside battling everybody. Like it was up for everybody. So it was like, they called me to come and do it, but you already know the hall.

1:01:50And I'm like, I'm about to throw a wow of this shit in there. like she had one job she just wanted to learn the chicken noodle soup and i went in there and i was ready like i wasn't like i was like hey everybody i'm ready to work let's go boom boom and she just started dying laughing she's like oh yeah she's a star like i was i was ready we were shaking the soup and some more shit like i was throwing in mad other shit like maybe this maybe this then she called me back um for another performance that she had and you know let me you know help work on that and you know it's just was amazing but i'm also a sponge i'm spongebob square fucking pants like i'm a soak in everything i'm gonna take learning so to be able to you know work with her and it's like at that age i'm taking in everything but all of me is like understand aesthetics and i was already 15 walking by dance groups like nah this need to be like this yeah because if you look from here it's just not right it ain't i ain't rolling you feel me like i was oh i was bossy but it was always for the best you know your hood right you know i don't know if you know i started at 132nd and park avenue where yes ma 'am right by where the pimps and the hoes used to be and the free cheese was out there underneath the train my man chubby love he passed away.

1:03:10My man Chubby Love, a.k.a. Gerard X, his sister's trying to get the block named after him. So you know the term where the basketball courts and the handball court, where he used to say crack is whack. He used to be out there. So one day he pulls up, he's in the Ford Taurus, and he gets out the car. This guy is like 600 pounds. You have had to see him when you was a kid. He was this big, and he got out. Louis Vuitton from the floor, Rob. And I said, oh, shit. What's that? Because this guy, 500, 600 pounds. What the fuck? He was like, yo, this Dapper Dan. He was like, yo, I was like, what? He took me to Dapper Dan?

1:03:55When I was 14, I got my first Dapper Dan. Because Gerard X, I never seen no shit like that. He get out the car, the car go up. he goes and the motherfucker Louis Vuitton all the way up and that guy took me to that Gerard X and so when I realized you're from that same hood right there very important growing up so hard though right like growing up in that area because you know you go to that school across you went to that school right there school right around the current What's that school right there? What? Oh, my God. I was a menace in PS30. Yeah, but you know they got like metal detectors and shit.

1:04:44TSA in that school. My man's wife was the principal. She had me go talk to the kids. I've never seen no shit like that. They had the metal detectors with the cop in the front. They still got pimps and shit and all that over there.

1:05:01You know what I mean? Natina, make sure we got permission for this because last time you tried this shit, they said, boom. Yo, that was a great song. Matter of fact, hold on. Bullshit is that. You sure you smoked in the White House? Yeah. You. Me? What about me? We did this before, and then I watched the episode of the screen. We got black. Y 'all just make sure y 'all find his turkey chops. You heard it? Say that again. Y 'all just make sure y 'all find his turkey chops. He ain't finding it. What the hell you doing in them turkey shops? He ain't finding it. Find them turkey shops. Stu Lennox.

1:05:38Not Stu Lennox. He ain't finding it. You could have got it when you did it. When you sold the rum. When you sold the soferizo. You know what's crazy? Type it in Uber Eats. You was right. You type it in Uber Eats, you might be able to find the turkey shops. They gonna find them wherever it is at. You know what? That's my mission today. I'm gonna find me some turkey shops. Let me go to Uber Eats right quick. I'm gonna go to Stu Lennox everywhere. They got something in Louis. I'll get you some. They ain't got no, they ain't got no, uh, turkey chops. Let's get it to this exclusive. Feed the whole damn thing.

1:06:08Put it loud, James. Put it loud.

1:06:27Put it loud. You don't give a fuck about losing or stay home, so now I'm gone.

1:06:40Was your wife or was your father that? But all you did was make me cry. But you enjoyed the view. Hey. So fucking selfish, can't get through to you. Who really wins when a family feud? So could you turn love blue? Your pride will divide the night this time I believe I never said it to me I never said it'd be easy But the hard part is over with me I'm through I believe I never said it to me I never said it'd be easy But the hard part is over with me

1:07:42Lucky day, I knew it.

1:07:58I do move on Thinking we timed out Thinking I signed out The hard part is over with Over with Now I'm gone The hard part is over with

1:08:30Sheesh. Sheesh. Oh.

1:08:38Escape Room. That was the hard part. Holy shit was that a beautiful song. Make sure you download, stream, purchase, wherever you get your forms of music. Escape Room Project will be out. Shout out Lucky Day. Shout out Lucky Day. This guy gon' perform six-packed out, this guy right here, right? Lucky day. And let me - I gotta tell you, the vibe that gave me, first of all, you picked up right where you left off, even better growth. Yeah, that shit was neat. But the vibe - That was a beautiful - You know, that reminds me of when she called the car and she was like, you might not have noticed me, but I'm the waitress.

1:09:23Alicia? You know, I throw water in your coo - My boss told me not to throw the milk. I bet on my work clothes. He told me not to throw the milk, but I throw the milk in your chocolate. What was the name of that spot? Legendary on the 100th. Pan Pan. Pan Pan was legend. Yo, you got us. You ain't no pork on my fork. You ain't no the name of you. No ham in my pan. That's a Harlem restaurant. I knew the name of you. All right, but Pan Pan. But this is why y 'all got to hear. That's that five, though.

1:09:57I never really brag about jail because I only did four months. I got friends that did 20, 30, 40 years. But last night I get - I only did four days. Huh? I only did four days. Man, that's a lot. Looking out the window for four days. Looking at the bus stop. What? I know you was at County, so you had black coffee, bologna sandwich, shit like that. Grackhead, smell it like - I had one cup of Kool-Aid. Tell you something. I did two vitamins. I got to explain this to you. I did time in the feds. Don't I? And there's two, you know, I'm thinking, right? Oh, it's you. Let me tell you. I'm just thinking, right?

1:10:36I grew up in the projects, right? And there's this grass in the middle of all the project buildings. We got big project buildings. Every building's 14th floor, 145 apartments. I counted all the doors. Right?

1:10:52Everybody was right. 14th floor, 145 apartments. Yes. I counted all the doors. I counted all the doors. Now, and everybody got nine kids. So this shit is like, you fuck up one guy, you got to fight the other brother. You got to fight Jamie, Jonathan, Crayford. Till you get fucked up. Till one of them found you out. You got to go up the line. Then the cock diesel brother come out. Zone. Good luck. At least you stood tall. You fought him. You got your ass whipped. That's where I come from. Projects is like Gladiator. the point I'm trying to make is there's a big grass in my projects. Everybody has shootouts there.

1:11:29They have fights. You know, one day I go up to the roof of my building and I look at the grass and I say to myself, was this like an experiment? Because like if you go up on my roof and you see the gun battles and the fights and everything that happened in the middle of the grass, you sit up there, it's almost like the Coliseum. And so where I'm getting to is when you go to the feds where I went, you got 2000 dudes, Jamaicans, Aryan nations, Spanish dudes, black dudes, this these white American dudes. And there's only four tables. I'm just trying to. There's four tables with four chairs. that's 16 seats and there's 2 ,000 guys and it's right in front of the three TVs you got the Spanish TV the blackest guy don't know English she looking at the mommies in the Spanish TV like that's like no no that shit is like you might as well call that shit soft porn motherfucker looking at that they don't gotta know what they talking about they up in there like this every day right so you got four tables of course I got a table, right?

1:12:42Ooh, I got a table. No, no, I walk in there in 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, I say, yo, who sits in them tables? Homeboy looked at me shook, because a lot of guys are pussy. They're not really real. Just because you in jail, you act tough, you get in jail, I watch people get smack, punched in the face and say, my bag, and keep walking. These guys cocked. These who playing basketball, nephew, you don't got to go in there for me to tell you. The guys you think is tough on your block, I watch guys get punched in their face and say, my bag, I'm sorry and walk away. I never seen no shit like that. You got to fucking murder me.

1:13:16Like, you just can't do it, right? So I'm up in there. He does that. I go down to the table. Guy's sitting there. I'm like, you're my man. Get the fuck up. He don't want to get up. I say, you're my man. You got to get the fuck up. He got up and he left. So I took the table. Ten minutes in there, right? Sit down. Half the jail hated me. A thousand niggas hated me because they was like, oh, he's not gonna kick freestyles these niggas in here on this bullshit who wanted you to rhyme everybody rhyme in jail everybody wanna rhyme for you I ain't let one dude rhyme for me so I'm sitting down in the chair they looking some of them hate me some of them don't who gives a fuck only got four months anyway so I'm willing to be in the box for the four months the point is soon as I figured it out like I just needed like a week in there right because the first the feds don't give you commissary I don't give a fuck if you Donald Trump it takes you two weeks I walked in there listen you got him getting it he breaks the rules let me tell you I walked in with$5 ,000 cash in my pocket to put in commissary still took two weeks the point is the first meal I had to wait online.

1:14:38And they were very generous. Everybody, they kept throwing like the plate, they kept throwing, they threw like six or eight of them on my table, right? When I tell you this shit tastes like dog... Listen, even the guys that mind their business, there's some guys in jail mind their business, don't bother nobody. They're over there, they don't talk to nobody. You know, they're good people. When I tell you all of them looked over and wanted to see my first reaction to his fucking food, this was dog shit. this food, right? My dog was eating better than this. They all look and they was like, okay, he know what it is in here now, right?

1:15:13So I go like this, but very quick, I got me an Italian chef. They had a chef down in the thing, Chef Junior. He wasn't pussy, so don't think he was just a tech, but he was my chef. He'd make me homemade ice cream, mozzarella. They would steal the clams and he would make me the green clam sauce, all type of shit. We was dumbing out.

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1:18:20but I saw him and he was man he had that boot strength so like he played basketball and nobody wanted to deal because he'll hit you with an elbow or shit he was strong so I said my man come with us man you eat with us you with us I gave him a name Hong Kong's Mongolia and one day he comes up to me because the guy's partially slow I mean but he's just no no he's not slow he's just slow he's a little bit off He ain't go past second grade, but this guy was, you know, he was. Damn, second grade. Give him at least six grades. No, this guy take out 1020. Give him six. Give him six or seven. This guy would take out 1020 guys.

1:19:05Like, it was all out war. He's going to take out 1020. He's Hong Kong's Mon Cody. Yo, look at that. He used to stand there like this. The white guys was looking like, oh, shit. There got to be something to this. Fat Joe snatched up this guy, and I'm calling him. And the old job, yo, listen, ain't no different than this show. Hong Kong's Mongolian. He's walking through. What's up, boss? They looking like we made of a stake. We didn't recruit this thing. He's the Hong Kong. He was like Shadour. They let him go. They let him go. He went past all the drafts, and I seen the sparkle in him. I said, yo, this is Hong Kong's money.

1:19:50He come up to me one day. He said, boss, boss. I said, what's up? He said, I just realized Hong Kong and Mongolia is two different places. I said, my man, shut the fuck up. Be happy I gave you a day. Get the fuck out of here. Okay, boss. Okay, boss. He goes on. But I got this story, right? I thought about it last night. And I don't really brag about jail because these guys did 10 ,000 years in jail. but in the feds less now than ever but they always said you go to the feds and guys got money in there so next to me in the table don't ask me how they got the table was for latinos but they they could be i'm in miami so they could be like cuban but i don't think they're cuban but you could tell they got money like in the streets if i pulled up in the cullinan they pulling up in the college.

1:20:39They're pulling up. These guys got money. They're not bothering nobody. They got money. I don't really talk to them because they really ain't my type of guys. I'm sorry if y 'all watching. It wasn't my style of guy. You know what I'm saying? And so one day we sitting there, we watching TV and the guy goes and orders a pizza pie. Now, at least jail I was in, a pizza pie is like caviar. Everybody ain't have a pizza pie. Any normal person ain't have... You had a real pizza pie or something? No, no. Jail pizza pie is still a big deal. In jail, I watch niggas throwing bananas down they shit. I pull like niggas do the most derelict shit for anything in there.

1:21:21Like, I mean, grown men, yo, watching your back while you're stealing a banana. That's how bad it is in jail, bro. This shit is really a third world country in America. It's bad in there. But anyway, pizza, they up to like 20 pizzas for no reason. They couldn't even eat it. Y 'all, another pizza. Every time a pizza came, they kept looking at me. My table was right next to them. It was like, I go in my cell. Okay. In the feds, at least the jail I'm at, the eggs they give you in the morning is powdered eggs. They had never seen a real egg in the jail. A fucking egg. Think about where you go to the store and buy a dozen.

1:22:02they had never seen a real egg in the jail I was in I go in my cell I come out Mike weighs right there the whole fucking shit you see crack a egg bam one that was it yo they had never seen an egg bam one bam two bam I'm up to 40 50 eggs just bam Bam! Bam! The whole jail's watching. The arm is... Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo, I'm trying to... 40-58! How about I keep going to like 6-7? 67-8? 6-7? 6 '7", like this? Them motherfuckers look at me dizzy. They learned. The pizza dudes. Bro, they'd never seen an egg. I bust open so many eggs. The scrambled eggs was so big. And I just kept going like this, like, letting them know, like, yo, bro, I got shit you ain't even see in this fucking jail.

1:23:24Y 'all trying to play with me with some pizzas? Y 'all got me fucked up. I get up to the six, seven. I give it to Chef Junior, let him go. You know what's crazy is we had, and this, no offense, but this slight racist, what I'm about to say right now. We had, no, no, no, I'm telling you. We had one Asian guy in the whole jail. One Asian. And I would barf him every day. Like, yo, you make Chinese rice. You know how to cook. You know how to cook. I'm a fat dude. I prefer, like, listen to me, man. I want the Chinese rice, the man telling me, yo, I don't cook. I keep bothering him. Yo, he's like, I don't cook.

1:24:08I don't cook. I'm like, yo, you got Chinese, you know. Huh? They know how to make it. I got to give him it. He wouldn't let me punk him into making Chinese rice. I kept bothering him. Like, yo, you make Chinese, you got Chinese food. You got Chinese, you know how to, he was like, no, I don't know. All right. So one day is my man's birthday. and I give the dude the white towel like in Mr. Chow and I have him serve my man for his birthday like his man. I say, yo, Mr. Chow, baby. Mr. Chow, I got the, with the white, with the white towel over his head. I'm like, yo, Mr. Chow, man, in the feds, man.

1:24:47You got Mr. Chow. Yo, we was clowns, man. This thing is crazy. No, no. Yo, listen. Clowns. I said so I go on a visit and somebody slips me some Jordans now in the feds you're either wearing a gray sweatsuit or a beige I don't give a fuck who you are they are not no one has Jordans I got it by default told me yo slip your shit off. I slipped it off in the visit. Then I put them on as Jordans. Biggest mistake of my life. I go up in the elevator the whole elevator's life. You know, because in this building, they got these elevators. You can put a tractor trailer in there. So they got 300 guys on the building.

1:25:41The whole visit is looking at my feet like... I walk in the fucking tier. Puerto Rican dude, Barber. I would love to see him. He was a Barber with a little tail from Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico, he was a real one. so he runs up and goes like I tell you it's real racial in there he runs up and goes Maybach! Maybach! he starts screaming if I wanted to be on the low it's no low he's screaming Maybach Maybach basically he's saying yo the Puerto Rican the Latino guy the Maybach like the Cullinan on his feet you ain't never see this shit he telling everybody yo them Jordans is a Maybach in here man It's a fucking Maybach.

1:26:25And he's screaming there. Everybody start looking there from all corners. So I get the spaghetti feet, damn near. You know, my shit looking like Jerry Lewis. I'm walking too. For sure, I'm in trouble, right? For sure. I'm not scared that somebody's stealing a sneaker. I'm in trouble, right? So I felt like homeboy, what's his name? Huggy Bear with the fish tank pumps. Remember when he came out the jail, he had the fish in the shoes? years later and they was playing public enemy his shit did. I'm gonna get you sucker. Bro, I felt like Huggy Bear walking out there in them shits. Sure enough, the next day, they rush my cell.

1:27:04They got these people like internal affairs or whatever they call SIS. They rush the cell. Boom. I'm working out. They pull out the Jordans. I go in the thing. The assistant warden is there. Now this woman, shout out to the woman. She's like tough, real tough. So I said, hey, I was always nice to this lady. I don't know why I was always nice to her. Anytime I passed her, anytime I did something, I was like, hey, I had that report. So she says, none of these people are your friends, Joe. We got like 40 phone calls from the hotline talking about you got the Jordans. So I'm like, you know, I know they're not my friends.

1:27:49She said, do you know what we got in here? I said, no. She said, such and such, the leader of the shower pass. Such and such, the leader of the guerrilla fuck army in Columbia. Such and such, the kingpin of all, because it's Miami's the hub. So if you're doing work out there, Jamaica, Santo Domingo, Puerto Rico, the killers are all killers. They throw them over. It's Miami's the hub, right? And she said, and do you know every floor I go to, whose fucking name I hear the most? She said, fat motherfucking Joe. I said, yo, what you want me to do? Like, I've been humble. I don't get into arguments with nobody.

1:28:33She's like, Jody, not your friend. They called up and she gave me a chance. Thank God. But that was, you know, they all called on me. All you guys, you know who you are. They all called on me about the Jordans. But, you know, Joe was different. I don't advise nobody to go there. To me, it's like communism. It's a third world country. If your family don't send you no money, then you have no resort but to do crazy things, man. But I was just thinking about that today because I don't try to think about that. You know what I'm saying? But sometimes it can't escape your mind. Yeah, last night. I don't know.

1:29:06It's the simple things, man. I was just thinking about it because, you know, my whole life I've been chasing the stunt. My whole life I've been flexing. my whole life. Since I'm a kid, I've been trying to make a movie and I just got, I started laughing when I thought about the eggs and the fucking pizza pie. Like, I really stunted on him with the eggs. That shit was crazy, man.

1:29:34And I hear him tell the Cap stories. He exaggerates a little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. Just a little. A little exaggeration. But I was there for some of those things when it happened, so I know some of it is true. I know a majority of it is true. Most of it is true. If I tell you 100 guys, it might have been 25.

1:29:52I'm going to keep it up up. That's about the only thing I can see with Kat, because all my shit is backed up. That receipt. There is a lot of guys who took smacks to the face out there that y 'all call the biggest legends in the world, that they wearing it well, and they're looking at this show, and they're like, that boy is not lying. I'm telling you the truth. There's a guy, somebody had to get punished. If I'm telling you these stories, I'll rob the gym. I'll punish this one or this. Somebody's father was punished out there and knows it. And knows it. It knows it. You know, I had to go to Yonkers one time.

1:30:30I heard you heard a scrap. Oh, you heard that. I heard you heard it. You heard I threw the whole block on the floor. Don't you hear that? The whole block on the floor. The whole block? I didn't know that. The hole is that trap. I didn't hear it. On the floor. You know they're going to come see you. No, no, I'm not going to say that. It's the truth, though. I love you. I didn't throw a whole block on the floor. Because when I turned around, Raul and them boys had some things out, and the whole block was on the floor. Oh, you didn't say that. I took a guy and punishing him, right? Don't know a true story.

1:31:08But the guy's smart. He's trying to get away, right? So he's trying to climb the wall. Right, right, right. And a car pulls up. The door opens. Let me tell you about this, right? Because I got a lot of friends in Yonkers. Listen, I love Yonkers. I'm not 30-something years ago. I know who he's talking about. Let me tell you the story. I know this. I don't know all of this shit. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you if they ain't paint the picture for you. I'm going to tell you. so we go out there I get busy immediately I'm like who they like him it's on there's nothing to talk about let me see hold on hold on that's not half his size though he could have been seven feet tall I didn't know what he look like you gotta let the people know what I'm talking about it's a whole block look like a big drug block in the heart Elliot Elliot you know the block Elliot this ain't a cat Okay, but the picture I'm trying to paint to you is, I'm on this guy.

1:32:12The guy trying to get away, right? He fast. Boom. When I turn around, the whole block is on the floor. Raul and my man, rest in peace. Well, both of them passed away. They got them things out. Them extra russies. Out in the middle. Everybody on the street going, yo, this fucked up, man. This fucked up. Then the car come. And the door open. And the car's so low. When the guy got out, because I'm trying to get him, right? The guy's trying to climb over the gate. I don't even notice him, right? I turned around to Shadow, this big pun with a fucking bat in his hand. And a bat looked like a toothpick.

1:32:52That's how fucking big Pun was. And the shit, he twirling the fucking bat. And he going like this. And the whole block said, oh, shit. He wasn't rapping yet. Like, he wasn't rapping. Oh, they just saw a big bit. This was like Muggsy butting your lip. Like, this was some movie shit. He jump out the car. He fired 100 pounds with a bat. They was already on the floor. When they seen punt, the whole fucking block said, oh, shit. And the kid is trying to get away from the, on the gate. And punt hits him. He goes, aye. Punt hits him on the other side. Don't. but anyway that's not that guys by the way we'll find out soon I know I'm gonna get a lot of calls they know the truth they know the truth it's just one of 10 ,000 you do a lot of parties man that could have got really really violent I was right in the middle of it as soon as I seen you and I could tell the energy was getting ready to happen bong I turned that light on we're gonna do a shout out right now we're gonna do an interview Joe's like What?

1:34:05Revert the ending. Let's kill it. You co-produced the cult classic Juice. I told you. Hell, did you do that? So Juice was the first movie I worked on. So I worked with, I never worked with Ernest Dickinson. He directed it. Bless you. And, but the producer, Moretz, the guy's last name, he also went on to do like amazing movies. He came to me and he said, look, nobody's responding. This is early 90s. Nobody's responded to me because hip-hop movies was kind of whack in the early 90s. He's calling people. Nobody's calling. He might have called you. Nah, we good. He definitely ain't calling me. We good.

1:34:44So he goes, we got this movie. Can you come help it? Can you rewrite it? I go to the office. It's called Juice. I'm helping him rewrite it. The only person we've casted is this guy named Tupac. Tupac's not out yet. He's in part of Digital Underground, but he's not like, people don't know him. I don't know his name, but I don't know him. I'm like, all right. go in there. I said, all right, I hope you rewrite it. Called Queen Latif on the phone. Look, they're trying to get in contact with you. This is legit. She said, you working with him? I said, yeah. He said, all right, we'll see what's going on.

1:35:14Boom, she shows up. Next thing you know, Tretch shows up. Next thing you know, all these different people start showing up just because of - You validated. I validated. And I said, it's legit. And that was it. And it became, you know, a cult classic. we didn't know when we were shooting it. You don't know. But it became a cult classic. All of the guys in it. I got interviews behind the scenes. I haven't put that out yet. Of Juice. Wow. Torero Brothers is there. You know what? Torero Brothers was there. And it was with Rod and Mess. Yeah. And it was a Rod and Mess. You know, we kind of like hate social media, even though, you know, because we came up at a time where there was no social media.

1:35:51But through social media, I learned a lot of things. I never knew. Tupac walked. All the shit we bigging up, A$AP Rocky and all these guys for right now. Tupac was in the Versace show, walking the runway. Oh, right. That's not the one where he had the shirt off. It's not that. Nah, he walked up in the show. You know, of course, Quincy Jones' daughter, Kadada, which was his fiance. She must have plugged him in, but he was there earlier than anybody. And Tupac, when he was Tupac, was walking the runway. He was out there in France, and they said people couldn't get enough of him. Yeah, he was a serious guy.

1:36:28And when we shot the juice, you know, you have the Winnebago, the thing. Girls are lined up outside. It's crazy. I'm like this. You see women that you know, you're like, really? That's what you're doing, man? Word. You know, I went to a concert and Big Daddy Kane was performing. How about this one? You want a cap one? You want a yo-yo-yo? but this story been verified by Big Daddy King. So I'm just in the crowd as a fan. It was one of them Budweiser Superfests. Oh wow. And the crowd start going crazy. And through the crowd Tupac Shakur from Juice. The Juice is out already. Tupac walk in with the test.

1:37:18You was there? Wow. Oh I'm there then. I know what you're talking about. Oh I'm there. So I go, he walking through. He's walking with Biggie Smalls. How about that one? The fucking garden is losing their fucking mind. I'm just in the crowd watching Big Daddy came before him. He stops. Yo, crack. Come on. All I got out is Flojo. Flojo number one at the time, by the way, too. This party and bullshit, Biggie, right? We go on stage. Is this one the 7 Mac 11s? 7 Mac 11s. I'm standing on stage next to them. That's crazy. Okay? I'm on stage at Madison Square Garden with them. I remember Tupac pulling me up on the stage.

1:38:06Biggie, I got 7 Mac 11s about 8. Tupac even said, yo, Fat Joe passing the mic. Big Daddy Kane was like, not enough time, guys. Not enough time. He shut Joe crack down. Not enough times. This, this, that, this, this. It's cool because I knew for a fact I wasn't as good as Tupac or Biggie. So I'm cool. They gave me a thing, but Big Daddy Kane shut it down. Right, right, right. Right? And that's the infamous. I got seven Mac 11. And all my niggas in the pen. Here we go again. Mr. C. Freestyle. Ain't nothing. So now, years later, I tell that story. Right? And that might have started cap heaven for Fat Joe.

1:38:48Oh, full of shit. Water hole. This guy. Not him again. But Big Daddy Kane went up to drink champs. And Norrie asked him. He said, yeah, it's true. Joe was there. You know, I was running out of time. I was headlining. So I had to get to the hits. I said, Big Daddy Kane, no fat Joe was going to be that lean back fat Joe. No, he probably knew. He knew who he was. He didn't know I was going to be the lean back fat Joe or the Joey Crack Crack. Crack, crack, crack. So Biggie was a fan of Big Daddy Kane. I have footage of Kane performing deep in Brooklyn, in Fullon Street in the Hood. And Biggie's like a kid watching, like studying everything that he did.

1:39:32You know, he was everybody's favorite. He was a Big Pun's favorite too. Yes. Big Pun loved Coogee Rap and Big Daddy Kane. They was his favorite. Like I broke down to tears when he was at the funeral and Coogee Rap walked up. I was just like, because I knew how much he earned G-Rap and Big Daddy Kane. Then, you know, it goes on to Eminem, that whole cadence, that whole flow. You know what I'm saying? Great ones. The greatest ones. Yes.

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1:42:13The mission is life-changing and monthly donations make it possible. Become a donor today at FoldsofHonor.org to help meet their sacrifice with hope. I told Method Man this on the interview I did with him on the TV show, but I got to tell you the same story. What's that? I think I had the first show with Wu-Tang ever. Not first fat joke. First show of Wu-Tang. in Manhattan. I think it was Club Muse or some shit like that. And I performed with y 'all. Flojo was out at the same time. And I might have got$500 and then I seen them give y 'all the same$500. It was like 13 of you guys. I don't know.

1:43:00I was like, yo, this ain't gonna... I said, this ain't gonna never make it. It's 13 of them splitting the$500. Remember, it was like, yo, we went to McDonald's. We ate our shit, this, this, this. Did you ever look at the whole clan and say, yo, how are we going to make money with all these dudes? Nah, I never looked at it because I knew he was going to make it. No doubt. You know what I mean? I knew he was going to make it. You know what I mean? So I seen it. I seen it. Like a 27th Zenith. I was like, yo, yo, it was times we was doing promo. And I remember going to Texas somewhere. Yo, and they gave us a fake$100 bill.

1:43:40yo that's how it was we did shit we got paid a hundred dollars from what yo the bill was fake yes bill was mad fake and shit so I'm like oh and then from there it was like yo but you know what I respect those days though because that was our grind right there like we had we had to grind our shit out to get to where we is like right now nowadays it's like so easy hop on the internet you might just get a hit or just go viral we didn't have to go you didn't go viral, but you had to walk your dog back in those days and shit. Except 15, 20 niggas and a 15 passenger, like, we all bust up like this, sleeping on each other's shoulders and slobbing and shit, like, just going there, like, just moving.

1:44:25You know what I mean? So we come from, we come from that shit. You know what I'm saying? What you think about people our age, fucking even the young dudes, people like selling their soul to go viral, right? It seems like dudes are doing the corniest shit I ever seen in my life. Like, it's like, I just want to know what the fuck you getting out of this shit. Like, shit bugged out to me, man. I be like, and the social media ain't really for everybody. It's really for the youth, unless you could adapt to that shit. Because I don't watch enough guys that I respect as men in real life do clown shit on the social media.

1:45:06Yeah. that you respect his real life. You be like, yo, who's some of the realists? You would mention them. He get on social media, start doing wild, corny shit. What you think about that? Niggas corny from the beginning. You know what I mean? Ben corny. How you gonna just start doing that? Because that, you're a corny nigga off the top. You don't recognize, like, yo, I can't do that shit, bro. You know what I'm saying? What you doing it for? You know what I mean? So, you know, it just be like this. If you gonna start doing corny shit now, nigga, you was always corny. That's it. That's how I feel about ratting, but that's a different conversation.

1:45:39I feel like if you a rat, you a rat. If you work at the fucking Bodega and you seen too much shit and the cops come and you don't tell, it's just because you a nice guy, but you ain't ratting. Your moms and pops taught you don't be a rat. Once a nigga talk, don't let me hear that your girlfriend would dance or somebody stole you. You told. Right. Yeah. Okay. That's it. You told, you told. You told, you told. You can't fix that. Yeah, man, that's it, though. You got corny niggas everywhere, man. Mystery of Chess Boxing, man. Yeah. That's where you got your name from? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We was out there.

1:46:15You know, we all into these flicks and all that. And that's like, I happened to come across that flick one day. What's the... That was when... No, that's crazy because I was a little nigga and the older niggas in my grandmother's projects, they was passing around that tape. so when the VCR the VHS tape or the Mystery of Chess Box so when y 'all came out that shit was like it hit home it was like how they how this tape get from Whitney Young to Charlotte that's when I'm a little man I'm like how did they watch this game yeah this shit was crazy nah we been you know how the flicks used to be back in the days we was eight when the flicks come on you know on channel five Like, I think it was a Saturday.

1:47:03Three o 'clock. Saturday. It was a tune thing. What? Come outside. Imitate the flicks. Trying to move you. All that shit. You know what I mean? But, you know, I'm going to say something that might sound really weird to everybody. But, um. Fat Joe's a black belt. Those. Get ready. Let me get a flag. I fought enough niggas karate. I beat a karate expert up one time at Morris High School. That nigga used to come with the trophies. Yeah, yeah. Yo, he used to fight with the trophy. Yo, man. Yeah, yeah. I beat that boy. He know if he alive, he know I'm going to smoke out that nigga. All right. He used to come to the school with the trophies like he was a karate king.

1:47:43I beat the brakes off him in front of him. He thought niggas was scared of him because he was a karate. Right, because he's a little. That shit don't work over here. But what I was going to say to you, boy. He ain't catch you with nothing. He ain't catch you with a chop or shit or nothing. He was kicking, and I was going to. Yo. Bow. Kick it. Bow. Yo. By the fourth one, that boy was out of... Yo. Yo. It was like, yo, my man, this ain't the flicks, B. Right, right. Let's just rock him and sock him, nigga. I'm drunk. You got socked. Yo. But listen, that wasn't even where I was going. Yeah, did not.

1:48:16He lined me up. Every episode, he lined me up. Yo. Be careful. So I go like this. But when I look at the back of the days flicks, right, and I look at Bruce Lee, I might be crazy for this. But a lot of the ice grills, the lot of the faces he was made, he was like, and I look at rap from day one. And I wonder if he influenced the swag of hip hop from day one, like the grandmaster, fly at the sugar. They all had that, that thing, but we was, you got to understand. You got to understand, um, kiss. We watching that karate flick every Saturday. Bruce Lee was like a God. He was Michael Jordan out here.

1:49:02Me too. But he had the ice grills and all that. And then rappers always had a, I don't know, man, some shit. I don't know. Did Bruce even like hip hop? Oh, I don't know. But I'm just saying hip hop liked him. Hip hop liked him is what I'm saying these years. Right. You know what I'm saying? He gets probably because whoever had the baddest rhymes, you know what I mean, on some tough guys, especially sweet rhymes. I don't know. but you said Bruce had the ice grill right yeah he did nah but I seen him with his grill though he had that swag you know what I'm saying nah Bruce one of them niggas though yo J.D.

1:49:39you know I just insured my legs in the Lords of London cause when you call my shit in Euro shit I said I insured my legs I had to insure my legs what I'm trying to tell you I just insured the shit Lords of London That's that. That's that. That's that J-Lo. With J-Lo and short ass. Yeah. But I short my legs. All right. Under the same shit. 100 million Lords of London. These legs. 100 million legs. These different type of paraphernalia right here, B. Shit, I short my legs. You know that shit. They murdered it. It's a thing out there. You know what I'm saying? I know you like touring. Right? I know you.

1:50:18So I know you like hitting them stages. You like conquering land. You getting the talk. Yeah. Supreme clientele too tall. Or is that going to be the joint I was talking about at the Garden? Are we supposed to go back? Yeah, I want to go out with you. I saw Conway the other day, too. Like, yo, we need to get to do something. You know what I mean? Because he going to drop, I think, in September. So he got some shit. So he like, yo, he ready to go. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. I'm ready to go. Come on, man. We got to make this work. Conway, Lacks, Starks, we out here. What up, Joe? You ready to go? I'm stabbing.

1:50:53You know what I mean?

1:50:57The skits is amazing. Yo, yo, hold up, hold up. We finally fixed it for the young dudes with the pause. You know what I mean? You know what you're talking about. Hold up, but just say that. Everybody ain't hear the album. Let's talk about it. He got a skit on the album. Talking about pause. Like, when we grew up, there was no pause. No pause. When we grew up, there was a lot of shit that is here today that wasn't the rap. But explain that to me. Why you felt like you wanted to do a song about Paws? Because I'm in the studio one day, right? First of all, I'm here at Paws all day. Like, I'm just talking.

1:51:33I'm talking. I'm like, yo. Man, it's a Paws. It's a Paws. It's a Paws. I'm in there like one verse. I'm in there. I'm like, yo, nigga. What did I say? Some, I think it was a track with Nas, something like that. One of them joints. And I'm like, yo, I had to blow. I'm like, but it was like, you know, we met back in the days when you blew, nigga. It was like, yo, you know what I'm saying? Are you blowing? Yeah. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. And it's like, engineer like, yo, and he young though. Yeah. So it's like, he pausing me down. But I'm like, yo, you taking me out of my element. Yeah. Like, yo, but I know what the fuck I mean, bro.

1:52:06You know what I mean? You know too. Yeah, exactly. So it's like, why? So, you know, we did a skit on it. Did a skit on that, right? Because I wanted to bring that up. You know what I mean? So it's like, yo, had my man, Mr. Commodore come in and, you know, we went to work on it though. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? He a funny name. Yeah, that shit was him. Yeah, he funny though. You had man pauses. You did this. You said, whatever he said, eat tall salad. Whatever he said. Yeah, he said. Yeah, just tall salad. Yeah, just tall salad. You don't make right balances. So I'm like, yo, shit, yeah, you right though.

1:52:38Forgot about that. But it wasn't the pause because back then tall salad was like a fresh salad. Fresh salad. Yo, fresh salad, you know, whatever. This is fucking bullshit. What's going on right now is full of shit. if I tell you I like a fucking glizzy you know what the fuck I mean y 'all trying to act that ain't in there that's the one that ain't in there y 'all saying two different things no we're saying the same shit you know I mean a hot dog and what are you supposed to say like I'm gay or some shit where's the pause though I think all my gay friends that have a gay arm realize this nigga not gay.

1:53:22Why you keep pausing me for eating a hot dog, though? Shit out of control. Yo, it's out of control. It's different, though. Don't put those under the same hood, brother. It's the same shit. They taking it too far, though. That's it. It's like, you know what I mean? It's like, yo, come on. You know what I mean, bro. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you know what? And the kids just don't it down right now. No, no, they trying to make us feel old. No, and my birthday party, my nephews come, Angie Martinez, sons, they all 1920. My daughter's there. Nico's there. Fucking Brooklyn Chop House's daughters and all of them in there.

1:54:04Look what they say. Brooklyn Chop House's daughters. They said, look what they say. Right, your daughter. I ain't no Brooklyn Chop House got a daughter. You got two daughters. Well, Brooklyn Chop House got two daughters. Two daughters. Shout out to you. And Nicky, listen, but what I'm trying to tell you is I hear them, they come, I think I'm fly. I just told you I had to boat take his shit on. Fly his party, shit looking crazy. They like keep saying, yo, every young person that come, welcome to the unction. Welcome to the unction. Oh, they called you shit an unction? Yo, Nick. I ain't hear that one.

1:54:42Man, where's the flags? I ain't hear that one. I gotta juggle these shit. Give me the flags, nigga. A hundred of them. Let me tell you, this is when you so old you don't realize they're fucking snapping on me. They calling shit the unction. Where all the uncles is at and shit. Right, right. I ain't never heard that one before. Welcome to the unction, my nigga. I'm like, yo, the unction. When I figure it out, I'm like, yo, the unction? They're like, yo, we uncles. We old niggas. I said, yo, guess what? Get ready for a good dose of four hours of old school music. We not playing that young bullshit right now.

1:55:22Right. Y 'all better get ready to two-step. We not. Welcome to the unction. The unction. For real real. This shit crazy are these kids. But listen, Jada. What's up, baby? I'm looking at the king of skits. And I just had an epiphany. Yo, Ghost, if we had a skit for the Joe and Jada podcast, what would it sound like if Ghostface did the skit for the Joe and Jada podcast? Oh, shit. You won't relive it. Now, I need you to do it. Let's all work together on it. All right, let's go. You know what I mean? Hey, yo, the fuck is all these other motherfucking. Yo, you get this shit, man. You heard that shit overnight, man.

1:56:05This nigga's podcast is bullshit, man. Nah, they ratings is real long. Nah, they don't listen, bro. No pause on that shit. Nah, man, fuck all that, man. We taking over this bullshit, man. Anybody say something, we go inside their head. Word to mother, you're gonna smack them with the Diet Pepsi. Coming through with 15 million Puerto Ricans. $3 ,500. Yo, 30 million Puerto Ricans and Dominicans in this motherfucker. Yo, word to mother, son. Yo, these niggas need to catch up. they need to get the fucker they need to be laid out in the purple rug and shit take them to Staten Island Ocean fuck they ratings fuck they ratings fuck they views stop subscribing to the bullshit podcast word the mother happy fire on these niggas word the mother happy uh huh fire on these things five gem stars waiting blind up niggas out here they ain't even got cable working off the fire sticks and all that son that shit is niggas yeah right oh shit niggas fucked up out here you know what I'm saying they ain't even got cable they ain't even got cable they ain't even got cable this is not a fire stick people don't do the fire stick I know I'm not dissing man we did a fucking stick yeah yeah is he dead like you know he does it yeah this shit yeah we got ghost the king of this cats in this motherfucker We got to get one off.

1:57:36Yeah, nah. It's mad ways you can go with these skits, bro. Mad ways. Mad ways. Anybody ever fuck up the skits? Um, oh, damn. I ain't do skits in a minute, though. We did them on this. Maybe even this album we on right now, we did it a couple, like, maybe like two times. You know what I mean? But not like that, though. Not like that. That's your day.

1:58:01Your ghost, they say you got to go. Supreme clientele too You gotta go right now Make sure They say you gotta go They say your people Hold on we gonna play something Your people texting us like Yo we gotta go He don't wanna Hold on Let's work Yo Yo We gonna play something Go Go We got more shit to talk about Go I'm not letting you go Let me get four disciples Yo put the chains on the door Yeah I want four disciples We got go Yo, we playing fourth disciple. We can't let him go. We playing fourth disciple. All right. Yeah, it's whatever. Yeah, let's go in. Come on, let's go. Let's go in. Fourth disciple in Georgia.

1:58:43See, that fourth was like 15, 16 years off too.

1:58:49Pull that back, guy. Yeah. Pull it back. I know where it starts. Laying on the floor. All they found was a hammer. Just came home. That's how it started.

1:59:12Oh

1:59:32We've been the worst shootouts in this and we got hit. Yo, Toss, look, wake up, it's me and Stoss. We gonna get up and walk. I'ma tie your cloth. Tomorrow night we got a flight to catch some LaGuardia. My wings made that fish you like fried tilapia. Niggas, stop playing. You hear your daughter talking. Remember her first steps when she started walking. You think she wanted so you fitted in the fucking coffin. You touch my nigga, yo, yo, get the fuck up off him. My nigga ain't like y 'all niggas. Now you're huddled around like a bunch of bitches. Jamel call his wins, notify his moms Now forget it, she already lost two sons Come on, Lord I place my head on his chest Just to hear him breathe I say something under his breath I wipe the blood from his mouth Before my eyes, I seen gloves of this black shit come out Saying to myself, shit don't look too good Another black man lost in the hood No cigar, help a lot I gave him CPR Now he was disconnected from life like a VCR God damn it, I can't stand it I'm rocking back and forth like a hammock So what I feel that left the planet I'm in denial but it's clear to me like fire and I don't know how to fix my lips to say goodbye yo Come on, Tosh Wake up Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha That shit is Wow My king My king My king My king My king My king That's all He was angry That was crazy He was angry He was angry He was like six Like bad man That's crazy He was angry He was angry He was angry He was angry I got to play that in the gym Yeah Let's go, Georgie, man.

2:01:01DJ, I don't get it. DJ before it's over, James. There you go. That one?

2:01:09This that. That shit. This that shit, this hook. And you killed the hook. Killed the hook. Yeah, we harmonized. The old school harmonized. Yeah, harmonized. Yeah, like it. We used to rob niggas left and right. A fiend tried to get slick with slapping and crush they pipes. Strong on robberies All done in harmony Raise my weapon And then bow Hit her arteries Race to the staircase Shoot out the lights Then let off a few shells At the door on the right They got dust Weed Half pound of E Under the couch A shotgun 12T Bow Another shot And the door flew open Megan Snow On the table of fiends Still smoking She ruled Out of respect Through foreign assents Hurts some niggas in the back With a rude dialect Screaming Cruz I-Rack You can lose dialect These dents have blood clots Bigger fools die west That's when I heard him.

2:01:59Load him cocking the guns in the back room. Turned on the vacuum. Maybe I'll distract him. Got him. Gathered all of the babies in the bathroom. Take your little Cheetos. I'll be back soon. I knew the dread that cut off his hair and wore a half moon. Four gold teeth. Caught a body in Cam Coole. Droppers like Equinix up in the spot. I'm talking about waist. That's in all the TVs and class. But hold on. One nigga came out running, got it jumping. I dip behind a wall, squeeze and start dumping. Never long crash dummy. He was bluffing. Almost got his head ripped off. Straight for nothing to cause Heard the chainsaw like I was the main cause They was ordered to eat my food Called by the main boss A heel of bullets, a reign of terror Pitches hanging off the wall Can't put them back together Curtains and Clorex, bottles, holes forever The boss furniture was damaged to cream leather I'm good for compensation Yeah, we good for that I guess I don't have patience Not no more Yeah, I ain't got that type of shit no more, motherfucker Let's go Yes, I can get dramatic Facts I'll put that bozo's attic on the wall.

2:02:59This that shit. This that shit. Somebody should have just told you. But listen, nigga, I won't hold you. We ain't playing no game. Nah, nigga. You know what it is. You want to learn? I will mold you. I'll mold you. Niggas in the street will fold you. Better stay in your lane. Right there, nigga. Right there. Let's go. Nah. Yo, I needed one more verse on this, guys. That's not. I needed another. This shit's stupid right here, man. That's that shit. Yo, that hook is crazy, B. Yeah, baby. Supreme Clientel 2. Make sure you get it on all platforms, wherever you get your music. Stop listening to that bullshit and listen to some real shit.

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2:05:50Folds of Honor steps in with educational scholarships for spouses and children of fallen or disabled military service members and first responders. The mission is life changing and monthly donations make it possible. Become a donor today at FoldsofHonor.org to help meet their sacrifice with hope. You know, you the Skov God cooks. Who in your family? Because you really talking 88 shit, too. Like, did you have an uncle, a cousin in your family that was in the game heavy? Like, I always try to figure out how do you know the game like that? What game you talking about? The drug game, the weight of shit.

2:06:33It started with my cousin. Okay. We just put this shit in overdrive. When gun reached out to you, what, after reasonable drought, what was that like? Gun is crazy, first of all. shout out to West Side Gun yeah nah Gun is a legend Gun crazy Gun reached out and he was working on that awesome God album yeah stuff I need three joints by tomorrow I'm like three joints I'm telling you you got a classic album nobody know dude he's just going I'm telling you anything West told me though that shit play out exactly the way you said it get on these three joints they gonna go back to your shit then they gonna listen to it different I did them three joints it just never stopped shit just went to the moon now I don't want to disrespect you yeah but I feel like today is the same moment for you talk that shit crack I was about to get mad I didn't know what you was about to say.

2:07:49You was about to throw this shit in the air, flags. And that is one of them days, too. After they see you on this blue couch, tell them. We to the moon. Everybody who had sat in this couch, according to my business partner, he don't allow people on the couch. It ain't prestige. You got to be legendary something. You got to be Serena Williams. Anybody who come in here has been a legendary icon. you my friend are a future icon when they get to you but if Fat Joe who thinks he know what time it is discovered you a month ago I feel like this is one of the moments and it was important to us cause we I think you fucking incredible you're like my favorite rapper right now and reasonable job I mean everybody need to get into this stove guard because but this I feel like this is one of the moments for you because, you know, Ghostface just walked out.

2:08:48Yeah. And you walked in and sat in the same spot. Yeah. Legendary shit. Look, I'm gonna keep it. God always got his hand on me. This shit get different for real. That's why I don't be worried about none of this shit. You know these niggas trying to spin you with I miss your moment. Yeah. No. I'm not going. I'm not going. No. None of that industry shit. None of that goofy shit. It's gonna be whatever God wanted to be. That's why we here. That's right. That's a fact. Real shit. Nobody can tell you what your future is, what blessings God got for you. You know, it's my birthday and for me to make it out, 16 years old, was a miracle.

2:09:34I'm sure there was people who looked at my elementary school when I was in kindergarten, first, second grade, and by the way, they see me karate kicking dudes in their back and all that. They said, this guy going to jail a long time. And so God had his hands on me and saved me through so much shit, had me navigate so I could relate to everything you saying, bro. Some shit just don't make sense. At all. Sometimes you were supposed to die. I'm not going to lie to you. Sometimes they caught me. Ten guys, everybody got this. I was supposed to die for the shit I did the day prior. Somehow how I talk my way out of it.

2:10:13And that's God's doing. That's a fact. How did the clips reach out to you? Because that right there, that's what put me on the Stoke Gun. I got to shout out Dre and Kool and Dre. That was your first time? They were turning them on the clips? Yeah, yeah. Dre been trying to beg me. I don't listen to these niggas got purple hair, yellow hair, and that all type of shit. I'm one of them niggas. I know, but Dre kept telling me, young boy, yo, he's just, I'm like, yo, man, I'm tired of this shit. Dre, you put me on to some dudes, man, they weirdos, man. And so I hear him on the Clips album, and I'm like, like I said, it's gossip.

2:10:56That's the first shit they play for us. And that shit. Yo. How did that go? Who called? How'd you get that call? Who reached out to you? Push, Malice? The homie, um, Zole. Oh, okay. So Zole texts me like. Joe made this happen too by the way this interview oh yeah yeah shout out to Fashion Geek Joe nigga in the summer with a mink hat on every day I'm surprised you took today today it's so cold in here he took the day off today yeah he be having mink hats on in the summer 100 degrees but guy I'm sorry about you I don't know just trying to describe the man Joe text me like yo can I I get push your number like nigga what kind of question is that so we pushed the number pushed call I'm like yo I didn't even know it was a clip style he's like yo this record man send it to you right now like shit send that shit through he's like yo Pharrell had a hook on there like yo Pharrell got a hook on there he wants you to do he want me to like a reference he wanted me to do send it through but Pharrell ain't from where we from do what you do so I ain't even play Pharrell shit I just took it to the studio I'm like I'll play Pharrell shit after I do what I do.

2:12:09So I just did that joint. It was just one take. We never asked nobody to spit, do anything on this show. I need you to say that chorus live for us, brother. It's probably the best chorus of the year. You think so? I know so. Definitely. Fuck or lack. When I say some shit, don't listen to these people, bro. When I say it, it is what it... Now that's it. Yeah. Hook of the year. Hook of the year. Can I hear it? Let me. You don't know what I know. You ain't see what I saw. No, you ain't been where I go. With a Fetty so strong, you got to do it. Turn you inside out. What? Heard the Feds, turned the crib inside out.

2:12:58Inside out? Drop the roof on you niggas, let the inside out. Fresh Prince jacket, boy, I cook them to the inside out. Oh, yes.

2:13:11We might as well rap. Light skin nigga running the bass. Or if you want to rap, rap. I'm not no pressure. We don't do that. But we need you. You're the leader of the new school. Let's go. I'm a friend's pretty bitch in my bed. We really ran down on you. Be pissing down your leg. Nego and Chanel Octoberaz. She like, you should have been a mop. No, bitch. I should have been in the feds. I itch when I get jailed cause I got allergies. My young boys really paint your shit. Fuck some gallery. I graduated Thousand Gram Academy. This pussy nigga's flattered. How you gatekeeping? You outside the gate with me?

2:13:49I'm out here with 30 keys. Niggas life is make believe. Shit ain't what they make it seem. Don't make a scene. Cut the duct tape. Rip the plastic. Rip the judge. Send him up the stream so long that boy gonna come on Kaisen. Tell him I'm just rapping. I ain't buying blocks. hang my jersey up inside the spot. Married to Selena. She was spinning when we tied the knot. Hop out on silk. Selena, you see her poking. I can't hide the chop. Fire Fetty Purse. Little homie, you trying to die or not? A little bit. Don't back, dog. You rapping a little bit. You see, ladies and gentlemen, that's real shit, man.

2:14:24We don't... You can't come up here making sound effects. None of that fucking bullshit, though. Nah, but let me tell you something. you upstate boys y 'all been dressing y 'all asses off bro every one of y 'all been having to fly as shit I mean what the fuck y 'all couldn't wait y 'all turn or something like what's like I look at all of them what's my man um the Rock Marciano he battling SGA for fifth of the year what the Rock Marciano motherfucker model yeah Rock been doing it Rock always been on that shit Yeah, but all you guys, y 'all throwing that shit on, what is it? He want to be fresh, man.

2:15:10Dope niggas want to be fresh. What are you talking about? We waited a long time for a moment, man. You know what it is, correct? We waited a long time for a moment. Dope boy fresh shit. Sort of result of shit. You ever seen a nigga with bean bars? We know a few of them. It's not that much niggas that's dumb nice, and their gear is horrible. It is a few of them, but it's not a lot of them. Your man, Aerie Spears, came in. He looked like he was one more than out. He's a comedian. Aerie, you better get him for that. Aerie went to New York, man. Jeans, Tim, the Yankee fitted. Black tee. You know what I mean?

2:15:48That's what he always did. He had to fade to it like you said that shit a hundred times. How is he going to do that? No, Aerie Spears jeans had to fade. How are you going to talk about our guests like that? he's the best guest ever I'm just well hard to tell you just said he was K-Money he got money he just could anyway you know it's great you care about your presence you know what I'm saying here we go here we go I think we all should who's some of your musical influence shit you I appreciate that I think he just like to hear that shit he actually you gonna ask we ask every guest top dead or alive.

2:16:32You know they gonna say Jada. Go ahead, man. It's like a trick question. Don't disrespect my flower. Jada, I was listening. Now you gotta get my flower. Stop! You three episodes late! I said it on the song, Six Platinum. I bigged you up like never been. Brother, who's your influences, man? This guy here, James. How many times platinum? Six times platinum. It's time. You know what I'm saying? You got to appreciate that. Yeah, J.D., I was listening. Nah, I'm the victim. Nah, they over there acting like I stole this bar. No, we didn't. Let this man say his influence is... Sorry about that. Now you good.

2:17:19Kiss Hov, Andre 3000. Okay, see? I mean, see? It's a line of connection. I even see Hov calling you if he's working on new music. I'm not even going to lie. No, no, no. I got to be on that. Yeah, I think you will be on that. I got to be on that. That's an early prediction for Joe Crack on draft day. Y 'all got to throw a flag to that. You know what I'm saying? Because let me tell you something. That shit you talking, let me tell you something. We went and let May in front if he won, right? So we listening to the clips. No, I'm just saying, we listening to the clips. And I hear this hook. And I said, man, who the fuck this dude on this hook?

2:17:59And he says, yo, that stove guard cooks. But once again, I don't want to take no credit away from Dre, from Cool and Dre. He's been begging me to hear. Begging me, harassing me. Yo, you would love this guy. So I said, that's the nigga Dre. So we put up reasonable drought. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And the only way I could describe what you do rapping to anybody out there that's watching is that when you got a comedian that's just funny and they got you and they won't stop. They trying to make you die by laughter. Like people go dumb on their verses, but you go super duper duper dumb.

2:18:48You dragging the dumbness out. Bar for bar, line for line. You like, yo, is this shit going to stop? You like, you crazy. He's just straight. Crazy. Appreciate that.

2:19:03I've got a story for you. Another one? Nah, this is a big one. You don't want me to tell this? Yeah, I'm just in. I'm dropping gems right now. That's what I'm here for. Yeah. This stuff gone 101, but I'm just telling you what happened to me. Yeah. Right? So one day I'm in my two, three lawyers ago and shit. I'm in the office. He used to be Pharrell's lawyer. He used to be Ludacris's lawyer. The Wootz. Anybody who was big was with him. So I walk up in the lawyer's office and they popping champagne. And Ludacris tells me, yo, I just signed this deal for like$2 million because, believe it or not, I know you're younger than us.

2:19:50There was a time ringtones didn't exist. So if your phone rang, it was just the ring. So they invented the ringtone. But the contracts in all of the record labels did not have that in the writing because it did not exist. Like AI wasn't like it was five years ago now. So in the contracts, they fucked up. They didn't have ownership of your ringtone. Ludacris understood that. As fucking smart as he is. I just seen him on a yacht jogging on a treadmill in Costa Rica somewhere. He's jogging on the butt. He's really smart. He tells me, yo, Joe, there's this thing. He breaks it down to me. Yo, Joe's a thing.

2:20:34He retails. I just got two million. This, this, that. Cool. I go to Atlantic Records. I'm going to say the name. I go to Atlantic Records where I was signed. And I'm supposed to do press or some shit like that. So some girl comes down. She's the assistant to the president. Should I say his name or I could get sued? You said Atlantic. Just leave it at that. So the boss sends the assistant down. She says, yo, the man upstairs says sign right here. I said, I'm not thinking nothing of it. I said, yo, tell the man, he, you know, he know my lawyer. Just send it to him. No problem. They never, ever in their life ever did any type of legal work.

2:21:18and not go to the lawyer. Never in the history, but I don't know. I ain't thinking about it. So he comes back down. They come back down. He comes down. He got a thousand workers. So everybody's scared of their job. So he comes down and says, yo, Joe, you know, there's some shit that we need you to sign. There's a thing called ringtones and we own it and this and that. I said, my man, suck my dick. The whole office looked at me like, huh? Everybody was looking. I said, you can suck my dick, my nigga. Frank's dick? Yo, bro. The man, listen. You just said right now, you started this whole story. I didn't say shit.

2:21:59You was talking for the last three hours. I didn't say shit. You said there's guys that will play behind the desk the games that they'll get hung for on the streets. Yeah, that's true. If they did this, they'd be dead. That's a fact. This guy just told me, hey, there's some called ringtones who I got love for, ludicrous. I just got two million. They was popping champagne 20 minutes before I get in there. The dude trying to scam me in to sign my rights away for something I know this man just got two million. I got no choice but to tell him to suck my dick in front of his home workers. Everybody get the fuck up out of here before you get a foot up your ass, nigga.

2:22:40Fuck out of here. The whole office is looking like, oh my God. Shit look like, like the wild, wild west. They already scrapped. They already snatched. They wigs, hats, everything. Motherfucker, right? But listen, he go up. Then Leo Cohen comes down, who's the chairman of Warner Brothers. Joe, we feel like this is the right of the label. And he even told me some shit. And I ain't trying to throw you under the bus, Leo, because, you know, I got too much love and respect for everything. You're actually not in this equation. But Leo says, yo, I met with all the enemies, Republican, Democrat, Independent.

2:23:23We all met and we all agree that we own these ringtones. So we're going to do this to all the artists and change all the contracts. I said, Leo, I have so much respect for you, brother. Well, you know, I just left my lawyer's office. and Ludacris just did a$2 million deal. This is what you're asking me to do? You're like trying to scam me out of my rights. So, well, if you don't sign it, you know, the bottom line, at the end of the day, I stuck them niggas up for M's. And they made me sign a contract that said, don't tell no other artist who gave you the money. But I was like, yo, I need M's. I need, you're not doing that to me.

2:24:06So they made me sign a paper and I guess I couldn't get sued. I guess what I signed was an NDA or something. 20-something years ago, they said, yo, Joe, don't tell nobody. I knew y 'all stole my shit. Oh, no, they stole your shit. I think all artists can go back in time after this gem, Stove God 101, and look up, did they have the rights to your shit back then? You're going to get one of them busts over the head. You're going to get one of the executives busts over the head for that. Because I don't take that. You know, I play with refrigerators and sinks and all that. I play with kitchen. We got stove guard cooks here.

2:24:46I play with kitchen appliances, microwaves, and shit like that, man. Air fryers and all that off the roof. Air fryers make a mean chicken wing. Yo.

2:25:04Yo, you got a joint here? I want to hear a new joint from you. The world ain't here yet. Where's James at? He broke out or y 'all got it? I'm ready. Listen, baby. Lay that shit, man, and don't with no interruptions. That's why we're going to do this to her shit.

2:25:38If the wig right Then we straight right I get money, kid, cut it day and night If the wig right Then we straight right I get money, kid, cut it day and night Why you playing? I hear every whisper that these fuck niggas saying Make me leave in the Prada Trench with the can They grab us, we better get comfy first day Cause I'm more cookin' than weighin' They more funny like the Wands Because a shot I'm on the way in You don't know, that's the same trap they put in You don't know, that's the same trap I had my yeah Clearly I'm on How they gon' bury it, God? Deep in the pot, stretchin' my arms I made it 14 and a half ounces The scale said 4-1-1 Then Mary came on Water whip, raindrops, splash on the bench Get rich, die fast, do that shit again Mama, them ain't killers, them my friends Them ain't no dealers, them my son Stove cool Dre like old Snoop Dre like Murder was the case that they gave me in the race If I die now my plug will still haunt you If he died or not I have him shooting up his way They wanna put they feet in my kicks They wanna put they shoes in my prints They wanna see the stamp on my bricks They studying the way my wrist twists Studying the fucker Say you love me, lie to me, sweet Double eyes snitched in my seat Powder footprints falling off my feet That's so baby If the wig ride, then we straight ride.

2:27:08I get money, can't cut it day and night. If the wig ride, then we straight ride. I get money, can't cut it day and night. Day and night.

2:27:28One verse. What we doing?

2:27:33Stove, you might have a bigger problem in that song. I see you shout out Kid Cudi. I didn't even tell you. Kid Cudi, damn. I didn't even tell you. He didn't say Kid Cudi. He said Kid Cudi, but his references to the song. Yeah, yeah. He ain't thinking about nothing else. Sheesh. This guy. This shit grounds hall's day. That shit. He got up there. I did a move don't mind me Stove don't mind me you know I woke up today and the first thing I said was he said he said Fredo I knew it was you you broke my heart you broke you set your father up like you know what I mean these guys out here it's ugly man guys taking a stand against their kids shit like that this shit out of control Listen, baby That's a smash right there That's a smash right there That's one Stove guard cooks, man Thank you for blessing us Coming up on the show Yo, what would we call it?

2:28:44The 87 North? Because the highway up to Syracuse is 87 North, right? What is it? 81 87 turns into 81? Well, up here is 87. Like in the Bronx going, there's only one way to go. And that shit is the 87. So 87 probably turned into 81. 87 turned into 81. So it's fucked up. I believe Orange. Yeah, man. Well, you do know the coach. What's the name of the coach? Autry. Red Autry right now, man. He played for me. I know that. He's from Polo Brown. He played for me. I saw him. Your coach played for me. Yeah, we know that. Yeah, Red Archie used to play for... Man, everybody... If you ain't figure it out yet, Stone...

2:29:34Yo, Joe, tell these things I need the floor seats. Where? You ain't got it at Syracuse? I got that. This is what I do. Yo, you got a lot of shit for Stone. You want that... Yo, you gonna do six hooks now. I'm telling you. Syracuse. Six. Siete with mines. You got six. DC, Billy Owens. These are my dudes, man. Rest in peace. Pearl, Sherman Douglas was good. They better recognize Stone of God. I don't used to cut Pearl here. Yeah, Pearl was that nigga. Shout out to us. You'd be surprised who was from my projects. Dean Memminger Sr. who played for the Knicks is from my building. Okay? You'd be surprised.

2:30:27He was a legend. The Knicks great. His son is in New York 1. You've seen him in New York 1 a million times. That's his son. I grew up with Dean Memminger, the son. The father played for the Knicks. Don't do that to the God body of all God bodies. This shit mathematical, symmetric. This is the path, the, the, the, the, the pathirium thagger. Pathirium thaggerium. Hey, son, that's it. This ain't that. That ain't this. It's tracking kiss. Make some noise. Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go.

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