Fat Joe & Jadakiss’ kids Azzy & Jae’Won talk growing up with famous dads, Timothée Chalamet & get pressed for Father’s Day gifts

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29:33This can't be true. Twins? Does that run in your family? That's why I was... Once in a lifetime. Did they beef over stuff? What? You guys said it the same way. They did beef over everything. It was like two of them. It's like they don't like each other. I've never seen. They got everything the same. They got two of everything and they still got beef over one of them. They don't share anything. You never saw nothing like this. They got the same thing. They got the same one, but they mad that he got the phone and he got, yo, what's the matter? I don't know how to fix it. It's already fixed. They got everything.

30:13You agree with what he said? Yeah, I can't handle it. That's like walking birth control for me. You're like, them boys a lot of work, huh? I think it's worse now because they actually worse than them because they taking it there. They don't think money, I think they think money comes out of a computer. They don't know the value. That's another thing. At what point y 'all feel like money don't come out of a computer? At what point do you say? This year was a rude awakening for me. I'm not even going to lie. Yeah. This year, I think, was the first year I started paying my own taxes. That means you made a lot of money, dude.

30:58Like, everything that I do, I'm like, hey, what account is that coming out of that LLC, the business? I'm, like, really in tuned and everything is, like, very eye-opening, to say the least. What is happening is you're building an empire and you just touch the surface of that. of following your desk. She has an assistant. I've never had an assistant my whole entire career. Not too much on Joan. Joan is here, by the way. What do we call an assistant? This is my whole team. Bree, Trinity, where's Danny, Joan. I have a... You got a team? This is not... Oh, no, she got a team. You have to support the team also.

31:34Does anybody know the team doesn't just hang out with you? The team comes with an invoice. And it's a lot of work. A lot of work, guys. I try to limit that. You try to limit the day. I try to limit the expenses. It takes a lot of money to walk outside. A girl? Yeah, girls takes a lot of money to walk outside. They're all nodding back there. They're like... No, it's true. But what I do like about you is that you're an entrepreneur and you bought stuff. So you didn't wait for nobody to give you no comp and no podcast and all that. One day I just walked in the house and it was a film crew in the closet.

32:16And it was like, yeah, this is my new podcast. I'm like, really? And I like that because I'm an entrepreneur. I'm a hustler myself. So it's like, wow, she did that on her own. And then she just keeps building. I don't have the team she has. So I don't have an assistant. I do have a stylist, but she has assistants. She has a film crew. She has stylists. She has this. And I'm just like, damn. she deadass is investing in herself. And so the main thing is everybody look at you like you crazy when you believe in yourself. And then once you're successful, they be like, yo, you knew all the time. This, this, that.

32:58So to be an entrepreneur is always people doubting you and they think that you crazy. But like you rapping, right? What do you want to be? A superstar rapper? What do you want to do? trying to reach his level. He didn't. Build on that? He did. How hard is that? Like, you know, to make your own identity to where, yeah, my dad is such and such, but I'm him. Because I will say, it's like, it's heavy being in their shadow, but like, I try to get as far away as possible from that kind of shadow. But you're a girl, so it's like... But I know it's probably 10 times hard, a thousand times harder that you do the same thing.

33:41So how is that? I don't know. I figured it out. Some days you can't. Like some days you just got to, it is what it is. Other days it'd be, all right, we building with you. We rocking with you. You just got to, you can't let the noise blind you or jade what you got. Let me ask you a question. You think you like the Jackson 5, like your father got it, you got it, maybe your little brothers got it. You believe that. I don't think my little brothers want to do it. No, I'm just saying. Yeah, you like the Jackson 5. You got the DNA. That's crazy. And that's hard because I got family members that try to rap and all that.

34:19And I could tell when they talk to me, they look at me like they just think... They think it's dead. It's the Cartagena thing. And trust me, I've been trying to tell them like, yo, if you don't make hot shit, if you don't get hot on your own and all that, this ain't the Jackson 5 he's different for me because I'm like yo and trust me it's a hard thing now you you've been buzzing you put in a lot of work you're going hard you at least you touching the third rail you near the surface you got motion but most these guys like if you look at all all the rappers legendary rappers all they kids came out and said they rapped none of them really made it.

35:09You got to do the work. Huh? You got to do the work. Yeah, I see you doing the work. That's a lot of work that skit from a lot of people. You got to just do the work. No, you got to do the work. And I see you doing the work, but it's a lot of people that have tried to rap that their parents are somebody, and it just didn't happen. I'm talking about the greatest of the greats, you know what I'm saying? And so I think something that's a problem that's more better now, right? Because when we was coming up, you had to be a gangster or you had to be from the hood. They had to go to your projects. I used to do that.

35:51I went to Marcy Projects. I know where your father's hood is from. I went to Queensbridge. I went to Coogee Raps neighborhood. hood. I went to, like, we was going to the neighborhoods, like, this is where they from, Buckshot Shorty. Like, you know, and you'd be like, yo, what's up? Was niggas pussy or was it, like, we was doing that back in the day, like going to niggas hoods. Yes. Like, you had to be, like, there was an uncomfortable, there was a terrible time in hip hop. If we go to XXL, that every single rapper on the cover was like, shot nine times, shot 36 times, jailed for 40 years, just came home on a furlough.

36:33Like, you had to have that, right? So it was a time that I felt like hip hop said, all right, we know KISS. We know the locks. We know Fat Joe. He was wilding for the night, whatever. And then when your son comes, who they assume grew up in Bel-Air, Yeah, they didn't have to go through none of that. There's a fucked up thing about it. They want to shake you 10 times more. No, they're just like, yo, you ain't from Yonk. It's Halliburton-Nav for real. Halliburton-Nav. Wolbertin. Halliburton-Nav. It's Wolbertin. No. I mean. You ain't from Halliburton-Nav. That's how they try to call people out, like rappers, kids, like saying, yo, you wasn't starving.

37:23You wasn't on welfare. You know, I think now it's a lot better. I don't think I know now it's a lot better because it's more like They do that to some people, though. Some people get that. Yeah. They be like, yo, you ain't your father. When I took him to college, dropped him off in Atlanta. They called. When we got back home, flew back. I got a call like in a day or two from the the dean, some office there. Like, hello? They're like, yo, this guy, he's your son, right? Hey. I'm telling him, yo, call him. He was like, no, nothing happened, but they're bullying Anita Baker's son. We just wanted to know.

38:06I said, they ain't fucking bullying my son. I don't got nothing to do with Anita Baker's son. I don't know. One of the most things I was proud of my son was I moved to Miami, and man, that nigga fought that whole school. Like, they was like, he was on Samoa. I'm from New York. So he was like, New York. He was coming through New York thinking, because he grew up in the Bronx until he was about 10 years old. Then I moved to Miami. And they wasn't trying to hear the type of motion. He was walking through like, yo, I'm from New York. He had to fight niggas every day. And I remember one time the principal called me, and she was like, they was like, yo, we want to show you a video.

38:49They had the video. ahead of time. They have videos. So you see him in the class and these guys are bullying him. It's like eight guys waiting outside the door. He dropped his bag. He went outside and started hooking on him. And he fought all of them. I was like, yeah. Inside, I was like, motherfucking, we got a real one. He getting busy, but you know, he had a problem. He was bringing up, what, Jimmy Henchman, something. Yo, they got up. All them New York niggas that they fathers moved them to Miami, they clicked up and they was fighting out there. A coalition. No, it was a coalition. I ain't have none of that.

39:34That was bullying me and all. That don't even go in the same sentence. No, you never had the bullying. Now, I got bullied. Do you ever got bullied? I think by a teacher, right? Oh, yeah. a lot of teachers like maybe eight yeah because i used to like i used to do a lot though i feel like it makes sense now that i'm grown up and i do what i do it was like a lot of like i used to change my whole uniform i used to take it to the tailor and like add little details to paint my nails like colorful i used to wear my hair like big like everything that i wasn't allowed to do i would do and they just like i had beef with teachers and nuns and principals like that but Nobody ever really tried me.

40:15See, my teachers like that about me. That's great. Yeah. I was like Will Smith, my shit. What? In the Fresh Prince, yeah. I love that for you. Yeah. She was like, she went through a rough time. She had a teacher that used it. Well, in her school, Swiss beat somewhere in there, and the teachers was fucking with him. They was fucking with celebrities' kids. That's insane. Because they just feel like, you know, you got, so watch your daddy. They just want to make you better. So what your mom says, we don't give a fuck. And it's fucked up because if you got a situation with a parent or just your situation, because a lot of that time, they mad they actually school teachers and you coming through caked up.

41:00So that's what the real beef is. And so we're going to show you that if you think that you're hot shit, you ain't really hot shit and we run the show. And so you get that. and so as a celebrity's child you know you're gonna get the love you're gonna go somewhere they're gonna be like oh we love your dad you're gonna go somewhere where you're gonna get the hate where they're like yo I don't give a fuck and that terror squad shit is that she's a girl so she's a little bit luckier because that terror squad shit it ain't you gotta we say you gotta wear that chain in good and bad times I'm telling you sometimes you gotta do it in good and bad times we got good guys on the crew.

41:40They got to wear it sometimes and they go into bad places. You got to wear that all time. So they come at you in different directions. Your relationship with your mom's or your relationship with your mom's your father's of both famous. He's at fourth party. Who? Fourth party. I'm at fourth party? Not even third. Yeah, their fathers are both famous. Their fathers are both famous? I'm a poet. I'm a fourth party. That's fucking crazy. Does your mother's got to fight for your attention like your father's? Or it's like, yo, I'm my father's friend. What do you mean? Yeah. Like, actually simplify what you're asking.

42:31I really don't know exactly what I'm like. Chat CPT, what you're trying to say? I don't know what I mean. What I mean is. I don't know what I mean. I don't know what I mean. That's sick. Yeah, that's a sick. Like, I don't know what I mean. Like, I got an idea, but I don't know how to ask it. Do your mother have to fight for your attention? If I knew what I was trying to ask, I would ask it. Okay, but you're trying to actually lob it up and ask. All right, let me... I'm so much of his partner, I know what he mean. What do I mean? What he's really trying to say is, like, with your mother and father, you know, you already cling to your mom.

43:04That's just a child's thing. but sometimes they say the dad daughters go to the father and this and that. What he's saying is what's going on with this? Do we get the same love as the mothers? No. That feels personal. It's never going to happen. I don't even know why you asked that. Let me know right now. I feel like a sign language. It's always going to be a slight tilt. You have to be a little soulful with your mom. She's a woman. That's just an excuse. It's just never going to add. head tilt. No, but it's a fact, though. With your moms, it's like... That's what I'm saying. It's a question that's never...

43:44It's a question. It's a dumb question, basically. Hello? It's a rig question. Rig question. Yeah, like you. You a girl. I think it's pretty stereotypical. Like, boys go with their mom. Girls go with their dad. Okay, we're here first. I think that whole thing is thrown off now due to the financial structure. It's more. I mean, we live in a world where there's a lot of caked up ladies, but it's more caked up. That's. So they leaning on the pocket. It's a little harder. Hold on a Scott Rizzy moment, Scott Rizzy. A little pill with a story to tell. Fire.

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48:05Try it for free at Wix.com slash Harmony. That's Wix.com slash Harmony. What do you qualify as success? I want to throw a flag. Say something interesting for real. I want to throw a flag, catch a vibe. like. We're not trying to violate the whole premise. I'm just trying to like. That's when we. He missed the song. We should have played the song for your dad's new singles. Shaking my head. Oh no, we heard it at the diner yesterday. We went to the diner together. I heard it live at the diner with every other like, yeah. I forgot. What do you mean by that? What's your level of success? I mean like, what do you want?

48:46Like, what do you, what do you, what do you like me? I've been in the game 32 years. I still ain't. What's your end goal in your career? I want to be a billionaire. And I want to change the game so that when it's said and done, there's like codes you got to crack. It's like, and there's people who got to earn your trust. And there's, you know, there's gatekeepers. There's people who stopping you. And that's a fact. And it's very rare. You could feel like it, but you don't know that they are until you get a direct hit where someone hits you and you be like, oh, shit, they said that? You know, I got that.

49:26You know, I had a sneaker deal they were begging me to do with Reebok. And one day they turned around and said, you got beef with Jay-Z and 50 Cent? At the time, they both had the number one sneaker there. I didn't have to hear the rest. The rest was... I know. Take your business elsewhere. Nigga, like, you ain't getting a check here. So it's a lot of type of shit going on. I was saying the other day to myself is just we're still kids learning too, even though we've grown men and we own businesses and all that. Every day we're learning. Every day we're trying to get to another level. Every day I've never been here before.

50:02How about my father ain't been here? Or my uncles, none of them went to where I'm trying to go. So it's like we're learning still every day. We're learning how to push through, how to get to what we want, to whatever the dream is. I got to get to that next, next, next, next level to make sure that our families are good. But forever and ever and ever and ever like her kids. I want to leave the money to her kids, not just her. And we could do it. Watched it. We've seen Jay-Z become a billionaire. We've seen Nas just own the casino. I didn't know he was going to own a casino five years ago. He put himself in the right rooms, right places with people that trust.

50:43Now he's going to be a billionaire. So it's like you got to stay in the game. You never know. So me personally, I'm telling you that I never, if you're looking for me for guidance or experience, I'm still learning. It's hard to believe, but I'm still learning and I'm still trying to get to where I'm trying to get. and with me it's a little bit different because I bullshitted a lot. So I've always been bossed up. I've always been a boss but I had different goals. I had I wanted to be the realest nigger in the game. I'm walking around with a hundred niggas. You know what a hundred niggas is? It's a hundred cars.

51:20You know what a hundred hotel rooms is? It's a hundred hotel rooms. You know what four of us? You know what a hundred states is? Every night this and this and that. Yo that shit was out of control and I did it. For 15 years, I did it. Like, I really did that. That amount of niggas, if you would have met me back in the day, you'd be like, yo, Fat Joe got a lot of niggas. And then I had to realize I'm scaring the money. Joe, message. I got a story. I'll tell you a quick. I met a guy one time. I'm in Miami, chilling with my wife. I got some coffee. What happened? His coffee. Ready. Let me get John Wayne.

52:05This cafe, a much finer. John Wayne. Let me get a John Wayne. Nah, that's strong. Yo, yeah, that's that strong shit. Yo, listen, that's that strong shit. James said drink it in for the episode. That's the Isotona right now. But let me tell you something. So I meet this man. I'm in Miami. I'm wearing white linen. I'm older now. You know what I'm saying? I'm chilling, fly. Don't suck. I'll release one. Let him get some splendor. Some type of sugar. Sugar, some some asuka. So I meet this guy and the guy tells me a story. Older black guy. He looked wealthy. He said, man, I got a story for you. I said, what's the story?

52:45He says, well, you know, I own an advertising agency. He said, back in the day, I had a company that wanted to give you$2 million. It was Red Stripe, the Jamaican beer or something. they told him go sign Fat Joe and don't come back without Fat Joe sign he comes to the world famous Jimmy's Bronx Cafe home of the terror squad we in there deeper than you can fucking breathe like in the middle of the Bronx we in there I know they say I exaggerate but kids can tell you deep so the man says he goes to Jimmy's Bronx Cafe he knew Russell Simmons. Russell Simmons said, well, Fat Joe's there every Friday, Jimmy's Bronx Cafe.

53:33He walks in. He said he walked in. He seen me. He passed one guy. He passed the second guy. Guy pushes him in the chest. He's like, yo, where you going? He said he's in a three-piece suit. We in the middle of the hood. He's like, no, I got to see Fat Joe. He said the guy let him go. He went two more. Niggas said, no one talks to the Don. No one. He said, Joe, I had a $2 million check and I was staring at you with my eyes. You were in that chair. And I had to give you this check. My boss said, don't leave without giving me a check. And all the thugs just collapsed on me and was telling me, get the fuck out of here.

54:13Don't fuck me up. This, this, that. That's a perfect example of explaining to you how you fuck up the money. We could have used a$2 million check. But he told me this story and I had to respect it and be like, damn. And so a lot of guys in this industry don't realize you're scared of money. Now, the only other way it works is if you're in stupid demand. Like if you're Allen Arverson, and you're the hottest nigga in the world, you get away with some shit normal people wouldn't get away with. I've always wondered, right? So Birdman is one of the most brilliant businessmen in the game. but I know for a fact the white people don't want to deal with a guy with 76 tattoos in their face, forehead, this, that come with the whole crew he's going to meet but they got to deal with it the type of pressure, cash money so big then you got Nicki Minaj you got Drake, you got Wayne they got to deal with them that's the only way you get away with that type of shit it's like you so on fire they have to deal with you, they have to come alright man we love you what's going on, this, this, that.

55:23Other than that, it's shit crazy. So my level of success is I haven't seen it yet. And it's attainable. Everything in this earth, if there's one thing you need to learn, we had a black president. His name was Obama. We had a guy who grew up in the projects who's worth billions of dollars. His name is Jay-Z. Nothing. If you put your mind to it and you go hard, nothing nothing can cannot be undone you can do it what's your level of success what do you want to eventually do I think my level of success is like whenever people tell you like you're delusional or that's unrealistic or dim it down a little bit I think when I tell people my plans and they act like that I know I'm on par you know what I mean that's good you see you got the right you got the right way to channel.

56:19They're looking like I said something motivational. No, that's the way we're to channel. I prefer not to tell my plans to nobody, but me, my name cemented, name cemented, and live comfortably. I'm good. Parents good. Siblings good. Kids good. I did it. And that's the problem with being a rat. Your name is never going to be cemented. I don't care what kind of work you put in. Whatever you did, you a rat. Your shit is going down for 300 years. You have inspirational motivation. Yo, kids, it's the truth. No rats to make you, you can't take this, man. You shot at him on a single. I say that. You put the silencer on.

57:04Not even, you took the silencer off and just blah, blah. We'd like to thank you guys for giving us a pair of socks. You know what I got last year? and my wife caught hell on the Instagram. You know what I got last year? This is the flag, eh? This is the wackest, like, oh, sorry. You good. Sorry, sorry. It's all good. You wack? What do you want us to talk to you? Like, you guys just, like, run on sentence. Like, what are your plans this year? Well, last year, my plan. What would you like to do? So I'll take you somewhere. My treat. Okay. My plan. Look, see how I get treated. Okay, my plans last year.

57:44All right. What do you want her to get you? Right, what do you want? I don't want much. What do you want? His life is coming off. I don't want much, but I'm going to be honest with you. Last year, I wanted a TV dinner. Yo, yo, yo. No, we got it. I wanted a hungry man with the little shit. We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him. My wife did it. They fucking tore her ass up on the gram. I told her, yo, give me a TV dinner. There's so much sodium and all fucked up shit in there. They was cursing out. You want to kill that nigga? This, this, that. What? A fucking TV dinner now? That's like smoking a pack of Marlboros, nigga.

58:23Like, you're... You hard for action for a TV dinner. I want some shit. You know how much fucking lobster we got? I want something. What do you want? Maybe I can help these guys look the right way. What do you want for Father's Day? For me, Father's Day don't even count. so you don't count that are you one of them that says holidays don't matter holidays matter, father's day don't matter look at the world, there's nothing slowing down there's no furniture, there's no deals on furniture this is so personal we don't have commercials no automations are on sale they wipe out shit right under the no lazy boy do you want a lazy boy there's nothing I have fathers, they're socks.

59:14Oh, that's so bad. You a father. What did he do? Socks is, you're going to get, your son's going to be 32. He's still going to be getting socks. Aw, he has a bad relationship with fathers. So you're a new father, so socks is work. Yeah, for socks. Shut up, Batriche. Keep getting socks, y 'all. My girl, Batriche, women been working for me for like 20 years. Batriche always get me some nice underwears and socks and shit, but she get the ones she know I'm going to wear. You know, some people waste a gift on you and they give you some shit. How many times you got some shit there like, I love all you guys.

59:48Don't give me another painting of that. How about I'm getting these boxes of Louis back for Father's Day? Yes, that's what I'm complaining about. That's what we're complaining about. How do we go from the furniture on sale to the new Pharrell Louis Vuitton? Because he's got... Why is it Father's Day? As it is. We don't get nothing. So what do you want? Like, what do you want? I want something. I want something. What do you want? This is so personal. You know me, the only thing I really give a fuck about is some sneakers. Oh, my God. You know what I'm saying? And then, you know what I really want?

1:00:25I want one of the Don C baseball hats. Like a Knick. I call them FaceTime. Your man shitted on me and fucking, what's my man from UM? A little man, Malachi. Malachi went over there and they sold him one of them hats. No, look, look, look, look. Because I called fucking Don. I'm going there this weekend, my brother. Can you get me one with the crocodile? I called Don. See, I said, yo, it's the playoffs. I want to be courtside with your hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nigga never said shit. Their nephew Malachi is in Chicago like, look, OG, I'm not even a Knicks fan, but I got the hat. I'm like, yo. Oh, I really wanted to take it from Malachi.

1:01:08I really was like, you know, it's my hat. Like, I want the hat. I'll take a hat. There's nothing wrong with that. You should be generous to your father and stuff like that. Let me ask you for the fourth time. I just told you, sneakers or hats? What do you want? Where do you want to go? Do you want to eat something like a little dinner? Maybe I want to smoke a spliff, you know? Bro, it is. Maybe I want to smoke a spliff. It is. Zoom in on the plastic bag. So no dinner. Just straight materialistic things. I don't really... Where do you want dinner? Where do you want dinner? What time? You went to every restaurant.

1:01:50You don't want to dinner. Take him to Burger King. Yeah, that'd be a good one. Oh, that made him happy.

1:01:58He got a little bit happier. Burger King got them grilled. See what I'm saying? The Whopper's good. They're going to bury you. This guy, he's the fagest. The Whopper's good. Yo, the Whopper's good at Flame Boyle. Yo, Kay, the Whopper's good. Yo, this nigga's crazy, dog. I can't take this guy. He's crazy. The Whopper's good. Listen, we want to thank our family for coming up here. Happy Father's Day to all the fathers. Yo, listen. is when it's Father's Day, I think, right? Okay, I'm fried, but listen. Perfect. Father's Day, fathers who are real fathers. We got some fathers, and fathers especially these kids.

1:02:43We got some fathers who the mothers couldn't cut it. They broke down. The fathers took care of them. And then we got some deadbeat fathers. Like, if you think you created a kid and you buy him a pair of socks or one pair of sneakers a year and think you're doing something, you ain't. And so shout out to the mothers that are fathers too. That's the most important thing. And guess what? You piece of shit dads that ain't doing nothing for your kids at all, you can actually change and wake up one day and say, hey, I'm sorry. I wasn't a real father. Let me spend time with you. Let me give you whatever I can.

1:03:23And so on that note, this ain't that? That ain't this. It's cracking kiss, goddammit. Peace. That was very hard, though, don't you?

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