Fat Joe & Jadakiss on Drake-DJ Khaled situation, Jay-Z’s ICONIC Roots Picnic freestyle + Is it NOW-OR-NEVER for Knicks?

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29:12Yo, there's a nigga on Instagram, so funny, the old school nigga. Yo, that nigga was like, yo, niggas in jail, how have you gone? He talking to his nigga. Oh, St. Lash. Go to the Army and Navy on Flatbush. Then take it to my brother in Westchester County. Yo, son, the nigga owe me three grand from 88. You got to collect. Like, yo, them jail niggas, they'll send you through. They need they shit. Shout out to Green Haven. We went to, I went to see the bros. They had a ceremony yesterday. Knock them dead. Eddie Ed, all of the bros up there, man. They was there. I was supposed to go with. Pistol Wayne or no?

29:47Academy of Hope, huh? I was going to go. Pistol Wayne? Pistol didn't come. Mice didn't come. Chia Lee. Gav. Man, brothers ain't come, man. They left me for dead in there, man. Nah, they love you for that. It was love. Nah, it was super love. They had bad pepper steaks there. They ate like kings yesterday, man. I'm sure it was the pros yesterday. Damon, Flint. Oh, man. Max. BG. Everybody. It was one short diesel nigga in there, man. The diesel is in any jail up north. if I put him... This nigga look like Schwarzenegger. This nigga, yo, dog. He look like he eat weights, bars, metal shit. It look like he can bite the cell off.

30:33That nigga shit is dog. Him, kiss, I'm the strongest nigga in any gym. He said I deadlift eight something and I squat. He's a little bit bigger than Maca Resch. That nigga's... Maca Resch, a little nigga like that. He's only a little bit... I think Bispo told me about him. Bispo was like, I know the more. Nigga's name is Five Millie. Shout out to Five Millie. That's his name, dog. Five Millie? He look like he can bitch Five Millie. That nigga's super. That nigga's... Everybody in there, though, man, is all in love. My brothers, I'll be back to see y 'all. Definitely. Let me tell you, Sherman Worm.

31:05Remind me of my four-month stint. Four months. Sherman Worm, Terrence. It's a nigga in there. He never talked to no... Fuck that, Joe. He ain't talked to nobody. He always got the scully... He look mad. He ain't watching TV. Red Hook. One day, this nigga show up at my cell. He said, all right. You know I ain't scared of nobody. I'm ready to get to them with the nigga. Whatever, right? He show up to my cell. He said, yo. I said, what's up, crack? He said, I heard you got books, magazines. Nigga, Kate Slate was sending me all the straight stunnings. Oh, shit. That's like money. Nigga, I had a library.

31:45I said, sure. Come in. You want Miss October? You want that nigga, that sitting nigga love me forever. I'm the only nigga he smile at after. He's like, crap, what's up? I said, all right. Because this nigga was mad at everybody. Yeah, the ice grill for the whole shit. Yo, he'll take a shower like this. I'm looking at this nigga. I say, man, this nigga, all some bullshit. Like, you ain't never see on my life. He don't like nobody. He come up in there. Yo, I heard you got the magazines. I had like 10 ,000. The gay slave was in the mountains. That was fire. So you want Miss October, Miss November?

32:17Here you go. No problem. But you know the niggas, man. Pistol told me about that guy. He said, yo, I know the biggest guy. It had to be him. Five million. That nigga looked like he spent every day of the last five years working on a body part an hour. Like how you be doing them shits on one side, he'll do that shit for a whole day. trying to get this shit to pop out. This shit is so crazy because shit is... And it's real deal. They got a lot of niggas steroids out here. A lot of niggas steroids out here. He's straight up. Black coffee. No, they putting extra weights on extra weight. They tying shit on for him to lift.

33:04He got the whole thing on, then pull those two and attach it to that. They making him up shit. That nigga's incredibly... He should go straight to all the Schwarzeneggers out to me. That nigga's crazy. He's out of control. But he in that joint that they don't come home from. No, no. Everybody in there was... I was in there with the ugly... You said that whole room is nothing but... Yeah, it's nothing. All mass murderers. You play around in that room. Oh, no, no. That wasn't the room. No, sorry. You start with them. They pull out a fucking thing. They go, you want the little knife? We don't use razor blades in this jail.

33:45You want the sword? You want the double? Like, these niggas pull out some shit like this. Their niggas don't play with them. That shit is crazy. It was love, though. The niggas. We hit. I took the train yesterday. So I was the conductor. We went from the booth, the rap booth, to the conductor booth. When I tell you I haven't been on a train in so long, last time I went, I went to the Puerto Rican parade on the train with the whole crew. We just walking through, mobbing a thousand of us. But when I tell you yesterday, I went on the train, I was the conductor. You know, let's go Knicks. I'm on the mic.

34:22Go New York. What I notice about the train is nobody trusts nobody on the train. So I'm out there giving out free Knicks shit, MTA shit. They're scared to take it? The ladies know it's that, Joe, and they scared to take it. They think I'm going to smack them after I give them this shit. like yo you know how you see all that wild shit on the train everybody on the train is like this yo nobody nobody on the train trust nobody on the train that's why you gotta start dancing just start doing shit just start start doing the shit like the girl that be doing the hell what's the girl that be doing that dance and shit she dope as fuck we gotta bring on the show That kind of shit like Melissa.

35:10Yeah, this shit start. She be doing that shit. Then she go back. Who knows her name? The girlfriend. You don't know the little girl from Instagram? She's like a young chick that dance off old school music. She go crazy. She doing that shit. And then you see everybody trying to do it. But I'm on that train, man. And everybody got. How do we make the train better? I don't know. I don't know because this nigga's taking shits on the train. Rage, dancing, nigga. During COVID, niggas was having Thanksgiving dinner on the train. You ever seen them bring the table? Yo, niggas is violating the train system.

35:49They don't want that. If people make more money, then there's less people on the train. It ain't about money. Because there's rich people on the train. They just got to take the train. It's even stay stuck. It's about parking. You see traffic in New York City lately? It's about that. That's what it's about. Traffic is retarded. So you get on the train, it's like 40 minutes. But for 40 minutes, nobody talking to nobody. The kids are trained. They're in there like everybody's militant on the train. I'm telling you, it's Fat Joe, my nigga. How about this? The minute I come out the train, 30 ,000 people, yo, crack.

36:24They stop in the car. It's a different life in the train. That shit's a different world than this. I'm telling you, niggas is shook in the train. I'm walking by. I'm like, damn, niggas, they ain't got no love for Fat Joe. go next. Niggas was like... It might not have been you. No, I'm telling you. And I circled back. It went through the whole train, every call. By the time we came back, they was like, oh, it's fat joke. Like, niggas was like traumatized in the train. Like, they got to get safer. Hawk. Hawk on the train. Hawk. I bet you get him right back off. Niggas shit on you, you hit him with the hawk.

37:03I'll catch him riding it back right before he gets shit. you're not listening to me the problem is the problem is they gonna bring the shit out at the end and them niggas got the big shit on the train you want to see sport or you want to see machete you know what I mean what I dare you tell niggas pull your shit out mad niggas will pull out machete yo yo I'm telling you but now I guess nigga. But now I guess niggas is in that train he went there with a motive. I'm talking about that nigga. One of them niggas that takes shit and I stab him in his lower back before he can get his shit ready. Yo kiss I got love for you.

37:51Yo kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. I got love for you. When was the last time you took the train in the middle of the day?

38:01Now let me explain this to you. Niggas' mothers is on the train like this. Oh, I did shit that nigga. Yo, it might be the nicest ladies. I used to ride for a while. Yo, it was the Grand Central. We all did. Try that now. You ain't go next. It ain't now. Now, I used to go to Batcar. Niggas just chilling. We ain't give a fuck about the train. I'm trying to tell you niggas' moms is on the train like... I'm talking about the lady of the church. Looking at everybody they train the kids not to smile. Like, them niggas is under extreme pressure on that train ride home. I'm going to notice I told the boss.

38:40Oh boy, Mad Cool, the boss of the MTA. Wait till you see it. They ain't going to say hi to J. The Kids Off-Rit. They're going to wait. Is he going to punch me in my face for saying hi? Shit going on. That's all I'm trying to say. Shout out to the MTA. They brought me out there. I don't want to shit on that. MTA, y 'all should do something. Y 'all need us, man. Let's make the trains better again. Yo, I tried to. New York, let's make the trains better. What? Jay-Z took the train. You keeping track of when he took the train? They made him a new car to ride it. Yo, this nigga Jay-Z. I knew when he said the freestyle Rob Markman and all the scientifical flows was going to be breaking them shits down.

39:23We even got motherfuckers talking about Jay-Z took the train 20-track. Yo, Jay-Z? Huh? algorithm. Anything he do, huh? Alga. It's a wrap. I'll tell you, I took the train yesterday. Niggas have traumatized records. They are not... Listen, the Knicks. What we doing is we talking Knicks or we not talking Knicks? This is going to drop next Tuesday, so two games are already going to be done by the time this drops. It'll be too old. I thought we did this. You're dropping this at the end of the summer.

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40:26You've ever been around somebody, maybe a girl that her boyfriend or husband beat her up or a kid that you said, yo, maybe this kid was abused. Right? That's a motherfucker riding the train right now. Niggas in the train. Yo, they scared to death, my nigga. They all scared and they all trauma-tied because they don't know if a nigga going to turn around what you say and shit on them or something. Like, they don't know what's going on. There's so many possibilities. Shit on shit around me. They don't want to see nothing. That's crazy. Don't shit around me on the train. I'm going to stab you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

41:11Kiss full of shit. My fuck's going to pull out a machete on his ass. My fuck's going to go, oh, you pick Z knife. That's what it's about. Yo, kiss. One of them niggas going to go like this. Look at the eyes. Oh, you pick Z knife. He pulls out the machete. You know what? You don't want Z-Gun. By the time he pulled that out, this is all the way inside the universe of his guts. Can we think of something positive? Yo, Wimby, I told you about Wimby. I'm going to tell you right now. I warned you about Wimby. I told you that guy might be alien at a time. You did. You did. Ladies and gentlemen, in the world of Netflix and beyond.

41:58He did say win me early. He didn't actually say he was winning it, but he did say this year or one of these next years, he's dominating. He's dominating. He'll lose this year. Knicks win this year or they never win it. So it's like he'll lose this year. Like Jordan lost to Detroit and all that. You got to lose. I don't agree with the Knicks don't win this year. They never win. He got a strong core. I know, man. You can get some picks. We in the Wimby era. We in the Wimby era. Yeah, rotate the bench a little bit. We in the Wimby era. Wimby won. Just a little bit with some good feet. Wimby won and start, you know, all these basketball players.

42:40Think of James Harden. He in the strip club the same night he lose and gets swept. The core values. This shit smells mean. That shit is the meat and shit. Hold on. This is the meanest shit on the mark This the El Chopo Yo where is it Where is it available Where is it available KissCoffee.com KissCoffee.com KissCoffee.com Yeah KissCoffee.com The brick and mortars is coming Two of them in the next couple Wow We'll sell them at the stores I don't know if it makes sense in the store sneaker store, but we'll sell them. Put them in up. Let me see. Up in YC. Let me explain something to you. The overall character of these basketball players, you can't blame them.

43:31They're young. They're superstars. They filthy, filthy rich. They cocky and arrogant. We hear these people in trouble all the time. Your man, Wendy, I ain't see that since Jordan and Kobe. He wins and cries. It says, my life depends on it. I want to die if I don't win. Like Kobe, mixed with Garnett, mixed with Rambo. That nigga don't want to lose. He cry when he lose. He cry when he wins. I'm going to do this for Pop. He must have grew up in Forrest Proud. He must have grew up in the Jets and Paris. His shit is different. He really is. I never seen nobody 7 '6 cry when he when he wins. You don't want to do it for pop.

44:24Yeah, shit is ill. Any basketball, any sports lover. We got to fuck Wimby up. They got to elbow the shit out. They got to talk to fucking Larry Johnson and them. They got to do some shit under the knee, him, and the thigh. They got to do some little bullshit, New York shit. Or else, we got to go New York or send Huck Party in there, throw him in the Do all kinds. Yeah, do shit. Use the fouls. You know what's crazy is? If we play that nice shit, we got to be real New York and rough their ass up. I'm telling you a real true story. At the Rucker, we had Raul that knew nothing about basketball. And when the other team had a nigga going too crazy, we give Raul the jersey.

45:11Yo, what do you want me to do? I'll brush the piece of my nigga, Raul. Yo! Yo! That's the early. Yo, you crazy. No, I'm telling you. Somebody scored too much buckets, get Raul in Jersey and let him go in and clobber. That's J.R. Smith. Whoever came in there. Yo. I got a... Yo. That's the hardest. Yo. I never thought about bringing a nigga that ain't even know what's going on. Raul don't know nothing about basketball. Yo, Raul. Put him in close. He says who, number 18? Yes, Raul. Raul going in for like three plays, put the nigga upside down on his back. I know why I never did that. The whole crowd was going, oh, and Raul walk in.

45:55They know that nigga did I thought about that. The crowd. I know why I never did that, though. When Raul grabbed the jersey, Kareem Reed, all the niggas start laughing in the huddle. My whole team, they're like, yo, Raul's going in. Yo, Raul's going in. That nigga filing shit out of nigga three plays in a row and come back on the bench. That nigga starts shooting threes. He don't want to go to the basket no more. I played a celebrity game one time, rest in peace, with ice pick. Chris Boussard, he was busting out, he was killing us. Chris Boussard is good? Chris Boussard was, well, he was. He still probably played.

46:34Shout out to Chris. Chris Boussard scored like three or four in a row from the foul, like pull-ups. And I'm like, damn, nobody can stick this thing. Pick. Get on him. I... Calm that nigga down, huh? Pick thought he was Raul. All I knew... Roussard needed an H-Bandage and... Yo. Pick fucked up my big pick. What happened? I ain't telling you to do... I wasn't... I wasn't one of those. What happened to the true journeyman that would show up and do anything you tell him, huh? That nigga Raul used to tell me, Joe, why you always take me to goodbye and never do bye? Yo. Yo! that nigga Raul you always take me to Dubai but never Dubai I said Raul we took him to Dubai one time and he was like you know I can live here I said no no Raul you gonna go to jail on the other side of the world he start pimping bitches or something out there I'm like yo you gotta chill Raul you gonna fuck this up out here for us in Dubai but shout out my brother rest in peace Raul up and sitting in the bottom, but he definitely...

47:43My dog, man. Yo, let me tell you something. I got to see the Sopranos again. Because in my crew, there's a lot of scandals. In my crew, the man said he sat my wife down and said, listen, you can't be so upset with the man. The man dealing with 55 different personalities. Like, I'm dealing with niggas. That's the real shit? No, no, he told her, like, yo, you can't be upset with this man. He said, I don't want to be. He's like, yo, I don't want to be in his position no matter what. This guy got to deal with everything going on, every personality. Rainfall. My man. It's like therapy. But you know who tells me all the time?

48:27Dre from Cool and Dre be like, yo, Tony Soprano. He had to deal with all this. He told me a story. He said, the nigga Tony Soprano. But it had nothing to do with this. with Tony Soprano when he had his nephew's girl he gave her a drive remember she was a pretty bitch but they got in a car accident and then the whole crew started getting on the phone yo I heard she was sucking his dick on the freeway yo she was masturbating him fucking on Tony while he was shot niggas said made up all kind of shit yo they made up all kind of shit none of that shit was true that's how this crew do something go on they be like yo Calus man yo Calus man He ain't mad.

49:08He this, this, that. Yo, Khaled said this, that, this, that. By the time Khaled called me, I heard 30 different perspectives. I sit down with the nigga, yo, Khaled, I think I heard what's going on. Cause this shit done went in 76 different arrows. Like, could you tell me what you upset about? Can you tell me what's the problem? This shit is crazy. Yo, that nigga's crazy, man. Let me tell you something. Yo, Callie, I love you, Callie. Yo, Callie. No ever think I don't love you. No ever think I'm taking sides. Yo, these things, I'm just talking about all of them. Like, it's hard. They asked me, they asked me what makes you a true leader.

49:50And I said a true leader makes sure his people don't go to jail. You know how easy it is to use your people as a crash dummy? You know how easy it is to tell somebody who believes you and is impressionable? Why would you just throw away a human? Yo, just go in there to blick markers and beat everybody up. Come on, there's niggas like that all day, but you'll be a foul leader because he's going to jail for 15 years for shit that ain't necessary. So, you know, it's hard. You know how many times I done went and drank Hennessy? Six hours to seven in the morning convincing one of my friends not to kill my other friend.

50:28But I sit out there with them in front of the stoop, getting drunk with them on the Hennessy, like, yo, chill, you know, got to deal with them. We all family. You don't got, nah, crack. I promise you, nigga. Nah, nah, we don't need it. It's hard being the leader. And then juggling your family at home and all this shit. That's why I play Pac-Man, man. They go to the cigar lounge and do shit like that. Nature walks. Nature walks? Yeah. so you walk around. I don't like that. I don't even like my backyard. Like, we got deers and shit like that. I go in the dam. I don't. What I'm trying to tell you is in my backyard, if I can put electrocution fence so no squirrel, nobody can come around.

51:14I hate that shit in the morning. The birds, yo, I need... Yo, you got the... You got the nest? I need the lady. I need the lady. You got the lady? You got the lady? No. Ladies and gentlemen, Before I send you, I got to get 5 % or something from this. Her shit went up 300%. Yo, listen. They calling me. I need the lady. I don't know. I got to talk to her. I got to speak to her first. I got to get my percentage. I'm a sinner. Yo, your man bugged out. Nah, he all up and fried. Nah, the man fried. I got you. I said like this. We have a bird doing a bird's nest. Them niggas is singing too much at 6 in the morning.

51:55I need that extra hour to sleep. Them niggas is out there and it sound too close. Oh, they sound too close. They right there. They there, nigga. So I'm like, yo, I need the lady that Jadakiss got to come to my house and do me a good favor for the wilderness. Somebody recommended it. My nigga, I need something. Niggas act like I got it. She right there, the bird. I do not like the birds. I do not like the birds. I don't like none of that shit. If I could do a fucking dome over my house, I would. You want to get a nest removed? She can't remove nests, birds, owls, hawks, eagles. Let me tell you something.

52:36I just got a bird's nest that's too close to my window. So they do five in the morning and a nigga try to sleep, man. I got ducks in the back. I live in a pond. I have a pond in my backyard. Fire. Turn them there. Fuck fire. I don't Them fucking ducks Come Niggas is up I gotta pun over the thing I hear them Ducks is louder than it Ducks I never knew Ducks was so loud Huh Maya's not happy With the vegans No we got love For everybody The animals I'm just saying See the rabbits man I'm cool with the rabbits I don't hurt I'm supposed to dodge With the rabbits I don't hurt The animals What I'm saying is If I can get Like a Yankee stadium where the animals can't go.

53:23You know how they got the green grass where the animals ain't in there? I would... Yo, man, let me change something. The worst is the woodpecker, especially when they're on... Like, I had one on my house. I had to get that removed. Woodpecker was on the house. He's sad. Yo, two-time a fella love the animals. He's sad. He got the sad face. Two-time a fella, man. Yo, listen. This ain't that. That ain't this. Yo. Yo, it's a family show. You're full of shit. Cracking. You're full of shit. This ain't bad. Literally, if you go on the train. It's cracking. You ever see the niggas with the eyes like this?

54:06Yo, yo, yo, listen. Listen. Yo, you see the niggas. He go, yo, yo, okay. He pull that shit off. Ha ha. He onesie nice. He gonna pull out the machete. You onesie nice. Yo, listen. let me tell you I'm going to tell you something real quick and then we go how many times I don't know about y 'all but I remember back in the days our project would go to another project and somebody who got juice over there want beef with somebody and we come over there deep too and then they be like yo so who you want to fight why they always pick the little nigga like yo I want to fight him he got a big and the little nigga slanted him 42 times stop his face said.

54:51You know how many times a nigga's like, I'll take the little nigga. Oh, they don't want black Dave. They don't want power. They don't want all this. They want the little nigga. Little nigga slam him 36 times on his fucking head and beat the shit out of him. That's like you. You pull out that shit. Sky Rizzy nigga said, oh, you want you want Z trend fire?

55:15They'll be like this. Yo, Joe and J. the biggest in the game. Don't ever play yourself.

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