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28:07Philly did like a New Year's, like we got this. LL performed. Yeah, he had the green thing on, I seen. He had the green Daniels leather. That good Daniels leather. He had a make on. It was leather. No, no, they didn't use leather sells minks. I know a they didn't use leather mink when I see one. I'm saying, okay. Remy had some ill mink on there the other day, too. You know, it's mink weather. You know what I'm saying? I can't afford a mink. No, you should have had a mink. I felt sorry for you New Year's Eve. You was talking all that shit. If they would have had a Furrier open right there, I would have bought one to the fucking Achilles.

28:49That's like when at first, When you live in the projects, that first day, this shit get 95. Everybody want to get an AC if they got it. While you borrow money for an AC, you gone. That first hot day, you like, yo, I need an AC. That shit crazy. You needed that mink on that dick. That's the floor, though. I needed the daddy dog shit with the watches and like Lenny. I wonder if I got any mink, any furs, this long pause. I don't think so. I think I all got like three quarters. You know what I'm saying? I ain't got the long. I don't really want one. I always say I want one. I just want a bald one, a long one.

29:29I take the jackets, though. I buy some jackets. I can't spend my money on the fucking trench coat fur. No? I get the fake one that's like the bathroom rug that you dry your feet off. You know, that's white people favorite. Yeah, it's some of your rappers favorites. There's a couple rappers that got a bathroom rug. You got the fake joints? Yeah. Keep them warm? I don't know if it looks like a... It's learned, right? You know, white people never get cold. I got a fur show fur hat, and this place is fucking freezing in this place. And here's why you see these white people, they be running by the side of the water shit below zero.

30:08We looking for a fur. They like... Dippity-doo-dah. Dippity-day. The motherfuckers... No, we love white people, man. We get a flat for white people. I ain't got no more flags. I would have been wanting to. Let me explain, sonny. Would you be seeing the white Action Bronson be at the game of shorts below zero? Action Bronson? Is there any black Spanish people in the polar band club, the shit that be in Coney Island? You see how the white people, they run up in the beach below zero? That's the real cold plunge. That's dead. I would die, man. Action Bronson be in shorts. I be in the air for this below zero.

30:46Action Bronson don't own pants. Huh? He don't got no pants.

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36:21Albums this year because Grammys is coming soon Shout out to the Clips is going to clean up You think he's going to get more than one? One is good for hip hop One is phenomenal I think they might get two I think they might leave away with two I think Pharrell got them one is for knowing him and then if album was good enough they get him another I got better than Pharrell They performed in the Vatican. That got them one. Whenever they hand shook for the Vatican, that's one Grammy. You know the cheat code of the Grammys? Yeah, they got one for God. Listen, the cheat code to the Grammys is always John Legend on a song.

37:05John Legend is the cheat code for the Grammys, and they got them on the team. Let's do all the name people. Let's get it good. Listen, John Legend got everything. John Legend is the cheat code. John Legend is the Samuel Jackson of music. I didn't call Samuel for everything. Commercial insurance, revengeance, popcorn. They fucking call John Legend for anything. Inaugurations, the image, the ESPYs, anything with P's on it. They call John Legend. Golden Globes Any kind of globes John Legend Guaranteed Locked it John Legend's the guy You know what's crazy is You know You're a king Of battle rapping And dissing But I'm not a battle rapper I'm just saying I seen John Legend At the game The other day And I immediately Thought of Kanye Saying he smelled Like sweater or something What called Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo

38:07Nah Nah. What Kanye said, Kanye said he looked like he's, he got the tight sweater. Every time I big the body up, how you gonna, how you gonna taste it when he smells like sweat? I love John Legend, but what did Kanye say? What's the quote? No. It's crazy, because the minute I seen him, I was like, yo, I immediately, in my subconscious, I was like, God. He don't look like he smells like sweat. At all, he looks like he smells great, but Kanye said the man looked like tight sweater. that's when he ain't went crazy though that's when he went he ain't went crazy right there he said he got a sweater on in Barbados they got Barbados sweaters they got August sweaters nah you ain't wearing no sweater in August it depends where I'm at I got honey turkey sweaters crack that's dumb thin like a slice of honey turkey yeah let's take a slice of honey turkey I love honey turkey man that shit crazy but John Legend gets you the Grammy definitely is Cardi B nominated cause I think she's gonna win too yes I think she's gonna win I hope she wins after that we got a problem because I love Mandeep I don't know I don't think their album was great too they didn't get they should've got nominated at least cause I ain't gonna lie it was a lot of trash albums this year I ain't do this on purpose to each his own bottle of 1800.

39:36I ain't doing this on purpose. A bottle of Saurissa. Oh, the Burgundy Yalas? Chrome socks. It was by mistake. Don't zoom in on my shit. You know what I mean? That was by mistake, Danny. So, you know, I got that sky blue fur shirt on and I threw that Arabic down, that sky blue, baby blue with that trap. So, here are the rap Grammy nominees. What? You want the nominees? Yeah, the nominees for rap. Yeah, for Grammys. What rappers are in the best rap album is Clips, Glorilla, Jid, Kendrick Lamar, and Tyler the Creator. We got a Tyler Creator. That's Best Rap Album. Tyler the Creator is another cheat code, and of course Kendrick Lamar.

40:18Let me hear the other ones that the Clips got. The Clips are also in Best Rap Performance. Cardi B outside. That's where they're gonna win. Vatican. Bam. Chains and Whips. Dochi. Kendrick Lamar. The other category scared me. I like that. With Kendrick and Tyler and Creator in the... I'm a little scared. Best rap performance. What's the other one? Best rap song. Anxiety by Doji. Birds Don't Sing by Clips. Sticky, Tyler and Glorilla, Sexy Red and Lil Wayne. TGIF. Doji is winning. And Shovey Off by Kendrick. Doji's winning something. I didn't tell you that much. The birds don't sing. The birds don't sing.

41:02You know who's on that record? You know who's on that record? in that category? That's John Legend. John Legend. She's winning. Oh, I don't know if she's beating that. She's winning something. John Legend. Cliffs is winning best performance. Best rap performance, yeah. And the best melodic rap performance. It is making up. Friday featuring Meek Mill. Meek Mill nominated. Ty Yala Sign, Kendrick and SZA. Forget about it. You have to go after that. Kendrick, it says this song it sucks in a red it's stuck so Kendrick has 9 nominations every down I hit, that song's on all of them twice Kendrick has 9, including album of the year plus multiple rap nods Clips, Doshi, and Tyler each with around 5 alright, this is what's gonna happen Kendrick, clean up Clips, 1 possibly 2 Doshi, definitely getting 1 Tyler, he's always available for one.

42:03Hopefully, Cardi can get one in a light. Let me explain something to you. Dolce smells great. She's one of the best smelling girls women. I'm just telling you. Is it a pause? It's a double flag. What kind of topics we making up here? I'm not making up a topic. I'm saying you brought up Dolce and I'm telling you the one time I met her, I said, wow. this woman smells amazing that's all it's not a pause could I ask you a question could I ask you a question is it any woman you ever met that one time and said wow she smelled like game 7 yes no no she smelled like a sweater in Barbados in August yes a living legend of all living legends same man you wanna get the 100 bill you gotta say that but it was really We was in the hip-hop honors, and this woman is one of the most sought-after women back in the day that we ever seen.

43:08I got to see where you read the show this year. You know something? You know it. Hold on. You know there's a lot of rumors in hip-hop. One of the rumors is one of our legendary legends, most legends. Smells like shit, they said. Who's that? You first. You go first. First don't say. Who's the top five? Stinkiest of the. Smell it. Smell like shit. Well, you know, part of the problem. I kind of smell like shit. Let me tell you, sir. We got some women here. Listen. We got some women here. We got some. Hold on. I have to cut. One of them is somebody you said is your favorite. You got quite a few times saying that it was your favorite.

44:07They said it smelled like shit. It's like a known thing. It's like, you know, he sent an email, the attachment. He got the, what was the dude from Charlie Brown that had, like, the dirty shadow with him? Pink Ben? Pink Ben had the dirt shit running with him. Somebody you said is your all-time favorite. Let me tell you what happens. Let me tell you something. Can I get something? No hate. I don't care, rapper. No rapper, no nothing. No disrespect, because this is disrespect. When some woman, they don't want to use the real deodorant. They want to use the, you know, when they use the fake deodorant and they shit like must be?

44:51They don't want no foreground. You could be the most beautiful. They don't want the fucking real deodorant. Ladies, I don't know if you know Because a lot of guys are watching with their ladies You stink Oh no, you stink

45:09Ladies smell worse A stinking lady Smell worse than a stinking man The fake one where they use the fake deodorant Fake soap Oh, I might break out You can't use a fake soap They used to bro. No, listen. They used the fake soap, the fake deodorant. You gotta find the one that got something that you ain't allergic in. But you can't use a fake soap. It might be perfume. It might be something. I'm trying to be as nice as possible. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about ladies that smell like shit. I'm not saying that. I'm saying they might even be clean, but they think that they're going to get cancer from the real deodorant and they got that other shit.

45:52I tell you I didn't close for no cigar we so they don't straight stink but they got that little that must to them they ain't no just a must like they them bitches stinking look if your shit ain't got if your deodorant ain't got a little cancer with that shit if that if you ain't got a cancer stick yo yo set me on fire nigga said Excuse me, my love. Excuse me, my love. It's stinky. Excuse me, my love. You're so beautiful. You used up? What's? No, I got the shit from Jamaica. You know the shit that come. The birds don't sing. The birds don't sing. Yo! There's nothing worse than a lady that stinks.

46:44Oh, my God. The legend I'm talking about? The legend. I come in. Everybody wife did, too. Like, she was a big deal. You could figure that one out. She's a legend of all legends. I was like, yo, what's up, Quinn?

47:00Holy Magnolia. I'm like, oh, my God. The birds don't sing. No, but I'm sure there's a lot of distinct dudes, distinct women. There is? Yeah, there is. You don't take care of yourself. That's on you. But do they know they stink? Like, I went in a boat together one time. They got to know. It knows where, but sometimes they shit don't. Yo, I went in a bodega like on 23rd Street. This man was stinking so much that the windows was foggy from him. He was a one-man gang. And I'm like, I'm almost like scared to go in the store. Danny, I'm like, yo, do you know if you stink or not? This is a good question.

47:46there's a person who stink do they live with that shit so much that they don't know it becomes regular it becomes like Chanel I don't want to mess up relationships but it's somebody that I need in my life that fixes things for me we prepared say I need something fixing I gotta let the whole house know yo the fix is coming extra can do same get on typish get dozens of roses. Put on pulp and re... Put shit. It's calling for a call because he go... A few screws, he got shit bumping and you got to get shit prepared before he get there. You got to find another guy. I don't know. He up there doing shit.

48:32He's just going by. Hitting him. He never said nothing. Yeah, you got to hit him. The whole time he's in the crib they hitting him when he leave. You got to hit him after he leaves. No, you got to hit the whole, you got to disinfect the whole house. He's sitting there. I was about the Giants and the feet. The Giants. The Giants is in your head. And then it closed your underarms. Fuck the Giants. Do yourself a favor, close your underarms, bro. What kind of shit is this? At this point, I don't even think it's his ass, his feet. It's all kind of shit. Behind his ears and balls. It gets. I ain't gonna lie to you I had a friend that stink when I was growing up I had a friend that stunk in the projects and rest in peace my brother used to violin him like yo I had a friend like a best friend that stunk when we was kids my brother come in yo you smell like ass nigga you stink nigga yo go wash your ass this oh my fuck it like yo my brother I used to feel That's the best way though.

49:43How about that nigga that stink that can knock everybody out? So you trying to hold it. No, it's all. Stink. Ah! You better get your nose muscles right. I told a story. You could Google this in one of these podcasts. One of our podcasts has told this story, but this is a true story. It warrants me bringing it back. I'm looking at footage, real footage. You could Google this shit. Yeah. he dude was obviously homeless and mentally whatever you call that shit mental illness he like 7 feet tall butt naked listen Fordham fucking rode a little guy cause in broad daylight women all over people Fordham rode little guy must have told him yo my man what fuck is up man put some clothes on this disrespect him and the little guy start fighting the big butt naked guy was pounding out the little guy.

50:41No. God forbid they were in the alley. Oh. God forbid they was in the alley. Yo, I don't know where that would have went. Pounding them out in the alley. Yo. Yo. Listen. I don't know where that would have went. I'm giving you, they say I'm the best storyteller. I'm painting the picture. This guy was at least 6 '7", 6 '8". Size. The little dude stood up. Yo, there's women out here, man. They got it pop. The little guy was fighting them. It's on here. You can Google it anytime. The guy was beating up the little guy. He was beating them up. When I tell you, everybody jumped this big dude. The old lady Jehovah Witness was walking by, kicking the dude.

51:29Yo, when I say, yo, this was a universal hood beatdown. Like, everybody got it. The most decent person who gives the charity kicked that dude in his head. Like, he was just flagrant. If a little guy tried to save the hood and it didn't work, and then anybody got it down. I think if that was nighttime in the alley, he probably took his ass or something, baby. Once that big guy would have beat the shit out of that little dude. No, that's scary. Yo, listen. That's scary. Let me tell you something. I don't know if y 'all know. I'm 230 now. But I was 480. and pretty much almost everybody I punched in the face, they went down.

52:13Pretty much everybody I punched in the face, they was touching that canvas. One time this dude tried to diss me. I jumped out the car. I punched him as hard as I can. He was like, yeah, I've been waiting for that. He threw his hands up. I said, oh, my God, this is going to be a long night. Like, I said, hold up, yo, Joe. He was like, oh, yeah, nigga. He started shaking and baking. I'm like, don't get it fucked up. You know Joe Crack guy? I'm like, yeah, what's up? I'm in the motion. Lucky for him, the terror squad came. I mean, yeah. Lucky for me, the terror squad came and they danced on him. Legend, we called them purple fans.

52:52Lucky for you. Lucky for me. He probably would have, I punched him with everything I got. And the man said, yeah, I've been waiting for that. Threw them shits up. Started shaking, too. You know how when you're fighting the dude and he's shaking, he got the little feint, the little, he's about to fuck me up, this guy. There's just no way around it. I gave him the kitchen sink. I gave him everything I got. Boom! He said, oh, okay. And he started like, he had the, and I woke up so fast. Start doing that real professional shit after that. I woke up so fast. Yo, listen. I woke up so fast and was like, all right, nigga, you better get focused with this dude because, And thank God the infamous Terror Squad came and they gave him purple face.

53:40Yo, he caught the legend. To this day, we talk about this guy. This guy caught the purple face. But they saved me because he was about to dust me off. I could tell. He was moving. I said, yo, Joe, you about to get embarrassed. You ever had a fight where you had to tell yourself, nigga, pussy, get focused? like you gotta be like yo get focused like cause the dude was like I said okay I'm not pussy so we fighting until somebody get knocked out so I know what I'm gonna do anybody watching they know Fat Joe Fat Joe gonna get to it but he look like he got an extra little diddy bop you know like a little Pernell Whitaker sweet pea on me like he was about to do it but he got danced on I don't know why I said that story though we're talking about the 6 '7 guy the 6 '7 guy on Fordham Road.

54:34Because the little guy felt like I felt. The little guy stood up for the woman that's out there and he started getting rocked. It's on video. It's on Google. You can Google this shit. Cock diesel, mental illness. He was about to let this little nigga have it. He was hooking on him. Mental illness. That ain't coming, no. I ain't coming Butt naked mental illness Yeah I gotta burn my computer Google that Yeah Put in butt naked mental illness It's gonna Something's gonna come up It ain't gonna be It ain't gonna be big man Now I'm to In the Bronx Yo I'm telling you Jehovah Witness I left Joe Everybody I found something else Put foot in a little Butt naked Big nigga Little nigga I googled this Not seven foot two story about a mentally ill seven foot tall guy and I got something about you at ten with a machete.

55:33Because you're putting the wrong chin in, man. Put four in a row naked, man. No, no, no. That's cat. Everybody's going to say it's cat. I told you that story. A machete at ten. I cut the guy up. What happened was I'm in the house. I can't cook. I got a machete and I'm cutting stuff to put up. I'm making some whatever they got. Like a gumbo. You couldn't use it really. Whatever the fuck they got. If they had a half of tomato, I put it in there. If they had a strawberry, I put it. That shit was the struggle meal. Yo, what? That was noodle or oodle. Somebody gotta help. Somebody gotta help me, man.

56:15Hot sauce. Yo, hot sauce. Strawberry cup of noodle. What are you hearing this mix? Nigga, I'm from the projects. I had nothing. Maybe a little block of free cheese jumped up in there. I had to put... A strawberry and tomato. It wasn't tomato sauce. It was hot sauce. Like, look, the bottom line, I threw whatever was there. It wasn't a casserole? What would you make? No, I didn't make... I was starving. Starving. You know, my mom's was at work. I was starving. But the point is, I'm cutting everything. You know, I'm just... To this day, I'm kind of, like, dumb when it come to, like, regular shit.

56:56I'm chopping a little tomato like this with a machete like this. So a girl, I hear a girl scream. I go outside in the hallway and there's a girl I grew up with. She was Jehovah witness. She's with a dress and she's holding her private parts. The apples, the oranges, the bread is rolling on the floor. And there's a dude with a muscle shirt, like a tank top. but you could tell he just came home from jail that day, two hours before jail. No, no, no. You know when they come home and you see, like, the army face? Like, you know, this guy wasn't in civilization. He just came home. So I look at him, and I run up on him without hesitation, and I hit him on the arm with the machete.

57:44It's a true story. He runs around the corner away from me. I'm only 12 years old, by the way, or 10 years old. He runs around the corner, and I know he ain't from my projects because he missed the exit, the staircase. He ran too much. You know how the staircase is? Oh, he ran too much. So I run up on him. I hit him on the other arm. He got the sleeveless shirt. Then I see him notice in his eyes like, yo, this kid's 10 years old. He jumps at me. Man, I might have jumped to where the bathroom was. But yo, he would have took that shit. So he finds out that's the stairs. He runs down the stairs. He gets out of there.

58:23so the girl made me promise to never tell a story she was one of the most decent girls probably the most decent girl in my building jehovah witness nice she's our parents and killer please joe don't tell a story so i never told the story now when i did my book the book of jose i wrote the chapter on that and i told shaheem last minute when we was gonna print i said you know what? She might still be alive. I gave him my word. I can't tell the story. My brother dies. We're at the funeral. She walks in out of nowhere. Her name is Deedee. She walks in and goes, Joe, in front of the whole funeral. You saved my life.

59:09You saved my life. And I'm like, I'm tapping because, you know, I told, you know, Rich the barber this story, a couple of my friends, Rich Flay, and I'm like, she starts telling the story God tried to rape me and Joey opened the door and Joe cut him in front of the whole funeral, snow-capped snow-capped, she told the whole story and that was crazy because I ain't seen 40 years, 30 years, some wild shit like that but you know she looked great and she came to pay her respects but that's a true story, that's a real motherfucker you know this guy we need chariots of fire after that the news. No, we always tap.

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1:03:01Let me tell you something about being a rat. Oh, shit. tell you something about being a rat this guy 6ix9ine know he's such a rat I see him on Instagram talking about I'll go to jail tomorrow I'm gonna be with my dude oh and uh what's the guy who killed the CEO I'm gonna see Luigi up there cause they ain't protected he's an automatic or regular protective custodier he's going in there for protective he knows he's like not really going to jail he's going to protective custody He said, I'm going to be playing chess, eating grilled cheese with Luigi and my doodle tomorrow. He going right in there, protective custody.

1:03:43You know, we let the streamers, we didn't, the people did, let the streamers become bigger than the rappers. And they kids, and they don't know no street, no moral code. Somebody rap, they be like, yo, he better tell them somebody so he can come back out here and stream. These guys, they endorse the ratting. The streamers be like, oh, man, what are you waiting for? You took too long to tell. Like, come back out of stream. Did we miss something with the kids letting them know that snitches get stint? They missed something. Huh? They missed something. They missed the rules. They threw the book in the garbage.

1:04:23Fuck the rules. Whatever our guy, whatever the shit is, they chucked that shit. They threw to each river. So snitching is okay right now. I didn't say that, but they jumped the rules. Let me tell you something. Feels like 0-4 all over again in New York City. 50 against everybody. He's used to this, having beef with the planet Earth, correct? No, no, he got it. He got real beef with the planet Earth. He's just used to it, huh? I don't think it's foreign to him. You think he says, because he always tells me, like when me and him used to beef, he used to say I knew you would jump out the window he said some days I got up and I just wanted to go viral I diss you I knew you coming right back with some shit and so he like all that shit everyday in drama everyday and you know one thing I noticed and don't kill me guys 6 7 whatever I'm in the no what I'm about to say is blasphemy what I'm about to say is blasphemy I've always said Snoop Doggy Dogg is the most famous rapper.

1:05:36I think 50 Cent knocking on his door. What do you think? Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent. Do you think 50 Cent? What does it matter what I think?

1:05:49You know your pops is fried. Yo, Grady. Yo, Grady. Tell him. They can call me Grady. Yo, Grady. He's angry uncle. They call me Grady. Yo, listen. I love Grady. Your knee again, huh? Shit is out. Where my man at, the trainer? Where my man? He ain't got nothing for my knee. Where my trainer, the trainer? I ain't care to help my knee. He ain't here, huh? He'll tell you how to strengthen your knees, man. My shit is down. That's cool, and that's incredible. Yeah, that was fire. Snoop called the Clippers game. And he called a fight? He called Kerr Wilder? He called Steve Kerr getting ejected. He said he went back to his Arizona Wildcat day.

1:06:33So am I making a... No, that's... Fifth is very no. Snoop is very no. No, no, Snoop has held the title... ...for different reasons. Snoop has... That name, Snoop Dogg, has come out of my mouth for 20 years, Paws. Well, yo, who's the most famous? Snoop Dogg. Who's the most... Doggy Dogg. This is the first time I'm looking and I'm like, does 50 Cent have a legitimate shot at being the most famous rapper on earth? I just think his presence on social media is just under control. My guys in Dubai told me they learned the news in America for 50 Cent. He threw up Diddy or fucking R. Kelly, somebody doing his braids on a cartoon.

1:07:21He'll give you the news ahead of time. Maduro. See how they took that guy? he just on bottle 1800 bottle of Sorisa that nigga's getting out I believe that he just gotta pass a hard drive to somebody and he getting out he got a thumb drive a hard drive you think so he got a thumb drive with some info on and he gonna give it ain't nobody bigger to him unless he's giving up like a Putin and all like he's giving it to Trump yeah but ain't nobody bigger he's the guy he's not riding on nobody giving him the hard drive of the country. He's taking this shit over. Or you, huh? But if you read between the lines, they said they gave him a million chances.

1:08:05I think they told him, yo, go with your money. You just got to leave for this whaler. I mean, is that... They robbed him. Is that or what happened? He's in the feds now. I don't give a fuck. You need to know that that army was too big for you. That U.S. Army, the man got five warships out there and he's telling you, I'm coming in there and I'm gonna get you and your job is to leave go to fucking Barbados go like I don't think it was that easy he just said yo get out of here he was like get out of here go to a country where we can't get you Brazil, Switzerland, whatever he told him we want your country he wanted to stand down on these shit listen we don't get too political but I never seen nothing like you always hear we went to Iraq for all you you hear these stories that nigga Donald Trump said hey don't guess it we want the all you yeah nah don't speculate we want that shit that's our shit I never seen that in my life funny times man funny times man uh Uncle Murda shout out to Bad Skills from VA he started it and now Uncle Murda owns that position at the year end.

1:09:25You know, we got like two, three shout outs on there. Did you hear the rap up? Heard it. Did you like it? Liked it. You don't like shit, kiss. Uncle Murda's my nigga. What are you talking about? I fuck with Murda. What are you talking about? I look every year, I look forward to the rap up. Every year. I love this beat selection. I feel it's wrapping up my knee right now. Oh, no, you need that. And I got the Europe Bengay. I got to bring it to you. My shit is all the way good. You got Bengay. Yo, I got the Europe Bengay. That shit's stronger. You know, over there, they give you better, like, meat selection, everything.

1:10:08That shit is no chemicals. Shit. It's a better butt. It's less chemicals in the food. It's less chemicals. And I got the Europe Bengay. I take that. Let me get some right now. I ain't got it with me, though. I got this stuff. I don't have this stuff with me here right now. Perhaps. You got it close by? You got it close by? With the ISG? Perhaps a Zicar? Oh, no, perhaps a little something for the nose. Perhaps a little something for the nose. No, no, I actually said perhaps a little susie. That's a story right there. No, that's one of our biggest jokes in Terror Squad for life. Everybody be like, perhaps a little susie for the nose?

1:10:56Like, that happened too. All right, so this was going on. Hard Rock Bet. NFL playoffs is among us. Out of the NFC, you've got the Rams and the Panthers. I be in Charlotte a lot. I think I'm the reason why the Panthers even got so much fluidity. I'm taking the Rams. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Sean McVay. I got bad money for the Paul Lake. All right. You got bad money. Packers and the Bears. That's love versus Caleb Williams. I got to take Green Bay Packers. You know why? Why? Because Bears haven't been nicer years. That's just my way of looking at it. I'm taking the package. Who got Pat Mahomes, Travis Kelsey?

1:11:50The couch. And some rap records? Yeah. Right now, they ain't somewhere. They on Mean Jets with the Swifties and Mrs. Mahomes and Palm Trees. They don't even want to watch football. They watching Mayor Cakes. They ain't even watching football right now. They watching Spartacus. Now let's go to the AFC. The Bills and the Jaguars. I know who's going to win that. Of course, you say Josh Allen. He should win. They took Mahomes out. They took Baltimore Ravens out. Lamar. James Cook. The running back? Yes. He's nice. But he ain't going to win the game. He's going to take a collective effort. Yeah, collective effort.

1:12:34Don't sleep on the Jaguars. The Bills are giving one another. He got more yards than OJ Simpson. He's Duval. That means a lot, though. He got more yards this season than OJ Simpson. I don't mean nothing. He broke the... 49ers at the Eagles. I'm going to Eagles East Coast. I'm tired of seeing Gilly doing that dance. I'm taking 49ers. Gilly got that big-ass hat, huh? Taking 49ers. Gilly come flying with the hat. I'm going to take the 49ers and I'm going to make my own dance. Chargers at the Patriots. I'm taking Drake Mays. Patriots is back. Patriots are given three and a half. I'm taking the Patriots.

1:13:19When I'm dumping on them. Dump. Patriots, baby. Then maybe Robbie Crabb. Robbie Crabb. Then Monday night game is the Texans versus the Steelers. Aaron Rodgers made it to the playoffs, huh? Stunk it up over here for$49 million. He's out of here Monday. Texas is getting his ass out of here. You've seen them Jordans? Texas Longhorn Jordans? They got some fun. I got to show you these. I call my people in Texas. They ain't got them. They ain't never see them. Private selection, the sneaker store. I was like, yo, if anybody got it, it's dumb. They was like, we ain't see this, girl. Might be one of these.

1:14:03You'd be finding Jordans like nobody's nowhere. Oh, this shit crazy, man. Super Bowl. damn God where you at God Seahawks Rams Broncos Eagles Texans Bills Patriots Jaguars 49ers 11 11 who do you like to win it all I like either the Patriots or the Rams Buffalo got a chance Sean Payton always got a chance that's why football is any given Sunday man anybody it's really freaky this year you going to Super Bowl yeah we supposed to be I'm going to be there we'll be there they're headed Bad Bunny baby it's Liddy out there Bad Bunny baby Bad Bunny it's Liddy Bobby MVP odds Matthew Stafford Drake May Trevor Lawrence James Cook in the field didn't make it He nominated.

1:15:09As a running back, you have to do outstanding. You have to have 75 million yards and try to make it. You could rush for 4 ,000 yards and a quarterback will still beat you. That's disgusting. Saquon didn't get it last year. I think Trevor... It might be a racist category. It might let Drake May get it, though. Prejudice. Drake May deserves it. I think Drake May and Matthew Stafford. Stafford got it already, man. Let Drake May or Trevor Lawrence get it. Matthew Stafford got one before. Let another person get it. Listen, this ain't that. That ain't this. It's cracking kiss, goddammit. I need a wheelchair.

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