Fat Joe & Jadakiss REACT to Bad Bunny EARNING Super Bowl, Mark Sanchez arrested, ESPN's NBA rankings

27:44Let me tell you something. Jalen Brunson. No. Let me explain. Yo, James, you too loose with them flags today. Let me explain something to you. What the man need to be in a gang or get tattoos? What he got to do so you could be, because he's a nice guy, clean cut guy, they won't rate him? I mean, Jalen Brunson. To make the top 10 of the NBA is a special thing. What are you talking about? Let me ask you something. There's guys that they pay$100 million. He's one of... Hold up. To score 11 points. There's a guy they know, two-time felon, you good for 11 points, and you play hard. Paying nobody a few million to score 11.

28:28You might got some people that scoring 11 that get paid a hundred. But that ain't what... They didn't sit down and say, we score 11. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yo, Jay, let me explain something to you. Get glass on the phone. Do you know how hard it is? To score 11 points in the NBA. Go fresh. Get everybody on the floor. Listen. Listen. Do you know how hard it is to score 11 points in the NBA and to get a couple of rebounds? For me and you. Blue Cup. No, no, no, no. Talking about. No. You know how hard it is? If somebody's getting paid$100 million, and we want you to go out, get us 11 and every.

29:05You're reminding me, and I don't want to say, but you make it up to say names. You remind me of Rashad Lewis. Remember he caught that$200 million He ain't never scored a point again. What I'm trying to tell you all, you're a man from fucking Memphis. What's your man? The point guard that was dumb nice. They gave him that bag. He never scored a... No, no, no. Not John Morant. Conley never scored a point again, bro. Listen. Conley scored an 11 now. Yeah. In his fucking... How much money is Mike Conley getting right now? Two-time fella. No, he's at the... Google it. How much money he's getting 2024?

29:39124. Jesus Christ. This nigga been scoring three points the last... 13. This is the end of his career. Yo, Kiss, you not letting me get to my bar, my punchline. You not letting me get to my punchline. You said they pay you$100 million. Yo, my man, the nigga getting$100 million. How much money he's getting? He getting... You're saying... $10.7 million. He's scoring 11. Hold up. All right,$10.7. What if you're averaging 40 points? We got some people we know. How much did the designer earn? He got one song. Who? Pender, pender, pender, pender, pender. Any jerk yonder. You know what I mean? Come on, jerk yonder.

30:23Y 'all here. Y 'all here. Y 'all here.

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33:34This is Michael Rappaport and my podcast, the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast, is unlike any one you've ever heard. We're a variety show and if you're looking for strong opinions, funny opinions about sports, entertainment, politics, pop culture, and whatever else catches my attention, then subscribe now. This kid, Jafar Jackson, is as good as Rami Malek, as Freddie Mercury, and it's as good as Timothee Chalamet as Bob Dylan and I say that with love and respect for both of those actors and I don't know how many Oscar nominations they give out I don't know if it's 5, 6 for best actor 150 % this kid Jafar Jackson should absolutely positively get nominated for his portrayal as Michael Jackson Listen to I Am Rap Report on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts I Am Rapper Port Podcast You said to me, yo, you know, keep at it because you let me rap for you.

34:36It was magical for all of us. We made it, we made it. I'm like, we? You know, I'm like, I know these guys, but who are you? I'm MC Jin, and this is Laugh But Not Lease. I'll be chatting with guests from all walks of life about the power of humor when it comes to facing difficult times. Like the co-founder of Rough Riders, Darren D. Dean. talking about as a kid. Do you remember that we met even way before that? Let me think. Did you walk up to the gate? That was me, D. That was you? That was me. The day we found out that you and the whole crew was at Hit Factory, the mission was to get me to go to the gate, start freestyling, and see if I could get in the studio.

35:14I'm rapping, and then suddenly I hear a voice. Hey, open the gate. Let him in. The gate slowly went. Come, come, come, come, come, come. They all, they're watching this, and they watch me walk into there, and that is a moment that I will remember for the rest of my life. Listen to Laugh But Not Least with MC Jin on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, no, everybody going to Turkey. I got to fight niggas all the time. They tell me Norrie went to Turkey. I be like, yeah, my man, get ahead with that shit, man. He Puerto Rican and black, didn't he? Yeah, that's the question.

35:48I don't think he did. I don't think Norrie would do that. The season for mad years, didn't he just went to the streets? Nigga came into the poppy. He came in. No. He had a Caesar. And then we talking about Noriega, guys. He had a Caesar and then he came out with the wavy shit. Like his name was Rodolfo. Like his shit grew up. No, no. He just came up. Like now he got the dreads. So they always, because he's my brother, they tell me all the time, you know, your man went to Turkey. I personally don't believe that Norie went to Turkey. I don't think he's like that type of guy. Right? Right? You might have got this shit done to ball.

36:26Left Rock or some shit, but all of them, you pay double, you pay double with the States. Like me, I wouldn't go out the country to do some surgery. I would pay double and stay in the country. I don't know if that makes sense. It makes sense. How was the halftime performance? Like how, did they lace, you know how? You know, I practiced three times and I learned that from J-Lo. J-Lo is like a super duper practice. She'll make you, practice with her. You know, you've been in shows with J-Lo. I always had a show with you and J-Lo too. She makes you practice and shit. And so, I said, you know what?

37:03It's the NBA, it's Abu Dhabi. Let me practice. So, I practiced three times. They had the Philly dance. Shout out to the mascot. He watched our show all the time. My man from Philly watched our show all the time. And so, we practiced and shit was great, man. Once you practice, you can't even mess up. You just got that shit. Then I went over there and I heard that the echo on the mic, I got them earphones so fast, I said, yo, yo, yo, we're not doing Yankee Stadium again. You see the Yankees, I'm scared to even go to the game because they're going to blame the whole shit on me. They said that it's my fault.

37:38So I'm down the block. I'm eating my own glizzy in my house. Nah, I'm watching this shit glizzy off the screen. I want to go support, but I'm scared the minute they said, show me, they're going to be like, niggas gonna be with brown paperbacks. Like, Fat Joe came, it's over. Fuck the whole shit up. Bad news of the Yankees. This, I gotta watch from home now. Until we tie it up. You think we tying it up? I hope so. That boy Big Papi Ortiz told Derrick G that they gonna be him, Babe Ruth, Luke Gary, Yogi Bear, bring Reggie back. See, that's what we need to tie. Oh, no, he said it's a wrap. And all my Toronto guys started sending me Statue of Liberty with Toronto, dressed up with Toronto uniform and shit.

38:24It's a wrap. That right there is a wrap. When Judge strikes out with three men on base, no outs, three, two count, you knew they was going to throw it down the pipe. That was it. He should have knocked that shit out the fucking park. So we got that established with the ESPN list. What else we alluding to? Let me talk about Benito. You got how you feel. Benito. Benito. man, getting a lot of pushback. You know what I mean? I thought it was a beautiful thing being that he just coming off the biggest world tour, bringing almost damn near a billion dollars to the island of Puerto Rico. And now Ove is giving you a chance to check him out at the Super Bowl.

39:09And now he's getting now a bunch of hoopla. I don't understand it. I don't. It's damned if you do, you're damned if you don't. What's your take on that, my brother? You know that. Let's be clear about this. He's the number one streaming star in the world. Somebody's listening to this, man. Number one streaming star in the world. You could Google that shit if you want. Fell it. Google it. Fell it. Two-time fell it. At least he got a job, man. It's the most streamed album of all time. He's number one in the world. He made me, the whole world, go to Puerto Rico to watch him perform. He deserves the spot.

39:50The problem with America is so racist that if we're celebrating art, we're celebrating culture, we're doing a halftime performance. Somebody got to perform, whether they black, white, Asian, K-pop, whatever you want to name. So at the end of the day, Kendrick Lamar did it last year. Is he big enough? Is he this? The ratings was through the roof. Was he big enough? Is he dissing Drake? Is this, this, this? Now you got a guy who's Puerto Rican. By the way, ICE cannot arrest Puerto Ricans. We're Americans. Duh. So I don't know what the fuck you on your truck with your Confederate flag thinking, yo, we're going to lock up some Latinos.

40:34Yeah, they all Puerto Rican. They American citizens. What the fuck are you talking about? And my problem is why this race have to always, always come into everything that's going. I mean, everything. And you perform it. I didn't even see that. Right? When they picked him, I said, all right, Bad Bunny, he the biggest. He's going to rock. Right? I'm Latino, and I don't know all the words to his song. But I know he's the shit, and he's fire. So my thing is, once they throw in the race shit, I'm like, yo, what is this? Who's? I hate people. black, Latino, white people, whoever, who always got to bring race into every single thing.

41:21I just don't know why. They've been bringing in every single thing since I've been born. Oh, no, no. But now with social media, is that an all-time high? I don't know how they break this shit down into... It's everything. Everything turns into some racial shit. Ad Bunny's coming to entertain you. if you're white and you don't know Spanish, throw on your dancing shoes and have a hell of a time because all your friends are going to jump up and dance. He's going to rock that shit like you've never seen it. It's going to translate it for you. What, the apples? Yeah. Talk about that. So Apple got this.

41:55So Apple presents the halftime. You got the iPods that translate. It can translate it to English for you. On, right at time. Live time. So I need that shit. They're making us buy a new phone for this shit, man. Everybody got an iPhone 15. I don't know if it's me. Look, I'm played out. You down. Let me say something to you. You're not speaking. When it comes to technology,

42:20I'm played out. Every time they want a new phone, it'll take me a month to figure out how to take a picture or something like that. Like, stop making these shits, man. Because every time they make it, it's like real like... You got the new? You got the 17? Hell no. I'm going to be the last one to get it because every time they bring up something new, I get it, and I don't know what the fuck going on, how to do Instagram, how to do this, how to do that. I'm confused. You know, my phone, I just got used to it, and my shit, oh. It's not the 15. No, it's not. I used to have the 15, the little. Everybody had the 15.

42:53Yeah, but I really don't want no more upgrades. Nah, man, that shit whack. Your phone is like a computer. You must upgrade. So Bad Bunny, at the Super Bowl, he earned it. I hate when they try to make a narrative like oh they did this on purpose to fight ICE that's not true he earned it he's the number one streamer what do you want me to do if next year they bring the K-pop guys the guys I don't know how much I would feel about that but the K-pop guys because they broke records and all that you would have to understand that you know they the biggest in the game the problem is the NFL have always had like you know don't go messing with Cotton Eye Joe, Cotton Eye Joe, Cotton Eye Joe.

43:37Don't go messing with Cotton Eye Joe. Nobody never said nothing all them years. We ain't say shit. We must have seen Pat Benatar 10 times. Cotton Eye Joe. Cotton Eye Joe. That shit, you know. I used to think halftime was only for the Rolling Stones and U2. I thought it was, they had a lifetime residency with the Super Bowl. I thought I'd never see a black guy at the Super Bowl halftime and start sweeping. it. Guess what? Ever since they put the black guys, they've been winning Emmys every year. Guess what? The ratings been up. So, you know, you say what you want. You know what I'm saying? And it's become a thing.

44:15Every time somebody does Super Bowl, the next week we talking about it, was it good? Was it rated? It was, you know, shout out to Hov. Desiree Perez. Shout out to Desiree. The whole Roc Nation getting together, pulling this one off because. Shout out to the Rock. I love that Bad Bunny even did it. Because Bad Bunny said he wasn't going tour in the United States. So I love the fact that he said, okay, I'm doing it. Man, my sister Mary, her bag went up. After she killed that halftime, she was headlining Essence Fest the next day, this, this. I watched the bag. I know what the Super Bowl could do for you.

44:53Mary J. That's today's price. It's not today's price. Mary's shit went dumb after that. Tore this, this, that. Her shit went crazy. Wow, you heard that? That's hip-hop. Shout out to hip-hop, man. Kendrick is the most viewed. He beat out Michael Jackson. And Mike had that spot for 32 years. Shout out to Kendrick for that. Shout out to hip-hop. Shout out to Kendrick. Let me tell you what's crazy, right? You know, I always complain about the planes, even though I go across the world. But for a long time, I was the John Madden to hip hop. There ain't a highway. I'm telling you, he never flew. John Madden switched to the train.

45:40He never flew. Huh? He switched to the train. He had his own train. Well, I took buses. Nobody know who got their own train, nigga. Let me explain something to you. I never salute the man for that. I didn't know he did all that. I did the bus. I go to New York and Miami so much, I come out on the gas station or the Cracker Barrel. And I, hey, Joe, like I live down the block, Fayetteville, North Carolina. Like, I done did every highway in America. And somebody was asking me and I thought about it. I said, you know, we took, we did spring break. That changed my life. Rest in peace, Irv Gotti, me and Deshante did spring break.

46:18After that show, when they seen the crack of my ass, the album went up 25 ,000 a week. like America couldn't get enough. That's when they discovered Joey Crack. They be on Soap Talk, Saturday Night Live. Yo, you believe this guy, Joey Crack? The crack of his ass shows. No, incredible. But the sales, that's how I'm... No, it just went platinum after... American love a fat guy. I don't know why. They love a fat guy. But the point I'm trying to make, man, is we took the bus to Mexico. This is before we knew about chop on and on. And I was thinking about it. I drove through the whole Mexico to get to Cancun.

47:00You got to drive through the whole Mexico. I drove through. You drove to Cancun? I drove through forests that had elephant crossing. I didn't think it could. She said elephant. The sign ain't deer. It's elephant. Right? I drove through the whole thing, right? Well, on the tour bus. It reminded me we got stuck up seven times. Stuck up. Do you know who robbed us every time? The policia. The fucking policia. Pull us over middle of Mexico City. You got to drive through the whole Chia. You drive through Jimenez, Juarez, the whole Mexico. Right? So they stopped me seven times. I got stuck up by the police.

47:40The last time. I just want you to know I'm not pussy. I don't get stuck up. No, I'm just letting you know. This is very foreign to my DNA, to my spirit, B. They keep pulling us over, yo,$100. They sticking us up. And you got to sit there like you pussy and just be like, all right, it's the police, whatever. This last time, we in the middle of nowhere. Some little Mexican dude walks out in the middle of the road. He got like the army suit on. Boom, his gun is taller than him.

48:16the man got a girl with him now this girl she looks like a working girl that's the nicest way to put it she got the cheap shoes the shirt she's a whore right she's with him in the middle of nowhere right fuck it in the middle of a jungle she got the little guy like this stops the bus yo they stopping us we in the middle of the forest The little whore stopped you? No, the cop. Whatever, he stops us in the middle. He got this gun that's big in the air. He comes on the bus. While he's coming on the bus, he's telling us$100, right? We only got stuck up by cops. The girl's sitting there laughing at us in our face.

49:05Like, ha, ha, ha. Because he's like, we're pussy. Like, he's really robbing us$400. She's, ah, ha. Ooh, these guys are pussy, this and this. My man, after he got off the bus, I ran so fast, slid on my knees. Slid on my knees. I grabbed that Bible so fast. Started praying, God, please, yes. And Job was, and God was, I couldn't take it no more. Like getting robbed by a little dude like this with the girl laughing in my face. Yo, I couldn't take that shit. there was nowhere else to go but to the Bible the good book of God I went up in there I started reading that shit like every single word God is this the page you want me to read is this 234 yo that was some of the most craziest shit and I'm yo that was a tough time I got one for y 'all okay I got one here take these nah nah you gotta take these you gonna need them We drove to Cancun.

50:11Listen. No, we drove to Cancun. That's easy. I'm going to tell you this one, you're going to die. There's too many flags. Right? So I remember I used to go to Battery Studio. You went to Battery Studio, right? Manhattan. Hatch. Oh, yeah. 27th Street. Man, them inmates fucked your back up for real, man. You keep stretching. I don't say that. Look at this. Hey, hey, hey. What? I need you. Yeah. Yeah. He go nowhere next. Yo, listen, I love massages. I love massages. Right? I love massages. I get massages on the regular. Yeah. Yo, listen. Yo, listen. Yo, when I did my little four months, they told me, yo, the guy in cell 24, he's a real masseuse when he's home.

50:57I speak to my man. Who the fuck you talking to? Get the fuck out of here with that. The in-jail house. You can't. I don't give a fuck who you is. Bernie Madoff can't explain that one. He got a nigga massaging him in the jail. That shit over. But let me tell you something, man. I thought about Battery Studios the other day and that's where I met Irv Gotti. One time we both booked the same studio because he was on the other side than me. You know what I mean? They kept telling him, don't be cool with Fat Joe. Don't talk to him. But, you know, when we met each other, we realized we like brothers, right?

51:33But Battery Studio, I had that shit rented seven days a week. If I wasn't working there, Remy was working there. If she wasn't working there, Pun was working there. We just had that shit on lot. And I loved it. One day, I'm in the studio. Right? And Tony Sunshine, don't kill me, bro. I'm in the studio. And Tony Sunshine walks in with Big Pun. Right? They walk in the studio. Yo, Krill, what's up? This, this, that. And Pun keeps telling Tone, yo, Tone, yo, Tone, yo, yo, show him the apple. Show him the apple. This, this, this. You know, these guys were like crazy, right? So the engineer's a little white boy, right?

52:11He's sitting there. They go and they tell him to sit straight. So I don't know what, I'm not in on this, right? So they tell him, yo, sit up. Don't worry about it. Punk got this. You're going to be great. So the guy's sweating bullets. He's sitting there. He's scared to death. Tone puts an apple on his head. An apple, sit straight, bro. Don't move. If you sit straight, you good. This, this, this. Pun pulls out a gun. True story. Pun pulls out the hammer, right? Yo, sit there, this, this. The kid is sweating bullets like this. I'm sweating bullets. I'm like, yo, Pun, chill. Like, I'm telling dudes like, yo, yo, yo, yo.

52:47Stop playing this, this, that. Pun shoots the gun. So Pun, bah! Shoot the app. No, the apple falls there and the guy dives under the fucking thing. I start screaming because you got to understand they call me the fun killer. I'm like, yo, punk, what the fuck? Fuck you, nigga. I'm losing my mind because of the kit. It was like a prop gun that they used for the movies, but it's shoot the shit sound like he's shooting the block. Bah! The Apple fall down. Yo, you know they never let us in Battery Studio again. I never was able to, but I tried two years, three years, four years later. It was like, yo, your money not good here.

53:28These guys, we lucky if it was today, that little white boy would have sued us for a billion dollars. You know what I'm saying? But yo, these shit, these guys were too much, man. Big Plum with his bullshit. He shot the apple with a blink. Yeah, but he never shot it. It just sound like a real gun. There's no bullet come out of that. You know what I'm saying? Yo, man, this poor kid dove under that dashboard, that shit. He dove under that fucking shit. I looked at him, I said,

53:59you know some guys I say it all the time some guys you can't like you guys are lucky this guy's a leader and he's calm he thinks he wants y 'all to not go to jail he does if Tony Sunshine was the leader we all be in jail for 30 ,000 years like Tony you get fooled with that fucking baby face and that R &B shit I'm sitting in the Mandir and Oriental one day and the food come and it's cold, he smacks the cheek off the guy, the delivery man. They threw me out of the Mandarine Oriental because, yo, the food is cold. The nuggets is cold. This is, I'm like, yo, Tom, how you smack? Smack the server. Smack the shit out of here.

54:41They never let me get back in there for like 10 years. I went back two years, five years. Yo, they was like, nah, Mr. Carter G. And I used to live in there. Nah, Mr. Carter. 10 years later, Miami. The low one in Miami. Oh, I love that spot. I come up in there like... Yeah? They threw me out of there for like 10 years. They kept like, nah, you can't come back. Finally, they must have changed the manager. They got me off the list. Now I could go back. But yo, this nigga Tone Sunshine got me in a bunch of trouble, man. That man Mark Sanchez, he caught something. Mark Sanchez? Yeah, he caught that ketchup legend.

55:18Mark Sanchez? What'd he caught? He caught that ketchup legend.

55:27See, young boys, don't be sleeping on them old dudes. It's vice versa. I learned my lesson. One time I fronted on these young boys. They was about 60 pounds. And they pulled out a gun so big. We got to running. They was blaming the whole, like, I mean, like, you should have knew. You just, all right, this kid's 60-pound flat. He talking mad shit. Big diesel dudes here. They gave him the beats. he pull out the yala and let that thing ring so legend. So he's starting with you, but it's the same thing. I'm talking about legend, God forbid. Like, I'm telling you, legend, right? What I'm saying is we should have known a kid is 60 pounds.

56:06How you going to start with a bunch of cock diesel guys coming in? You should have knew what he wanted to do. This old man, 69, Mark Sanchez, cock diesel football player, kept fucking with the man. He fucked with the man. Did he put hands on? Yes. The man said he feared for his life. That was deserved ketchup. So the man gave him pepper straights first. Try to calm him down. And Mark, I don't know, Mark Sanchez was just drunk, high out of his mind. He want to start with this old man. The old man tried to pepper spray and back him up. He kept coming. He said at that point, I thought this guy was...

56:44He did something. It's a man 70 years old. He fucked that old man up. He's 70. So how he got hooked? Now the old man, the old man had that Joey cupcake. He gave him that. Joey cupcake. Yeah, he in it. He in it to the mic quick. He in it to the mic quick. The old man said, ha, ha. You know how you got that thing? I think you an honorary Puerto Rican. You got that. I don't bring the ketchup out because I know I give him the ketchup. No. Sometimes it's sometimes if you know you might get. there's situations we might get out with without the ketchup. If you got the ketchup on you, and I'll tell anybody, anybody who could, look, he got that, he got Mark Sanchez to fuck up off him.

57:3269-year-old man gave him that ketchup legend. Like, that ketchup will save your life. It don't look like that for the picture. 10 guys beat you up. This guy's got, this guy's 70. Damn, bro. And he got arrested. No, no, Mark Sanchez got arrested. Mark Sanchez got arrested. No, bro, you 30 years old beating up a 70-year-old? I don't know how to explain that. He ain't supposed to get hawked and arrested, though. That don't go with each other. He in there, he handcuffed to the thing. He bleeding out. I saw some strong 60-year-olds. I ain't never see a strong 70-year-old. Like 70-year-old, the man that got every right to give you catch-up.

58:11And I like Mark Sanchez. He's a good dude. He had a bad night. He probably fought with the wife. He probably went around the world three weeks in a row came home and still got cursed out when he sat on the couch. No food done. He went outside and tried to fuck with the old man. The old man gave him ketchup. Legendary. Tell him tell your story walking. Anybody can pull that trigger. Anybody can pull that ketchup out and give you the inner tube. And release that air quick. Well this ain't that. That ain't this. It's cracking kiss baby. Don't get ketchup from a man that's 76. Don't get... Yo, listen.

58:52I mean, I've been seeing a lot of old dudes talking like this social... I've been seeing a lot of old dudes, hood dudes talking wild shit on their life. Like, they don't realize they 60, 70 or something. I've been seeing them talk crazy. At what point, like me, I'll tell you the truth. Fat Joe, I'll tell you all the gangster stories when I was younger. I fought everybody this or that. Right now, my crew gonna dance on you or my security you gonna shoot your face I'm being honest with you shoot your face there's no fair ones there's no one on ones not in the face no no shoot your face he took your face scar face he shoot your face he shoot your face what you think the guy look like born supremacy father for the man gonna take I'm telling y 'all I don't have a problem with it it's legal you wanna fuck with me you got a hammer you got whatever you got he's shooting your face off my guys they gonna dance on you Fat Joe the days of one on one somewhere it's over.

59:48Okay, so I don't know what these old dudes are doing. Podcast niggas might want to scrap with you, though. You ain't going to come back out. They're going to get pounded out every time. They're going to get pounded. Not by me.

1:00:11That piece is not. It's a level. you know who taught me that one time I think I want to say Jay Prince told me that one time I seen him somewhere in LA we was in Beverly Hills and I was like yeah yo Jay you look young this this that and I was like you know me I was telling him about he was like you're not supposed to be in that no more what you think you got the guys for you're older now Joe you're not supposed to be no guys are supposed to like you know what I'm saying so if you want to invite me to a one on one you very confused I don't have a problem with sending like I don't have a problem yeah yeah I mean what you supposed to do my days is over man and even when I did have one on ones there was actually guys I liked that I had no choice and I was like you know what privilege giving them the one on yeah because the guys are killer we the infamous so I'm like yo alright we can fight one on one and get it over with and keep it moving if I actually liked him or he was somehow a member right but a stranger one on one never in my life man we beat up this guy I told you that story about the boxer that we I hit him with the bottle on his head I told you that story I'm not playing let me tell you something my brother was dead nice with his hands my brother money man Angel Carter Gina for everybody in Foss Project.

1:01:42Dead nice. Every time he fought, the whole project would come out. He'd fight. One day, I heard a rumor. He was off the dust. Dude knocked him out. So they telling me, yo, Joe, such and such knocked your brother out, this and this and that. Now, my brother's my biggest idol. Month later, I see the guy they talking about. I go wake my brother up. That's why I don't wake nobody up out of their sleep. If you got beef, Don't wake nobody up out of their sleep because they chilling. You waking them up for a problem? They sleeping, chilling in the house. They safe already. You make it home, you safe.

1:02:18I wake up my brother, your bro. That guy, man, he outside. They say he beat you up. This is my poor brother, man. Such a decent guy. He came out of work. He was sleeping. He didn't want to let his brother down. He throws his sneakers on, his sweatsuit. He come out there with me. Yo. I already know. Yo. I already feel that. Yo, Jada. Yo, Jada, I'll go over there. So now, according to my brother, the guy we talking about snuffed him. He didn't give him the fair one. He snuffed my brother. That's how it happened. And my brother was high on Angel Dust. But my brother catch him coming out the window, duff him.

1:02:58Boom, the dude fall on the floor. I'm a kid. I'm like 10 years old. My brother help him up and tell him now let's shoot the fair one. the guy he's fighting is the Golden Gloves champion. Everybody know he dead nice. Now me I'd have hit him with a bottle, gave him some ketchup, stomped him out with the crew that'd have been the end of the conversation right? So they get to fighting one on one he knocked my brother down, he gave my brother the beats one on one but the whole time I'm walking with my brother I'm a little kid and I'm like yo why you give him the fair one why you ain't stomping him out while he was on the floor, June.

1:03:35Why you ain't hit him with a bottle? He's like, nah, that's not me. That's how I get. No, I'm Sorisa. I'm hitting you with a rewinded just we're hitting you with a rewinded 10 over your head. I'm not playing with you, boy. Check this out. It's the Joe and Jada Show, baby. Another one.

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