In short
Fat Joe and Jadakiss react to Drake dissing DJ Khaled, discuss the New York Knicks’ playoff run and NBA Finals expectations, and debate Max B’s recent comments/controversy plus hip-hop “lines” and loyalty.
Guests
No guests are clearly identified in the provided transcript; it’s primarily Fat Joe and Jadakiss (“Joe and Jada show”).
Guest backgrounds
Fat Joe (“Joey Crack,” Bronx rapper) and Jadakiss (“your boy Jada,” Yonkers/NY rap veteran) discuss music history, hip-hop culture, and sports fandom.
Key claims
- Fat Joe says the Drake vs. DJ Khaled situation feels like “bullying” and violates loyalty/hip-hop institution respect; he also criticizes how beef/lines can replace music.
- They praise the Knicks’ record-breaking run, calling Mikal Bridges a playoff-level difference-maker and predicting Knicks in 5 or 6; they also discuss Jalen Brunson as Finals MVP odds.
- On Max B, they argue he disrespected hip-hop’s pioneers/legends and that viral moments shouldn’t override respect.
Notable examples
- Fat Joe recounts being denied courtside at a Cavs game for being a Knicks fan, then later getting access via hospitality/owner connections.
- They reference Rob Bass (tribute) and Max B’s post-release rise (courtside at Jets/quick hit).
- They mention SGA “flopping” and James Harden “black cat” gambling jokes.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOKnicks' Historic Performance
0:00 to 0:39
Joe and Jada discuss the Knicks' record-breaking achievements this season.
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Knicks' Historic Performance
3:43 to 4:30
Joe and Jada discuss the Knicks' record-breaking achievements this season.
“New York Knicks broke every fucking record you could think of in the universe.”
Fat Joe's Courtside Experience
4:30 to 6:04
Fat Joe shares his experience trying to attend a Knicks game courtside.
“Yo, you know I killed them with the sneakers yesterday.”
Fat Joe's Journey and Reflections
6:04 to 8:06
Joe reflects on his past experiences and the significance of his journey.
“I'm thinking Mikel Bridges is the opposite.”
Cleveland Fans and Respect
8:06 to 10:40
Joe compares the respectful nature of Cleveland fans to those of other cities.
“I got the hospitality suite, hanging out with everybody.”
Discussing NBA Players and Performance
10:40 to 12:22
Joe discusses notable NBA players and their championship mentality.
“Somebody got to pass the rule with them.”
Celebrating Knicks' Success
12:22 to 14:00
Joe celebrates the Knicks' recent successes and their championship potential.
“Like, walk out the casino, go somewhere else.”
Fat Joe's Top Knicks and NBA Finals Predictions
14:37 to 17:25
Fat Joe shares his favorite Knicks players and discusses their chances in the NBA Finals.
“Oh, I got to talk about my top five Knicks.”
Young Miami's Hit Record Reaction
17:25 to 19:35
The hosts discuss the success of Young Miami's new record and their initial reactions to it.
“I don't know if she lying, but she said 2.3 million.”
Tribute to Rob Bass
19:35 to 22:10
A heartfelt tribute to Rob Bass, sharing memories and stories about his impact on hip-hop.
“you ever had interactions with Rob Bates?”
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Knicks Fans and Their Passion
22:10 to 27:11
Joe and Jada discuss the true essence of Knicks fandom and their experiences as fans.
“But I feel like we got to win the whole shit before I cry.”
Knicks Fans and Their Passion
27:15 to 29:30
Joe and Jada discuss the true essence of Knicks fandom and their experiences as fans.
“Second round of the NBA playoffs are here.”
Reactions to Drake's Album and Khaled Diss
31:37 to 38:56
Joe and Jada discuss the implications of Drake dissing DJ Khaled.
“what can be said, what can't be said, it's supposed to be musical.”
Max B's Comments on Hip-Hop
38:56 to 42:00
The hosts analyze Max B's remarks and their impact on the hip-hop community.
“But listen, Max B, he cannot disrespect the institution of hip hop, the institution.”
Celebrity Fights and Their Risks
42:00 to 44:10
The hosts discuss the idea of celebrity boxing matches and the potential consequences.
“Then you know what the fucking reality is.”
Unique Flight Experience
44:10 to 46:14
Jada shares a unique experience on a brand new plane and his feelings about flying.
“That nigga Ray J got knocked out on the dead homies.”
Memorial Weekend Reflections
46:14 to 48:33
The hosts reflect on the meaning of Memorial Weekend and its significance versus celebrations.
“The pilot gets on and says, hey, everybody.”
Creative Process with Scott Storch
48:33 to 51:26
Joe shares his experiences working with Scott Storch on music and the creative process.
“Memorial weekend was my birthday for my whole life, so I never really got caught up with it.”
Basketball Flopping Discussion
51:26 to 54:51
The hosts discuss the phenomenon of flopping in basketball and its implications.
“because I'm like, no, no, not that I gave it up, but just that Scott Storch won't admit that I gave him the vibes, the fluidity for that right there.”
Basketball Flopping Discussion
54:55 to 55:12
The hosts discuss the phenomenon of flopping in basketball and its implications.
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Discussing Wimby and Political Desensitization
57:24 to 1:04:17
Joe and Jada discuss the impact of media on public perception and the normalization of political violence.
“I've been telling y 'all y 'all thought I was playing.”
NBA Coaches and Cleveland Cavaliers
1:04:18 to 1:06:37
The hosts critique the Cleveland Cavaliers' coaching and performance after a disappointing season.
“Four times a ship is sitting in front of the press.”
Reflections on OKC and Cultural Commentary
1:06:38 to 1:10:02
The conversation shifts to life in Oklahoma City, food, and cultural observations, with a light-hearted tone.
“They was bringing in that Reggie from over there.”
Jadakiss' Birthday Celebration
1:10:02 to 1:16:50
The hosts celebrate Jadakiss' birthday with jokes and banter about gifts.
“Listen, this show has been costing me stuff like chains and pieces and shit.”
Transcript
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3:25It's the motherfucking realest ever, the Bronx legend, king of kings, dawn of dawns, shit talker of all shit talkers, Joe Crack. You know who it is, your boy Jada. This is the Joe and Jada show. Every show legendary, every show iconic. We smack the shit out of every podcast that you know. Yo, y 'all kiss. Let me get rid of mine. The stakes is high. I see what's going down. Oh, you see what's going down, KISS? No, no. Yo, KISS, you got to stop. Yo, KISS, what's up? What's up? What's going on? Push the start, baby. New York Knicks broke every fucking record you could think of in the universe. Never thought I'd see it in my lifetime.
4:17We actually doing shit on the level of, we look like, I don't care, it look like anybody we face, we can obliterate. Shout out to Mike Brown. Yo, you know I killed them with the sneakers yesterday. You ain't see that shit on my live? Sneakers. Yo, you got to chop it up. He got the FP Pro Keds. He said, yo, it's the fucking sneakers, Yo, I said, yo, but you know, coach, they make sneakers with cushion now. This guy wearing like these fucking pro kids. Yo, I'm. It might be good luck. Yo, it is now. If you switch up now. Right about now, I might need some FP Jordans or whatever that shit is. I would.
5:04Yo, let me tell you something. I said, yo, coach, the sneakers. Man, everybody hated on Bridges. Let me tell you about Bridges. Let me tell you about Bridges. He came back. These guys. There's God. You seen I bumped into A-Rod and he copped police. He was like, no, Fat Joe, my man. I said, yo, hi, I'm Alex Rodriguez. Nigga, do this shit. Come on, for 20 years. Hi, I'm Alex. Yo, you know I'm fucking Fat Joe. Like, cut the shit out. So I go, um. He always does the same thing? Always, for 30 years. Hi, I'm Alex Rodriguez. So we talked about it on the show. He came up to me at the Nick game. Yo, what up, Fat Joe?
5:41Yo, yo. I was like, no, hi, I'm Alex Rodriguez. I said, why you ain't hitting me with that? He was like, no, no, I'm cleaning it up. I said, shout out to CeCe Sabathia, but to Bridges, there's guys, damn, I don't want to use A-Rod. I just bigged him up. But A-Rod was a guy who hit 100 home runs during the season and disappeared during the championship. I'm thinking Mikel Bridges is the opposite. He shows up for the, because we wouldn't have beat the Celtics last year if it wasn't for Mikel. The playoffs come. He's a totally, completely different player than he was in the regular season. So we got to big him up.
6:21He comes at the right time. So you know what happened to me yesterday. I bought courtside tickets. Shout out my man, Nick, Hard Rock Betts. We bought courtside tickets to the Cavs game. So I already flew in. I'm already there in the afternoon. They go, yo, Joseph Cartagena, we didn't know this fat Joe. They say, you can't be courtside. We ain't going to have no Knicks fans cheering this and this and that. You could come if you don't cheer. And then they said, yo, you just can't come. They deaded me. I was stranded in fucking Cleveland. They said, yo, take your money back. We ain't get the money back yet.
6:58They said, take your money back. You can't sit courtside. No Knicks fan because you seen Timothy Shamlick. They put him a little bit back. He had the wisdom with him in the second, third row. Like once you see, let's keep it real. Philly, they said no New York fans, but they gave some white guys some tickets. They gave Timmy Shamlet. They gave Ben Stiller. No, this time they was like, yo, Kendall, what's this girl's name? That's Kendall? Kylie. Kylie. Fuck I know. All the fucking Kardashians. I don't know who they... They was like, you know, they was sitting where I was sitting. You know what I'm saying?
7:34So I call up Dolan and I said, yo, boss man, they violated me. He said, if we go to game five, I'm going to put the owner upper deck. Listen, I think New York fans got Mr. Dolan fucked up. He's all in with us. He was like, Joe, I'm so sorry. We will put these guys up a deck if we play them back at the garden, I promise you. He was dumb pissed, so they got me a hole of two tickets. Worked out even better. I'm there. I got the hospitality suite, hanging out with everybody. We had the best time in the world. We wind up... Now, I ain't gonna lie to you, going on the court, that wasn't my idea. Rich Flair was like, yo, get on the fucking court.
8:25I was like, yo, Rich. He was like, yo, they not gonna tell you no. Get on the court. We walked in. Niggas was like, yo, that's Joey Crack. They opened up the rope like we were supposed to be there. They up in there partying. We wilding. Y 'all gotta understand, man, I come from the projects. I used to sit upper deck in a macho man, Randy Savage seats. To be down here celebrating with my team after 28 years on the court and not doing too much. You know, I could have been disrespectful and really ran up in there. But I was just playing my position, hanging out with everybody, having the greatest time in the world.
9:02Nothing felt like that. We went to the airport. it. Shout out to Cleveland, but man, you know I ate a beef jerky for dinner in the All-Star weekend from the gas station. The gas station. All-Star game in Cleveland. I ate a beef jerky. Shit, just it ain't no fluidity out there like that, but we went to that private airport. They had about 30, 40 planes. New York came. I mean, yo, New York got some... Yo, everybody had a plane, nigga. That shit was bumper to bumper. Just G-4s, G-6s, niggas had so many planes. So I get on the plane. Shout out to Mr. Dolan. I get on Mr. Dolan's plane. Stephon Mulberry's there with us, you know.
9:51Steph, it was the smoothest. I think the richer you are, the smoother the pilots they get, right? Because I've never been in a... That shit was like this. And I'm scared to death. But I'm still, you know, and I'm reminiscing with Steph. I'm reminiscing with everybody. We just, nobody could believe it. Where you was at? You was watching at home? Where you was at? Yeah, yeah. I had to stay. I had to go to my goddaughter's. My goddaughter turned one. I had to go. But they offered me family and friends. That's why I ain't going to them. What you mean? They offered me. Bro, I bought court side. They turned around and said, Joseph Cartagena, you dead.
10:33Nah, I'm passing on them. No, no, they did me. I paid for the seats. They did me on the seats. They was not playing. Hold up. Somebody got to pass the rule with them. Hold up. The fans of Cleveland were very respectful. I got to admit to you. They wasn't like the other fans? Nah, they wasn't like Philly. Philly was trying to fuck Fat Joe up. I almost had like 10 fights in Philly. Cleveland, they showed nothing but love. And you know, I told them. I went on ESPN. I said, you know, I'm Joey Bone. I'm down with Bone Thugs and Harmony. Yo. I'm an original member. He's 1999. Nigga, don't fuck with me.
11:11They was like, yo, Joe, but ain't you worried about walking around Cleveland? I said, you crazy? I'm Bone Thugs and Harmony. I'm an original founding member of Bone Thugs and Harmony. Joey Bone. Mo Thug. Joey Bone. This is sick. Joey Bone. Let me tell you something. We went in the chip. I don't want to hear it's good enough. I don't want to. I've never been one of those. You've never been that. Yeah, I'm not satisfied. Too close, but no cigar. You know, some guys, you know, the pundits. Well, my man, Perk. Perk, big Perk. We got to bring him on the show. He coined the phrase big body buncy. So the man turned around and he was saying that they just gave up.
11:54They were happy to go to the Eastern. The Cavs were happy to go to the Eastern Conference. So he just gave up. And I know guys like that. They cool with being second place. They cool with just, you know, they'll go to the chip and they lose no problem. You know, James Harden's a bum. Like, let's be clear about that shit. He stunk up the place. He's a black cat. If you're gambling in a casino, James Harden pull up, stop gambling. Like, walk out the casino, go somewhere else. Go to Lucky Strikes down the block. because that motherfucker a black cat. The bed, man. What happened to the bed? Trash records.
12:35We got to sign them. Trash records. Trash records. Who you rather play? I play anybody. Anybody killers right now? We anybody. And we're going to do it disgustingly. If not a sweep in five games. Whoever we play, Wemby, whoever. Yo, bro, they playing championship basketball. Shamit broke a record. This one broke a record. That one broke a record. That one. We won 12 in a row. In deciding games, nobody has ever won by 30 points. Three different series in a row. I mean, other than ourselves sleeping on the Knicks ourselves, they got to be over there like, yo, they coming like a fucking lawnmower.
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14:52I know Clyde was probably the greatest Nick of all time, but before my time. I threw Bernard King as the greatest because I remember watching on the black and white TV with my grandfather sitting on the floor, fat kid watching him go to work. So I said, all right, Bernard King. We win the chip. When we win the chip, Jalen Brunson is the all-time number one net. Bottom line, there ain't no way around it. But I just like how Karl-Anthony Towns took a step back. He's just playing team ball. Everybody playing team ball. Every day, you don't know. Two days ago was Hart. Yesterday was Shamit. Anybody on this team is explosive.
15:34So I'm not... And shout out to Big Mitchell Robinson. Like, everybody's just really doing great on the team. Alvarado, even though he got them AM1s on, he's pretty much like the loafer, the two-timer fella. No. James got the Abercrombie. Yo, James, you got the AM1s on? You gotta fuck this. Now you guys want to go viral. Who wearing that plastic shit? Bring them over here. Put them over here. Let me see. Put them over here. Put them over here. They make them shits in like Vietnam or some wild shit. Hong Kong's Mongolian. No, M1's just like the Starberry. They just changed the name to M1. The M1 shoe is the one that blew up on Marbury's foot, remember?
16:25The M1 shoe is trash. Yo, kids, alright, I'm going to slow up, kids. Yo, kids, let me tell you about Bon Chinche. You know what Bon Chinche means? Gossip? So I'm on my way here and I look at the Instagram and I see our good girl, Young Miami. by the way who got a hit record. Let me tell you something. Thanks to Joe and Jada. They try to say that. You know, my son today was like, yo, dad, when y 'all first played it, they was like, yo, why is Joe, why Jada and Joe acting like they like that song? Now they like, that shit is a hit. That shit is a miss. That shit was a miss. Here, we are not biased.
17:03A hit is a hit. The problem is he's so pure, a top five dead or alive, Fat Joe digging in the crates. They can't believe that we can hear a commercial hit and be like, that's a hit. We did it before anybody. We debuted that song. We knew it was a hit. And now everybody's spending that shit. Spend that shit. Spend that shit. That shit is a smash. What's crazy is, I just seen some shit. I don't know if she lying, but she said 2.3 million. Motherfucker gave her 2.3 million. Google what she said exactly. Diddy gave her 2.3 million. I don't know if it was Diddy. Was it Diddy? Diddy? You wasn't reading the whole article?
17:41It said Diddy gave her that. She got Jordan pussy. Two, three. Yo. Okay? Yo. No, y 'all, let me tell you something. Yeah, 2.3. 2.3. You must really want a girl for that, right? And that's like, ladies, I know y 'all, that's automatic, right? Like, that's like Smash Mountain. Like, that's like, there's no way around that. You can give anybody 2.3 million in Smash Mountain. No, Smash Mountain. 2.3. million dollars? Gotta be out of your cotton picking money. 2.3, this is like, you know, a guy feel like he'd be fly a girl somewhere, whatever. He got a smash. I remember back in the days in the Bronx, if you took a girl to City Island, that was like 2.3.
18:32Yo, City Island? Sammies? Sammies was 2.3. You took a bitch to Sammies, That was 2.3. Like, that's got to go down. Like, you can't go back to the hood like, yo, I ain't smashed. I took her to Sammy. They brought out the cheese. That was the bread. Like, what? She's our girl. Yeah. We fucking love her. 2.3 is hula hoops. It's butt naked records. It's all in it. Rest in peace, Rob Bass. Definitely. Rest in peace to Rob Bass. I thought it was fake because he posted me on Rock the Bells. So I'm like, yo, this is some bullshit. And they're like, yeah, he passed away. Man, forever legend right there.
19:17Let's have a toast in his memory real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. I'm with that. 1800. 1800. Rest in peace, Rob Bass, the living legend. Definitely. Love you forever, man. Thank you for everything you've done for hip-hop music. Your family. We love you guys. Peace.
19:40you ever had interactions with Rob Bates? Because I'm about to tell you the joke crack, and y 'all going to say his cat, but, you know, I'm going to tell you my history with Rob Bates. When I was a kid, 12, 13 years old, I used to work at my uncle's bodega on 132nd and Park Avenue. Rob Bates is from the projects across the street. You know who else was from them projects? Mitch Blood Green, the nigga who fought Mike Tyson. He come in the bodega every day buying a 40-ounce, and he be on that Andrew Dust on the 10-speed bike, Mitch Blood Green. He used to tell us he was going to fight Mike Tyson.
20:19We'd be like, get the fuck out of here. Jerry curls, too. He had the Jerry curl juice. But Rob Bates lived in the projects, and similar to somebody from your neighborhood or my neighborhood, I was just a kid watching the come up. So I'm working in the bodega across the street from his building. I'm watching the first limo pick them up after they dropped the song. I'm watching them get Dapper Dan shit. Like, I'm watching the whole shit as a little kid from the bodega across the street. They come in the bodega, they get the sandwiches to Fat Joey and his partner died too. Easy Rock. Easy Rock. You know, and then in that section, they had these promoters called Mike and Dave.
21:02They used to throw the jams. So say like, you had, um, Cool Herc and all them in the Bronx. And Harlem, the first guys throwing the meaningful jams was Mike and Dave on Park Avenue, too. So it was like, you know, I was in the castle, and we was all in there deep. And then Rob Basie probably was doing the flow, doing three shows a day, trying to get that 1 ,500, 1 ,500, 1 ,500. But It Takes Two was number one. and I remember we waiting and it's late. It's like three in the morning and the whole crowd peacefully like synchronized swimming go, woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! They did that shit for like 10 minutes and out of nowhere that shit came on.
21:56I want to rock right now and that shit was a body on Broadway. Shout out to Rock Bass, man. That's classic. No recall me crying yesterday. That's the only shit. No, I'm crying. He's in tears. Yo, we walk. Where was he at? He was in Costa Rica. Chilling on a yacht or some shit. He was like, yo, we walk. This shit was emotional. I seen World Wide West crying. But I feel like we got to win the whole shit before I cry. Is Neon Rose just white? Is he white? Yeah. I seen him for the first time yesterday. He looked white to me. I never thought he was black. You thought Leon Rose sounded like a black name.
22:41You never seen him? Yesterday for the first time. I seen him. He's a good dude. So you're telling me Leon Rose sounded like a white man's name? No, it sounded like a black man. And he been recruiting like a black man. He know the game like a motherfucker. But you know that World Wide West too, man. Uncle West, Sean, Uncle West. Everybody who ever had anything to do with the Knicks And guess what? Let me tell you something. Just because Spike Lee, and I love you, Spike. This is not really a shot, but I'm going to just break this down. Just because he's been courtside before me doesn't make him a bigger New York Knicks fan than me.
23:20now just because we're courtside don't mean we're bigger fans than Louie the McKenna you get what I'm saying a true fan is a motherfucking fan I see motherfuckers crying all over the ground grown men, grandfathers, everything man, this is about the fans you know, so just to somebody sit courtside or something like that, that shit really don't mean you're a bigger fan than anybody else because people, you know, what I was doing today is I was calling all my number one fans of the Knicks, like the barber, what's my man, Rico the barber. I was calling everybody I know that died by the Knicks. Like, yo, we did it.
24:03They were like, yeah, Joe, yo, this, this, that. What a beautiful feeling. We're going to feel even better with the four wins. All right. Any predictions? All right. Got to bet two to one odds to win the whole thing. The Knicks? Two to one odds. I like that. We never been favored for shit. They still, we breaking every record created and they still sleep. Do you think, is it possible? We not doing nothing different than Golden State was doing when they was at the fucking prime of, you know, and we was looking at them like they unstoppable. You know, I don't know why motherfuckers want to sleep on the Knicks.
24:43Knicks in six. You got Knicks in six, I got Knicks in five. against either opponent? Anybody. Anybody. Wimbayama's going to get posterized by OG or somebody early, though. They're going to do him early. I'll go down your throat like Barkley. You see them car keys? You'll never get these. That's not what he said? I'll throw it. I'll throw it down your throat? That sounds more like a horse. That's what he said. What the fuck you talking about? You said I'll go down your throat like Barkley.
25:26You see them car keys? You'll never get these. They belong to the TS. Man, let me tell you something. And then also, do you like Brunson as the finals MVP, which his odds are plus 250. If the Knicks win, Brunson definitely MVP. Super. that's the freest bet ever. Yeah, that's free money. That's hard rock free money. No, we got a Detroit guy over here. No more Pistons jerseys, huh? No motherfuckers. They fishing. No more Pistons. They done caught trout already, sea bass. They done caught every kind of fucking fish you could think of already. They imported by yacht. Costa Rica for good fishing. They done caught every kind of fish you could fucking think of.
26:11No, they caught everything. They caught sardines, all type of shit. motherfucker out of here. Detroit, ha ha, we ain't gotta go there to see you. The motherfuckers. I told the guy, the guy, I was trying to take it easy because I can't lie to you, the Knicks fans, they so disrespectful. And I was in the arena and they like, let's go. It was out of control and I'm sitting next to a guy who's obviously a real Cleveland fan that he got a shirt on 2016 when they bought the chip. Won the chip. Obviously, he was in his feelings, so I was trying to keep it light for him because he was a nice guy. And I was like, yo, thank you.
26:49Y 'all did a hard work. The only team I was worried about was Detroit. And y 'all got rid of them for us. You know, that was, you know, we'll see them next year. No? We ain't worried about this. Detroit out of here? No, we see them next year. You know what I mean?
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32:29I'm out of, for one. For two, I don't like the fact... See, that's what's wrong with hip-hop. Now it's lines. It's invisible lines. It's this and that. Is it beef? Is it hip-hop? what can be said, what can't be said, it's supposed to be musical. You know what I'm saying? Then it gets to a point where it's not musical. Then it's not hip-hop. That and the whole thing is... What's fucking up the culture and what's not? Let me ask you a question. What's over the line? Is it almost like the Kevin Hart roast where you said, are you supposed to be DJ Khaled and the man disrespect you and you just like, yo, that's hip-hop.
33:14That's a great song. Somebody dissed you on a song. I'm coming back with, you know what's going to happen. Callin' ain't a rapper. He got all the rappers. He's got you. He got Dre. He got people. He got money. Look, he got money. Go to fucking, go in the vault and go help yourself. It's only hip hop, right? Yeah, it's only hip hop. But to a certain extent, I feel some people's feelings get, you know what I mean? Yeah, I just felt like it was a form of bullying, right? How did you say that? Hold on. I'm sorry to cut you off, but the whole world went against Drake. Everybody went against him. Khaled didn't go against Drake, right?
33:59You know who did go against Drake? Future. And he got a song with him. He might have fixed it. Shit is fixable. Well, Khaled ain't never disrespect Drake. How you know how Drake feel about what he think Khaled might have did to him? Did anybody ask Drake what did Khaled do? No. No. So you got to find out that. How'd you like the album? I only listened. I didn't get to all three of them. I didn't finish all three. I only been listening to that song. Make them pay for days. Who, the free? Yes. The problem is the song he discaled on is the hottest fucking song on the album. That shit is crazy, dog.
34:48If you deal with rap and bars and breaking down shit, there's some crazy shit on there. It's really hot. The song is crazy. It's a hell of a structure song. I said, damn, why you did some of the best songs on it? On the fucking album. I'm going, I just want to be free. Crazy. I'm like, fuck. So the honest fat Joe was like, I was trying to hate, and then every day a different song grew on me. And I'm like, all right. Let's do it. We got the other one I like, too. What I need. Some head. What I need. You heard that? Oh, Shabang? That's crazy. Shabang? Listen. That's crazy. Six God. Work it out with your brother, man.
35:38and so we can bring this whole, this Hallmark card back, you know, this love fest. Let's bring it back, man. Work it out with your brother or Khaled. Work it out with your brother. But I don't like feeling like this because, you know, Drake has always, you know, he's been one of my favorite rappers in the world. And now I feel like, you know, you know, sometimes they force your hand where you don't, you know, one time I had to knock a guy down the stairs and I had to tell him before I did it, was like, yo, I really liked you. And did he push that? No, I had to push him down the stairs and wait for him down the stairs and beat him up when he was down the stairs.
36:17But while I was doing it, I was telling the guy, yo, I like you. Why? He stole like a dap from the studio. We was working on Flojo. That was Flojo Fat Joe too. So it was like, you know, I gave him a whole speech. You know, yo, man, why you do this, man? not really like you, this, this, that, but down the stairs you go. Yeah. Tim Burton. Sixth train. Max B. Big Daddy Kane.
36:50I ain't like that. But, you know, I'll come from where you got to mind your business, even though sometimes it's hard. You know what I mean? Really? Yeah. I mean, I use that for everything. You know what I'm saying? If you use it for everything, it's easier than leftist. Yo, the AC's out of control. If somebody... It killed us. I'm already dead. My arm right here's like the guy from Mr. D. The knee. I'm like, this shit's so cold, I think I'm catching the Ebola some shit. Yo, what the fuck, my man? Your herringitis. What's the other one? They stuck on the yacht, the herringitis. This shit is colder than VAL.
37:37Y 'all might have called a fucking herringitis. The Hunter virus. This shit. The Ebola. All that shit. I didn't even know where the vent over here, man. I was always good. It's the most distant. This one right on this. It's something right here. It's the back of your neck, huh? What the fuck?
38:00The B2. What is it? You know who I want back? Those shit's crazy. You got to talk about the Max B. Remind me because I forget. But I want Bill Burr back. I feel like I ain't handling him correctly. I got to sharpen my way. I got to sleep 12 hours the night before. Leave Bill alone, man. No, no, no, no, no. I watched that episode. I said, this motherfucker disrespect. He said, yo, would you get gang fucked in jail? I'm like, yo, I didn't notice he was saying that. When I went back and watched the episode, he was like, Joe, you talking about a haircut? He wasn't worried about getting gang banged by the rival gang?
38:40I said, this motherfucker. He's a little guy. I thought he was there. I said, damn, this nigga was kissing me. I said, Bill Burr, we need you back. Bill Burr, we need you back, motherfucker. We need you back. But listen, Max B, he cannot disrespect the institution of hip hop, the institution. We're big fans of Max B. We support him. When we brought him up here, we bumping his music. We loving him. We encouraging him. I got too much love for him, his success, his grind. but to disrespect like I felt like me I looked at it and I was like yo this is like pretty much not Gillian Wallace should have stopped everybody that shit should have never came out if they could I know everybody want to go viral you got some shit you know how much shit we raise why let people say what they're gonna say I got that from you okay they knew what that was going to do.
39:47And they let that bitch go. And these guys, Wallo, he's one of the most respectable guys. I love Wallo and his approach to everything. But they let that bitch go to go viral. But it's a... You know what happens? They start disrespecting all of... That shit went for like three days without nobody saying nothing. I went on my live and I said, yo, I'm not really... All of that fucking tornado where people came out. Somebody said it, I don't like it either. Then they start playing Big Daddy Kane all over the Instagram. Like, yo, bro, let me tell you something. You can have nobody disrespecting the institution, the pioneers, the legends.
40:32You can't, unless it's personal and somebody's bumped into each other backstage and sucked my dick, some wild shit. There's nothing we can do about it, but you can't do that. And Max B, he did. Now let's give Max B. Max B was in a time machine. He was dead alive for 18 years. Comes out. His man is super caked up with the princess of Dubai. And he's caked up on his own. Takes him straight to the fucking courtside at the Jets. Right out of jail. A week later. Courtside at the Jets. What we call that? What is it? I don't know. Football. Huh? he's on the field right out of jail 18 years in jail you go right there in your favorite team you're on the field a week later you got a number one hit in America this nigga don't know what's going on right now he just knows he's getting money he's hot he's max B so he just got a little too cocky and he was feeling himself and so he said you know everybody you know you think you top five I think I'm the Don I think everybody get in their own bubble.
41:43He's in his own bubble. To where Max V is really walking around thinking he the hottest nigga on earth right now. Don't be clear. I'm telling you. He just came out of jail. He stepped out into the courtside. Listen, you have your own fucking mind. You can think whatever you want to think. Then you know what the fucking reality is. You know, it's a difference in thinking than knowing something. And that's it. Is there an amount of money that they could pay you to fight another rapper or something? Is there a fight? Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, you'll do it. Kidding me? Hell yeah. You would do a celebrity fight.
42:23If the Aiden Ross guy come over and says, yo, I got$5 million for you. With the right name. With the right name, you going in there? Fish the ass. Aiden Ross broke the deal. You know, Ray J hit the canvas. You saw his one pack. He was... He hit that nigga with a quick... He hit up your man. Ray J also... Your man, your man. You ain't got a man even earlier. He told him... Because the guy don't even look like he know how to fight. He only worked out for one week. He only trained for a week. Yeah, but he took the bag. He did that. He said, yo, we got 1.8 million, whatever the price was. And Ray J said, fuck that.
43:04I'm going to get that shit. He didn't know he was going to... I'm not going in there and getting knocked out. That nigga caught that califraction. Yeah, but you saw the whole thing was supposed to be scripted. That's why Ray J was pissed. We don't give a fuck about scripted. Don't let Ray J spit in his shit. He went in there and boxed the nigga. The nigga hit him with the fluidity, and he got knocked out. I'm a Ray J. I love Ray J. He just got knocked out. That's why. I wouldn't do it. That's the shit. You don't play boxing. You play Yachty. You play mad and other shit. Don't play around with boxing.
43:35Fucking right. yo they kept yo they kept offering I think the last offer was 10 million dollars for me to fight 50 cent and the height of the shit the celebrity dudes they was like yo 10 million and I was like yo I'm not going that would destroy my whole career if I go for 10 million then nigga he wired me like give me that
43:59through the roads yo yo through the roads 50 cent with a haymaker. Anyway, I don't know how I got sidetracked, but Ray J got knocked out. That's safe to say, right? Some other fights was Johnny Manziel. Manziel had a fight. That nigga Ray J got knocked out on the dead homies. Yo. Yeah, Lance Stevenson and Beasley. Yo, I was shocked at that. Lance Stevenson, Coney Island, brother. Lance Dolphin, Beasley out. He tapped him out. Nigga, Dolphin me out. Nah, nah Nigga Dolphin me A Dolphin's a Dolphin Lance Lance It's different if you get knocked out Beasley tapped out Yeah Let me be real Let me not be fake Knocked out It's one Tap out Nigga choking you to death You ain't got no air I'm tapping out You got that 1.8 nigga Yeah, alright That nigga Beasley said Cause I think Beasley tough My whole life I always thought Beasley was a real nigga He is.
45:04Ain't no. Yeah, but he got. He just cut his arm. His windpipe off. He had the time. He just said it. Yeah. He tough. That nigga. What's that record? Tap Out. Tap Out. What's that record? Is that Travis Scott? Tap Out. On Future. That's Future, pal. One of them sits. They got a joint called Tap Out. That's Future. That nigga tapped out. You seen him before that fight? He was like, I'm him. I mean, he was acting all crazy. Like he thought this was wrestling. or he got wrestled. Beasley, you know how they interview you? He was promoting. He was selling the fight. I can't even say, listen, they can choke me out.
45:44I ain't even gonna lie to you. Listen, choking you out, you got no air tap out. You know, Ragey caught that. Golly, ain't no money. Ain't no money worth me stiffing up. He caught the Martin. Oh, no. Martin caught that.
46:07Man, let me tell you something that happened to me that's very unique. You know how I hate planes. I'm coming from Atlanta. I'm going to Tampa. And we get in a plane. It's a brand new plane, right? So I'm like, yo, this is a nice plane. The pilot gets on and says, hey, everybody. this is the first flight human passengers are on this plane beautiful now I don't know how I feel about going with an old battle tested plane that been through fucking snow storms tornadoes and them bayon to Africa and back or the first flight ever to guinea pig I was like they might have left a screw loose I don't know how sexy I felt about this shit.
46:59This shit. And then you know what's crazy is? It was a beautiful flight. Oh, no, it was turbulence the whole flight. But we landed safe. That's all that matters. That's where I'm at with it now. Like, you know, you go out of fucking Vegas. You know, I'm performing every week in Vegas. That shit be like a dead-ass SpaceX. When that shit go up, you feel like you on a spaceship for like 15 minutes, and then it's just normal. I don't know what... I don't know how it should be barred to land or take off from fucking Vegas. I do it every week. This shit is a straight spaceship. You're on that bitch, that shit...
47:38You be like, yo, is this safe? Like, it's going over mountains and shit? But what would you rather do? Be on an old plane or a new plane for the first time ever? A medium. a medium plane. You got full of shit. He's just a professional full of shitter. This guy here, man, I don't know what to do. I know, he be bowling. Beverly Hills cop, this nigga, right? He's Beverly Hills cop. We stepbrothers right now. If the doctor has an ashtrays in it, you don't want to fly on it. Yeah, the shit with ashtrays in it, you don't want to be on them joints. Let me ask you a question I ask myself every Memorial weekend.
48:19I love it. I perform I go to barbecues Glizzy But are we really Glizzys for sure Are we really Supposed to be like Partying on Memorial Weekend It's like Really for like The soldiers That fought for us And shit like that It's like Did we violate Like cause you know Sometimes on Martin Luther King's Birthday They be having the Strip clubs With the fly Martin Luther King Day And they got them in there With the You ever seen them With the gold chains And all that They just out of control Out here Like you gotta stop You ain't never seen Martin Luther King with the ice style chain? Yo, come to Tip Drilled Wednesdays?
48:56Yo, this shit.
49:00I'm cold, man. Yo, I was on one. Yo, Kiss, what you think? Memorial weekend? So what? There's barbecue? Memorial weekend was my birthday for my whole life, so I never really got caught up with it. No, no. I never thought about it either. Memorial weekend I started Memorial weekend in Miami. I started that shit. Don't lie. You went to them pool parties. You seen them up. I started that shit. When I tell you I'm trying to react, maybe I'm old, man. I'm old, man. I looked at the shit the other day. I said, damn, man, these people fought for this country. We over here eating glizzies and shit. Thinking this shit cool.
49:39You work with Scott Storch, right? Okay. Plenty of times. I got witnesses. This ain't cap. But so Scott Storch, Unlike anybody else I've ever worked with. Lori, if you came up with a melody in your head, this man, he'll put it down. If you came up, if you woke up one morning and you heard, and you went and told him, he will create. Like he could do anything. So I go to the studio with Scott Storch at the time. He was good friends with Lil' Kim. It might've been a situation, but I go up in there and I got an idea. Like, I wanted to make, like, an Arabian beat. Long story short, I told him what to play on Candy Shop.
50:27If I was educated like I am now, I would have had 50 % of that production. I mean, all these other niggas do it, right? So I'm telling him,
50:39and he played his shit. I got Lil' Kim dancing, like, move your body like the snake mama in the studio. Come on, Kim, give it. And then we did the beat to Lil' Kim dancing. We make the shit. I leave. At the time, I'm young. I'm dumb. Lean back's number one. I'm just thinking I can make a hit every week. Fuck it. He says, yo, 50 Cent came up and he asking for the beat. I say, he can have it. He called me, to Scott Storch's credit, he called me 20 times. He's like, you sure, Joe, this is a hit? So I'm like, I don't give a fuck. We didn't have no beef with 50 Cent yet. Candy shop, man. And it gets me mad every time I hear it because I'm like, no, no, not that I gave it up, but just that Scott Storch won't admit that I gave him the vibes, the fluidity for that right there.
51:36You know what I'm saying? You don't concur with that? Nah. But Lil' Kim was there. She concurred. So, you know, whoever was there and saw what really happened. But you know the man, you know, and they, what they got? Two billion strings? Some wild shit. SGA, the flopping king. Now, is that... What a second. Candy shop. Candy shop. To SGA, flopping king. That's like a Laffy Jaffy. Oh, Laffy Jaffy. What do you think about him flopping like that? All over the world with it. What do you think about him flopping like that? I think it's basketball. He flops every time. That's it? I don't think he flops every play, though.
52:24Nobody flops every play. He flops a lot of the plays. He got that Kobe. Is they complaining about him flopping on defense or him pushing? No, no, no. Every time he go up, every time he go is a motherfucking foul. Man, how could you beat a guy that every single play he goes, they call a foul. Like, he got that shit. He got that. You know how to draw fouls. So you never watched SGA play and felt like... Some of them shit's just bullshit, but now they taking that and running with it. He be busting niggas' ass. Oh, no, he busts niggas' ass. And they want to use that. The ref is calling it. If the shit work, keep doing it.
53:04The ref is calling it. I never liked that. James Harden, when he used to do this shit all the time, they switched the rules off of that. Oh, they switching the rules off. FGA is not going to get away. Yeah, they got to do something. They can't do this. The whole world, we all got eyes. And I don't even, you know, I don't even gamble like that. Niggas that gamble all day, they frustrated. Is there a bet like how many flops this nigga do? Because it's not a real thing. How's it not a real thing? He's flopping, bro. It's referees calling it. Scott Rizzi's break.
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57:53is Louie. The Pentagon. Got the Nike Louie. Nike and Louie. Wimby. Yeah? Yeah, they got some wires hooked up. This is Wimby's world. Definitely. It's Wimby's world. I've been telling y 'all y 'all thought I was playing. I kept telling y 'all that nigga Wimby, he a different type of dude. Yeah, I'm almost done. What you think about whether you like him or not? Right? Like, this is some serious shit. What do you think about us normalizing the president getting shot at? Like, it's the eighth time they try to kill this nigga in a month. Think about it. Like, we used to watch, like, John F. Kennedy and other presidents get shot.
58:41And it was like they were playing in history school. And they are shooting at Donald Trump every fucking week, bro. This is like, and it's like, it's not even living. That shit is like, okay, and Wimby scored 52. No, it's like that. You know, I go to sleep to CNN every day. I go to sleep to this shit. Now they shoot at him and they be like, okay, in other news, there's a traffic jam. Trump got shot at again. Yeah, this, this, that, you know. Yo! Yo! Ah! What do you think about normalizing? Because that's what, we're like, what you call that? desensitized. Nobody cares no more. Yo, they tried to kill Trump.
59:22Oh, he cool. He did the correspondence. Nigga ran through. They were trying to get... You know what they shot at him in the White House two days ago. They killed the guy. And he went there before. Yo, this is the fucking president of the United States. This is not the leader of the Crips or the Bloods or no shit. This the president ain't trying to take his top off. And the nigga, you don't even... Nobody knows. Be honest with me. You know they tried to kill him two days ago? Oh, you knew that? Yeah, I was in D.C. You knew it? Well, he was dead. Bro, you say two-time two-time two-time. I just don't know.
1:00:00Y 'all know two-time Fellen was dead. Nah, don't say two-time Fellen was dead. Nah, he was in D.C. Nah, don't say two-time Fellen because they might. Nah, son. Me two-time Fellen out of here. Yeah, he was in New York with his penny loafers. That nigga ain't had nothing to do with that. New color. He got a new color on, I think. Yeah, the black ones on the edge. You know the guy. He got new ones. You heard that? I'm not feeding into that shit. I think they're giving him shits. Now he's going to come with the khaki green ones tomorrow so he can just air him out. And the nigga. He got the penny loafers without the penny.
1:00:39The B-smoke. That nigga crazy. He's going to come with the B-smoke new balance. Loafers. We talked about the coach. She had them PF flies. There's no cushion in there. You got the Jordan. I mean, not the Jordan. You got the Kobe Air Force. You know, I got the original ones. The denim. You got them, right? Let me tell you, what's the difference in that sneaker right there? Have you put it on yet? Something ain't right. They got a fucking cushion in there. What are they trying to change the Air Force? They made it actually. The insole is a cushion. It's a fucking cushion. like a comfortable cushion.
1:01:17Are they trying to change the Air Force One into... Because, you know, a lot of these shit we wear, Tim, Tim is like walking with another 20 pounds on your feet. We wear it. We New York. We love it. We hip-hop. Air Force One's not quite the most comfortable shit in the world. They do in a cushion because they're trying to get younger kids to wear them. It's the unkshoe right now. There ain't no fucking... Go fuck yourself unkshoe. That's what people say. the kids. Man, don't ever say that about Air Force One. Get the fuck out of here. You got the nerve when you got on the when you got on the fucking box shop.
1:01:54You got the box shop. You got the box shop. You got the box shop. You got the box shop. You got the motherfucking I didn't say that they were on shoes. I'm saying that's right. Man, you got the pair of Marv Alberts on you over here talking about Air Force Ones. Don't ever disrespect Air Force One. I never did. They're the on shoe. I said that's what's being said. Yo, I told Coach Brown that nigga had the hibachis on. The shit. Them shits is hibachi, man. Where the fuck you doing that? Coach, you got money. Get some fucking cushion. But while I was explaining that, is that the new Air Force? Is that what's happening?
1:02:31Can you call Nike this week and find out? They're not. Is it cushion? So who was that cushion? Kobe's wife said, I wanted to be comfortable. I think they did that because the more you wear that shoe, the stress, and they want you to wear it. The denim, the stress is like the old pill. See, nah, man, I ain't going for all that. Remember I had them Air Force that crack while you walk, right? Remember the Air Force that crack, the white, the shit, the Japanese shit? You got them shits, right? That they crack. I got like two, but anyway, I was kind of offended by the cushion in you want them to hurt?
1:03:14You want them to feel like they're you know, original is original stuff. No, original is original. They throwing a cushion in there and I was really upset. Like I pulled the cushion out and everything. I looked at the shit. It was comfortable. I said, yo, what the fuck they trying to make? Air Force One comfortable? You're not supposed to be comfortable. You just wear it and it's fly. Sure. Yo, let me tell you about the delusion of the Cleveland Cavaliers. You heard the coach say, analytically, we won. He's fired off that. No, no, gone. He's out of here. He should have never even finished the season.
1:04:00No. They should have been my man. Two of the three games. Fat Jones the owner. My man, get the fuck out of here. Like, now. Yo, your man Hardy. Hardy said it yesterday. it. Same shit. I think we're a better team. I think we're a better team. I already have to sweep. No, no, no. It's a problem. Four times a ship is sitting in front of the press. I'm not going to lie to you. This is a problem. It's a problem when you got an NBA coach talking about analytically, we won. And the other nigga, James Harden, talking about, yo, we're better. I'm like, look at you. Even Donovan Mitchell, that's one of my favorite players in the world.
1:04:38I love Donovan. The nigga sound delusion over there. Well, if I had to eat beef jerky for dinner, I'd be delusional too. You know, that's shit crazy over there in Cleveland, man. Yeah, so what about, where's the restaurants at? In OKC. Oh, we got a big problem. Because you come out the stadium in OKC, you might see two horses fucking. Oh, man. Tell you. You might walk out of the stadium.
1:05:10What happened? I'm telling you the truth. You might walk out the shit and two horses is fucking. And we might have to run in the basement because they got tornadoes and all that shit. You know, every house come with like a bodega basement. No, I'm not bullshit. You know how the bodega, they open up the shit. Everybody's house is like that because tornadoes, that real shit. Tornadoes out there. Every house, if you see it, you drive by. And not even just mansions. Trailer park. Who give a fuck? Every house come with a basement for you to run down. Could you live in some shit like that? No. Nada.
1:05:56Yeah, okay. See, we'll be out there. I guess I'll be talking to cows and shit like that. We might be. Some Indians. I might sit for some TV. San Antonio way better than than OKC when we talk about restaurants and all that. Huh? No, don't say that. OKC's a real city too. Don't do that. OKC, this podcast, Fat Joe talking shit. I love you guys. Nah. Fix it. I gotta fix it. We got a lot of people in OKC. Man, we got people we love in OKC. Big facts. Big weed town, right? OKC. Now, motherfuckers used to bring in the weed from OKC. That's straight cop. Tons of Arizona. They was bringing in that Reggie from over there.
1:06:48I know what I'm saying. Veggie. Niggas was bringing in. Veggie. OKC had the big weed plug, I promised you. Big weed was coming to New York City from OKC. Veggie. Garf? Big Reggie was coming. You know, Khaled don't know, but they switch up his weed on him. They give him like the fake weed. Like a lighter weed. You don't know now. Who'd they take that? They switch the pill and give him the red? Yeah, they give him the fake shit. He smokes him. They be like, yo, get that nigga the light. See, he smoking it like, yeah. Niggas, Y 'all, they gave that nigga the malnutrition weed. They're like, y 'all, don't give that.
1:07:34No, they deadass told me they said they give him the CBD or some shit. They don't give him the real shit. They be like, y 'all, here it go. They don't want him to get too hot. They don't want to give him that Creston. That Creston? That Creston Avenue? That got the pure? 183rd? 183rd and Creston got that poppy poodle? They still making niggas dance out there, huh? By Monroe College, y 'all. And the halfway house. Yeah. You know, I used to be on 182 and Creston before rap. I let y 'all figure that one out. Huh? I used to be out there, but let me tell you something. They got that Papi Poodle and Creston.
1:08:14Still? Yeah, still. Shit don't stop, man. Like, let me ask you something. Harlem, they still selling angel dust? They selling in Yankees. Huh? They selling in Yankees. But not Yankees. In Harlem. They get it from Harlem. No, no. They get it from Harlem. They sell them a Yonkers. They don't originate in Yonkers. It didn't originate on Earth. It didn't originate. That's for the hell. The destination, the inception, is in Harlem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They still got Purple Rain out there. Yo, this nigga's buggy.
1:08:54You be saying, man, niggas say, what they said, they used to sell Method Man and all the miggas dust in Big L's block. Yeah, 139. That was the block. That was a big block. No, no, no. 116. One of the block. Whitey had the whole dust on smashing it. Whitey. Elephant tranquilizing. It's coming from everywhere. The wet. Angel dust was the original crack. No, I'm being honest. Where we at? All right. But it's shit like that. It's shit like what I just said right now. That niggas know. Oh, this nigga know. No, sir. No, no, no. You just... It's shit like that. That one little word there, nigga who know, know.
1:09:39He like, yo, that nigga was outside. They call that shit the Sherm in LA. Sherm. There's a motherfucker coming at you with the Jerry Curl juice in the 90s, nigga, with that Metra. off that sherm, nigga. Oh, shit. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to... Is it sugar-free? Happy birthday, DJ. Is it sugar-free? Happy birthday. Thanks, bitch. Oh, thank you, God. Who's here on your face?
1:10:29That's nice. A Nick cake, man. Oh, you got a Nick birthday cake. It's Nick cake, man. It is different right now. I don't believe. Top five, dead or alive, nigga. You know what I'm saying? Ha-ha! Nick cake, man. Listen, this show has been costing me stuff like chains and pieces and shit. This birthday, I have absolutely nothing for you. Enjoy that right there. Take a swipe of that fucking cake right there. Love your life. Because shit anorexic around here. We ain't got it like that. Wow. How did you get your hands on that? I got it yesterday. They selling them already? Yeah, we still Alvarado stolen from me.
1:11:15Oh. That look great. She got that shit, goat. You know what I'm saying? That shit look great. Somebody, you got nails? Stick on the Hong Kong. Hong Kong's Mongolia. Yo, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. With all the shit we done said on this show, all the shit we done said on this show, I'm surprised Hong Kong Mongolia ain't. I'm the first rapper to do Mongolia. I'm the only one. I think Boston Rhymes just went out there. You know I ripped that shit down, Legendary. Don't do that shit. That shit is far. Did you eat right over there? Huh? Incredible. Clean, beautiful people treated us like a billion dollars.
1:12:04Hotel was great. Food was great. Everything was great. It's just far, man. Mad plane or just one plane for hours? One of the nicest fucking... No, it was three planes. Yo, Kiss, three planes. What, you gave him a barber's kit or some shit? No, cigars. You like cigars, huh? I see you in your robes and your cigars and all that shit, man. You know, Kiss, man, you came a long way. I don't want to ask you how old you are right now. Younger than you. Younger than me, fuck you. You're closer to me right now for the next three months. You shorten the gap. Yeah, definitely. I'm definitely short. You on my ass right now.
1:12:52We're getting old, but we're getting healthier. That's it. That's it. We're getting healthier. Because I got pictures with Jadakiss where he was like Fat Joe. I got that shit. He get mad. Matter of fact, I'm posting that shit on his birthday. I'm posting it on his birthday. I'm about to... Dern Jadicus. Nigga, you was fat like us. I got to show him that shit. Yo, Mayor. You not... You not... You slim now, but you... He was showing his pictures. Oh, that's dope. Wow. Who did that? T-Mark or somebody else? J-Mark. J-Mark. Imported goods? No, from New Era. They did the stitching for it. Oh, that's nice.
1:13:37Let me see it. I need one of them hats, too, because it's my partner. Yo, by the way, everything that come for him is supposed to come for me, too. It's like you was made for the... Detroit. Forstruck, on behalf of me and Forstruck, bro, I love you. I need friends like this. Look, guys. You rich bastards. Hold on, hold on. Show the cameras this. Yo, look at his friends. Look what his friends do, you rich bastards. Yo. Fucking don't buy me shit. I ain't never get you shit, bro. Nothing. Let me see this shit. On behalf of - You look like you giving him an engagement ring, nigga. You sound mad. On behalf of being drunk - Damn, nigga don't buy shit, man.
1:14:26I'm happy for you, Jada. I'm happy. That all out, man. We love you, man. Chop bot. No, I'm happy for you, my brother. Yeah. I'm happy. Yo, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. You know that. Yo, but buy me some shit, man. My birthday in three months. My friends ain't going to buy me shit. Come on. Give me something. Beautiful presents. I love you guys, man. Yo, kids, but why you get gifts and I don't get no gifts, man? You get gifts. You get incredible. This shit like Mark and Mindy, nigga. I got you. This is like Mark and Mindy. This is like the Fonz and Ralph. Last year when we did his birthday.
1:15:05Shaq and, um. Remember, we were only like three weeks into this show. Yeah, we popped bottom. We were all of NYC. That's right. And I ran across the street like, shit, it's his birthday. And I had to buy some cake from something, like right then and there. Like I didn't have nothing planned. For yours last year, we put some more thought into it. This year, we, you know, don't worry, man. Do we have to do something for my mother? What do we do? Do we have to get a gift? I got to get him something. It's hard to buy people gifts like this guy. No, no, no. I like a gift. I got a cake and everything.
1:15:37Cheesecake. Glizzy's. Glizzy's. Yeah, I had a whole package. Yeah, these motherfuckers, man. Let me tell you something. They give them rings, all type of shit. They give me glizzy's and a fucking cake. Shout out to Rich the Barber. Rich the Barber did get me a Rolex last year. And so got you on the year before. Exactly. And I don't hear Rich getting me shit. I'm the piece of shit. It's cool. No, I just want to give. Why can't I? Hold up. Let me ask you something. Why? No, no. This is real shit. Why I can't get a fucking gift? Rich motherfucking friend. My gifts come out of love. I don't even know this nigga.
1:16:18You think he'll bail me out if I went to Central Book and it was like$2 ,500? You know how your man get the$2 ,500? That nigga be... That nigga call niggas for a collection. That nigga rich play a call for a collection. Yo, I got$500. You got it. Yo, baby, you got 100. You got 500. I got niggas that do the fucking GoFundMe for 2 ,500 bail. You want to pop it? Okay, okay. Happy birthday, Chris. I love you, guys. I love you, guys. I appreciate everything. Cheers, man. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Yo, this ain't that. That ain't this. It's cracking. Cheers. God damn it. Bye.
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On today's Joe and Jada Fat Joe and the crew celebrate Jadakiss's birthday, bringing the Top 5 D.O.A. a Knicks cake and a slew of gifts that has Joe feeling jealous. Plus, Joe and Jada break down the Knicks' historic run to the NBA Finals, Fat Joe getting banned from courtside seats in Cleveland and planning his revenge with James Dolan, their honest reactions to Drake's three-album drop and the DJ Khaled diss, Max B disrespecting Big Daddy Kane, SGA's flopping, the Ray J knockout, and whether Wemby is part alien. Last but not least, they raise their glasses to honor hip hop legend Rob Base who passed away this past week.
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