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33:44Shout out to Kevin Liles. You know, Kevin Liles is my neighbor, man. Today he blasted his music so fucking loud that we ran and sound like Michael Jackson. I FaceTimed him. I said, yo, Cap, what you playing next door? Because he's blasting that shit in his backyard. He said, oh, it's my new artist. And he sent the shit over. Hold on, let me tell you who his new artist is because I feel like he wanted me to mention this shit on the show. Because the motherfucker was blowing that shit with soap. That shit was like a park jam. Toxic, Long For You, a single by Justin Lee Schultz. This is mean. This song right here is beyond mean.

34:20But you know Kevin Lyle, he working, you know, he didn't wake up yesterday. Let's get to this guy. I don't really like this guy as a ball player. What's his name? Giddy from Chicago? Josh Giddy. I thought that was park talk like, yo, I'm going to break your ankles. I didn't know it was literally, I'm going to break your ankles. your man from Cleveland who's your man from Cleveland Hunter that came from Atlanta bro not only he crossed over completed the dunk they came and picked the guy up and he literally crossed him over so bad he broke his ankles like the dude have you ever seen that I never even seen that in the park You see that in the pickup game in the park?

35:12I see people get hurt off of getting something happening. Like what? I see the jack. You see what? The craziest shit of all time. I see somebody hit with a jab step that made him back all the way up to the other court down there. And the other nigga didn't even move. Did he hit it? Did he hit the shot after the move? It was a timeout. Because nobody. He went all the way down there off a jab step. Yeah. I was at the Ruck. I seen this guy. this guy, you know, when you at the Rucker, the kids who ain't in the NBA, they get their name for playing against the NBA players. If you bust their ass on the court, now you a legend out there, because these guys in the NBA watch, Jamal Tinsley.

35:53Bring that shit down so fast and he went like this, and money flew. Money was trying to be aggressive, checking him. Money flew like on the bleachers. Like, he had a seat at the bleachers. He crossed that nigga so crazy. Homeboy, flew into the bleacher seat like this. They just went up in there and laid it up. Like, he just stopped. Bang! Money check. Flew into the... But this guy, Giddy, Giddy's on the world's record right now from getting crossed over. He's worse than anybody ever in the history. I'm surprised they don't got him on roller skates, all type of shit. Skateboarding, wave. He need to be on waving.

36:37He needs to be waving like surfing. Or when Kenny and them put him up. Then they throw that nigga in the wheelchair with the IV and shit. What they did to this man, I never said, and I don't like this guy because he plays really good against the Knicks. Chicago got a mean team this year. This Giddy, he don't see the Knicks. He's killing us. So when they did that to him, I was so happy. I was like, yeah, I fucking hate this motherfucker. Anyway, that's the illness right there. What you thinking about this basketball season? You know we undefeated at home. We got to play good on the road, though.

37:16Shout out to Ronnie. He thought he, when I called him about that jacket you had on. Ronnie Kiff, which one the cream one? He told me they was hitting Mike Brinkley. They was hitting Mike Brinkley Jr. Don't do that. No, Brink's son worked for the Knicks. So they was hitting the sun. They was hitting the sun thinking it was Mike Brinkley. Yo, better give me an apology. Ronnie Giff is the Don Cagliani of fashion. They hit Brink Jr., man. Did he give you the jacket? Nothing. Nothing. Nah, I don't. Nothing. Nah. Nothing. Nah, nah, nah. I got nothing. Nothing. Nothing. They give nothing. If I don't have you.

37:58I didn't hit Brink Jr., though. You know, he got confused on the phone. Look, Ronnie's the same. I'm going to. He loves you. Ronnie's a stand-up guy. He loves you. That's my dog. That's my guy. I believe that I... What's that? That say less, huh? What's that? That say less, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I came in the building. Yeah. The Dominican girl had that say less. I said, they deliver. I don't know how we don't got a food sponsor by now. We should have been that. We supposed to have. Jimmy John. I don't know what's going on. They ain't sponsored me. Jimmy John. We got hot food sponsors.

38:36Say less They said Right or wrong Two times That's say less Huh No Man What's that Chipotle They ain't sponsoring us though We need to do a real deal They ain't sponsored us Say less With hot food What's going on with Thanksgiving You know everybody losing they snap EBT Welfare Life That's messed up No Super messed up Like that's Don't give out some food You gonna give out some turkeys trying to starve them into submission. Let me ask you a question. You throw it out all the time. You partner up with somebody? Like, you put up half, they put up half? You partner up with PCNY. I got to partner up with them again because the guys I normally partner up with, they not picking up.

39:19They like, yo, it's bad out here. They ain't got it. They ain't got it. Yo. We got to partner up. Yo. I got to call PCNY because, listen, usually what I do is if I put up$50 ,000, The food sponsor matches it with the 50 ,000, and we feed thousands of people. This year's crickets, they're not picking up the phone. Nobody. They've been doing it with me for 10, 12, 15 years, bro. They're not picking up the phone. Things to do. And I'm like, yo, but what's up? What happened? I did something wrong. They're like, yo, man, it's bad out here. They can't even give it out. You know what I'm saying? They're going to force me to.

39:59Are you giving it out? Let's get the, you know, let's go live. forces, man. We got, we doing it. We doing it big. EIG for the people, man. You gotta do it big. I want to shoot a episode when we give it out at the store. We have a couple of our friends come by, rappers, just talk shit, you know what I'm saying? Talk about how important Thanksgiving is because, you know, I remember my moms used to have to, you know, borrow sometimes from my family to feed us on Thanksgiving and right now it's harder times than ever. It's like fucked up. You know what I'm saying? It's really fucked up out here in the streets.

40:37I watched this girl on social media or a woman. She was like, if you got a beauty salon, if you got this, if you got that, if you got this kind of business and you been putting in all that work and you ain't making no money, don't think it's because of you. It just ain't no money in the streets. This is an all-time low. This is like a recession of depression. This is shit you read about in the book. I'm telling you, kids, we bless. There's some people really fucked up out there. Like, really, really fucked up. Caught in the fucking politics right now. 42 million people caught up in limbo. You know, you're trying to starve them into submission.

41:18I'm telling you. You know, we don't talk about politics here, but it's fucked up. We're going to feed the people regardless. but I'm just saying that it's so bad that the people that donate with us they ain't even picking up it's crazy they're not even picking up when one of them picked up they was just like yo it's fucked up out here like how we giving out to somebody motherfuckers ain't buying shit no turkeys I'm telling you I got guys sliced packed in turkey we might get them to spam turkey you ever ate the spam turkey you ever had a spurky spam turkey's good yo you never had the spam turkey I had it, spam turkey nah it's spam but it's turkey, it's not the swine no pork on my fork, no ham in my pan no I ain't talking I might be the only Puerto Rican without I went to the Italian deli you know Piccolo's in Jersey I go to Piccolo's right?

42:21shout out to Piccolo's No, piccolo's got the fucking... Smurky? It's the real Italian. It's like Arthur Avenue in the Bronx, but in Jersey. But in any case, I'm over there getting some Italian food. The lady's hustling me for Puerto Rican food. She's like, yo, where can I get the Benin at? I need the best Benin. Did you plug it? No, no. I told her I'm going to pick it up. I told her I'm going to pick up some Benin for you, and I'm going to bring it over here because she's always good to me. These are your guys right here. My brother's Eric and Jeff. You know what I mean? It's the real in the building.

42:54Yeah. You know what I mean? Two Jews, three BDs. Yeah, they in the building. You know what I mean? Now, I love these guys, but if they beat us as number one podcast, this is the shit I'm talking about. Our shit is a whole different lane. Yeah. You know what I mean? No, I'm talking. We doing Cisco and Eboo. We in another lane with our podcast. That's why it's even able to exist. because we out of the atmosphere with this shit we doing. We reviewing movies. How's it going, fellas? You got to come let us review one of the movies you was in. You want to sit down? Have a seat. You see how white people is?

43:33They help themselves to the cap. Nobody told these niggas to sit down. They're like, yo, can we sit down? Yes, maybe so. Give them the handheld mic. These motherfuckers come take over this shit. Well, everybody loves these guys. They have a hell of a reputation for being great guys. They've been putting in work. Yeah, but you guys, you've been doing it for a long time. Can you tell our audience who you are? Yeah. Like this? Yo, what up? It's Eric, a.k.a. The Bag of Chandler, a.k.a. Catch a Case. Yo, what up? It's Jeff, a.k.a. Shooter Boy in Blue, a.k.a. Papa Smurf.

44:13It's the real. Yo, Jada, you gave him this? Papa Smurf! they was crazy like that's how I met them when I met them they did one of them shits I was looking at them like who the fuck are these guys that's the mayor put me on to you mayor's our guy we asked him if he was going to be here today he was trying to move some things around you know he's always here he always comes out today he was killing turkeys he told you that shit killing turkeys and mayor's house for some reason every year around Thanksgiving he gets like 15 wild turkeys in the yard. He hunting? No, no. He be like, yo, I'm telling y 'all shit that niggas ain't got snap out here.

44:53Like, I'm ready to kill a turkey. Where the fuck they come from? You can't kill a turkey. You can't kill a turkey. Where they come from? Like, the wood. Every year they come. Mayor can do whatever he wants, right? But why they come down every year around the same time? Holiday. They come down for the holiday, man. They want sweet potato pop. Let me tell you something. I moved to Miami and I built me one of the most beautiful homes I ever built. It was in Plantation, Florida. And it was a horse. No, no. It was horses. They had horses. It was like mansions, but it was like form-like. And that night you hear animals fucking and be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

45:39Baby, you from the Bronx? You used to hearing fucking ambulance and 40 bottles. They say, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm scared to death, motherfucker. I said, like, who the fuck? Like, because, you know, Florida, I wouldn't put it past the motherfucker having a tiger in his backyard. It's like they enter these animals. That was a scary animal. And then the raccoons come. The raccoons is like three, four deep. It was like a cartoon, a movie. They come through. I start banging on the wind. They don't give a fuck. Raccoons are not scared of you. They open up the guard. they know how to open up the garbage, go through your shit in your face, and you can't do shit.

46:21Man, I was miserable out there. Like, every day I would try to go to the pool at night, like tiptoe to the pool, hoping no animal was out in that bitch. That's a different type of thing. But man, he keep the turkeys just pull up. Yeah. Joe, we had a podcast that we did from 2015 all the way to 2020 on a weekly basis, right? And then moving up to Christmas, we would do 12 episodes in 12 days. So we did a lot of content, right? It was called A Waste of Time with It's Thrill. And we had everyone on from Stevie Wonder to Cardi B. People would come over to our crib and sit down, right? Jeezy and Ross and the list went on and on.

46:57Number one on our list that we never got to sit down with, Joe Cracked the Don. Not for lack of trying. We hit up Angie. We hit up Mayer. We hit up Rich the Player. You know how they got this shit too viral? These motherfuckers ain't like me. I'm telling you, these motherfuckers ain't like me. I would have went on your shit and we'd have been on every newspaper in the world because I just, I would have been like, ain't nobody watching these white guys. Let me say something. Crazy astronomical shit. Motherfucker be like, oh my God. This shit, you hear this shit? That nigga talking over there? Like, yo, I would have went crazy.

47:31We live on the Upper West Side. We were told that was too far for you to go. 100%. And then one day, one day, we're walking on Broadway. There's a black truck and who pops out of the passenger seat to go to Paris Baguette, Joe Cracked the Don. And when we ran into you another time, we were like, yo, and you were on our block. And you were like... I ran a... I ran a... I bumped into you guys a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just never had the crib. I know. Just never for the interview. Never for the interview. Nah, I got mad love for them. I love what they do. And we, you. Listen, you guys are killing it up here.

48:08Right now, I'm being really cheap with the interviews. Like, right now, I'm going to keep it real with you. That's why we had to sneak on here. Yeah, I was staying away with, ask a question to Fat Joe that you might want to ask. You up here. We don't give a fuck. This show ain't about nothing, but ain't no professionality to this shit. We don't give a fuck. Joe, I just want to let you know that there, and I've told you this before, there was a moment when you were on with Nori, and those are some of the most epic conversations ever. Legendary. Legendary. Just the type of shit. Yo, we would tell Styles, were like, yo, we just want to pull up and sit down at dinner and hear Joe talk.

48:44Like, for real. You are the greatest storyteller in hip-hop. This platform is amazing, but when you were on with Nori, you told a story when you got locked up and you walked into that jail and everyone was fucking cheering for you and banging on that. Not cheering, it was intimidating. That shit was like a dragon with no fire. It was like the dragon for fucking all... What's the movie where the dragon kills everybody with the fire and shit from HBO? Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. You walk in, yo, J.D., No, man. Yeah, listen. First of all, of that, he got a suite. He went to a Fort Dix, a New York jail where everybody he knows is in there.

49:20New Jersey. They said New Jersey. I was supposed to go there and on Saturday he said, yo, you live in Miami, you going to the Miami jail. I was going to go to Fort Dix. They had fucking Ciroc bottles ready for me, double mattresses, floss a million that was in there, Ching Bing, all of them. the whole planet was waiting for me. The feds must have heard that. They said, oh, no, this guy is even going to be too much trouble or this is going to be out of control. Send him to Miami. So when I walk in there, it's 2 ,000 guys, Aryan Nation, Haitians, Jamaicans, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, this. Ah! Ah!

50:04This shit sound like a fucking motorcycle when it's doing this shit. I'm like, yo, this shit, I had to walk in It's the only time in my life where I had to check myself because they was walking me to my cell where I was like, Joe, you're willing to know all these niggas. Don't fold. Don't fold. Because it felt like me against 2 ,000 guys because I didn't know one person. I didn't look at one person and was like, all right, I know them. I knew nobody. And they all in there and fucking walls are made out of metal. I went in my cell and then whoever the rappers was tried to run in the cell whoever the 30 rappers was who've been waiting their whole life to get in the game came in I was like yo yo yo gotta get out the cell can't come in the shit this ain't no rapper shit you know I tell you what's crazy is in that same jail where I just told you I'm intimidated they have 2 ,000 guys and they got four tables so there's TV there's the Spanish sports English give a fuck if you speak Spanish and now everybody looking at the Spanish chicks up on that shit that shit got more black dudes looking at that shit than Spanish like ta-da Salvador yeah that nigga's like oh my gosh she's my favorite Rosalita like they don't give a fuck right but they got four tables and each table got like the moral to the story is I asked this guy I said yo man who sits there he looks at me cause look yo I keep trying to tell you, a lot of guys, pussy, most men are pussy.

51:39I'm telling you the truth. I get up in there and he looks at me like he was scared for me asking him. He didn't even want to be in a conspiracy. I said, yo, who sits in those tables? He's like, aka the toughest niggas in the world got them tables. There's a guy sitting there. I go down. I tell the guy, I'm only there 10 minutes. I tell the guy, yo, get the fuck up. looking at me, he say, you know what you mean? Get up. This is our table. I said, like I said, get the fuck up. You got to get busy, something, because I need this table. The whole jail was watching. There's 2 ,000 inmates watching.

52:20The guy foaled. He'd get up. He'd walk away. He ain't want no smoke. He just got up. That's it. That's the end of his table. But I also lost 1 ,000 of the inmates was mad at me because this ain't cuddly Fat Joe the Rapper. It's like, oh, he's on bullshit. Fat Joe took the table. He's on some shit. But, you know, only had four months and I was willing to get in the fight, get in the box for four months. You know, you would have heard Fat Joe got beat up by 100 guys. It would have been a story. Like, yo, 100 guys beat him up. They dragged him. He fought 100. I wouldn't have let nobody down. That's the thing with jail.

52:58When you go to jail and you're somebody who... Too many people have been saying that you're a real guy for their whole life and all that. You can't let them down when you're in there. You can't have no stories of you being played pussy. No compromising stories. You got to go. It's not even I'm by myself. I'm with every guy that ever said what's up to me or ever was down with me or ever said Fat Joe's a real one. I got to go in there and protect that. That's how I had to give it up. Like anybody who saw me in there, they had to be like, the other day I'm in the party. Money match birthday, my man Tafia.

53:36He could tell you want to bring Tafia on in. He was the only guy locked up with me. He from Miami. I seen him in the club the other day. I told everybody at the table, if y 'all don't believe what I say, go ask that guy. That guy was locked up with me, Tafia. He'll tell you. You know what I'm saying? And it's just, it is what it is. Tafia, that's my brother from down in Miami. But Tafia was locked up with me. He the one guy to be in the scene that he could tell you what it is or not. You know, I had a mentor. So I had my brother, Opie Megatron, who had 20 years in jail. I had Pistol Pete with another 20 years in jail.

54:10It was about three of them. And I'd be like, what to do, what not to do, right? And they was like, yo, you can't let nobody in your cell. That's a violation, right? Then in the cell, the tough guy sleeps in the bottom. The other guy sleeps on the top. That's another conversation I had. As soon as I came in the cell, but this guy was a good guy. This guy, he was a Muslim dude. and I walked in the cell and I was like, yo, you got to go to the top. He said, what? I said, you have to sleep on the top. This isn't one minute. Like, yo, kids, they motherfuckers ain't even get a minute to breathe. I'm like, yo, you got to go up top.

54:46He was like, what? I said, brother, you have to go up there. I sleep down here. I've been here 18 months. This is my cell. Bro, I don't care what you think, what you heard, what you think. You got to go up there. I'm sleeping here. And then the guy, you know, once he went outside, they must have told him who I was because he came back. I didn't know who you is. Oh, my God. Sorry. This is, I said, nah, nah, nah. It's all good. But that was it. You know, they gave me a rule book shit not to do. They told me never play basketball. Because that's where motherfuckers foul you on purpose. They're going for the ball.

55:26Back. Imagine the dude do that to you once or twice. He's got to turn into a fight. So they was like, yo, don't even play basketball. I said, what you mean? I might want to play basketball. They was like, that's where the exercise of your Euro. Yeah, that's where the motherfucker, I couldn't do the Euro. You know, I coached in there. 40 and over and I won the chip. 40 and over and they bounced the ball like this. Yo, James, like the bad news bear. They was the most horrible niggas. Let me tell you something. I worked in the kitchen. There was a dude, me and him was super cool. He joined that 40 and over basketball league.

55:58they might have lost 100 to 1. These guys was bouncing the ball like the bad news bear. The next Saturday, they went out there, they lost 100 to 1. It was embarrassing. The next Saturday, I walked out. Six in the morning, I went in the court. I said, you here. You here. You here. When this guy come here, you move to the thing, you go like this. See how easy it is? Yo. Yo, listen. I swear to God, I went up in there and I coached them and they wind up winning the chip. It turned into like the Rucker. Every Saturday was crazy. But now, by the second, third week, I'm coaching them. Nice niggas is like, yo, crack, let me be on the team.

56:37I mean, it was dunking in the head. Like, the nice dudes came and it was like, yo, crack, put me on the team. That's when that shit got crazy. It got crazy lit. One fucking thought they was at the Rucker in Miami, but I was coaching, but I helped them. God, they won the chip. Winners sleep on the bottom, right? The winners sleep on the bottom. Yeah. Poor.

57:01then yeah welcome to the show can i tell you how we all like linked up in the first place let us know all right so you know this guy took over our show i got a respect god no no no your kids they got legendary right here yeah we had this weekly podcast that we would do everyone would come and we would tell this story from like the beginning of your life to where we are today everyone everyone sat down did the same shit so the guys knew us so well that when they signed to Roc Nation, they were going to put out their EP. They wanted to come promote it on our platform. So the three of them are going to come up to our apartment, sit down, tell their story as the locks.

57:38Cool. Except for the fact that before they showed up, Sheik was totally sober. Styles took an edible and, you know, he's a professional. And then Kiss, right to sleep on the table while we're recording. Yo, Kiss. Occasionally. Sometimes he come in here so hot. Y 'all can smell that shit. I know when they give him the good shit or they give him the maintained shit. There's a weed that's maintained. Maintained, he high, he chillin', he in the moment. Then there's some times that boy come up here, fry. I said, yo, they gave this nigga the pure of the day. This nigga got some shit. So that day, out.

58:15But he would wake up every once in a while and he would start singing new edition songs or he would just chime in with other things that didn't have anything to do with anything. with no addition song guys. Yo, so meanwhile, Looch and P are yelling about movies and they're looking around and they're looking at the bookshelves and they're like, oh, you fuck with the Big Lebowski. He wakes up, he's like, you got to talk about Color Purple. We're like, what is going on? I said, whatever this energy is, you guys need to have your own podcast. Just like we do one, except you talk about movies and Stiles goes, no, we're going to do one and we're going to call it Two Jews and Three Black Dudes Refusing Movies.

58:49And so here we are eight years later doing it on a weekly basis, talking about Home Alone, talking about trading places, talking about sinners, talking about weapons. I met a young man. Rambo. Rambo. I met a young man. He's autistic. I met him at a sneaker store. I want to say where. I'm sorry, guys. I want to say where because I copped some good sneakers there. But the kid, he know every movie what year, what actor. I was like, Warriors. Hey, that's Le 'Veon Johnson. That's that. this, this, this, that. 1977, this, this, this, and that. Yo, what about The Wanderers? Hey, that's Jonathan Adler.

59:28This, this, this. He knew every, he's like the rain man. We need him on the show. Yeah, yeah. Yo, it's actually no fun by the time, by the fourth or fifth one, you're like, this guy knows everything. I don't know where, it was somewhere, I don't know where, I don't want to say where, it was a sneaker store, they showed me nothing but love. Damn, I don't know where. I want to say like Kansas City or something. and the man comment, he know everything.

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1:02:33Massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth. I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, OK, yo, yo, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me. And I left it on the mic. That's great.

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1:03:25Mondami, right? We all New Yorkers, right? Yep. What you think about Mondami? Love him. We met him when we were with the locks to the Wu-Tang show. So he came to my dress room, yeah. Donald Trump came to your shit too, but yeah. Don't worry about it. Donald Trump was in Diddy's dressing room. Yo.

1:03:49Yo. Yo. Let me tell you something. Yo. Kiss. Yo. Yo. Yo. Kiss definitely always. No. He was in Diddy's dressing room. He really was. That's where I ever first seen him at. Before any elections. Any of that. Yo. I used to see Donald Trump walking down the street in New York. No bullshit. See him at Nick games, boxing matches, walking down the street. I used to see him in New York City, Manhattan. Oh, shit, Donald Trump. He just walking like a regular dude. That's crazy. But Mondami, you like him. Love him. Love him. We need change. We need hope. We need to do something different. I'm tired of being in this place where everyone's getting priced out.

1:04:31Why are there no creatives, young creatives in New York anymore? Because they're all moving to more affordable cities. You can't stay here. you can't create here. It's a longer, you know, a bigger, deeper thing than just, you know, what the news tells you. You know, a guy like me who make a lot of money, I should be on the other side, right? I've never seen people hate a guy who says he wants to give less rent, free bus rides, this, they, well, I hate him! I want to pay more! Fuck this spontaneity! It's only mansions where I live. It's only the rich people go to the restaurants I go to. I'm sitting here.

1:05:07Fuck Mondami. Them shits is flying from all over. This guy, you believe he wants lower rent? He wants free buses? Fuck this guy. He's a commie. I'm like, yo, what happened? People want to pay more. They want to actually. This shit is crazy to me. I'm like, yo, I listen. I go, yo, I ain't in politics, but this is fucked out. Yo, there's a lot of people who aspire to have money like you. A lot of people who aspire to live on the top floor. I don't know, but like... That kind of niggas got way more money than me. Totally, no, no, for sure. But there are people who aspire for that. But there's also so many people who aren't doing that.

1:05:42You know, so many people are struggling to make it through. And like, why shouldn't they have a chance? Why shouldn't they like be allowed to like enjoy the city? Why do they got to be priced out and move to like another state and not be a part of this? Like, what is New York if not like a chance for young creatives to do their thing and like make it here, you know? And you make it here, you make it anywhere. but it's just the scene fucked up. Everything seems unfair. It feels like the rich get richer there's no middle class and they're just real poor people. It's really crazy. They say he's the number one realtor for Florida.

1:06:19Everybody's going down to Florida. Well, good luck. That shit expensive. My wife is looking at Palm Beach. The crackhead house is$89 million. Good luck. No Mar-a-Lago for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dead ass. I'm a realtor father. They say my father. Because, you know, people are like, well, they did it when. If everyone's moving, like, let us know. Let us know your address and we'll, you know. I ain't going to lie to you. COVID happened. A lot of people moved down to Florida. And so I'm going to, like, say Carbone. I'm saying my neighbors from New York. Everybody I know from New York is in the restaurant every night.

1:06:58That did happen. And they've been talking about that since I was a kid. but they would never do it. Yo, we going to Florida, fuck that. But it really happened. Where everybody from New York was in every restaurant, everything, they moved down there. So it felt like the Knicks game, every night in every upscale restaurant in fucking Miami, right? But now, the other half who stood in New York, they're starting to say, I'm going to Boca Raton, I'm going to Palm Beach, I'm going to Florida. like they literally are saying that you know what I'm saying everywhere I'm going the other night I was in a restaurant shout out to my people Pietro's you know Pietro's on the east side they got them sauteed clams that motherfucking shrimp salad god damn it that shit what that shit popping the salad feel like a meal shrimp salad is so good but everybody in that restaurant you know you hearing the fuck my dummies to I'm going to Florida to, yo, in Boca Raton, like, they got a real problem with this.

1:08:04You know what else I love? He's young. Like, I'm tired of, like, older politicians. Ones who are getting, like, way up there deciding what everybody else is. I don't know. That's a shaky one. Why's that? He gotta watch his ass. He gotta watch his food. Yo. Yeah, you gotta be careful. You think he gotta food? He need a food tester? He need everything. You know, back in the day, the kings had had somebody eat the food and then be like, alright. Even in the Indian movies, back in the day, they be like, yo, taste the food. Like, my Dami got a food taster. Yeah, you should get one. I'm here for change.

1:08:36I'm here for young people making some decisions, doing something different. You know, I got so discouraged with politics that I've just been out the scene. My Dami's probably somebody I really would have knew about, really would have been into. I've just been trying to, like, yo, stay focused on your shit. You know, my thing is staying out the way. Eat his own bottle, be sure. just on Bottle of Patron. I ain't hear that in a minute. You been really opinionative on this show, Yigna. That's the first time you said he's just on Bottle of Patron. You know what else? You ain't fucking lying. So we go up to the studio up in Yonkers.

1:09:11We tape every week. We talk about these movies. We never bring up politics. We never bring up like, you know. That's good. Serious worldly issues. It is a chance to escape. We just talk about movies. We do. Is Jada Kiss Italian? What's Chic Mad About? Karate Man with Styles P. We just have a lot of fun up there. And so it's something different that gets to flood your timeline instead of like the realities of the world, you know? How old are you, brother? How old do you think I am? I'm asking. You're looking like a fucking young guy, but I mean, how old are you? He might be old. Hold on, hold on.

1:09:38Yeah, yeah, yeah. 42. He might be a tweener. Yeah, yeah. This guy might be a tweener, right? This nigga looking like a nerd over here. How old are you? I'm 41. He's 41 with a full set of ears. With a full set of ears. No. Well, let me ask you this. He got a full, Yo, that's a big deal. Like a set of knots. You know, you always want something to dunk. I want hair. Well, let me ask you this. Would you rather have hair or be able to dunk? I'd rather have hair. You know, I'd change my whole name. If I got hair, my name would be Procedo. Alejandro. I'd be coming up in here, Alejandro, with a fucking part with the fucking.

1:10:18I have more fucking spray than fucking John Travolta. Saturday Night Fever. My shit be glossy. Yeah. Yo, by the way. So long. Yo, yo. I be up here like, no, I'm telling you, I be really obnoxious. Yo. I have hairstylists and shit right now. Like, right now, I be like, cut for a sec. If I come in, I be like, yo. Slace this shit out. I give him the finger waves. I come up here with the finger waves. Yo. That'll buckle me. You with finger waves and put all down, dog. I'll do it. The other day, I'm in traffic on the FDR. I looked inside this girl. I had the finger waves. I said, man, now that's real dedication.

1:10:56I fucking dedicate. That's hours under the fucking beauty salon. Yo, shout out to Pekos. He never misses a chance to put up a throwback picture of him with hair up on Instagram. Yo, bro. How do you look with hair? I had hair. I looked like the Brady Bunch. So you with it? Yo, yo. No, I looked like the Brady Bunch. Back in the day when I was a kid, I had real fucking hair. Nobody believed me until I busted them bitches out. It was like, God damn, this guy was the Brady Bunch. Well, what was the last straw? The truth is, happy birthday, Big Pun. It's Big Pun's birthday today. Big Pun's birthday, my boy.

1:11:33The stunner. All my friends call me Stunner. And so with Big Pun, he had hair, right? So I always had a Caesar since I was like 14. The thing was for me, when I was a kid, the gangsters had a bald head. When I first cut my hair bald, my father chased me around the projects four times trying to beat my ass because he knew the cut automatically meant I'm down with a gang, I'm tough, something. There was no way around it. When I had hair like a Brady Bunch and then I had the baldy, my father was outside enough to know this means he wants to be a piece of shit in life. So my father chased me around the block four times trying to fuck me up.

1:12:13So I always had it like that and then I start telling pun, yo, you know I got hair. Like, I still thought I did. I said, I got hair like the Brady Bunch, my nigga. Like, you think you got hair? I got hair. If I grow this shit, forget it. My shit be like yours. He was like, your shit ain't growing like shit. I said, I promise. He said, you know what? I'm going to get braids for you. I'm going to do braids. Once we get the braids like AI, shit like that. Man, I tried to grow that shit. That shit was like... Nothing. That shit was the thinnest hair in the world. I never forget. We went to a Knick game.

1:12:50I had like some little rubber bands on the little hair that was growing. That nigga Punk killed me on that. He's like, yo, Nick, you ain't got no hair. This is bullshit. And that's when I realized I had no hair. And so I said, man, take it off. There's no more Brady Bunch. You know what I'm saying for me? But I wish I had hair. I'm not going to lie. That's one of the things I wish I had. Huh? Yeah, go to Turkey. Go to Turkey? Yeah. I don't know if Turkey is. That's what Cheetah did. I've had no hair. I've had no hair for so long. I wish I went to Turkey. I have no hair for so long. It'll feel weird to even get here, right?

1:13:27If I went to Turkey. We'll get the curve. What if you got like a little thing in the back? Carlos Boozer? Yeah. Listen, guys, I ain't doing asshole shit. I ain't doing asshole shit. I'm telling you that if I went to Turkey and my shit grew black, full flooded, it would be the return of a seizure. Alejandro. My shit be Alejandro. It's in the building. Who? Alejandro Rojas. You remember? Fat Joe. What's up with this? Giants coach fired. They ain't never win a game, huh? You like that move, huh? Hell yeah. It is just out of here. All right, let me ask you a question, right? Being that you said that at the Jets game, on the field was Max B.

1:14:15Yeah. Welcome home. Welcome home. Bigger Val. Have you ever in your life seen a dude do 18 years in jail, come out, go to the field of the Jets, and Louis Vuitton, down to the fanny pack? No, let's keep it a buck. He did shit. He came out of jail. They was throwing ice on his neck. Louis Vuitton down. Like, yo, come on, man. We can't. And the thing is, I don't know if he was in a time capsule. Gained a little weight in 18 years. But he looked like Biggavow. Now, I never seen nobody look like they preserved him. He might have been in the Michael Jackson in there, the fucking machine. Because he came out just, it was 18 years, 16.

1:15:03When you see him and you see how he's moving, he went to the after party. last night, he looked like Max B. Like the guy, last time I saw him 16 years ago, he was in a club in Manhattan, looking the same way. And he dead nice. I don't think he fell off. I think Bigger Bell gonna come with all them flows and all that. I'm really watching that. Oh, the Max B wave, because he's the wave guard. I'm trying to explain it to my daughter, explain it to my family. I say, yo, this guy's the wave. What do you mean? He's the wave. He's the wave guard. Remember then they'll be on DVDs like, I'm gorgeous. I'm fly.

1:15:42Look at my head. It's Max B. Now Max B goes. He comes out of jail. French is there. He says, we're going to Morocco. Let's get to the business. He in the studio same day. That's Max B. I mean, how do you go from... Alright, now my thing is, Lori, please Close your ears with this one. I ain't do 18 years in jail. I ain't do 18 years in jail, but what I do know is that all my friends in jail tell them stories how the police just fucked with them, ruled them, told them they wasn't shit. They had a cop in Bremi's cell for seven years straight talking about you ain't shit, ain't nobody waiting for you.

1:16:25This is what they do. They try to make you feel less of whatever. suppose that cop in Max B's life who was fucking with her who thought he wouldn't come home to nothing and his Jets thing he tuned into the game and Max B was on that court not much of a cock smuggler that nigga felt like that fucking correction officer he felt like the biggest dick you ever seen in your life a fucking smoking asshole piece of shit I remember Remy they took Remy listen, they took Remy to the last drop Remy was on parole, she was on TV they knew she was rich all the way up was number one in the country they wasn't giving up permission to do shows they was fucking with Remy, she ended up with an ankle bracelet they watching on TV black love, this this that number one in the country, this and they was fucking with Remy to the point I never forget man she had to go so they could cut her shit off to take her off parole I came up pulled up I was in the drop top Rolls Royce damn I had that bitch you know the drop top Rolls Royce with the black and the red I had it for that summer and I pull up and when I tell you if they had 20 parole officers in the building all 20 of them was outside she wasn't even their client or not.

1:17:58They was out there. We pull the fuck up. Cut the shit off, man. Fuck all you niggas. Suck my dick. Fuck all you niggas out here. They all lined up. I'm violating these niggas so crazy. Fuck y 'all. Y 'all know what y 'all did this. They came to the last drop. Ask Remy. When we bring Remy on the show, they stood in front of that building to the last drop, my nigga. If it was 11.59, they could fuck with her? they fucked with her to 11.59. She went up in there, the whole precinct, the whole, every probation officer that had nothing to do with her was outside, like it was their day. Came out, we cursed these niggas out, we jumped in the drive top, we pulled off.

1:18:40Fuck out of you. I keep it to myself, but I got a problem with authority and all that shit. You know what I'm saying? Cops want to talk to you like you ain't shit. You less of a man. Nigga, you ain't never going to be this rich as me, man. Don't play yourself, man. Like, be clear about this. Just give me the ticket. I want the ticket. I want the ticket. You ain't got to scold me and scream at me in front of my wife, in front of my family, and talk to me like, yo, bro, you're not on this level. And you know it, buddy. You got to stop. Give me the ticket, buddy. Give me the ticket. Yo, this kid, let me tell you something.

1:19:13I ended with this. I think I said this before. It's a young Puerto Rican kid. He can't be older than 23, 24. for. I go through the Midtown Tunnel, the Queenside, and for some reason, the Easy Pass don't work. I pull over. He comes up. It's like three of them. Boom, license registration. I give him my license. My license is Florida. I lived in Florida for 23 years. He goes, oh, hell no. Supposed to be New York. This, that. I don't know what this nigga was talking about, right? So he over there, about 10 minutes discussing it with them. I guess they telling him, yo, it's fat, Joe. Let him go. You know, So he come back.

1:19:53I said, my nigga, the ticket? Well, let me go. I ain't got no real rap for you. I'm not going back and forth with you. And you know your father had a poster of me on his wall. Violate me right now. I said, all right, Mr. Joe, let me go. I'm not playing that shit with these niggas. With these niggas? You got to be fucking kidding me. This ain't that? That ain't this. Cracking kiss, goddammit.

1:20:21Y 'all good. Thank God. Y 'all good.

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1:21:31Hi, it's Colin Coward from the Colin Coward podcast. All right. You know what deserves more attention? The assists. Everybody talks about the goal. A big moment that gets replayed on the highlight reels. But too often we overlook all the contributions and collabs that happen along the way. That's true in soccer and honestly true in life. Halion is shining a light on the assists. An official partner of U.S. soccer. They got a whole lineup of brands ready to deliver for you. So here they are. Sensodyne, dentist recommended defense of your sensitive teeth. Centrum, fueling your day with science-backed nutrients.

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