Fat Joe, Jadakiss & Bill Bellamy tell HILARIOUS STORIES about Biggie, Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy

26:57Yo. Got one. Hey, I got another one for you. So this is another one. This is a big story. We on a stoop. Can I give you this one? I want to hear it. I don't think I ever told this one. So we in Lake Havasu. We're doing, remember Lake Havasu? Didn't you do it? Remember when we did the spring break? Spring break, I think. You was there. You was there. It was like 92. I'm thinking. Roughly 90. No, four. 94. 94. How the motherfucker didn't even have the bounty around us here? Not yet. He ain't had no bounty. So get this. So Big is on now. Nobody knows Big cannot swim. So I don't know if you remember this shit.

27:37we had the pods on the water, right? So in Lake Havis, this is my first time going to Arizona. I get there, they tie off the boats and they party from boat to boat to boat. Bunch of white kids, they having a good time. They drink as hot than a motherfucker, right? And so Big had to be on the pod. So I'm standing there and Big's like, man, how the fuck I'm gonna get on that pod, nigga? I said, what's the problem? He was like, nigga, I can't swim, nigga, if my fat ass fall in that water, nigga. I was like, swear to God. And I was like, yo, Big, they not going to let you fall in the water. He was like, no, man, I got to do my shit online, nigga.

28:24But they had them floating. I don't know you. I think you was there. There was them big go back and look, I cannot make this up. I don't know how they hypnotized them like 18 to get big on that. pod because he was terrified of falling in the water. That just popped in the You want to know who's crazy, right? So I was going to tell you. He got one. No, no, I actually don't have one, but I'm going to tell you about one. Listen, somebody can put Fat Joe out of business in the storyteller game. I'm watching one day on Instagram and Will Smith decided to tell a story. Okay. He said, man, I'm hosting the BET Awards, everything beautiful, this one and that one's there.

29:09He said Michael Jackson was in the audience. He said all of a sudden it turned into a riot. He said his whole life he wanted to meet Michael Jackson. Will Smith wanted to meet Michael. So he said they rushed him out on his security. And he said they threw him in a closet. He said he was in a closet that was pitch black. He was in there like, you know, the whole place was wilder. And he heard a voice. He said it was Michael Jackson. They threw him in the same closet. He's like, hey, Will. Will turned around and was like, huh? He didn't even know what to say. He said, yo, I met everybody in the world.

29:47He didn't even know what to say. He said, oh, shit, Mike said, that guy, he's messing it up again. I mean, though, he's so much fun. When I saw that shit, it was like, I knew Fat Joe's storytelling days is over. When I seen Will Smith tell his story, he's like, all right, Will, it's time to go. I was like, yo, don't let this man start telling stories.

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36:15The era is never coming back. Thank God we're alive to tell the stories because the young people can't go back and meet Michael Jackson. They can't go back and meet Big, can't go back and meet Tupac. You know what I'm saying? Like, I've had, you've had, I mean, golly, we can go on for days because they're like little movies in our mind. Like, you make me think of stuff that I wouldn't think of because I'm just sitting here talking. And you're like, oh, that reminds me of boom, boom, boom. Yeah, that's crazy. But, you know, I've never met MJ. What was it like meeting Michael Jackson? I never met him.

36:48That's the one guy. You won't remind me in the Wynn Hotel. No way. You saw him. Yeah, like this.

36:58Yo, when I interviewed Michael Jackson, right, and I'm going to tell you right now, I was so nervous. because Michael Jackson was the only artist to ever debut his video on every network simultaneously. I don't know if you remember that. You remember that? And I was the guy in the middle of Times Square, get ready for the history, blah, blah, blah, blah. That was me. I was writing in the middle of Times Square. Do you remember the time, though? No, it was Scream. Remember? Scream. History. Scream. Scream with him and Janet, which blew up. So check this out. So I'm at Sony Music, and they like, yo, Mike coming in.

37:34be ready. It's going to be overwhelming. That's about the worst thing they could do to people. Like, yo, Mike's coming in. Yo, Mike, yo, like you see how it's a bunch of people in here? Just imagine this times two for Michael Jackson. Security, publicists, his team, the record label team. Mike was rolling heavy. I will never forget this. This is how I realized Michael Jackson's biggest star in the world, right? Mike had to go to the bathroom. With him? Yo, they went in the bathroom. and it was a dude on the toilet. My man was like, break it off, fam. My man was like, I'm not done. He said, I'm not done.

38:10He said, you done. Boom. The door, my man had to wipe his ass. Get out. I told you that story about God 5001. He said his daughter called him and said, now, Pop, is Joe Cappen? My man, God 5001, the designer, they, Rodney Jerk just tell him, yo, come down to Hit Factory. Right. You're going to do some shit for Michael Jackson. Right. So he gets Poppy. Shout out to Poppy. He gets Poppy who's with him. He says, yo, Poppy, we're going downtown. We're going to meet somebody really, really, really famous. He said, is it Art Kelly? He said, no, it's not Art Kelly. He says, more famous. So guys in the studio and nobody's there yet.

38:52So guys said, yo, I'm going to use the bathroom. He said he went to use the bathroom and that shit happened. They started looking. They was like, you come in now. He was taking a piss. MJ walked in. He said he pissed on himself. Got 5 ,001. And ran out. He didn't even take the order. He was like, yo, papi, let's go. Papi was like, yo, but what's the matter? He was telling him, be careful. He pissed on himself and ran out. But he was rolling away. He fucking missed the order. He was embarrassed. He pissed on himself. Bro, Michael Jackson's security was heavy, bro. And here's the thing. So I'm the host.

39:30I got all these questions and shit, right? I got like 20 questions that I think every fan would want to ask Michael Jackson. They looked at that list. They was like, he going to answer this, this, this. They killed my whole list. I was sitting there like, womp, womp, womp. That's when Sony Muse, that's when Tommy Mottola, you know, that era of, yeah, they was the mob at that point. My bad. Now you pointing that feet. That's my guy, Tommy Mottola, man. Listen. That's your guy. Everybody come up here and call it the mob. Yo. Tom Mottola's killing people, everything. He's my friend, man. He's your buddy.

40:05I was, I never. You know, I saved Tommy Mottola. Yeah, right. Tommy, you told me I could say this story when it happened. Go ahead, Joe. Tommy Mottola invites me to breakfast upstate. Right, so we drive up there. He's probably the only motherfucker that can get me up there like that. So he says, Joe, let's go eat breakfast and me it up. Rich go up there. He lives over there. Where did Remy do the time at? What's that jail? Beacon. Nah, she did it upstate. No, she was in. Girl, she was in. No, it was only one. Bethphan Hill. Yeah. She was in Bethphan Hill. Right. Right. By the way, besides that jail, it is fucking beautiful up there.

40:50Right. Drop dead gorgeous trees. The point is, I go in this place. Tommy orders this big pancake we eating and he starts choking he starts choking like you gave him the Heimlich? I was about to give him the Heimlich listen I'm like Tommy are you okay?

41:10Tommy are you okay? I'm like yo Rich Tommy are you okay? he's like this motherfucker is choking the depth we gotta give him the Heimlich then this shit finally went down he said hold up

41:27I said Tommy you almost died on us I was about to give you the hamlet you say yeah you can tell a fucking story if you want you say Tommy Bantola fuck it my fuck almost died in front of me the man was choking not the regular choking yo listen to me I swear to god that man was like I was like but Tommy he was like you know when that happens you never really I was like yo Tommy he was like I was like yo Tommy are you okay yo Rich I'm looking at Rich I think the Heimlich he was going he was fucked up and I'm like no way Tommy Mottola is gonna die Tommy Mottola That's the song we did. Live down the road.

42:24I'm like, no, fucking. Not with Fat Joe. I'm like, yo, shit. The craziest shit we had. What was he doing? I was like. Shit. This was the real deal. I got scared to death. I'm fucking catching anxiety explaining it to you. It was the real deal. It was the real deal. I swear to God, it was the real deal. But I'm going to tell you the craziest shit. What? the craziest shit is we leave Tommy's going in his car I don't know what it was a Bayback something fucking incredible and the man turned around and he said hey I know you like to tell stories can't fucking tell a story you saved Tommy Batola they killed me jumped in the car Jada crying god damn he hit me with the cap of the cap he was like I know you like telling stories can't tell him how you saved Tommy Batola fuck get out of here Gets in the car, breaks out.

43:19I'm like, you. Yo, that really. Look, I'm not. We can't. The man. What is he doing? Yo, I'm trying to tell people this shit really happened. Like, he said. I'm like. I see, yo. I said, Tommy, are you okay? Now, I'm scared to fucking death. Tommy, I love you. I don't want Tommy Mottola. But I don't want Tommy. I don't want Tommy Mottola to die. On you. In front of Fat Joe. So I'm like, I'm terrified. What was Rich going to do? Rich was standing there. He might know the Heimlich. Rich was sitting there. I said, yo, Rich, do you know the Heimlich? He was, you know, Tommy's like a fucking real deal.

44:12Yeah, he's a real deal. He's a real deal. The last thing he wants is the Heimlich. And he definitely don't want mouth to mouth. He don't want the Heimlich. Tommy don't want the Heimlich. So he's dealing with it on his own time. Let me get something. He's coordinating it. That hurt me. Yo, Bill. Bill. He's coordinating. He's weak over here. Kill me, Bill. No, no. He's coordinating this shit. Like, he's trying to figure out how I'm going to get. Tommy's a real deal. Yo, Jada, you crying, Garth? Yeah. Yo. You said it's funny, bro. Tommy I love you Tommy Tommy I want to be like you when I go off what was he doing one more time no you gotta say it's not a laughing matter what I'm trying to tell you is I was scared to death tell me what he was doing

45:07you thought it was funny if you thought that was You thought that was one of the funniest shits I ever said? Eddie Murphy never threw the red leather suit on no more. He just did one more. What was he doing?

45:24His shit. He was. Yo, I was scared. I was terrified. I'm telling y 'all about a real story in life. Y 'all missing the funniest point of the whole shit. Yo. There's nothing funny. You missing the whole. I ain't going to. Yo. I'm down off that. The man is all the way stable. He's good. I walk him to the car. You know, Tommy Mottola's the Don. Yeah. I walk him to the car. He never let me get enough money. Mike got like a brand new fucking Maybach. I never got money with him. He's just my guy. But he went into some fly-ass car. He turned around. He said, all right, dad. I know you like to tell stories.

46:03Tell him how you fucking saved Tommy Mottola. Go ahead, Joe. Tell your story. It's all right, Tommy. All right, T. pulled off. I saw this one. I'm saving this shit for Bill Beller. Yo! Bro! That was a great one, man. Yeah, I would have killed me if I was dead. Oh, my God. You just reenacted and it's killed. No, no, but you're not listening. I was really scared. Like, I'm not trying to tell you. I was terrified. I don't want nobody to die in front of me, let alone Tommy Mottola. Tommy Mottola. You know what kind of conspiracies that shit? It wasn't with Tommy Mottola. Who was it with? One of my bands from my block.

46:41He caught the Heimlich? You can't catch the Heimlich, Joe. He had some. He had a seizure. It was somewhere that mixed with something. He went. I lost him. He died? He was driving. No, no, no. I lost him for a minute. He left for a minute. Driving? Listen, he used to drive me home. I used to give him bread to drive me to the crib. So he'd come pick me up one day. He go get the apple juice. He come out. He like, yo, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Now we going over the hill. We going to get on the sawmill. We going to get on the spraying, I think. Now we go. Wyo got a lot of ills like San Fran. Right.

47:23He go over, come down. Now out of nowhere, he busts a unit and goes back up. I'm like, is GPS telling me with traffic over? I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Now he starts, like, talking about the 86 Mets. He starts blacking out. He's not dead. Now I'm like, oh, Lord, please, Lord. Oh, shit. Look, he's on. He's in the driver's side, though, cry. I'm in the passage. Now I'm praying. 75 our fathers. Bitch, me and Lars, I'm doing everything. I'm scared to death. Yeah, like you. This is worse than Tommy because he's on the whip. Yeah. You over pancakes. He's on the whip. Right. Me, look. and he start going like he's talking gibberish oh my god I'm saying please lord I'm looking at him I'm looking at the thing to put it in park I'm saying me I contact the day for park I call his name one time loud now he's came back yo kiss what's up soon as he did that me pop soon as I threw it in park He stepped on the cat.

48:36He would have went into the building. Are you kidding me? Now people's honking. They seeing it's me. Yo, kids, you all right? Me, I'm trying to con. Yeah, good. I'm really not, though. Boom, I get out. I go around. I get him out. Unbuckle his seatbelt. Put him, get him out the car. Put him in the passenger. Get in. Now I'm trying to, like, he going in and out. Hey, yo, what's your wife's number? Took him to the hospital? Listen, what's your wife? what's your wife keep asking him his wife and then he finally got it I took him to his wife I wiped the sweater I was half I was disc and bobbing lady and then he didn't know he was probably having a stroke he didn't know nothing he didn't know what I you said the apple juice I thought maybe it would be like a diabetic yeah yeah maybe nah he got some other you know a lot of people even with my mom oh shout out to St.

49:29John's the nurses on the 5th floor and the 8th floor we love you girl A lot of times when you go, when you don't take your medicine, it could cause like some shit. You got to take your medicine. You got to take your medicine. That's one of the biggest killers is when people, you're diabetic, but you still want to act like you're not diabetic. That's what fucked my brother up. He walking around like he ain't diabetic. I'm like, yo, June, did you take your medicine? You're diabetic. That nigga over here, he won't type in cakes and shit. I went to what we did, the 50th anniversary of hip hop. in Yankee Stadium.

50:03I went to, we had a suite. So my brother's diabetic. The guy who takes care of him is diabetic. I walk up in that bitch. They having cakes and regular sauce. I'm like, I'm looking down like, yo, these dudes want to die. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to Thor. They trying to kill themselves. I sat next to my brother. I was so happy that day, but I sat next to him. I was like, I see your Joe. He was like, yo, what's up, Joe? I was like, what the fuck you doing drinking Pepsis and cake? And cake. No, he was on it. On it, on it, on it, on it, on it. And, you know, that's the worst thing you could do is, like, lie to yourself.

50:42Like, take your medicine, man. It's a lot of people like that. There's people, like, that are bipolar. Yeah. Right? That they don't like how the medicine feels, and then they don't take the medicine. And they bug the fuck out. Yeah. You know? Damn. Yo, you was shook, boy. I would have been shook. Yeah. Well, you knew something was wrong. Yeah, he went out on me, started talking about the, they started talking JD9 Mets and shit like that. It was crazy. He started going to the hip. Well, then he hit the hip, hip, hip, hip, hip. Then he threw it in his pop, and he hit the gas. That boy Kiss was trying to, yo, this is an art.

51:19He had to figure out where to throw that shit apart. Yeah, he was just waiting. He was just waiting. You need that moment. Kiss was like, okay, at what time am I going to do the fucking save my life? You saved your life in his life. Bitch and dive over. Put the bitch on park. Soon as I threw it in park. His wife knew he was bugged out. He wasn't bugged out. He was at a thing. He ain't bugged out. But she knew he had the thing. Yeah, yeah, she took him to that. Well, if he was doing the apple juice, I'm going to say he was diabetic. So he's probably going in the shot. No. There's low blood sugar.

51:48So his coherency was probably off. Because he's doing the apple juice probably to bring the sugar level. I'm diabetic one time that shit happened to me. Because when you take your medicine, you got to eat. Yo, diabetes is a trick, man. The fucking insulin, if you don't eat, then you go into a coma. So you got to eat. So it's almost like it keeps you fat. But that's not the point. The point is, I take the medicine. I'm going to the... You're an ocean, sir. Thank you, sir. Yeah. I'm on my way to a restaurant. And then at that point, my sugar drops. Right. And sometimes you don't even know how to tell people.

52:26So I had to run in the store. Orange juice. Get an orange juice, but that shit was feeling, that's probably one of the worst feelings I ever felt. Because it's too much sugar. No, no, no. This shit was low. Once I drank the orange juice, I was okay. But when it dropped, that's one of them feelings. If you're not diabetic, you do not want that. You do not want that. That shit is some real shit. You know what I'm saying? Tell us about the Christmas joint you got going on. Oh, okay. It's called Worst Christmas Ever. It's a comedy. it's family you know I'm saying it's a clean cut movie but it's about love you know it's about a guy who um you know was going through a divorce during the holidays and he's trying to decide if you know can you get the family together for the sake of the holiday and uh you know we got to make the right choice family over everything you know what I'm saying the kids are coming in and the feelings are weird because the wife is moving on and he ain't moving on yet you know so that that I think it's a really fun vibe and then also there's a lot of comedy and then obviously you know I do that I do that very well man let me tell you something how do you feel about you've been with your wife 24 years how do you feel about your wife or her friends getting divorced and they sitting down together talking that divorce shit that misery love yeah you know to me I think what you just she come back like she fully charged with that shit rockets shit they all ain't shit They're getting divorced.

53:57It's an epidemic. Yeah, it's tough, man. Like, to me, I think the thing is just keep your house private, bro. You know what I'm saying? You can't, like, I'm very select about what I'm putting on social media, what I'm letting access get to. Because once you start putting people in your house, they in your house. Yeah. And they start affecting. Yeah, they get to change the attitude of your house or the altitude of your house, right? And so, to me, I think private should be private. But like, I hate how people put so much personal stuff on social media. Like if me and Jada got a beef, I'm going to talk to Jada.

54:32I'm not going to go on social media and then say something. And then Jada got to go on and then come back. I'm old school. I'm like, yo, we on some man shit. Like, yo, man, I thought. And it might not even be an issue. It might be some misunderstanding. He ain't even seen. Now it turned into something because Jada Cousin called. Yo, Bill talking reckless. You see what I'm saying? It just keep building. Let me tell you something. they offered me all types of money to have like a reality show. But I knew I wouldn't have a wife after one seat. Nah, nah. Cause you know, I'm the type. I go, yeah, you know, this, this, that.

55:07And I walk away and be like, bitch, like that shit on camera. Oh yeah. You done. You done. You cooked. You cooked. You do that shit to yourself. You know, you walk away. Yo, yo, what happened? You don't fucking, I'm done. You done. I'm cooked. Yeah. And that's when the cousins get involved. And everyone starts having, you know, opinions about your personal life. Right. And to me, it kills love. But also, too, you know, I think as men, you know, I think we have to protect the crib. You feel me? And then you get a chance to create your home, how you want your home. You do your job. You go out. You be the best Joe.

55:47You be the best Janet. Then you come home and then you be the best at home. Right. but they can't be blended. It's no different than Schwarzenegger or, you know what I mean, it's your job. When you go home, when I go home, I'm Jason. There you go. Yeah, but Schwarzenegger was... Yeah, but he was knocking the bait off. I thought that's what I meant. Schwarzenegger, he was fucking milagre. He told you I'll be back. Okay, yeah, yeah. I think, hey, Joe, you left your money, man. You going to the strip club? He know he could. I got it. Oh, shit. He dropped a fucking... He dropped a mug. I thought it was this.

56:29I didn't see what he dropped. Montague Tony over there. Holy shit. He put his whole shit... Look, I see it. I put everything like this. I thought he dropped something light. I'm about to hold it for him. He dropped a fucking Mickey Rude. Oh, shit. I thought I was the only one who came outside with those. He got the Mickey Rooney. He paid for everything cash. Yeah. Dropped the Mickey Rooney. You just dropped your wallet. I looked over there. You dropped the whole fucking botette. I thought you just dropped that. You dropped the Bentley. You going to the Monica and those shit. You treating. No, no.

57:11I ain't going like this. I'm going on some shit. Monica shit? I know you told me. Mandy, I look like I'm in the fucking Swiss. watch. I'm going to look like a superhero. Isn't that tonight? That's tonight. I've been waiting a whole year for that. Then I was trying to figure out how I'm going to bum rush or sneak in with my wife. I would have did it with me. You could have did it, performed together. It made it much more easy. Bro. So the point is, I've been dying to go. I was going no matter what. But I didn't have no seats. And then they called me and said, yo, we want you to perform. And I said, that's even better.

57:46Now I can sneak in my wife. for best friends and shit like that. Fat Joe performing live. But I'm coming in there looking like a motherfucking movie up in that bitch. You gonna go get it? Because the story is, 20 years from now, they're gonna be like, one time during the holidays, Granny and Monica was on tour and they went to Brooklyn and they brought out Fat Joe and boy. Yeah, you gotta do it. He come out in that white cocaine Fendi fur laser looking like he's floating in that bitch. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you got to do a big... It got to be like that. That's an everlasting moment. I'm coming through with the goggles on.

58:27I'm coming with the goggles and shit. Oh, that's how you're doing it? No, I'm acting up. That's why, you know, I brought out the, you know, Rally B-Artillery. You know what I'm saying? We got to shine. You a fly dude, though, Joe. I give you your flowers, man. You always had a crazy swag about yourself. Two minutes. Listen, Eddie Murphy, Have you seen the documentary? No, I have not. I'll have to. Everybody says phenomenal. Everybody says phenomenal. Again, anything with Eddie Murphy, any stories with Eddie Murphy? Because I'm like, I'm on the Eddie Murphy band. I did not realize how much I loved him until I seen this documentary.

59:05You know, I'm the guy they threw out of the movie theater when War came out. Oh, I was about to say. I thought he was about to say they wanted him for 48 hours. I thought he was about to say that shit too. Let me tell you something. Eddie Murphy Raw, the whole projects, it was a hundred of us. And I'm talking about garruling, bums. We got that adolescent bum shit. Right. Guys sneaking in the movie theater with 40 ounces and all that. Weave all of that shit. is the most ghetto, piss-smelling fucking movie theater you ever seen in your life. And out of all the 100 of them, I'm the only guy that got thrown out the movie theater.

59:51I was laughing. I'm a son of a four - Oh, my God. See before you laugh too much. Smoking. Me and Stiles, they kicked us out. What? Me, Stiles, and K. They kicked us out. We woke up, cracked. The whole Bay Plaza was empty. The movie theaters, the parking lot, Y 'all was high as fuck. I opened the door. That mean people had to see us sleeping on the staircase, all of that. We opened the door. And y 'all was already the locks? Y 'all was already the locks? We didn't even have a album out yet. No. We was about to be popping. And then our dudes came around one last time. They was about to go home. The whole shit was empty.

1:00:33There was no more workers, no more people there. God damn. That ubonic ass, too. Ubonic. Like, Poodle. That's not Poodle. Poodle, nigga. You smoke that shit. Let me tell you something. I'm in the house with motherfuckers smoking. And they smoking so much. And that secondhand smoke is real because I'm watching BET. And they got my man. What was my man? Lavelle. Crawford. Lavelle Crawford. The man looked like a human M &M. Yeah. He had some suit on. He was so fucking fat. His head looked like I thought the M &M was talking to me. Like M &M and P-Nutty. Yeah. I thought this nigga was the Eminem and Peanut talking to me.

1:01:11He was like, you know, crack is a hell of a drug. I was like, ah! That wasn't weed. That's not weed. I never smoked. But I'm telling you, it was like you in the studio and 20 guys are smoking. I'm looking at him. He looked like a human Eminem. He had the suit on. His head was smoking. He was like, crack. You know, I'm tired of smoking crack. I did. Yo, this was the funniest shit. ever seen in my life. Y 'all, Bill Bellamy, thank you, man. This ain't that. That ain't this. It's cracking kiss. Make some noise for our guest Bill. Thank y 'all, man. I love y 'all, man. Appreciate you. Thank you, Gary, brother.

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