Jay Pharaoh does HILARIOUS Joe and Jada impressions, talks Eddie Murphy, Jay-Z & Rick Ross stories, SNL journey

11:12Jay Pharaoh:Teddy Riley moved down there. All that.

11:15Jadakiss:You know.

11:15Jay Pharaoh:Oh, so that's a, Mike Vick, that's a magical place.

11:18Jadakiss:Yeah, there's something in the water. You let him tell us about it? Yeah. I mean, you know, there's something in the water besides opioids. There's something in the water. You know what I'm saying? It's just, we got a lot of athletes and just sick, just sick talent. I was kind of a sheltered kid. You feel me? So I was a church boy growing up, you know, apostolic upbringing, whatever. So I was always messing with people in the church. I didn't think that it was. I was just I thought I was just being funny. I didn't know that people really had crippling drug addictions. I know that you feel me like there was this one sister in the church and she passed away now, Sister Wilma.

11:52Jadakiss:But she used to do this thing in church and her head go back like this. So I'd be looking at it and I just go like this. And she'd be like, you better better watch it. And I didn't know that, you know, she was on drugs. but I was just doing an impersonation. And I got older, I said, God dang, that's what that was? I said, it's true. And I always used to impersonate everybody. You know what I'm saying? And I used to perform for my cousins, for people, for church members and stuff. I was just a little, I was a butthole, man. You know what I'm saying? No glizzy. I was a butthole. You know what I'm saying?

12:20Jadakiss:No glizzy. God damn, you better say that for the people in the back.

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13:36Jay Pharaoh:1800 tequila. Real legacy. Real smooth. That's the move. You know, they'll never forget that because it's like, you know, when I tell stories about me getting bullied and all that. You got bullied? Every big time. Really? Yeah, I used to get beat up every day by 20 guys. But the point is... There's always guys. That's so crazy. What do you think? I got beat up by a girl before. I'm not bullshit. I wouldn't hit back. Like a young MA or like a... No, not a young MA. Just a big chick from my projects. And she told everybody. Probably to this day. She lied. She beat up fat, Joe. But I'm not going to hit a girl back.

14:13Jay Pharaoh:And she was just hooking on me. Joe. She told everybody she fucked fat. I'll fuck you up again, man. I was like, yeah, all right.

14:23Jadakiss:Joe, I'm going to let you know something. That wasn't a woman. She had a glizzy. That wasn't a woman.

14:31Jadakiss:But also, too, I grew up in the attitude era of WWE when The Rock was like, it was electric. So I used to do everything like The Rock, and he would talk smack. You know what I mean? My mother's from Brooklyn, too, Best. She's from Best Eye, if y 'all didn't know. And I've been coming up here, man, since I was five years old and staying in the summer. and everything. But back to what I was talking about. I used to impersonate The Rock so much that I did it in church. And it was this deacon. His name was Brother Randolph. Shout out to Brother Randolph. You know what I mean? Had a jerry curl, a cock eye, you know, a twinkle eye.

15:07Jadakiss:His eyes would be swimming all over the place, right? He got that peripheral view. Yeah, he could see you. He had the panoramic view. He could see everything.

15:18Jay Pharaoh:He got that shit like this. I'm watching you. He do the Bill Cosby coming out of court without doing it. That nigga, I like.

15:27Jadakiss:That nigga told me. Coming out of court. He told me one day, I'll watch you. I said, I know, nigga. You watching. You're watching everybody. No, no, we under the bill. Yeah. Full security, but I told him. I said, one day, I walked up to him like the rock. I said, here's what the rock's gonna do, jabroni. The rock is gonna take your Bible. He's gonna dust it off, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up, you're candy yams. He said, what did you say? I said, candy yams. He told my mother I said ass and then I couldn't watch wrestling for six months. Yeah, dog, that's what happened. And I didn't do it, you know, because I wasn't going to take the Bible and flip it and turn it up and put it up behind.

16:03Jadakiss:But at the same time, you know, I was the rock. But, you know, I was that kid that was always causing mishaps. But it was just an energy. I just liked to be liked. That's what it was.

16:16Jay Pharaoh:You know, it seems like for us, Saturday nights live, we're already shaking our ass in the clubs, right? But for white people, it feels like they're at home watching Saturday Night Live. Like that's club live for them every Saturday. Yeah, absolutely. Even Trump will come out and be like, hey, God talked about me today. Like it's a big fucking deal. Yeah. Right?

16:42Jadakiss:What was that like knowing the whole entire country is watching you? I mean, yo, I'm a 22-year-old at the time. I just got the job and the pressure was on, but I had done theater. I was used to the stage. I had been on the road with Charlie Murphy for three years. So, you know, shout out to him. Rest in peace. That was my uncle. You know what I mean? And it was a lot of pressure, but I was just having fun. And when I would kill, people were like, you killed. I'd be like, yeah, and that's what you're supposed to do? So it was like I was already conditioned for that. But when they knocked my confidence down a little bit and they started pulling my sketches, it kind of messed with me a little bit.

17:21Jadakiss:You know, I got into my head a bit. Like, maybe I'm not good enough, whatever. And I think I had to rise above that. And I did in the next couple of years and kind of started dominating. They gave me Obama. When I started doing that, it was kind of, that was a lot of pressure, but I got through it. And I think it was a classic. part of the show. You know what I mean?

17:46Jay Pharaoh:You know that's what it's all about. That's crazy. I did a... I don't know if I'm supposed to talk like this, but I did a deposition and a lawsuit the other day. And the man started breaking down when yo, you had a hit this year, but you ain't have a hit for five years at this time. And then you had a hit. And I'm like, yo, my man, like, what the fuck? Did you ever make a hit in your life? Do you know artists go through different chains. Sometimes, I remember my favorite rapper in the world, LL Cool J, I was always a fan. So even if LL made some shit that was like something like a phenomenon that nobody else fucked with, I fucked with it and understood it.

18:28Jay Pharaoh:But you know, he has albums where he was the hottest guy in the universe that he puts out an album where it's alright. Then he comes back with that. I think that's the journey of everybody, every artist. And, you know, some people just think you just wake up and make a hit or you wake up and you're the funniest guy in the world. I just think we got to go through different changes of learning ourselves and staying committed to the craft. Because sometimes you got to work through that shit.

18:59Jadakiss:That's not a... Like, yo, Michael Jordan got cut at first and he became the greatest. You know what I'm saying?

19:06Jay Pharaoh:I never heard that story.

19:08Jadakiss:High school. Yeah. He got cut. He got cut what? He got cut in the high school team. He didn't make it.

19:14Jay Pharaoh:Biggest loser in the world. He's in Chattanooga somewhere. Where's the guy who cut him in the high school team? He... Look how much it was on Mike's mind. He shot at him in the

19:25Fat Joe:Hall of Fame speech. That coach that cut me. Still.

19:31Jay Pharaoh:Let me tell you something. My brother Rich played. He coached 24 kids that went to the NFL. No bullshit. Even Coach Malachi, who's number one on Miami. Let me tell you something. There's this one kid, right? And he told me this story. He was like, y 'all, the guy was soft. He wasn't going nowhere. This, this, that. His parents used to argue with me like, yo, coach, put him in the game. So Rich thought he was whack. That draft night came. That boy got drafted 18 years later. He called Rich number. Coach Rich, yo, what's up? It's such and such. Yo, man, you said I'll never get to the NFL. Thank you, man, for making me tough, man.

20:12Jay Pharaoh:I'm in the NFL, man. Thank you, Coach Rich. Rich hung up the phone. I said, you motherfucker, you tell me that story about that kid all the time. He made it to the fucking NFL. I mean, you know, what's for you

20:24Jadakiss:is for you. You know what I'm saying? Look, there have been, when I was in school, there was many times. I started in high school doing comedy. Many people, like, how you gonna be a comedian? You can do voices, but you ain't making me laugh. I said, okay, nigga, watch. I just said, watch. And I kept going. And now they follow me on Facebook. Now they my friends and stuff. They was cool with me. She wasn't with me shooting in the gym. You wasn't with me shooting in the gym. You know what I'm saying? But you need that. When you can change people's perception like that, that's when it really counts.

20:55Jadakiss:And it means more to you. And then when you get the accolades and then the world gives you the acknowledgement, it's just that much sweeter, man. You know, I didn't, I wasn't the best impressionist at first. I mean, I sat in my car. I would listen to tapes back and forth. I would listen to Jay-Z until I sonically got that sonically. You couldn't, you couldn't tell the difference. I would listen to, I would be in the car listening to Cassidy and all this. I would listen to this stuff, man. So I worked and I kept going. And I said, I got to make it out of Virginia because a lot of people get stuck there.

21:28Jadakiss:It's a military town. You can get a family quick, and then you can get knocked off your pass, you know? So I didn't get knocked off my pass. Salute 757, baby, because we did it.

21:38Jay Pharaoh:Bad news, VA. Bad news. Yo, the mustache. You from Virginia? I'm from Bad News, Virginia. He said, you from Newport News?

21:46Fat Joe:I'm from Newport News, yeah. Get the fuck out of here. I went to Mike Fick's High School.

21:49Jay Pharaoh:Allen Robinson would have shaved that fucking mustache. You know, we got beat up in bad news. You know, your man AI never admits to that. We got beat up in bad news. He was up, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to beat up. Yeah, they got his birthday party. We went down there for his birthday party, wanted to fight in the whole fucking club. The whole club. Everybody who cheered us when we came in, when we pulled up in the Rolls Royce, they were like, Ali, boom, bye, yay, boy, running behind it. Next thing I know, they throwing bottles at us on the way out. Get the fuck out of here, bro. Nah, that's a tough town.

22:25Jadakiss:It's bad news, brother. Let's call it bad news for a reason. Yo, it's bad news, V8. That's a fucking tough town. Yeah, me mustache nose, I guess, nigga. I ain't never seen nobody prove it.

22:36Jay Pharaoh:Your mustache, you know you get shit caught in your mustache and all that, right? Like, when you eat, when you got a comb for your shit. I do. You know it. Come over and let them see your mustache. Come here. Because this guy. My friend, Pierre. My friend, Pierre. From Newport. I never let you.

22:58Jadakiss:Yo, look at the mustache. He put S-curl in his mustache. That's crazy, bro. Look at that. He look like every villain ever. That nigga go get his shit permed. Yeah, nigga. Yeah, you look like Charlie Chaplin, nigga.

23:17Jay Pharaoh:You said you look like a throwback. Raleigh Fingers. Raleigh Fingers. The white and black TV. That's a pull right there.

23:26Jadakiss:Raleigh Fingers was the shit. He laughed with subtitles, nigga. H-A, H-A, H-A. That was so funny.

23:36Jay Pharaoh:You want to know what's crazy is I used to watch these crime, I think, what was the series? It was the first 48 or something, but every time they showed like New Orleans or the South, they were talking English and they were throwing like subtitles on their shit. You know what I mean? New Orleans, and they throwing the fucking shit on the subtitles, like, the English shit, like, if it was another language, I'm like, what the fuck they got the subtitles on the shit for?

24:02Jadakiss:Yeah, cause you can't understand what they be saying, what they, what I'm called, what they, what they, what they, and all that, baby. What's up, baby? You be like, nigga, what did you say? I said, what up, baby? What up, baby? And then, how you doing? I thought I was talking. I spent, I was down there shooting a movie before COVID, a movie called All My Life I Did, and it was this, it was this little Louisiana dude, he was like, we had to call the waters out there for about five cents and everything. I said, nigga, I don't know what is going on. That's the South, though, man. They don't say points.

24:36Jadakiss:They say perints. Perints. They say perints. Perints. Perints. For points. For points. Perints. Just like Memphis. That's why they... What's that dude that went viral? What's his name? Was it Finesse Two Toms? Yeah. I ate noodles with no packing. You ate cereal with the canned myrrh. The powder myrrh. No myrrh. Waffles. No syrup. Jelly. No jelly. No bread. No jelly. Jelly no bread. I'm like, what? That's jam, nigga. Jelly no bread.

25:17Jay Pharaoh:Jelly no bread, right? If you go cereal, no milk. He said he had waffles, no syrup. When it was no syrup, he had jelly on the waffle. Oh, that's what he said. Yeah, that's... No jelly on the waffle. Jelly on the waffles still sound good. I mean, nah.

25:36Jadakiss:That sounds like you damn bad.

25:37Jay Pharaoh:Jelly on the waffle. Jelly on the waffle. It'll fight me all right. Nah, I'm going to give you the buck with you. Like, for a fat guy, that shit might have been a good experiment. I ain't tried that one. that's the jelly on the waffle is popping. What the fuck you talking about?

25:53Jadakiss:I'm a reformed fat kid, so I feel you, bro. You used to be fat? Yeah, I was a fat kid. I was bullied, too. You know what I'm saying? Like you. They used to play with my breasts. You know what they do. I ain't never do that to me. Oh, man. Oh, no, they do that to me. Hey, Joe, that's...

26:09Jay Pharaoh:Oh, no, they beat me up. They ain't do, they ain't grab my... Get the fuck out of here. Are you nuts? That's fat assault, Joe. that's assault right now. No, I'm telling you right now they play with your titties, man. That's a... That's where shoot is about. That would have been the first shooting massacre ever. That's a clap. I came back the next day with looking like Jeffrey Dahmer in this bitch or something. Like, you crazy? Yeah. They ain't violate me like that.

26:41Jadakiss:Yeah. It's messed up that was my father. But that's besides the point. Yo. You know what I'm saying? Nah, he did it too. Everybody did it. It was a thing. You never seen somebody do it. And then poke your stomach, call you Pillsbury,

26:53Jay Pharaoh:woo-hoo, and all that. That's cool. I'm telling you, I'm killing everybody. They play with me like that, I'm killing everything. I'm not. I'm not playing. Killing everything.

27:04Fat Joe:If they touch your nipples.

27:05Jay Pharaoh:Let me tell you. Yo, listen, you want the most pause ever? Listen, I always say to myself, I've been through depression. I've been through the roughest times of my life. I never once felt like killing myself. Getting locked up with it. Never once said, I do not believe I'm capable of suicide. If I went to jail, some guys raped me, don't worry about it. Don't worry. I'm killing myself. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. Oh, no, no, no. I'm not even getting revenge. I'm killing myself. I can't do it. Nah. Imagine playing with your titties. Come on. Nah,

27:46Jadakiss:you're not there.

27:47Jay Pharaoh:Yo, that shit crazy. Six seven? You're six seven. Niggas doing the six seven. I can't live. That shit be like the movie I'll pay the full. Anybody ever talk to me for this? Anybody ever said anything? They gotta go. Like, yo. They did, B. They did this crazy.

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33:02Jay Pharaoh:But, you know, I'm a reformed fat guy, too. You know, I'm not so fat, Joe.

33:07Jadakiss:Yeah, you fat. Yeah, you, hey, at one point when I was watching you and Pun, man, y 'all niggas, y 'all was half off. That was crazy. Yo. Y 'all niggas was. What? Half off. I said, wow, these niggas, he ain't even Fat Joe no more. This nigga is Husky Joe. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember the Husky section? Remember that? And Mark Lumory Ward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I used to go,

33:33Jay Pharaoh:a friend of mine, he was another fat guy. My man, Chef Mark. Yeah. And Chef Mark would come with me to Manhattan and we just, people watch.

33:43Jadakiss:Yeah.

33:43Jay Pharaoh:And he'd be like, yo, Joe, you know this ain't no old fat people. We fat. Like, we the real fat Joe, the real shit, boy. He was like, yo, it ain't no old fat people. He said, and we only 20 years old. He's like, you know, you die young fat. And I'm like, what do you mean? He said, it ain't no old fat people. We looking at thousands of people with Manhattan, Sixth Avenue. And I was just like, yo, at some point, we got to reverse this shit. We got to turn it around.

34:09Jadakiss:You know what I'm saying? Because, you know. Nigga, I had stretch marks on my eyeballs. It was crazy back in the back. It was wild, man. It's a fat kid, man. And look, man, it's hard. You know, it's hard fitting in a school when you shape like your sister. You know what I'm saying? It's real hard. You know what I'm saying? Let me tell you something, man. Yo. Fat Joey.

34:27Jay Pharaoh:You know, I was Fat Joey since I was born. Nah. That's Fat Joey since I'm two years. The first thing I ever heard somebody calling me was, Hey, Fat Joey. And since I was a fucking baby. Were you a big baby? Like you just. Yeah, I was a big. I was like one of the wrestlers used to impersonate. I live in the hood and I have blonde hair and green eyes and my whole hood is black. And I remember I used to go to Bodega and the man be like, what the fuck is this kid doing in this neighborhood?

35:00Jadakiss:And they would always, fat Joey, fat Joey. You was the first gentrified of your neighborhood.

35:05Jay Pharaoh:No, I'm fucking gentrified. I'm from the neighborhood, motherfucker. I'm saying like, the streets know me. These streets know me a hundred gigs. That shit crazy, man. But yeah. Yeah, that shit crazy. Fat Joey since I was born. So I guess I never felt like there was no way to offend me with fat jokes ever because I was Fat Joey since I was born. You can't come here and be like, you know, in our building, we got a thousand families. We got 145 families. Everybody got 10 kids. They in front of the building at 6 in the morning. talk about your mother, your dick that everybody got with you. This is a straight...

35:49Jay Pharaoh:Your mother got no teeth. Your mother's jabbled your heart. Your sister's a whore like this every day. To six in the morning in front of the projects. This is where we grew up at. So you even get a sense of humor.

36:06Jadakiss:Or your ass is out. Nah, that wasn't me. I was not. I was sensitive. I ain't care. I was a sensitive little nigga. you would say stuff about me, I'd be like, man, leave me alone. You know what I mean? Nigga was trying to fit in. So I was a sensitive. I was a sensitive nigga. I grew out of it. You know what I'm saying? You know. But I was sensitive to a little nigga. You know what I'm saying? You know this comedy thing, right?

36:28Jay Pharaoh:People don't realize how big comedy is. So I follow like Russell Peters and I watch him doing stadiums. We did Family Feud, Celebrity Family Feud we went up against Fuzzy, the fat Mexican guy. He sold out Dodgers Stadium. These comedians, you talking about doing shit? They doing shit. And everybody needs a laugh no matter what it is, what the temperature is out there. I noticed that comedians, you guys, once you get it going, I know it's a lot of struggle comedians. There's a lot of comedians out there right now hungry. It's fucked.

37:09Jadakiss:But if you make it, the success is... Well, listen, man. It was written in the books. And let me go back to being sensitive. Let me go back to being sensitive as a fat kid for one second. You know what I mean? Because nigga told me that I was so fat, I sweat chicken grease. I said, nigga, what? You ever had somebody say something to you, it was brilliant, and it hurts you, but it was brilliant, so you had to be like, yeah, my nigga, that was a good one. Yeah! I had to tell the nigga it was a good one. You know what I'm saying? Same thing. I got on Gilly the Kids. I got on Gilly the Kids Live. Shout out to Gil.

37:45Jadakiss:That's my dude. I got on this live and my hair was falling out at the time. Crazy. You know, I got money. I'm good, you know. But I got up there and the top was coming out and I wasn't wearing my helmet. That's what happened. You know, I have the helmet to get the electricity to your head. You know, you wake up your follicles and I wasn't using it. And somebody said, take your hat off. And I did. And the little nigga, kids are assholes. Little nigga said, pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing. I said, I ain't never doing this shit ever again. I don't know. I said, let me go ahead and put this joint back on.

38:19Jadakiss:So, you know, I've learned how to have, I learned how as older to have tougher skin. And you have to as a comedian. You know what I'm saying? Because then you can get to the level where you are at the stadiums, like Kevin Hart, Fluffy, yeah, like with Joe Coy. Joe Coy guy. He got to follow him. Russell Peters, absolutely, man. And I've watched these guys build it from the ground. Matt Reif, same thing. Same thing. Over the pandemic, he just kept going. And then it just worked out for him. But you have to be consistent. You can't be lazy in the game. Or you're just going to stay in the same place.

38:54Jay Pharaoh:You can't be lazy in no game.

38:56Jadakiss:Nah.

38:56Jay Pharaoh:So at the end of the day, it doesn't allow you to be lazy. And you know, shout out to Khaled, DJ Khaled. But I remember even after Khaled blew up, he started on the radio. That motherfucker could have had COVID, pneumonia. He would go. And I'd be like, yo, Kelly, you sick? Stay home. He'd be like, fuck that. Somebody ready to take my slot. He like, yo, the minute I don't come in, somebody coming right in, and they're going to do a better job than me and take my slot. And so you almost, even once you get to a level, you got to protect that slot. Absolutely. Yes? It's like, you got to protect that slot.

39:36Jay Pharaoh:That shit. That shit ain't got your team. What's up, Alavid? You ain't get them sneakers yet. That's your guy. Why you looking at me? Fuck you looking at me. Fuck you looking at me. Too tall to do with something. Too tall. I got some New Balance System boomer for you out there. Special package. Great beds and joints. Right there. I'm looking. Come on, everybody. What you do to conga? That's what put your foot up. They gave us some New Balance. some shits is the grease lightnings. Some shits got fire on that shit. You list, son. What are those? FP Jorno. That shit look like Coach Brown shits. Yo.

40:19Jay Pharaoh:Yeah, these are... The Oceans. Yeah, these are Swiss joints. Oh, those are special OC joints? My wife told me she wouldn't talk to me again if I wore them shits because that officially you give in to. I'm old. Because those are the most comfortable sneakers in the technically they're the most comfortable I'm going to take it down now you're looking like a nurse you're looking like a fucking nurse you're looking like a podiatrist I'm going to go ahead

40:49Jadakiss:take this down

40:50Jay Pharaoh:he pulled out the nursing he tried to start with the nursing shit man you lucky he ain't got his loafers on right now he done battled them shit hey we doing if you had your loafers two times we done battled them shit

41:05Jadakiss:We doing bad at VA right now. Him with the mustache and the damn shoes. We ain't good.

41:12Jay Pharaoh:Ladies, how y 'all let your man come out with the fucking nursing shoes, the bowling shoes right there?

41:17Jadakiss:Hey, listen, because your boy flat-footed.

41:19Jay Pharaoh:I was going to do it. Tell you something. I was going to do it one day because I know for a fact those are the most comfortable sneakers out.

41:29Jadakiss:Yeah.

41:29Jay Pharaoh:And my wife said, I ain't fucking with you. You wear them shits. like that's like moving to the middle of nowhere. Hey, giving up. You ever seen them towns, beautiful towns where you pass by, you drive by and you say, yo, this shit is amazing but you say people just come here to die. Like West Palm Beach? What they table tennis center or something? What the fuck they doing there? You ever drove past them towns where you be like, what are these people doing? There's not even a fucking bar around here.

42:01Jadakiss:I think there's a state.

42:03Jay Pharaoh:They just think they want to die.

42:04Jadakiss:No, there's a state called North Dakota. Yeah, like that. Yeah. Everybody just ready to. They just go to die. Like, they just go to die.

42:12Jay Pharaoh:They've been reading pamphlets all in life, North Dakota, and then they retire and they'll be like, all right, we're going to North Dakota. I was surprised. We went to Alaska. Not Alaska. We had a show. Was it Alaska? Some shit, but the people were very nice. What was that? Alaska? How should I know? I wasn't there. Me, Bow Wow, Rick Ross, and your man. Man, one of my dream guests. Somebody tell Kelly, you're Soulja Boy.

42:43Jadakiss:That's a wild tripling right there. What? You, Bow Wow, and Rick Ross. Y 'all were doing the show. And Soulja Boy. And Soulja Boy.

42:55Jay Pharaoh:How about I went to the steakhouse and they treated us? They were good, beautiful people. is what I'm trying to tell you. The nicest people in the world like the time somebody treated us.

43:05Jadakiss:Anchorage? Was it Anchorage? Anchorage. Yeah, yeah. Anchorage. Never been there. Studied about it. Never been there. No, no. Nice people. And the sun stay out all the time. He knew where it was at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never been there. Yeah, never been there. I hear about things. I never been there either. You know, when you got nurse shoes on, they tell you stuff, man. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They trust you. They trust you with their secrets. You know what I'm saying? That's like a born-again killer. You got them serial killer shoes on, bro. I'm a silent killer, baby. He got the born-again killer shit.

43:38Jadakiss:It'll line up. It'll line up, brother. DJ with Rick Ross, Bow Wow,

43:46Jay Pharaoh:and Ricky Rose.

43:49Jadakiss:Ricky, Rose, me, Fat Joe, chilling, having steak, chilling at Anchorage with white Alaskan women, but he can't touch. He can't touch because his wife would kill him. So I'll have all the coaching. Boss. Yeah, nigga. Boss. Boss. Boss, nigga. Boss. Boss. I did an impression of him. He hit me up. He said, yeah, I might think about it. It was about Rick Ross' furniture store. I did a skip. It's just a joint for my Instagram. I have all the furniture here, but you can't afford it. It's just for you to see because none of you niggas are in the tax bracket that I live. You was with the white boys. Nigga.

44:34Jadakiss:You know what I'm saying? So anyway, nigga hit me up. He might do it. Rick Ross's furniture store. He said, that's a good idea, nigga. I might have to do that. I said, yeah, nigga, you know, just give me a little bit percentage, you know. Come in and do it. You know, fun stuff.

44:48Jay Pharaoh:I personally, I personally have never seen a hostile like Rick Rose. Oh, my gosh. Personally. Snigger got oxygen. Rick Rose to do a show in Africa, a show in Dubai, where I know the numbers. He's getting big numbers, hundreds of thousands. And the next day, he's at a barn in Memphis, Tennessee, hosting it. I've never seen it. He won't turn a dollar down. I've never seen it. And I work hard, and I'll be looking at him. I'll be like, damn, bro. I just ain't. I didn't need to be 10 years younger to compete with Rick Ross. And then he throws a, you know, he buys the house from a van to Holyfield, which is foreclosure or something.

45:35Jay Pharaoh:And you like, damn, you sure you want to get in that Ross? And he turns it into, he throws an event there every year that pays for the, he already paid the house off with an event, a car show. Like, I never seen one. Like, I don't want people in my house. I don't no really I love everybody God bless everybody I don't I see my neighbors I'm pleasant I don't talk more than one minute it's a good couple across the street two Indian people he look like he wear them shoes too he look like he look like a doctor but they walk through and I'm nice to them they older than us but other than that I'm social everywhere I go, but I'm anti-social in my house.

46:23Jay Pharaoh:But Rick Ross would take 10 ,000 motherfuckers and put them in his house. Strangers. Yeah. You know, he had a ship like two years ago and found people there three, four days later on the other side of the ship. His house is that fucking big, bro.

46:38Jadakiss:That's crazy. That's crazy.

46:40Jay Pharaoh:But he found a way, you know, he's a big hustler, man. Salute Ross.

46:44Jadakiss:And I'm telling you, he got cattle. This nigga got oxen. My oxen. Nigga, what? You have oxen? You got a whole bunch of animals, man. Him and Cat Williams, they got a whole bunch of animals. You know what I'm saying? Cat bought a bunch of land too. Cat got a whole farm, bro. It's like a whole... He just got land. What you need to do, boo-boo, you need to learn how to take care of chickens, take care of cows, take care of livestock because the world is about to end, boo-boo. That's what's going to happen. Real stuff, you know? Yeah. Yeah, nigga. Well, I'm sorry. You know, it's me. You know, I do the voice, the Cat Williams.

47:23Jadakiss:We did a movie together. You see it? I'm not sure if I saw it.

47:27Jay Pharaoh:What's the name of the movie? It's called Two Minutes to Fame. You see, that shit flew right by me, man. Them two minutes. I technically get to see them shits like that. But yo, Cat Williams, he's hilarious too. You ever went through, I think right now, I just thought of that Outkast line where he said, My favorite rappers wasn't bringing it. This, this, that. You ever went through a time where some comedian you really love, just like, it wasn't that hot no more for... And you was like, damn. I can't say not hot, but just not working as much as they were.

48:07Jadakiss:And I think this is a ubiquitous feeling. Like, everybody wants Eddie Murphy to return to stand-up. Everybody. Because he's just that good, you know? Well, you think he'll be good now, 2026? Absolutely. Yeah, you think so? And yo, 2015, he got the Mark Twain. He got the Mark Twain Award. Yes. And he got up there and he did a bit and he killed. Eddie is connected. Eddie is watching everything. And I would hope one day that he would come back because, you know, he's only put out two specials. And he is arguably the biggest comedian ever.

48:39Jay Pharaoh:That's the problem. The problem is when you put out two ill Maddox, you don't want to come back all these years later and stink up the place. So I'm sure he's very conscious of like, if I come back that like, you know what Eddie Murphy's role was? I went, I always tell a story on the show. I went to the fucking shit with a hundred guys from my projects. Out of all a hundred guys, I'm the motherfucker got thrown out the movie theater.

49:03Jadakiss:And you were laughing so hard.

49:05Jay Pharaoh:So fucking hard. Do you know how hilarious that fucking shit, they threw me out. I was the asshole in the movie

49:12Jadakiss:theater. But let me ask you a question though. You think that You think Raw is better than Delirious? Because Delirious had everything in it. No, no, they all...

49:22Jay Pharaoh:What's the one with the red leather suit? That's Delirious. Oh, yeah. Delirious was just out of control.

49:27Jadakiss:Yeah.

49:27Jay Pharaoh:The one where he was talking about Rocky, the white boy at the... No, that was Raw when he did that. Yeah, some... Yo, that shit sound pause anyway. Raw and all this shit we talking about now. Get the fuck out of here, Raw. You so Delirious, you raw like... You talked about Glizzy's for seven minutes.

49:49Jay Pharaoh:We never said that Glizzy got stuck in his mustache. We didn't say that.

50:01Jadakiss:Eddie Murphy. And because he couldn't continue just because he passed away, Robin Harris. Robin Harris. I missed. Oh, my gosh, man. That one. Oh, look at him. I look at him. I look at him. Oh, this is a goddamn law. Ain't this a bitch. Look at it. Look at over here. He said, I got a job looking for one. I've been unemployed so long. I forgot what type of work I was looking for. He said, ah. He said, baby. He said, shit, and Pample's a walking at the same time. Yo, Robin Harris, Bernie Mac, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle. They're my top five. Oh, no. Chris. And honest to God. And you can't even say prior because prior inspired everybody.

50:46Jadakiss:Prior is up here. But those five guys, sound like Fat Joe now. Those five guys, those five guys, legendary, legendary. We was in Harlem. There was a polar bear. Strapped with the, with the Arnold Schwarzenegger chop. I'm talking about the big jaw. Yeah. And then it snowed. Like, nigga, no, it didn't happen. Did I not tell you that Tupac's your call? I watched Tupac.

51:17Jay Pharaoh:There you go. I watched Tupac fight an African with a sword. When they used to sell the blue leg tapes. Yeah. I watched Tupac walk on 125th and was snatching all his tapes off his shit. And an African pulled out the sword. You for real? I swear to God. and Tupac beat the shit out of him and took the sword off of him. In the middle of 125th. He chopped his neck off. No, he ain't chopped his neck off. I ain't say that. That's you guys trying to take it to some other shit. I seen him fight a motherfucker to motherfucking pull out a sword. Tupac was on his pan in the mouth.

51:58Jadakiss:Now, all right, okay. Pause. Yeah, pause. Did you see Tupac fight Michael Jackson? Did you ever see that? Because they say that happened. I don't know. I don't know if it was real. I got a scrap with MJ. You scrapped with him?

52:14Jay Pharaoh:You heard that too? That's a bullshit. I know my man, my man, JR, rest in peace. Anyway, I can't say. One of my guys, he's just a nice guy. He had a story. JR Reitinger, he passed away, but he got... Uh-oh, that's the guy. That man said, one day, Mark Anthony was arguing with J-Lo in his house. and he got scrapped with Marquette. That was his... Yo, then he gets J.R. J.R. had a scrapped with Marquette. Yeah, breakfast, lunch, and dinner, Thanksgiving, Halloween. He would always come, fucking Marquette, you trying to talk to me. Like, I'm like, yo, my man, you got to sit down. J.R., yeah, he had one of them stories.

52:57Jay Pharaoh:That's pretty... In Puerto Rican community, that's crazy. But you talking about J.R.

53:01Jadakiss:Ryder from Dipset?

53:02Jay Pharaoh:No, Ryder. Okay, cool. I thought you said Roddy. Billionaire. He passed away, man. He's my mentor, man. You know what I'm saying?

53:10Fat Joe:J.R. Ryder would have had a fight with Mark Anthony.

53:15Jadakiss:He would have called the dips up, nigga. J. Wells would have been in the building. Friggin' Cam would have been there, nigga. Everybody would have been there, nigga. I thought you said J.R. Ryder. You said J. Ryder, the billionaire. Okay, cool. Nigga, I'm a fam.

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57:09Jay Pharaoh:You think they would have did better at the versus kiss if they would have put the playlist a little bit better? Because Dipset got some shit, Man, like, you think they would have did better if they would have put the list, if they would have took it more professional? They could have put some of the, they left out a lot of shit that I was expecting. I think they could have. You was expecting they was going to break? Yeah, it was, when we did the rehearsals, they didn't play a lot of the songs that we thought they was going to play.

57:39Jadakiss:Hey man, you destroyed. Nigga, you killed. My nigga, you causing a distraction. You told them niggas you causing a distraction. shit. I said, yo. And he started rapping. Oh, man. Nigga, y 'all's freestyles, both of y 'all specifically, I've been listening to your high school, 05 mixtapes. And I think it was all on a mixtape I heard y 'all. It was a mixtape going against I think 50 or something. It was like a 50 mixtape and it was a 50 this and oh, no. Okay. Niggas getting, okay, tension. I see knee shaking. Maybe I stop talking about it, nigga. Nah.

58:13Jay Pharaoh:I'm gonna go ahead. Nah, because I'm trying to get in the TV show, man. I want to be in a TV show but y 'all cool and

58:23Jadakiss:we are cool and let me ask you a question though wasn't all of that just propped up for numbers no no no

58:32Jay Pharaoh:this was a physical somebody might have died behind that shit oh man that's why I thank God everybody squashed and everybody walked away good it was just no way you know he's too much of a tough guy we from the same town. I think I'm tough. It was, that shit was sparks flying. Wherever we would have seen each other, it would have been like, do you smell what the rock is cooking? Like, that shit had to go down. Or you couldn't have, you know, you wouldn't be able to have a reputation. If you saw 50 Cent anywhere in New York City and at the time of that beat and Terror Squad and 50 and them, it didn't go down.

59:12Jay Pharaoh:Like, it almost went down at the MTV Awards. It had to go down. If it didn't go down, he would walk away like he's all mouth and fat Joe. It was terrible. It was a terrible situation. Thank God it's peaceful. Everybody gets along. Shout out to Tony Yayo and Uncle They got that real report. You know what I mean?

59:33Jadakiss:Y 'all just is crazy. I'm sorry, bro. I didn't know. No, no.

59:37Jay Pharaoh:It's all good. We family. Everybody's love. But that was a serious situation.

59:43Jadakiss:You know? a kid from the birds it was very entertaining oh no it was y 'all niggas was going at each other that was dope

59:55Jay Pharaoh:until 50 Cent I had never witnessed disrespect, I had never felt nobody in front of me, behind me pause, pause, pause I never I never witnessed disrespect so to me it was like shocking you know it was like yo shocking shout out to A.B. in the building Chris Lighty you know he discovered me and 50 and when he passed away we seen each other at the funeral and that broke the ice and he always wanted us to squash the beef and then that's why we you know squash the beef.

1:00:30Jadakiss:That's beautiful though man.

1:00:32Jay Pharaoh:Yeah yeah yeah.

1:00:33Jadakiss:You know the fact that you can the fact that you can get past your differences no matter how controversial things are and you can get back to the art. That's what it's about.

1:00:42Jay Pharaoh:Nowadays, if you don't get past it, the feds will show you how to stay present in that motherfucker, huh? That motherfucker will put you Rico in one second, huh?

1:00:51Jadakiss:Check on Diddy. Check on Diddy. Is that a curse word here? I can't say that.

1:00:57Jay Pharaoh:I'm just... Look, Kiss, you got the same look. I seen some shit. Yo, Kiss, I seen some shit. They said Diddy's planning this coming home party. That shit is AI, man. That shit is fake. That was AI? Yeah. You think it's fake that Diddy won't throw a party? Diddy want to have a sandwich and hug his kids and sit his ass down when they let him out.

1:01:21Fat Joe:He's going to have a party. Not soon as he get out. He's going to take a bath and get fried chicken and something. He's going to sit down with his little love.

1:01:29Jay Pharaoh:You know he had that soul food sundaes.

1:01:31Jadakiss:He's going to his house to eat all that soul food. But my question is, is he going to have a party or is he going to have a party party?

1:01:47Jadakiss:You got a rap album? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Dropping, man. Actually, it's dropping on... It's May the... Not May. June the... When is Iceman coming? It's June 15th. June 15th is dropping. June 15th, my next single. June 15th?

1:02:04Jay Pharaoh:I thought it was May 15th, the Iceman.

1:02:07Jadakiss:Iceman? 12th. June 12th. My fault. June 12th and my next single is dropping May 15th. That's what it is. What's the name of your album? It's called The Odyssey. Yeah, man. Why The Odyssey? Because the character that I am playing because it's a whole backstory for this character. So he's he was given power to like find another planet and then this planet's like it's a diamond planet so we've got to bring the economy back and he gets all this notoriety and he's got all this power. Man, you got to tell

1:02:39Jay Pharaoh:don't ask it with this album. You're saying we, the normal person got to understand that the Odyssey guy is coming from another planet from this and this and that. They don't even have to. They use drugs to listen to that shit. Well, no, no.

1:02:50Jadakiss:They don't even got to do that because the music and the character is synonymous to who I am because it's like me in another dimension almost because I was young, got a lot of money, figured it out, had a lot of access, but I realized that, you know, that wasn't the most important thing because when you get those things, man, it's not going to fulfill you. The most important thing is having love in your life and having God in your life. That's what it is. And that's what he discovers. So that's what the album is about. And that's the journey of it. You know, this journey of life,

1:03:23Jay Pharaoh:man, is so crazy, right? Because when you come from nothing, you want it. And now, when you get to my age and you look back and you just be like, yo, man, I was just way too young for them to give me all that money. I swear to God. At the time, I felt like King Kong, like, yo, we got it. It just, thank God I never used drugs or abused alcohol or something, because I'd have been underneath some shit right now. Like, it was like this shit, you know, you get all that money if you getting high too, like, that must be out of control. So, with me, I think that's the only thing that saved my life to this day that I wasn't on drugs.

1:04:07Jay Pharaoh:because I'm a very addictive personality. So if I was to gamble, I don't gamble. If I was to gamble, I'd be dead broke. If I was to be getting high, I'd be, forget it. I would have probably smoked the big, I would have went to fucking Antarctica and got the biggest rock and crack you ever seen in your life. I would have been breaking records. Niggas would have been like, yo, Fat Joe got the Iceman's coach in his house. He's smoking. What is it like game show hosting?

1:04:40Jadakiss:What is it like? How do you like that? What's going on, tell us? No, no, no. Game show hosting is cool because you actually, well, you have to think off your dome, of course, and you get a chance to connect with people. And you can't fake that on television. You can see connections. Like, when people are nervous, it is your job as the host, calm them down, make them comfortable. Because, you know, you could be down on my show. You can have three family members that you just lost to the balls for us. they got knocked in the water and then you could be on edge like I don't know if I could come back

1:05:11Jay Pharaoh:you throw some fucking flags at this guy off the dome, three in the water like yo, what's up? you're not on your flag shit today my shit ran out this motherfucker threw like seven flags right now you're usually the king of flags off the dome like dicks in the water like get the fuck pause, pause, hey, hey ain't nobody do that you could lose three family members your butthole would be like, what the fuck? Oh, man. I don't know. When did you say any flags on this? I don't recall. This nigga's a pause machine. I don't recall saying any of that. Yo, this is crazy. If I catch him, if I catch him, he's a pause machine.

1:05:54Jay Pharaoh:Like, this guy, wait till you watch this episode back home, you're going to be like, damn, I missed it. Yeah, we're going to see it.

1:06:00Jadakiss:Yeah, you did a lot of butt talking.

1:06:02Jay Pharaoh:I always... Hey, now I did some glizzy talk, but let me tell you something. I always say, oh, so let me, let me, we did Celebrity Family Feud. Yeah, yeah. The part where you turn around and be like, name how many people in the thing? Yo, it's a thousand people there. Yeah. And you got to think of the, that shit is nervous Nelson. Like you, yo, it's really a fucking audience of 500 ,000 people. and you got to come up with, oh, what do you like in the bathroom? What do you do? That shit is hard, bro. I was up in there like, Sunday.

1:06:44Jay Pharaoh:Chicken. Like, that shit is hard, bro. Now I know what the people, people at home don't realize with them people that, that kind of stress that they going through, like coming up with that, you know, survey says that. Not the one with you, with your family and all, like who gives a fuck? But when you go out there on that dolo mission. Yeah.

1:07:04Jadakiss:That shit crazy. You know what? You would actually like, you would like my show because it's like Family Feud cross a wipeout. If you ever get a chance. We're in our third season now, man. We're doing, we're doing very well. I appreciate everybody for checking it out. You know what I mean? Y 'all do some levy? How can I get on? Now we've expanded it. You can be up there. As a matter of fact, as a matter of fact, all D, like D Block could come on the show, bro. The whole D Block. I'm going to set that up. I'm going to set that up.

1:07:32Jay Pharaoh:I always said that I want to be like Steve Harvey. I tell him in this face. I told him. Are you halfway there, nigga? No, no, no, no. I'm fucked up. I'm more than halfway there.

1:07:44Jadakiss:Talked about my shoes, nigga. I had to say something.

1:07:48Jay Pharaoh:Tell you something. No, no, go, go, go, go, go. I done my rounds, like, shopping the show. How about this, kids? I done my rounds in L.A. shopping the show one time. and so we go to all of them like one is Paramount one is the other you know how you gotta you need permission to get in absolutely how about every single one I went to they had a space there that said Steve Harvey right in the front in every studio one had a Rolls Royce you go to the other one Rolls Royce this motherfucker getting so and this 15 years ago you know how much money Steve Harvey getting so imagine you go to Def Jam this one that one that one everywhere you go the motherfucker got the front office.

1:08:31Jay Pharaoh:Where you going? It's a smart car. That motherfucker getting that bread, man.

1:08:35Jadakiss:He's got like 15. He's got like 15 shows. They're all syndicated. That's what you want to do. The goal is to get to 100 episodes so it can... Hello!

1:08:52Jadakiss:Get to 100 episodes and then you're just... You're good, bro. You know what I mean? And it's all about that syndication. Get the syndication money. He talked... That's my uncle right there. Steve Harvey is my uncle. I can call him up, talk to him. Hey, boy, this is what you need to do, boy. This is what you need to do, boy. You got to get your business lined up and you make sure you bury your money, boy. Don't let these white people take your money now. He said that. Real talk. Real talk. But he's so successful because he knows how to move, maneuver, and he knows once you do one show, like you're saying, people with sick work ethic, like you were talking about, DJ Khaled, like you were talking about, Rick Ross.

1:09:32Jadakiss:You have that type of mindset. You can do 15 shows. You will keep going. Your whole family will be able to eat for the rest of forever.

1:09:41Jay Pharaoh:You know what's crazy is I met Steve Harvey for the first time in Abu Dhabi preseason, and I told him. I said, so he's like, yo, I love your podcast. He said, you and Kiss the Gentleman. I said, yo, I want to be like you. I seen his eyes. his eyes opened up. He couldn't believe maybe another man was telling him some shit. I said, yo, man, I want to be like you, man. You successful, man. You the guy that I want to be like. And I seen him. He was taking like, oh, shit. I guess everybody, people hold shit in. I'll tell you the truth. Like, fuck it, man. You are the prototype. I don't give a fuck.

1:10:24Jay Pharaoh:Yo, listen. I heard we have music.

1:10:28Jadakiss:Odyssey off the Odyssey project. You got something? Absolutely. I've been rapping longer than I've been doing comedy, so it just happened to... Comedy was just a thing that popped first. I used to battle. I did all of that stuff. So I'm telling you.

1:10:40Jay Pharaoh:Shout out to my brother, Shaw, because he reminded me of me and Shaw when he was in junior high. He liked Dana Dane. I liked Slick Rick. Always argue every day going on the bus to school, like, yo, Slick Rick is better than Dana Dane. He'd be like, yo, Dana Dane, Slick. That's the fun hip-hop shits You know what I'm saying? Yo, which one we playing, James?

1:11:04Fat Joe:Turn it up, man

1:11:13Fat Joe:I'm a pretty handsome motherfucker Money bank teller World is my worship, baby Call it Rockefeller You can own that You can own that You can own that I could put you on that Got the smoothest scent smellin' No pillow talk, I'm gentlemen

1:11:30Jadakiss:A pretty mother sucker, really ain't nobody better

1:11:33Fat Joe:But you on that You can on that I could put you on that You can on that I said shut it like a damn Can I be your man?

1:11:42Jadakiss:I want some babies in your oven Baby, marriage plans How about it cater to the best time I'm a cookin' man? And let me put this big old nine up in your diaphragm You goddamn lyin' if you thinkin' that he better than me I'm old school baby like your grandma's book of recipes I got that 42, it's pouring in, it's Julio Tequila friends up in me, Casa, that's me amigo That body shit got get the taste, she crock the holy gold She take the off and then I'm poking like Pinocchio Massages come as mandatory, I'll just let you flow I bubble bath the hell is this some of the strongest dope I'm a pretty handsome motherfucker, money bank teller

1:12:24Jay Pharaoh:He got his hype man back there, look. It's your hard dog. Creative like a motherfucker. Thank you, brother. Drink this 1800. To the album, Modesty. Salute.

1:12:52Fat Joe:Oh yeah, yeah, you got me. Oh yeah, yeah, you got me, baby.

1:13:00Jay Pharaoh:Fucking vibe. Yo, Jay. Yo, Jay.

1:13:07Fat Joe:Oh yeah, yeah, you got me. Go to the next one.

1:13:12Jay Pharaoh:Let me tell you something, boy. That's your love. It's a vibe. Starting to understand. It's a vibe. That's a fucking vibe. I get in the car and I'm driving. I'm going to super understand that shit.

1:13:28Jadakiss:That's a fucking vibe. And look, you didn't have to be high to understand it. You know what I'm saying? I don't get high. That's a lie how people say they got to get high to make music.

1:13:40Jay Pharaoh:That's a fucking lie. I've been sober my whole life and put shit out the park. You know what I'm saying? Let's go, Jason. What's this one called?

1:13:49Jadakiss:Speak for yourself. It's the man.

1:13:51Jay Pharaoh:No, no. Now I know you need that Maserati Jack. You know what I'm saying? Get the system going.

1:13:58Jadakiss:Oh, this one right here?

1:14:00Jay Pharaoh:Maserati Jack. Get you out of here. Hooking up.

1:14:06Fat Joe:Hey. Got a lot of chicken like a father bar

1:14:11Fat Joe:It's time to get shit bopping Can she roll up in a star or no?

1:14:21Jadakiss:Yeah, I say fuck what that hater say Ay, we ain't even need your participation Lobster with the tail, I'ma need a steak I can get a portion but not a weight Swear, the only time I'm losing is my body weight Lot of dollars in my pocket, that's a different way You made your bed, you can go and lay You made your bed, you just go and lay I keep up in the womb, you ain't never seen this before I got women that small, willing to picture me like a vote I keep spelling the alphabet, but I be on a rope I'm bustin' markin' all these chickens, I can get to the go These girls are picture me, I do it well, I know this shit flow I just have my pick of the litter, it ain't mean I'm broke Oh, you trippin' again, baby, ain't no sweat off my brow Get to switchin' wild, now a nigga back on the brow

1:15:05Jadakiss:Goddamn, I'm the man. Hey.

1:15:16Jadakiss:Goddamn.

1:15:28Jadakiss:Bitch, I'm the man in this motherfucker. Bitch, you can't stand with a motherfucker. Better try to make a friend with the smokestud Here we go Bitch, I'm the business ass God is up as witness I've been washing all these bitches Watch some bitches, wash my dishes I ain't never lacking vision 2015, no prescription Then my D is in addiction Like I'm Puffy Daddy did it I'm a steaming chugger engine Sit your ass bitch down, I'm leadin' I'ma beat it, I'ma beat it Till the ass gotta delete it Hey, hey One question Who the motherfuckin' leader? Ice cold! Ice cold and still deep

1:16:03Jay Pharaoh:We can ride with that. Ride the ball.

1:16:10Fat Joe:It's time to get shit.

1:16:13Jay Pharaoh:Pop, yeah.

1:16:15Fat Joe:Is she running with a star or not? Up, what the niggas say. Up, up, up, what the niggas say. Do it, do it. Up, what the niggas say. Up, up, up, what the niggas say. Do it, do it, do it. Up, what the niggas say.

1:16:31Jay Pharaoh:Yo, James. y 'all my G listen you are fucking talented bro get that Odyssey album man

1:16:39Jadakiss:you are fucking talented bro look and I'm telling y 'all man when I say I listen I listen to lyrics I like you two are lyricists man and I appreciate that nah that shit crazy

1:16:51Jay Pharaoh:that shit that's a great project I'm downloading that motherfucking Odyssey me personally and I need that in the system you know I go on long drives and shit You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, for sure. It's cold and still.

1:17:06Fat Joe:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:17:09Jay Pharaoh:I'm drinking like a body bomb. That shit hard right there, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you. Snackin'. Listen, man. That's very talented. This ain't that. That ain't this. Crack and kiss. Make some noise to Jay Pharoah, y 'all.

1:17:27Jadakiss:My God. Appreciate you, my brother.

1:17:30Jay Pharaoh:Thank you. I'm getting that album, bro. Bro, you're very talented, brother. Thank you. Jay, real quick, before you leave, you got to give us your best kiss and your best Joe impression. Okay.

1:17:39Jadakiss:Well, you know, it's similar to the paint stripes under your eyes. Yo, they need to do a Tickle Me Jada. If the nigga was getting tickled, it'd be like... And then these... I told you these guys, it's always guys. Five guys, 15 with glizzies.

1:18:05Jay Pharaoh:15 guys with glizzies. Joe and Jay the show. Let's get to it, baby.

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