“Skinny” Joey Merlino on Philly’s mob history, RICO cases, WILD prison stories & his LEGENDARY cheesesteaks

25:24Fat Joe:these girls are fucking everybody don't make shit up their breast of the girl just to fuck her what do they gonna do to get their freedom you know how many guys I met they was like yo man up in my seat. This is my sneaker store. They'd be like, yo, your man such and such, he owns the store, right? I'm like, huh? Yeah, y 'all, he's saying he owns the store. You know, lies a lie. I was with one bum motherfucker. That nigga told this girl one time, we on tour. We in San Chope. He tell her, girl, yeah, you know, we're going to see J-Lo later. I said, yo. Yo! All right, now. Trying to get in some girl's pants.

26:02All right. But don't take it, Don't say you know J-Lo when you're going to see it because you fucking lie. I had to tell him in front of the girl. You're fucking lying. You don't know no fucking J-Lo. You blew his whole night. What the fuck is your problem? What blew his night?

26:17Fat Joe:No, you blew his whole night. Look at J-Lo, my sister. You don't even know her. You never looked at her in your life. Because of me, they might believe it. And you telling this girl, Sancho Pei, y 'all, I'm going to see J-Lo later. You're my man. I don't need J-Lo to hear no shit or nothing. like, yo, shut the fuck up. You don't know her. It's like that shit they got now. They got some shit on Instagram, a spoof, where the guy's telling the guy, yo, when the girls come over, man, just play along and the girl comes over. You say, yo, remember the time the guy's pistol whipped your wife, smacked the shit out of you, took the candy out your son's mouth, and I had to come shoot eight motherfuckers in the middle of the street.

27:00I gave your wife the chain. I took off of them, so she can have a little kiss of you, brother. Shit, the guy's like this.

27:07Fat Joe:What the fuck are you talking to? What the fuck are you talking to?

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33:14Fat Joe:How long they had it and how long did they been using it for the wrong day? I know, like, listen, not everybody in jail is innocent. I know a lot of guys. I know three, four guys right now. Marty Tassetta, he's in 33 years dead innocent. 33 fucking years, they're all in the mouth. Then there's two guys at Vic Arena. There's a guy, he's 93 years old, in a wheelchair, dementia, bad heart and blind. He's got 35 years and let him home. Let him go home and die with his family. I won't let him home. Motherfuckers. I just saw that shit the other day. There was a guy who went in there for a body and I watched the judge and the lady told him, she said, sir, Mr.

33:53Such is that your last breath will be in jail. That was her shit telling me. You know what I get the problem with? the fucking police and all this. We respect the police. I performed for them last week in Madison Square Garden. We did the policeman's ball. But let me explain something. Oh. I want to know why when they get caught, they kill themselves. They can't be the time. They wake up. Imagine you wake up every day. Your job every day is to throw somebody in jail. Yo, high five. She's going for 15. Yeah. We got this mother. Yo, let's rush in the house. The minute the motherfuckers slip on a banana peel,

34:37Fat Joe:this shit ain't even no real time. They got three years. They kill themselves on the stop. Why they can't do the time? Because everybody in there is waiting for them. Bullshit. Why you can't do the time? My thing is, all right, you got me. Or you got to prove that you got me. And I got to get my lawyer. We got to get this together. We got to do what we got to do. You mean to tell me when you get in trouble, you gotta kill yourself you can't handle what you're doing to people every imagine every single day your job is to put people in jail I can't imagine and the minute you get locked up or you're about to get locked up you kill yourself sick how they do it too I had a motherfucking when I was in a hole they had me in a hole for like 8-9 months in Farrington and this fucking psychiatrist would come by.

35:32Fat Joe:I'd be sleeping. And he'd kick the door like to wake me up. Every day, wake me up. I said, listen, motherfucker. Don't wake me the fuck up no more. No, I got to check on. Fuck you, I'm fine. Every day with the fuck, he coming to suit on the... I told him, if I put you in here for one day, you'd hang yourself. You'd kill yourself. Yeah. Leave me the fuck alone. Fucking keep on my mind. That's in you, man. Yeah. Oh, that's in you. No, no, I don't even think that's right. They do that to make you go crazy. They're trying to break you. Listen, motherfucker. They'll break you in a fucking, you in a solitary confinement.

36:04Did you go in the hole when you was in? Hell no. That shit, that shit. But like, I would. I would. But if I went in the hole, what the fuck I'm going to do? Spit bars, nigga. I'll be Tupac, LL Cool J, J.K. I'll be spitting in the world. I'll be like, yo, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious shit, nigga. I'll be wrapping my ass off in a fucking solitary confinement.

36:30Fat Joe:They do it all night. Marion had bars. They used to bang, boom, and fuck all night. They got you. What the fuck you got to do? You got to stay sane. That is possibly the worst thing you can do to a human being on the planet Earth. People ask me, what was the hole like? I said, lock yourself in your bedroom with no phone and no TV. That still ain't it. At least you know if you barely suffer enough, you go get the drop of candy juice. Over here, you ain't getting shit. No, the box is the box. The box is meant to break you down in a different fucking way. It's not human. It's for like lab rats. Not meaning like snitches.

37:10Lab rats. And even make them fucking rats go crazy. Let me ask you one thing. You're in the, not you. You're in the mafia. Alleged mafia. you put in your work you this this that whatever the case may be you get caught you know not to tell what you told what makes you come outside in front of a podcast and act like you're still a gangster you're still a member of that

37:44Fat Joe:snuff gets threatened every day every day your poor snuff I see snuff on my You're an innocent bison. I see stuff. I see everybody. Come on, crack. Everybody cursing. Let me hear this. I'm going to smash his head. I see him. I'm going to run him over every day. If we said that, I could be locked up in a minute. They got a license. They got a license. Yeah, but you're not listening to me, Joe. Joe, this happens to you every day. So you're so numb to it. Okay, I snitch, right? Joe snitch, this, this, that. I'm going to live in Arizona or in a fucking barn somewhere. you'll never see me again protect what that shit witness protection something what are you doing with the camera acting like you're the same guy that used to walk in the restaurant in Brooklyn and kiss people on the cheeks and act like you're respected and that you still there talking like you're a gangster that blows my mind people support them too in a major way I don't know.

38:48Fat Joe:They love it. See that? What's the guy that snitched? What's his name? Joey A-like? Johnny A-like? Johnny A-like. Johnny A-like. He's a snitch. Yeah. They support him. And I see his Instagram sometimes because the algorithm and they be like, hey, Johnny, you looking good. I'm like, yo, what happened? I thought these guys were banished. They're like fucking Ben Laden. Yeah. Get out of here. Oh, crazy. Save me the bull. That motherfucker killed 19 people. Moved to Arizona. sold ecstasy to the whole fucking every college got another 20 years got out again now he just molested his fucking the girls that work for him in his show in his studio he molested two of them they're suing him he's a predator he's a fucking nut just kill it they should just kill him but they keep on getting chances over and over over and over you know I got a sad story about Sammy the boy I'm in the club one night he was hanging out with Sammy no

39:47I'm in the club one night And the security said We on, you know, we doing it You probably was there too Oh, I was I'm trying to tell you I'm on top of the couch We listening to music I got the whole crew We chilling And the security comes over And says, hey This girl's trying to come Into your section I look over there Sammy the Bull's daughter I said, oh, she can't come He says, huh? I said send me the boy she can't come to my section you're fucking crazy I seen him go back and tell her it broke her heart she didn't tell but she walked away like yo like you can't fuck are you fucked I mean I thought that's what it was like when you tell your whole family's cursed

40:31Fat Joe:yeah walk with your head down they don't even care about their family though like you know what I mean they know to like they don't even give a fuck about their family that's what like low life motherfuckers they are How hard is it to fly straight? And do you think to this day that you're trying to...

40:54Oh, shit. That was a good one. He's fucking selling cheesecake. Cheesecakes. No, no, yeah. I mean, he did his time. He came out. I see him in fucking Ritual. He's finding his fucking business. Are you fucking kidding me?

41:06Fat Joe:They hate me. I had fucking... I think I had four Rico cases. I don't even know what the fuck Rico is. I have four cases. this racketeer yeah right I don't the jury don't understand I know a guy that got arrested one time in the Rico case he was the mechanic I went to high school he did 10 years all he was was a mechanic he never sold the drug he never this he used to fix their cars right and they fucking locked them up he was fixing the cars that was transporting the drugs that's what happens no but it's I had a friend of mine who had a case, Eddie Brandino. When the jury was deliberating, they asked the judge what co-defendant's Rico.

41:50Fat Joe:They thought Rico was a co-defendant. It's the fucking law. They thought it was a guy. They said, which one's Rico? Ain't no fucking Rico here. Oh, I always say they named Rico after the Italian guy. Yeah. So Rico, just classify to us what Rico means just for the people watching. What does that mean? A group of people? Racketeering influence, a corrupt organization. Corrupt organization That's what I mean Rico That's what Rico stands for We don't talk about bad stuff But they They recently Knocked up a rapper Who's the first one ever With no co-defendants And they charged him with Rico Rico One person Would he talk to himself?

42:28Fat Joe:I knew I knew as soon as he got charged He did it They charged him with Rico By himself He beat that easy He beat that easy He charged him by himself Yeah there you go He got fucked No I'm saying With Rico He got He wasn't even supposed to have Rico case. Fuck that Enrico case. By himself. But when they charged him with that, I thought some other good brothers was going to get caught up in the shit. They were going to bring them in. Right. You know what I'm saying? Because I'd never seen a one human being, a person getting charged with that. I got locked up on a Enrico case in New York, Southern district in 2016 at 46 co-defendants.

43:04Fat Joe:I knew four of them. Yeah. Wow. I never seen the people in my life. The other fucking 42. I never seen them. And they all said you was the boss, huh? I'm the only guy who went to trial. They all pled. I went to trial. I got a hung jury, but the judge hated me, that motherfucker. He won't let me play my tapes. And then I pled. I'm the only guy who went to... No, I got two years from making a bet. No. Making a bet. Making a bet. A bet. The whole world would be locked. Have you ever seen guys disappear, meaning you don't wish bad on nobody, but, hey they lock us up Snuff is there I'm there Jadakiss there he's there Johnny ain't with us in the cell like have you ever been in that situation where you just like yo what happened to Johnny like but you're not telling on Johnny you don't wish him bad but yo where the fuck is Johnny he was splitting the money with us every night I was on trial for robbing an armored car me and this guy Richie Brougham now we started trial we picked the jury his lawyer made his opening statement and my lawyer made you know His lawyer got upset.

44:08Fat Joe:He got an alibi. He was in a casino in Atlantic City. He never robbed the armored car. The next day was a holiday. There was no court. The next day we had court. I go into court. We got starts like 930. We're in a hallway like nine o 'clock. I'm like, where the fuck's Richie at? He ain't there. The lawyer get up, the judge said, oh, Mr. Verong is cooperating now. He's with the federal government. You flipped him. I should have never. I fucked up. The lawyer fucked up. The lawyer asked for a mistrial. I should have never asked for it. you know we gave him time they postponed it and they told him what to say my lawyer can't kill them you were here yesterday saying you had an alibi now you're what i'm talking about it's not that i know richie barone told yeah he told no guys yeah i've been in situations where we're in a cell and where the fuck is johnny like we're all there everybody's there the morning shift the afternoon shift the night shift the table where the fuck is this thing if I'm on the phone I'm obviously talking to him like where's him he's a cooperator he's with them he's a what he called a confidential informant where he just don't go to jail he don't go to jail man you can't throw dirt one thing I don't do one thing I don't do cause it was done to me right back in the days we counting money, a lot of money.

45:35Right? This shit made me cry. Cry. Because it's like five of us, we counting a lot of money. And my brother was divorced. And it was like$5 ,000 we thought was missing. And out of the whole six people counting money, my brother looks at me like, yo, Joe, how you going to take the$5 ,000? Yo, man, I start crying like a baby. I said, you think I stole from you? It's my own brother, rest in peace. you think i stole from you all these fucking derelict motherfuckers in here and you thinking me it's six we counted it again we found the five that taught me to never accuse if it's a cleaning lady in my house is anybody i will not accuse you if i don't catch the fucking bear trap on your hand i want i just won't i know how it made me feel but getting back to what you said they're

46:27Fat Joe:confidential informants. They never get arrested. They work. They make $80 ,000 a year. It's a career? No, it's a career. Yeah. There might be 100 ,000 of them in New York. They're all over. Philly, they never get locked up. I just want you to know original terrorist squad there was a little guy. There was a little guy that was like number two or three, four in the pyramid. We never heard your name in that indictment or nothing like that. Just know. I could never, I will never say somebody's a rat if I can't prove it one million percent. But I wondered, the other day I'm driving up the FDR with Rich, I see your rich, man.

47:07How come Johnny wasn't in there with us? Like, this is 40 years later. Because he still got a good reputation in the street. Everybody, like, I want to know if I drove the Benz, the nigga had the Beamer. If I ate the steak, he ate the fucking chicken. about this. Why Johnny wasn't with the 46?

47:29Fat Joe:Johnny's still working for them. I'm telling you. There's bookies in Philly. But, you know, bookmakers. I'm so up to say, please, man. Back in the days, bookies. Fuck! The guys been booking for 50 years. Their houses got raided, took the shit up. They never, ever had a case. They always went away. Never went to Philly. I got three bookmakers. I never took a bet in my life. I'm a bettor. I'm a gambler. I'm not a bookie. They're confidential. No, no, what's the Dominican do? Washington Heights, Hunter Summers, you definitely know this guy. That guy was at every party popping the most bottles, Lamborghini, this, this, that, Ferrari through Washington Heights through the Bronx, this, this, that.

48:10They said that motherfucker finally got caught like 20 years later. He was like, what are you having me here for? They're like, sir, you have sold the most drugs in Washington Heights for the last 20 years. What are you talking about? I don't know why you're out of here. This nigga told on his socks.

48:32Fat Joe:Yo. That nigga told on everything. Smoking 20 years of popping bottles. Fucking the baddest bitches that this Lamborghini. He thought, but he seriously, is there somebody who has an IQ enough to think they're not doing the crime? Is there such a thing? It's not cool. So they said he looked like He said yo It wasn't in there He said like Everything No he just was like yo I don't know why he ain't here Niggas looking at him like yo my man You been feeding the hood for 20 fucking years You got lab bikini You never had a job in your life I don't know why he's doing here What is going on That nigga got out of there He thought he was late That's what I'm trying to tell you Like is he dumb enough or his IQ low enough for him to really think he was doing something legal?

49:26Fat Joe:I seen a motherfucker pinching a pill. A drug proof. They put him down as a leader. He told him his mother. They gave his mother the leadership. He said, no, I wasn't. My mother. They locked the mother up. She got a life sentence. Yeah, I seen that. Fucking sick. And he left it like that? He didn't fix it. He didn't try to shut up. My thing is, what I'm trying to tell everybody, and God bless everybody. And I say this all the time. We did a DVD one time. They put every rapper, they put every rapper, yo, snitches, get snitches. Yo, you come, I throw you off the balcony. Yo, I'll kill this nigga if he snitches this, that, this, this, this.

50:05They come to me. And in fact, Joe, what happened? Hey, drive with a license. Don't walk in between green. And don't do the crime if you can't do the time, buddies. That's where I'm at in that DVD. Right. because if you can't do the time, then don't do the crime because I got a feeling that law enforcement jerks off, literally busts off to you telling on your friends. You don't know how many times they might've came out of there like, fuck, Johnny the Rock. He's telling on Winnie. No way. He like, ah, went to the back. Because you can't tell on your enemies. If that's the case, I'd have been in jail for 10 ,000 years.

50:58An enemy? None of the enemies went in there and said, Fat Joe did this and this and that, but they're not close enough to prove it. It got to be your friend, your family who tells on their mother. It got to be, it's like, and so I think that's the whole addictiveness to it. Like, you know, you gamble, you're addicted. you drink liquor you're addicted you smoke drugs the thing with law enforcement that they most addicted to is how they don't want you to tell on them guys that you don't like they want you to tell on your man we've been watching you Joey for the last 10 years you know your man you hang out with all the time Vinnie the Scar we want him we want you to tell on your man then you can go home not just tell we want you to tell on your brother like you know that's the shit that gets him off

51:49Fat Joe:yeah no it's fucking nuts it's scary yeah it's never your enemy listen I I'm a couple guys testified they threw one guy out I mean I know him like I they threw him out yeah but they called him lying but all all they did was come in and say Joey told me to do it that's it I faced I faced the death penalty twice and the motherfuckers went home they killed the guy but they said I told him to do it fuck you need me to fucking tell you to kill somebody that's how easy they make it for them I got caught with two guns right it was me no no no I gotta be honest the cops these cops used to pull me over every day they knew I didn't have a license so you wanna know how crazy it is somebody came to get me they got beat up this guy came turned out to be the worst guy we ever knew in the history of mankind kind.

52:47But at the time, I'm cool with him and I'm so dumb. I run upstairs, get two guns. Come on, let's go. Right. So we get in the coma. My man's driving. I'm on the passenger side. He's behind us. And the fucking cops pull us over. Right. So I go and I put two guns under my seat. Right. These cops stop me every day. The same cop. Licensing registration, the driver. We had the one good guy in the whole crew. Gives them the license. There's no tinted windows. Get out the car. We're going to search the car. This, that. They find the two guns under my seat. They beat me up. You could have killed us, you scumbag.

53:27You could have fucked us up. This, this. We go to the precinct. I'm dumb. I'm young. This before wraps. I'm about to take the blame for the two guns. I'm like, yo, this ain't, because these other two guys were borderline, not criminals. I was like, yo, you know, don't worry I'll take the blame this and that so the guy I went for he was like yo this ain't right I know the law at the time we were big drug dealers so we had the right lawyers we go to preliminary case so we sitting there all three of us we all got three lawyers the best lawyers in the and my man's months gets up in the middle of the preliminary job those are your guns Joey Those are yours I'm looking at him like Yo!

54:18Those are your guns Joey And she walks outside I say Is this nigga dry snitching on me Or something Like he let his moms Say this shit In front of the judge And all that I'm sitting there like this More to the story The lawyers start Questioning the cops No probable cause To put it over No probable cause Was that a drug area No, it was in front of a church. Did he have tinted windows? No. Did he give you a license? No. So why did you stop this car? He said, because that's fucking Joey, the drug dealer. He's a piece of shit. All my lawyers started high-fiving. I was scared to death. I thought I was going to jail for 100 years.

55:04I was like, oh, my God. He was like, oh, no. And we beat the case. And the judge, I never forget the speech. I'm one of them guys. as the judge gave me that speech, he said, listen, these guys did not put that gun, them guns in your car. It's all about the cops. These are good guys. You have it. Come here. I'm going to charge you for this one. I'm going to really block you. I said, all right, fuck it. Let me not do no more crime like this and go straight and start rapping or something like that. Because it's like, you know, but it was a legal search and seizure, man. But, man, motherfuckers get jammed up all the time.

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1:00:02Fat Joe:Then we're opening Wildwood in the bulwark this summer. Yeah, Wildwood. That's fire. Then I want to franchise them all over the country. You should. Where do you get the spot, the location? Well, that location, I always liked that one in Philly. It's right near the stadiums. but the no when we start franchising you gotta yeah but when you pick that spot in Philly cause it's like I live right there it's my neighborhood it's a fucking gold mark I used to drive by and say how the fuck nobody ever opened this fucking place they had a cheese steak place there years ago it was some Indian cheese steak little buck sold so Indian cheese steak man yeah that's it so we took it however we opened it it's a I mean it's packed you've seen it you've been here you know what happened to me when I opened my first store oh Sneaker store we got we'll be for it It was a better economy.

1:00:46And I remember that Nike reps was with me. And they were like, how the fuck did you know that this location would make so much money? Because this shit was winging off the chain. And they were like, how do you know that this location? Because nobody else got a sneaky store where I drive. And me in my head, I knew all the underground money that's running through that block and neighborhood. I'm like, they don't know that the oil is underground in this motherfucker. I did. I'm from the hood. I know where the paper at, where motherfuckers got it. And I'm just like, yo, you know, you got to know your locations.

1:01:28But location is everything. You guys pick the best location. That's a good spot.

1:01:32Fat Joe:But you got to, like you said, it's our neighborhood. So we know the neighborhood. Yeah. But you got to, you can't be in it. Like everybody says, oh, you should open one in Boca. Boca's like a high-end area. They're all in Ozepic. They're all rich. They don't eat cheese. They go out to eat. They order a lobster and stare at it. They don't even eat the fucking lobster. You know, so they all got money. So nobody, you got to be like in the little hood, you know. It happens to me now. We go in there and we order all type of shit. I went last week and used to steak 48. And everybody's on the Red or two or two.

1:02:04Everybody's on Ozepic. Niggas is looking at each other. You're going to eat the lobster? Nobody eats. You're going to eat the lobster? Motherfucker takes the fucking, oh, what's that shit? The spinach, the cream spinach. I might take two spoons of that. I'm full. I'm like, yo, you know, what do you want me to do? Nowadays, you just go to order the food for the experience. Yeah, they stare at it.

1:02:26Fat Joe:Yeah, they stare at it, take pictures. Order one, what do you call it, too? Coke Zepic, the wrong Coke. Coke Zepic? Coke Zepic. Who sniffs Coke in 2026? I don't know. What? I see these motherfuckers all bad. They got to be nuts. What? Mad people. You act like this crazy. You have cocaine in 2026? Mad people. And they got the fentanyl in it now, too. That's what's putting them down when you get a bad batch. Let me tell you something. Yeah, they got some crazy fucking drugs. They offered me coke one time. I beat the guy up so bad in the bathroom. They never offered me coke again. and beat this shit out of me.

1:03:05I said, what you want? No, I ain't diet Pepsi. I'm fucking taking the piss and the guy, come on, you want to party? This, man, I beat this shit out of this motherfucker so bad because I know that that's one sniff to fuck up your whole life. One sniff. You have to understand that everybody reacts differently. You know, there's fentanyl people who touched it. There's cops that touched fentanyl. touched and died right died everybody's body's different suppose i take one sniff and like it and i turn into scott's torch and some shit selling all my shit

1:03:47Fat Joe:they got what do you call now too crack who the fuck's the i see a guy got like smoke crack somebody smoking crack 2026 yeah hell yeah they gotta be old school crack heads right that's not a new stage crackhead right that's not a nigga 18 so I'm like yo there's some new shit I didn't even know they made crack I thought crack was dumb they got young crackheads no yeah they do no they're doing perks niggas ain't got no fucking young crackheads get the fuck out of here they ain't got no young niggas smoking cigarettes you vaping now yeah they vape now but it's cigarettes yeah it's just the flat screen TV right I'll bring you to the hood they's doing everything.

1:04:33Fat Joe:Old school, smoking, man-made, sniffing coke, smoking cigarettes, all of that. Yeah. Dust. Pills. Dust? Dust. I haven't seen a nigga dust in years. Ain't you dust? Dust. What's that other stuff they used to do? Wet. Wet. That's dust. Wet. I seen a motherfucker in Miami when I first got out. He ate a guy. He ate the guy's face. Oh, yeah, he's got bath salt that's what it was I live a couple of minutes to be a motherfucker ate a nigga with the bath salt he ate it ate the motherfucker's face he ate him on bath salt no no no I lived down the block I see that shit on the dude that shit was crazy that motherfucker ate a motherfucker on bath salt then I seen another I seen another motherfucker on a show they were fishing and they would catch this little fish little little.

1:05:29Fat Joe:And then they would lick the slime off it and hallucinate. But I want to know who thought of that. Like, me and you fishing. But who the fuck thought of that? Like, we're going fishing. I'm saying, catch that frog. Lick it. Lick it. See if you get high. Joey Molino, let me tell you a story. A frog lick? What type of shit is that? That's DMT? What's DMT? Dead money. Dead money tranquilizes a nigga like in your hood. You got the Trank. Oh, they got the fucking Kensington. Kensington. They're fucking stiff. Zombies. Zombies. They just stay in there for fucking hours. No, it's fucked up. Kensington.

1:06:07Fat Joe:And I went through there before. That shit scared me. I had to go through there. I had to drive through there. I see there on YouTube. I had to drive through there just to feel that. Just to be like, yo, nigga. I don't know. What the fuck are they on in Kensington? Kensington. Trank. Trank. Somebody's on a horse tranquilizer, they said, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take a horse tranquilizer. Let me tell you, because you talked about the boat. So I'm in the feds. I'm not doing no real time, Joey. There's a lady cop. I call her Ronald McDonald. The bitch got red hair. You know, they force you to get a job, right?

1:06:46So you got to have a job. So my job was in the kitchen. So they got the inmate kitchen when you prepared. Then they got the cop's kitchen.

1:06:54Fat Joe:Yeah, officer kitchen. I go in there every day. I steal a Snickerball, the ice cream shit. You know, he got the same shit. You know, I walk up in there. Take it every day. Snickerball. One day I walk out. Ronald McDonald catch me. Bitch snatch it. None I can do. I'm in the wrong. I go, okay. She's like fucking acting like she's, this is my house. She's one of them, right? She'll ride them. That's what they say to each other. at Roger. So we leaving. It's 99 motherfuckers working, going up, about to go back up to the floor. I'm in the building. You know, I got some big elevators. I'm like number 98.

1:07:37I'm all the way to the back. I try to stay at it. Any motherfucker here who think they rich and famous, they could this and this and this is my motherfucking house. I'm the head bitch in charge. So like me, like an asshole, I step out number 98. You know, you got 78. I'm the only rich and famous one here. You get, you, you gotta be talking about me, right? What if I'm talking about you? I said, well, miss, you know, I only got four months. I think you're kind of late. I only got one month left to go. I live in a mansion on the water. I tell her from all in there, I live on a mansion on the water.

1:08:25down the block. You started too late. You only got one month time to have fun with me. Right. What if you're leaving a pine box? Got quiet. Back into my 98 spot. Get the fuck up. Get on the elevator. There's a reason why I'm telling you this stuff. I leave. No more problems with this lady. Six months later, I can't sleep. I'm watching this up. You're on now. home. I'm watching this one network, right? Breaking news, Miami correction officer, kills her husband and throws him off the boat. They got this shit on camera. Ronald McDonald killed her fucking husband.

1:09:10Fat Joe:Motherfucker would've got you. And throw the motherfucker off the boat. She's in the feds now for murder. I seen that shit. I said, oh my fucking Ronald McDonald. What the fuck? I don't know. My life is crazy, man. I don't know how to explain this shit to you. And that bitch went to jail. She's in the feds now for murdering her husband. Oh, visit. You don't even call me. The visitor? I never knew. You know, the feds knocked her up. She's a federal cop. Like, you know, my phone rings. Yeah, it's Mr. Cartagena. I said, yeah, it's Mr. Cartagena. Well, this is officer. This federal officer such and such.

1:09:52We're doing the investigation on the who? I hung that bitch up so fast I said and then I later found out it was Ronald McDonald they heard she threatened my life in front of everybody so one of these rats said she was going to kill Fat Joe I hung up that fucking phone, changed that number so fast man, fuck out of here what you calling me for but Ronald McDonald, that shit crazy like that yeah, they got to be sick

1:10:22Fat Joe:a lot of them are sick Like, they're sick. Yeah, because the guy said... Fuck, you want to look up a guy's ass fucking every day. Get naked, they stare at you. When they search, they strip search. Come out of business. Crazy. It's a fucked up job. You want me to tell you a story that you probably had never believed Joey Malino? Yeah. They never strip search me. Huh? When I was in there, they never strip search me. Yeah, all these other motherfuckers were squatting and all that. They were just like... And Beaumont, they used to... And I was sneaking shit upstairs! in Beaumont they used to strip us going out and coming back in going out they strip it and going back in they strip it you're gonna bring something out of paper they didn't fuck around over there Beaumont bloody Beaumont you know there's levels to jails the only thing I can tell you is us because you know we're celebrities or whatever the case may be, we for the most part the thing is most part guys can control our environment.

1:11:34We got security. We got certain restaurants.

1:11:37Fat Joe:You go to bloody Beaumont. You ain't controlling shit. This is what I'm trying to tell you. You go to jail. I seen a video with a guy telling Diddy, yo, he came up to Diddy and talked to him. I could bet my life. No, no. I bet my soul, my DNA that Diddy would never talk to that nigga in his life in the street. No, no, I seen a video of a guy talking to him like, yo, yo, probably telling him, yo, I'm studying them all, whatever. Diddy wouldn't talk to this nigga. When you're in jail, you're stuck with the biggest pieces of shit ever fucking lived in your life. Guys you would never talk to in your life these pieces of shits and you gotta talk to them.

1:12:25Yo, the game this and you like these guys are all pieces of shit.

1:12:30Fat Joe:See where he's at in Fort Dix? There's like, well there's two sides. I think it's 2 ,500 each side. 2 ,000 of them are child molesters. Yeah? In Fort Dix? All of those full of child molesters. What? Because they can't go to a camp because they have a sexual crime. They can't be you know, they're a safety factor. so they sent him below. They're all full. I was in Colman my last bit. There was 2 ,000 guys. 1 ,800 were child molesters and the other 200 were rats. No, it's bad. It's bad. And they got signs hanging. If you hit a child molester, it's a hate crime. Let me explain something to you. What?

1:13:06Fat Joe:They protected? Listen to this. I was going to church every Sunday. Every Sunday, you know, I'm walking out to church one Sunday and the Spanish This nigga walks by me, gets so close to my ear and goes, Tadamendo, child molester. He keeps walking. I never even seen his face. He walked right by me and said, Tadamendo. Like an incredible child molester and keeps walking. So I'm like, I know that's not me, right? So I'm just like, so I go to one of the cops, the CO's, the boss. I said, man, this nigga came next to me. I'm coming out of church. He said, Tadamendo, child molester. and the CO looked at me.

1:13:46He was like, you know the preacher, the child molest.

1:13:51Fat Joe:The preacher. I said, what? He was the inside pastor. Nigga, the jail pastor. The jail pastor, the guy I'm going to church every fucking Sunday, poppy come by and go to that. I couldn't even see him. He did it so fast. He walked by like a bitch with Scarface. There's a fucking period in there. And I said, and I turned around and I asked one of the CEOs that I know and I said, he said, yo. I said, Chalmala. He said, yo, they protected more than anybody. You got a remando chalmala. Remando chalmala. I said, I never went back to church. I'm praying myself, motherfucker. I said, yo, this shit is crazy.

1:14:40I had a little something. That was like going to Club Live. If you had a little dance floor, you're going to the church. Praise the Lord. This, this, that. The good word of the Father. Then you're going to buy a safe and have a window, child. Let's talk some sports, man. Snuff, come on, man.

1:14:54Fat Joe:Snuff, I'll bury you with this sports shit. Snuff, man, let's talk some sports. Get some money. Here's that. Snuff, you good at this sports shit, huh? Props. Damn good. Skinny, man. He's damn good. Trisepetide. Your wife getting jealous? She's working out there, too, though. Oh, she going. Yeah, that hopper audience. It's the only guy that gets two haircuts, two different barbers. Two different barbers? I called him one day. No. It's where my mother. No, say that. You beat me. No. I'm going to tell you the story. No, no. He beat Mesa. You're going to tell me he ain't nothing. I call him Saturday, right?

1:15:28Fat Joe:I said, what are you doing? He said, I'll call you back. I'm getting a haircut. I said, I'll call him when you're done. A little lady calls me back. I said, what are you doing? He said, I'm going to get a haircut. I said, you motherfucker, you just got a haircut. He said, no, he does the sides. I go to another girl to do the top I said something wrong with you Girls cut the top the right way You made history Two separate people I get a haircut two to three times a week Two to three times a week I'm in there That nigga stood me up It was his birthday yesterday He just was blowing up my phone I knew they got him drunk I said nah the man ain't come at 8 in the morning and I was up waiting for shit that went to heck.

1:16:11Fat Joe:I'm always getting a haircut. He got so much, you can't move his head. It's like a football. You feel good. Motherfucker got so much shit in there. What the fuck's in there? If you get a haircut and you're broke, you still feel good. I don't know what it is. You look good, you feel good. You look good, you feel good. Who the fuck says you look good?

1:16:30Fat Joe:See them new teeth they got? Yeah. They look good. They look good. You should feel bad for him. You know you the problem. Yeah, yeah. This motherfucker got beef with everybody. Everybody's going to kill him. Just because he's next. What do they say? What do they say the other day? They want to run me over by a car? Snuff, I'll fuck you up. Every day. Guys are rad. I'll fuck you up. Yeah, the rats are going to kill him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to kill you, Snuff. One guy said he's going to run him over. You're fucking cute with this guy. Joey Molina. It's just haters. It's just haters. Our haters are starting to like us.

1:16:58Fat Joe:We got a lot of haters. Yeah. I like them, though. I like the haters. They love this guy. Yeah. I never heard one person hate on this guy. Nobody talks about it. Nobody talks about it. I get a lot of hate. I just don't entertain it. Let's sit here. They fucking hate you. Everybody. I get hate. Listen, by the way, guys. I don't make my haters famous like him. By the way, guys, we're splitting the same fucking check. He's my partner. You niggas want to kill me and I'm mad at you. Because I take the game. And we get into the bag. This motherfucker's over here. doing all this shit getting to the fucking bad too.

1:17:37You got me fucked up. Are you insinuating you want them to hate on me? No, I don't. What I am saying is I want to know why they hating on me and not hating on you. You want me to answer it? Yes. Because I'm over here like this with my legs crossed and you just saying mad shit about them

1:17:56Fat Joe:and I'm saying nothing. I'm backing you up, but I'm not saying nothing. Yeah. I'm standing 10 toes with you Unza Z-Ray though Hard Rock Bet Shout out to Hard Rock Bet We gonna talk some football How you feeling about This upcoming season How you feeling about The Eagles How you feeling about Football Well The draft was crazy We were talking about it Before we got on The Eagles draft That somebody never played football Before in his life Which is crazy What is this science What is that about He's six fucking six. From Hawaii? No, it's not. Nigeria. He got 4 % body fat. He's 300-something pounds.

1:18:41Fat Joe:He runs a 4.5. He's going to be good. He's going to be good. They interviewed Strahan today. He said he'll be a defensive end. He'll be great. He's fast. Strahan sees it in him. AJ Brown's out of here. God bless you. God bless you. Yeah, you got to be. I'm AJ Brown's major. I think he's one of the best receivers in football. And especially – He's an all-famer. Yeah. I think him the quarterback. Because I'm like, this is the perfect situation. Why did he – It don't make sense. Yeah, I shouldn't have had up. Because when they're good, they're good. But when they're bad, like it destroys everything.

1:19:16Fat Joe:But for A.J. Brown to go, I mean, that hurts the Eagles a lot. It takes a lot. It takes a lot, a lot. I mean, there's Devontae Smith still there. He's great. But we watched A.J. Brown. I mean, yards after the catch, he's the best in the league. You can't tackle him. You can't tackle him. He actually frees up for Devontae. Always. I bet A.J. Brown every week for a touchdown, especially on Hard Rock Bet. Always. They got the best odds. They got the best odds. It's the mustache. Look, he's right there. Yeah. He's giant. Yeah. We chopping your shit. Hard Rock Bet. Where's your father at so we can clip his shit up?

1:19:54He got hard enough. He's getting a little. He's smart. What's he, the hard rock guy? He's the hard rock guy. Yo, would you do a crime with this guy? Yo, Joey, would you ever do a crime with this guy? Show up with the I'm the Fiddler undergroup. I ain't even, I ain't like. Boy, you have your own podcast. We have an event. Yeah, yeah, we gotta come on.

1:20:15Fat Joe:We started the podcast. On there, ready.

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1:24:42You scared to get rid of him because... The process. Yeah, because... Nah, the process is over with. We're done with that, yeah.

1:24:50Fat Joe:They fucked that up. Ben Simmons, they took, too. He fucked it up, too. That's what I am. But he just went crazy. Tracy McGrady was on his whole party of... We could have had tater. Really? Said he was... No, no. Ben Simmons was good when y 'all took him. I don't know what happened. He went mentally... Fucking nuts. Nuts. Tracy McGrady is one of the best ever. These guys don't play. They played three games. They're out five games, two games. Back in the day, Michael Jordan, I was telling you. They played through fever, flu, anything. That young boy. Oh, VJ. Esco was great. He's good. He ain't no joke.

1:25:24Great. He ain't no joke. Yeah, he's good. Yeah. But that's what's fucked up the most. Like Joey said, nobody plays. I just want to get busy. I want to get busy.

1:25:32Fat Joe:That motherfucker nasty, bro. Well, imagine if your family spends$3 ,000,$4 ,000 to go see LeBron play. Ready? and you all get to the game and 20 minutes before the game, he's not playing. You don't give a fuck no more. You just brought your kids there to see LeBron James for the first time and he's out. That's what happens when Embiid all the time. My thing is, when Embiid, you got to figure out what you're going to do. You can't do nothing now. You're stuck. Nobody's taking it. You're fucking paying 70 million. You can't get rid of him. How many years you got in the... They just did an extension.

1:26:01He's done. That's what I mean. Oh, man. Reinvent the process.

1:26:05Fat Joe:Yeah. No, no. They fucked up. Now Tyrese Maxey, superstar. True. Plays hard every single game. He plays every fucking minute that he can. They're going to get... Paul George is... Yeah, he's the same shit. He's over too. He's not playing a lot. His shit is over too. Another guy gets out. But he robbed you. Yeah. Big time. Ben Simmons. They got a guy who robbed the fucking Mets. He got paid for 40 years. Yeah, he's still getting paid. Still getting paid. Bobby Bonilla. Bobby Bonilla. He gets a million dollars. Good for him. Good for Bobby. God bless. He's in the goal. Oh, no. Yeah. Still getting paid.

1:26:36Fat Joe:I thought it was last year It was August 3 Nah Two more They gotta pay him For a long time August 3rd August 2nd His cousin He ain't got his own date Bobby Vanilla August 1st August 2nd Every cousin in the world Is in his fucking house Bobby I got an idea July 1st Every year July 1st Bobby I got a new idea I wanna sell Mitten gloves Hot dog stands I see parts Yeah They come from that I had trouble with my uncle, man. You see, you guys don't know I fall on the sword. I talk a lot of shit, but I got to back it up. I told a story about my uncle, my favorite uncle, my Uncle Will. He hustled me for three at the home, Frank for the drugs.

1:27:20I never seen one. He said he was going to open up by the hospital. He was going to open up this, this day. He told me in front of his wife. We went to dinner in San Diego. He said, man, you're dissing me on this show, Joe. I love you, man. Why you? I said, yo, you know what, Uncle Will?

1:27:35Fat Joe:Uncle Will, we love you, Uncle Will. Just never seen the cards. Uncle Will got you? I've been scammed for all type of shit. Are you fucking kidding me, motherfucking son? Now they come up with some good shit. I got friends. I got a big heart, so I got friends that have asked me for the most wildest. If they asked you, you'd be like, what the fuck? I can't even start. Like, motherfuckers will ask me to do something for them. It's insane. Like you sitting there and it's insane. Yo, I owe 300 ,000 in debt. This, this, that, the word. You buy it and I'll pay you a thousand a month. I just like, yo, bro, what makes you think I want to buy 300 ,000 in debt money?

1:28:23And if I don't give it to you, then I'm a bad guy. You're no good motherfucker.

1:28:25Fat Joe:I'm someone that asked you to pay their mortgage off the other day, right? They'll borrow 700 ,000 a month. 700 ,000 they need. 2 ,000 a month for life. I'll be 160 when they pay back. What is it on Instagram? Like, who messaged somebody that on Instagram? Yeah, on Instagram. You see? I'm a firm believer you spend all your money. Yeah. I think you should spend all your money and die broke. Yeah. And enjoy it. Why figure it out? Enjoy it. Because they always, they're going to come, yo, guys, Joe is really fond of Tyrone. My father's going to come in my house, sleep on my pillow. you want to do a hard rock bet what's the ratio of a guy dies and his wife gets with another motherfucker publicly what is it is it a year's time i say i say come back be like yo he loved tyrone tyrone was a fuck you i got a guy he was all about his family and his wife.

1:29:24I mean, this guy was fucking shooting a cathedral for his family. She comes, yo, I found the guy, Joey, you know, this and this. I'm like, my phone goes off. That's crazy. I go like this. I said, what's the over-under? Because I'm just like, found the guy. And he said, yeah, Joe, you know, he's a good guy. This motherfucker could come back. If he could get a furlough. This thing was going on. He's going to kill that nigga right on channel 7. Six months is minus 180. No, no, not six months. Oh, that's the odd. One day. Eight motherfucking hours. Eight hours. You give him eight hours, he come and kill that shit.

1:30:08Everybody. Probably the wife, too. Everybody. You can't break that. They did him bad? No, it's just you have a wife. You have a family. You protect. And you love.

1:30:22Fat Joe:I'm saying we already know that part It's never the right amount of time Or is it five years I think never is the right amount of time When you die Your wife is supposed to just wiggle out And never have nothing Yeah Yeah Cobwebs in the pussy That's it Oh shit One thing you don't do Is introduce a motherfucking my house with my money I done left you trying to take care of you. My pillows. Talking about my guys like Jerome. Fuck you, bitch. We go.

1:31:00Not now, not never. Fuck you. And Jerome. Motherfucker come around in my shit. You know, he in the fucking bands. He's chilling. Yo, what's up, guys? Are you kidding me, man? Fuck out of here, man. It's happening. It happens. Happens rapidly. Often. So what you think is the over-under on that shit?

1:31:21Fat Joe:180, six months. Six months. I think they move on within six months. Within six months. Yeah. Even the ones that give the speeches. That's the worst ones. I love my... Worst ones. I'll never love again. Yeah, they're falling in the casket. Yeah. Yeah, I'll never love again. Take me with you. It's the love of my life. Take me with you. Yeah, they're holding on to it. Don't let it go in the ground. I wish it was me. Yeah, yeah. Six months later, she coming through with you. I'm hearing that shit. I like that cool. That mafia shit.

1:31:51Today I got a phone call. One of my guys, he passed away. His wife is fucking. He just called me just before. I said, you guys, I said, God damn. That soon? Yeah, she's fucking already. You know, such and such hooked up with such and such. This, this, that. And that's the name. What did she do wrong? I tell you what he did wrong. He left a bunch of money. Yeah. A bunch of money. so now somebody's on his boat somebody's on his mansion somebody's on his this somebody's on his that who is wrong though no no no guy comes in as a bystander don't know the guy Jerome is never wrong

1:32:30Fat Joe:you don't know nobody he's gonna fuck her and he's good Jerome hit the power ball yeah Jerome hit the power ball yeah yeah yeah Jerome it's never the guy's fault even if you don't even die it's never the guy's fault it's the guy's fault if you know him now if you over here shaking his hand every day you find out he's fucking your girl they might make a documentary about him Johnny A. Light might show up around 8.36 when I was hiding in child protective custody I seen Johnny kill the guy because he was fucking his wife. This shit amazes me, man. I like the podcast. Hip-hop is going bad with this rad shit.

1:33:22It's normal life. I like the podcast space. You know, just, you know,

1:33:26Fat Joe:the haters, they just keep coming and we, like he says, our haters are starting to like us. You know what I mean? That's what happens. We talk our shit. We talk sports. We talk culture. We talk Philly. Joey tells his stories. I mean, you know, that's just how we do it. You usually are on Netflix, right? Your podcast is on Netflix. Yeah. Netflix is. You're doing pretty good. That's good. NFL championship, early prediction. I got the Packers, 16-1. The Cheeseheads. That's who I like. That's a hell of a pick. Yeah. That's Lil Wayne's crew. Lil Wayne loves them guys. Yeah. The Eagles are always going to be somewhat in there.

1:34:00He's a kid.

1:34:00Fat Joe:But it depends what happens when he's a brown. There's a guy on the Eagles that works for the Eagles, a big guy. Big Dom. That's our buddy. That motherfucker takes care of autistic kids. Yeah, he's a good man. He gets back so much. He's a fucking good guy. No, he's a good guy. He's a real good guy. He comes to cheesesteak places. He's a good guy. Helps everybody. He's a fucking good guy, bro. Yeah. That guy, Big Dom, is a class act. You know what I'm saying? And, uh, but yeah, you know how this shit go, man. You know what happened to me? Uh, Tom Brady, the one sport, Fat Joe's bandwagon. I hate bandwagon.

1:34:39I got an uncle one year. he's the golden statusist next year he's Chicago boy I hate those guys but I'm like that in football because I don't really know football I never really liked it like that but Tom Brady I used to be like Tom Brady he's the fucking GOAT right so I looked at Tom Brady and there was championship games where he was down with one minute left I said well Joe if he's MJ if he's the GOAT you're going to find a way to win this shit And he did that time. But one time he won, I remember I was in Dubai. We was watching him. And I seen my man from Kansas City. He beat him. And I seen his face.

1:35:23The only face you see like that is on Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Tom Brady.

1:35:29Fat Joe:That face he had, the anger he had right there. I said, oh, no. This is my new guy. No. He had this one face. You know, we all got our own face. You bet. But there's an energy. There's an energy. He had this one face that I've only seen it in the grace of grace. He was sitting there mad. He was in his pocket. He lost it. He just, the camera came on him. I said, oh, no. This is the next one. You better. And sure enough, he won like two, three years after that. You got to have expression. I got to feel the passion. I got to feel the pain. Kobe had that killer in him. He wanted that ball. Magic Johnson, another one.

1:36:18Fat Joe:I think the basketball teams years ago were better than the ones there. You think so? Now they got steroids and all this shit. They got flagrant fouls. They had no flagrant fouls back then. They got fucking killed back then. That fight. Remember Rodman, the Pistons, the bad boys? They fucking clothesline you go to the basket. They put Jordan through the... I think this playoff, they've been letting them slightly play with a little bit more. I thought you would say they've been fucking Jay LeBronson up. Well, they're on them. They're on them. And you said Wimba Yamba caught a fucking concussion.

1:36:53And you know what they say? This is fucked up. Right? Because the bigger you are, the harder you fall. Man, I'm watching ESPN. Do you know what all these great analysts who make money off of sports say every last one of them. Well, of course it's going to be great. Beat him up. Gotta hit him, chop him to the ground. I'm looking at the analysts say this shit. They hit him so hard he hit his fucking head on the floor with a concussion. That's the only way to beat Wimba Yamba. The old NBA, everybody got a concussion. Everything.

1:37:28Fat Joe:It kept playing. Spurs are tough. They're going to be tough. Wimba Yamba, this is league for the next sophomore. Yeah, easy. Starting next year, nobody got a chance. It's fucking San Antonio for the next five or six years. They ain't even got a chance, bro. The whole team's good. The whole team's good, and he's... I'm talking about the whole entire league. Look, you see this guy the other day? I asked him to come, Patrick Ewing. I never seen him in an interview. He did the pivot, and I watched this podcast, and he was like, you know, even the great Patrick. Patrick, you know how many? Could somebody give me a stat?

1:38:09How many all-star? How many championships in college? Give me the stats.

1:38:15Fat Joe:One, two, Georgetown. One. One in Georgetown. Villanova beat him, though. 11-time NBA all-star. What else? Rookie of the year. Rookie of the year. How many points? We would call him a great player, a Hall of Famer. He didn't get the chip, but we would call him. I'm watching this interview and all he kept saying is, you know what, that guy played. He didn't even have to say it. This is Patrick doing the great. You know what, that guy played. Everybody. I mean, you tried. You wasn't winning. Like, you talking about Jordan? Yeah. That guy played. Be a close second. Here's a cigar, nigga. They all knew they was losing.

1:38:58Every last one of them knew they was losing. You know. because that guy in order to have been any other era we would have had four or five chips we had this and we had that the point I'm making is my friends that time

1:39:13Fat Joe:wait for the point that time is coming starting next year it's a win beamba I don't know when that guy if he gets he gotta get stronger don't count OKC out neither Sean Alexander's unbelievable I love those guys I seen a stat the other day nobody ever did. The Joker, he led the league in rebounds and assists. Nobody ever did that ever in the NBA. Yep, Joker. No joke. He's good, too. Very, very disappointed. I love the Joker. I can't believe it. Yeah, the team stinks, though. Yeah, but they got Mary. That guy, Mary, is good, too. I like him, but he's hot and cold. Mary, he sometimes will hit seven threes.

1:39:53Fat Joe:Next game, he goes 0 for 15. He's hot and cold. But the game in the NBA now is for shooters. They just shoot threes. Boston shoots 60 threes a game. That's crazy. Kick it out. Kick it out. We also hit every three. Miss every three. We like those games. Of course. I believe I believe the children are the future. Yeah, yeah. Listen, everybody. This ain't that. That ain't this. It's cracking kiss. Make some noise for Joey and Snuff, baby.

1:40:32Fat Joe:Thank you, my brother. Thanks for having us. Appreciate you. We'll do it again.

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