The Real Report - Bobby Shmurda on Diddy Allegations, viral Tom Cruise meme & how “Hot N****” changed rap

18:48I was into a lot of different ventures, you know what I'm saying? I sell pills a little, I do this, man. Rob Markman, I like how he worded that. I do counterfeit. I have my best friends. I have my best friends running around. I get them some counterfeit, grab them in. And I had them take like 10 ,000 on the motherfucking road, come back. Give me like 8 ,000, let them keep 2 ,000, shit like that. Put that towards crack money. Have that shit run back around. Put that in county. I was doing that since I was like 13, 14, 15. Ja took me in when I was 14, actually. Rob Markman, Shout out to Ja Bugs.

19:17Bugs. Or Bugs.

19:19Tony Yayo:I got so many questions to ask you because you know I love you, bro. Number one, I heard you said you need a wife, but I always see you with two women. Explain this to me. No, I'm just saying. Explain this to me. I'm not trying to stress you. I need some more liquor. That nigga said, why don't I always see you with one woman? Give me some more liquor, man. I'm just trying to figure it out. He said he want a wife, but I always see him with two women. You just went viral. I don't know if you was in Ireland or something. You had your shirt off. You had two women with you. Now you come to our show, you got two women with you.

19:50You know, these wasn't the two women that was with him.

19:52Tony Yayo:No, because it wasn't them. It went viral. It wasn't them. Oh, they got rid of them. That was them, nigga. Who? It wasn't them. Just went viral. Bobby, explain. Explain. You looking for a wife. So I think, so my name is Akeel. And Akeel is Muslim. You feel me? So I think I'm going to have to revert to some Muslims. I think I'm going to be like four wives. We talking about that earlier. You know what I'm saying? Four wives. You know what I'm saying? Happy life. You know what I'm saying? ain't have four wives, doesn't have your life, you know what I'm saying? I need four hearts. I need four heartbeats, you heard?

20:25Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I need boom, boom, boom, boom. I need a little more, you know what I'm saying? So it's just, I might have to be - I might have to be - I'm just saying - I might have to convert. I might have to convert to a Muslim and get four wives, man. I don't know.

20:39Tony Yayo:See, there you go. There you go. That's the love of this guy energy. But, I say, listen, these my babies right here. You know, we like to have fun, you know what I'm saying? We young, we live our life. I take care of them, make sure they good, they make sure I'm good. And we just human beings caring for each other out here. You know what I'm saying? It's all about living your life the way you choose to. That's right. He's my babies though. You know what I'm saying? Definitely. Are y 'all cool with him having more than one? I'm fine. As long as I'm taking care of them. That's right. There you go.

21:05That's right. They cool. They chilling. You know what I'm saying? He getting money. Females, y 'all need to be more like this. Okay? Nigga come home more. Nigga call you more. You know what I'm saying? We just might call more.

21:18Tony Yayo:Rob Markman - You know I like you, because it seems like you fearless. You go viral all the time. Rob Markman - I'm honest. Rob Markman - You done beef with niggas, you don't give a fuck. Rob Markman - Yeah, I like your money. Rob Markman - You know what I'm saying? Rob Markman - You dance all the time, niggas will underestimate you like, yo, why he dancing? Rob Markman - Yo, he shot people before. Rob Markman - I'm just keeping - Rob Markman - Whole monster. Rob Markman - That's right. Rob Markman - I'm just keeping this like - Rob Markman - Time and place, time and place. Rob Markman - How do you feel, Bobby, when people be talking about...

21:43Rob Markman - Me and you talking about, but how do you feel when people talk about, They're standing there or they think something is sweet because of these. So I laugh. So when people do that shit, I be wanting to show them, but then I be like, if I show them, that's me reverting right back to where I want to. Got you. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes I be looking like, yo, this nigga person testing me. And I be like, yo, I never been tested before until I was Bobby Shmurda. So I know the Bobby Shmurda. It's awful being Bobby Shmurda. I'm like, where you getting your information from? You getting your information from the internet that's going to make me slap the shit out you.

22:10And I slap the shit out you, it's going to be some shit. Got you. You know what I'm saying? So I can't even get down like that. So I know it was a trick ahead of time. Like niggas told me the smack campaigns was ahead of time. One time I had a situation. I ain't gonna lie, I first came home, I had a situation and I forgot what happened. I think somebody, a bitch had called me gay, my nigga, because that shit came out. I gun butt that bitch, I shot the studio up. I said - Rob Markman, God damn. Allegedly, y 'all. Allegedly. Nah, but we good. That's my brother. The owners was there. Listen, the owners was there.

22:41The owner apologized to me after. He apologized. And we friends and I came and booked the studio again so they can't do nothing. Got you, got you. That's my dog. Got you, got you. That's all love. Got you. Got you. But that's when I learned that that's what it was for, is tricks. So I say, yo, you can't listen to my trick, you're out your place. Got you. If somebody don't know you and they playing with you, it's just like, you know what I'm saying? If a nigga playing with you and don't know you, I remember I think the situation happened with niggas. I ain't gonna bring that nigga. But long story short - Nigga played.

23:09Yeah, nigga played, you know what I'm saying? And then it's like, I'd be like, yo, these niggas don't know no better. And then by the time you be on top of a nigga, you know what I'm saying? He's like, all right, and then you gonna be in jail. And then once you in jail, it's over.

23:18Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, Trust me, you have nothing to prove. You went up top. Rob Markman, So I learned. Rob Markman, You wasn't in no PC. You was in population. Rob Markman, No, I was IPC. Everybody know I was in IPC. Now, I've been to the field now. Everybody know I've been to the field. When I was in the field, I've been to the field plenty of times. I've been in population plenty of times, but they always IPC me. Rob Markman, Yeah, but once you high profile like that, they're going to put you in no matter what. Rob Markman, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rob Markman, I was on an island, they wanted to put me in PC too, after they figured out who I was.

23:43Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, When I put you on an island, I was at Adam Maseg, I got to Adam Maseg. So when they first came in, they put me and Rowdy in the IPC. They separated us, first of all, before they even put us in PC, they put us in West Facility. Nigga, West Facility is so dusty, you in the room by yourself like nobody. There's nobody there. It's just, they got the bathroom in the room. It's like some fed shit. They got the bathroom in the room. They got the fucking kitchen in the room. They got everything in the room. Telephone, everything. You ain't got nowhere to go. Rob Markman, Yeah, y 'all was wowing.

24:09Rob Markman, Bro, you ain't got nowhere to go, bro.

24:10Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, I remember when y 'all got arrested, right? And then how'd you feel like they headlines because y 'all was like all cuffed up together. And that was like the beginning. It felt like that was... Every Rico's are going around now around like chopped cheeses out here now. Rob Markman, But before, but now y 'all was like the first Rico. Y 'all was in the studio. It's like, I don't know if there was somebody telling or something because y 'all had 14 guns in the studio, nigga. It was like 14 hammers. What was that day like when the Feds blitzed the studio? Imagine we in the studio, Merc, 14 guns in there, 14 gangsters, and Feds blitzes.

24:44Tony Yayo:What the fuck did that feel like? When that shit happened, they didn't catch me in the studio. I was the first one they caught outside. When I came outside, before I came outside, somebody came up and they was like, those wild cops outside. And we already paranoid. We already know that. Like we got, we didn't even know niggas got family. Rob Markman How many guns is really? Is it really 14? Every 14 niggas 14 guns? Rob Markman It's probably like 10 guns in there. We already had like 10 gun charges, 25. I mean, we had probably like 10, 15 gun charges. So they put like all of it on the table and say, yo, they charged with all of this.

25:16But that night they caught like 10 guns. Like 10 guns, probably that night. I had two guns. They caught two guns in the car I was in. It was me, my shorty. We coming down. Before I leave, niggas come upstairs, they like, yo, it's wild police upstairs. Every day there's wild police outside. So when I'm looking at these niggas, it's on those wild guns in here right now, wild niggas in here. I'm out, boom. I'm spinning. I'm like, oh, grab your hotel by. Boom. So we leave now, we pushing out. When we pushing out, get downstairs, I see wild cars. I don't see no cars, but I see cars outside, but I don't see no cars.

25:47You know what I'm saying? No, no, like police cars. Rob Markman, Police cars. So we jump in the car now. So when we jump in the car, we pull off. I see a car pull off behind us. I'm watching it the whole time now, but it's like a regular car. So, boom, when we start driving off, we get down the block, me, Monte, my shorty, nigga, Porky, and somebody, I forgot who else, nigga, a billion-armed cousin. So, boom, we driving, we get up the block, the nigga we think is, you know what I'm saying, ops and shit. So, we like, nigga, fuck niggas no, you know what I'm saying? So, boom, niggas get right. Yeah, whoop, whoop, whoop.

26:18Oh, shit. We go to jail. I said, oh, bro. I said, oh, bro. I said, nigga. They blitzed on y 'all. Nigga, we go to jail. Yo, nigga stop the car, I wanna slap this nigga in the back of his head, bro. Yo, we slap this nigga. I'm 19. I'm 19 at the time. I don't do this no more now. You heard? I'm 32, I got businesses, I got fucking passports, I'm legal now, I don't do shit like that no more. Yeah, yeah, I'm just, yeah, I'm retired. Better things to do with the time. I'm retired, but this is before when I was young in my younger days, you know what I'm saying? For sure, for sure. I'm 37 now, you know what I mean?

26:51Real shit. When I was young, over. When I was young, fuck it, oh, I tried to tell niggas slap. I mean, I'm telling niggas on thing, dip. I'm like, yo, wait till the niggas come to the car. So when they come to the car, just drive off, bro. We got guns in here. The nigga like, it's good. We got our license, this and the thing. I'm like, stupid ass nigga slap. What's niggas stop saying now? I'm like, I'm gonna slap this nigga.

27:10Tony Yayo:Get out the car. Yeah. Fuck. Get out the car. Get out the car. That's the fact. I'm like, you dumb ass nigga. That was defense. It was detective. Yo, listen. Yeah, Brooklyn South. And you got to think about this, right? Because you know a hot nigga, right? Rob Markman - That Brooklyn North or South? Rob Markman - South. Yeah, Brooklyn South. Rob Markman - So you gotta think about this, right? Rob Markman - They was grimy, man. Rob Markman - They was grimy. Rob Markman - And this is what niggas... You know, because some niggas be like... because in the song, you name niggas, Monte, this, that nigga, hot niggas, hot niggas.

27:36Tony Yayo:You named your niggas. I know they was hype when that shit came on. Yeah. Rob Markman - But you was the... You kind of was the kind of like first nigga before the drill niggas to do that. So niggas be like, damn, he named niggas in that shit. But it's like everybody do that now all the time. It's kind of like you was the first nigga to do a lot in that song. Like hot nigga, we didn't know who niggas was. We just liked the song. But you like, Monty got it on him. He a hot nigga. So you know niggas be like, damn he was telling on it. Nah, he wasn't telling on niggas to do music. You know what I'm saying?

28:06Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, Real talk. Rob Markman, When you look at drill, niggas do that every day now. So how do you feel like being the first nigga to like kind of make a hit record, you name and your niggas and the feds just kind of really on you. You know what I'm saying? Rob Markman, Yeah, so when the fed wasn't on us, it was detected. The feds didn't want our case because they like it's bullshit. They like we need something real solid because we too smart. We were smart niggas. Rob Markman, Yeah, because they didn't care about the song, but y 'all niggas was shooting shit up for real. Rob Markman, They knew it was sort of police.

28:35Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, So closeably, shout up the Barclays. What really? Shout up the Barclays. Rob Markman, Well, I don't think - Rob Markman, Y 'all was hot. Rob Markman, They allegedly had - Rob Markman, Y 'all niggas was hot. Gs9 was known for shooting shit up at that time. Supposedly. But you did the sound for it. It was a legend. I'm just saying. They was shooting shit. They was hot. They was shooting. Nah, I'm just saying. Cause you in the salt pot, nigga. I gotta watch the niggas got the pills right now. They really shoot, nigga. I gotta be careful when I say, yo, I'm paying for the pills right now.

29:02I'm like 200 in the pills right now. They got this shit real, man. I mean, he got locked up for this shit already. Respect.

29:07Tony Yayo:He got locked up for it. What is the secret? This shit real. He got locked up for it already. I talk about my shit. All I'm trying to say - It's all documented. Yo, yeah, can you let him talk about it then? That's what I'm trying to say. Can you let him talk about it, yeah? Yo. Yo, I'm like this real quick for you. Cause I don't wanna sound federal, what I'm just saying. Yo, I can't, right? Yo, I can't, I love this. I don't wanna sound federal, but it's all out already. Y 'all out to jail. I swear I want the people to know. Go ahead, go ahead. Every day with this nigga. Hey, listen. Yo, yo, yo.

29:38This nigga is stupid.

29:41Tony Yayo:Nah, I don't wanna sound federal, cause this is all people got. Yeah, he go again. Nigga did seven years, nigga. Yeah, he go again. Facts. Go ahead, go ahead, Smurter. Go ahead. This nigga's crazy. Nah, this smart nigga right here. Go ahead, man. I love this nigga right here. Yeah, I love this nigga right here. It's the best episode ever. Go ahead, bro. Go ahead, bro. Come on, bro. Go ahead, motherfucker. Go ahead, bro. Go ahead, bro. Go ahead, bro. Nigga asked you a question and answered all of this way. Go ahead, bro. So you shot them niggas up, you just said. Nah, niggas was shooting shit up.

30:14Nah, but I can talk about certain shit I did. Because, like I said, hot nigga, I shot somebody that day. He ain't die. Statue of limitations on this shit, man. Yeah, statue of limitations. After seven years, you can't get locked up. We know the law. We don't know about no murders. Murders is forever, nigga. I don't know about no murders, you know what I'm saying? I don't know about no murders. I know a couple niggas got clapped, you know what I'm saying? I know niggas got hit, nigga. He just hit his ass up. Rob Markman, get his ass up, kid. Rob Markman, can we get some more music?

30:44Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, bang bang. Rob Markman, bang bang. Rob Markman, can we get some more music? Rob Markman, what are you waiting for? We need that New York energy back. Rob Markman, this summer's coming. It's coming this summer. I promise y 'all that. Rob Markman, okay. Rob Markman, you a walking movie. Rob Markman, it's coming this summer. You know what it is? I have to get my business right, being independent. Being independent, I have to learn that 50 taught me a lot. You know what I'm saying? I got a post on with 50, I keep it on my Instagram, on my main reel at the top. Rob Markman, you know what I'm saying?

31:07Him spitting game because niggas need niggas like 50 and people don't understand that all the time when I say niggas need niggas like 50. When he said that this shit is a business and he gave us the key. He said niggas is a business when you putting your shit together, especially if you're an independent artist, you gotta put budgets behind your songs. You gotta put budgets behind your projects if you wanted to do this and that. For a nigga to tell you that, that's more than a million dollars. You know what I'm saying?

31:32Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, I think you was over loyal. Rob Markman, Over loyal? Yeah, because if I were the hot nigga, I would've told niggas I wouldn't have took more time for niggas. You did that. You know what it was though? Listen, I'm not taking more time for uncle murder. I'm not doing that shit. Damn, my nigga, that's crazy. That's crazy. I'm glad I know now. If I got a hot nigga out. I'm glad I know now. I'm glad I know now. That's fucked up. Look, he don't even rock with niggas like that no more. That's fucked up. I'm not, listen, I'mma do my time. You know what I'm saying? I'm glad I know now. I'm glad I know now, buddy.

32:07I'm doing my time. I'm not gonna tell, but I'm not doing extra time

32:11Tony Yayo:for Uncle Murda, yo, to help. Like you did Rowdy, I'm not doing that. I wouldn't have done that. You don't even talk to half of these niggas now. Why would I do that? I got hot nigga. Why would I - What's wrong with this nigga? Fuck that. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what's wrong, yo? He was over, listen. Yo, my man, can we let Bobby talk? This nigga doing one now. No, hold on, let me say one thing. Listen, Murda, let's keep it real. Go ahead, go ahead. When I say he's overly loyal, because if I would have had hot nigga, wreck it out, nigga, I would have been like, I'm not gang gang. I don't gang bang.

32:40Tony Yayo:And I would have went and did my own thing. Niggas said, I'm not gang gang. I don't gang bang. And I would have went and did my own thing. He the star. He's the star. He said that I would have went and did my own thing. Once niggas forget I'm the star of the show, I'm done. What are you talking about? That nigga was overly loyal. take it extra time. I would've been like, man, listen. This nigga's a dickhead. You know what I'm saying? Hey, yo, cuz. Fuck that. This nigga is stupid. Yo, this nigga said, gang gang, I don't gang. Yo, you know what it was? Yo, I can't. You was loyal to your gang. You was loyal to your gang.

33:13Before I was a rapper, I was saying, kid niggas. So that's what people don't know. Like, Ja, I tell you. Like, our nigga, Roddy tell you, everybody tell you. I was a nigga with all the guns on the block. All the money. This nigga come. Yo, I need$100. I need$200. I need$300. They call me the bank on the block. They used to call me, they'd be like, yo, this bank, them niggas be scamming. And I get scamming, you know, some days you up, some days you down. When you crack, nigga, we leveled out. We always got money, you know what I'm saying, nigga? I mean, we got money from last week, from the other week.

33:38So, them niggas be, them niggas come in, they be like, yo, Bob, give me a band real quick. Give me a thing, I'll give you two to eight thousand back the next day or some shit like that. And them niggas come back and do that shit. I bet you think, what the fuck? And then they just spend their money on clothes and shit like that. Fuck wrong with y 'all niggas, man. Me, my shit going back into work, nigga. That shit, hold on, nigga. With a crack there and that, now I can go back to the spot. You know how that go, man. Investment shit. Real shit, hell yeah. That's why you leave the investment shit like, nigga.

34:03I'm like, nigga. Louis Vuitton or this and that, nigga. I need to go with it. What the fuck, nigga? Yeah, I need to give that shit rerun, nigga. Make water fountain, nigga. That nigga.

34:10Tony Yayo:But Murda, that was the first time that was done in hip hop. He could, I'm not saying don't take your time. I'm just saying, niggas was like, yo, Bobby's a real nigga because he took time, more time for other niggas. Wasn't niggas saying that? Rob Markman Yeah, because you know what? That's loyalty. Rob Markman That don't happen. That don't happen. Rob Markman I'm going to do my time. Rob Markman I'm going to do my time. Rob Markman You don't hear about shit like that. Rob Markman I got hot niggas. Rob Markman I got hot niggas. Not saying computers wasn't, you know, it was, but hot niggas was the worldwide record.

34:41Tony Yayo:Let's just be honest. Rob Markman No, of course. Rob Markman You're not going to take nothing from that, but it's a worldwide record. Rob Markman He's the star. Chris Lighty would not let him do that. I'm like, listen, take your time. we gonna try to get you maybe two years to get you out. Yo, yo. Rest in peace Chris Lighting. Yo, yo. This shit is business. 50. 50. 50 would've been like, yo, why is he taking extra time for other niggas? He got the biggest record. We gotta get him out. You wouldn't have said that? I was one of the main shooters, so I get it. You know what I'm saying? It's like murder, though.

35:16It's gang gang at the end of the day. You a loyal nigga, man. When you ending a certain type of way, pour some of that. I was in it all the way. Yeah, man. So at that time when I was young, I was in it all the way. Like all the way. I'm a nigga. You know what I'm saying? I was all the way. I told him I'm a nigga with all the guns. So if shit happened, they come to me first. You know what I'm saying? I'm a nigga with everything. So I get it. My mama be kicking me out of my house. She find five guns. She be kicking me out of my house. Kiki! Get that shit out the fuck out of my house! What the fuck are you doing to my roof?

35:45Tony Yayo:It ain't the game where... Everybody know it ain't the game where you from, bro. Rob Markman, that's why I love to see you live your life and see you dance and don't really care, but I really know you from the streets, bro. Rob Markman, I'm going through my own transition to being happy. Like, yo, a nigga ain't waking up next to crackheads. Nigga ain't waking up next to crackheads, like really sleeping next to crackheads, like on the couch. My nigga, we used to talking about this earlier. You got to keep your hands in your pockets, nigga. Make sure you touch your bag. Make sure, you know what I'm saying?

36:13You nigga at the table like this. Nigga called Hemroids, nigga. Nigga called Hemroids. nigga at the table so long, like still asleep. Nigga ain't been in the bed how long, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, it's a different type of appreciation.

36:24Tony Yayo:What make you fearless like this? Like when you go viral, you just don't give a fuck. You do what you want, you have your shirt off. I got kicked out of five elementary schools, man. I think I was - Five elementary schools? Yeah, the girl used to chase me when I was young and I got kicked out of five elementary schools in Brooklyn. I was bad. I was bad. I knew all the gang bangers before they was gang banging. I'm like, nigga, you used to listen to them as Chris. Nigga, you gang banging the fuck out of here. I see them niggas when we turn 14, 15. I'm like, I remember you when we six, nigga. You's a good ass kid, nigga.

36:50I was bad. My codeine, the one that got 53 to life, we used to get kicked out of school. We stabbing our teachers in first grade together. Once in A-Rod, we was bad. You know what I'm saying? We was like - Yeah, so we had free A-Rod, man. You know what I'm saying? I don't think. You know what I'm saying? Nigga put that money on that pill, nigga. That niggas better put, you know what I'm saying? Put that bread up. That's what we do, nigga. You know what I'm saying? I put bread on everybody in pills. I put 50 ,000 here, 20 ,000, 30 ,000 here, or a type of shit, you know what I'm saying? Rob Markman - We know you loyal, bro.

37:17You overly loyal, bro. Rob Markman - Yeah, I'm real. Rob Markman - You overly loyal, bro. Rob Markman - That's why I said I can't be G. If I'm G-Unit, bro, I'ma kill somebody, bro. I said 50 gonna make me kill somebody, bro. Rob Markman - You ain't gonna have to do that. Rob Markman - I be going to the supermarket. Rob Markman - I'ma see a nigga 50 beef away and I'm clapping. Rob Markman - Bobby say he gonna be G-Unit for one year and I'm gonna do a one-off. Rob Markman - They gonna do a one-off right now. Rob Markman - I be dead. I'll be laughing. I'll be laughing. I'll be laughing.

37:49Tony Yayo:You gonna have your ladies with you and we gonna be in a different time zone. Listen, listen, murder. Listen. If they laugh a lot and they have a lot of fun, nigga will boom you and then be laughing again. Why are we laughing? Why are we laughing? That's just how it be. That's how Brooklyn, that's how Brooklyn. That ain't gonna be. Hiadas. Nigga's hiadas. Gentlemen. Gentlemen.

38:17I'm trying to explain it. That's right. Gweez is more conservative. Yeah, they talk to her about him. That's why you're gonna tell her like a gym, bitch. If you wanna get that nigga tits, you gotta say my nigga. You talk about gentlemen. You gotta say my nigga. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen. Get the fuck outta here. Get the fuck outta here. Get the fuck outta here. Get the fuck outta here. Shouts to Hard Rock Betty. We corporate now. It's just... Listen. Listen. Rob Markman, I'm gonna explain something real.

38:53Tony Yayo:When 50 beats with somebody, it's not like we're ducking the beef. It's just, it's levels. Like 50's on, he's an icon. People are rappers. You got icon, rappers. Icon, rappers. He just comes out and he just likes to fuck with everybody because he's so rich and shit. I have nothing to do sometimes. But what I'm telling you is - We love it. We not telling those - Are you not entertained? No, we are entertained. All right, cool. But I take shit too far. See, I'm a clap with them niggas 50. I'm telling you, bro, I don't know how to do the rap, dude. I don't know how to do none of that talking shit.

39:27When I was a kid, you know how we young niggas is trying to do the chest to chest shit. I ain't never do none of that shoulder to shoulder shit. Go straight down, nigga. This is what happens, bro. I don't even know how to do that. This nigga play anything. I was just telling you when I ran into a nigga I shot in Queens and he was like, yo, I was on the album and I told niggas the bullet just missed my heart and shit. And shit that'd be funny to us. We like this shit. Like we joked, that's how we get along. They don't understand that shit. Uncle Murda and Bobby Schmurda. It's Brooklyn. Bro, listen, Murda had one of my best freestyles.

40:01Yo, listen, Murda had one of my best freestyles. Gentlemen, gentlemen, listen. I'm sorry. Hold on, you got to be careful. Let me explain something to you. Murda had one of my - Murda, hold on, listen. No, no, no, you gotta listen. One thing, one thing, one thing. We gotta let all of guest talk. I love your friends. Y 'all gotta let me say one thing.

40:16Tony Yayo:Listen, I gotta get my point. If you sign to G-Unit, right? Listen, you're staying in the - Listen, hold on. You're staying in the Armani hotel. You and your ladies are having orange caviar for breakfast. You might, listen, you might see Armani in the hotel. You know, you're living the best life. Rob Markman, where we at, the rappers are not there. It's not like we're ducking smoke. Our smoke is like, we're on a whole nother level. Rob Markman, Yeah, I know. Rob Markman, So like for instance, we did a private party. Yo, where we going? Hublot, you know, of course they give a$50 million watch. They let me and Murda try some watches on.

40:55Tony Yayo:So you and Murda give those back. Rob Markman, I can't buy - Rob Markman, You and Murda give those back. Rob Markman, Yeah. Rob Markman, You and Murda, I think I'm hype. Rob Markman, You sound like me. Rob Markman, Listen, somebody - Rob Markman. Rob Markman. Yo, look, murder. Listen, true story. Yo, listen, this is the story. So we go to Hublot. So me and murder, we open. We like, this is a fucking Hublot party. So they like, yeah, they giving 50 million dollar watch. I'm like, oh shit. So, you know, they put, they put some watches on me and murder. We was like, oh shit. This shit like probably 40, 50 ,000.

41:27Like, oh shit.

41:28Tony Yayo:Murder got his own. So the lady's like, she comes to us, the lady from Hublot. She's like, you guys know this just performance for you guys. She was like, so she just kept messing with murder. She was like, I told you, this is performance. Because we look like we just going to run out of there with the Hublot. So cool. We got to give our watches back. We ain't stressing to give a$50 million watch. We perform. You know? So after the performance, she's looking for me and murder with them Hublots, bro. She's looking. Rob Markman, No, before that, she said it, she said it. She watched it. She reminded us a few times.

42:01Hey, fellas, I know y 'all got to give the watch. I said, you're a miss. You know what? I don't even want the watch. Take the watch back. I don't even want to wear the watch. Listen, hey, swear to us. I don't even want to wear the watch. Listen. She wanted us to sign paperwork too. You forgot that part. We had to sign paperwork. Of course. I got to sign this to wear the watch. I said, miss, I don't even want to wear the watch. That's cool. I don't want to wear your watch, man. That's cool. You know I wasn't mad. I got my own watch. I don't want to wear your watch, man.

42:24Tony Yayo:Listen, I wasn't mad because the watch he probably had on was probably 50 ,000 and the one I had on was probably 50 ,000. But this is where we perform at. So we're performing at like Dreyas. We do big boy shit. Now, Shout to Liv, you know what I'm saying, Las Vegas. Dreyas shut down, so now everybody party at Liv. It's always a movie with Fiv. We ain't party in the little venues and bullshit niggas fuck with. See how you was with the billionaire house? Yeah. Where we pull up. Who was there? Tell them who's there. Serena? I be doing a party with them niggas. Serena? Serena?

43:01Serena? I know niggas ain't fucking with Diddy. Yo, Smyr, hold. That nigga's in hoes. Nah, hold on. Let me say something about Diddy. Diddy, hold on. Yo, Smyr, don't do this. Hold on, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. That's all I'ma say about Diddy, right? The only thing I don't - Hey, talk your piece, nigga. Talk your piece. I'ma talk my piece, you heard? Listen, we be fucking bitches in the hood, you know what I'm saying? Niggas been fucking running trains on bitches in the hood. So, they're running the trains on the shit, but I don't know about the watching the nigga while you doing other shit, you know what I'm saying?

43:28But as I say, the freak-off parties, listen, freak-off parties, I get that, cause niggas, y 'all bitches on the gram, y 'all know y 'all was doing that in the hood too, the trap, nigga, don't be acting like, we ain't hangin' on the spot. It's like 10 bitches, it's like four of us niggas, it's wild. See, I think they'd let in and get some money.

43:45Tony Yayo:Yo, you saying free diddy is a no diddy. No, no, listen. I can't fuck. That's all I'm saying to you. I can't fuck. You can keep it. Yo, yo, listen, yo, listen. Yo, Skrater you bugging the hell. No, no, no. Listen, listen. Listen, I don't believe. Cuz you know what it is? I know people be lying and I know how far lies be going, you heard? And I be like, yo, you be fucking with people of mine. You know what I'm saying? Did you watch the Diddy doc? You watch it? Nah, I didn't watch the Diddy doc. Why you didn't watch it? I watch TV. Why you didn't watch it? I don't watch TV. Nah, I really don't watch TV.

44:19Nah, I'm not cool with Diddy. Yo, listen, I don't even know Diddy. If it was me, you would go in on me. No, word of mother. Yo. That's what I hear about the rap. Yo, yo, yo, word of mother, yo, yo. Yo, yo, word of mother. Bobby wouldn't do you like that. Bobby wouldn't do you like that. He heard them allegations. Bobby wouldn't even be here. Yo, listen. I don't believe allegations. Bobby wouldn't even be here. He wouldn't say you're murder. Yo, murder me and you can sue. Yo, listen. Listen, I'm a gangster, bro. Listen, I don't believe allegations. I mean, allegations, whatever they call it, right?

44:48Gations. Allegations. How you saying it? How you saying it? Should've sounded no Diddy-us right now. Allegations. Allegations. Allegations. I don't believe that shit, right? Now the reason I don't believe that shit, why you a nigga that fuck wild bitches? Listen, why you a nigga that fuck wild bitches? People try you, you know what I'm saying? Facts. I don't gonna lie, Diddy's a nigga when he's a billionaire. And then those two bitches saying that, I'm like, my nigga, why the fuck you even recording this? Okay, but this is the point.

45:14Tony Yayo:This is the point, right? When you have a certain amount of money, we have responsibility, right? Even us, we have money, you got families, you got kids, whatever it is, right? You got your girls, you have your ladies. A nigga might have his lady, his wifey, whatever you want to call it, right? Rob Markman, My babies. Rob Markman, My babies. Rob Markman, Listen, if I make, look, your babies. If I make a billion dollars, I'm an invisible billionaire. You're not going to see me. So if you know you got money and the chick will sue you, you got AP on, AP's jewelry, a chick will sue you, you got the Bobby Smurda chain.

45:45Tony Yayo:Yo, I can come up with Bobby Smurda. You pick up the wrong chick on to her, yo, Bobby did this. even if she's lying, you might have a problem or you might lose some deals. So when you see a nigga like LeBron James, lovely wife, lovely family, standing house, we got more to lose than the chick that might be out to get something. I'm not saying nothing about, your ladies look loyal to you, they love you, but if you, if every day, one thing 50 told me, when you go on tour, every day you go out, you're meeting a stranger. That girl's a stranger in your room. You understand what I'm saying? It's not, you know, I seen niggas go take a shower.

46:22Tony Yayo:I don't know who he is though. I seen DJ Who Kid. I'm gonna take a shower. Had two chicks, chains gone. Out the door. What? Damn, Who Kid? You lying. They caught Who? That was the first time on tour. They caught my son, Who, yo, bitch caught me for two Louie bags. Bitch bought me two Louie bags and stole her back. So I don't think that's catching me. Was I catching it? She like, who the fuck? That's not kind of camera. You probably did something to piss off. She probably thought you really liked her and you was talking a little crazy. I got you with your big ass butt running out with the fucking bags.

46:49bitch. I said, yo, this bitch talking about who you think you are. I said, bitch, you know I was fucking bitches when I met you. Rob Markman Yeah, so you pissed her off. So I don't consider that stealing. She just took a gift back. Rob Markman They be tripping, bro. They start tripping. Some of them trips. Like these, I know them for a while. They don't trip. They cool. They grown. I'm saying the other ones, they be tripping sometimes. So I be, I'm saying I be, how you say, conspicuous? How you say, chilling? How you say that shit? I'm learning new vocabulary. Enlightenment through threads, baby.

47:14Rob Markman Listen, let me ask you a question, right?

47:16Tony Yayo:Let me ask you a question. Now, we Rob Markman, We in the business, right? We in the business where there's no sympathy for us, right? Rob Markman, Of course. Rob Markman, Of course. They hunting no sympathy. See, that is hunting. Rob Markman, Right? Rob Markman, They hunting us. There's a difference between no sympathy. Rob Markman, They want you. Rob Markman, Being an artist and being in the limelight, your public property, people could say - Rob Markman, The Fourth Floor. Rob Markman, We on our Brooklyn shit right now? Rob Markman, Yeah, that's Jaja, that's Jaja. That's Jaja, that's Jaja. Rob Markman, That's Jaja.

47:44Rob Markman, I said, Jaja where you at? Rob Markman, We on some Brooklyn episodes today, man. Rob Markman, Yeah, yo, go get somebody to get my boy, Javi. Rob Markman, I'm such a totally different person from when I was young. Rob Markman, I'm on the phone. This the guy that encouraged Bobby to start selling crack. Rob Markman, I'm shot. Rob Markman, They coming to get you now. They coming to get you now. Rob Markman, I was letting people know I'm on the phone now. Rob Markman, So listen, I was, no, but - Rob Markman, He coming upstairs right now, but I, boom. So it's two Jaws in my hood, right?

48:10Rob Markman, He know the other Jaws too. So I was selling crack with Jaws, but we was doing it right. You ain't selling crack till you really selling crack. Then I got with Ja, Big Ja, he taught me how to do it right. How to turn a ball into two balls, two balls or three balls to six balls and all this and that. Rob Markman, The other ones, we just on the same shit every day. You know what I'm saying? Niggas just smoking weed, sell whatever and they're just like, make, you know what I'm saying? That's all. Rob Markman, We even tell y 'all how to sell crack on this show. Man, the real report, you get a little bit of everything on this month.

48:38Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, What made you slide over the hood in the hat thing? How you think of that? Rob Markman, So I was, I was, I was, I was, your dance is as classic as the Tony Ayo. The John Cena. Rob Markman, Oh, everybody love that. Come on, I still do that shit. Rob Markman, But everybody loves their dance too. Rob Markman, So like, how'd you come up with it? You just freestyle that? Rob Markman, Freestyle. I was freestyle. I'd be high. I dance on the - Rob Markman, She said I got a special dance. Rob Markman, Yo play that shit. Play that high nigga shit, man. Rob Markman, Yo she said I got a special dance that I do, show my special dance.

49:08What's the dance I do on top? Rob Markman, Yo see the new dance. Rob Markman, Yo see the new dance. what's the dance?

49:21Tony Yayo:I swear I don't care, he live his best life, man. Nah, he live his best life. You gotta love him. Yo, you ever think about getting into acting? You should take acting classes. I want to, I want to, bro. Comedy too, bro. You a funny motherfucker, bro. I tell people I'm the funniest motherfucker on the earth. They say I'm funny, you funny as a motherfucker. Listen, I was in a light-skinned pretty boy, you know what I'm saying? I was a dark-skinned guy. I have to laugh the girls out they pants, you know what I'm saying? I gots to laugh them out they pants, you know what I'm saying? I got to do what I gots to do, Pippin.

49:52He laughed y 'all out y 'all pants. That's how he got y 'all ladies. Make them giggle, you can make them wiggle. They say if you make them giggle, you can make it wiggle.

50:02Tony Yayo:Come on, this record is not going nowhere. This record is not going nowhere. It's been around for years. That's the real report right here, baby. Come on, bro. Man. Worldwide. We just setting the tone, y 'all. We just setting the tone. We just setting the tone for what JaJa did. Shout out to JaJa. Know what I'm saying? Oh. Like I talk to Shaisty when all people are nigga Shaisty. Free Shaisty, man. I seen him drop. Oh, there he go. Then we keep the Mad Millies. JaJa. There he go. JaJa. The dirtiest. The 30th. That's deep. You know what I'm saying? That's my man who told him how to sell crack in the building.

50:47Come on Ja, show the people. You know what I'm saying? Ja Ja, show me your face. Show me your face, Ja Ja. Ja Ja in the building. That's what I'm talking about. Ja, that's deep. You're making me hot, bro. You're making me hot, bro. That's what I do. You're making shit hot, bro. So he can, in the name. I am mom, oh my God. Jaja's in the building, man. He never gonna show his face on the top, man. Shmurdy! Shmurdy! You know what I'm saying? Got some gifts for him? I don't play with his stuff. Oh yeah, hell yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. He said you know it's the first.

51:33You know what I'm saying? Jha Boggs, y 'all know the boss, we outside. Smack-tips. We outside. We outside. Make sure you follow us on Instagram, follow us on TikTok, follow us on Twitter, Smack-tips. Listen, we got sweatsuits dropping. We got shorts coming in summer. We got get the hats, you heard? We outside Brooklyn, baby. We outside. Smack-tips website, www.Smacktips.com. Make sure you check in. You heard? This official.

51:57Tony Yayo:So we getting into Clover now. A little bit of everything, man. Yo, JaJa, tell this nigga he need to start acting or doing comedy, man. He don't give a fuck. Yo, JaJa. Yo, if the camera... Yo, listen. Listen, if you was the stream, I swear to God I would watch you every fucking day or podcast, whatever, I would watch you every day. That's a fact. Tell him why we wasn't in the trap, Ja. Tell her... This nigga's in movies, man. Before Instagrams. You said you got some old friends, you got some old friends, you about to put it out, Ja? Yeah. I was the middle man. I was the middle man. Rob Markman, Jr.: No, Jal, listen.

52:34Tony Yayo:Listen, he got a record. He got a record that me and him heard overseas, right? He definitely do. Rob Markman, Jr.: You put it down. Right? And I'm like, yo, this is one of them shits, and he just don't want to fuck with it. I'm like, damn, this nigga's crazy. He got... I heard one that was just amazing. I'm like, yo, I wish he dropped... Am I lying, murder? He was like, yo, you know he don't care about music. Rob Markman, shout out to my nigga Sam. Bro, shit in fire. Rob Markman, you're not telling me my son put that thing right there. It's coming. It's coming this summer. Listen, it's coming this summer.

53:04I'm putting out some shit this summer. I'm making sure, because I got a lot of special shit. You want an album, man? Listen, I'm partnering with some clothing brands. I'm about to be at - Rob Markman, drop the music, man. Some shit, some music, some clothing. Rob Markman, please. A lot of shit going on this summer this year. You know what I'm saying? We got some cannabis brand shit going on. I'm about to go crazy for this summer. So I'm putting everything together so we can just drop that one time. Rob Markman - That's right. Rob Markman - And it could be like a 360 order where I ain't bouncing around anything.

53:27You know what I'm saying? Everything just one time, one movement. Rob Markman - Got you. Rob Markman - You know what I'm saying?

53:30Tony Yayo:Rob Markman - So you think you more of a hustler than a musician? Because it seems like sometimes you don't care about the music. Rob Markman - When I hear a hit record overseas. Rob Markman - I think more of a hustler, but the music is a hustle because it's still intellectual product. Rob Markman - Facts. Rob Markman - So I sell crack at the end of the day. Rob Markman - So as I said, we sell crack. We sell counterfeits. We sell crack. We sell motherfucking ether. We had anything. Crack was our main, I'm on Occupation. That's why Jaja never showed up things. Occupation. Occupation. My man been having me roll up.

54:00He said Jaja never showed up. Yo, I know what they be saying, but they don't know what I be saying. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I told you, you didn't move me, bro. Listen, so that was our main, you know what I'm saying? That's what we used to make our bread and butter off for, you know what I'm saying? But we make$4 ,000 a day, all the type of shit we feed the whole hood. We had motherfucking bitches come from this hood, this hood, motherfuckers don't want to leave. Me and Jai, we live there, like there, because everybody else had like go home to their parents and shit.

54:27Jai was like, can you go with me? I was 14 and I was on the run. So I ain't had nowhere to go and Jai took me in. I'm like, nigga, these niggas, I'm like, y 'all niggas can't be tripping here because nigga, I got some sleep here, nigga. Tomorrow, the next day, the next day. You know what I'm saying? Jai ain't got no other crib go to. You know what I'm saying? Jai and Jai are the spot, nigga. We outside. We outside. I seen you do a vlog in the hood a while.

54:48Tony Yayo:I think, who was it? Where Adam? Was it Adam22? What? I seen you do something in the hood one time. It was like a property. You brought somebody. Oh yeah, yeah, yo, Adam22 went through the hood. Yeah, because they was talking on the internet. I ain't even want to do that really, but they talking on the internet. And I don't like to react to shit. You know what I'm saying? If I react to shit, then it's going to be a whole bunch of shit I'm going to stop to react to. He can't come over here. He can't come over here. So you like, oh man. Now I got to go so bad. I don't be wanting to do that because I overreact now.

55:14I thought, you know what I'm saying? So I don't want to let people push my buttons where they could define me. I remember when I was 25, a person told me, I used to be stupid. You say something, I'm like this, you know what I'm saying? But then when I turned 25, a nigga told me don't ever let a nigga define you. Don't let a nigga say something and make you jump up. Make you, how the fuck you make - Rob Markman, Get picked up your spot. Yeah, somebody like, they could play with your body, you know what I'm saying? Rob Markman, That's what I'm trying to tell you.

55:34Tony Yayo:It's no more Bodega. Smoke Duck in Morocco, you sign in the unit. Yo, yo, Ja. I told him, yo, Ja, I told him. Yo, Ja, I said, a 50-side beat, we going to jail, nigga. I'm clapping anything. Tell him. Ja, tell him how I am, bro. No, you got to under... With a laugh, bro. Let me explain. This is why I'm laughing. Look, I'm a sick mom lawyer, right? Stupid ass. I told him that. I said, nigga, the niggas get tricked by all the laughing and the things, man. I remind niggas all the time. I remind niggas all the time. When I got out of jail, right? Rob Markman, Look, when Tony Yale got out of jail, I lived in Battery Park.

56:10Tony Yayo:Battery Park, where you see the Statue of Liberty, there's no garbage, little white kids barefoot, tourists are there, all the rich people, Asian, Asian, live by Battery Park. That's where 50 had us living. That's all I'm saying. Rob Markman, So with 50, if you was the sound with the unit, nah, we smoke duck, Morocco, Rob Markman 1 ,599, ponsel. I want to go to - Rob Markman 1 ,500. I want to go to - Rob Markman 1 ,500. You said you seen things from Cell. You went to see - Rob Markman 1 ,500. Nelson Mandela. Nelson Mandela. That's my illest experience in life. That's crazy. We went Johannesburg.

56:50Tony Yayo:We took a helicopter, went to Robbins Island. We went to the Cell that Nelson Mandela was in. We seen where they did the work at, where they made him do mad kind of shit outside. You know what I'm saying? it was political prisoners that blew shit up. Rob Markman It's crazy. I wanted to go, I wanted to, you know, the closest of shit I've been like that, I was in Tupac's cell. They put me in Tupac in the same cell when I was at IPC. They put me in Tupac, and then I was in Clinton. They be like, Tupac used to be in the cell. Then they put me in cell next to the old dirty bastard too. Like, them niggas used to be in that cell.

57:20I said, that was crazy and shit. And then when you told me that, I'm like, man, I want to go see how they had that nigga living over there. I want to see. That was 27 years? Yeah. Bananas. Niggas don't even know their history. 27 years?

57:31Tony Yayo:Yeah. And his cell was probably smaller. Smaller than bathroom doors. Damn. Yo, bro. When you think about that, being away for 27 years or for some shit just like, you know what I'm saying? Then come home with being the president. They call presidents out there, right? They got presidents in Africa, right? Yeah. Being the president, that's some crazy shit. Shout out to the names of Nelson Mandela. I could have met Nelson Mandela. I think the experiences, like the people you meet, like Jim Carrey watching his movies, Wesley Snipes. Rob Markman - I see y 'all niggas on, they be having a clip with y 'all niggas when y 'all had Jimmy performing.

58:05Rob Markman - Jim Carrey performing. I said, y 'all seen it. That was before my time.

58:08Tony Yayo:Rob Markman - Two people that I miss and never met was Michael Jackson and... What do you think? Michael Jackson and Nelson Mandela. Rob Markman - Because we was there, we could have went to the house. Rob Markman - Mine's is DMX. Rob Markman - You ever met DMX? I met DMX. Rob Markman - How was he? I would have loved to meet DMX. D from Rough Riders having me before, cause I used to be signed to Rough Riders way back in the day. What? Hell yeah, I remember they was shooting a video. You know what's crazy? D, I remember one time he showed us, I remember me and Ye-Ye was joking, we had Tracy Morgan on the show, but DMX knew how to do it like this, yeah?

58:39He had DMX cry like mad fast. He was like, yo, X, show them how you know how to cry. X did that shit like. Cry on demand? He just knew how to cry on the spot, like ASAP. Like real talk, he just - What do you mean he just knew how to cry? He didn't know how to cry. I guess that's what I'm saying. I didn't say - I need to learn that shit. I feel like that. If you cry out the man, drop his throat.

58:56Tony Yayo:I got to start laughing. If you can make it, they say, you know, cause I seen 50 do it, so it's like, you gotta think of something bad. Yeah, you gotta think of something deep, going deep thought. 50 do that shit too? Yeah. 50. Like any given time? 50's a good actor. Yeah, he can do that. He did that in front of us before. Murder can't do it. I get busy, man. You hear me? We ain't gonna talk about acting. We ain't gonna talk about acting. Wait, wait, wait. He always wanna leave that alone. Cause he always wanna leave that alone. They don't talk about acting. Hold on, hold on. I act way better.

59:23Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, Murda, hold on. Because we doing our giveaways on our show, something new me and Murda thought about, right? And we passed 100 ,000 subscribers. We blessed. Rob Markman, Shout out to everybody that subscribed to our show. You right? Appreciate the love. The unit. Rob Markman, We got some subscribers name in here. We're going to let us ladies hold this. Go ahead. Rob Markman, And then Bobby Smurda is going to pick a name out of there. And then we're going to give you with these - Exclusive A$AP Rocky Ray-Bans. Rob Markman, pull them down and show the people real quick. A$AP Rocky Ray-Bans.

59:57Tony Yayo:And Edwin is gonna mail it to you, post it to you. Just make sure you take a video and show us your gift. Rob Markman, this to me or this for them? Rob Markman, yeah that's the A$AP Rock. Shout out to A$AP Rocky. Rob Markman, yo y 'all better hope this shit ain't fire. I might not make it to y 'all, you heard? It might drop off UPS truck. You heard? All in the car. All right, the show, we shipped it out. Let's show you the track. Rob Markman, well I think UPS probably got a rock. Rob Markman, ASAP Rocky exclusive Ray-Ban. Rob Markman, ASAP Rocky. Muriel came from him personally. Rob Markman, how you lost his shit?

1:00:28I think one of the kids.

1:00:30Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, ASAP Rocky. They make them for females, so I might get some for my babies. You know, shout to ASAP. He's doing big things. We need you to pick a name. Show them that case with the ASAP sign on there too, so they know it's real. Yeah, pick one. Shout to ASAP Rocky. I'm going to pick the name. Got the magic touch. Just one name. Just one name. The mills to the mills clicking. Show them the mills. Period. Okay. Smurda, tell us the name. Smurda got to announce the name. Who's winning these ASAP Rocky Ray-Bans? Shout out to 100 ,000, over 100 ,000 subscribers. So one of our subscribers is going to win these Ray-Bans.

1:01:08All right. Yo, we got at Alive through you. At Alive through you is the winner of the Ray-Ban Shade. Yeah! At alive through you, congratulations. Hey, he's out Rocky Ray, man. Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, y 'all. Can they twerk on here? Yeah, they can twerk on here, man. Yeah, y 'all twerk real quick. We got Little Booty's Madden, too. Little Booty's Madden, too, goddammit. I tear the Little Booty up. I tear the Big Booty up and I tear the Little Booty up, baby. Bobby love all the girls. Bobby love all the girls. Hold on, man. Hold on. Little Booty's Madden. Little Booty's Madden, too, baby.

1:01:39Bobby love all. Shout to Ja Ja. You heard? We got Ja Ja. Bobby spurred in the building Brooklyn. It's a movie. Okay, hold on, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, how I doing, Bobby? How do I? Oh,.

1:01:59Tony Yayo:See, this is the energy that Bobby bring. No other guests will have niggas dancing, and wilding and girls dancing, drinks. It's the energy. That energy is, people love that, bro. If you streamed and you always stay with two women, I'm definitely watching you. You know what I mean? Just number one, you always got two. Rob Markman, We did a stream yesterday with like 10 girls. Where can we see you at? Are you on Kik? What are you on? Rob Markman, We on Triumph. Rob Markman, No, no, we going to Triumph. We was on Kik though. It was on live. Rob Markman, Oh, we going to kick? All right, well, I want to see you on Kik.

1:02:34Tony Yayo:Shout out to Kik. Rob Markman, So is this something that you're going to be starting to do regularly? Rob Markman, Yeah, I'm about to start streaming, but I'm scared to start streaming because Rob Markman, why? Rob Markman, my life is crazy, man. So should I... Listen, Instagram, I get to show them what I want to show them. You show them. Instagram, I get to show them what I want to show them. Smurda, smurda, smurda. Rob Markman, I be on business meetings, they be like, I'm talking business meetings, they talking about, oh, what you doing, having sex? You be up having sex all day with you. I'm like, nah, I'm trying to get the business done.

1:03:00You know what I'm saying? You motherfucking talking about sex.

1:03:02Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, my man on kick. Show the kick, man. Yo, listen, bro. That's right, we promoting that. Rob Markman, I be on kick, man. Jal, he done showed his life already. We done seen you in bed. What are you talking about? We seen you in bed with two women. I just seen you the other day in the car with two women. We know you so crack. We know you shot people. Y 'all trying to fuck up my wife. Y 'all trying to fuck me up for half the way. You always got two women. I got to have a wife one day, man. I'm going to have to have kids and a wife. Wife? What are you talking about? This nigga's crazy. Yo, this guy's in fantasy, man.

1:03:29Yo, this nigga in fantasy. Yo, yo, yo. They going to be looking at me like, this nigga's a maniac.

1:03:34Tony Yayo:Aw, man, boy. All I'm saying is I seen you online with two women in bed, right? I seen you online - Baby, come back. With two girls in the car. He said, baby, come back. And I see you - She's showing you a kick. Scream every day. We love you. You wanna see - Yo, one second. You know what I love about you? You live your life. You don't care and you a real gangster. Don't ever get it fucked up because he dance. Like, nigga did real time. Real shit was happening. Fact. The facts are the facts. It remind me, yo, you know what it remind me of? The baby, right? Look, the baby, listen, the baby is the coolest nigga in the world, dance, have fun, be humble, but he shot niggas before.

1:04:17Tony Yayo:Yo, shoot the shit out too fast. In public. Word, license. At the grocery store. Not glorifying it, but it's the truth. In front of his daughter, literally. This the Shooters edition, Real Report show. Microphone. Baby one of the niggas in the industry that I fuck with. That's what is different. Like me and baby got a relationship. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, y 'all live y 'all life, y 'all have fun, but y 'all niggas been through real shit. Baby, nah. Niggas relate to people that shoot people. Nah, actually like I've got personal relations. Like I fuck with baby. Like I see him, you know what I'm saying?

1:04:46A lot of people - Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen. The corporate now. I'm in the gentlemen. See? See? I'm trying to tell him. I'm corporate. Thank you. Thank you for keep yo. Yo, yo, thanks. You gotta keep me back. You gotta bring me back. He wore the glasses today and we got the hooligan vibe. You trying to be real coffee now. I'll start talking. I'll start forgetting who I am. Yeah, I'm blaming it on y 'all too. You gonna blame it on us? We ain't even did nothing. All I'm saying is this now, right? The new game is this.

1:05:13Tony Yayo:Look, Smurda, I'd rather see a nigga stream than be in the streets, because that's where the money's at. So I don't hate on Rakai or Dez or Talil or them young niggas getting money because you could be in the streets selling crack, doing shit you doing, but there's more money in I show speed wrestling now. Rob Markman, I show speed wrestling now. Rob Markman, I show speed, so if you start streaming, you can make$200 ,000,$400 ,000. You got these guys making Aiden Ross, all these guys making all this money. I'd rather see a kid stream where you ain't taking no risk and you making more of the money.

1:05:49Rob Markman, Yo, so put the team together. Tell 50, put the team together. Y 'all put the team together. Y 'all can put the team together. Y 'all ain't got a call for it. We about to invest in Bobby right now on the stream. We putting the team together. We gonna take a present of the revenue. That's done, that's a layup. We gonna put it on G-Una TV or whatever. Fippa's not gonna want nothing from you. Why not? Cause he don't care. No, but tell him we gonna put it on the steal his TV. He got the crew. Hell yeah. He just bought that old land. Anybody looking for content. Wait, wait, where he bought the land at?

1:06:14You know what it is? No, that's Shreveport. Listen. Where he bought that? Shreveport. What that said?

1:06:20Tony Yayo:Yo, Bobby, you know what I learned? Louisiana. Yeah, Louisiana. You know what I learned? I got so much land down there. You know what I learned? You know what I learned? Rob Markman, from Conway the Machine said some real shit to me in backstage. Because him and Murda, Murda knew him when he first started. You know Griselda and all that, right? And that nigga, this shit, he get dropped to Jewel. He said, yo, it's the power of the pull up. Rob Markman, The pull up? Rob Markman, Yeah, the power of the pull up. So like 50 have an event, like the last event he did in Shreveport, Dave Chappelle was there.

1:06:48Tony Yayo:Andrew Schultz was there. Pat Williams was there. Master P was there. So it's like you could meet somebody and get some other business or another check with just the power to pull up. Rob Markman - Just by pulling up. Rob Markman - And that was like a gem. Rob Markman - Just by pulling up. Rob Markman - You know what I'm saying? That was a gem that stuck with me. Rob Markman - You know what's crazy? Rob Markman - I met the guys that I seen at the party at. I met them through fucking with Snoop son. Rob Markman - Look at that. Rob Markman - Yeah, with C on some crypto shit. Rob Markman - Crypto?

1:07:20Rob Markman - And then Snoop 50. There's a few niggas that gave me game inside the industry that made me move the way I moved. Snoop was one of them. So I see how both of them niggas used to be together all the time when they was young. Because those two gave me game type shit. So I met the guy from SL Green, one of my partners, Andrew, and I met them through Snoop and then that's how I got to investing in them. Then I got seen the parties with y 'all and I started meeting everybody with them niggas. I started meeting motherfuckers. I had me in a room one day, it's the, what's the niggas that own Louis Vuitton and all them niggas calling it?

1:07:58They own Hennessy, Louis Vuitton. Rob Markman, Ph.D.: Oh, Hennessy Killian? Rob Markman, Ph.D.: Nah, what's these niggas called? Rob Markman, Ph.D.: I don't know. Rob Markman, Ph.D.: Yeah, them niggas. Rob Markman, Ph.D.: Yeah, LBMA's. Rob Markman, Ph.D.: So I'm with these niggas in a room one day, and I said, thanks, and it was them. There was some other niggas at the table, I think nigga who made WhatsApp in them. So they started, like, we at the table, and then they at the next table, we at the table. So he started asking me shit. They like, which one you think is the richest person at the table?

1:08:20I'm like, I don't know.

1:08:22Tony Yayo:The nigga with the Apple watch. Hell no, the nigga who got nothing. That motherfucker who look like the - Yeah, we used to have a party like that. I told him we were going to weigh all this. I said, look, the motherfucker who look like he going camping. You already got the vest on this and that. This nigga, I said, yeah, why? I said, this motherfucker right here. I got to be friends with this nigga. I said, this motherfucker, you got to teach me some shit. Next thing I said, he said, you right. I said, how much you worth? It's like 15 billion. The nigga made WhatsApp. I said, what the fuck? I was like, what's happening?

1:08:46I be using that shit all the time. I said, yo, what's up? I met the motherfucking on the thing. I started on the whole thing.

1:08:52Tony Yayo:Yo, listen. One of my favorite things on YouTube is Drewski could have been love. Sometimes you go a little far with shit, but it's funny as fuck, right? Nah, Drewski is crazy. Drewski is a different animal. He's my son, but that nigga's a different animal. But listen, but if you had a show, right? Like that with different women in the house, I would watch it every day. If you was a little kid - It gotta be Mills. I mean, it could be MILFs, it could be younger women. How y 'all feel about it being MILFs, ladies? I think that's the reason why. Listen. Listen, they go, they go, they, they, they, listen.

1:09:26They work with me. Jaja, I'm telling you, that's where the money's at. They work for me. Get this guy, listen, Jaja, listen to me. You understand?

1:09:30Tony Yayo:Investing, get him a mansion, get 10 girls in there, they sign the waivers and all that. These my secretaries. And you do a pretty big love like Drewski with Bobby Smyrna, because he can do it. He's trying to say he want a wife, but I always see him with two women. Two women in the bed, two women in the car, two women on the show. I can see that, Bobby. I can see that. That's my favorite show. Shout out to Jusky. Big girls. Could have been love. That shit's funny. Big girls. No, I fucked a big girl one time. They tried to make sure you don't catch no feelings. I hit a big girl one time. Bobby said big girls.

1:10:00I hit one big girl out of my life one time. She was a fly big girl though. She was a fly big girl. Shout out to the big girls. Yeah. I hit it one time. I fucked it up. Yeah, shout out to the big girls. Slice hit it too. Slice hit it too. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? It's like, Billy hit it too, yeah? Yo, it's a good job.

1:10:19Tony Yayo:Then he said he want a private life. He always go viral. He want a private life. He always go viral. You just went, listen. He just went viral in a car. He had a shirt off. You know, he cut up. He like this. With the two girls. He sitting there. All over him. Know what I'm saying? They licking on you. You wilding. Oh, listen. Talking about you out of private life, man. What are you talking about? You might as well just have the TV show and let Yayo and everybody in the world watch it. They're going to love it. You're going to make a lot of money. Y 'all got to produce it. Y 'all got to produce it.

1:10:48Y 'all got to produce it. Y 'all take the breath. I'm with that. I'm doing the special. I got to invest in that. Listen, exactly. That's what I'm saying. I'm coming down with you and the product on the productions. We going to do the TV show. We going to do the album, the TV show. Might as well do all that you want. I'm called 50. Let's go, bro. 50, I'm ready to go, man. You know I'll fuck with the other niggas, you heard? Rob Markman, you know I'm fuck with Ratney, no shit. I can see this nigga doing movies.

1:11:15Tony Yayo:I can see him doing movies. I can see him doing comedy. Come get me, you know what I'm saying? I can see you doing a lot of shit, bro. Cause you a funny nigga, bro. You don't even know. What I like is you don't give a fuck. Once I stop giving a fuck about anything... I always tell people to make my life better. I like people that don't give a fuck. Listen, I'm so honest. It's funny, you heard? I don't give a fuck so much. People be trying to tell me something, and I'm like, oh, they want me to give a fuck. and I try to, but it don't urge, it don't bump, and I just start laughing. But then I start getting the conscious like, damn, I gotta have kids one day, so I can't be doing this.

1:11:46Rob Markman - But you with two women all the time, what is this preacher shit you telling

1:11:49Tony Yayo:me? Rob Markman - No, because listen, you know what pimp stand for? Rob Markman - Come on, Murda, keep it real. Murda, why you not keeping it real? Why you - Murda, this is my little brother, so I don't mind, I let him have fun. Rob Markman - I let him have fun and do what the fuck you want to do. Rob Markman - So Murda, Murda, okay, listen, we seen him - Rob Markman - He's gonna settle down eventually and have kids. When he first came home, we seen him maybe in the bed with two women, right? That one viral. You keep talking about this bed with two women. It was viral! We gonna play some of this stuff if we could, right?

1:12:16Tony Yayo:Then, recently, Ja, he's overseas with two Ireland chicks, shirt off. Wildlands. They licking on you. You know that's gonna go viral. Then you come down show. Yo, look. You know we have to wait on Bobby Smurda, because you know, Murda said you had two girls around you. I don't know what's going on. You coming here and show two girls. You saw Bobby coming today? I said, well, he called me the two girls. I didn't even think he was coming. You a movie, so you might as well just support your life now, because it's gonna sell. Trust me, you're entertaining, bro. That's how you get in a room with them billionaires we was in a room with.

1:12:56Tony Yayo:Nigga Payton's was 15 million. I'm like, what is Bobby Smurda doing? I don't even know the nigga Jha. I'm here with 50. I wouldn't have been here. I'm here with 50. I'm like, how the fuck is this nigga here? Yo, they all cop for my son Todd. My son Todd. Tell me you the bugger. This nigga's a billionaire. This nigga's in the crib dancing like, what the fuck? How did he get this book in? He get money. Like niggas don't understand the business of him. He's an L nigga. When I seen that, that looked at me, I looked totally different. Jha, you gotta understand, the man in Miami, I don't know his name, he had art on the wall.

1:13:33Tony Yayo:That's Wayne. Wayne. Wayne? Yo, that's my guy. He had art on the wall. He had all his houses. He's all over my page, right? He's all over my page. Yo, all through his crib. Listen, tell him, am I lying? This man had - He got those Basquiat payers in his crib. Yo, bro, this man, yo, listen, this man had art, am I lying? Art through his whole crib, right? He got these Basquiat payers in his house. That caused houses. Rob Markman, I'm like, how the fuck is Bobby Smyr here? I play paddle and this shit. That's crazy. Rob Markman, them niggas own the motherfuckers street paddle shit. Them niggas own motherfuckers one Vanderbilt type of shit, man.

1:14:06Niggas get big yachts, I'm chill party on a million dollar yachts and shit. I'm like this, long way from the trap, baby. Long way, baby. Long way, baby. Listen, I can't. Long way from the trap, baby. Rob Markman, Yo Ja, can we imagine? I'm like, listen, what I used to be doing, nigga.

1:14:22Tony Yayo:You're stupid. Yo, but look, I'm telling you, please start your love for the shit. Yo, I'm just not telling the story. Yo, I'm just not telling the story. I'm still here. I'm going wild. I'm fucking wild. Start your show, because if you start Jewski's show, I'm going to watch it. You might be in competition with that guy, bro. Nah, they ain't going to fuck with me. Rob Markman, why not? You in a mansion with women, you going to wild out. They ain't going to fuck with me. I got to do older women. I got to show old, I got to... Nah, you're bugging. People are going to watch you. You're entertaining, bro.

1:14:48Tony Yayo:The reason why the Melph... I got to do the Melph, right? Give me like 10, 15 minutes... They going to listen. the young girls, they're gonna be my assistants and produce it and everything with me. They tell the oldest people what to do, but we need to reunite they flames. Rob Markman - I don't think you know how entertaining you are. Rob Markman - I don't think you know how entertaining you are. Rob Markman - We need the 45s. Rob Markman - I don't think you know how entertaining you are. Rob Markman - We need them 45s. Rob Markman - 45, 50, bow, knock them down. That's gonna be my source. I knock them down, you know what I'm saying?

1:15:15So that's gonna be more entertainment. Yo, 50, let's do the MILF, you know what I'm saying? My assistant's taking note right now.

1:15:24She's taking the notes right now. So as I said, we're going to do the MILF scene. It's going to be like 15 MILFs. We're going to reunite they flames. We need divorced ones. We need a couple of divorced ones. You know what I'm saying? Make sure that thing tight. That ain't had that thing stretched out in a long time. I just got a 20-year, 10-year clock. We need some whittles. You know what I'm saying? One, two whittles.

1:15:48Tony Yayo:This is what I be talking about, man. Rob Markman, We're gonna reunite and we're gonna bring happiness to their face again. We're gonna make them smile. We're gonna make them joyful. We're gonna make them happy running around. Yo listen, Ja, I know you seen my last ex, right? Yeah, my old hair. You know I had one, she like 48. That ex-Ja. She like, listen, so listen, I'm fucking Wayne and them, Andrew and them, right? They like, yo B, you fucking, I ain't even know anything. She ain't doing like some big shit, some honey. You know what I'm saying? She come from a hundred million dollar family and shit.

1:16:22She don't know. You know what I'm saying? But I ain't even know. I'm just fucking with her. You know what I'm saying? She's Jewish, 48, pussy good. I'm fucking, you know what I'm saying? Shout out to Bobby and the Rich Milf. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to Rich Milf. She looks like she 30. Shout out to you know what I'm saying? I broke that flame back to her. Yo, listen. Then she started tripping. Then she started tripping. Why she tripping? Huh? Why she start tripping? Try to buy. Like nigga listen, try to lock it down. You know what I'm saying? You fucked up. You crazy. You fucked up.

1:16:48Everybody keep telling me that. I say, listen, baby, listen, I'm a man. You in them rooms for a reason. I'm a man.

1:16:52Tony Yayo:Listen, you got to understand. I am a man. You got to understand. Listen, you got to understand. When we go to a billionaire's house, when I go, look, I'm at a billionaire's house in Miami, right? Me, murder, we go there with 50. We go, we walk in, we see Kim Kardashian. I'm like, what the fuck? Rob Markman, Khloe was there too. Rob Markman, Khloe was there. Rob Markman, Khloe was there. Rob Markman, Khloe was there. Rob Markman, Khloe was there. Oh yeah, I forgot they was there. They was on Excess. Rob Markman, Khloe was there. Look, then you see Serena. Serena's in there dancing. I'm like, oh this shit.

1:17:22Tony Yayo:This nigga's. Then they like, everybody's like, the art, the art. They looking at the art on the wall. They like, 10 million, 5 million. Basquiao paid. I'm like, didn't you just see Bobby, bitch? Bobby, bitch. Now I looked at you totally different. That's why I think, yo, if you go on YouTube with the - They don't know the people I be - Yo, look, if you stream, look, if you stream, it's gonna make money. If you do something on YouTube, like it could have been Love, because that's one of my favorite shows, with the ladies, because you good with the ladies. The ladies love you. We gotta do the male.

1:17:52The young girls fight. We need males. You know why I don't need the males. We need all kind of women. The males not gonna fight. Bro. Now, y 'all different. I'm with y 'all. Y 'all different. Stop, man. Stop, man. You need all kind of women. All right, so if you see them with me, you know they different. These are the 15%, you know it's never all, it's always 85%, they're not the majority, they're the 15%, they with me. But I'm just saying, the 85 % of the girls that we do have in this generation now, it's a lot, you know what I'm saying? And they know that, you know what I'm saying? That's why they shine like that and I keep them on that hospital, how do you say that?

1:18:22Pedal stool. Yo, this nigga right here, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I forgot, that's right, that's right. He said it in the song. That's right, I been forgetting that. I been forgetting that, Bobby. That's right, probably, probably. He passed up his name too. That's why they on the pedestal. You got some more than pedestal. I'm just being honest, baby. I'm just being honest. About this come back dirty, I'm just being honest.

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