In short
The episode is a rap-and-pop-culture news roundup focused on hip-hop legacies, AI controversy, celebrity boxing, and New York/US street culture. Guests discuss Rich Homie Quan’s posthumous AI video for “Still Dead,” arguing it’s acceptable if the family/estate approves, and debating how AI/deepfakes affect legacy and fraud risk. They also react to Ray J’s celebrity boxing match (vs. Superhighfire), where Ray J claimed the fight was “fixed,” but the hosts say the knockout didn’t look fixed; they mention Chris Brown supporting Ray J and Aiden Ross promoting the event. They cover Drake surpassing Jay-Z on Billboard’s Top 200 and predict Jay-Z may respond with a diss on someone else’s track rather than a full album. They then shift to Funk Flex/Hot 97 DJ drama (Flex saying he’s done with “little DJs” and gatekeeping concerns). Notable examples include Rob Bass’s death (Rob Bass & DJ EZ Rock), Tupac’s 2012 hologram at Coachella, and “teen takeover” TikTok mall incidents leading to DC curfew enforcement.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOGifts and Laughs
0:36 to 4:25
The hosts share a lighthearted moment discussing gifts and personal anecdotes.
“On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends, me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Dave Attell to David Letterman help make you funnier.”
Tribute to Rob Bass
4:25 to 6:22
The hosts pay tribute to rapper Rob Bass and reflect on his legacy in hip hop.
“Rob Markman, But I'm a little bit like a video game.”
Drake's Achievements
6:22 to 11:15
Discussion about Drake surpassing Jay-Z's Billboard records and his lyrical themes.
“He gonna live through the music though, man.”
AI in Music: Rich Homie Quan
11:15 to 12:28
The hosts discuss the controversy surrounding an AI-generated video for Rich Homie Quan's posthumous song.
“Rob Markman, His AI video caused a lot of backlash with the people.”
The Future of AI
12:28 to 14:00
Conversation about the implications of AI in music and its potential impact on jobs and creativity.
“I was about to say, it looked good, man.”
AI in Music and Its Legacy
14:00 to 16:45
Discussion on the implications of AI technology in posthumous music releases.
“Well, Elon Musk is doing it, so it don't matter.”
AI in Music and Its Legacy
16:46 to 17:44
Discussion on the implications of AI technology in posthumous music releases.
“He was playing a little snippet of an exclusive one of the Pop Smoke unreleased songs and it was sounding...”
Ray J's Boxing Match Controversy
18:16 to 21:20
Exploring the details and implications of Ray J's recent boxing match and its alleged fix.
“I don't know what's going on with Ray J.”
Teen Takeover Phenomenon
21:21 to 27:48
Analyzing the trend of teen takeovers in urban areas and its societal implications.
“Rob Markman, So that's what I was going to talk to you guys about.”
Shooting Incidents Near the White House
27:49 to 28:01
Discussion about recent shooting incidents at the White House and media reactions.
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Gunshots Near the White House
28:01 to 29:50
Discussion about a viral incident involving gunshots near the White House and responses to it.
“There were shots ringing out And now this time again But what went viral from this situation was how one of the reporters actually handled it.”
Drama Among DJs at Hot 97
29:51 to 32:49
Exploration of the ongoing drama and conflicts among DJs at Hot 97, including Funk Flex.
“I told him, I called him up and told him to get on the show.”
The Hustle of Reselling APs
32:50 to 36:23
A lively conversation about the hustle involved in reselling luxury items like AP watches and sneakers.
“Rob Markman, Word of God, to the whole Hot 97.”
Legal Troubles for Lil Durk
36:24 to 41:43
An update on Lil Durk's legal issues, including potential additional charges against him.
“So he was waiting for them - Rob Markman, The resale value was crazy.”
Podcast Promotions
42:02 to 43:14
Listeners are introduced to various podcasts including 'Humor Me' and 'Reality with the King'.
“Thank God he didn't listen to me, right?”
Discussion on Crime and Sentencing
43:14 to 45:09
The hosts discuss the sentencing of Alicia Andrews and implications of crime in Florida.
“you already know there's a lot to break down.”
Future of Technology and AI
45:09 to 47:23
A conversation about the potential advancements in technology, including AI and robots.
“that you guys have talked about before, which is correlated to the Julio Fulio case.”
Robot Helpers: Pros and Cons
47:23 to 50:19
The hosts debate the utility and potential of having robots as domestic helpers.
“Yeah, she gonna be on, yeah, by that time.”
Autonomous Vehicles and Trust in Technology
50:19 to 52:40
Discussion about autonomous vehicles and public trust in their safety and reliability.
“That's the whole thing they're doing now.”
Closing Thoughts and Listener Engagement
52:40 to 53:48
The hosts summarize the episode and encourage listeners to engage with the show.
“I would call my joint like Benson or something.”
Transcript
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0:35Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends, me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Dave Attell to David Letterman help make you funnier. On this episode, my guests Bob Odenkirk and Kids in the Hall's Bruce McCullough try and help the Kazoo Kid and Tay Zon Day be famous again. You know, people love alternate universe shows, right? Those are very big right now. So what if there's an alternate universe show where you guys are incredibly popular? Well, and they could travel the land doing meet and greets and solving crimes. No, like I...
1:14Tony Yayo:They're constantly needed at malls. Either for signings or because that's where a murder took place. Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends from iHeartMedia and Big Money Players. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. For years, the Unhoused has been presented as a monolith in mainstream media. Weedie Unhoused is a podcast that's changing the narrative. I'm Theo Henderson, and I created the show while I was Unhoused on the streets of Los Angeles. We've grown into a two-time Webby Award winning podcast. The only podcast that shares Unhoused stories and news from the Unhoused perspective.
1:59Listen to We The Unhoused on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is. Getting a racist statue removed. And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it is. Getting a new one put up in its place. I'm Akilah Hughes, and Rebel Spirit Season 2 is about both of those things. As I was watching these statues come down, I was thinking about what it meant that I grew up in a majority black city in which there were more homages to enslavers than there were to enslaved people. Listen to Rebel Spirit Season 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
2:36What name would you give your robot?
2:39Tony Yayo:I'd probably call my robot Killer. Killer? Killer, what up? Killer, killer do the dishes. Killer Rob? Killer, get the laundry. That's crazy. That's crazy. I would call my joint like Benson or something. Like a butler name. Yeah, I'm giving my joint a butler name. He gonna be having to. Man. The food coming and all that. I know you just gave your robot a dog. The garbage out, man. He didn't get stabbed. Go ahead, shut the up. Okay. Bro, bro. Bro, bro. You get movies with. Out! Rebels! Yo, bro, bro. Get out of my video, man. I don't get that one. Get out of my window. That's how. Out my list. Get out of my list.
3:18Tony Yayo:Get out of my list. Get out of my list. Gentlemen, I know you guys are in a really good mood today and I'm glad. Why you say that? Because, why not? It's a good day. We came through the record. Y 'all been mad productive. Let's go. I just want to start really quick with just a little bit of a, I guess a surprise in a sense. I have gifts for you guys. Oh, really? It's just more of a token of appreciation because you guys have been doing so great. Some new money? Not money. I don't have money for you, but I do have these for you guys. I'm going to hand it to you. That's funny What I have in my hand I'm going to give it to them It's DVDs It's one of reprisal And one for SWAT For you guys to actually Watch your own movie I appreciate you my brother Thank you But look Oh no you on reprisal I'm on this one Alright cool I'm going to watch Is this the one that you're in?
4:11Tony Yayo:Yeah I thought I was on the cover You ain't on the cover You ain't on the cover Let me see those Let me see the movies We gonna definitely check this out. Rob Markman, We gonna definitely check this out. Rob Markman, Even though we gotta find it on YouTube or something. Rob Markman, You know, just in case it wasn't available on streaming. Rob Markman, But I'm a little bit like a video game. My don't even look at this. Rob Markman, Yeah, your looking crazy. I thought this was a PlayStation game. Rob Markman, You know, we shit on each other about movies and stuff like that. Rob Markman, It's a rare report.
4:39Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, But he definitely did one with Bruce Willis. Bruce, that was, you know. Rob Markman, Yeah, come on. Rob Markman, That makes it a bigger movie for you anyway. Rob Markman, Of course, man. You know the vibes, man. Of course, man. It wasn't tough to find these movies, by the way. You know, they're available. Oh, okay. It was on Amazon. I got them both on Amazon. Okay. One was in Blu-ray. Make sure y 'all go watch my movie reprisal featuring Bruce Willis, man. Yeah. Shout to Bruce Willis, man. You heard? Shout to Bruce Willis. Love Bruce Willis. Got to put some notes. Salute that, man.
5:06Tony Yayo:Memorial Day weekend. Memorial Day weekend. I don't know. It was like, it was raining. Yeah. And it stopped raining. Then it was nice. And everybody was surprised. so a lot of barbecues I guess was canceled. Off and on, off and on. You know I was running around Shelter 50, he got the Hulu documentary. He had to do the documentary in Queens. But we have lost in the legend in hip hop, rest in peace to Rob Bass. It takes two to make a thing go right. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It takes two to make it out of sight. We always salute our legends on this show. You know what I mean? Rest in peace to Rob Bass. Rob Bass, one half of the legendary duo Rob Bass and DJ EZ Rock has died at 59 after a private battle with cancer.
5:46Tony Yayo:Rest in peace to him. I didn't even know Rob Bass was from Harlem. You know, shout out to him. And his mainstream hit was 1988. It Takes Two to Make a Thing Go Right. Samples, you know, one of the most simple songs ever. From Fat Joe, Kickapree, DJ Jazzy Jeff. Jeff paid tribute online after the news broke. DJ EZ Rock, his longtime partner and childhood friend, previously passed away in 2014 from complications. Related to diabetes, rest in peace to him too. How y 'all feel about that? We lost another pillar of hip hop, rest in peace to Rob Bass. Rob Markman, Jr.: It's sad. He gonna live through the music though, man.
6:23Tony Yayo:I see no forever legend. He gonna live through the music. Rob Markman, Jr.: Did you know Rob Bass is from Harlem? Rob Markman, Jr.: I definitely didn't know that. Rob Markman, Jr.: I didn't even know that. Shout out to Harlem. Y 'all definitely got a legend with him. You know, that's another one. Rob Markman, Jr.: Yeah, definitely. Rob Markman, Jr.: I didn't know he was from there. But I remember the big change - Rob Markman, Jr.: We just had Kid Capri on the show. I see Capri has sampled one of his own, sampled his joints. Rob Markman, Oh definitely. Rob Markman, Yeah, I saw him comment saying that he was just speaking to him a couple of weeks back.
6:45Rob Markman, Look at that. Rob Markman, Yeah, yeah, definitely. Rob Markman, And it's true, I love what you say, which is like, or both of y 'all saying like we're going to respect and celebrate them through the music. I remember when Scoop passed away, that was a tough time too, and just still hearing his voice in the clubs.
7:02Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, I mean, we always going to respect the legends, because like I said, I always shout out Ralph McDaniels and Video Music Box because that's where we used to see everything at. That was like the first thing. I remember me being a kid. That was YouTube. That was BNT. That was the whole match in the beginning. Yeah, you know, it was Video Music Box and you had Nintendo. You know, those are the two things that I like, you know, duck hunting and everything. Nintendo, what the fuck? Yeah, I'm just saying as a kid. I didn't know how you went from Video Music Box and Nintendo. No, cause like, you know, what's dropping the new...
7:27Tony Yayo:You had Atari too? You had Atari too? Nah, I never had Atari. I was just Nintendo. I'm fucking with Atari and Nintendo. You gotta think about this. Like all the stuff that we was kids Like He-Man that's coming back out in movie theaters. I seen that. I'm going to go out. That's something I want to go check. Rob Markman 1, 2 Chainz I remember He-Man. I remember Nintendo. And I remember Video Music Box. Rob Markman 1, 2 Chainz That was the thing. And then karate on Sundays. Rob Markman 1, 2 Chainz On Saturdays. Rob Markman 1, 2 Chainz Yeah, Saturdays. Rob Markman 1, 2 Chainz I was going to say, y 'all definitely had Walkmans, right?
7:53Rob Markman 1, 2 Chainz Yeah, everybody had Walkmans back then, man. Rob Markman 1, 2 Chainz I'm a little past the Walkman. Rob Markman 1, 2 Chainz I'm the CD era. Rob Markman 1, 2 Chainz Well, the Walkman CD. Well, definitely.
8:01Tony Yayo:We talking about the 80s growing up as a kid. You know what I'm saying? I was born in 78. The 80s, just going into the 80s, that era was crazy. You had Madonna. You had Prince. You had Michael Jackson. We could talk about the movie again. It was definitely good. Everything as a kid is coming back. He, man. Shout out to Drake because Drake is doing Michael Jackson numbers right now, ain't he? He's right now number one, two, and three in the billboard. God damn. Rob Markman, Drizzy. Rob Markman, Drizzy. Rob Markman, You ever think one of the best rappers alive will be from Canada? Nobody ever thought that, man.
8:35Tony Yayo:Shout out to Drake. I tell you what they know. Right, with Drake taking all them lines. You know what I was thinking about with all them lines, the slick lines I was thinking about? The shots he was taking? And I think about how competitive this one particular artist is that been hearing all the shots that Drake been taking is my man Jay-Z. I think Jay going to respond to Drake. Rob Markman, I don't know. I could see. Nah, Jay too competitive. I think he too competitive. Drake just passed him and all that. I think, and Drake ain't been subliminal. He been taking them shots kind of direct, like being slick.
9:09I think J-Go say something.
9:10Tony Yayo:All I'm saying is when you analyze Drake lyrics, right? I'm going to give you the perfect example. He said, I went St. Baptiste on the Lamborghini. What's the line? Or the Ferrari or whatever? I'll tell you right now. St. Baptiste is somebody that got beheaded back in the day. You know what I'm saying? So he's saying, I beheaded the Lambo. You know, on this album right here, when he says he's turned from the boy to the man, I think, because 40, he said it in his rhymes. 40 told me to get deeper, pause, right? He's talking more about his life. He's talking about his moms. Now I'm the father to my moms.
9:47Tony Yayo:Taking care of your moms. My mom's getting older. I'm battling with age. He got a lot of slippery lines. Rob Markman I know, but all that, when he was saying like the jig is up and not take the 500 ,000 instead of the dinner because I can't learn nothing from none of you niggas and all that. Rob Markman - That's the boss enough. Rob Markman - And y 'all niggas calling Hov for a second opinion. All I'm saying is he's saying a lot of direct things and I feel like Hov, I know Hov is competitive when it comes to this rap shit. Rob Markman - But I - Rob Markman - I see Hov saying some things back. Rob Markman - But when you think about this, right?
10:18Tony Yayo:Rob Markman - I just think it's going to be a good time in hip hop. Rob Markman - Look, Hov is one of them guys, right? Rob Markman - I think it's about to be a good time. Rob Markman - But you got to think about this, right, Murk? Rob Markman, he surpassed everything Jay Z did already. Rob Markman, So he did surpass Jay for the most number one hip hop albums by rappers. Rob Markman, He surpassed Jay for everything he did already. So if you surpassing Jay at doing shit and your next deal going to be for two billion and you got artists like Party Next Door, you could probably sign to Miley Santana.
10:43Tony Yayo:He working on probably having his label now to keep Boston up. Rob Markman, Yeah, but that don't got nothing to do with Jay responding. Rob Markman, But is he going to respond with the whole album though? Rob Markman, No, not the whole album. Hell no. Rob Markman, Because Drake is throwing jabs through the whole album at everybody. Rob Markman, It might be on somebody's record. I could see Ho responding on somebody else's record. Something like that. You know what I'm saying? Not even the Ho record. I could see him responding on maybe somebody else's record. Rob Markman, Well right now, shout out to Canada, Toronto, The Six.
11:11Tony Yayo:It's a Drake summer. Let's get into Rich Homie Quan, rest in peace. Rob Markman, Definitely. Rob Markman, His AI video caused a lot of backlash with the people. It's called Still Dead. What do you think about that? I mean, you don't think his family has the right to kind of do what they want to do? Rob Markman Yeah, I'm not mad at that. Rob Markman Rest in peace to Rich Homie Kwon. Rob Markman So this is the thing, right? So, and we're going to put the visuals up as well. So Rich Homie Kwon made an AI music, well, his estate or his people made an AI music video for his song, a post humor song called Still Death.
11:41Rob Markman His people, his family. Rob Markman Yeah, his people. Rob Markman His estate, depending on who that is. Rob Markman Okay, yeah. Rob Markman Now, the controversy is it not really of just using the AI, but also of of what people do with the content after he's passed away. How do you feel about that? And Murt, I really want to concentrate on your end because when you do your last wrap up, heavy AI, very entertaining, lot of views, lot of impressions. What do you feel like about a situation like this when it's someone that's passed away? Murt Gawain I think if his family approves it, I think it's all good.
12:14If that's a way for them to see their loved ones still in a certain way, being creative, and to still actually provide some money for them, I ain't got no problem with it. I think it's a dope thing. Definitely if the family's behind it, I think it's dope, man.
12:27Tony Yayo:And the video looks good, man. I was about to say, it looked good, man. So for the family, they get to see it. They love one looking good. It makes them feel good. Bring back some good memories. I think it's a good thing, man. And for you, I know you for the 420 mix that you did, right? Yeah. You used some AI as well. Yeah, definitely. I think AI is the future. And for all the young kids, I tell everybody to get involved in AI because that's going to be the future. I just seen something online. I don't know how real it is, but they had a robot. I think it was 20 hours and he packaged 240 ,000, 49 ,000 packages.
13:00Tony Yayo:He was just like this, Eddie. So I'm like, I mean, we going to a whole nother soon. Ain't going to be no job. So you better learn AI something. Yeah. So I pulled up right here. It's... There you go. That's exactly what you're talking about right there. 22 ,000 packages in 17 hours. I thought it was more than that. The video itself looks like AI. 22 ,000 packages in 17 hours. 22 ,000 packages. Look, this video itself looks AI. Again, people are seeing it. No, but there was people behind it. It was an actual video. But I also saw something where they just fired a bunch of AI stuff because it was costing too much money.
13:35You could probably look something up like that. So that's the thing. It's like, now there's a big debate about AI right now, which is like a lot of major data centers, right? And the use of water is a big deal. It's expensive to maintain this shit now. It's a lot of maintenance. They start thinking it was going to be easy to replace people. It's not looking like it's that easy because this is actually costing more money than they thought. Correct, right, Ed? Yeah. Why they say that? Because it's not as cheap as they thought. They haven't figured it out just yet. Let's say that.
14:05Tony Yayo:Well, Elon Musk is doing it, so it don't matter. You could tell them robots are taking over. Once they get the right computer chips, because Elon Musk got some new computer chips he's working on. that's supposed to be like AI6, AI5. Rob Markman - AI course crisis emerges. See, like they thought... It's not what they thought. It's not as easy as they thought. Rob Markman - It's also the high usage. A lot of people are using... So let's say I can only imagine how much you had to do, because your wrap up was over 20 minutes, right? Rob Markman - Yes. About 17, 18 minutes. Shout out to my guy, mind of a kind.
14:36Rob Markman - Yeah. So it's like even that, there's a lot of prompts, a lot of thinking, a lot of re-usage. I think that's where it really gets complicated. Rob Markman - Yes, correct. Rob Markman, now again, going back to Rich Homie Kwong, right? I get what you guys mean when it comes to the state and everything. Now what does that do to the legacy of ours? I feel like a lot of post humorous material has gone. I think that happened with Pop Smoke -
14:58Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, I think the technology is great. You've seen it with Dr. Dre years ago at Coachella. Rob Markman, I know you're talking about - Rob Markman, I was there. Rob Markman, Tupac, right? Rob Markman, Tupac, right? Rob Markman, Tupac, right? Rob Markman, Tupac, right? Rob Markman, Tupac, right? Rob Markman, Tupac, right? Rob Markman, Tupac, right? Tupac hologram, that was a great thing. You know what I'm saying? Like, look how real it looked. Rob Markman, by the way, that was 2012. I just want to say that. It was crazy. So that was way back and Dr. Dre was on that technology. Rob Markman, that was that long ago.
15:25Tony Yayo:Yeah, that was that long ago. Rob Markman, now look how real Tupac look up there. I remember being there and I remember seeing it ahead of time when they showed it to 50 in the studio. We went to the studio, Dr. Dre, 50's everybody there and they showed the Tupac hologram. Rob Markman, I feel like it was pretty dope. Rob Markman, that was big news when it came out too, man. Yes. Rob Markman, I think technology is dope. I think it's getting crazy now. Even when you scroll through Instagram, you see AI girls. You could tell it's like, is this girl AI? Rob Markman, Yeah, you could tell they be doing a little thing.
15:52Rob Markman, Is this skit AI?
15:54Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, Yeah. Rob Markman, It's getting crazier and crazier because as time goes by, technology is going faster. Rob Markman, That'll freak out a lot at all. Rob Markman, Do you guys know what deep fakes are? Deep fakes are when you get somebody on a webcam, right? and you could put another person's face on that face live on the webcam. And people would be scamming like that now. I didn't know about that. Yeah. People would be doing a lot of weird shit with AI. That's where people get freaked out. So again, back to the rich homie. So you guys feel like... I feel like whatever his family agreed to, that's really more on them.
16:28Tony Yayo:I mean, the fans are going to feel the way the fans feel. They might like it, they might not. But if a Nipsey one comes out, because Nipsey's supposed to be dropping the album, Shout out to Black Sand, rest in peace Nip. Rob Markman - Definitely. Rob Markman - You know what I mean? If Nipsey do it, we gonna wanna see the Nipsey videos. Rob Markman - Definitely. Rob Markman - Pop Smoke got more music. Rob Markman - We gonna wanna see that. Rob Markman - I just seen one of these people just actually dropped the... He was playing a little snippet of an exclusive one of the Pop Smoke unreleased songs and it was sounding...
16:52Woo! It was sounding like a smoker, man. So I like to see a video of that. Rob Markman - Yeah, one of these people's right. Rob Markman - Yeah, he was playing an unreleased Pop Smoke right there. Rob Markman - Oh man. Rob Markman - Pop Smoke song we would love to hear. It was sounding like a, oh, it was a smoker. Rob Markman - Wait, you're saying there's an unreleased pop smoke song. Rob Markman - Yeah, one of his mans was saying that. Rob Markman - He was playing it in the car. Rob Markman - It didn't sound like AI either. Rob Markman - There wasn't no AI. This was pop smoke. It was sounding fire.
17:13Rob Markman - Definitely. Rob Markman - Like, so yeah. Rob Markman - Crazy.
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18:26Tony Yayo:That was good. That was good. If I hit you with two, Fizz. I don't know what's going on with Ray J. That's my boy, man. I don't know, man. Yeah, shout out to Ray J. It just seemed like he just... I don't know. The streaming thing is okay. Shout out to Kick and shout out to what Aiden Ross doing. I just never thought I would see Ray J just in the ring like that. I ain't even hear about this fight. I didn't even know he was fighting. No, shout out to Aiden Ross. He had the fight. You had Michael Beasley, Lance Stevenson. I told my guy Lance Stevenson. Yeah. Let's go Brooklyn. That's my guy. Brooklyn hit him in a chokehold.
18:56Tony Yayo:You had this fight, Ray J and Superfire. I didn't know who he was. Yeah, Superhighfire. Superhighfire too. Superhighfire. We know him now. We know he went viral. He's back. Ray J said the fight was supposed to be fixed. Yes. He said he was supposed to actually win. Well, that punch don't look fixed. No, that punch does not look fixed. I mean, I just think Ray J was just saying he had the heart problems. So Ray J, get better, man. I don't know what you doing in the ring. I seen Chris Brown hoping that Ray J, he was there. Shout out to Chris Brown. He's about to go on tour. Yo, Ant, we need some tickets we can sell up here.
19:28Tony Yayo:Definitely. Usher and Chris Brown, we can raffle him up here. Chris Brown was laughing and he said, I just trained this week. So, you know, if you're drinking Hennessy or Branson or Don Julio before the fights, man, I don't know. That's crazy, man. But shout out to Ray J. Shout out to Kidman. He said he did not want that to happen. And Aiden Ross, he got something going, man. These are some good fights. Rob Markman Yeah, these definitely some good fights. Rob Markman You had Johnny Menzel beat some guy named Bob. That was great. I actually watched it. You had the Ray J fight, which was spectacular.
19:57Tony Yayo:Rob Markman Yeah. Rob Markman And then, because that knockout, look at this knockout was clean. Boom! Rob Markman I need to know, was the fight supposed to be fixed, man? Rob Markman I don't think so. Rob Markman I don't think so. Rob Markman I don't know Ray J, because the way he hit, the way he swung, it didn't look like, BAYOW! Rob Markman Oh. Rob Markman Yeah, it didn't look like that. Rob Markman You guys remember celebrity boxing back then? Rob Markman Yeah, yeah. Yeah, remember Celebrity Boxer. That was a huge thing. Yeah. I think it was on MTV. Wasn't on MTV or something? Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
20:22Is there any two celebrities that you guys would love to see do a boxing match that maybe Aiden Ross could put together? Maybe somebody y 'all would want to jump in the ring with?
20:31Tony Yayo:Nah, I wouldn't want to be into that. I'd jump in the ring with Officer Ricky. Oh yeah? Yeah, I'd jump in the ring with him. All right, well that would be great. I would definitely want to see that. I'm not going to lie. I'd jump in the ring with him. It's a big weight difference, but you just got to stick and move. I beat the shit out there. No, I know you would beat him, but I'm just saying. We're going to try to smother you with the weight. Yeah, yeah. But I don't want to make this short. You're not catching Caesar. Yo, Murda, let me ask you something. Let me ask you how y 'all feel. Summertime is coming, right?
20:58Tony Yayo:Yes, sir. So we could call it... Y 'all want to call it a teen takeover or a YN takeover? It's the teen takeover. Teen takeover. Teen and the YN takeover. So a large group of teens are organizing takeovers through TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, at flooded malls, excuse me, beaches, restaurants, parks and boardwalks. D.C., Milwaukee, Rochester, Chicago, Houston, Atlanta, New Jersey was crazy. Did you see New Jersey and them running on people's cars? Chicago was crazy. Rob Markman, So that's what I was going to talk to you guys about. We did talk about this a little earlier in the - Rob Markman, When they were doing it in the malls and all that, right?
21:29And mind you, this was during all the snow going on. Now, the weather's warmer. Everybody outside, school's out. All these - Rob Markman, School ain't out yet. Rob Markman, Well it's about to be out. Yeah. Dave Dugas' Damn near, because I've seen prom everywhere. It's about to be out. It's about to be out, yes. Rob Markman Dugas So how do you guys feel about this? Is this like, again, another act of just being accepting of kids?
21:48Tony Yayo:Matt Dugas I mean, I think if we was kids, we would be doing the same thing too because think about it. Now having Instagram as a teen is the illest thing you could have. So the teen takeover, I don't think everybody's actually going there to cause a problem. I just think when it's so many people, it turns into a problem. Rob Markman, I need these youngers to realize that shit is cold, man. Y 'all got to go get some money. I mean, at least when we was young, we was doing certain things and it was about money. This shit just robberies and unnecessary shit, vandal them, jumping on cars and all that Rob Markman, No, not everybody's doing it.
22:23Tony Yayo:It's too much murder. Rob Markman, These youngers got to get motivated to get some money. Rob Markman, But now the US attorney is beginning to give parents charges for incidents that happened in DC and at Chipotle, right? The father was talking, the kids were scared, everybody ran in Chipotle, they running in stores. Y 'all gotta chill out for real. And now they talking about charging parents. I don't agree with that. I disagree with that. I feel if your kid is a knucklehead, you don't deserve to go to jail for what your kid's doing. Sometimes you can steal your kid the most best way you can in life, and they just want to still be a knucklehead.
22:58Tony Yayo:That's how it is. I don't think I should get a charge for that. Rob Markman, We're talking about doing that. In DC. So what's happening is that DC is really, really implementing their curfew law, right? So especially if you are a minor, it's like, all right, bet. So if y 'all not understanding about this with the teen takeover, which is happening with Chipotle, now I'm a kid at the parents. I agree with that. I'm not going to lie to you. If you're their guardian and you know - It's a curfew. They're saying it's a curfew. But what I'm saying is - And what's considered a minor though in DC? I'm assuming under 18.
23:28I'll tell you right now.
23:29Tony Yayo:18 and under. Yeah. 18 and under. They already got a curfew for Jersey for eight, I think trying to do eight or nine o 'clock, but you can't give these kids no curfew. Are you serious? They're going to go outside anyway. So their citywide curfew is from 11 p.m. to 6 a.m. And then anyone under 18 years old in Washington, D.C. Anyone under 18 years old. It's kind of hard for the parents. And now, remember they had it in Brooklyn where you can't go to the mall if you a certain age. I mean, yo, the kids, they do bring it on themselves. I about to say they're doing it to themselves. But you gotta think, when you was a kid and you had Instagram and everybody's like, yo, we meeting up here, not everybody's going there for a bad intention.
24:06Tony Yayo:It just gets crazy. When you start jumping on people cars, damaging stuff, going into stores, of course they're going to put a curfew on there. Now this is crazy. Rob Markman, Now see now, this is the thing, right? So to this extent, if you guys see the video on YouTube right now, right? It's like people are running up into jewelry stores. Yeah, see? That's the problem there. I mean, at least they got a plan. Rob Markman, I mean, we in a different era. I'm not saying I don't cosign it, but if you're going to do something, don't just do no jump shit, jumping on cars. Watch the plan turn into Fed time, because watch the door close.
24:38Tony Yayo:The door lock. Now watch this, murder. This turned into Fed time. See, now they got to shoot the door. You got to think smarter. Look, so now you're shooting the door. Now you're going to do more time, because they can't get out now. Look, they can't get out. Now watch this. Seven shots through the door. Now you're getting all counter charges. See it might be cool when you're doing it for a little bit of time, and y 'all all going gonna split a little couple of thousand up. Rob Markman - They got out that door. Rob Markman - Because listen, yeah, because they shot it. Rob Markman - But look how many - Rob Markman - The homies got out that door.
25:03Tony Yayo:Rob Markman - Listen, it's not worth it. Rob Markman - Being in the feds - Rob Markman - I don't know they ain't worth it, man. Rob Markman - Look, being in the feds over that right there, Rob Markman - 1.7 million in the jury - Rob Markman - Having to split jewelry - Rob Markman - Look, you splitting that with 20 dudes that was in the store. Look, police is telling y 'all now with the drone. Look, here go the drone right here. So every time everybody get home, bam, they there. Rob Markman - You ain't lying. Rob Markman, there's Rome right there. That's all federal charges, man. Rob Markman, I think to your point that's huge is just like, not everybody's coming through for the shenanigans.
25:31Rob Markman, Now, all of them right there, all 24 of them that they just showed, they came in for the shits. Rob Markman, Yeah. Rob Markman, They all came in that jewelry store to get busy. They ain't just meet up talking about Khumbaya. Rob Markman, Yeah, but this is not a team takeover. Rob Markman, This is a robbery takeover. Rob Markman, I don't know why you played this. This is not a team takeover. Rob Markman, But I'm showing you this because it's like, it could be either or. Or that's what the people are afraid of, right? And that's why they're implementing that curfew. Because it's just like, then there's people that do shit like this, that ruin it for everybody else.
25:56Rob Markman, Yeah.
25:58Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, I mean, you got to think about it like this. We in an era now where... Rob Markman, I know you follow people following trends because of Instagram and stuff. Rob Markman, I feel like Instagram is different. It's like there's no consequence for no actions. You never know. Like, look, look how lit it is. Who wouldn't want to be here as a kid? Hey, hey, hey. Look, they chilling. They tearing down the mall. As a kid, yeah, you 17, you 16, 15, yeah, you want to go check what's going on. Ain't nothing going on. Yo, everybody going to that team takeover. We meeting at this mall or that mall or we meeting at the beach.
26:30Now, when people start getting stabbed and hurt, yeah, that's when you get crazy. You know that's going to happen. Back in the days, if we had some shit like that, you would have known it was going to go left.
26:40Tony Yayo:Yeah. You would have known niggas is about to go there and badly. Now, the car takeovers, they get crazy. People getting hit, donuts, fire. I don't even understand that shit right there. I mean, that's a car thing. Yeah. So you know what I mean? I ain't with the driving thing. So what'd you say - They be just standing around waiting to get hit by the car. So let me ask you a question. If there's nothing to do - Now look, now imagine this being your block. You live on all these kids on your block. Seen this one too. Now listen, imagine like if there was more, you think there needs to be more things for kids to do?
27:10Tony Yayo:Like maybe more pools and more programs and - Nah, they're going to be outside. No matter what. Rob Markman, they go to Vieta Mall, secret right around the corner. Rob Markman, it is things for them to do, man. They need to be on this... They need to be getting in this AI wave, because that's what's about to take over. But you know, sometimes people don't got the patience for shit. Rob Markman, and there be some good kids doing this stuff too. They don't care. They're just trying to be out. They're trying to see... Their friends are going to be out there, and there's going to be some shorties that they're not going to go.
27:32Rob Markman, they can pick up their phones, start streaming. Rob Markman, I'm saying, but if they start charging...
27:34Tony Yayo:Listen, if they start charging parents, kids ain't going to be out there. You be surprised how many don't care You be surprised man That's crazy if they start charging your parents for A crime that you committed Did y 'all see that there were some shots Ringing out at the White House recently Why do they keep shooting in front of the White House I'm not gonna lie Ain't this like the second one in like the last Two three weeks right they were just shooting in front of the White House There was during the dinner There were shots ringing out And now this time again But what went viral from this situation was how one of the reporters actually handled it.
28:09She so removed from the hood, she didn't even know it was gunshots, man. That's the thing. She just sees the shots going off. Let me play this video. Look at her. She's like, what is that? They shooting.
28:22Tony Yayo:I made you look. Nice voice. Yo, that's going viral right there. What is that? That's how we be in the hood. Yo, what is that? Yo, what's going on? Yo, those were not fireworks. And then someone behind, Yeah, I was going to say someone behind says this was fireworks. So I'm assuming y 'all find this funny, but now it's kind of wild because how do you react to that situation by the White House? I mean, for me, I'm not going to be nervous because you know Secret Service going to take them out like in 2.3 seconds. So if you pull any gun by the White House or whatever, you know, like, rest in peace, did the guy die?
28:55Tony Yayo:They shot him? I think they did have one suspect, yeah. Yeah, he's probably finished. Yeah. You shoot in front of the White House, you pull a gun in front of the White House, you're done. Did they shoot the suspect? They definitely shot the suspect. All right, copy. You know what kind of protection the White House got, man? They got snipers on the roof. They got snipers and everything, bro. Crazy. But she wasn't scared. You got to respect her for that, man. Yeah, the gunman was killed. There you go. They got Navy SEAL snipers on their roof of the White House, bro. He didn't make it into the White House.
29:21Tony Yayo:You're not going to make it. What was he doing? I mean, I'm sure he was. I don't think they filed a manifesto or anything, but they definitely got him during one of the checkpoints, during the Secret Service checkpoints. Bro, you're not going to make it to the White House lawn. They got all kinds of protection. They got dogs, Secret Service, Navy SEAL snipers. You're not going to make it off on that property, bro. It's the White House. Gentlemen, so I want to ask you all about this situation going on. Oh, yeah. Flex, man. Shout out to Funk Flex, man. I told him, I called him up and told him to get on the show.
29:54Tony Yayo:Shout out to DJ Pereira. Shout out to Camelo. I don't know. You know DJs always got beef. Yeah, they got it. There's so much drama going on over there. I'm seeing a lot of like New York City DJs. Shout out to the whole Hot 97, but there's a lot of drama going on over there, man. Shout out to Hot 97, shout out to Flex and Perretta. That's my boy. Yeah, man. Hot 97. Yo, hold on. I want to do TMZ. Tell me the SMD. Hmm? Talk about me to corporate. Who's saying this? This is Flex. This is a post from Flex's page. And what Perretta was saying? DJ Perretta. That's my man too. Apparently he told him to Flex SMD.
30:27Flex at NYC and Hot 97 is under new management. Yeah. So there's been like a spree of posts going on where it's in between, you know, Flex and a lot of other people. And Flex is basically saying, you know, he's not dealing with, quote unquote, little DJs and little promoters anymore. And people who are bringing in actual revenues who he is of importance to. How do you guys feel about this situation? So again, I know you just mentioned that you spoke to him a bit. I spoke to Flex. See, this is the post that -
31:01Tony Yayo:Rob Markman - Hey, yo, Flex, SMD. Oh shit, what? Rob Markman - Hey, DJ Perretta. It's getting all this stuff on there? Rob Markman - Yeah, you didn't know I spoke to him. I didn't know it was getting all this crazy like this. Rob Markman - I called Flex and I'm like, yo, what's going on? I need you on the show. So shout out to Flex. He said he gonna come on the show. And DJ Perretta, we get you on the show too, man. You know? I think, did he just Camelo too? Shout out to DJ Camelo. I don't know why. He said something about Enough too. It was getting kind of crazy. I was just trying to catch up with it.
31:26Tony Yayo:Yeah. I really want all the DJs to get along, man. That's kind of crazy, man. DJs got to keep it together, man. What it looks like for this situation is hot. It's more of flex and hot versus, let's say, the heavy hitter DJs. Because that's their whole collective, right? Yeah. Now, apparently there's a lot of malice because of a lot of move times, people being dropped off. I kind of want to get your idea for you guys. I know y 'all want to find the peace amongst it all. but do you feel like there's kind of some gatekeeping going on? I feel like Flex been at radio for a long time. He's definitely a legend and maybe the younger DJs feel like, yo, when is he going to, because look, look what he said.
32:04Tony Yayo:I'm 30. You're like 60. You know, what did Piero would say? In Spanish radio there's only two guys. The homie over there and me. But look bro, I'm 30. You like 60. So I mean, I don't know. I think people sometimes really want Flex to pass the torch. He's getting older and he's up in his age. I think at radio, I mean, people want to change. But Flex is a legend. Flex is still good at what he do. Flex is still Flex, you know what I'm saying? He's still good at what he do. He's a legend and Pereira, he do his thing. He's one of them guys to Spanish music. I really don't know what the problem is, but I just know it's interesting.
32:42Yeah, man. Shout out to Flex, shout out to DJ Camillo. Yeah, Camillo definitely killed, shout out to everybody. All of them make good what they do. Rob Markman, Drewski, man. Rob Markman, Word of God, to the whole Hot 97. Rob Markman, I need to fix that shit over there, man. It's just been a lot of beef.
32:54Tony Yayo:It's just been a lot of, well, static. I wouldn't say static. Rob Markman, Yeah. Rob Markman, It's been a lot of static for years with them. Like, I don't know. Rob Markman, But that's the thing. What's the font? Look, I'm a DJ, right? And I actually even got to intern for Flex for a little bit. Rob Markman, Hey, you not a real DJ. Nah, man, fuck your head. Rob Markman, Nah, you a real DJ, man. You can't tell me that. Rob Markman, For a decade? Trust me, I'm a real dude. Rob Markman, For a decade you've been DJing? Rob Markman, Yeah, for a decade. Rob Markman, And you said you DJ for who before?
33:17Rob Markman, For Flex. Rob Markman, For Flex. Rob Markman, For Flex. Rob Markman, You know what? Rob Markman, Okay. Rob Markman, So are you biased?
33:20Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, After that? No, you know what Bruce Willis was already. Rob Markman, I was going through his movie. Rob Markman, Are you biased? Rob Markman, That's the thing, right? Rob Markman, So that's kind of what I want to talk about. It's like, so you know, Flex is saying, Flex is putting out a lot of like, okay, like, people are in their feelings about their spots moving and things like that. And then you guys just had the conversation about, let's say, kind of gatekeeping. What's the middle ground between gatekeeping and then like, yo, I'm holding my legacy and then I'm holding up Hot 97?
33:45He's saying they're not doing nothing, which I don't know. I mean, you can't say nobody's doing nothing, but it wasn't Flex who moved nobody's slot time as far as what he's saying. He's saying he didn't move their slot time. He's saying that was the higher ups that moved their slot time. Rob Markman, and shit, if Flex is not ready to quit, you can't want him to quit. He didn't get fired, you know what I'm saying? But I don't knock everybody else over there too, man.
34:08Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, Ph.D.: Flex is more in a boss position over there. And I feel like, I don't know, with Hot 97, it was just a lot of confusion in the past years. We love Hot 97. Rob Markman, Ph.D.: Definitely. Rob Markman, Ph.D.: We was going up to... In a rapper's bucket, Liss, Funk, F.L.S. is always on the list. Shout to Flex. He's always going to be on that list. Shout out to On The Radar, I know they doing anything right now. Alayed
34:46Tony Yayo:Putta You have the Mace classical, Bounce Through L.A., Blue and Red Pele. Remember those? The classic Biggie freestyles. So to be on Hot 97, even Biggie said Hot 97 Rhyme Ready. It's a place where legends is built in New York City. And 105 is at that level now, but before that was, Hot 97 was the only place to go. As for the drama, if you got different owners, I would think when he say bring money to the table, he'd probably be like, yo. Rob Markman He's talking about the ad money? Rob Markman, I was talking about the ad money, he said something like him and Clue was the only ones bringing in that as far as shit like that.
35:22Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, Yeah, I would say ad money, but - Rob Markman, I don't know how true that is. Rob Markman, I mean I don't know how true that is, that's something that they would know behind the scenes and things of that nature. I don't know how true it is. Rob Markman, But for a DJ, yeah, for a DJ, the ad money is really not really your job. Your job is to be a DJ and be great. DJ Carmelo is one of the best DJs - Rob Markman, I agree with that. Rob Markman, Enough, he done DJ with Biggie. You can't take nothing from him. Rob Markman, Of course. So, I would love for all the DJs to get along, but I don't know.
35:46Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, I'd say, man. It's just a lot going on. Rob Markman, Drewski, man. Bobby Trends, everybody. Let's get it together over there. Spazzle, everybody, man. Let's figure it out at Hot 97, man. We need the family vibe back over there, man. Rob Markman, You need the family vibe back over there. Yo, I don't care what you talking about. This AP craze is going crazy. Shout out to AP. Rob Markman, Oh my God. Rob Markman, No, it is. Rob Markman, Here you go. Rob Markman, It is. Cause yo, you can find the footage, Eddie. I seen a guy outside the store that was buying people's APs off of them. For every person that went in the store, you could find the footage.
36:16Tony Yayo:He was buying their APs off them, the ones you hang around your neck, those. He was buying... A jeweler was buying them off of people in the street. Rob Markman, What you mean? So he was waiting for them - Rob Markman, The resale value was crazy. Rob Markman, He was waiting for them to come out - Rob Markman, He was waiting for them to come out the store and he was buying their watches on the street. You could find the video. Rob Markman, I'll find the video of the show - Rob Markman, The resale numbers are crazy, bro. Rob Markman, But that's the thing. it's like, and we talked about this before too, it's, I mean, they got what they wanted.
36:41I think they knew that this was going to happen.
36:44Tony Yayo:No, this is what we got to explain to people. Shout out to all the people that go, that wait in lines and sleep outside for them early drops on everything. Cause y 'all are motherfucking hustlers, especially in New York City. Cause y 'all wait there, right? Edin? They wait for the product and then they'll get the sneakers, they'll get the watch, whatever it is. And that shit will be on resale. We look up all the AP resales. People are hostile as hell for that shit though. hostile, like really hostile. We stabbed each other for a chicken sandwich. I ain't see one of them yet. Yeah, there's been people trying to get, skip people.
37:18That's another thing. That's another hustle, which is like selling your place online. Not the actual pocket itself. Maybe you'll cop like two, three of them. Imagine paying five bands to skip someone on the line. That's why.
37:31Tony Yayo:The resale value of the watch is almost up to$3 ,000. Rob Markman, Yeah, I seen that. Rob Markman, Come on bro. Rob Markman, Come on bro. Rob Markman, It's a good hustle. It's a good flip. Rob Markman, Shout to everybody that be camping out there and people think y 'all crazy for buying them Jordans or them APs or some Bape or whatever it is that's exclusive. Rob Markman, Y 'all are smart as a motherfucker. I need to camp out there with y 'all and learn to hustle. Look at this watch, 250, what? 2 ,500? Rob Markman, Yeah, 2 ,569. Rob Markman, Come on, 59. Rob Markman, Plus like all the other fees you're going to pay.
38:01So you about to hit like three bands for this. Rob Markman, Come on. Them shits were selling for$300.
38:06Tony Yayo:Look, StockX. You know what's crazy? Come on, bro. People see it on the screen. Even this, which is just the lanyard for... $240. $240. AP is geniuses. One thing I don't kill, nobody. There's one for$250. My man love throwing these cards, man. My man love throwing them. I don't want to throw you a movie because it got Bruce Willis on it. Respect Bruce Willis, man, a legend. Yeah, you don't even know. That's funny. Who the fuck is this? I know them. I know all of them, man. You don't know none of them motherfuckers. I don't. Say one of their names. I know them. It's been a while. Well, you know it's Bruce Willis.
38:38Tony Yayo:You got him in the movie too. So he's the man. That's Frank Grillo. Yeah, he's the man. You crazy? Again, it was very, it was not, I thought it was going to be a little tough to grab these movies. I'm not going to lie to you. No disrespect. Yeah, nah. See, my movie really popping. Nah, it is. But now you guys get to watch each other's movies. My shit like a video game. I'm glad you know. I'm glad you know. Not because he got the Blu-ray. That's how old school this is. I was trying to get the Blu-ray. I'm sure you have Blu-ray. I was trying to get the Blu-ray for both of y 'all, but I couldn't, unfortunately.
39:05Tony Yayo:Rob Markman I mean, I don't even know what Blu-ray is anymore. I just... shit. Rob Markman All good, man. We're going to check my boy out tonight. Rob Markman Funk Flex Stay ODing. And he was talking about Pareto on the radio. They really trying to hit Dirk with new charges? Is that true? Let's see. Rob Markman Shout out to Dirk, man. Free Dirk, man. Your lawyers got to figure this out. Rob Markman By the way, just so you know, all this, I'm just... I'm going to clean this up. Rob Markman Of course. All right, hold on. How did you get paid the big bucks for? Lil Durk prosecutors. What are you trying to...
39:39Tony Yayo:Man, the feds not playing, man. Could be receiving additional charges in the murder for a trial. Is that true? Complex, bro, so I'm assuming yes. Shout out the complex. Well, if the complex said it, it must be true. Free dirt, man. I know you're trying to hit him with more charges, man. Damn. When the feds on you, man, Ready? We'll actually get into it.
40:06Quick update, by the way. So apparently, prosecutors are trying to add more charges to Little Dirk's trial. Damn. More charges. Pretty Little Dirk, man. God damn. So coming from a complex, apparently he could be receiving additional charges for his murder for a trial, which was scheduled back in August. And then they're trying to add more charges by June 3rd, which is very close by, correlating to his January 2019 shooting in downtown as well.
40:33Tony Yayo:They're probably doing that because he wanted a speedy trial because they don't have a lot of evidence on that case. So he wanted a speedy trial. So the feds, you know, they're the most dangerous people you want to mess with. So they probably trying to just put on the trial. Brian Steele was on his case, though, right? Correct? I think so. All right. I think so. And then the incidents apparently could be used as direct evidence against Dirk, who's been in custody since late 2024. How do you guys feel about that? I mean, they're not going to stop. I mean, the feds play dirty, man. that's what the feds do, man.
41:01Tony Yayo:I mean, they do anything possible to get as much time out of somebody, but, you know, they're not always right. You know what I mean? Hopefully, you know, Dirk, I know he has the best lawyers possibly can have, but to have more charges added on, I mean, yeah, stressful. It'd be stressful for anybody, you know what I mean? But this is how the feds play, man. Free little Dirk. This is how the feds going to play. You know, we pray for the best for them. Definitely, man. You know what they say, pray for the best and expect for the worst, right? So, I mean, you know, I know he's in there praying and, you know, he got a family out there.
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44:55This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from a Hypocrite as part of the My Cultura podcast network available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And one more update on another piece of news that you guys have talked about before, which is correlated to the Julio Fulio case. So the woman that was convicted which her name is Alicia Andrews. She actually sentenced 15 years.
45:22Tony Yayo:I mean, 15 years. Yeah, she was doing a lot of texting and they had a rant for a lot of shit. So, you know, Florida don't play. That's one thing. You want to do some crime? Don't do it in Florida, man. Don't do it in Florida. How old is Shorty? She got 15 years old. She's young. She's young. She's probably like 20. 19, 20. She is 23. But she was 21 when she was arrested. so i mean sure yeah but you know they had a phone 18 years they had they had a phone pinging you know she was she had a lot of texas you know you know um it's a sad thing you know what i mean but um definitely you know these teslas man you see how clear that tesla footage was once that tesla's in century mode it's clear it's it's like in four you see them in 4k 4k yeah yeah so it's like with all the cameras we got in the world it's just like it's just a matter of time that you're going to get tracked down, especially you got assault rifles with cell catches.
46:16Tony Yayo:Nah, that's when the feds step in. Once the feds step in, you know what time of this light time. You know, especially in Florida. Florida - She kind of lucky she only got 15. Yeah, she lucky. They could have gave her life or something worse, you know what I mean? But - She lucky. 15 slap on the wrist for Florida. And remember, they don't got no parole, so you doing that 15 straight. Yeah. Thank God for New York City. There's parole here. You know what I mean? In New York, you might do eight out of that. You see the board. If you got... There is no parole, see the board. She doing that 15 straight.
46:49Rob Markman - Yeah.
46:51Tony Yayo:Rob Markman - So by the time she come out, she'll be what? Rob Markman - She's about 38. Rob Markman - Yeah, 38, something like that. Rob Markman - About to go in 40. Rob Markman - Going on 40. Rob Markman - Yeah, but she whole entire life, half her whole entire life will be in prison, which sucks. Rob Markman - Yeah. Rob Markman - In prison, jail and prison is different. Rob Markman - She'll be over 30 by the time she comes out. Rob Markman - Yeah, definitely. She be pushing 40. Cars will be flying, you know, all kind of shit. Motherfuckers will probably be on Mars. Rob Markman, Cars will be flying?
47:15In 15 years?
47:16Tony Yayo:I could see that though. I mean, cars are flying in Dubai now. They got cars that fly. You can take the cars that fly. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, cars will be flying. Yeah, she gonna be on, yeah, by that time. I feel that. Think about technology now, 15 years from now, oh my God. We still got a lot of time for huge advancements in technology. I don't know if y 'all saw that robot that was dancing, Michael Jackson. It just - Rob Markman, Oh yeah, that was the crack. Rob Markman, It don't do too well. Rob Markman, He tried to do a moonwalk, it was over. Rob Markman, It didn't work.
47:41Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, It didn't work. Rob Markman, It didn't work. Rob Markman, Let me ask y 'all a question before we head out, right? And I'm showing you guys on screen this robot that was doing all its Michael Jackson dances. Would y 'all have a robot maid or butler if y 'all had the opportunity right now? Rob Markman, Of course. Rob Markman, Definitely. Rob Markman, I'm all with that. Rob Markman, I think when Elon Musk, and there's like so many companies, you got companies in China, you can look up all the CEOs that are making robots right now. And they're saying Elon Musk is going to be more known for robots than his cars.
48:12Tony Yayo:But there's like five different big companies that are all making robots, bro. Rob Markman Definitely. Rob Markman I feel like this is going to take over the future of fast food, dining spaces, kitchens. And I think everybody's going to purchase one for their house. Rob Markman I heard it ain't going to be nothing about like... Rob Markman Maybe like 20 ,000? Rob Markman 30 ,000 for a robot? Rob Markman Yeah, you know, just 20 ,000. Rob Markman Yeah. What I think is they'll have where you could put down on it, like a down payment. Like say you give them five grand and you pay maybe$500 a month.
48:41Tony Yayo:That'd be cool. There's 20 bands on a robot. That's it. That's a lot. You're still paying my car off. Listen, I'm quite sure you could put a down payment on it, put a couple of bands down, pay$500 a month. It would be like a whip and they'll do payments and all that, yeah. Now what's the first thing, we'll go one by one, and I'll start with you, Mer. What's the first thing you're having that robot made Butler do for you when you get it? Just in the crib, man. Just in the crib, you know, doing little chores and shit. Clean up, whatever he could fucking do. What would you trust that way of comparatively to not trust it?
49:08You do like a little sweeping and shit like that, man. Okay, no laundry. Sweeping. No laundry. No, no laundry. You don't got to do no laundry and shit like that. Matter of fact, no, if it could do laundry, if it could fold up, that would be fire if you think about it. I mean, one of them just did like 22 ,000 packages, right? That's what I'm saying. But what kind of packaging was it? Because if it could fold clothes, oh, that's fire. You definitely going to have to do it in the laundry.
49:27Tony Yayo:I mean, this is what Elon Musk is trying to get them to do as well as the other CEOs. There's a big CEO, a big company in China that's making robots. Even the dishes. If I'm paying$20 ,000 for a robot. I wonder what the water fuck would it do. Nah, I'm sure they'll be fine. But for$20 ,000, I'd like to hope my robot does the laundry. Yeah. Of course. What about you, Ye? What was the first thing you would have a robot do? I would say take out the garbage. Definitely. That would be number one. Take out the garbage. That seemed like an easy task. Maybe I don't have to pay a landscaper. I got a lot of land, mow the lawn.
50:00Tony Yayo:We put them on like a ride along boards and make them mow them on. I would just be, it'd be numerous things and it depends on the technology. Because if you look it up with Elon Musk, he's really doing the testing with this AI 5, AI 6, supposed to be the future. So he's teaching them to move and react like humans. That's the whole thing they're doing now. Rob Markman, You know, but it's a whole bunch of companies that are doing these robots. Rob Markman, Would you let this AI robot walk your dogs? Rob Markman, Of course. Rob Markman, Of course. Rob Markman, Of course? Rob Markman, Yeah. Rob Markman, For real?
50:33Rob Markman, I didn't think you were going to be -
50:34Tony Yayo:Rob Markman, You got to think about it. Look, when you look at it now, look at the future, right? Rob Markman, You would be scared of the dog kind of running away from the robot. Rob Markman, Think about it. Rob Markman, Right now, when you look at the cyber cab, right? If New York turns fully autonomous, that's something that I will buy with no pedals, no steering wheel, and I'll be comfortable. Because right now, we're in a point now, when you get in a Tesla, it really drives itself. Barrel drives better than the person. It does. It's going to do the speed limit. You got all these speed cameras in Queens and Brooklyn, 20 miles per hour.
51:07Tony Yayo:You go through a school zone, it's going to slow down for you. That's what Tesla does. Waymo, when I went to Austin - Rob Markman, you guys have been in the Waymo before? Yeah, I've been in one of those. I mean, I've been in one of the... Austin, Texas. I've been in one of the... California got them. I've seen it drive. I've seen them let it drive itself. It drive itself hours, hours. I spoke to some people about that. They kind of scared about that. They don't really trust the vehicle driving itself. What I'm saying... Murda, let me just say something to you. When you implement all the speeding zones in New York City, when you go through Queens and Brooklyn, you got a zone that says 30 miles per hour.
51:40Tony Yayo:When you go down Queens Boulevard, 20 miles per hour. What I'm saying with the autonomous drive is, it's going to go that speed limit so you're not getting tickets at every fucking light. So you might... People, there's no way you want to put the pedal to the metal in them zones. You're going to want to do it. You get to a school zone... Rob Markman, People I spoke to said they not fucking with that. They'd rather drive. I know a lot of people said they'd rather do it themselves. They just don't trust the technology to put their life in technology hands to do that. Because I was asking people about that.
52:10Yo, what you think about... I was just in the car. Rob Markman, But when it drives better than a person... Rob Markman, They was like, nah. I ain't fucking with that shit like that. All right. I'm thinking about doing it because I can't drive. Listen, you can go. There's people that go from state to state, fully autonomous drive.
52:26Tony Yayo:You can look it up in Cybertrucks and all that. They'll drive. The car will take you to the electronic station to get the electricity. It's purely safe, bro. It's the safest thing ever. Back to the robots in your house, right? Mm-hmm. what name would you give your robot? I'd probably call my robot Killer. Killer? Killer, what up? Killer, killer do the dishes. Killer Rob? Killer, get the laundry, nigga. That's crazy. That's crazy. I would call my joint like Benson or something. Like a butler name. Benson. Yeah, I'm giving my joint a butler name. He gonna be having it. Man. The food coming and all that.
53:06Tony Yayo:You just gave your robot a dog name. Killer, take the garbage out, man. I'm giving my dog My robot, Benson. Benson. A butler name. I feel like they're both sounding like dog names is the funnier part to me. Benson. Killer. Killer, nigga. I mean, people give their cars a name, so I mean, giving your robot a name is not that crazy. I never gave none of my cars a name, but I know people do it, though. But you already know, this is the motherfucking Real Report. Another episode. Yo, listen, it don't cost you$0, 0 cents. Make sure y 'all like, share, and subscribe. You know, we the guys, we talk about whatever We don't hate, we embrace the hate And all we do is just give you the real reports And the real news You know what I'm saying?
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54:28Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends, me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Dave Attell to David Letterman help make you funnier. On this episode, my guests Bob Odenkirk and Kids in the Hall's Bruce McCullough try and help the Kazoo Kid and Tay Zon Day be famous again. You know, people love alternate universe shows, right? Those are very big right now. What if there's an alternate universe show where you guys are incredibly popular? Well, and they could travel up the land doing meet and greets and solving crimes.
55:06Tony Yayo:No, like, they're constantly needed at malls. Either for signings or because that's where a murder took place. Humor me with Robert Smigel and friends from iHeart Media and Big Money Players. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Your 20s can be so exciting, but they can also be really overwhelming, confusing, and honestly just kind of lonely. May is Mental Health Awareness Month and the psychology of your 20s is breaking down the science behind the biggest roadblocks we face. I was six years into my career, the 80-hour weeks and just the first one in, the last one out, and I ended up burning out.
55:50There was a large chunk of my 20s that I was just so wanting to be out of that phase, out of my skin. and I just like really regret not living in the present more. You don't need to have everything figured out right now. You just need to understand yourself a little bit better. Listen to The Psychology of Your 20s on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is. Getting a racist statue removed. And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it is. Getting a new one put up in its place. I'm Akilah Hughes, and Rebel Spirit Season 2 is about both of those things.
56:26As I was watching these statues come down, I was thinking about what it meant that I grew up in a majority Black city in which there were more homages to enslavers than there were to enslaved people. Listen to Rebel Spirit Season 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.
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On this solo episode of The Real Report, Tony Yayo and Uncle Murda react to Drake putting up “Michael Jackson numbers” and debate whether Jay-Z should respond to the shots being thrown his way. The guys also break down Rich Homie Quan’s controversial AI video, the future of AI in music and social media, Ray J claiming his celebrity boxing match was supposed to be fixed, and whether certain celebrity fights would actually sell. Later, the conversation shifts to viral teen takeovers across the country, shots fired near the White House and the reporter reaction that sparked debate online, Funk Flex and DJ Periera’s social media back-and-forth, the latest updates in Lil Durk and Foolio’s legal cases, and a hilarious discussion about robot maids, self-driving cars, and what the future might really look like.
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