The Real Report - Tony Yayo & Uncle Murda Breakdown The Fall Of Rolling Loud Australia, Spotify's Next Leaders Of Hip-Hop, Hip-Hop In The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame, & Dog Lovers

18:20Tony Yayo:You're going to lose a lot of fans saying you're not a dog lover. I'm going to bring one of my dogs up here. I'm not a dog. I'm not a dog. DJ, I'm going to bring one of my dogs up here. I got love for dogs. I'm not a dog lover, man. Listen, he said he don't like dogs. Listen. I don't like dogs like that, man. I'm going to bring one of my dogs up here. I'm going to bring - You the dog guy. He got the - If I bring my XL bully up here, you guys don't be scared. See, in my house, my house, the way my shit is set up and everything is so crispy and so clean, I don't be wanting no dog hairs in my shit.

18:45I can't stand that dog smell. I'm going to keep it honest with you. What about fish? Huh? A fish? I get some fish for the kids. You know what I'm saying? Fish, they get fish all day. First of all, I just don't like dogs because of that. First of all,

18:54Tony Yayo:he never had a dog, so he wouldn't know what a dog smell like. No, I had a dog. I just talked about it. He had it for two weeks. He's not a dog. First of all, if you bring your dog to the groomer, it's not going to smell like that. Second of all, all dogs don't shit like that. Molly, listen, let me talk. Only a couple dogs I heard that don't. Only a couple dogs I heard that don't shed like that. I forgot it's some little shit that caught a Shih Tzu or something like that. That's one of the only dogs that I heard don't shed. You don't know nothing about dogs or cars, so let me talk. Nah, I know I don't want no dogs because them just stink.

19:26Tony Yayo:No, dogs do not stink. You're going to lose a lot of fans with these. I'm just telling you. Dogs do not stink. DJ, if you take your dog to the groomer, get his nails cut, pet cold, you can go to these places, your dog will be smelling like a million bucks. Shout out to all the dog lovers. Don't listen to them. Shout out to all the dog lovers, man. and the people that actually do take their pets to go do that. I don't know. Shout out to the pet lovers. I don't take my dogs to go do that. Oh, no, you just said that. I said shout out to the people that take their dogs to go do that. Everybody does that.

19:52You don't know if everybody does that, brother. You're looking guilty. You're talking about, I don't do that? I didn't say that. No, I'm not looking guilty. I didn't say that. But if you don't, you maybe need to. You said you don't like dogs. I said I don't like the dogs. I'm going to bring my dog here. Don't worry. Bring your dogs here. Dogs don't stink. Dogs be stinky. You never had one. You had one for two days. When you walk in the person's house that got a dog, you smell that they got a dog. You're bugging. I'm telling you. You're bugging. You smell that they got a dog.

20:16Tony Yayo:You're bugging. All right. He never had a dog for two, three days, bro. It was two weeks, man. Nigga ain't like them dogs, man. All right, well, cool. Dogs is nice. But shout out to the dog, bro. Shout out to DJ Envy. He got a nice trained canine, man. Spice your fucking armor. Dog will save your life. Shout out to Envy and his canine. A dog can save your life. I believe that. He can save your life. I know people be like, yo, if you scared, get a dog. Nah, dogs is crazy. This dog, this, this some, my dogs, I love more than some people, bro. That's how serious my, that's. No, I heard that. That's why when you say, yo, dogs, nah, when you come in my house, you ain't gonna smell no dog, bro.

20:51Tony Yayo:My dogs smell good, bro. They get groomed. They get cut. They go to Petco. They go, they can go anywhere. We get them groomed. Get their nails cut. Get them clean. Yo, bro, I ain't say your dog stink. No, I'm just telling you, but you said, you said people with dogs when you come in their house and stink. You do smell people. No, you won't. I know people on here going back, your murder ain't fucking lying. When you walk in somebody's house, that shit be smelling like dog. Have you ever walked in somebody's house and smelled the dog? I have. Thank you. Okay, but let me, let me. But have you ever heard of plugins, candles, different shit?

21:22Tony Yayo:You got to sanitize. And if you have two. You got to sanitize. I wanted to be doing all that shit. Look, but that's every house. This is my house. It's your regular house. You have plugins. Everybody. Without a dog, niggas have plugins. You know what I'm saying? Niggas have plugins without a dog. Without a dog. Listen, what I'm saying is if you have two Frenchies, your house is not going to smell like dog. If you got a pit bull, your house ain't going to smell like dog. It depends how you groom them. Just listen to what I'm saying. If you groom your dog, I had a German Shepherd. That shit shed a lot, but she always smell good.

21:53Tony Yayo:You never smell dog. That dog, once you learn, teach your dog how to defecate outside and use the bathroom outside, your house will never smell. Your dog goes to the groomers. I could sniff my dogs, hug them. I heard you the other day on the phone when the dog pissed in your crib, man. You were like, yo, get this motherfucker. So shit happened. Why are you putting my house piss? That happens. Nah, I'm good. That happens. Shit happens. Shit happens. He can't. Every time. That happens. Because dog makes mistakes. It happens. Murder, I don't want to talk about it. It happens. You can't do that. You talk about murdering don't know how to drive, murdering don't this.

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25:51Tony Yayo:Yeah, y 'all. Fuck Uncle Murda, y 'all. He got me tight. But we professional. You know, the volume, shout to the volume at Hard Rock Betting. They paying us, so we got to do this shit. But back to what I was saying. Nah, fuck Tony. Listen, listen, listen. Back to what I was saying. What happened, man? Before you cut me off, man. The only reason why my dog piss in the house is a puppy. It can't even go outside. It got like two or three shots. So let's get to that. But let's look at this first dog right here. That's Effie. That's the same dog like DJ Envy got. That's my first. This is why I took it personal.

26:21Tony Yayo:That's my first dog. That's my love of my life. I had that dog in, 0405. Shout out to my man, Scotty Stallone. He gave me a trained German Shepherd. Right? That was a gift. That's why I love my white friends. Like how your white friends snow blow your house and all that. Shout out to my neighbors. I love my black friends, but my white friends are super cool. They gifted me with this German Shepherd, Effie. This was the love of my life. This dog could open doors, was very protective, could do all kinds of things. Never really doodled anything in the house, nothing crazy. but this is my first dog.

26:54Tony Yayo:Go to the next dogs. All right, this is Razor and Blondie. Look at them two dogs right now. Blondie's the girl. I don't even trust them. Listen, Blondie's the girl. I love that dog. And that's a Razor's Edge pit bull. Shout out to Razor's Edge. I don't know if y 'all remember them back then but that was my third, my second and third dog. You know what I'm saying? But look at Razor. You see how big his head is and how his body looks? Paws. I mean, just, you don't want to pause for that. That's a dog. You got to say that nowadays. Do I? Yep. Well, we'll ask the people. Put it in the comments. We about to have Google calls.

27:28Tony Yayo:Y 'all can call up here. Y 'all can spaz out. We going to do a lot of stuff, man. You know, but that's Razor and Blondie. Razor is the Razor's Edge Pitbull. Real stocky. Beautiful frame. Beautiful body. Look at Blondie. How many dogs you said you had all together? Listen, let me keep going. I'm going to show you. This guy's a real dog lover, boy. So that's my third. That's my third, though. The two Pitbulls. and the German Shepherd. I had them actually all at the same time. You know? Crazy. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. The two females, one time I left them in the backyard with Raisin and they had a big fight and it was terrible.

28:04Tony Yayo:I played an arm and a leg at the vet but I can't even be mad at them because that's just the dog business, man. You know what I'm saying? So why you diss dogs? I'm trying to get dog sponsors. I ain't dissing dogs. I was just telling you how I feel about certain things when it come to having a dog. I didn't like that. Shout out to the dog lovers. Okay, so who are we going to next? I ain't dissing the dogs. King, I thought was a Malawa, but King was a mixed breed. Right? King is definitely a mixed breed. Nice dog. A lot of energy. You know what I'm saying? That's dog number four. Go to the next dog.

28:34When dogs are mixed breeds, they call them mutts.

28:36Tony Yayo:Now we're going to fast forward. This is Razor. I'm a dog. No, not Razor. I mean, I'm bugging. This is Ghost in Blue. Ghost in Blue. That's an XL bully. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to my man, K. Ritchie. Help me get that dog. About 107 pounds, monster muscle. You are not going to come over with that over. And then, you know, they both got that ill color, the brindle color. And then you got the shout-out to my man Matt from Detroit. He got me this dog, this Frenchie, crazy blue. This dog is, like, insane. I like that dog. That's pretty. I remember when you got that one. And then now they got the baby, that's Sky.

29:15Tony Yayo:I don't have that picture here. But definitely. You know what I'm saying? And I don't even like to show my dog because, you know, people got evil eyes. Oh, man. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to all the dog lovers. Now you love dogs. No, I ain't say I love dogs yet. This is what I'm saying. My kids been pressing me for a dog. They been pressing me for a dog. Let me talk. Let me talk. Like you always say. Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me talk. Yes. But this is why. Let me talk. Let me talk. You got to understand. My kids been asking me for a dog for like the last six months, even though they gave up the one we already had.

29:49So I've been thinking about getting a dog. I just don't really like dogs because of certain things that come with it. It's damn near like having another kid. I heard a lot of people say that. So it's like having another kid. So I already got, you know, the three little homies running around. I'm like, what? Another one?

30:03Tony Yayo:No, but the thing about, this is what you got to understand about dogs, right? Dogs, when they sense something, like if they sense you're angry or you're mad or you're upset, they can sense that energy. Dogs are very protective. Okay. So it's a thing. It's a thing. Dogs for your kids will make your kids happy, very happy. And, you know, they'll love it. They have something to do besides playing video games and stuff like that. They'll be preoccupied with the dog. But the dog energy is real protective. And I know people say if you're scared, get a dog. No, it's not that. But if you got a cane corso, nine times out of ten people is not coming to your house.

30:45Tony Yayo:If you got an XL bully, nine times ten people don't even want to come over. You got a trained German shepherd like DJ Envy, 20 bands, it'll rip somebody's arm. But you want people to come to your house, man. You want people to come over. No, I'm just saying. I'm saying for the people you don't want to come to your house. Okay, all right. Yeah, I got you on that. Not for the people you want, but for the type of people you don't want to come to your house. Got you. You know what I'm saying? And then at the end of the day, it's man's best friend. I hear that line a lot. I might change my mind. The kids might convince me.

31:16Who knows? I might start loving dogs. But for now, they're not my best friend. Shout to Michael B. Jordan. Oh, Michael B. Jordan. He just won some - What did he just win? He won the Best Actor Award, Best Male Actor Award. Okay. For his leading role in Sinners, correct?

31:33Tony Yayo:Yep. Shout to Sinners. That definitely was a classic. How did you feel about that? I loved that movie. I liked the movie. The movie was actually top of it. I actually went to the movies and went and seen it. I like how he was playing like twins. like with itself. Yeah, that shit was definitely I like how they pulled that off. Yeah, that definitely was some like Eddie Murphy type shit. Yeah, I thought that was dope. When actors play, you know, Tyler Perry. You know, we love that when actors could play, you know, their self and cut. You know what I mean? I think he officially like separated himself from being confused with Michael Jordan.

32:02Because, you know, every time you hear Michael Jordan, Michael B. Jordan. But I think now he's kind of like solidified now.

32:08Tony Yayo:I've never heard that. Yeah, no, people used to always make that. it was even in one of the LeBron James movies one time with the kids. They had it in there with the kids. Let me be honest. Once he was in Black Panther, I felt like he was super solidified. Once you were in that movie, Black Panther 1 and 2, two classics. Once you were in Black Panther, you solidified. His part was solidified in that movie. Whatever movies he was in, he got a whole bunch of movies up there. Definitely, man. Creed 1 and 2. What else? You know where he got his star at? Oh, he got Creed 3? There was three of them?

32:40Tony Yayo:Black Panther. Of course. They created three on his own. That was one of his first movies he shot on his own that he actually produced. Fruitvale Station is a big one. What? Fruitvale Station is, yeah, I remember that. That was a classic. That awkward moment. I haven't seen that one. But I actually think. He was in a Fantastic Four? Nah. Yeah. Serious? Yep. Serious. Yeah. He was Johnny Storms. He was with the fire. Oh, shit. I got to really watch that until 2015. I got to watch that again. But people don't even know Michael B. John got his start from The Wire. Oh, definitely. He was in The Wire way, way back.

33:18Not everybody don't know that. If you know your movies. If you know your TV series and things like that. But he got his start way back.

33:25Tony Yayo:The Wire was one of the greatest shows. Definitely. You know, so it's like it's up there with the Sopranos and Power and Oz. Those are like classics. Snowfalls and all that. Everybody know he was in that. But he came a long way from the wire. He definitely came a long way from the wire, man. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, shout out to Michael B. Jordan on winning that award. I mean, when you look at Itras Elba and all of them, it's just crazy. You know, he was from overseas, and you can't believe, because he was Stringer Bell, remember? And the way he talked, he talked regularly. You ain't even know he was from over there and had that whole action.

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