Yung Miami talks Caresha Please, dating, dream collabs with Rihanna & Chris Brown + DEBUTS “Spend Dat”

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30:19Man, I don't know. It's a lot of times where you from where that shit just, it's always where you from. Like me growing up, you know, I just kept, I just kept getting in trouble here in New York. I went to Miami. I never had a fight. Well, maybe one or two, but not really. But what do you do? What do you hang out in Miami? You be on the beach? I'm bougie in Miami. Here I'm the hood. So here I'm in Harlem, the Bronx, wherever. Wherever it's at, I'm here. In Miami, I'm still shirts. I'm on the other side. You know how they say the other side of the bridge? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know much about the hood.

30:56You're not really in Miami. Oh, no, I'm not in the hood. Oh, I've been to Rolex. I've been. Okay. Coco. Coco. Coco. you ever thought of. The bullet scar. The bullet scar stripping. K.O.D. I've been to all that shit. I've been in Miami. I was in the hood.

31:17No, I've been in Miami for real, but I'm bougie in Miami. You'll see me at no call home or this. The cops actually say hi to me in Miami. You ask the cop in New York, really not now. Now I'm an OG, but if you would have asked the cop in New York about Fat Joe, man, the type of things they would have told you. Then you ask the cop in Miami, they'd be like, oh, it's the greatest guy I ever seen. Yeah, that's Miami. He's at all the fundraisers. This guy is a great guy. Like, over here, that shit was like night and day. But when I had moved to Miami, I moved over there to live a peaceful life. I was like, yo, we can't come over here and start shit with everybody because we went down there deep.

32:03So when I moved, 30 of my dudes moved down there too. Like we was just super deep in Miami. And then, but I was telling everybody, yo, this is not the Terror Squad New York. Let's just chill. You know what I'm saying? Let's figure it out. So I seen the whole, the whole come up. The only guy who had me beat in Miami was Uncle Lou. His shit was popping way before I got out there. His shit. He's the king. Him, Uncle Al. You know, the first time I think I ever went to Miami, I seen Luke. He was... Uncle Luke. He had the dancers doing the city girls in the street. So it was like... What? Oh, yeah. What's the city girls?

32:50You know, busting it open and all that. That man, that man, that man... I remember... Hold on now. No. I'm telling you. Hit him with a flat. No, I got Instagram. Karisha, I got Instagram. I see you. I see you. What you see? In the club. Okay, wait, wait. What are we doing on Instagram? Putting that work in, putting that pain in. But listen, who cares? Luke would do that in the middle of the street. When Luke was popping, he'd take like a bunch of girls on the sidewalk. You be in South Beach and they be like, yo, Luke over there. And they just busting they open on us. You feel like you went. I think that was like back in the day.

33:38To Magic City. Yeah, way back. I'm old. I'm telling you about way back in the day. Yeah, I think it was like back, back. I don't even think there was City Girls. What you mean? Oh, no, y 'all wasn't. It was a boy. You was a baby. Yeah. I'm talking about when Luke had it popping. I'm that old that I used to go to Miami. You know what's crazy is one day we went to Miami, it was like very... Me and my brother, we rent... You know, I think everybody who just go to Miami for the first time, they rent the convertible Mustang and shit. The regular... You gotta get a Verc. The car... A what? Verc, man.

34:15You lived in Miami 20 years. What's a Verc? What you mean? Like the old school car with the Dunks? Yeah. I've been had that shit. That shit break down too much. I need new shit. I don't care if it's a Honda Accord new. I can't fuck with the... That's Miami, though. That's Miami. You gave your shit away? Bro, I drove that shit every two blocks. You got to make sure you built your shit up right. This, that. I gave that shit away. Matter of fact, I think Formaster Flex. Did I give you the form? I think I gave you the Formaster Flex. I was like, yo, I got an old school for you. I was done. I want to build me an old school.

34:49I have to. Well, you from Miami. That makes sense. And my shit ain't going to break down. No, my shit broke. It can't be old school. No, they always be on a side row. Because they be like, yo, is it really old school? So your motor got to be old, all that shit. You do that, you're stuck every three, four blocks. I had the flyest old school shit with the top of it. It was fucking like the Knicks. Royal Blue, Armaged, Convertible. It was the flyest old school shit in the world. That shit broke down every two blocks. They do. I was like, yo, that's it. Give me a Honda Accord, my nigga. And I had a convertible.

35:27so it didn't even have AC. So that shit in Miami. Yeah, that's another level. Some of the girls you vibe with, some of the girls you've looked up to and given you inspiration throughout your career, your life or whatever. I'm going to say Trina. I love Trina. I feel like Trina is the blueprint for me. I love the way she carry herself. I love the way that she respect it. I love how low-key she is and she's just a real-ass bitch all around. Like, Trina is my inspiration. Wow. And she from Miami. She put on for the crib, but she's a legend. Big up to Trina. Trina's a super legend. That's my girl.

36:07What's up, Trina? What's good? That's my girl, Trina. She's always been like you. She's been a hustler. She's been work. She work hard. Got a crib. She never hear no stories about she just taking her business. She's going to say that. She keep her face clean. She will be going to keep her face clean and buy her business. You know what's crazy? One day, I think I'm in Vegas, and I'm going through the TSA. And I'm hearing a little girl going back with the TSA, and I pull up. It's Trina. I grab her. I said, yo, sis, don't get these niggas that type of time. She was like, you know what, bro? You right.

36:45She just walked in. Boom. Trina don't play that shit. She don't play with nobody. Nah. She don't play that shit. New music. New album. who some of the people you worked with who some of the people you might want to work with some people that I might want to work with I want to work with Rihanna that's an excellent choice bing bing bing bing that's an excellent choice god damn it I want to work with Rihanna shit you see that boy Cali be going Cali go to fucking Barbados and be like, I want to smell the air, Rihanna. Like, your head name, boy, he want that, what's that shit? Wow, wow, wow. He want to talk to you with that.

37:33Yes, I would love to work with Rihanna. Chris Brown, Bryson Tiller, Brent Fias. That sound like an album right there. Yeah. You do all of them, that's an album, that's a nice album. Yeah. You never worked with Chris. I never worked with Chris. He lied to me, actually. he was actually supposed to do Good Love the song that's the city grass feature Usher he was supposed to do it that's you got Usher on there that's he was supposed to do it and then he never got around to it so Usher well I can tell you he ain't full of shit I can be honest Chris tell you listen I was I was down bad I'm in fucking Africa I got a show when I say I was ice cold that Chris Brown was on the show, all this, meaning I didn't have a hit at the time.

38:29Chris was like, yo, it's time we should do a song. I said, yo, Chris. Don't tell me. Chris is so talented. No, I tell him more. When you lie, you can't lie to Fat Joe. I said, Chris, I ain't asked you about this song. You telling me you want to do a song? He said, yo, send me this shit. And then we did the song Another Round. I sent it to him. He sent it right back. Oh, Another Round. That's my song. Another round. Another round. That's my song. Oh, yeah. Chris, I need one of those. Give me one of those. Oh, now I might have to have you call him, Joe. Well, I gave him the hook. You know, but he...

39:05Call him. You know how I came up with that hook was... And I want to say we came up with the hook. I'm not... You know, Lean Back Me, Make It Rain Me. Another round, I think I had help. but I used to go to this fucking Club Live every Sunday and Lil Wayne be right there and he had that song. He said, I want to fuck every girl in the world. I want to fuck every girl. And he used to be in there just pointing. I want to fuck. They play that record? What was that record? Fuck Every Girl in the World. Fuck Every Girl in the World? He used to be sitting in the next table and he'd be like, I think I could fuck every girl in the world and I was like, you and her, and her, and her, and you and her.

39:52That's how that song came out. It's right. It's crazy. But yo, Chris Brown keeps it real. He's going to keep it real. I remember, I got him to do the song with Rami. You need another round. You need to do another round with me. Wow. That'd be a great collab. Rihanna, on this album, what's the, do we got a title for the new album? Because I know you got the T and all that, right? Yeah. What's the deal with the red, cup, everything. Tell me what you're selling. So the red cup. Because you're selling something. The cars, the red cup. Yes. I'm like a walk-in aesthetic. So the red cup is like, whenever I go out, whenever I got my red cup, I know it's early.

40:29And I said, I said, damn, I'm going to, I'm going here kind of early to be in my red cup. Like I just woke up, but shit, I was bringing the vibes. When I have my red cup, that mean it's about to be a lit night. Oh, it's going over the top. That mean we going there. We going up. We about to have fun. so I used to have my red solo cups and I was like I need this shit to feel like me though because it was like my aesthetic like I need this it gotta be a part of my brand so I came up with my own red cups in this car a red cup type of night and you sell them people buying them yeah carishaplease.com carishaplease.com they come in a 10 pack a 20 pack you can get them online right now oh yeah you can get them online right now I heard that I brought y 'all some goodie bags too I got y 'all some I need cups I actually What's the cards?

41:17I want to play I think we should put some cards Oh shit Oh I don't know how to play Oh now you're not This is a game but now I can't No it's just like if you did if you done what's on the card you took a shot I can't play a Karisha please game No fucking Wait Why not? Seek the kingdom Not me I seek the kingdom No you got a lot of I seek the kingdom Seek the kingdom I need, I need, I need, I need Carisha, please, to be a part of one of your stories. I need you to be like, I'm like. No, you here, you're a part of our story. No, I need you to be like, I interviewed her. I played her game and that shit got crazy.

41:52I know, but I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Not me, Ron. I can't play no Carisha, please. Carisha don't play that shit, man. They know that shit. Okay, well. Know what I'm saying? Yes, I said. You want to play the Carisha, please? No, I want to hear about that album. So she got that, she got cards. You want to hear about the album? No, I want to hear about what you're selling, the album. I want to hear about her. All right. Are you trying to say I'm over talking? I didn't say nothing you said. I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. I have a new album that's coming this summer. And the album is so good.

42:35The album is good. I'm very excited about it. I think that it's going to show where I'm at in life. I get vulnerable on the album. I answer all the questions that people want to know. I get into all the things. I get vulnerable. I get open. And I think it just shows where I am in life right now. And I'm in a happy space. I am a healed woman in my new era. And I'm all right. Make some noise for that. Let me ask you a question. right? Because your biggest hits, but the biggest hit was more like booty music, right? Mm-hmm. Let me just explain something. I was there when they signed Flo Rida for the first time.

43:25Shout out to my family out there, E-Class, Freezy. But E-Class was a real Miami rapper. Like, he used to spit bars. I ain't never known E-Class rap. No, no, not E-Class, Flo Rida. Flo Rida came out, I want some cake for my birthday. I want my cake every day. Like, he was spitting. Like, just like Pitbull. Spitting. They caught that lick. And they never looked back to the bars and raps and shit like that. Like, you... I don't know why. Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel like... No, she got one. Oh, I got... That you want to... Like, I feel like you want to rap, rap. I don't know why. I want to have fun.

44:08I mean, I am rapping. I'm rapping. I'm going to play y 'all a song like I never heard I just feel like you want to rap I want to rap I want to pop my shit I want to talk about my life experiences I want to pop my shit I think music is therapy I think that's why music feels good to people it don't matter what you're going through it could be an anniversary, graduation anything you could put on music it can relate to a situation that you got going on And I think that that's kind of like what I did with my album. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, it's Papa Pussy. Yes, Uncle Lou. It's all that. But I also got like some vulnerable moments on there.

44:48I also get open. Like, it's a lot of sides to me. I am always going to be a city girl, but I'm also a mom. I'm also a daughter. I'm also a woman. And I think that, you know, when you press play, it's fun. And you're going to share this to her. You're going to be like, damn, I wasn't expecting that from her. I didn't know she could speak like that. I know she had metaphors. I know she could articulate herself like that. See, I knew she wanted to spit. See? I knew she wanted to spit. I'm telling you, I knew she wanted to spit because what happens is, in this rap game, since the beginning of time, and I've been here since the beginning of time, you catch...

45:30You see this rainbow shit on, right there? Don't do that, bro. Come on. These niggas are sick. Flavius is sick. I like... I like that meat fur though. I ain't gonna lie. With the rainbow, with the rainbow Rolex. See, if I had it like that, I would give it to you. I was the type of nigga that if a girl says something like that, I might just give it to you. But to be honest with you, I ain't got it like that. You might get the his and hers. I'm gonna keep this shit on right now. Oh, no, the his and hers. Now we got, my daughter's, his, hers and hers. Hers and hers. So now this shit out of control right now.

46:02This shit is like bang, bang, bang, bang. Like, I gotta, this is a different type of thing going on now. That's what it's about. Oh, yeah. That's what it's about. Well, that's what it's about for me. You know what I'm saying? It's always been like, I just like, you see all my guys came today. They looking extra fly. They knew Carisha was in the building. Hey, guys. They can get best fits on. You know what I'm saying? Niggas looking splizzy out here. You know what I mean? They can't, you know what I'm saying? But that's what it's about. You know what I'm saying? Taking care of the family. How about taking care of the family after life?

46:37that's the illest shit because you don't want your family after life meaning I'm trying to tell you he mean after death after life now you confused alright she's right you're right after death but after death doesn't sound as good as after life I like God keeping together yeah because you like tell me about it Carissa, tell me about it, girl. This shit on fire. Netflix, number one. Oh, they sick out here. They ain't sick. You know, before we started doing podcasts, dudes was coming with white tees on in there, talking that shit. They ain't never really did shit in their life. Ain't got no hits.

47:26Ain't got no shit. We came up on here like this. This shit disgusting. How you want it? My jeans is 7 ,000. Ain't wearing no shit. What part of New York you from? He from Yonkers. I'm from where Mary Blige is from. Oh, you from where Mary Blige is from? I am from where she from. DMX. We had the locks on here last week. The first thing she sits down, he goes, oh, yeah, we met Mary J. Black. Like, he knew the questions. He was like, yo, don't come with them. I know. They always ask us that. Yeah, explain to her. Where you from? You from Yonkers. like 15 minutes outside of this. Well, I never heard of Yonkers.

48:11They normally say like, that's Mary J. Blige. Queen. You heard of Mary. You heard of X. You heard of the Lodge. You heard of Yonkers, baby. That's it. Yeah, that's that real thing. You know one of them three. I know all of them. You know about Yonkers. Okay, Yonkers, period. Yonkers is like a gumbo. Yonkers got a little bit of everywhere in it. The Bronx, Brooklyn, Harlem, Baltimore. Okay, so it's like... I take you around, y 'all, because you take you in seven different... You take you in seven... I take you in... Decatur. Huh? I take you a few... No, it's not like West Palm because they shoot people in...

48:51That's the East. Well, West Palm Beach. Yeah, West Palm Beach, once you go on Trump land and all that, you ain't fucking... A nigga ain't spitting on the floor. He going to jail. No, no. You go to the left. It's like the hood hood. If you take 9-5 to Boca, if you go the left route, y 'all get this fucked up. I've been to some shit in Miami where I done made the wrong turn on the highway. And man, let me tell you something. I had to call Cool and Dre so fast. We're like, how do I get out of here? They're like, yo, where you at? I'm like, yo, Fort Lauderdale, me to write. And you just out here riding bikes with those shoes on and everything.

49:32I was like, I'm in the Rolls Royce. I made the wrong turn, B. It's just like, yo, yo, yo. Where you at? What block? Make a left. Make a left. Make a right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not five would be that way. I had to get the fuck up. Nah. You know, in some places, like where the football players grew up, you ever been there? Where? Where they chased the chickens. No. In Florida. Oh, where's that? What's that, bitch? Where all the football players grew up at in Florida? In the West, Florida, man. Not Miami. where all of big... Let me just ask you a question. The biggest thing is in Florida history of football.

50:10What town they came from? You saw Liberty City? No, it's not. I know Liberty. I lived in Liberty City. What's it called? Immokley. You ever been to Immokley? I have. Don't let them shut down that fucking Florida turnpike. No. Not in Miami. No, the way I went was not even Miami. I've been to Porky Beach. I mean, where's the shit that we just got the plaque from? We talking. No, that's not Living State. Overtown. Oh, Overtown. Okay, yeah, don't make the wrong turn over there. Overtown, all the crackheads from the Bronx moved down there. I went down there. I was like, you know, because I tell you, I've been bougie.

50:50I've just been going from Manchester to Manchester, fly shit to fly shit. I go to Overtown. They got the projects where everybody be outside, right? I'm so hood video. Yeah, I mean, that's a lot. it's like different hoods. Like, you know, you go to different little cities in every state. You got people everywhere. I could tell you they don't play in Miami. What's one of these songs we're going to hear right now? I want to play Spin It. See, the thing with... Tell them again, Natina. I want to play Spin It. The thing with Carisha is she got so much to talk about. Wait, y 'all drink? You drink? Oh, shit.

51:28Because it's like shot o 'clock. It's shot o 'clock. Yes, it's shot o 'clock. You gotta take a shot. Shot o 'clock. It's always shot o 'clock somewhere in the world. It's shot o 'clock. Why you on Joe and Jada? It's shot o 'clock. Why you on Joe and Jada? We're taking a shot. Listen, you gotta do it. Let me ask you, Sr. Carisha, when you do your podcast, do people just come there? This is a heavy drink two times. Yo. Two times. This shit, I won't make it to the wedding. I gotta go to a wedding later. Shut up, Pristine. I just finished my name. They gave me a gallon of$1 ,800. That shit, Are you crazy?

52:03They tried to finish. No. This right here? Yeah, man, man, man. Over the top records. Okay. Wow, wow, wow, wow. So, Carisha, what be... That shit is real. Cheers. Cheers. Try to finish. You said you want to... I said, because I'm a fan of your podcast. Mm-hmm. And I watch it. And do people just come there wanting to talk like that? or you just ask them the craziest shit? Red cup them. Red cup them. You red cup them? No, I don't red cup them. Look, you left. I'm not going to lie. It's the vibe. I do have like a little iceberg and you do got to drink. Like you got to, it's like. You got to drink on there.

52:44So Fat Joe's not a good contestant. Yeah, you are. You are. Because Carisha, please, is coming back and I actually want to, you know, get into the smoke with you. And the smoke is not always smoke. I can hear these guys say shit on me. Are we supposed to do some business? Yeah, we trying to do some business, man. Yeah, I mean, you know, the podcast is called that right now. We trying to do some business. We trying to find the right partner right now. Because everything got to be larger than life. That got laid through. Everything got to continue to go up. I don't know how much higher you want to take it, because when I look at your Instagram, you got the house on the water you this that that that the Birkins don't stop the this this this this is it that like if a guy you definitely not dating no broke guy now I'm dating my music right now right now I'm like hold up hold up Carissa please curve us I'm not asking you if you're actually dating I don't care.

53:55What I'm saying is a broke guy cannot come up to you and be like, yo, what's up, Karisha? And I'm saying right now, focus on my music right now, if a nigga not really coming, like, it's like, I'm 32 and I got two kids. So we gotta stop the small talk. Like, I want to have fun, but it's time to talk business. You know, it gotta be like, you gotta be able to do something for me. I gotta be able to learn from you. We gotta be able to help each other. I don't want no nigga that I can just... All my cousins are the one. Like, we can... Sex is sex, but it's like, we got to be able to, like, make money off each other.

54:30We got to be able to, like, communicate differently. Like, my communication is different. I don't want to just talk small talk. Like, I want to do mobile talk. Guys are paying too. I want to do mobile talk. I'm only trying to talk. Let me ask you something, Carisha. Guys are paying too, huh? I want to make love and keep making money. We from the old school, we would feel bad about paying for Uber. I want to know the guys now in a new school, they paying. Are they paying, Karisha? Paying what? I mean, would a guy meet you and be like, yo, I brought you a gift before he gave you a kiss on the cheek.

55:02Is that something? Because I'm hearing girls say this shit. They not Karisha. I know you 32. I'm with you. You should not be with no broke out. That's why I'm dating my music. I'm dating my career right now. Because... I just want to know if there's... I'm not with tricks. I want to know if there's tricks out there. There's a guy who's like, I really like you. Why don't when you go back to your hotel room, you just look at the bags I sent you in. They never even kissed you. They won't even shake your hand. At this point in my life, at this point in my life, I'm not going to lie. Like I do like bags and stuff, but I like tricks.

55:46I like some shit that's like mind blowing. I want to go baseball. Flood you out. Flood me out, yes. Flood me out. I want to go vacation in Italy in the middle of the water. I'm grown now. I want to go eat some shit I can't pronounce. I want to go eat some shit for the first time, baby. I want no bag. Now, if this ain't got nothing to do with you, is niggas tricking right now? Niggas is tricking. God damn. They don't fuck the game up. Who did it? The basketball place? Who fucked the game up? Because you used to be like, I like you. I'm going to take you to dinner. that we go to a movie like who fucked the game up okay I can tell you niggas be competing right you got the athletes competing with the rappers the rappers competing with the athletes so everybody going after the same bitches so everybody I can tell you right now the rappers ain't got the ball player money I can tell you that much cause they be bragging and I smoke some all the time I don't know I can't do the math when I'm looking when I'm judging guys they always talking about this money they got and this and this and that.

56:50I smoke them on every level. If we're in the same hotel, the God was smoking his boss. When I'm judging God. When I'm judging...

57:06So they all trying to impress each other. I mean... I'm not saying you, let's take you out of the equation because you're dating your music. I'm dating my music. Because guess what? It's dudes' tricks because they come around me

57:24She's trying to explain it. You ain't letting me. Oh my God. I need another shot. Another shot. $1 ,800. $1 ,800 to get you right. It'll get you better. Best in the world. Oh, he let it sit. I love when my man got paid when he got paid. that is a different type of sponsor he going hard when he get paid he's all good you better pay this man we love a good sponsor we love a good sponsor whether it's me whether it's friends we love a good sponsor that's what I'm trying to tell you we ain't got to put up your own sponsor we should be putting up the sponsor for you 1800 thank you so these guys this trick yeah y 'all trying to

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1:02:03Track is ready. I know track is ready, but motherfucking want to hear that shit. You know what I'm saying? Because lately women... You never let me see it. Well, you never said it. Women have been making big claims out here, and they don't even have to be fair. They're just saying like, yo, like I told you, I like to trick on my wife, my daughter. So you be tricky. On my wife and my daughter. What's the biggest you ever trick? You don't even have a clue, girl. You don't have a clue. Tell me. I did shit, Nick. Man, I did shit. What's the most money you spent? I don't even know. I'm in the poor house because of this shit.

1:02:36You talking to the wrong motherfucker. No, I'm not, we're talking about a trick. I don't even talk, no, no, no, no. All my family, I don't think it's tricking. I'm convinced, Devin. You just said you be tricking. All my family. Now, what I'm saying to you is, these guys, let me tell you what the guys say to us. I never do that. I ain't paying no chicks this and this and that. I ain't this and that. But the girl get up on there. When you let one of them get on a podcast, they be like, y 'all, 50 or better, papa. Something got to come up. And I believe them. It's not cat. I'm looking at them. I'm like, oh, yeah.

1:03:16Because you might meet a gargoyle out there. One of them guys. I don't like treats. We call them stuck in the face. I don't like treats. You don't want a dude that's so ugly he's stuck in the face. He got to wake up in the morning. I don't like a nigga that I just got to come in front. You like an ugly guy? I don't. Will you let her say something, please? Anything. Amber Rose says she like ugly guys. She did? Yes. There's women who believe in they want to be with ugly guys. Where you seen that? I've been so at. Like, I know. So is she calling all this stuff? Anyway, I just got. No, she said. No, I ain't saying all that.

1:03:54Let's not violate the premises. I'm just saying, there's women that say they like ugly guys. Why would you think a woman likes ugly guys? I don't know. They need the money. I don't like no ugly ass man on top of me. Sorry, not sorry. I seen that young lady. I look at people in features, because we got to have a kid one day, and it's like features matter. That's that shit. That's that shit. No, not my match. Let me tell you something. One day, it was an all-star weekend. I did go in the strip club. Okay, you want me to throw a fake? I came out and I saw a girl that I thought, you know, we all thought was beautiful.

1:04:32She was with a gargoyle. A what? This guy was a monster. A gargoyle? Stuck in the face, like beyond. I never looked at that girl the same. Like I looked at her, I said, oh, what you got to do? That guy? For the bag and the watch and all? Like, you got to, like, that's, that's, is that a tough task? Ladies, I promise you, you have to get something out of these men more than, like, materialistic things, because Right now you're scaring me, Carissa, because everything you've been telling me is, like, you want property, you want a business, I just want access, like, I want something out of this world right now.

1:05:10No, I just want, I just want to date a man that it makes sense. Like, I don't want to just have sex. I think anybody can have sex. Like, I'm at a point in life where I want to date somebody that is beneficial both ways. Like, if we make love, I want to be able to make sure the kid is straight on both sides. Like, I don't just want to date to date. I'm too old for that. Yeah, but if you meet a guy... Girl, that loaf is older than you. Okay. I mean, listen, these men, these things ain't shit. So you got to get what you can. These men ain't shit, these things. No, they're not. Are you serious? No.

1:05:45Not by what you just said. They drinking, they buying$50 ,000 bets. That's all they're doing. that's better than buy bags that's not nothing you don't want no bag she want property go give me a podcast go build me a cosmetic line or something when the podcast change I'm out starting god damn I'm trying to have mogul talk I don't want to keep saying like what you like to eat what you like to do for fun that shit is boring what about a guy like yeah they do it they do it in the movies like a guy be like what's our first date look like if you like me let's go to Red Lobster I'm I'm not I'm not family okay you married yes okay but life is different now because it's digital talking it's not it's like a dating app nobody knows the yeah everything's on the app or button or phone I feel like Instagram is a dating app yeah the kids today don't know how to it's Definitely a dating app or whoring.

1:06:51They introduce themselves and meet them. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. If we're looking at. Somebody else's Ferrari might show somebody else's money. Picking around. I'm asking her the question because she don't play. Me and her. You ain't letting us. Is it a dating app or is it whoring? It's a dating app. Shout out to y 'all for being married, though. I'm not going to lie. I love that. That's that grown man shit. and a lot of y 'all niggas need to grow the fuck up. Tell them again. A lot of y 'all niggas need to grow the fuck up. Let me get another shout off that two-time family.

1:07:27Oh, shit. Shout out to all the family men that's raising kids and not doing fucking broken homes. Make some noise for that. I love that. I love to see men being married and raising their kids in a household mom and dad and spoiling their wives. We need more of that. the question was when I go to a restaurant men don't get no you want a Father's Day gift you don't get nothing you get a beautiful son that's fucking hosting the red carpet and all that and the BET awards and this and this and that you get a good example a family you have your don't give me your fake ass ass this whole shit is fake you bullshit me you faking me I don't be on the couch You don't want me to join the team?

1:08:19You don't want me to... What are you talking about? I have one question before we go to music, right? Because you got Carisha, you got to ask. All right, fuck it. Forget it. I forgot what I was going to say. Alzheimer's. Shit. I know she was talking about good men. Okay, go ahead. Good men are good men. Good men are good men, no matter how you... Slice it. You look at it right now. I'm just afraid that some woman might not get to meet good men in 2026 because they just saying, yo, when a girl tells me, right, first of all, I'm far from single, but if I met a girl and I don't care how beautiful she is, and before we ever went on a date, she told me, fuck 50 ,000, I want a business, I want a this, I want a that.

1:09:08Do you hear this girl? I'd be like, man, what happened to love? My mother and father grew up with love. I mean, we're going to fall in love. What happened with me trying to talk to you and get to know you? And that's what I'm seeing right now. When you look at social media, it's direct to customer. That's not what I was saying. It's direct to customer. That's not what I was saying. You got to lie to yourself. I don't even think I could function if a girl said, yo, I need that bag. Like, I can't even work. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, a lot of me and mine are trained on tricking. No, that was good.

1:09:42It's what I'm saying. A lot of me and mine are trained on tricking. so they think that they're going to come to you a certain way. And I'm saying when you're a certain woman and you carry yourself a certain type of way, you're not entertaining a certain type of shit. I don't want to keep doing that same shit. Right, right. All my female family members, I tell them. Ladies. Yo, don't get with no broke. I tell them. I'm not going to lie to you. Why are you going to get with a broke dude? He can't do shit for you. You want to go to six months? My whole thing is, if I don't see no interest, we're not even going past the date.

1:10:15so you know like on the first night you know if you fucking that's like what that is it's like I'm not even entertaining nothing I know I'm not even entertaining so if I'm entertaining you it's potential there so we want to get to know each other but after that what's up because it's a short period of time because I got a lot of shit going on better him than me thank you I thought signed up like we'll work for food I'm like alright thank you rich niggas that way the ones that gets to get the ones that don't go The psychologist, the fact. That way. You heard that shit, man? Oh, Rich Flay ain't playing.

1:10:49Yo, they ain't playing. Yo, listen, what's the name of this song right here? Because we've been... The name of this song is called Spin It. It was produced by Jay White. Okay. It's one of my favorite songs. Your favorite joint. So now, let's get to it. It just feel good. Jay White, turn me up. Turn that shit up, kid. This is why my scammers and my kid money bitches.

1:11:15Oh, this a hit on me. Spitting that money fast. 20, 50, 100 cash. Boy, going to go, y 'all back. Boosting bitches where y 'all at. Bring it back, James. Bring it back, James. Yo, hold up, hold up. Hold up, James. Let me go on my A &R. Hold on. Hold up, James. Hold on. Let me go on my A &R bag, Latina. OK, I love a good A &R bag. that's pop music you do it the luck you gotta put 42 Doug on 42 Doug? you got to okay you got that vibe I want my fucking I don't want nothing but I want my just shout me out somewhere you know I blame it all we doing it right here we got the footage this song was exactly what I was talking about let me tell you something I blame it on COVID I blame it on COVID I came out of Bell Harbor and I seen a midget with three girls look like they working fucking King of Dots.

1:12:12You can't say that. With gold chains on the back. You can't say that. I blame it on COVID. Let's hear the first one she says on this shit. Take that back. Okay, wait a minute. Let me introduce this again. This is my new single called Spin That. I love this song. This is my new single called Spin That. Hold on, before you even... This shit is out of here. Yeah. When you play it on here, the Tina, this new single Spin That is out of here. I'm telling you. This is going... This shit. You heard it right here on Joe and Jada. Now introduce it. We didn't even hear what we know when it's shit out of here.

1:12:46Okay. How about we broke it on this show? What's up, y 'all? It's Joe Miami. I'm here on Joe and Jada. This is my new single called Spin It. And I need all y 'all niggas to spin it. She don't give a fuck what Joe's talking about. Yeah. Oh, no. Spend it. Drink it, J. J.Y. Turn me up. 1 ,800. This is all my scammers and my get-money bitches.

1:13:13What ain't that for? Spending that money fast 20s, 50s, 100s cash Boy, going that gold, y 'all bad Boosting bitches where y 'all at This shit hard It's a hit on flip Just to flip it, pop some tag Girl, going that gold, y 'all bad Spin that shit Spin that shit Spin that shit That's right Spin that shit Spin that shit

1:13:43Let's go. Nice ass nigga making more than ten figures. I'm a down ass bitch writing with you in the spa. Only fuck with the hitters was, girl. You a trigger calling up a trap. I'm a pussy nigga, where you at? Show me where you spin a block on your opps. Hanging out the drop, screaming fuck the cops. What we doing nigga, show me where your hood at. What's your face called nigga, where you good at? Damn it ass nigga's back. Knock. Spitting that money fast Twenty-fifth is honey This is the one right here Watch Don't tell me Y 'all here telling This is how they eat Stuffing that shit in your bag Give me a plaque Pop some tag Girl going that go Y 'all bag Spin that shit Spin that shit Spin that shit Nigga spin that shit Spin that shit Spin that shit Nigga spin that shit Why all my bitches getting money like they niggas?

1:14:40Put it up in case the fans come and get them Got they all gone to them for the plot Badass bitch making nigga cop and flop Pussy soon making nigga think he had it Bossed up fuck nigga who you playing with? Right playing wrong bitch nothing average Bust down paddock I ain't never been a plain bitch I'm on my scamming ass nigga Smitting ass with me

1:15:15Hey, this is all this.

1:15:28I'm paying. I'm paying. I'm paying. I don't pay I don't pay That's the one that best they can Spend the money on that one That's out of here I'll pay You don't even gotta work it That shit's out of here That's out of here That's out of here That was nice and easy out of here That's out of here That's the world right there I need y 'all to spin that shit Everybody go trick all your fucking everything you got. She love you. I'm going to spend that back from the$1 ,800. You know what I mean? They gave us a fucking... I always say I love$1 ,800 with Jada. With Jada get that... Let me try$1 ,800 for real.

1:16:19Let me see. You ain't tried it yet. You're on your fourth glass. Now this my review. I like it. That's right. $1 ,800. Holla at us. We make it make something work. It might be coming your way. you better like that shit that shit by in it man

1:16:411800 we love you man thank you yo let me tell you something well that's a hit if you don't know hold up hold up yo kiss let me if you don't know whenever somebody come up here and play new music? Usually it. That shit gone. Usually out of it. This shit gonna go viral mania, that song right there. That shit is a smash. So congratulations on that. Thank you. You know, shout out to my brother Lake. You got the real ones with you. Lake in the building. Thank you. You got the real ones with you. Yo, Lake, what's up, I love it? At least you said his name right there and you ain't calling him Jack Carlos.

1:17:25Jack Carlos. Yo. Yo. You know what I'm saying? Yo. Yo, that's my guy, Lake. I'm not shying from it. This one, you know, they got your back for real. He in a little hot water. And I'm telling you, that's my guy, Jack Harlow. It's Jack Harlow. Jack Harlow. You know, I got to. Yo, Steph, it's Carisha. You know, I got to throw that spicy on it. Carisha. I know Carisha's name, okay? But this is a Carisha episode. No, Carisha. You have a Jack Carlos. You got a nice Carisha episode. Carisha know how to go. Don't mess it up with Jack Carlos. You don't even exist. No, that's my... Late. That's your guy, right?

1:18:15That ain't his guy. Jack Harlow is his guy. Jack Harlow don't exist. Let me tell you something. He's a great guy, Jack Harlow. Yo, dog. Great guy. I'm gonna get up and walk up I'm gonna walk off I'm gonna walk off leave this shit alone of me I don't even know I'm doing something I got a question for y 'all I wanna interview y 'all now right now why not let's practice are we on the Carisha police no time to do your hair baby brothers you want some makeup you want some makeup No, let's go. What's the question? What have been your favorite episode so far? Of this? Yeah. Damn. It's been a lot of great episodes.

1:19:07Can y 'all talk about y 'all dynamics? Because I feel like y 'all balance each other out well. If you call a guy saying I'm a capper, he's doing slides at me. You got to get used to that. He's an acquired... So how do you deal with yourself? By the way, if they don't like... Answer the question. First, wait. I said a lot of prayers before I leave the house. Okay. No, I just wish for positive energy and seek the kingdom. Seek the kingdom, huh?

1:19:45Me, I don't know if you know some real New York guys. I know real New York guys. Well, they'll tell you I'm a legend out here. No, of course. Every way, shape, or form, I'm a legend in these streets. Yes. Right? I'm a legend, too. But the show is about you. I don't, you know, I'd rather leave my past in the, where is that? He likes to tell you. Yeah, I'm a 30s and stuff. That's what legends do. He's also - They tell you a lot of stories. He's also my elder. Okay. That's why I got to listen to him. I'm your elder? You got to respect your elder. Yo, this is some bullshit. You got to respect your elder.

1:20:24I like Joe and Jada No no Joe and Jada We love you Joe and Jada Y 'all balance each other out You got on the team Like I'm just feeling everything About Joe and Jada Aesthetic like I ain't gonna lie We keep it New York I mean we keep We do that shit We raising a bar For these dudes These guys not like us They not like us Nah They not like us And they know it Yeah And they get really Really bad When we come through floating All the ladies in the audience, my friend, but you know Joe smell good every time. Joe, what's your smell like? Joe, this... I got that morning. Wait, Jada. Jada, I don't want to hear this.

1:21:02I ain't smell Joe. Joe, what's your smell like? I ain't smell that to yourself. Yo, let me do that. Okay, let me see, because I'm going to describe it. Oh, come on. Now this shit... Oh, I ain't going to lie.

1:21:16What does it smell like? Okay. Okay. Okay, I don't know if this a good... It smell like ocean blue. This is a different shit. You don't know what I... I don't know what ocean... I'm just saying it smells like something. I promise you, you don't know what I got on. I'm not going to have a debate. You don't know what I got on. I'm not going to have a strange debate. It smells like money. Right. You know, that's my job in life. I got to give them the pain every chance we get. Similar story to you. I grew up on projects, fucked up, everything. I give these motherfuckers the pain. Give me the bottom.

1:21:52Okay, I feel like I said. The 1800s. And this game right here, what you talking about is this game for life. And so, you know, we know a lot of guys we call legends. We know a lot of guys who had it. We know a lot of guys who did what they did. We know a lot of this. But then we'd be like, yo, remember homie used to have the bands? Remember homie used to have that truck? Remember when yo, he was the flyest? Nah, this is a game for life. A lot of rich niggas fell and started pumping gas. Who pumping gas? No, I'm just saying. Because I would love to know. I don't know. Well, you know what? You know what?

1:22:30We was just talking about a friend of ours, right? Dan. No, no, he's a get money dude. He done did a couple of bids already. I mean, bids, right? And I asked about him yesterday, right? and they looked at me, and they were like, finished. No. Up. Back to the bag. But I don't want to... No, no, no. No, no. No! That's all they know. No, I... That's it, man. I got dudes, some friends that's in jail still. They've been there for years. They short. They getting out and like, yo, Papa, once I get out, You know. Okay.

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1:25:23Complete disclosures available at public.com slash disclosures. Hey, everyone. It's Cal Penn. I'm the host of Ear Say, the Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast, I'm sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary. Massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth. I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, OK, yo, yo, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it.

1:26:01I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me. And I left it on the mic. That's great. Because it served the story. People will say like, oh, my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:26:33Who's your, what's your favorite song and favorite artist right now? Oof. It's a hard one. That was like a punch for Kimbo Slice today. Favorite song and favorite artist right now? My favorite song and favorite artist right now. Can anybody help? It's probably Ella Mae. Okay. Yeah. How you know about that? You don't know about that shit. Fuck out of here. You don't know about that shit. I know about Element before you. You don't know about that shit. You just getting on Element. What? You are. Okay, what's your song about Element? No, but it's... I like a whole new album. I mean, but we gonna go on hip.

1:27:12You up on the album? I love Element. We gonna keep it rap. We gonna keep it rap. Hello. My son. All right. You know, but that's a low-hanging fruit. We want it. I don't keep with him. I give him a key slate. He got... What's the song? He got some new shit. He just... I was in the cigar lounge with him yesterday playing some new shit. Got a new project coming. I'm not going to lie to you. That wasn't like free cross promotion. That's what I'm listening to. T.I. shit. Oh, T.I. That new T.I. single, number one. T.I. shit, the best shit out. That French Montana, Max B. I went deaf on the bitch. You know that shit.

1:27:53Don't say no more words. You got it right. I said it right. Don't just keep it right. I got it right. I got it correct. And believe it or not, I'm loving this Bruno Mars album. He got this one fucking song, that shit. After he did that to you? I don't give a fuck. You think I take these people serious? Bruno Mars flipped on. He went to talk to Bruno Mars and he wowed up. I don't give a fuck. I don't care about this shit. This is not personal. It's never been. But after this Miami album drop, that's going to be the shit. Oh, no, no, no. She working. You know what I mean? She working. Okay, for real.

1:28:37Honestly, because I like, you know, I like, I'm an interviewer too. Did you, when you heard T-Time, did you like T-Time? When you first heard the snippet. I understood it. You understood it. See, I'm a, this all would have started. No, no, no, hold on, hold on. This all would have started. It would have been like, Carisha please You know when I first looked at you I just knew you had to have me Oh baby

1:29:13That's the back of the You would have been talking like that back in the day Okay I just said that today I'm not gonna lie Carisha please I promise you I promise you today when I woke up because I, the music that I play will blow your mind. Okay. That you like on your own time? Yeah, I'm going to play five songs from my playlist and y 'all going to be like, oh shit. But I was saying, I was just like, music back then was so soulful. It had like a feeling and a meaning to it. I said, it had like an introduction to it. It was just like, I get lonely. Yeah. I get lonely. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Like they was talking, crying their heart out.

1:29:55now we're too prideful. It's like, I ain't gonna, no, bitch, put it on the floor. I'll get lonely. Like, on my knees, I'm begging you, please, call me back. You want that shit. Yes. You know, for you to even say that, it's just like, oh, it's a different time. It's the air. It's like, we need that back now. Like, we need that soulful music that talks to us, that speaks to us. And it's like, it's an intro. Like, baby, I'm on your voicemail and I'm telling you to bring your ass the fuck home. 1800 1800 Yo we got you off the 1800 1800 Jada is out of control You got some more stuff Going on out here in New York While you out here Yes I'm in New York I'm on my press run right now Yeah but don't do none of these other interviews Because they don't matter Okay they don't matter They don't matter I'm on my press run right now Hold on You wasted your time You understand You know Let me tell you something.

1:30:57You know, Lake, if you want to get Jack Carlos out the hot water, Jack Carlos right there. You bring that motherfucker here. Nah, Lake, know what I'm talking about. This is the spot. This is the destination. Anything else, blow them shits up. Get them out of here. It's a wrap. These guys looking like fucking dinosaurs. All these podcasts, they look like to the hip. Hot. Like, yo, my man, get the fuck up at it. Why you shooting with Sugar Hill? I love Sugar Hill. Shout out Leland and Sugar Hill. That's not what I mean. What I mean is, ever since we came, and this ain't our real set. Well, what about Carisha Please?

1:31:35The fluidity. Well, Carisha Please in the land of our own. We about to do some business. Don't worry. Carisha Please is on a land of our own. I love Carisha Please. How about I can't get enough and I need more? How about when I go to my house to put on Carisha Please at the TV? it's already been watched. Thank you. So I go up in there to watch it. My daughter already watched it. I watch Carisha Police each and every one of them. Some guys be saying some shit. You ever think some guys you interview want to get with you and so they say wow shit like to maybe try to impress you in there? Because some of them be saying...

1:32:12Or do you think it's the Red Cups? I think it'd be the Red Cups. I think it'd be the hookah in the Red Cups. The hookah in the Red Cups? I ain't had a Red Cups in the room. Did you have a guest on the show that you felt like he was saying some shit where he was trying to, like, talk you through the show? That's not much tea. You trying to get in a rat, dog. We don't do that on the show. I don't rat. No rat. I don't rat. So, I listen and I don't judge. Are you listening? Whatever you talk to me about on my couch, you stay between me and you. And 10 million people. Check this out. This ain't that?

1:32:52That ain't this. It's crack and kiss. God damn it. Give it up. Make some noise for Carisha.

1:33:01That was hilarious. I was going to ask you one thing, though. Okay, ask her. Keep the cameras rolling. Cam is still rolling. Tiana Taylor, she grew up around here. We so proud of her. She went to the Oscars. She had that Chanel shit on. legendary Natina back from the Austin. Yeah, Tina, I can't even hang. I got to get you security, but she had an incident where some guy might have pushed to shove the way. You might know the real story, right? Has that ever happened to you where you had to go off on somebody where it was pushing you on appropriate or something like that? No, but I think I react the same way because I think that, you know, like I said, as women, you got to handle us a certain way.

1:33:46It's a certain way you can handle a certain situation. So it's like, if we on a copy, I'm a woman. A man shouldn't be pushing you. A push me as such. Don't handle me like that. So shouts out to Tiana. Not only that, she the breakthrough star of the year. She's nominated and all that. She's everywhere. You know who the fuck she is. Yeah. You know, I hate that shit. They locked up Killer Mike at the Grammys. The man won three Grammys and they locked him up. Yo, listen. That was like a minute ago. I mean, I'm going to say something. That was three years ago. Hold on. It's the same thing No it ain't Killer Mike won three Grammys It was the biggest night for hip hop If they would have pushed him he would have pushed him back And they locked his ass up They know who Tiana Taylor is Let me explain something to you And I don't wanna Cause this man and me got different views This is why he's jaded Let's go Let me explain something to you Look at your camera crack chop Let me explain something to you and don't take this the wrong way because I love everybody and I don't care what realistically in this world I don't care if you super rich you super poor I don't hang out with rich bozos just because they billionaires I don't do none of that but let me tell you something you know when you not in your pay grade you know when you get$15 an hour and you trying to tell a millionaire billionaire person like yo yo bro stay in line I had an argument with TSA, nigga, he about this short.

1:35:19Like, I smacked the shit out of this thing. I had to, like, in the middle of the, I said, yo, yo, you are not allowed to talk to me. Go get the boss, because this nigga right here, he not allowed to talk to you. Like, imagine you walk by and you say, that guy talking to Fat Joe like that? And so they get around these places or positions where they think somehow, some way, Some way. They got some sort of authority, which you really don't. And so, you know, you know, start calling people ma 'am and miss and guys, sir. If they being respectful to you, be respectful to them and don't be mad at them.

1:36:03Because the thing we got is a whole lot of jealousy out here. Yes. That's the sad. I like to live a life. When my brother Callie throws an airplane and all, I don't give a fuck. I call him up and be like, get ahead. any one of my boys come out shitting, I'm like with him, every time I see him the first thing I ask him, yo, them chains is fine I don't give a fuck, I'm all about living the life and I don't think you should feel guilty that you live a life, that's my true instincts and what I believe and our father in the heart and heaven hallowed be thy name, there's always been clue, this ain't that that ain't this it's cracking kiss for the 36th time

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