Max Fosh: EMBARRASSING Stories Revealed… and the Prank That Went TOO Far

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1:52For no savings, your next girls night is basically free. Find your perfect match at walmart.com or at a store near you. This episode of Joe Marler Will See You Now is brought to you by Giacomo. Style for every man made simple. How long do you think the traitor stuff you'll be able to like hang on until? A year? We're all hoping longer really. Are you sat in the cup chair of this session? Yeah. Imagine your session is an orgy of self-discovery. And you are the lube. Most embarrassing moment, Max? When I leaked my own nudes on the internet. Why are you taking nudes? I thought you'd receive them.

2:35I think you need to be more silly. So we are going to be doing a prank call. No. It's entry-level, Joe. I'll fucking entry-level you out that window if you force me to do this. Hello and welcome to my office. This is Joe Marler. We'll see you now with me, Dr. Joe Marler. This is a show where I challenge Britain's best loved celebrities with bold questions to uncover uncomfortable truths and hopefully spark some change. With me, as always, is my beloved assistant, Jake. Jake, how are you? I'm really good. Really, really good. I just feel like I'm I'm watching a master at the top of his game. Right.

3:16What's the game? As a doctor, I don't know, you're a doctor, rugby player, whatever you are. A doctor, rugby player? Yes. I was trying to tell you that I'm incredibly impressed. But the way you read the autocue, the way you're interviewing these guests. Don't tell them it's an autocue. They know it's not. Don't fourth wall it. Don't think that's coming out of your head, do they? Hello. Welcome to my office. I'll put it back up to the top.

3:41Oh no, the secret's out. I can do it without auto-queue, ready? Go on, go on, do it without auto-queue. Look at me, look me in the eye and do it without auto-queue, go. Hello and welcome to Joe Marler Will See You Now with me, Dr Joe Marler. This show is all about unlocking some uncomfortable truths and posing some bold questions to all... Right, two notes. One, quick glance at the autocue halfway through. Second, I feel like in lieu of it being there, you're very handsy. You're sort of squeezing two air boobs together to try and remember it. It was like, this is the show. It's not that kind of show, sweetheart.

4:21It's definitely like that kind of show.

4:27Do you know what I watched last night? Not this. Good Will Hunting. Really? Do you know what it made me think? Go on. I want to stop playing at being a doctor. And I want to be a real doctor. I would say the NHS is already in crisis.

4:44And I think this is the last thing we need. What did you want to be when you were a kid? A prawn cocktail shaker. What does that mean? Exactly. Think about that for a second. No wonder you've become a rugby player. What do you mean by that? Masters like that. I'm telling you the truth. Growing up, I wanted to be a prawn cocktail shaker. Would you say that to a careers advisor? What are they? They come to your school and they say, what do you want to do? And then you tell them and they say, let's lower expectations. And then they tell you what you can probably do based on your answers. Oh, yeah.

5:19Like, oh, I'll be a plumber. Yeah. Why do you want to be a plumber? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh, my dad is. Yeah. Okay. I wanted to be a prawn cocktail shaker. And they'd say. That's not a real thing. Yes. And that's. Ah. Go on. Go, go, go. But I bet you they also said that to young kids who turned around and went, I want to be a YouTuber in the early days. Our guest, oh, I see what you did. It was a really good link. Sorry. My bad. You're so tenuous. It was, it's coming from you. Coming from you. Oh, gosh. Yeah, our guest is a very exciting guest. Foschdog. The Foschman. It's Max Fosch. He's a comedian.

6:02He's a YouTuber. He's a fearless man. Nothing scares him, I don't think. He's done some stunts on the internet that would make you shudder at the thought of doing them yourself. Exactly, just like that. Have you met Max before? Fosh dog? Yeah, I've met him loads. Have you, in the time that you've known him, ever been the victim of one of his pranks? Remember that time we had Eddie Hall on the show? The thing I remember about that is when his brother tricked him into maybe shitting on someone's chest. You didn't do that, did you? Yeah, no, I didn't shitting on Max's chest. I thought I was going to take a turn.

6:35The arm wrestle bit. Yeah. Where I said, oh, you've got to lose the arm wrestle to embrace your weakness and all that. And I did that. He lost and I went, good boy. Yeah. That was a stolen trick from the Foschmeister. Fosch good boy'd you? Fosch good boy'd me a couple of weeks earlier with a bottle of water. He came into my room and he went, oh, mate, can you open this, please? And I was like, yeah, sure, of course. Open it. He went, good boy. And I was like, pardon? Good boy. There's a good boy. I went, who the fuck do you think you're speaking to? And then he ran out and I was like, he foshed me.

7:11He foshed you. He foshed me. Obviously, you've got this, all right? You're an accomplished interviewer. You are an unqualified doctor. Just stop putting so much emphasis on that unqualified bit. Just keep an eye out. I don't want you getting foshed on your own show. He won't fosh me, mate. Mate, you're saying that with confidence there. Yes, because I'm now... This is the fosh man. I'm red alert to any foshy, fishy foshy... any foschy business lovely that's one of the most satisfying things I think I've ever been part of that's really lovely to be part of that journey to get there it was seeing the bits of your brain work you were like fishy foschy that was the bit in a beautiful mind where the equations are like it clears and you just think foschy business is there a Nobel Peace Prize for fucking good puns I don't know if there is but I'd like one I'm worried I'm worried I don't want you to be the victim of any foschy business I won't be victimised when he inevitably gets fosched I want a super cut of that speech and the fosch moment alright I'm a little bit worried now shall we see if Janet's with him and then get him in I guess yeah sure Janet please send him in Thank you.

8:31It's coming. Let's get flushed.

8:37All I'll say, I think she needs to have a word with HR.

8:43She said I was well formed. Well formed. Not sure which body part she was talking about, but she needs to have a chat. Anyway, hello, Doctor. Welcome, Max. Thanks, mate. How are you? I'm really well, actually. I'm really happy to be here. It's great to see you. It is nice to see you. What happened there then? What? You went, it is nice to see you. And that is a trigger for a lie. When your voice goes, hi. Well, you're not very good at spotting lies, are you? How long do you think the traitor stuff you'll be able to hang on to? Like, all the... It's J from the Traitors. A year? We're all hoping longer, really.

9:27I've got quite comfortable in this seat I mean I'm fucked if it wears out Say hello to my mate Jake Hello Jake Hello Max How you doing? Yeah really good, really good Very happy to see you in Joe's office Yeah Anything you need in terms of verification I'm here with a laptop and internet connection Are you sat in the cuck chair of this session? Yeah Imagine your session is an orgy of self-discovery And I'm And you are the lube And I'm the lube just to help things stick along. Actually, as an analogy, it works really well. Really, really, yeah. Let's get to the intake questionnaire. Full name? Maximilian Arthur Fosh.

10:05Maximilian Arthur Fosh. Yeah. I once got a free cab ride in Newcastle because the cab driver couldn't believe that my name was Maximilian. He was like, it's like Max, but then a million. That's a million? Got a free cab ride. Occupation? A YouTuber and comedian. Okay, good. Star sign? Aries. Wow. That's the ram. I'm aware. My favourite, one of my favourite ever jokes was my grandmother was a cancer. And ironically, she was actually killed by a giant crab.

10:48Most embarrassing moment, Max? When I leaked my own nudes on the internet. You leaked your own nudes? By mistake. Was it by mistake? Genuinely. Why are you taking nudes? I thought you'd receive them. So I filmed a video where I spent 24 hours at a naturist colony. With lots of other people who enjoy to get their kit off around each other. Oh yes, in Sunfuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you know that? I've been there. Have you? Several times. You're always brought up. Well, actually, firstly, one of the most embarrassing moments, I turned up to spend the day with them and got my kit off and I sat down on a bench.

11:31The first thing, someone came up to me and said, sorry, sir, we do ask that guests put down towels on the benches before they sit down. It's unhygienic otherwise, so I was just raw-dogging the bench. Yeah. Did you object to that or did you understand? No, no, I understood. You understood? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if you haven't wiped appropriately, you're then smearing… But skid marks can camouflage better on a wooden bench than on a towel. That was your most embarrassing moment? No, no, we'll get into that. So I filmed a video there. Obviously, I edited that video, you know, and burnt all of the raw footage to make sure it didn't go anywhere.

12:05And I thought, right, I've pixelated everything that I need to pixelate. No worries here. I then post the video and first comment I get is, lol, you missed a spot at 7.06. And I was like, no, this, and I knew that someone would say that. I'm not going to check. I'm not going to be baited into doing that. Next comment. A bit more than I was bargaining for at 7.06. 7.06, the sight for sore eyes. I thought, no way. I'd been through this video like a fine tooth comb. Clicked on the timestamp, 7.06. I thought, I can't see anything. Nothing's wrong. But what I didn't realize is that exact, at that exact moment, I'd walked past one of the greenhouses they have on site and in the reflection of the greenhouse window was me, full frontal.

12:53Bang! There it was. My little acorn. Genuinely now, that was a mistake. That was a genuine mistake. It wasn't an actual conscious thought that you went, this will go bigger than not having it in there. I wish I was that smart. I wish I had the balls to do that, but no, it was a genuine mistake. Pet peeve. When people say they don't like the word moist, get over it, it's a word. You're fine with that word? It's fine. I think it's just something that someone heard something in a pub and like, oh, that's an edgy take. Could you put that in a sentence? Moist. Janet.

13:36Rank these birds by their poshness. Eagle, magpie or pigeon. However, the pigeon has inherited a large amount of money. Right. And he's also really into West End plays. I would say magpie because they steal things and the posh love stealing things from the bourgeoisie. Am I right? Bit of satire.

14:04Jake, I usually don't get... Did you just go to dap me? No, no. What was that? No, no, you went like that. And we dap. I'm too old to dap. You're 35. Yeah. You look too old to dap. Sorry, Joe, you're not actually too old to dap. The crime you're most likely to commit? Tax fraud. A conspiracy theory you believe? You have to believe it. Oh, no, I genuinely do believe that the FBI killed JFK. What proof have you got? multiple bullets from different guns. The trajectory of the bullets came from not just the book suppository. Depository. Don't use a book as a suppository. That's actually my next question.

14:56Have you ever shoved a book up your arse? So you believe that's your conspiracy theory that you believe? What's yours? But you think the moon landing is a fake, don't you? I think the sun is closer than what they say it is.

15:12That's what I think. Yeah, fair enough. Do you consent to being analysed by someone who is not a real doctor? Yeah, it gets done to me on the internet every day. Did you want to drink my tea? I do, actually, yeah.

15:28Good tea. Curious as to why you had the chance to drink from a fresh side, but you actually turned the cup and drunk from my side that I'd been drinking from. So now I'm going... Oh, you found the secret, Joe. Okay. Just want to snog you. Max, based on your answers, I've spotted a little bit of a theme. You are very comfortable embarrassing yourself on the internet. Yeah. You're the main man. You put everything out there. You really push the envelope. Yeah, yeah. My mission today is simple. Yeah. Okay, I need you to realise the emotion that I think you're lacking, and it is shame. You think I should have more shame?

16:14You have none. No, I don't have much. I've established you've got no shame. Yeah. Jake, do you think that's a fair? I think it's exactly what we need to do. Is that something we should get after? Yeah. Great, okay. Let's get after it.

16:29Have you got a ring on that says posh twat? Yeah. Yeah. Did we get a close-up of that? Now, why have you got a ring on that says posh twat? You know, it's the classic old-school thing of being like, oh, if you're being bullied in the playground, just say the thing that the bullies are going at you for defuses the whole situation. The defence mechanism. Bang. Play into it. Yeah. I like it, because don't they say, like, people that wear a signet ring are from money? Yeah. Usually gold, though. And don't get me wrong, I am from loads of it. But it's always nice just to have that as like a bring him up, bring me down.

17:05Well, let's start there then. You said you're from loads of it. How did you get here, buddy?

17:13Sorry. That's what being a doctor is about. That is what being a doctor is all about. Buddy. How did you get here, little bud? So how did I get here? I don't mean like mum and dad, they did this and then I was born nine months later. I don't need that. No, I was actually, to be fair, I'm actually a test tube baby. I was frozen for two and a half years. Before I was born. Yeah, before you were born. It wasn't a hand solo situation.

17:45Just looking out the test tube. Hope they let me out one day. No, I was, you know how babies made, yeah?

17:55I don't know. So, you know, I was fertilized in 1992. alongside 12 other embryos. I was then plopped in the freezer. My sister was taken out first, bunged her in mum in the oven. Right. Nine months later, my sister arrives. Oven being? My mum's womb. And then in 1995, they're like, I was the last one. The 10 others all either like didn't make the grave. You've got 10 brothers and sisters? No. There were 12 embryos that were fertilised. So you've got 11 brothers and sisters? The opposite of that. The opposite. They're all dead. You've got no brothers or sisters. I've got one. She survived. You've got one sister.

18:35There you go. Just imagine Joe hosting Long Lost Family instead of Davina. You've got no sisters. You've got one sister. You've got who? You'd want to know if you've got sisters. I've got sisters.

18:52So yeah, anyway, it's a test tube baby and so I always like to annoy my sister by telling her we're the same age because technically we are no I think technically you're not well it depends if you're kind of a pro-life or a pro-choice kind of guy and that feels like you know territory that we don't want to go into so you're a test tube baby so I was a test tube baby do you worry that the previous that's why I'm so tall just could only grow up you're more a petri dish baby just going out oh that's quite scary

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20:53Would I suit that jacket? Exact same sizes? No, no, no. I mean, if we did a clothes swap now, I think it'd be... Let's do a clothes swap, see if it works. I mean, I sort of look like a child who's sort of been cast in the school play. And... You... I mean, you look like you... Wow, you look like sort of Eastern European fashion model. It's kind of gorgeous. Sort of proves, actually, that it is useful to get clothes in your own size. I'm a bit worried, like, how are we getting this off? I can't feel my fingers. Jake, I'm feeling a bit claustrophobic. Okay, sorry, we're getting claustrophobic. This is why it's important to get clothes your size, okay?

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