In short
A Kill Tony “Behind the Tape” episode featuring panel banter and multiple stand-up sets, with recurring bits about show logistics, audience interaction, and musical/drum/band commentary (including “Heidi’s Farts in a Jar” and “no songs over six minutes”).
Guests (panel)
Yakov Smirnoff (legendary comedian; says Tony invited him after seeing him in April; mentions his path to The Tonight Show via Mitzi and Carson/McCauley; also discusses touring and comedy style) and Ari Matti (energetic, unpredictable comedian; described as “old school” and arena-comic friendly).
Key claims
Yakov credits Mitzi/Carson for eventually getting him on The Tonight Show after years of being blocked; he praises D Madness’s virtuoso bass/drums work; they emphasize “don’t overthink—if you have something, go for it.”
Notable examples
Yakov recounts his “when the hell freezes over” Tonight Show moment; a blind bass player/D Madness performance is described as jaw-dropping; multiple audience members get onstage for quick bits (including a “first Austin kiss” moment).
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOCasual Banter and Introductions
0:00 to 4:00
Hosts engage in light-hearted conversation, sharing personal anecdotes.
“I've been putting the witch on shit for way too long.”
Yakov Smirnoff Joins the Panel
4:00 to 4:52
Yakov Smirnoff discusses his excitement about joining the panel and his comedy career.
“This is as close as you can get to sitting in the audience.”
Behind the Scenes with Yakov
6:01 to 14:01
Yakov shares insights on working with Tony and the dynamics of the show.
“My buddy owns a tattoo shop off there called Paper Crain.”
Comedy Career Insights
14:01 to 15:10
Explore the journey of a comedian through critical moments in their career.
“And I did a commercial, Miller Lite commercial, and it became like a few red, blue.”
Musical Talents and Performances
15:10 to 17:11
Discussion about an impressive blind bass player and live musical performances.
“He goes, can you do another set like this a couple of months from now?”
Musical Toasts and Tributes
17:11 to 21:23
A lively toast celebrating various types of people and experiences in life.
“Obviously you guys know this but I I was I mean Unbelievable He is a force of fucking nature it is crazy Super Saban I'm gonna...”
Comedic Observations on Relationships
21:23 to 26:36
Humorous takes on male camaraderie and interactions around women.
“He should be put down for how disgusting.”
Casual Interactions and Introductions
26:36 to 28:00
Light-hearted introductions and banter among friends and acquaintances.
Comedy Insights and Performance Stories
29:55 to 36:08
Discussion about comedic experiences, performances, and audience interactions.
“Joe Newcomer, the face of Austin Common!”
The Art of Joke Writing
36:08 to 39:28
Ari discusses his creative process and how he crafts jokes.
“Chuck has arrived in the Kiltoni universe!”
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Reflections on Tonight's Show
39:28 to 40:49
Hosts reflect on the evening's performance and camaraderie.
“I try to do a better job of putting myself out there.”
Casual Banter and Show Recap
42:05 to 43:55
The hosts engage in light conversation about the show and their experiences.
“I just post them online when the episode comes out.”
Discussion on Performance and Audience
43:55 to 46:25
A conversation about the show's performance, audience reactions, and past experiences.
“That was funny, dude What do you have to say to him about that?”
Reflections on Fan Interactions
46:25 to 48:25
The hosts share their thoughts on interactions with fans and internet stalkers.
“In Estonia and I'm sure in Russia they have expressions like through the flowers.”
Closing Thoughts and Farewells
48:25 to 49:38
The hosts wrap up their thoughts and say goodbye to the audience.
“For the most part, I just, I beat it and then no one's hot.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00I'll take some. Always find something wrong. I've been putting the witch on shit for way too long. Yeah. Do it in your...
0:10Brian Redban:You could even do it in your autotune thing. You got your autotune thing? No, I don't have it today. Oh, damn. I don't have it today. You came with the cheap package today. Holy Lord. That's crazy because I have all white keyboards. Oh, I like that. Oh, now you like it. That's exactly. You know me. It was cheap until he saw his own. You know me, super racist. The guy, the band member, the band member that I'm always meanest to is Matt Muelling, but I'm a racist. Are you saying? I'm white.
1:14I'm from Dallas, Texas, man. I also lived in Trenton, New Jersey for a while when I was in the Air Force. You know what I'm saying? But we're here to come bomb something other than the Middle East, right? Yeah, when I first got here, there was a dude who was saying that he signed up for four years in a row and didn't get picked. That's insanity. But, I mean, it was like the same thing for William Montgomery, I think. When he first got on, it was like four years before he got on. Wow, that's insane. Yeah. I'm from Chicago, started comedy in Peoria, Illinois, home of Richard Breyer. Now I'm a full Texan, been here two years.
1:54ready to sign up for like the 60th week in a row and knocking on. It's 30 for me. The dirty 30. That's my cousin too, by the way. This is Darrell. This is Q Rose. Frank Caesar. Yeah, this is my cousin. You've seen four brothers. He's like Mark Wahlberg, but more autistic. Whose car are we taking? Not mine. I can't drive. All right. I've spent enough time with white people. I'm about to get out of here. All right, guys. There's a person.
2:41Brian Redban:Keno, roll the last 10 seconds of the AI video so that they know what they're playing into. Roll it. It's very stupid, but you'll see why you're playing runaway. Oh, baby, never take work off. Baby, I've got to play. Run away fast as you can. So on that can, it should be your key. Ding, ding, ding. By the way, and I was going to say this, and I hate giving musical notes, but I was going to say this. The drums are overwhelming on your guys' version. Like overwhelming. Play that one more time. Where'd that come from? Is that you? To what? To smother out every other instrument? Play that one more time.
3:35Brian Redban:Play the actual version. It should be D Madness' bass stealing the show. I'm just saying.
3:48Brian Redban:Heidi's farts in a jar would sell like crazy, by the way. Oh, my God. remember to tell monica that we'll just sell empty jars and call it heidi's farts in a jar i will attempt to fart in them if that's what the show needs i'm literally gonna mention it on the show tonight i'm writing it down all right before we get into it i gotta tell you guys about something we just launched kill tony plus here's the deal you sign up you get every new episode ad free and uncensored we're giving members a brand new angle of the show that's never been seen before. This is as close as you can get to sitting in the audience.
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5:55Brian Redban:Now back to the show.
6:01Brian Redban:Heidi's Farts in a Jar, available now. Actually, roll it. Hit record. We are a roll-up. Hello there. I'm Claire. Keep playing, John. Keep playing that weird organ music.
6:39Yeah.
6:49I got in Oregon. My buddy owns a tattoo shop off there called Paper Crain. That's great. Yeah. When did you get it? God. January. January. How big are you a fan of Tony on this? Big time. Big time. For years. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I want to show them.
7:16Brian Redban:Oh my God.
7:21Brian Redban:The bad weather man. Ever since I met him. It's supposed to hail tomorrow. Ah, there was a tornado at my place. Winds were 90 miles an hour. I'm like, wow, no one else in the area, No one else in the metropolitan area had it. Oh! Yakov Smirnov, ladies and gentlemen.
7:47Brian Redban:Welcome, legend. How are you? We're so happy to have you. Thank you. Thank you. Make yourself at home. If you want a bite to eat, we have unbelievable food. We have drinks right here. Make yourself at home. When did you know you were going to be on the panel today? When did I know? Oh, a couple of months ago. So when I was here in April, Tony saw me and said, I think you should do this panel with me. And I said, I'd love to, but I'm heading the tour, European tour for two months. So he said, well, let's book it after that. So that's what happened. Yeah. And then I got the, that Ari is going to be on a panel with me.
8:36And that was, that was interesting pairing. An assassin and a Russian. That's a little scary. What do you think of Ari? I think he's hilarious. is so energetic and funny and just unpredictable. It's great. We're going to have some fun tonight. It's very easy.
9:04Brian Redban:It's very easy. The whole trick is to just pretend like you know the show, like you're having fun. They're going to be, my fans are going to be watching to see if you want to be there. You know what I mean? You're just playing with the kids today. You're just playing at the playground with the kids, having fun. Well, I'll only set you up for you to win all day. All day. Thanks for even thinking of me. Of course. Since you offered it, I've been watching it. I was like, this is amazing. It's like the Tonight Show. Yep. Because it involves so many different players. I'm really excited. Yes. It's gonna be fun and easy.
9:52Brian Redban:It's gonna be so fun you're not gonna believe when it's over. You're gonna go, that's it? We did it. Does it last like an hour and a half? It's about two, a little, about two hours. And she spotted me, and this is the first place that I sat with her, and she gave my name about. Yeah, yeah. I know, I know. The Colbert or something. Yeah. I mean, the whole thing is just... I'm so close with Peter. I mean, like, so close with Peter. And, like, you know, one of my favorite things to get to do, and always has been to do, is to, you know, like Quentin Tarantino does it with great actors. He puts great actors that people, maybe they forgot about him, maybe they did this, maybe they did that, but he finds the right role for them and uses them in just the right time.
10:44Brian Redban:And that's what I like to do with the legends of the comedy story. That's why you and Ari Matty, a lot of young people are gonna watch because Ari Matty's on it. And they're gonna go, wow, who the fuck is this guy? He's funny. He's old school. That's cool. They love old school because you guys just do jokes. A lot of people today, long setups, a lot of ba-ba-ba. Everyone likes boom, boom, boom, you know, in the moment, in the moment. And that's what's important on this show. You know, don't overthink things. But if you got something, go for it. If it's free and you got it, go for it. And a lot of people are talking, because on this show there's a lot of mics and a lot of noise and stuff.
11:22Brian Redban:If you have something, if you put the mic up to your mouth and look right at me, I'll set you up clean. I'll go, Yakov, what do you think about all this? And then you will have it. You know what I mean? Every time. Yeah. And sometimes if it happens a lot, I'll just nod. You know what I mean? which means like go for it. Yeah. Yeah. It'll be great. It'll be great. And sometimes you might not say anything for someone, but sometimes you might have five things. Like it doesn't, there's no rhyme or reason. Sometimes Ari will be dominating. Sometimes I'll be on a run. Sometimes Red Van will be on a sound effect run or something.
11:55Brian Redban:You know what I mean? Like it all breathes. As long as you're having fun, that's the whole secret. Because what people, the fans don't like is they don't want to go, man, it looked like that guy didn't even want to be there. You know what I mean? I know it sounds corny, but it's literally the best tip for being on this show. Exactly. Exactly. I was watching right before I came here today. Not afraid of a whole person. Yeah. That you were doing with Ari kind of similar. Oh yeah. Making superstars. These guys are all arena acts, basically. Yeah, it's the best. It's wonderful to see success, you know, from nothing.
12:49It's the same for me. When Mitzi talked to me, they said, Mitzi, you want to talk to me? I said, who's Mitzi? I have no idea. And I thought there was a producer that was supposed to come and see me. That's why I flew to LA. He didn't come, but she spotted me. I gotta say, you know, like, that's allowed me to do The Tonight Show for years. And Jim McCauley was the gamekeeper there. He would not put me on. And one day, after six years, like that she would hold me in the showcase and so one day he came and said yakub let's save time for each other you'll get on that show when the hell trees is over so i started watching weather channel why do you need to bumper on top of that so i knew i knew stuff you know it's not gonna happen So I just moved on in my own way.
14:04And I did a commercial, Miller Lite commercial, and it became like a few red, blue. And Carson saw it, and he said to Macaulay, we're never going to have this guy on. Wow, that's how you do it. And Macaulay goes, oh yeah, we were about to. Yeah, of course. So then she goes, I was in Raleigh, North Carolina, and she had no friends with that. She said, call me, I'll call her. And she goes, yes, who called? I go, who, Mitzi? McCauley, he's such an asshole. He wants you to shove. Yeah. So, and I want to say, tell him to go fuck him. But I quickly go, okay, I'll talk to him. Once I did.
14:50Brian Redban:I love it. Put on your winter coat because hell froze over, baby. That's exactly what I did. After this was a good one. That's exactly what happened. So I do my set, right? I do my set and Carson falls on the couch, which was unusual. And then, you know, Macaulay gets between me and Carson in the break. He goes, can you do another set like this a couple of months from now? I said when the hell freezes over is that place. So he goes, touche, touche. I love it. I didn't mean it at that point, but obviously when you get a break like that, and you do it seven times, you become dead. Yep. Yep. Let's go.
15:44Brian Redban:8-15. We have a blind bass player that's a fucking virtuoso. He's the best. Unbelievable. He plays every instrument, but he's a master of the bass guitar. I tell you I saw D Madness at Eddie V's last week, and I mean, listen to this, and I mean fucking destroying on drums. Because I've only ever seen him on Michael's set where he has to like learn where everything is in five seconds right beforehand. Dude, when he has his own drum set, it is crazy. I'm there eating dinner. I'm eating dinner with friends and they're trying to talk to me. I'm like, shh, shh, shh. I'm literally just watching Dee fucking overfill, right?
16:31Brian Redban:He's doing shit nobody does. No, he was just on the drums. I mean, he was literally like at Eddie V's of all places. Not even a fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, I mean, seriously. Not doing good, not doing great. Like, aw, jaw-dropping. I couldn't blink. I didn't want to talk to anybody. I'm like, they're talking. I'm like, are you guys fucking... Are you guys hearing and seeing this? I swear to God. It was mesmerizing. Because he's normally on Michael's drum set. I'm like, oh, he's great on the drums. This is great. When he knows where his fucking shit is, It's absolute insanity. Obviously you guys know this but I I was I mean Unbelievable He is a force of fucking nature it is crazy
17:28Brian Redban:Super Saban
17:41I'm gonna...
17:47Upsteady.
18:01Except for records of the You Go High.
18:31I like it. Yeah! Still in those mashups. Y 'all go. You gonna wrap up on me tonight? I can't. Yeah, you can. I can't. You can't? I can't. I said I can. Oh, okay. I was like, yeah. Nah, nah, I got you. Alright, cool. We gonna throw on that D tonight. We're gonna throw what in? Throw a protein. Oh, cool. Man, this one's not even a mashup. This one's a high. Is it? I don't know what this gas is
19:12Gotta warm up the fingers
19:37In this part they all go that way but I have to go this way.
19:44I got some special. Or maybe I'm not. Someone will let me know at some point.
20:04Thank you.
20:38Thank you.
21:07And I always find, always find something wrong You've been putting up with my shit put way too long I still keep it in finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scum bags Every morning in the Idle Let's have a toast for the jerk off Everything they can work on Baby, I gotta play When I was past the juvenile
22:11guitar solo
22:40guitar solo
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23:25Those fucking four-feaker sweets This motherfucker just goes around five It's disgusting He's disgusting. He should be put down. He should be put down for how disgusting. Let's go, Doc! It's a bad band. They should call the police. This band's terrible to people. How dare they be so insane? And then the more you look at them, everybody's doing their job so perfectly that you just get like a magical moment with each person.
24:06Thank you.
24:37If you know we sing it, y 'all. Let's have a toast for the douchebags. Let's have a toast for the assholes. Let's have a toast for the scumbags. Every morning in the eye, though. Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs. Let the girl take a break off. Baby, I've got a plan. Run away as fast as you can.
25:02Thank you.
25:44Thank you.
26:01I'm like, yeah, yeah, but you, I'm like, uh-huh. I only just have to look a little bit more. I'm like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. I'm like, you, I'm like, uh-huh, all right, thank you so much. I'll take the coffee. Thank you so much. Thank you. Yeah. Tedrick is such a pervert. It's always like when there's a pretty girl around, he does like a little, like, look to me. It's the dirtiest thing that men do. You know when a hot girl walks by and the eye contact that men make with each other, it says a thousand things. yeah it's just so yeah and it's split second we all know what we just thought and it's beautiful oh yeah no i didn't even i didn't you know when you're like leaving with a girl from a party and the last look you give to your friends yeah yes you know when you're walking with the girl you go like oh what yeah you don't it's just And then all the dudes in the back are like, you know, like Alfred with Batman, you know?
26:58He saw Batman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the back. Hey, guys. Nice to meet you. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, I'm already. What's going on, guys? There he is. What's your name? Steve, where's the one? Nice to meet you.
27:10Brian Redban:Wow, fashionably late. He's a rock star. Oh, my goodness. You are the police. I was entertaining the police. We have to keep a good relationship. I love it. I didn't know you was that tall. . Da da da da dak!
27:46Brian Redban:They're still going. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.
27:58Oh my god, it's crazy.
28:09Brian Redban:Oh my god, new rule. No songs over fucking six minutes long. I watched all day. I watched your kids. I watched them. I watched them. I watched them. Yes, you both. Of course. What's up, bud? He's a branding specialist. Come on, let's go to work. Thank you, bud. Alright, you ready to do this? We're gonna have fun. I got you. I got you. Oh, Ari's peeing? Perfect. I like his fit, bro. Oh, he's the man always classed and clean. I like it. I wear white pants and white shoes like that. I'll take a bite of spaghetti, it'll get all over me. Son, you did it so good with the nice, like, classic baseball.
29:00Brian Redban:Every time I wear white, I step in a puddle or something crazy. All right, boys, let's go. Let's go. Great job.
29:13Here we go. Two guys here. Heavy accents. Heavy accents. We're going to the East. What a duo. Last week.
29:24Brian Redban:A man who has. There's nothing that will stop his trajectory from being the next big arena comic. Ladies and gentlemen, your guests tonight are Yakov, Kierov, and Ari.
29:55The legend Yakov Smirnoff! The future, Arimatic! Oh my god! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
30:12Brian Redban:Oh my god, what a duo.
30:40before she semi-retired baby jeans I'm going to put this out fuck it I could be on the front line right now you could be, well, I mean I don't know you're making babies on a dust over here rather than adopting a Russian your parents are saints
31:00Brian Redban:so what do you do for work now that you're living the American tree, you got saved so proud of America
31:11Oh hell yeah! Oh! Did you fucking cry? This is Joe Newcomer! Joe Newcomer! Joe Newcomer, the face of Austin Common! Did you get a large joke book? Yes! Did you get super shows? I didn't ask him. I was almost going to say something on the way out, but you can't ask. What did you guys talk about? Did you bring him 9-11? The mic shocked me. What? On stage? First thing. You fucking rule bro. Let's do it.
31:46That fucking shot me. They had to switch mics. They shocked you. I go like, yeah. That's dude. That's dude. That's dude. You got a big book. This is Joe Newcomer. And I continued everything. Oh, dude. It fucking lit me up. That fucking microphone went whoop. It brought me off the ground. Whoa. What did you talk about? Did you tell him you, you, what did you, what was your minute? Wait a minute. Oh, so is there anybody straight in here or is everybody fucking gay? I go, I'm raising my hand because I'm straight and then when people were late, I'm like, you're gay, it was too late, you thought about it.
32:24Hell yeah. And everybody, yeah, it was lit up from there on, yeah. It was one after the other. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I've ingrained that, that set is ingrained in me, so. Isn't it beautiful? How was the interview interview went great I got bigger applause from the audience like about 10 From the audience What are you talking about? I'm not even remembering how to come in. Dude, don't worry about it. It's all good. Oh, you got the big jungle? Yeah, let's fucking go, dude. Oh, yeah, good deal. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, congratulations. Wow, what a great time. You know what? The heart of all. Do you know Jakob Schmierl?
33:14I never knew that guy before. I heard his name in the back. That's the only reason I knew his name before I went out there Because I knew everybody else It's already got yeah, I already the that thing shocked me just a little bit But I trying to play it off and then I'm like yeah, I know just laughing or whatever it goes Oh, and then it did it again, and I went yeah, this thing shocking
33:41There was tape on the microphone
33:51Brian Redban:Have you kissed a girl yet since being in Austin? Have you? I have not. I've seen the show. You haven't? Oh, we gotta get a girl. Is there a girl out there? Is there a girl out there that's willing to... You in the white shirt. Get your ass over here. Look at this little cutie. Come on up here, sweetheart. Oh, she's got bouncing tits. Oh my God, this is a girl. She's about to get a spot for Secret Show on her. ladies and gentlemen this is Luther Thompson's first ever Austin Texas kiss
34:49Brian Redban:Make some noise. Alright. This is a former dark story. Religion, so I charge him more. And like a gay man, you can say whatever you want. You can have fun. I'm old school. Cash is king. Because you can't have a hit country song with your name. Johnny Bitcoin. I didn't want to be a celebrity at discount tire. I thought I lost my car. Do you have any children? Remember children? Deep madness. Deep madness. Good job. Good job. Good trip. I was talking to him. Yeah, but I'd take off him. Really good job. The first one's hard and going first. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. Thank you, bro. Clearly, I overdid the academic side of life.
35:39I earned a PhD in electrical engineering, a bachelor's in physics, and a master's. in virginity.
35:52But hey, I just got some pussy.
36:05Too bad it came from Red Band. Ah! Oh, my God! What the hell? Oh, my God!
36:17Brian Redban:Oh my god! Wow! Dr. Chuck has arrived in the Kiltoni universe!
36:28Yes, I love Half Price books. I'm telling you, this is my husband. He's right there. You have the whole books and you have the latter that you're like, God doing just like you. He's doing great financially. We love it.
36:47What a great performance. That's what it taught me. It's a weird thing to tell somebody after a first date.
36:55Brian Redban:Absolutely unbelievable. He is a true anomaly. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you this. This is the real Leo Pat O 'Neill.
37:18Facts! What is your thought process when you're coming up with your jokes? Do you view it as a mathematical equation? Well, I guess I would say that the metaphor I have is hunting for pearls. So I'm looking for mainly natural pearls. So if I get a weird thought during the day, I just put it in my phone's notes section, and then I sleep on it. The next morning, I sit up to, you know, I look through the notes. Usually, I take in the morning dump, and every once in a while, something makes a splash. So anyway, you know, I sleep on the idea. Sometimes a punchline comes. Sometimes you have, so that's a natural pearl.
38:11It's just an idea that comes in your head and you can kind of put the pieces together. Sort of the mathematical or like flow chart type of jokes. Sometimes I do that when I'm, you know, working for a roast battle. Because you have to write jokes on a specific topic in a set time frame. So then you need the like fixed joke structure. This is the information you have about the topics you're working with. This is the kind of spotlight of the weaknesses that you're trying to spotlight of your opponent. And then you kind of write the jokes so that the punchline hits all those targets. So that's more of a mathematical structure.
38:53My stand-up stuff, like I said, is just ideas come, I record them, and then look to see if I can come up with something. I figure if it's more of a natural pearl, that's going to be more like my authentic voice than if I sit down every day and say, I want to write jokes about socks. So, you know, then you have to sell a take on socks. If I don't have a genuine emotion about it, it's going to come off as even stiffer than I would normally. Now, you seem like such a, you have such a dad humor about you, but you said you're single? Yeah, well, there's no cure for dad joke face. Yeah, I'm single. Dang, well maybe after tonight.
39:35I don't know. I don't know.
39:40I try to do a better job of putting myself out there. My last attempt at romance ended in disaster. It was a speed dating event. And the best way to vomit speed dating is tell them you like doing open mics. All right, I'm kind of joking around here, folks. Guys, tonight you have to fucking see all of us and have a whole more time for Yakov's fan. You can get tickets from the store at yakov.com. Y-A-K-O-V.com. How does it feel when Ari and Matty compliments you like that? Pretty good. Ari's a funny man.
40:20Brian Redban:I love Ari. I got to save a joke. I had a suicide joke. that you know fucking Eastern Europe conglomeration would have loved tonight but there's no need to do it. Yari brought the house down yeah. Save it for next week. But yeah feels good dude. Fucking good episode. Awesome. Just phenomenal. So good. So good. Phenomenal. What can I say? It was a European persuasion tonight. The Euros round. I know. I forgot that. I was going to say that at one point. It was like the whitest episode ever. It's not gay. It's European. This episode is more like Chelsea Handler for people who intended it is. Right, exactly.
41:11This was the fucking clan meet up.
41:13Brian Redban:I know. The fucking Norway guy had the motherfucker with the bow tie. I know. I know. It was like honky fast. He looked like Colonel Sanders from KFC, but like smarter. Yeah. That's so funny. Great job Pat! Thank you!
41:32How do you feel about tonight's show? It was awesome! Jakob Smirnoff, delicious!
41:47How do you feel about the show?
42:05Yeah, we did it again.
42:07Brian Redban:Good stuff. We got it again. I gotta pee.
42:16Brian Redban:Oh, that's great. Look at that. That's amazing. I think it's perfect. Let's take a picture. Yeah, I'll get in it too. Yeah, here we go. We got it. I got a piece so bad. I'll be at the top of the stairs. Yeah, I got it.
42:37I got it. What do you do with them later on? I just post them online when the episode comes out.
42:50I love the process. I paint so I know. Do you? Yeah. Portraits? Do you portraits? Whatever motivates me, I did a mural at Ground Zero. Wow. Yeah, it was huge. So, go on my account on Yaka.com. You'll see some of my artwork there. You can check it out. I'm Chris Rogers. Nice to meet you. You know, the bureau work in the hallway too. I loved it because, according to my eye, I was watching. At first I was like, what's this going on? What's he doing? And then, little by little, I was like, shit, he's good. Thank you. I appreciate that. You're good. Thank you. Hey. It was a good show. Yeah. That's D.
43:43Right? Yeah, it was. That's why I'm telling you The last note the last song was killing Tony didn't like how long we played our little disco dance song That was funny, dude What do you have to say to him about that? What do I have to say? I mean, you know, he ain't the only one that can go on long rants. We just you know ours is musical He used his voice
44:17I got my joke, bitch. I got my joke, bitch. Four months pregnant. Tell Tony to make the merch line go faster. He watches everything. What did you say? He doesn't watch anything. I said make the merch line go faster. Come on, Tony. What are you doing, mate? Speed it up. Tony, you're sexy as fuck. Yeah. We out here, bro. We getting all that merch live. What's up? I don't know if y 'all out here trying to get that shirt boy! My man over here bought them stickers, huh?
44:51Bye guys, thank you. Where are you coming from? Canada, really? BC, Canada. Let's go. Just graduated school, this is like my celebration. I just wanted to go to Kill Tony. I was in the standby line and they got me in right away, front row, and I was like, fuck yeah. You play defense? Yeah. Thank you so much. I love you. Thank you so much. Such a great show.
45:18Brian Redban:Yes, sir. I'm going down to Mitzi's. Do you have anything up there that you need? Yeah, I do. I'll see you down there. Make sure Yakov makes it to Mitzi's, all right. Will do. How do you feel about today's show? I feel great about it, man. You get to do it, you know, the bucket's crazy. All different shapes and sizes of people. Wild success. I fucking love it. What can I say? I love this show that I did. I just love it. As corny as that sounds, fucking Dr. Chuck was unbelievable. To get to see some old faces that we haven't seen in a long time was great. Mason, quick set at the end, you know, was pretty good.
46:06Brian Redban:And yeah, we just keep moving ahead. When I came from Las Vegas, I had to tone it down. My show was never dirty, but I would say something like the word sex. And they would say, oh, you can't say sex. So I had to change, like be romantic. In Estonia and I'm sure in Russia they have expressions like through the flowers. You have to say something through the flowers, you know. Yeah, so my, for the last 33 years, this is where I am. Yeah, but, so this is so far out of my comfort zone. But, but I think the fans of Kill Tony will really appreciate you, you know. I think, yeah, I hope. 100%, you did great, I was awesome.
47:04Yeah, the police here like to give me a hard time just because they're jealous of me. And they know the power that I possess. It's just the truth. They know that I could, in a fight, I do one of these. They're gone. They're done. They give their badge over to me. Hey, Chris. Okay.
47:31I love watching you on this show. Your reactions to like me? You're my favorite. Let's go! You hear that? That's how that VT ends. Let's go. Give me a big one. Oh, you bet. That's awesome. Thank you so much. Thank you. What's your name? Liz. Liz, I'm Mike. Yep. I'm trying to give it a hand shake for real. Now that got caught on camera too. You better cut that, bro. Can you show me what picture you got? Pardon? Can you show me what you got? Absolutely. And why'd you get that one? Why'd I get it? She's cute as hell. Alright, have a good one. Do you have any weird internet stalkers? There's a lot of people, but I don't feel flattered by it.
48:12I think they do it to everybody. Like any girl on Kill Tony, I think they all just go after her. So I'm just one of them, just because I've been on Kill Tony. So I don't think it's anything special to me. There's only been a couple times. For the most part, I just, I beat it and then no one's hot. But there's been a couple where I blocked them, just because it kind of got a little weird. and it got a little uncomfortable. But then I know if they saw me in person, they wouldn't do anything. Because they don't want to mess with this. They don't want it. They're ready. Oh no. No, it's him! My stalker.
48:51Hi guys, yeah, they let me in. The coolest stalker in the world. He's really cool. Holographic photos of Sarah in my room. Always on the ceiling as well. I need one of these medium ones. I need a golden ticket, baby. Some people get regular. Some people just weird as fuck. But everything means nothing. If I ain't got a golden ticket, can I please just have?
From the publisher
An exclusive, behind the scenes look from KT Episode 784 KT guest Yakov Smirnoff + Ari Matti
Yakov Smirnoff, Ari Matti, Brian Simpson, Pat O'Neill, Dedrick Flynn, Martin Phillips, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Grooveline Horns, Joe White, Troy Conrad, Monica, Colt McNeely, Steve Glass, Nathan Poling, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED– 08/31/2026
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