In short
Kill Tony episode featuring live audition chaos, backstage banter, and multiple comedians performing/being interviewed, plus recurring bits about golden tickets, crowd behavior, and topical shock-jokes.
Guests (main)
Duncan Trussell and Kurt Metzger appear as the featured guest comedians (the “mystery boys” duo). Duncan Trussell is a long-running comedy/podcast figure known for surreal, conversational material. Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comedian and writer known for edgy, character-driven humor.
Key claims/themes
Joe White (a frequent Austin comic) says he’s signed up 35–40 times without being picked, moved to Austin for Kill Tony, and shows old 1994 headshots. Multiple performers discuss addictions/comedown topics (e.g., kratom/“feel free”), beard dyeing, and weed effects. Golden Ticket winner Brent Reject says he switched his bit last-minute and felt better after winning; he frames it as “dad” material on brand.
Notable examples
fentanyl joke from 6th Street; “key to the city” celebration; long discussion of sativa vs indica; behind-the-scenes awkwardness; final “Votes” segment and Pat O’Neil’s “anomaly/real deal” closer.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOAiming for Fame
0:46 to 1:35
Comedian expresses determination to get on stage and become famous.
“When I first moved here, I had a one-minute set ready for Kill Tony.”
Life as a Comedian
1:35 to 2:20
Discussion on the struggles and experiences within the comedy scene.
“So, maybe tonight will be tonight, but I'm going to keep on trying.”
Personal Life Insights
2:20 to 2:50
Humorous exchange about personal experiences and relationships.
“I swear to God, you have more swagger than everybody put together up here.”
Conversation Dynamics
2:50 to 5:13
Lighthearted banter about appearance, lighting, and interactions.
“Did you look at porn on your phone when you did that?”
Conversation Dynamics
5:16 to 6:19
Lighthearted banter about appearance, lighting, and interactions.
“You know, taking control of mental health can feel overwhelming, but Talkspace makes prioritizing well-being simple and accessible.”
Meme References and Humor
7:04 to 8:16
Discussion on humorous takes related to memes and pop culture.
“I don't care if she's blind, crippled, or crazy.”
Comedy and Cannabis
8:16 to 14:01
Exploration of the relationship between comedy, cannabis, and personal experiences.
“Suddenly, the slow wandering pace of summer turns into earlier alarms, tighter schedules, and that feeling of everything landing at once.”
Navigating Performance Challenges
14:01 to 21:45
The hosts discuss the unpredictability of scheduling shows around major sports events and the challenges of performing for an audience that may be distracted.
“Lucy reached out and headlining it, the day of the Iron Bowl.”
Friendship and Poker Lessons
21:45 to 22:37
A lighthearted conversation about friendship dynamics and poker strategies between the hosts.
“Your friends all hit bottom at some point.”
Stand-Up Comedy and Fentanyl Encounter
29:00 to 30:20
Brent Reject shares a humorous story about a surprising encounter on 6th Street.
“We have楽ies in the space, adjacent to Guys I dataset with Doronoamu...”
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Performance Reflections and Switching Bits
30:20 to 32:00
Brent discusses his experience switching jokes during his performance.
“I just thought you had to get fentanyl on the side with an order of cocaine.”
Personal Life and Relationships
32:00 to 33:50
Conversation about personal relationships and dating experiences.
“Today, I've kind of had all day to freak myself out about it.”
Comedic Inspirations and Character Development
33:50 to 36:20
Discussion on comedic influences and developing a character for comedy.
“and a lot of it bombed, and I'm just on the fence about some...”
First-Time Stand-Up Experiences
36:20 to 38:10
A guest comedian shares their experience as a first-time stand-up performer.
“Fortunately, the Twin Towers came down that week and gave us a welcome distraction.”
Inside Jokes and Audience Engagement
38:10 to 41:20
Comedians discuss the interaction with the audience and topical humor.
“I actually heard these jokes in Baton Rouge, they're at a barber competition, and I didn't get no laughs, everybody's concentrating on it.”
Set Preparations and Social Media Buzz
42:01 to 43:04
Discover how the comedians prepare for their sets and leverage social media.
“I'm coming to the other from the comedy.”
Behind the Scenes Banter
43:04 to 45:50
Enjoy light-hearted banter among the hosts, revealing personal stories and humor.
“Fucking, every single time I get off, I'm like, that's so...”
Awkward Moments and Comedy Dynamics
45:50 to 46:57
Explore the dynamics of comedic interactions and awkward moments on stage.
“If you sense some awkwardness between Pat and I, Pat tried to fuck me in Mitzi's the last episode I was on.”
The Anomaly: Pat O'Neil's Performance
46:57 to 48:18
Pat O'Neil takes the stage, showcasing his unique comedic style and experiences.
“Okay, guys, it is that time, ladies and gentlemen.”
Jokes and Live Performances
48:18 to 53:42
Hosts share their thoughts on jokes and performances, including personal anecdotes.
“And some fucking idiot yelled, so just fucking fucked up the timing.”
Health, Nutrition, and Reflection
53:42 to 56:00
Discussing health, nutrition, and personal reflections on life choices.
“I guess she was the only one that didn't have a Flintstone.”
Transformation Journey and Fitness
56:00 to 56:43
The hosts discuss personal fitness transformations and the importance of working out.
“Shout out to everybody out there always watching us, always supporting us, man.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:01Brian Redban:It's Joe White. Joe, how old are you? How old are you now? 283 today, Tony. How much? Just 183. 183. Yeah.
0:12Brian Redban:Unbelievable. The life's so wild for 183. I fucking love Kill Tony. Let's go. I'm getting picked tonight. I'm getting picked. Remember me. I'm getting picked. Me and my bro are getting picked, bro. I'm about to become famous. I'm about to be famous. Give me 350. Dick, dick riding ass boys. All right? But we out here, real comedians. Is it recording? Real comedians out here in Austin doing the motherfucking thing. All right? My name's Lingo. See me on the other side. All right.
0:59Why are you here on a Labor Day? Huh? Why are you here on Labor Day? Is it Monday? That's why I'm here.
1:05Brian Redban:I moved to Austin for this. So, I want to be famous somewhere. Might as well start here. When I first moved here, I had a one-minute set ready for Kill Tony. Time went by. I had another minute that was funnier than that one. Time went by. Now I got this new minute that he's funnier than the other two. So if I can get on and do this joke, man, oh, my God, it's going to be on. Please, Kill Tony, call my name JP Madison, man. I'm trying to tell you. I done been through it to get to it. How many times have you signed up? At least 35 times, 35, 40 times. And not a single? Nothing. Ain't never been picked not once.
1:49So, maybe tonight will be tonight, but I'm going to keep on trying. I started comedy in 94. I was a teenager. Hold on, let me show you something. Look at this. This was in 94. This was my first head shot. I started comedy in 94. I went on the road for a while. Then I moved to L.A. and I moved to Miami, but I've been doing this for a minute, son. I'm a seasoned veteran, you know what I'm saying?
2:17Brian Redban:You are the fucking man, B. I swear to God, you have more swagger than everybody put together up here. I know that song. Hey, Keita, is this lighting whiter than normal or something? All right, let me go see if I can get that. I can get that. Joe White. Yes, sir. Did you get laid this week? Did you get any close? I did when I laid down on the sofa. What? That's the closest I came to get laid this week, is laying on the sofa. Oh, nice. What did you do on the sofa? I had a date with my hand. Oh, okay. Did you look at porn on your phone when you did that? No, no, I'm past that. You have enough in the spank bank.
3:05Brian Redban:You've made a lot of deposits. Yeah, I don't need porn. Now, let me ask you this. When you're picturing a girl in your mind, and you're jerking off, right? Because you're a little bit older. I'm guessing that you picture a girl with a full bush. Am I right? Oh, no. Never. Really? Oh, no. That's a total turn off for me. Oh, wow. Total turn off. I would have guessed you're a bigger bush supporter than the Republican Party. No, no, no, no. I lived with that for 25 years. I'm over it. That was back when I was buried. Wow. Your ex-wife had a big bush? moderate. She trimmed it a little bit? She was Hispanic so you know.
3:42Oh okay. They're good at
3:44Brian Redban:landscaping. Hi Heidi. Hi Tony. Oh my god. You look so nice. Why do we look so nice? Red Band you didn't get the memo. Wow. Red Band. You got your basic instinct. Red Band's never gotten the memo. He forgot that we're supposed to be nice tonight. His Wi-Fi is not working.
4:16Is this recording? Are you recording? Yeah, yeah. Oh. Am I supposed to say this? No, no. What's up? Uh-oh, don't get this on camera. Look out.
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7:30You know it. Tell him. Yeah. See, he was on, like, a week or two ago. Blew it up. I'm just waiting on my chance. I'm waiting on my chance to get on there and do the damn thing. So, come on. Pick me, man. Come on.
8:05My boy just gonna be famous next up right here
8:15Alright, kill it dog. For real. I'm gonna try my best.
8:23Scott, he's getting nervous.
8:45Brian Redban:Kurt, if you have to go pee.
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10:18Brian Redban:I feel like he did good last time. I feel like he did good. Yeah. Yeah, sure. All we can do is hope is Kratom to Adderall. What do you call it? Ratio is correct tonight. Yeah, Kratom. He is precachini. Does he have you completely hooked on it yet? You already went through it, right? You went through the feel free thing and it got the best of you. You still dabble in it? Do you know how much Kratom I have to take a day to not shake? Do you understand how much fucking Kratom I am so addicted to... I have to take like, it's like a, it's almost like a garbage bag size bag of pills. I just have to constantly...
11:03I never liked Kratom believe it or not. I like those feel free sort of...
11:06Brian Redban:You never liked them, you loved them. I remember you. The funniest thing about it was realizing everybody thought I was addicted to Kratom and then just leaning into that as much as possible. Because it would make me feel sick. You drink one of those fucking things you have to throw up like by the end of the night. I've never tried. Shit's nasty. But they were selling apparently at 7-Elevens, they made it illegal now, but they were selling kratom pills that were like a 10 ,000 times stronger than the Yeah, well they made that illegal. That was like kratom B or something like that. Did you dye your beard?
11:46Yeah.
11:46Brian Redban:Oh my god. Wow, right there. Oh, it's too. Wow, it's very very dyed this week. Oh no, it's really dyed right now. Did you fall asleep with the dye in or something? No, I used dark brown instead of light brown. Whoa. Let's get it. Get the fuck out. Old beef Chuck Norris over here. Tony, what are your thoughts on dyeing your beard? It doesn't look good. I don't, I think gray is cool. I'm so excited about the gray hairs I have coming in that I'm like, I was so excited until I started. Yeah, I think everyone's gonna wanna pick it around. Yours looks amazing. You literally have the two. I mean, you're fucking set.
12:24Brian Redban:OG Kush. You always tried before the show? Not before this show. I didn't smoke before performing either. Yeah. I smoked before stand-up. Yeah, yeah. Um, sometimes. Not really, I chain smoke cigarettes, but for this thing to be able to host the fuck out of it and know where I'm going next and know what to ask next while also letting people talk at the same time while also trying to wonder if they're going to do good or bad and keep it entertaining while not making it repetitive. No, Sativa locks me up. Does the opposite effect. Yeah, sativas, I used to love sativas for like 15 years and then I don't know man, you know, our shit changes and evolves.
13:07Some people get allergic to an other kid, don't they? Yeah.
13:10Brian Redban:I'll tell you this, if you're into a sativa, our head band leader, John Dees, has a sativa that will make me at least pace and sweat. Oh, that's it, he's got it. No one's got it better than John Dees. I've accidentally hit his blunt a couple times and it was a nightmare situation. I brought this up to you before. We smoked a joint together outside of Stand-Up Live Huntsville probably like eight or nine years ago. It was before I started doing this stuff. Yeah, I was there with Jeremiah Watkins, right? I very clearly remember that stop on my tour as being one of the, you know, just wonkiest fucking...
13:48Yeah, I bet.
13:49Brian Redban:It was brand new, too. So, like, they didn't even know what it was. in the middle of nowhere, Alabama. Exactly. I probably sold a hundred tickets, maybe. Lucy reached out and headlining it, the day of the Iron Bowl. And I'm so scared. Wow. Yeah. Hey, that's great though. It's the Saturday after the day's game. I mean, look, you know, if, you know, people will want things to do. They'll want to be out of the, you know, out of the house. And they haven't announced the time of the Iron Bowl yet, so I'm just fingers crossed it's that early afternoon game. Then everybody just shows up hammered. I made that out of class.
14:31Brian Redban:Yeah. It's tricky. That's what you got to do now. Sometimes that never ends. Sometimes you'll be doing the Chicago Theater while the Bulls are in game seven. Sometimes you'll be doing MSG while fucking the Yankees are playing the whatever. Like, shit like that never ends. Just because you can sell more tickets or whatever, Like, God's hilarious. He is so funny. Whatever happens, it'll be a funny story. There's so many nights where like John Mulaney and Kevin Hart are doing the other arenas or theaters in town. Like, every time. There's always something. It's always game seven. It's always, this is their fur, they're the underdogs.
15:13Brian Redban:They shouldn't even be in the playoffs. Always. Stanley Cup. This, that, yes sir. You know, I haven't eaten in three days, but I really have to shit right now. God damn it. Hey, mothership, how are you? Come up with something better than that. Jesus, we're halfway through the show, you asshole. We talked about that last week on this show where it's like, how are you people still coming out and going, hey, Austin, Texas, how are we tonight? You're an hour and a half into the show. They're good. We got it. You waited four hours to sign up for this show, and you're wondering, you think we're just failing?
15:51Brian Redban:I think we're just flatlining tonight for the first time. It's fucking exhausting, dude. It's unbelievable. Oh, it really can be. And then once in a while you have to have, you got a gem. You, you, me and you both. How does it feel to be the king of poker? Well, I'm playing against a bunch of mentally handicapped people. Yeah, David Lucas is, I mean, beating. Let's be honest I beat Tone Wasn't trying to do that He's my best bud Everybody knows We're going to Mexico together In two weeks Just me and him Fucking best buds But yeah I had to teach him what was up I had to teach him How to play the game And how to not let the game play him And I think he learned a lesson Which is Don't fuck with me Are you trying to kiss me right now?
16:50Look at this guy getting his own key to the city.
16:54Brian Redban:I have it in my calendar. I think I might. I think I might come shocked at your liberal fucking fan base. You ask them what's in their refrigerator. I'll ask them what they do for work. Is that a romance? He's kidding. He's kidding. He's kidding. He's kidding. He's kidding. Don't ask any questions during the show. But I'd like to get to know the contestants. You're going to... Stop laughing. Stop laughing. No, no, no, no. No, stop laughing. Everybody stop laughing. I will do what's in their refrigerator. You do the work. That's more your question.
17:37Paying down, I'm going to pick my dick out on three. One, two, three.
17:45Brian Redban:But please for the love of God nothing longer than seven minutes of a version of a song I'm being dead serious. You guys ruined it for yourselves last week with that 21 minute fucking elevator music remix bullshit I'm literally up here going I do the same thing every week John John John John Every week when you guys go down there like during runaway the whole room is like holy shit Unbelievable. I go, yeah, they're the fucking best damn band in all the land. Watch this. And every week, everybody's happy. The whole way through, they go, I can't believe this is part of the fucking production. And then last week, everybody here is going, what is it?
18:27Brian Redban:Are they still doing this? No. Red band? And we love you guys. We're your biggest fans. There's one point where you go. Yeah, they have to be done. It was a 21 minute version of some Stevie Wonder shit. And by the way, you have B Madness right there, knowing the lyrics, able to sing, and you got you. Just singing the lyrics with your right hand, playing the bass with your left. Oh! Oh! Oh! Ever since you got your key to the city, this is how you act. Tell me more. Okay. As long as... I'll keep it short. The crowd's attention span. I'll keep it short. We're gonna play 12 songs. We're gonna love every last one of these songs.
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19:22Brian Redban:As long as you don't talk in between every song we're good. I got a speech for every white person in the crowd. It's going down! This is my impression of a... Hello, Superman. Hello, friends. How you doing? How am I doing? I'm with him. You want to know? Let's go. Fuck it. 60 years. He started his 50 and he was 75. Now, we're 75. Yeah, I heard about magic. Do you see that black guy and white face over there?
20:15When are you going? I'm going, um, when does your mom show up? I can tweak it so that we time it right. I just don't want her to miss it, you know? Oh, yeah.
20:32I'm just giving you a hot cocktail. You got enough liquid, you think?
20:36Brian Redban:Yeah, I just want to pee on stage. What are you doing? I'm just, you know, a couple people asked me to get some. Those are your friends? Those two? You got to be nice to me because we're on camera. But seriously, you just bring, why do you have to bring people with you? Can you film this? There he is. I asked for VIP, and then I think they gave him green room. I can put it live. It's just three friends. I figured it was okay. What do you want me to do in the future? From now on, they don't come in here. They don't come to where there's free drinks and food. I didn't. Your guest? I asked for a moment.
21:12You asked Sarah Sloan? Yeah. Right. Okay, good. I just said, I was like, I assume the green room is packed, VIP or regular spot. It was three. You're going to have to have you come over and search. From now on. I'll just, I'll specify. Right. I'm so sorry. It's okay.
21:27Brian Redban:Are we still here? Do you want me to tell them? No. No, from that one. Do you go. Got it. Do you have enough Red Bull though? What are they, sober? They all had a big breakdown at some point. Yeah, they are. They hit bottom. You want me to? Your friends all hit bottom at some point. I know that. All right, well, good to see you, man. Yeah. That's my, that's my, literally my best friend. It's just so us, you know?
22:36We'll be right back.
22:55Oh, my God.
23:27Thank you.
24:05guitar solo
24:25Thank you.
25:05guitar solo
25:54guitar solo
26:04guitar solo
26:26Thank you.
27:03Come on, Mike.
27:25Woo!
28:01Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
28:07Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's awesome.
28:28Brian Redban:Some fucking conspiratorial chaos, right? I present to you two of my favorite comedians in the world. And they are both considered now. They work together as the mystery boys. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for the great Duncan Shrestle and Kirsten.
29:02We have楽ies in the space, adjacent to Danger... This is Sam Thumbnail Slumber's!
29:06Brian Redban:Guys I dataset with Doronoamu... I just wanna say a few of thoseлюч- The people are using this group music R&B've from his Japanese band Let's just keep and keep forts We have a story boys tomorrow night I feel up
29:14Brian Redban:absolutely yeah this is Emma Frost by the way oh yeah I love it it's me of course my pick up line is like you look like an X-man I'm gonna be a Miss Marvel with a black latex leotard and like the red sash for a Halloween one She's so awesome. And she's blonde. Guys, we want to talk about the fund. We're raising money right now. Happening more often lately. This man I'm bringing to the stage, this is his first ever cash in on his brand new golden ticket. Just won it a couple weeks ago. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for your first community tonight. Very funny man. It's Brent Reject.
30:04I just ran in from 6th Street, getting the shit scared out of me. A guy came up to me and he was like, hey, you want to buy any fentanyl? I didn't know you could get that shit on purpose. I thought it had to be a surprise. You know, like an engagement or a finger in the butt. Some things are surprises. I just thought you had to get fentanyl on the side with an order of cocaine. I didn't know you could get that shit a la carte. I scared the hell out of it.
30:32Everybody loves you. I was like more fuzzy, more vibes, please. That's not how they acted when we got here the next day. There's something about you guys that when you're in trouble, it's like the best thing ever. Truly, truly. Work me out. Then that's literally insane. Who is that over there? Yeah, I don't even know who that is. Who is that Mark? It's me, Miguel. Is that Omar talking? It's me Omar, yo quiero un gemo. Yo, Simo. Oh! Damn, okay. Easy, easy tiger. Yeah, I switched up what I was going to do because I wanted to get that quick pop up top, so I decided the fentanyl thing and then I did the call my dad thing.
31:21Wait, when did you switch it? Right, kind of like 30 seconds before almost. Well, just like, the bit that I was going to do, yeah, I just, I don't know. It was, I went with my gut. That's everybody's advice, was like, go with your gut. So my gut said, you're not going to get this one out as clean. This one you've been, you know, I've been doing that dad joke for a while. And also, I think three years ago when I bombed, I think I've attempted that joke before and then it's too long, so I bailed out. So this time I got it out clean and I feel good about it. So how did this time on Kill Tony feel than your last time when you won the Golden Ticket?
31:56So here's how it felt different. I was just having a good day at work, and I got surprised with it last time. Today, I've kind of had all day to freak myself out about it. It's crazy that I decided to switch the bit, but I'm glad I did. Like, it's a good bit, and it's about my dad. It's kind of on brand to the other stuff. But my next stuff will be more about dating and things that aren't my dad. But now we got the dad stuff out. So, yeah, I'm feeling good. Maybe more. Probably him and then you. Really? Yeah. Because it's a small gap between Dendron and your mom.
32:32Brian Redban:You're married for it. Like, eight months. Amazing. You should stuff it out.
32:44Uh, tell us about that. So how long were you dating before?
32:48Brian Redban:So you have a calendar. I do. That's what I have waiting for. Brush my hair. More thousand brushes. Yeah. Yeah, 4 ,000 brushes. I'm tired. It's like driving without power. It's a lot of work being a hot girl. Girl, tell me about it. Girl. Girl. Hi, it's us. The first two Kill Tony regulars. In the house. We made this. This is built off pussy. This whole thing is built off our clits. Don't say it now. She takes it back. Oh, I don't. Okay. I mean, your voice cracked a little bit when you said it. Yeah. All right. So how do you get murdered? He got shot. What? That's amazing. Did you have it before?
33:40I just got a couple of times. I just got a couple of times. I got a couple of times. Before the wedding? I'm in a hospital. I'm in a hospital. I'm in a hospital. I'm in a hospital. I'm in a hospital. I'm in a hospital. Wow. That's a sign. Yeah.
34:02Brian Redban:That's a very clear sign. Did she give you a specific reason why? Not really. What edits do you just make? I think there's a few others. I just did a set to run it. and a lot of it bombed, and I'm just on the fence about some... I cut... I might cut... Obama's dick got beat. Yeah, Michelle Obama's. She's got a horse cock. That bitch is a horse. Cool, cut that. Trump's been renaming everything, like he just renamed Epstein's Island to never been there island. Pussy grab. Yeah, cool.
35:00Show me your face. I can blur you and pose. It's me, Hans Kim. I'm Hans Kim, I swear. Everyone's Hans Kim today. I'm also Hans Kim. You just gotta start telling about some played out racist jokes? Whoa, whoa, you gotta cut that. Oh, yeah, good, perfect.
35:41Why are you covering your face? Because you tried to get us and Peyton Roddy fucking executed. Because I remember what happened to those other guys. And guess what? We haven't seen Peyton Roddy since. Lord knows what happened to his ass. Put his ass in the newsroom. Fucking creep. Stop looking at my ass, you fucking pervert. I'm going to leave you with this.
36:07This weekend marks 25 years. Since the most heinous act was perpetrated on mankind, Silver Side Up by Nickelback was released.
36:26Fortunately, the Twin Towers came down that week and gave us a welcome distraction.
36:33Sir Winston Pickles. Now, how long does it take to put on your makeup and to dress up? 25, 30 minutes now. Got it down. I do it every day now, so it's like second nature. When did you come up with this character? It was based on Puddle's Pity Party, the singing clown. If you look for him out there, he inspired me. I met him on stage a couple of times, and that's where it came from, 10 years ago. That's incredible. And who are you behind the mask? What is your ethnicity? What's your race? Well, Caucasian English guy, that's it. People think I'm a black guy under here, but I'm not. And where did you get your dark sense of humor from?
37:18It's great. My father, who sadly no longer with us, but that's where he came from. When did you want to become a comedian? My father, actually. I mean, I was going to get on stage when I was 19 and I mothballed that, and I took a break. And I made my debut when I was 55, so it was quite a break.
37:36Brian Redban:Have you ever tried getting some eucalyptus? and perhaps rubbing it into your hands. Have you tried this? Muscle rub. Muscle rub. I was one of the signups there, and the Asian lady next to me had got the ticket. Yeah, that makes sense. You're young. He'll just be like, famous Asian Trump impression. That was close. You've done standup since then? This is actually my first time. Wow, incredible. Trini, amazing. Most people start in warm-up before talking about black guys, barbershops, whorehouses, and Jeffrey Dahmer. I actually heard these jokes in Baton Rouge, they're at a barber competition, and I didn't get no laughs, everybody's concentrating on it.
38:24Brian Redban:Barber competitions be like that. He said he wasn't always a full-time roster guy. He wasn't on Monday Night Raw. You'd save him for like pay-per-views. There'd be a big build-up. You wouldn't see him for a while and he would come out absolutely nowhere. I like to think this next comedian is our version of that. Sometimes he's gone, comes back. He is an icon. An absolute freak of nature. You guys are about to go nuts as I bring to the stage for the first time in quite a while. In fact, I think since Piltony Mania. This is the long awaited return of the one and only...
39:20Oh, thank you! Wow! Wow! I'm gonna fuck you girl. Um... Okay, relax, bitch. Look, I don't know if you guys all know these episodes are on a delay, okay? Like, this episode's gonna be coming out in a week, so I'm doing topical jokes based on what I assume will happen.
39:50God damn. This is crazy. Do you guys see how Obama's dick pic got leaked? Yeah. Michelle Obama's she has a horse car that bitch is a horse September 11th
40:13yesterday was Rosh Hashanah Jewish New Year where my Jews at Get the fuck out!
40:27Fags. Fags. Fags.
40:36Fags. They're good though. You know what Ltheanine is, Nathan? No. It's like, um, it's just like a supplement, but like coders in Silicon Valley, like the people that like microdose mushrooms
40:49Brian Redban:because they care enough about their job it makes them that much better at least you just like have that with like coffee and that's like getting that gum is like tiny bits of elphine with caffeine in it and it makes it so you like you know when you get like jittery when you have coffee you drink coffee yeah? yeah yeah you don't get jittery if you have elphine in it oh I see where'd you learn this information? I can't do it. You've never seen that thing on, you've never seen the Shark Tank reel about it? Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like one of those people that told them to fuck off. Oh. And then still made it.
41:24Brian Redban:Wow, okay, I see. I don't know if you guys probably heard, but we lost someone really important in the Kill Tone family. And I just want to pay some respects to them, so play the video.
41:50What are you fucking doing? I'm trying to pay my respect. Here it comes. All right, here it comes. Give it up for my special needs son in the fucking sound booth right now. All right, guys. Wow.
42:05Brian Redban:All right, here we go. Hey, this is Ryan Man Company. I'm coming to the other from the comedy.
42:16Brian Redban:I'm about to spit out this in and put it in once this bucket pool goes up. I'm just watching my set record from last week just so I know when to cut it off. Just in the reserves watching it stand up like that to the point of doing it. Alright. There's someone now. Now you're so right because your 420 joke, I remember, you posted that immediately. But like there's so many people reposting that and like getting so many views. I knew that would be big too just because of what I've always said. Which is like I would like do my open mics with like fucking like 20 people in Rhode Island. And it's like just like if the crowd reacts well with the joke.
42:54Brian Redban:It has nothing to do with like online-wise. It has nothing to do with what the joke is about how good it is. It's just like how the crowd reacts. So I knew that one. And I like got on top of it right away posting it.
43:10Brian Redban:I'm gonna spit this out here.
43:18That was deece.
43:30That was awesome. Was it? Yes. Fucking, every single time I get off, I'm like, that's so... I mean... Oh, that was so funny. It was funny. It was like the first time I prepared nothing for the interview, and I was like, what's been going on? Let me get you two right here. Yeah. I guess you can say whatever you prepared me in that bill, let me go. It's about 10 years, though he's paying for it. Actually, Pat, could you stand with your foot right here on his leg like this, like a model. Yeah, sure. Wait, what? So your foot is right here? Yeah, I know. And then like this? Actually, it should be...
44:14No, I'm not doing it. I'm definitely not doing it the other way. Okay, okay. Alright, here we go. One, two, three. Wow. So Pat is the alpha situation. Alright, see you on my left. It felt kind of a bad time. It's all it's like Pat, see you on my left. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's fantastic. That's a great one. We haven't done too many. I know. I know. It's so wild. Panel you're on one time. Yeah. Yeah. People think that you snipped me because you didn't. Like, I think I tried to fist bump you and you were already like barking up. Yeah, I've seen that. People are like, yeah. Taddle near fucking mama.
44:56This is behind the scenes, baby. You're getting all that shit. Get off my black ass. You ain't never seen nothing like this. You ain't never seen nothing like this. I'm working on a new character. His name is Dedrick Flynn. Hey, man, you ain't never seen none of this shit. What you know about that? What you know about that, motherfucker?
45:16Brian Redban:When you say there ain't no black people, is that a double... Are you up in two? Depends on how many bucket bowls there. Dude, I put a tear stick in my fucking mouth. And that was not worth it. Oh my god, whoa. I was waiting back here to hear who the video was about and then once I went back. Yeah, it was like pretty... Did I not tell you about it? Not at all, I don't think so. I heard the Martin Phillips show at sunset when I walked in and I was telling people how funny it was. Oh, thanks man. So, a little behind the scenes stuff. If you sense some awkwardness between Pat and I, Pat tried to fuck me in Mitzi's the last episode I was on.
46:00And, you know, I let him know I'm not gay, and so it's a little weird, it's a little uncomfortable for him, but I think I'm going to force him to be my friend, even though he tried to anally fuck me anally. So just make sure you got that.
46:22I'm trying to talk to one girl who tells me she's a pan-session. Like, look, I'm fucking on the stove.
46:33Brian Redban:Look how excited. A friend dares him to sign up for a show. He had no idea. He gets addicted. He got a taste of that sweet, sweet, crystal faint juice, if you will. And now he's been signing up every week since. Didn't even know there was an interview part of the show the first time he signed up. What the fuck did he mean Pookie wouldn't like me? Well, I don't think Pookie's quite the conspiracy theorist. You get one shot of Pookie. If you blow it, that's it, dude. Garfield! That's right. Okay, guys, it is that time, ladies and gentlemen. There's only one way to end a show like this. I call him the anomaly, the real deal.
47:12Brian Redban:Ladies and gentlemen, it's for this, this battle deal.
47:23Votes! Last week my doctor told me how sometimes erectile dysfunction can be the result of depression? I was like, no dude, I'm sad because my dick doesn't work. Uh, not the other way around. Stop talking about feelings like a chick and fix my fucking penis, please. I want to cum on his chest. Look at that fucking shirt. That's odd.
47:50Brian Redban:Wow. That is the Heidi shirt. Makes me feel better about doing it to myself.
48:03Brian Redban:It is an amazing shirt. Available at killmerch.com. Pat will be with us in Dallas, Houston, Las Vegas and the Moody Center on New Year's Eve. We're going to have a lot of fun. How about one more time for the anomaly? The real deal. Pat O 'Neil everybody!
48:29How you feeling right now? Eh, I don't know. First joke didn't do well. And some fucking idiot yelled, so just fucking fucked up the timing.
48:58Oh my god, you almost not be falling down the stairs. Wouldn't that be something? YouTube plus plus, Kill Tony plus plus, Heidi just taking a tongue pull. That was awesome. I love the shirt. I love the shirt. I gotta get you one of my merch. which I have made my own. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. I just saw it at the table last week and I was like, oh yeah, give me one of those. You gotta have it. You gotta have it. I was like, it saved me a week on my poor trip. You gotta order more stuff. I order like 10 outfits a week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do I wear this week? Oh, another one. I love it. Thank you.
49:44All right. Yes!
49:54Yeah!
49:58Brian Redban:We did it again, huh? Can you believe it? That just keeps so bad. That'll boost my mind.
50:10What if I'm going to see with the sun?
50:15Here we go. Yeah! I love you. Is there a manager back here? Yeah. Awesome. I need to hide my shit. You know, I'm going to fake my death this weekend. I'm not going to tell anybody, but it's a joke, so you know. I'm going to miss you. I know. Isn't that beautiful? Hi. What's the beast? I'm moving here. I know. Is that crazy? I know it's crazy. I'm glad. It's like a drinking churro. I know. We've been talking about it. Alright, I guess I'll bring this with me. Are you talking about Sarah? She's a human being. I'm not just a sexual object. I'm also a human. Is that your dog by the night? What? No.
50:59What dog? This is my second pee today. This tea place opened up next to my house. It's called HTO. It's just iced teas. So now I'm just non-stop drinking huge styrofoam cups of iced tea on it. Oh, I love it. But I have to pee so much now. Oh, yeah. Well, you won't get kidney scones. Yeah.
51:26I have a really, really cool location. Oh, in a shoot? Yeah. Any other day. Any day, yeah. Any day, yeah. Like I don't work It's like parent when you're downtown Yeah, yeah Sorry to interrupt, you gotta break up Why? There's so much pussy to be I know, but I did that thing that you wanted me to do with the balloon in your asshole I should have seen that code Dude, your lad joke is great Oh, thanks so much, Kirk You were so funny, dude It was really like, horribly sensitive The mistimed air horns. What? The air horns. They're so awesome. You should have air horned yourself. I know, when you die.
52:14I was thinking of that, but air horns so many times. I told Tony I almost want to, like, Saturday night, like, have Janice go on my Instagram, guys. Yes. Just give me some time and stuff like that. Or Sunday. Or Sunday night or something. You know what I mean? Yay. Yeah, Sunday night. What? Yeah. Dude, red man. That sucks though. I'm glad though he said natural causes, because if he would have said like a car accident, then every time I was in the car, I'd be like, fuck, fuck, here we are. I got some ice cream Flintstones vitamins if you want. You can chew on them all week and stay nice and healthy for us.
52:54It's so weird that you're eating those, because I just watched a documentary about them. About Flintstones vitamins? Yeah, you should, well I'll send it to you. They're so much different. They're not the same. You guys want to adderall? No, it's so different. I've had like a craving for them, so I ordered some off Amazon. They were like 26 dollars long. When I was a kid, I would just eat those like candy because my mom wouldn't give me candy. Right, you're just eating your, dude they're so good. Nothing's the same. They're not the same, but they're still really good. Well, it was created, just watched a documentary bit.
53:27No! Does it give you long? No, they're just, they're not. They're just as shitty as you think they are. And that's pretty much the end. That makes sense. And Betty, I think, whatever Fred, no, Barney's wife. Wilma? Wilma? I guess she was the only one that didn't have a Flintstone. I think it was her. And then people got mad and then they made her. All the little boys wanted to live here. This documentary was one of those, why am I watching this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've got a deep walk to eat. Yeah, I've got a deep walk to eat. I've got to watch it now because I've been eating them every day.
54:08They're not going to do anything for you. Just eat candy. No, they have literally like zero nutritional value. Zero, they're zero five. For like children, they're like 100 % if you're like under four. Yeah, and you're just wasting money for the taste. That's what I want to know for. Well, you hate food dye too, I bet. Yeah, lots of food dye. It's bad for you. No, but I'm saying there's candy. I'm sure I can get you connected with like a Japanese hard candy that tastes like it. That's cheaper. Thank you so much. See you guys later. Man, I flew from Seattle this morning. I'm a bummer. Come on, dude.
54:51I would love to hang out with you. We've got to geek out more often. Yeah, we gotta nerd out sometime. Suck each other's days. Yeah, we gotta suck it out. Yeah, you know? The old days! You got a week left. I know. Oh yeah, you only got a few days. I'll come over tomorrow, man.
55:11Brian Redban:Yeah, I love nerding. Hell, man. I do, too. You're actually the least slutty. She's actually the least slutty person I know. Even though she looks like hot sex, Like she looks like she is just dripping with sluttiness. She is actually the least slutty person. Seriously. Don't you wish I was like a hair more slutty? I mean, no I don't. Honestly, you know, if I was single I would take the slow road. I'd be like, let's go to church together. Yeah, that's what I want! I would make quiche for her, you know? I wouldn't let you make any quiche. I would work out I would lose weight and be my normal self whenever I'm not in a relationship I just transform it in like 3 months I'm like I just lost 80 pounds working out like I'm only eating lettuce and stuff and it's pretty fun I just haven't been able to do that in 12 years, thanks Janice we love you Janice I miss it though I miss working out Janice is pretty healthy You pick a day.
56:20You can come work out with y 'all. Kick your ass. Wait till Jameis is gone. There we go. I'll be there all day.
56:29Yeet! Bah! What's up, man? Oh, man, that's crazy work. I appreciate you, though. Everyone loves you, dude. That's wild. I love it. I appreciate the film you. Ah, come on, man. Shout out to everybody out there always watching us, always supporting us, man. We all love you. Yes, sir. Thank you, bro. Appreciate it. We'll see y 'all next week.
From the publisher
An exclusive, behind the scenes look from KT Episode 785 KT guest Duncan Trussell + Kurt Metzger
Duncan Trussell, Kurt Metzger, Pat O'Neill, Dedrick Flynn, Martin Phillips, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Grooveline Horns, Joe White, Troy Conrad, Monica, Colt McNeely, Steve Glass, Nathan Poling, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - RECORDED– 09/07/2026
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